C.A.T.S. Eyes. S01 E01. Goodbye Jenny Wren.

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First broadcast 12th April 1985.  Maggie Forbes arrive to join the new unit on the day that Jenny Kenwright, a member of the team, is killed while investigating a Russian trawler anchored in the Estuary.  Rosalyn Landor - Pru Standfast Leslie Ash - Fred Smith Michael Petrovitch - Andrei Andreyev Richard Beale - Prinley Christopher Priest - Sutcliffe Richard Piper - Buck Hodder John Pennington - Jeffrey Mortimer Catherine Rabett - Jenny Kenwright Don Warrington - Nigel Beaumont Imogen Bickford-Smith - Caroline Cavendish Christopher Godwin - Sir Thomas Notley Christopher Rozycki - Anatoly Romanov Stephen Churchett -  Policeman Tony Mathews - Howard Lewis Elizabeth Counsell - Bella Lewis Colette Stevenson - Sandra Alisa Bosschaert - Molly Huggins (as Alisa Bossheart) David Rolfe - Commander Jill Gascoine - Maggie Forbes Anthony Head - James Sinden Nicholas Frankau - Henry Purvis Eileen Nicholas  - Mrs. Dunbar Michael Melia - Bert Black Steffanie Pitt - Receptionist Norman Mann - Pomeroy Alexei Jawdokimov - Balenkov Jon Iles - Parsons

Transcript

00:00:52Are you sure you won't need some backup?

00:00:54No, thanks, Fred.

00:00:55It's a long time since I had a good workout.

00:00:58The motor company said that he had a record for GBH.

00:01:02It won't be like taking candy for a baby.

00:01:05Do you think if I show him the repossession order and bat my eyelash, is it?

00:01:08No.

00:01:09Well, I just have to put my faith in Ito Hakanala.

00:01:12Oh?

00:01:13My martial arts instructor at Oxford.

00:01:16Dear little...

00:01:17You're actually looking forward to this, aren't you?

00:01:19Of course not.

00:01:20I have poor violence.

00:01:29Oi.

00:01:30Be careful.

00:01:31Don't worry.

00:01:32Forewarned is forearmed, as dear old Ito used to say.

00:01:35It's very fun to play shows.

00:01:37Bye-bye.

00:01:47Slow ahead.

00:01:49Slow ahead.

00:01:59He wants to come in here about as much as a bug climbing into a dish of penicillin.

00:02:05What happened, sir?

00:02:07It was down the channel.

00:02:09The Mary Rankin was about a mile away, and a skipper said he'd swear there was an explosion.

00:02:14The amazing exploding fishing trawler.

00:02:17If that tub's got any fish aboard, it's in a sardine can in the galley.

00:02:38Oi.

00:02:40That's in my motor, then, dear darling.

00:02:42To be honest, I think it looks like a mobile fruit machine.

00:02:45You cheeky sugar.

00:02:51Oh!

00:02:52Oh.

00:02:53My card.

00:02:53You cheeky sugar.

00:02:56You cheeky sugar.

00:03:12You cheeky sugar.

00:03:14You cheeky sugar.

00:03:15You cheeky sugar.

00:03:19You cheeky sugar.

00:03:25Mr. Mortimer, what are you doing here?

00:03:28Waiting for you, Miss Smith.

00:03:29Well, you could have waited inside the office.

00:03:31No, I couldn't. It's locked.

00:03:32That's funny. Where the hell's Jenny?

00:03:47Where the hell did she come from?

00:04:04Get her out of there!

00:04:05Yes, sir.

00:04:16We found your daughter. She's living in a squat.

00:04:20In a squat?

00:04:21Well, it's quite cozy, really.

00:04:23They've got their own pit rats and everything.

00:04:25That's monstrous.

00:04:27Well, you've got to make her come home.

00:04:29She doesn't want to.

00:04:31That's why she ran away in the first place.

00:04:33Look, the reason I came to your agency in the first place...

00:04:35The reason you came to us

00:04:36was because you didn't want the old bill brought in.

00:04:39And because you're all women.

00:04:41Even women can't pull miracles.

00:04:44What do you want me to do? Bring her back in a crate?

00:04:47Talk to her.

00:04:48She might listen to you.

00:04:50I didn't. She didn't.

00:04:51What did she say?

00:04:54She said you should go see a taxidermist.

00:05:00Her address, please.

00:05:05There you go.

00:05:08So that'll be 125 quid.

00:05:12That's 75 for the fee and 50 expenses.

00:05:15Oh, we'll send in our account, Mr Mortimer.

00:05:18Thank you very much.

00:05:20Good morning.

00:05:25When will you learn

00:05:27that cash in the hand

00:05:29is worth two checks in the post?

00:05:31Cash in your hard little land,

00:05:33Frederica Darling,

00:05:34tends to evaporate like snow on a stove.

00:05:36Besides which,

00:05:37we are not running a stall in the market.

00:05:40If you were,

00:05:41you'd be dead on the marshes, mate.

00:05:42That's the problem

00:05:43with all those degrees of yours.

00:05:45Never had time to learn nothing.

00:05:50I love you too, Fred.

00:05:52Odeo at ammo.

00:05:53Oh, who recorded that one, then?

00:05:55It's Watonius.

00:05:56Good group.

00:05:58How'd the repos go?

00:06:00Like clockwork.

00:06:01Poor chap.

00:06:02I felt rather sorry for him.

00:06:03Why?

00:06:03It's been so much tarting up the car

00:06:05he couldn't afford the payments.

00:06:06Any aggro?

00:06:08There was a slight difference of opinion

00:06:10but it was all over very quickly.

00:06:12Oh, you're wicked, you are.

00:06:37Hi, Jenny.

00:06:38Hi.

00:06:39Hi.

00:06:40Hi.

00:06:44So how did it go?

00:06:48Mr. Beaumont, sir.

00:06:50Hi.

00:06:50Do come in, Nigel.

00:06:52Sit down.

00:06:53Miss Candish.

00:06:59Sir.

00:07:00Providence

00:07:01has delivered great riches

00:07:03into our hands.

00:07:05At this moment

00:07:06the pride of Russia's

00:07:07maritime espionage fleet

00:07:09is sitting on its bottom

00:07:10in a British port

00:07:11waiting to be looted

00:07:12like a Saturday night girl

00:07:14in Tomsk.

00:07:14Yes, sir.

00:07:15I know.

00:07:17Nigel, if you have ambitions

00:07:18to be a high flyer

00:07:19in this department

00:07:20you must allow your superiors

00:07:22their little surprises.

00:07:23You frequently do surprise me, sir.

00:07:26Yes, well, it's in your bailiwick

00:07:27so you'd better get down there

00:07:28activate your furies

00:07:29and tell us all about it.

00:07:31I was just about to set

00:07:32the wheels in motion, sir.

00:07:33Good.

00:07:35But Nigel

00:07:37if the Russians catch you at it

00:07:39I shall of course disown you.

00:07:41I may even be obliged

00:07:43to stab you in the back.

00:07:44That's all right, sir.

00:07:46Anything to help

00:07:46poor old British steel.

00:07:49Nigel, the potential high flyer

00:07:50tends to eschew

00:07:51the clever remark.

00:07:53Don't admit at this meeting, Miss Candidge.

00:07:54I haven't done so, Sir Thomas.

00:07:57If there's one thing

00:07:57that gets a man down

00:07:58it's being surrounded

00:07:59by total competence.

00:08:01That'll be all, Nigel.

00:08:03Thank you, sir.

00:08:07Caroline.

00:08:08Sir Thomas.

00:08:09Keep the weekend free.

00:08:11We may find it necessary

00:08:12to go down and

00:08:13monitor progress.

00:08:15Of course, sir.

00:08:26Why can't we all go

00:08:27and take your butchers?

00:08:28We have to be here

00:08:29in case the new recruit arrives.

00:08:31What, the woman from the filth?

00:08:33Well, we've proved ourselves.

00:08:35We're good.

00:08:36We're women.

00:08:38Good isn't good enough.

00:08:39We have to be the best.

00:08:40This little outfit

00:08:41was born in number 10.

00:08:42There's nothing the boys

00:08:43of the old brigade

00:08:44can do about that.

00:08:45They can wait for a slip

00:08:46and then pounce, Jenny.

00:08:47That's the white wall way.

00:08:49But why someone else?

00:08:51I mean, we've got it

00:08:52between us.

00:08:53We're mates.

00:08:55Why a fourth?

00:08:56And a Mrs. Inspector Woodentop

00:08:58of all people.

00:09:00Evening.

00:09:03I asked for Mrs. Forbes.

00:09:06We need some good

00:09:07solid police routine

00:09:08and experience

00:09:09to give us gravitas.

00:09:10You what?

00:09:12A bit of ballast, Fred.

00:09:14Besides, we have to

00:09:14keep up our front.

00:09:16If we're to go on

00:09:16being accepted

00:09:17as an ordinary detective agency,

00:09:18clients are going to

00:09:19expect an ex-copper or two

00:09:21about the place.

00:09:31Police, sir.

00:09:43Calling Lima Golf Charlie.

00:09:46I'm the naughty dame

00:09:47that you're just

00:09:48about to pounce on.

00:09:49I've got queue clearance

00:09:50on the southeast link

00:09:51code six.

00:09:53Get Ivan off my tail,

00:09:55would you?

00:09:56He's the black Porsche

00:09:57behind.

00:09:59Put your foot down,

00:10:00Horace.

00:10:01Yes, sir.

00:10:20Don't you have your heat shield up, sir?

00:10:22What about your friend in front?

00:10:25And you are a devout, Hintle.

00:10:26There are no friends

00:10:27on the motorway, sir.

00:10:29Just them and us.

00:10:30Really?

00:10:31May I see your driving license, sir?

00:10:33Certainly.

00:10:42Anatoly Romanov?

00:10:43Romanov, yes.

00:10:45Diplomat, are we, sir?

00:10:47I'm doing my best at this moment.

00:10:49Have you any idea

00:10:50what speed you were doing, sir?

00:10:52Officer.

00:10:53I'm warning you.

00:10:54No, sir.

00:10:55That's what I'm supposed

00:10:56to say to you.

00:11:11Thank you, Horace.

00:11:14Uh-oh.

00:11:14Here comes Nigel.

00:11:15Then it's trouble.

00:11:16We've exceeded our budget.

00:11:18Or that big Bulgarian

00:11:19didn't want to defect

00:11:20after all

00:11:20and it's claiming

00:11:21he was kidnapped.

00:11:22Good day, ladies.

00:11:23I bring salams

00:11:25from my masters.

00:11:26Never eat the stuff.

00:11:27Gives you bad breath.

00:11:29It's come to their attention

00:11:30that a Russian spy trawler

00:11:32has come into a British port

00:11:33for repairs.

00:11:34We know.

00:11:35I've just done a recce on it.

00:11:36Have you?

00:11:37And who told you to do that?

00:11:39We thought you'd be pleased.

00:11:40As it happens, I am.

00:11:42But I do wish

00:11:43you would wait

00:11:44for instructions.

00:11:47We are big girls, Nigel.

00:11:49Whose salaries

00:11:49are paid by the home office

00:11:51and he who pays the piper

00:11:53calls the tune.

00:11:55You mean we're not allowed

00:11:57to have minds of our own?

00:11:58You can use your minds

00:12:00to solve your bread and butter cases.

00:12:02Official business,

00:12:03you do as you're told.

00:12:05Maybe we should forget the home office.

00:12:07The agency seems to be doing pretty well

00:12:09without you.

00:12:10What about all that fancy equipment

00:12:11you have in there?

00:12:13Would you like us

00:12:13to take it all back?

00:12:19All right.

00:12:20Since you did jump the gun,

00:12:22what did you make of that trawler?

00:12:24Well, she's the best I've seen.

00:12:25She's got all the usual

00:12:26nosy Parker tools on show.

00:12:28The kind of thing we all know about.

00:12:30And a lot we don't.

00:12:33Very perceptive.

00:12:35The star of Lenin

00:12:36is the most sophisticated snoop

00:12:38the Russians have ever put

00:12:39in the water.

00:12:45Andrei Andreevich,

00:12:47for a man with your responsibilities,

00:12:50you drink too much.

00:12:53They can stuff

00:12:54their responsibilities.

00:12:55I'm a good sailor.

00:12:57I did not ask

00:12:57to be a spy.

00:12:58You know that

00:12:59and I know that.

00:13:01But we each do

00:13:02what the old beach

00:13:03goddess mother Russia demands.

00:13:05If you fail her in this,

00:13:06you are in big,

00:13:07big trouble.

00:13:10Already senior home office

00:13:11official is here.

00:13:13Where?

00:13:14I don't know.

00:13:15I followed him

00:13:15but they lost him.

00:13:16Ha!

00:13:17So now you also

00:13:18are in big trouble.

00:13:19He has police on his side.

00:13:21They dig me off

00:13:22like a

00:13:22earwig on a dahlia.

00:13:24You know that.

00:13:25I know that.

00:13:25All right.

00:13:27But the important thing

00:13:28is

00:13:29that we work together.

00:13:32Remember

00:13:34it is

00:13:34in a way much.

00:13:39What my masters thought

00:13:40was that one of you ladies

00:13:42would have a look at it.

00:13:44Jenny's already done that.

00:13:45Haven't you?

00:13:46Yes.

00:13:47They mean a real look.

00:13:48What do they suggest?

00:13:50There's only a certain amount

00:13:51one can love from outside.

00:13:52I come

00:13:53bearing gifts.

00:13:55Oh that sounds dodgy.

00:13:56It's a computerized

00:13:58passive sensor.

00:14:00Oh I meant you play it.

00:14:19The sensor should now be analyzing

00:14:21all that electronic hardware

00:14:23you have in your back room.

00:14:24With a bit of luck

00:14:26we should be able to read

00:14:27all about it

00:14:28on your visual display.

00:14:33Oh thank you love.

00:14:35We'll be back on Sunday.

00:14:38I'll be moving about

00:14:39quite a bit Bella.

00:14:41But you'll always

00:14:41be able to reach me.

00:14:44Anyway my secretary

00:14:45will always know where I am.

00:14:51I'll bet she will.

00:15:05Hello.

00:15:06Good morning.

00:15:07Ah.

00:15:08Where's that car called?

00:15:09Yes.

00:15:10Ah this is

00:15:10Howard Lewis.

00:15:12Yes.

00:15:13Ah 7594402.

00:15:17I'd like to work

00:15:18something out with you.

00:15:19I mean it sounds

00:15:20a little difficult

00:15:21but I think it's

00:15:21quite easy really.

00:15:23Let's find out

00:15:24what the sensor's found.

00:15:26Please follow me

00:15:26to the computer room.

00:15:34We tap in

00:15:35the interrogation code

00:15:36and

00:15:42bingo.

00:15:43Pretty impressive.

00:15:44Pretty expensive too.

00:15:45It was 10 years

00:15:47in development.

00:15:49Highly classified

00:15:49I suppose.

00:15:50So classified

00:15:51it doesn't even

00:15:51have a name.

00:15:53The boffins refer

00:15:53to it as the

00:15:54MacGuffin Project.

00:15:56I take it you want

00:15:57us to use it

00:15:58on that Russian spy drawer.

00:16:00He wants me

00:16:00to use it

00:16:01on the Russian spy drawer.

00:16:03Underwater.

00:16:04Naturally.

00:16:24morning girls.

00:16:25Morning Mr Lewis.

00:16:26Good morning Mr Lewis.

00:16:27Good morning Betty.

00:16:28Good morning Mr Lewis.

00:16:29Good morning Mr Lewis.

00:16:30Can you come in a moment

00:16:32Sandra?

00:16:35What a lovely day.

00:16:38While I'm away

00:16:40you have all calls for me

00:16:41put through the car call.

00:16:42You won't always be in the car.

00:16:44No but I can always give them a buzz

00:16:45see if they're any call.

00:16:46I see.

00:16:48And um

00:16:48how do I get in touch

00:16:49with Miss Huggins?

00:16:50Same system.

00:16:51Yes Mr Lewis.

00:16:53Hotel the other girls

00:16:54would you?

00:16:55Yes Mr Lewis.

00:16:56Oh and

00:16:57could you ask

00:16:58Miss Huggins to come in?

00:17:12Morning.

00:17:13What's set Miss Huggins?

00:17:15Rearing to go

00:17:16Mr Lewis.

00:17:28The green button

00:17:29switches it on

00:17:31the black button

00:17:32switches it off

00:17:33and the red button

00:17:35is the self-destruct.

00:17:37What's the explosive power?

00:17:38Equivalent to five pounds

00:17:40of PX4.

00:17:41Blimey.

00:17:43It's got a 30 second delay.

00:17:45That's how long

00:17:46you have to get clear.

00:17:4830 seconds.

00:17:49Yes.

00:17:50Let's go.

00:18:26Alexei.

00:18:39Rich.

00:18:40This is a technical room.

00:19:17Alexei.

00:19:18Alexei.

00:19:47Alexei.

00:19:54We fished her out this morning.

00:19:56Got a signal to notify you.

00:20:12You didn't find anything on her did you?

00:20:14Nothing.

00:20:15I see.

00:20:17We knew her too.

00:20:19Yeah.

00:20:40Good morning ladies.

00:20:42I'm the new girl.

00:20:44Where the hell have you two been shopping?

00:20:58Look I'm sorry.

00:21:01How could I have known?

00:21:03Yeah.

00:21:05How could you?

00:21:16I've lost people I love.

00:21:19Oh no.

00:21:20Not the number one police sermon for the bereaved please.

00:21:25Look I've said I'm sorry.

00:21:27I can't spend the whole day saying it over and over again.

00:21:31If you want to feel better get off your backside and start trying to find out who killed your friend.

00:21:35We need statements from the people who found her.

00:21:39We need eyewitnesses from the people who last saw her alive.

00:21:41We need time.

00:21:42Knock it off.

00:21:43You're not plodding around the seven dials now.

00:21:46At seven dials we didn't sit around bawling our eyes out.

00:21:51We got on with some basic police work something of which you seem to know nothing about.

00:21:56Has this death been entered in the book?

00:21:58Have forensics been called in?

00:22:00What are you?

00:22:01A bunch of amateurs?

00:22:05Staten Kidney Pud was well up to standard.

00:22:08I thought so.

00:22:11That Russian trawler.

00:22:13Ready to leave her here.

00:22:15Lifted something of ours last night.

00:22:17Bit awkward.

00:22:18Like her to stay a little longer?

00:22:21That would be helpful.

00:22:23See what I can do.

00:22:25Seen Jennifer lately.

00:22:37Mrs. Forbes I don't know who was supposed to brief you.

00:22:41But it's obvious you haven't the least conception what kind of operation you've joined here.

00:22:45They told me it was classified.

00:22:48They told me it was dangerous.

00:22:51If my son hadn't taken off for Australia I'd never have volunteered.

00:22:55He'd have blown his top.

00:22:56I understand they put you through some refresher courses.

00:22:59Yes.

00:23:00Self-defense.

00:23:01Firearms.

00:23:03Defensive driving.

00:23:05I thought it was something to do with special branch.

00:23:07No.

00:23:09It's nothing to do with the police.

00:23:10Although we do sometimes work with them.

00:23:14So what is it?

00:23:28The Countess of Middleton, sweet sir.

00:23:31Oh it's wonderful.

00:23:33Right, sir.

00:23:40Thank you, sir.

00:23:41The bedroom...

00:23:42Yes, I...

00:23:44Thank you, sir.

00:23:51Thank you, sir.

00:23:54Thank you, sir.

00:23:57Thank you, sir.

00:23:59Thank you, sir.

00:24:15Not for the quiet ones.

00:24:16That's what my father used to say.

00:24:18What did your father say?

00:24:20It was my mother actually.

00:24:22She said a girl should always be a lady.

00:24:25Except you can't afford it.

00:24:27She's a very sensible woman.

00:24:29Uh-huh.

00:24:40Yes, hello.

00:24:53Yes, hello.

00:24:55Hello, Howard.

00:24:56Oh, hello, dear.

00:24:57How are you?

00:24:58Yeah, well, it's nice to hear you.

00:25:00Yes.

00:25:00Where are you now?

00:25:02Oh, well, um...

00:25:03I'm, um...

00:25:05Well, I'm about, uh...

00:25:06Three miles up the M2, yes.

00:25:08In the fast lane.

00:25:11Ah!

00:25:11What happened?

00:25:12Have you hit something?

00:25:12No, no, no, darling.

00:25:14It's all right.

00:25:15It's just an articulated lorry doing a snake dance.

00:25:19Okay, look, I'll call you later.

00:25:21I'm sorry, what was that, sweetie?

00:25:22I'll call you later.

00:25:23Yeah.

00:25:24Hi.

00:25:26Oh.

00:25:27Mmm.

00:25:31Since we joined the EEC, the Thames estuary and the Medway towns and ports have become the crossroads of European

00:25:37crime, espionage and terrorism.

00:25:40Not just European, the bloody Russians as well.

00:25:44You know, there's more afoot in the lay-bys and cafes around here than in the whole of London, Paris

00:25:48and Amsterdam put together.

00:25:50But that's stuffed down to the police and you say we've got nothing to do with them?

00:25:53We're not.

00:25:54We're what you might call the exotic end of the market.

00:25:58We are known as covert activities.

00:26:01Thames section.

00:26:03Cats!

00:26:04Oh, stand back in amazement.

00:26:06But we have complete autonomy. I insisted on that.

00:26:09Why all women?

00:26:10Political decision.

00:26:11It was suggested to Downing Street that we weren't getting our share of the fun.

00:26:14And now we've got more than our share.

00:26:17The men expected us to fall flat on our backsides.

00:26:19But we didn't.

00:26:20So we're here to stay.

00:26:23All except Jenny.

00:26:26Oh, that's nice.

00:26:28Oh, that's nice.

00:26:44Hello.

00:26:46Howard.

00:26:47Oh, hello dear.

00:26:48Can we talk now?

00:26:49Well, actually I've just been diverted.

00:26:52oh yeah I've got a meeting in Winchester and here I am deep in the heart of that

00:26:57country lane listening to the birds it's all right dear it's just just a

00:27:03touch of ah I've just seen a sign back onto the motorway but I better ring off

00:27:09now dear it's getting a bit tricky with all these red cones take care yes you too my

00:27:15sweetie I miss you I'll give you red cones

00:27:43sorry about the plebeian surroundings but there's an I've been lurking about and I

00:27:47didn't want to lead him to you mainly for his sake most amusing you are undoubtedly a card Nigel

00:27:54we can't all keep up with the standards of the Oxford Union coffee I'm going to say this once

00:28:04and mean what I say then I'm not going to say it again I'm sorry about Jenny you're sorry

00:28:13Mrs. Forbes welcome I'm from the home office I'm sorry you've had such a sad initiation

00:28:22the point is we were set up the coded scan the MacGuffins sent back to you at your communications

00:28:29room before they took out Jenny took out oh yeah great what a lovely little euphemism

00:28:37Fred shut up well it has now been decoded it shows there was never anything on that trawler we

00:28:46hadn't known about for years so Jenny died for nothing the point is we've lost the MacGuffin

00:28:52it is vital that we retrieve it their operations controller is a KGB colonel called Anatoly Romanoff

00:29:02from the embassy in London why doesn't the ship beat it back to Russia because I have an old

00:29:07school friend at the Admiralty who's got it knotted up in red tape forms to be filled in niceties to

00:29:13be

00:29:13observed oh yeah they're very good on their niceties is Romanoff on board the ship no he's a prudent

00:29:21man he likes his creature comforts he's at the Drake famous for its um bar I know it we have

00:29:30got to get the

00:29:31MacGuffin back if you can't do it in your way the SAS are going to have to do it in

00:29:38theirs

00:29:40if ever we needed you ladies we need you now I have no suggestions to make you're on your own

00:29:47good it's the way we like it

00:29:57hello car call

00:30:07Howard? Bella how nice to hear you again

00:30:11are the birds still keeping you company darling? the birds? the birds! oh yes well yeah yes I'm on the

00:30:18road to Southampton now

00:30:20it's absolutely pouring with rain

00:30:23have you had lunch? oh yeah yes I have had lunch

00:30:25who with? with um well with the client from Winterthur

00:30:30well why? you sound sober

00:30:34Bella if you want to send our standard olivine straight down the plug hole then just tell that

00:30:40line to the clients okay sweetie? I suppose so bye now

00:30:51this is mine she was my mate if anyone's going to straighten anything out it's going to be me right?

00:30:59I'm sorry that's hot blood it's always a mistake look copper lady you've had your training I've had mine

00:31:06but just you do some time here before you start telling me right?

00:31:14any ideas? yes mrs forbes I believe I have

00:31:24you know her? oh she looks like trade to me

00:31:30what? client we are a private detective agency that's our cover we're in yellow pages

00:31:36you better go and look after her why me? well you can't help at the moment in this other business

00:31:42and you are ex-fuzz that's what she'll be expecting I should get out there if I were you

00:31:46thanks a bunch

00:31:56nice flowers fresh the men's detective agency would be all stale cigarette ends

00:32:02and suits saying Robert Mitchum slept in this

00:32:08what's your name and what's your problem? my name is Bella Lewis and I'm not sure I've identified my

00:32:14a problem well give it a try well it's my husband yes I keep on getting him well aren't

00:32:27you the lucky one no you don't understand I mean I never don't get him what are you complaining about

00:32:33it's not natural when they're away husbands are supposed to be elusive besides which

00:32:44he's always in his car oh safest place for him to be so lucky he's on the job no forget

00:32:51I said that

00:32:52now what I mean is that everything's lovely I know it is

00:32:57except that it isn't you got a funny feeling right I knew I was right to come to an all

00:33:04girls outfit

00:33:05can you imagine what I'd have got from Nicky Spillane down the road dinner oh you're right

00:33:12I know who it is it's that secretary of his Sandra I wouldn't leave her with a cat

00:33:25sergeant Lester please

00:33:29Sam Maggie great so far Sam I'm pulling a favor I've got a bell number cordless I need a trace

00:33:38on it

00:33:40what five minutes okay I'll call you back thanks Sammy

00:33:48what do you think looks great what about when she opens her mouth

00:33:54I mean Wren officers they're all a bit Earl Grey and sugar tongs aren't they oh listen I can sound

00:33:59like Jenny when I want to

00:34:04you have no right to hold this troller you know mr. Bond my dear chap I couldn't agree with you

00:34:11more

00:34:11it's those officious little pen pushers at the admiralty you know how they love their paperwork

00:34:18no doubt your captain will wade his way through it capable fellow I hear for one of the working

00:34:24classes have you met him at all as you know it's all I can do to get out of the

00:34:29office I know the feeling

00:34:32do what you can it would be silly to let this expand into an incident that we must avoid at

00:34:40all costs

00:34:45I'm glad we understand each other

00:34:51Porsche still going well is it

00:34:56Porsche excellently thank you mr. Bond mr. Romano

00:35:11no not this time bastard

00:35:15a chambermaid you must be joking how better to get evidence of adultery you don't need evidence these

00:35:21days all you need to prove is inclination and opportunity ours is not a reason why Maggie ours is

00:35:26about to keep the clients happy oh that adultery for god's sake it sounds like something from the 1930s

00:35:32it still goes on especially at brunches to hall that woman's husband isn't a civil servant by any chance

00:35:37no he's a businessman why her particular hotel is very popular with first division

00:35:40letchers from London you speak from experience my uncle cyril used it quite a bit before aunt

00:35:46phoebe gave him his marching orders oh a chambermaid i usually do hookers why don't i help you out with

00:35:54these rations i don't need any help i've told you mrs forbes this one's down to me

00:36:09oh

00:36:09when i am back up in the world

00:36:12your first time

00:36:13the bars are too close to the false ain't free

00:36:18you'll find a god in every golden question

00:36:50you're too good looking for a star that would be a good

00:36:52you'll be in trouble right away

00:36:52oh not with me ma'am i've got a husband and six kids to think about

00:36:56well there's no bulk to you give me a good country girl any day with plenty of work in her

00:37:01i'm stronger than i look

00:37:13do you know if i join you

00:37:17i can't stop you sitting there thank you

00:37:20you won't necessarily have joined me though

00:37:23forgive me i can't help noticing something is bothering you it is now

00:37:36let me freshen that up for you

00:37:41how very generous

00:37:44thirsty hungry too perhaps later you would allow me to buy your dinner

00:37:49the navy pays me enough money to buy my own dinners thank you very much

00:37:53really oh yes at least they do that

00:38:03well i just hope you know your business

00:38:05some of the girls that agency have been sending me late

00:38:08no no pride in their work

00:38:10how was your last establishment

00:38:12london not far from seven dials

00:38:15many regulars

00:38:16mostly short stay

00:38:18there's your uniform

00:38:19oh

00:38:22not exactly xandra rhodes

00:38:24what is it you'll be working not modeling

00:38:28now come on life in the navy can't be all bad

00:38:33try working with electronics all day instead of human beings

00:38:38and the human beings you do meet are chauvinistic pigs

00:38:45electronics electronics i'm impressed what sort of electronics

00:38:52i'm afraid i can't tell you that

00:38:55cloak and dagger stuff how glamorous

00:39:04i'm sorry to bother you love i found this in the bed and i'd like to give it back any

00:39:07idea what room

00:39:08is in oh no that's mr smith the countess of middleton suite oh any money in i'll call smith

00:39:15well they've just this minute gone out said they wouldn't be back to late but we'll all be off by

00:39:20then

00:39:20ah i see

00:39:21forbes you're not paid to loaf around receptions plenty of work to be done get on with it woman

00:39:26yes mrs dunbar

00:39:33thank you

00:39:35cheers

00:39:38i would have thought that a girl in your position would be highly respected

00:39:45you don't know the half of it darling i don't know what to say i blew a tire on the

00:39:52motorway

00:39:52i found despair was a grot too do forgive me

00:39:58who is your friend

00:40:00oh i'm someone who was just keeping her company until you arrived yes i'm sure

00:40:09perhaps

00:40:12i may see you sometime

00:40:15bye-bye

00:40:36you know it means we're going to have to keep the trawler another day it's going to be

00:40:41damnably difficult look fred had romanov right on her hook then one of your hooray henry's clumped

00:40:46along and ruined everything not mine sixes

00:40:50oh

00:40:51i've had some booze ups with my brothers before but i did a whole week's housework in one evening then

00:40:58i had

00:40:59to go home and do my own it's the same thing to light

00:41:04if you want the macguffin back call henry off

00:41:07it's not going to be easy

00:41:10but i'll try

00:41:12Thomas dear boy i want you to understand that romanov is an a priority subject of interest

00:41:19we've been beagling him for years look all we're asking you to do is to call off the hounds for

00:41:23one

00:41:23night why i can't tell you james you've got to keep that trawler in harbour at least another 24 hours

00:41:33just don't see how it can be done old son they've thrown the book at them and like good bureaucrats

00:41:38they filled it in do you really want to know the secret of my superiority at squash yeah i do

00:41:45actually my backhand reverse now what

00:41:59it's done i was up half the night but i filled in their official forms dotted every i crossed every

00:42:05t

00:42:05think they can help bureaucrat or russian so we go with the latest technology in our pockets

00:42:11go with god i'm sorry with lenin

00:42:23what now trouble comrade captain

00:42:33the tag andre andreich has totally blocked us in yes they can't do this to me

00:42:43if those bala hutted jokers want to play games i you're the words comfort captain i don't know

00:43:03Oh, you square-headed Anglo-Saxon twits, throw-ahead surprise.

00:43:09You knew I get up in the morning before you do.

00:43:14Aren't you worried? Aren't you mad?

00:43:16It so happens that another night in port for you suits me very well.

00:43:20I have a little burn to snare.

00:43:24But, as in the decadent western sense, or as in the old Georgian proverb?

00:43:31It's too early in the morning for old Georgian proverbs.

00:43:37If I win, you will get two-room flat in Moscow.

00:43:41I will have tour of duty of the decadent west extended indefinitely.

00:43:45The really important thing is that you should be able to get out of here tomorrow.

00:43:52You beat at the harbour master's head.

00:43:55I will hammer at the schoolboys in Whitehall.

00:44:02My shower suddenly turned scalding. I feel like a boiled prawn.

00:44:06You should have turned the coal tap on.

00:44:07I did, but it made no difference.

00:44:09I think the skin's hanging off my back.

00:44:19I'm not paying £187.50 a night for French plumbing.

00:44:22Oh, it's the money, is it?

00:44:24My pa will boil back.

00:44:26It wasn't like this at the dawn of our relationship.

00:44:30Oh, Mollikins.

00:44:51Sorry to have dragged you out like this, Prudence.

00:44:53The thing is we can't block the staff for more than 12 hours.

00:44:56After that we're going to have to move the town boy to Gromyko time.

00:45:00You're going to have to make your move now.

00:45:01We'd already have made it if it hadn't been for that hooray Henry.

00:45:04I know, and the awful thing is we haven't been able to have him called off.

00:45:07That's something else you're going to have to handle.

00:45:10As Mrs. Forbes would say, thanks a bunch, Nigel.

00:45:16Damn!

00:45:17Romanov.

00:45:20He's been looking for you and the firm for months.

00:45:22She's recognized my car.

00:45:24He won't have seen your face, but he'll follow your car.

00:45:27And even if you lose him, he'll trace the number.

00:45:30No problem.

00:45:49Do you know, I like you blonde.

00:45:52Nigel, you would like a sheepskin rug if it were blonde.

00:46:08No problem.

00:46:12Elegant one, Horace.

00:46:14Thank you, sir.

00:46:21Memo to Natasha.

00:46:22How long is it since we checked my personal insurance?

00:46:57How long is it?

00:47:22. . .

00:47:43Memo to Natasha. Instruct the computer to upgrade the driving ability of British female operatives by a factor of five.

00:47:56make that seven and a half

00:48:04you could have adjusted the plumbing most expeditiously sir.

00:48:07I dare say but my idea of a rest does not include being knee-deep in pipe-bangers.

00:48:26the Earl of Northumberland sweet sir.

00:48:32I'm sure you'll be comfortable here sir while the shower's being fixed.

00:48:36oh we shall move again.

00:48:38it's very nice.

00:48:40all right for you Marlowe. oh yes.

00:48:51we have just had the Soviet first secretary on the phone complaining there is a boat blocking their trawler.

00:48:57boats sir?

00:48:59boats aren't us.

00:49:01boats are Admiralty.

00:49:02the Soviets seem to think this particular boat is us.

00:49:06well I certainly make inquiries sir.

00:49:08always supposing that this MacGuffin business gives me sufficient time.

00:49:12am I to understand given there is a boat you would like it moved sir?

00:49:17I wish to know nothing about any of it.

00:49:19I merely mention the matter in passing.

00:49:21in fact officially I never refer to it at all.

00:49:24yes sir.

00:49:25has your tape been running sir?

00:49:27what?

00:49:30I don't like these damn things.

00:49:32may I sir?

00:49:33Nigel get out and never offer unsolicited help to your superiors.

00:49:37no sir.

00:49:39now before you go press the erase button this damn thing would you?

00:49:42yes sir.

00:49:49Richard Nixon has a great deal to answer for sir.

00:49:52in his own way Richard Nixon was a very great president.

00:49:55yes sir.

00:49:57pity he didn't know how to press the erase button either.

00:50:00Nigel.

00:50:01go.

00:50:02yes sir.

00:50:15it looks as if the milk's about to boil over on this star of linen business.

00:50:19I think we'd better get down there.

00:50:22would you book us in at the usual place?

00:50:25for the weekend?

00:50:27yes sir Thomas.

00:50:34hello darling.

00:50:35who the hell are you?

00:50:36you're the new girl aren't you?

00:50:38yeah.

00:50:38I'm Burt Black the head porter.

00:50:41and there ain't nothing happens in this hotel that I don't get a slice of.

00:50:44oh yeah?

00:50:45yeah.

00:50:46Anna the human haggis likes your style.

00:50:48and as per custom since time immoral I get 30% of all gratuities.

00:50:51do you understand that?

00:50:52what happens if you get a fat lip instead of a fat tit?

00:50:55this never happened has it?

00:50:56I'm sure you're open to a new experience.

00:50:58oh come on darling.

00:50:59you and me we could have something going off between us.

00:51:01yeah it's probably a grenade.

00:51:03oh you're a saucy little thing aren't you?

00:51:08I take these glasses.

00:51:10needlework in Italian too.

00:51:15oh dear.

00:51:17lamppost backed into you did it?

00:51:20funny English humor.

00:51:23unless you get that boat out of the way by tonight

00:51:27you may see some Russian humor.

00:51:31it tends to be boisterous.

00:51:33mr. Romanov I've told you I have no influence in the matter.

00:51:37in any case there's no documentary evidence.

00:51:40there is a boat.

00:51:41I can't find it in large register.

00:51:43mr. Beaumont

00:51:46never con a con man.

00:51:48the boat goes.

00:51:50or it becomes an incident.

00:51:53I'll look into it dear boy.

00:51:55that I promise you.

00:51:59I am sorry about your lovely car.

00:52:03forget the bloody car.

00:52:05if star of lane can't get out by midnight

00:52:10heads will grow.

00:52:11has it occurred to you that one of them might be yours?

00:52:15fine.

00:52:23we'll have you one day my son.

00:52:31mr. Smythe

00:52:32mr. Smythe nice to see you again.

00:52:34did you have a nice trip down?

00:52:35splendid thank you.

00:52:37we have a wonderful suite for you.

00:52:38I'm sure you'll like it.

00:52:40will you be eating in?

00:52:42yes we're rather tired so we'll dine early and turn in.

00:52:46well I'll make sure we have your usual table for you.

00:52:48thank you.

00:52:49but show mr. and mrs. Smythe to the Countess of Middleton Street.

00:52:53follow me please sir madam.

00:52:54thank you.

00:53:03thank you.

00:53:05thank you.

00:53:15hello.

00:53:17I was hoping to find you here.

00:53:20I believe it is your poison.

00:53:22persistent aren't you?

00:53:25I'm famous for it.

00:53:27well I can't say I'm pleased to see you.

00:53:29I'm only here to blow out the hangover you left me with last night.

00:53:33oh no.

00:53:34be fair.

00:53:34little lady.

00:53:36you were drinking already before I joined you.

00:53:39a woman's navy.

00:53:41it's enough to turn anyone to drink.

00:53:43forgive me.

00:53:46a very pretty girl.

00:53:49an officer.

00:53:51everything going for her.

00:53:54like the melancholy.

00:53:56i don't think that's any of your business.

00:54:00if i were a robot.

00:54:02it would be true.

00:54:04but since i'm not.

00:54:06i'd like to help.

00:54:07well you can't help.

00:54:09it's the system.

00:54:11you are suffering for me.

00:54:13your accent.

00:54:15what is it?

00:54:16slavic?

00:54:17czech?

00:54:19polish?

00:54:21russian.

00:54:22yes.

00:54:23i'm russian.

00:54:24you've got a nerve.

00:54:26lurking around a british naval base.

00:54:29i wonder why you don't wear a wide brimmed hat with your cotton.

00:54:33i'm not the kgb.

00:54:35i'm with the embassy, yes.

00:54:37but not intelligence.

00:54:38i'm here because one of our trawlers

00:54:41fell into your laps.

00:54:43and i have to see fair play.

00:54:45and you're here to make sure that we don't find out too much about it.

00:54:50precisely.

00:54:51but we already know quite a lot about it.

00:54:55what do you know?

00:54:56you expect me to tell you?

00:54:58a spy?

00:55:00i'm not a spy.

00:55:02i'm kind of clerk.

00:55:04yes.

00:55:05of course if i notice something useful to my country i have to report it but it is not really

00:55:10my job.

00:55:10oh pull the other one.

00:55:13which reminds me.

00:55:14my job and my co are waiting for me.

00:55:17will you be here this evening?

00:55:19maybe, maybe not.

00:55:21i will put my money on there, maybe.

00:55:24well.

00:55:25they're your rubles.

00:55:52you have got to get that hooray henry off my back.

00:55:55he sits there like a flaming labrador waiting to go walkies.

00:55:59and you know what six are like.

00:56:01if he knew i was seeing romanov he would do his nut.

00:56:05have you got a date with romanov tonight?

00:56:07definitely.

00:56:08leave henry to me. i'll think of something.

00:56:12are you lonesome tonight?

00:56:17do you miss me tonight?

00:56:22are you sorry we drifted apart?

00:56:27i see...

00:56:50i knew you'd come.

00:56:51i didn't come to see you.

00:56:54i came because i needed a drink.

00:56:56cheers.

00:56:57cheers.

00:57:03several drinks.

00:57:05my pleasure.

00:57:26i can't stand watching.

00:57:29i can't stand watching.

00:57:30he's got a bad heart.

00:57:38i can't stand watching.

00:57:43he's got a bad heart.

00:57:44he's got a bad heart.

00:57:49i can't stand watching.

00:57:52i can't disagree again if you enjoyed it.

00:57:52i agree with that.

00:57:59fire!

00:58:15i can't stand there.

00:58:19Come on.

00:58:24Come, come.

00:58:28Come on.

00:58:37You might have a seat to a crowd over here.

00:58:40No, no, not at all. Please do.

00:58:45From German, are you?

00:58:48West German, yes. From Berlin.

00:58:51Funny.

00:58:52I've never heard a West German say that.

00:58:56Well, define which side of the board as it were.

00:59:02East Germans say they're East Germans.

00:59:05West Germans generally just say they're German.

00:59:09Who's the rest?

00:59:10I'm one of the top 12 electronic experts in the Royal Navy.

00:59:18Last week, the promotion list was posted.

00:59:24Do you think there was anything in it for me?

00:59:30I'm just a scientist with a funny hat on.

00:59:36I joined the Navy

00:59:39because I thought I would get more money for my research

00:59:44than in industry

00:59:46because of their defence applications.

00:59:53Do you know what they did to me last week?

00:59:57Oh.

01:00:00They cut my budget.

01:00:04That's what they did to me.

01:00:15Oh, you are naughty.

01:00:16Oh, where did you learn that one?

01:00:18Oh, that...

01:00:27What the hell?

01:00:31You see, the trouble with the world is...

01:00:36sides.

01:00:40Everybody's on a different side.

01:00:43Now, there's no sides in electronics.

01:00:51Do you think a neutron knows what side it's on?

01:00:57That's a fascinating proposition.

01:01:01Why don't we discuss it over dinner?

01:01:05In Leipzig there is a sale.

01:01:08Leipzig?

01:01:09I thought you said you were West German.

01:01:12Yes.

01:01:13It is that I've just come from the book fair of Leipzig.

01:01:16Yes.

01:01:17I see.

01:01:19How about a change of scene?

01:01:22In Blanchester Hall.

01:01:23Oh.

01:01:24An excellent idea.

01:01:33You're a writer, are you?

01:01:35I work for a publisher.

01:01:38I publish books on marine violence.

01:01:47You said you were here on holiday.

01:01:50Yes, it is a holiday, really.

01:01:53Yes, it is a holiday.

01:02:00Good.

01:02:02Good.

01:02:10I want to see the manager.

01:02:12Now!

01:02:23Good.

01:02:29Good.

01:02:44Hey, folks.

01:02:50Just hi!

01:02:51It's because there is a platoon that cuts out.

01:02:52You can visit my records at sea!

01:02:55okay so you helped Romanoff break his leash but at least I've got you and

01:03:01you're going to tell me exactly where he is right? where he's taken that girl

01:03:09because if you don't

01:03:15we're going to arrange a nice little showtile of the old bailey. I can just see the

01:03:21headlines can't you? East Germany a agent to kidnap then officer spies mistress in

01:03:31seduction plot. You could go down for ten years.

01:03:41I suppose you are his mistress. At least he must have propositioned you. He's

01:03:47propositioned most of the female population of Europe both East and West.

01:03:55Perhaps you thought you were the one and only. Well I've got news for you love.

01:04:00He's a right Jack the lad is our Anatoly and I've got some nice snaps of him with

01:04:06other women. All shapes and sizes. I'll show you a little scrapbook if you like.

01:04:14That's the only reason he'd have recruited you. I mean you are quite tasty looking but you're an

01:04:21absolute no-no when it comes to the espionage lot aren't you? Bit of a liability really.

01:04:30Don't tell me. Let me guess.

01:04:33Join the young communist party while still at high school. Father a district party

01:04:39official. Mother the productivity record holder at the local wood pulp factory. Recommended by

01:04:46the headmaster for training in sexual entrapment. Sent to Moscow where she spent five years at

01:04:54two Zuzinski streets practicing her feminine wiles on various members of the presidium who gave her

01:05:00their certificates of approval. Right so far?

01:05:05On purpose. What?

01:05:08Now it's my turn. Father an insurance salesman from Basingstoke. Mother a pillar of the local bridge club.

01:05:15Undistinguished career at a minor public school in red brick university followed by recruitment into the

01:05:21security service. Since when he has acquired a reputation for grasping the wrong end of the stick.

01:05:28Right so far? Who the hell are you?

01:05:33Name's prudent Stanfast. I take it I can leave now.

01:05:42Patriotism.

01:05:43That's what they rely on with women in the services. More patriotic than men.

01:05:51So we're exploited. Thank you.

01:05:56Cheers. Cheers.

01:06:03They just better watch out with me that's all.

01:06:07Funny. In Russia women are equal with men.

01:06:11We have women colonels and captains and all kind of things.

01:06:16The ship that's in Tokyo at the moment is practically run by women.

01:06:20Oh I have no doubt.

01:06:22I can show you if you like.

01:06:25Have you ever been aboard a Russian ship?

01:06:28Well is that likely?

01:06:33Would it amuse you to have a look around?

01:06:38It would amuse my superiors.

01:06:41I don't think.

01:06:43On the contrary Frederica.

01:06:45They would be very impressed.

01:06:48Well if you're serious

01:06:54I'd better go and splash. I mean splice the main brace.

01:06:58I haven't heard it put that away before.

01:07:02You see the trouble is with you Russians.

01:07:05Did you live such sheltered lives?

01:07:08I'll be right back.

01:07:12I wonder if I could... oh it's okay.

01:07:16Who's that?

01:07:18I don't know.

01:07:19Get to Prue.

01:07:20Tell her to be at the anchor boy at midnight right?

01:07:22Right.

01:07:23See her.

01:07:23Don't phone.

01:07:24Right.

01:07:26You turn left first on the right madam.

01:07:33Hey where are you going?

01:07:34To my room.

01:07:35I've got a splitting headache.

01:07:36What about my cut?

01:07:3630 percent remember?

01:07:38I've got it all ready for you Bert.

01:07:39All you've got to do is sign for it.

01:07:41Sign for it?

01:07:41I declare all my income.

01:07:43I don't want to be taxed on money I haven't received do I?

01:07:46I don't want to be taxed on money.

01:07:51It's ridiculous.

01:08:09Hello.

01:08:10How long have you been here?

01:08:13About 10 minutes the great white chief had a phone call.

01:08:17You didn't think of rescuing me?

01:08:19I thought of rescuing poor Purvis.

01:08:21Then I decided against it.

01:08:22Why?

01:08:23You were keeping him occupied now to Frederica's hair.

01:08:27Any messages from her?

01:08:29Not yet.

01:08:30I suggest you go back to the office and wait.

01:08:48I have walked up a gangplank before you.

01:08:59I have walked up a gangplank before you.

01:09:00This is the ship's technical officer.

01:09:02A scientist like yourself.

01:09:04Griegor Valiankov.

01:09:07Lieutenant Frederica, I salute you.

01:09:10To women's rights.

01:09:11Women's rights.

01:09:12Human rights.

01:09:13Conjugal rights.

01:09:15I've seen your wife remember.

01:09:17Oh look here.

01:09:19Where are these high-powered women officers you've been telling me about?

01:09:23I will introduce you.

01:09:24But first of all as a technician.

01:09:26I'm sure you would like to see our latest piece of equipment.

01:09:30Latest piece of equipment?

01:09:32Colonel Valiankov, please.

01:09:34She knows something about this matters.

01:09:36Let's see if she can decipher how it works.

01:09:40It will be a pleasure.

01:09:42Please.

01:09:45Prudence, I'm sorry.

01:09:46It's gone up to a ministerial level.

01:09:48We can't block the start of Lenin any longer.

01:09:51For god's sake.

01:09:52Fred's on board.

01:09:53Half an hour.

01:09:54Just buy us half an hour.

01:09:56I'll try.

01:10:10Excuse me, Comary.

01:10:11I'll try to get a break.

01:10:14Please.

01:10:26To happy friendship and collaboration between our two countries.

01:10:32Rhubarb!

01:10:34This is a toast?

01:10:36Of course.

01:10:37I don't follow.

01:10:39You're supposed to lead.

01:10:40For instance, where is this terrific new invention?

01:10:44I'll show you.

01:11:20There you go, Sailor.

01:11:27they've had to let us go they are pulling out the plaque and now then you old soak

01:11:34we are going to be heroes you know you know what we've done we've not only got the latest

01:11:41british probe but we've got little drunk lady who is longing to come back with us i'll drink

01:11:47today can you get this rust bucket underway in 10 minutes i'll have to ask the chief engineer ask

01:11:54he's the ship's political commissar tell him it is an order from the senior kgb officer

01:12:02at our london embassy who eats political commissars for breakfast

01:12:11so

01:12:22so

01:12:23so

01:12:34so

01:12:51oh

01:13:05ship will be underway in five minutes good i will see how valenka is getting on with our tiddly

01:13:12little run

01:13:18hey come there

01:13:20no

01:13:22no

01:13:23no

01:13:24no

01:13:26no

01:13:27no

01:13:35no

01:13:36no

01:14:06Please.

01:14:22Oh, my God.

01:14:42You? Someone had to get you off the hook.

01:14:45Wait!

01:14:54No! No!

01:14:56Come on!

01:15:19Come on!

01:15:19Come on, you two. I've got the car, wait.

01:15:46Let's go.

01:16:10Let's make a break for it.

01:16:11You give up.

01:16:12You mad?

01:16:13Look, I know what I'm doing.

01:16:15Just get out with your hands up, right?

01:16:30Nice try, ladies.

01:16:32Anything to avoid an international incident?

01:16:35The box.

01:16:36Please.

01:16:43I will drink your hands in Moscow.

01:16:50Let's get out here, quick.

01:16:51Let's get out here, Nick.

01:16:53Let's go.

01:16:54Come on.

01:17:23And that's for Jenny.

01:17:31i want to know what the hell you thought you were doing my job sir tomerson your job she was

01:17:35acting

01:17:36in good faith on behalf of a client i don't believe you look right you were in the wrong place

01:17:40at the

01:17:40wrong time i mean how could maggie have known that you and your bird would have been moved

01:17:45into someone else's room this is all you're doing nigel really sir i rather thought it was yours

01:17:51don't be impertinent there are no other copies no what no

01:18:00i never came here and this conversation never took place understood understood and i want her

01:18:06off the team no we need her she's a pro we stand fast i agree if mrs forbes goes we

01:18:15go

01:18:17tomorrow morning nigel my office nine o'clock sharp very good sir

01:18:27nigel i'm sorry it was all my fault don't worry maggie you've done me a favor you'll never be able

01:18:34to get rid of me now

01:18:36you two thanks for the vote of confidence no i meant what i said we do need you

01:18:42make us a cup of tea will you shall i thump her something else we need you for

01:18:49so

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