Free Food Plays Dead or Alive Tournament for Real

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Happy 20th anniversary to Sprout

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00:00It seems old man Willow gave us a visit last night, and he brought with him not a blanket or a old man, but a blanket of shit.

00:19Yes, from Fish Jellyfields, it's nothing but the white stuff.

00:23Spongebob, can you help me get a snowball?

00:39Thanks, my buddy.

00:41Headshot.

00:43It's a fight, remember?

00:47Would you two please?

00:49Squidward!

00:51What?

00:52You're just in time to enlist in my army!

00:55I can start you off as a fuck pirate!

00:57No thanks, Major Stupidity!

00:59You and General Nonsense over there will have to fight without me!

01:07I will now consider your unconditional surrender!

01:17He slowly wants it to go down.

01:19Oh, you missed me!

01:20Oh, Patrick!

01:21What an unpleasant surprise!

01:22Oh, you missed me!

01:25Oh, Patrick!

01:26What an unpleasant surprise!

01:27No!

01:28No!

01:29Where was it?

01:30What?

01:31I was trying to tell you that I was smoking!

01:32What?

01:33Can I use your bathroom?

01:34Go use your own bathroom!

01:35I don't think I can make it, please!

01:36No!

01:37I don't think I can make it, please!

01:40No!

01:41Please!

01:42No!

01:43Please?

01:44No!

01:45Please?

01:46No!

01:47Please?

01:48No!

01:49Please?

01:50No.

01:51Please?

01:52What?

01:53Can I use your bathroom?

01:55Go use your own bathroom.

01:56I don't think I can make it, please?

01:58No.

01:59Please?

02:00No.

02:01Please?

02:02No.

02:03Please?

02:04No.

02:05Please!

02:06Okay, make it quick.

02:08That's okay.

02:09That's not what I meant!

02:11I will not stoop to your level.

02:15I'm Spongebob.

02:16And who am I?

02:17Your bathroom.

02:19Can I be Mr. Krabs?

02:20What, you butt out?

02:21Hey, you can't talk to Mr. Krabs like that, Squidward.

02:24What, you butt out?

02:26Headshot.

02:27What are you going to do?

02:32Killing three.

02:39Holy shit.

02:46Patrick, why didn't you hit Spongebob?

02:48He said you were Spongebob.

02:49He said you were Spongebob.

02:50He said you were Spongebob.

02:51I guess too, Mrs. Squidward.

02:52Now get back to work.

02:53How, how, how, how, how, why?

02:54Alright, I can see where this is going.

02:55I am now part of this world.

02:56Then where's your point?

02:57Get up!

02:58Get up.

02:59Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-h-y...

03:02Alright, I can see where this is going.

03:03I AM NOW part of this world.

03:04I am now part of this world.

03:05It's in-vision for me!

03:06Oh, my God.

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