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00:00Oh, no!
00:05Hello?
00:13Hey!
00:18Nothing's ever straightforward in this stupid house.
00:30Hello!
00:34Welcome!
00:36Welcome to Taskmaster.
00:38I'm Greg Davies.
00:39A juicy fillet steak of manhood, if I do say so myself.
00:42Take the heat off. I'm rare and I'm ready for the plate.
00:46Who dares to sit at the table of white-hot competition
00:50and complete tasks to make me sizzle on my judgmental skillet?
00:54Who dares to face my pepper-scorn sauce?
01:00Who wants my championships enough to risk getting their just desserts?
01:05Let's find out!
01:06Here they are!
01:07Anya Magliano!
01:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:10Maisie Abbott!
01:12Drew Ellis!
01:14Rick Shearsmith!
01:16And Sanjay Buster!
01:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:21And next to me, a man who told me that on a childhood visit
01:26to a fruit farm he once sneakily ate so many strawberries
01:29that he achieved the Holy Grail.
01:32The unbroken three-foot stool.
01:35LAUGHTER
01:38It's...
01:40L-l-l-l-toy!
01:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:43Well, look, it's time for the raffle, everyone,
01:48so if you want to get your tickets out at home.
01:51Do you want to do the honours today, Greg?
01:53Yeah.
01:54Who's going to win this week's raffle?
01:57So get your tickets out.
01:59Oh, it's a pink!
02:00It's a pink ticket.
02:01528.
02:03A pink 528.
02:04So get in touch if that's you.
02:07LAUGHTER
02:09LAUGHTER
02:10It's the...
02:11It's the raffle.
02:12It's the raffle.
02:13Incredible, isn't it?
02:14Did you buy a ticket?
02:15I didn't buy a ticket.
02:16I bought you a ticket.
02:17OK.
02:18You want...
02:19You want to check your pockets?
02:21LAUGHTER
02:22You're like, this is better.
02:24This is better.
02:25Oh, 528.
02:27I think 528.
02:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:31You win a hamper.
02:32You can have a look there.
02:33It's a good hamper.
02:34Genuinely good.
02:35Salt bin bags, shoe soles, cinnamon sticks.
02:37LAUGHTER
02:38Stuff you genuinely want from a hamper.
02:40OK.
02:41Let's get on with the prize task.
02:43Bang-tidy.
02:44And this week the category is
02:46the thing you were least likely to bring in from your home.
02:49Ooh.
02:50Big fingers crossed here for Lord Lucan.
02:53Five points will be given to this person
02:55that Greg thinks has brought in the least likely thing
02:57they've brought from their home.
02:59But you know how this works, Greg.
03:01You're all over the format by now, mate.
03:03Don't worry about it.
03:04LAUGHTER
03:07OK.
03:08Sanjeev, hello.
03:09Hello.
03:10Can I show you what it is?
03:11Sanjeev has brought this in.
03:12Yeah.
03:13LAUGHTER
03:15Come on!
03:16Did you just have it around, or is that decanted for the show?
03:22Oh, no, that was specially for the show.
03:23I mean, I don't have urine samples lying around the house.
03:26No.
03:27But, um...
03:28But you have the bottles.
03:29Well, yeah.
03:30I mean, you never know when you need them.
03:31I mean, you know, there's an age at which you have to go...
03:33Yeah.
03:34Those are doctors quite suddenly.
03:35Dip and check?
03:36Yeah, absolutely.
03:37Dip and check.
03:38I've got to say, Sanjeev, this marks a real turnaround in your fortunes, I think.
03:42Do you think?
03:43Well, the first two shows, your prizes were absolutely shit.
03:46It's very personal.
03:47Mm.
03:48Very.
03:49Do you know how he sent us a urine?
03:51Erm, no.
03:52We transferred it.
03:53LAUGHTER
03:55APPLAUSE
03:57OK, who's next?
03:59Anya.
04:00I've brought in my contraceptive coil.
04:03Oh, God.
04:04LAUGHTER
04:06Have a look at this, Greg, here it is.
04:08Oh, God.
04:09Look at it.
04:10Look at it.
04:11And if she's up there, then who's flying the plane?
04:13LAUGHTER
04:15APPLAUSE
04:21What's the blue thing?
04:23So, there are strings at the bottom of it and they're basically so you can check it's
04:26in place every month.
04:27OK.
04:28You put a...
04:29I'm not going to...
04:30I don't...
04:31I won't tell you.
04:32Well, don't get all squeamish, you brought it in.
04:33LAUGHTER
04:34Put fingers into your zones.
04:36Your zones.
04:37And you feel for the strings.
04:38And if the strings are there...
04:39Zones!
04:40LAUGHTER
04:41The reason that it's very unlikely that I was able to bring this in is because mine got
04:45lost within me.
04:47OK.
04:48And it took three doctors to get it out.
04:50On separate occasions.
04:51Not working simultaneously.
04:52LAUGHTER
04:53They were in different zones.
04:55LAUGHTER
04:56LAUGHTER
04:57APPLAUSE
04:59Very impressive.
05:02Phil?
05:03I brought in a lovely clump of asbestos.
05:05Here it is.
05:06LAUGHTER
05:08One of lovely companies.
05:10LAUGHTER
05:11Where did you get the incredibly dangerous material from?
05:15My flat is riddled with it and, erm...
05:18As long as you don't interfere with it, it's quite safe.
05:21LAUGHTER
05:22Now, I have caused a few issues by rambling around in my walls to pull it out.
05:27Not least your own slow, painful demise.
05:30LAUGHTER
05:31But, you know, it's what a way to go.
05:34LAUGHTER
05:35Old school.
05:36LAUGHTER
05:37Urine, a coil and a death sentence.
05:41LAUGHTER
05:42Rhys.
05:43So, in 1973, there used to be things called public information films
05:46and they would tell children to not get trapped in fridges
05:49and not stand in front of tractors.
05:51And there was one in 1973 called The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water
05:56and it was narrated by Donald Pleasance and it was about children
05:58that shouldn't play in near water because they would drown.
06:01And in that film, there is a sign that says,
06:04no swimming and in my downstairs toilet, I have the sign.
06:08Here it is.
06:09LAUGHTER
06:11So, there you go. That's surprising, isn't it?
06:15Lovely.
06:16Unfortunately, the horror bar has been raised so high...
06:20LAUGHTER
06:21It's very mundane now, isn't it?
06:23It's the first thing I see, I think, yeah, I could cope with that.
06:26LAUGHTER
06:27Hello, Maisie.
06:28I've brought in some... Nice and normal.
06:30Ah.
06:31Yeah. I've brought in all my doors.
06:33LAUGHTER
06:34APPLAUSE
06:35All our internal doors.
06:39LAUGHTER
06:40And I know what you're thinking, that's just a picture of doors
06:43with a made-up background. I can show you...
06:45Yep, here we go.
06:46This is my door in the flat.
06:48And I did that when my husband was out.
06:51LAUGHTER
06:52And then last.
06:54With the doors, so is the text I got from my husband.
06:57LAUGHTER
07:00Oh, my God.
07:01OK, so it's least likely to bring in from your home, Greg.
07:04Well, I mean, I really like your sign,
07:06but it's a framed photo, so he can only have one point.
07:09Yes. Fair enough.
07:10One point. Thank you.
07:11To Rhys.
07:12And it's incredible for me to say this,
07:13the one that horrified me the least was the deadly asbestos.
07:17LAUGHTER
07:18Two points to Phil.
07:19I'm going to say that Maisie's doors are equivalent to Sanjeev's urine.
07:25Fuck off!
07:27LAUGHTER
07:28I'm in so much trouble.
07:30And you won't get them back unless you win the episode.
07:33LAUGHTER
07:36APPLAUSE
07:38OK, he hates it when I do this,
07:40but I do think they all are remarkable
07:42that you would bring all three of those things in,
07:44so I'll give you all five points.
07:46Yay!
07:47One, two, three, five, five!
07:49OK.
07:50Could I get the trash, please?
07:51Yes, I have one right here,
07:52and it involves the greatest sporting team on planet Earth.
07:56MUSIC
08:06PHONE RINGS
08:08Hi, Rhys.
08:09PHONE RINGS
08:10Hello.
08:11Are you coming all the way to me?
08:12Well, I'm coming to you, yeah.
08:13Nice to see you.
08:14You can stand behind the barrel, that'll be great.
08:15What? A barrel?
08:16Ahem.
08:17Ahem.
08:18Make the most accurate little model...
08:20Of the Chesham...
08:21Chesham...
08:22The Chesham United mascot.
08:24So the locals call it Chesham.
08:26Ah.
08:27But if you've only just arrived there, Chesham is OK.
08:29OK, that's good to know.
08:31You may only see what is inside two of the toilet tents.
08:35Toilet? Oh, I thought it was spray tans.
08:37Toilets.
08:38Yeah, five toilet tents.
08:39You have ten minutes.
08:41Your time starts now.
08:43Go Generals.
08:45Go Generals.
08:47Oh!
08:48Thank God.
08:49You know.
08:50The one thing I like is mascots.
08:53Well, I hate football.
08:54I don't know anything about it.
08:55So I can't do it.
08:56APPLAUSE
09:02OK, so Chesham United is the team that you're a director on, right?
09:05Mm-hm.
09:06Yeah, but there's no conflict of interest.
09:07We're just...
09:09Well, it's funny you should say that,
09:10but when I read that you were doing this,
09:12I genuinely contacted a lawyer friend of mine
09:15and he has informed me that you talking about it
09:18as the director of Chesham United
09:20is a clear breach of the UK code of broadcast advertising,
09:23the BCAP code, sections 2, 4 and 10.
09:27And as a result, you genuinely could be in legal trouble.
09:31Ah.
09:32You've never done that much research about any aspect of this show.
09:35I know.
09:37I was absolutely thrilled.
09:41OK, well, there's a little joke here, but it doesn't feel appropriate.
09:43Here we go, then.
09:44And if you're a rap fan,
09:45you're going to love Rhys, Anya and Phil's initials.
09:51I'm hoping the Chesham United mascot
09:54will be in one of the three tenths.
09:56One of the five tenths.
09:57One of the five tenths.
09:58Oh, hello!
10:02Ooh, OK, that's heavy.
10:04Lovely.
10:05What we've got here is treasure chest.
10:07Lovely, that's nice.
10:08Chest.
10:09Chesham, no.
10:10What would be great now is if a child I didn't know I had came out.
10:14Oh, God, there's an actual person there that scared the crap out of.
10:20Oh, oh, my God, there's someone in there.
10:21Are you the Chesham United mascot?
10:24This is amazing.
10:25Have I nailed the task?
10:27Bear with me.
10:28Come on.
10:31We've got a game of chess.
10:33Yes.
10:34Oh!
10:35Ham.
10:36Chess.
10:37Ham.
10:38Oh, OK, I think that's the pig who's the mascot,
10:41and I've got to make a small pig.
10:43Oh, my God!
10:44He's got a plant pot on his head.
10:46Oh, it's a chess piece.
10:48Are you the mascot?
10:51I don't know what that is.
10:52I'm going to take it.
10:53You've either had a stroke or you're very much the mascot.
10:55Come on, baby!
10:57Daddy needs some new shoes.
11:01Go Generals.
11:02Yeah.
11:03What does it mean?
11:04How am I meant to, in isolation, understand what that means?
11:06That's the nickname of the football team.
11:07Well, I told you I hated football.
11:09Right.
11:10Do you know what?
11:12Please be careful.
11:15Oh.
11:16Right.
11:17Oh, that's half your time up.
11:18That's half my time.
11:20Well, this is great, isn't it?
11:22I've got half the time left and now you give me scissors.
11:24And face paint...
11:26It's pleasure.
11:27It's plasticine.
11:28I know.
11:30That could be his face.
11:33I'm going to make a football.
11:35Do you think the mascot of the football team is a football?
11:37Right.
11:38Yeah.
11:39I see that it might not be.
11:41I'm changing it.
11:42I'm changing it to a helmet.
11:43I'm very aware at this very late stage that I may have taken it for granted that that is the Chesham County mascot.
11:49You're pretty insistent that it's a county.
11:55I may have got football muddled up with territorial army.
11:59Five seconds.
12:00Oh, no!
12:01I'm from Chesham Town!
12:03Go Generals!
12:05APPLAUSE
12:10It's the usual bubbling rage during that, but my favourite moment of the whole task was just a moment of joy from you where I think we got the answer to the question, what will we do when David Dickinson retires?
12:24What we've got here is treasure chest.
12:27LAUGHTER
12:28APPLAUSE
12:34Simple as that.
12:36So the pig was the mascot.
12:37What?
12:38Oh!
12:39It's the official Chesham mascot and the bear was a red herring.
12:41OK, so Phil came up with this.
12:43Oh, there he is!
12:45There's that pig we all know and love.
12:49Flaking onto the pitch.
12:50Incredible.
12:51That would fool a seasoned farmer.
12:56Rhys came up with this.
13:04It didn't do.
13:06You would have thought I'd be saying the sentence,
13:08that's not as good as Phil's.
13:12Well, Anya did try to make the pig and she made this.
13:16Ooh!
13:18That is pretty good.
13:19Compare that to the real mascot.
13:20Yeah.
13:21That's good.
13:24OK, my friends, that's the end of part one.
13:27More mascot monstrosities will be made after some adverts to highlight the downward spiral of humanity.
13:34Work, spend, die!
13:35Oh, ho!
13:36Hello again!
13:37Welcome back to Tutsmaster.
13:38Hello.
13:39Sorry, Greg.
13:40As my gran always said, you can't hurry slurry.
13:41Before the break, the rivals were trying to craft the most accurate version of the Chesham mascot and they could only peep inside two of the tents for tips.
13:54Finally, it's the turn of Sanjeev and Maisie.
13:55Now, Maisie has of course had a huge advantage for this one having played football at the Chesham ground genuinely where the mascot was first unveiled.
14:00This is the picture of Maisie with the mascot on the pitch.
14:01There you go.
14:02You bastard.
14:03Go generals.
14:04That's a clue.
14:05Or a red herring.
14:06Whatever you want, Sanjeev.
14:07Bit creepy.
14:08Oh, that's got something big there.
14:09Oh!
14:10I think we're going to get a big star a few of those.
14:11That's a good shot.
14:12Thank you for having trouble.
14:14Thank you, Mark.
14:15Oh, thank you.
14:16Thank you, Mark.
14:19We've got a good spot.
14:20Yeah, there you go.
14:21Very good.
14:22You bastard
14:24Go generals, that's a clue or a red herring. Whatever you want Sandy
14:32Bit creepy. Oh, that's got something big there. Okay
14:48No these two
14:52Do you need that back up?
14:55Right
15:00So someone in that
15:05Good generals stand up is there anything else?
15:10God's sake I was counting on you
15:15Not at all creepy
15:17If you can sit yourself down it. Okay
15:22What's the number? What's the number? Pig look for a four-digit number. It'll be somewhere. I'm sure
15:30You wouldn't love me to put in one hand. There. Please don't break the box
15:40Yes!
15:41You could just point in that way
15:46This hand and point that way you need to salute like a general. Yeah, yeah, you've got that
15:53That's it. You're smashing it mate. Wait there
15:55That's general
16:01That's general
16:04Go general!
16:05No! Come on.
16:12You've actually run next to the mascot,
16:15which is a pig with a chess piece on its head.
16:19And you have no recollection of it.
16:22It was a busy week that week.
16:24Other things on. Lot of pigs, lot of chess pieces.
16:26Lot of pigs, yeah.
16:28It's more common in the modern game than you'd think.
16:31You know, your attempt would be worrying if it weren't for Sanjeev.
16:34God forgive me, but someone's got to point it out.
16:36You made the pig do a Nazi something.
16:43No, that was the general's bit.
16:45The pig was leading the charge because you can't...
16:48They had no fingers and you couldn't point.
16:50So, in summary, you created a new mascot involving the pig,
16:54the bear and the donkey.
16:56I didn't create a new mascot.
16:58I involved the mascot in a new tableau suggesting...
17:02Oh, yeah, that's what you were asked to do as well.
17:05Evolve the mascot into a new tableau.
17:08Was that no-one-worthy?
17:09It was make the most accurate little model
17:11of the Chesham United mascot.
17:13Yeah, that's pretty.
17:14That was smaller than the one I was going for.
17:17OK, do you want to see all five mascots with them real mascots?
17:20I mean, not really. Yep.
17:21OK. The real one's bottom right.
17:23I'm surprised that Sanjeev isn't further right, actually.
17:31Sanjeev's made the mascot bigger and more racially hateful.
17:36So, one to Sanjeev.
17:38I'm not sure about racially hateful.
17:39I'm going to have to take a look at the diversity in mine.
17:44Compared to any other picture.
17:45LAUGHTER
17:47It's a good point.
17:48So, Tutor Maisie, because she hasn't made it smaller
17:50and she hasn't recreated it, she's just taped a sign to it.
17:54I mean, Reese's is definitely smaller than the original mascot,
17:57but has absolutely nothing to do with it.
18:00You're telling me that that is less like a pig than Phil's?
18:04Hey! He's got a point.
18:05I'm sorry, but I have to say it.
18:07I think mine looks more like the pig.
18:09No!
18:10And it's even got a little chest piece on the top.
18:11What are you talking about?
18:12Look at me!
18:14I think if I squint at both of them,
18:16I see more of the shape of the mascot in Phil's.
18:20Because you're looking at the full body?
18:21I'm looking at the full body.
18:22Yeah, yeah. I get you.
18:25I take your point, but you can have three.
18:27Phil can have four.
18:28And five sweet points to Anya Magliano!
18:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:35I think it's time for Scoreboy.
18:37Me too.
18:38Anya is the only one in double figures.
18:39She's in the lead with ten points!
18:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
18:45I've had a team fast.
18:46Well, get ready for one of my favourites of all time,
18:49which is a big statement because I genuinely
18:51have almost zero opinions on anything.
18:53I'm a really bland guy.
18:54LAUGHTER
19:05We're back in here. Hi.
19:08Yep. A couple of chairs there.
19:09Oh, lovely.
19:10Hello.
19:11Hello.
19:12Hello.
19:13How's the team?
19:14Really good.
19:15Good. Bonding.
19:16Yes.
19:17Working well together.
19:18Yeah, we think so.
19:19I think that's true.
19:20Right.
19:23Discover the name of the person in the lab.
19:26You must take it in turns to ask one question,
19:30and the person may only say yes or no.
19:33The other team members must remain in this room
19:36until the questioner returns.
19:38Each person in your team must address the person in the lab
19:41by the correct name before the task is complete.
19:44Fastest wins.
19:46Your time starts now.
19:48I'll go ask the question.
19:49OK.
19:50All right, cool.
19:51Shall I go and ask if their name begins with a vowel?
19:55Is that clever?
19:56OK, yeah.
19:57Go on.
19:58You get thinking of your next question, Rhys.
20:00OK.
20:01A-E-I-O-U.
20:04LAUGHTER
20:09Well, that's the main takeaway, isn't it, really?
20:11The main takeaway from the introduction of this is that...
20:15Maisie and Rhys think vowels are clever.
20:18Yeah.
20:19Rhys is incredibly keen to point out that he knows them.
20:24Let's crack on and see how clever they are.
20:26OK, well, we are going to start with a team of two.
20:28It is Rhys and it is Maisie.
20:30Here we go.
20:35Hiya.
20:36Hi.
20:37Does your name begin with a vowel?
20:39No.
20:40No.
20:41So, we've got all the consonants to play with.
20:43Yep.
20:44What do you think the next question should be?
20:45Are you any of the women in the song Mambo No. 5?
20:48I know them all.
20:49Good, OK.
20:50Monica, Jessica.
20:54Hello.
20:55Is your name any of the women in the song Mambo No. 5?
20:58No.
21:00No.
21:01How many have we eliminated out of women's names in the world?
21:03I think six.
21:04Good.
21:06How can we narrow down women's names?
21:08B to P.
21:09Does your name begin with any of the letters from A to P in the alphabet?
21:13Yes.
21:14Ooh!
21:15It does!
21:16It does!
21:17B to G.
21:18Does your name...
21:19Hi.
21:20Does your name begin with B to G?
21:21No.
21:22Raise it G to P.
21:24Oh!
21:25Is it a K?
21:26Does your name start with a K?
21:27No.
21:29Does your name begin with L?
21:30Yeah.
21:31Yes!
21:32It's L!
21:33It's L!
21:34OK.
21:35Is it Laura?
21:36No.
21:38Is your name Louise?
21:39Yeah.
21:40Yes!
21:41It's Louise!
21:42Louise!
21:43It's Louise!
21:44Stop the clock!
21:45Stop the clock!
21:46Yes!
21:47You haven't completed the task.
21:48What?
21:49OK.
21:50Now, each person in your team must address the person in the lab by the correct name before
21:52the task is complete.
21:53Just say hi, Louise.
21:54I will.
21:56Hi, Louise.
21:57Hi, Louise.
21:59Hi, Louise.
22:00No.
22:01It's not!
22:02It's not Louise!
22:04Eh?
22:05He's really angry.
22:06He's really angry.
22:07What does it mean?
22:08She just said to me her name was Louise.
22:11What?
22:12Don't say, is your name Louise?
22:13I did that last time.
22:18Is your name Louise?
22:20Yes.
22:25Rhys!
22:26And she said yes.
22:27All the names in the world, we got down to Louise and it's not.
22:30Yeah.
22:31Shall we maybe try to stay a bit calm?
22:33Yeah.
22:34Yeah.
22:37Calm and collected.
22:38Hello, Louise.
22:39Are you lying about your name?
22:41No.
22:42OK.
22:43We're missing something here.
22:44Yeah.
22:45What are we missing?
22:47Rhys, could it be a different person in the lab?
22:50Look behind the door!
22:51Look behind the door!
22:52Look behind the door!
22:53They're swapping them out!
22:54Yes!
22:55Yeah.
22:56Yeah.
22:57I'm on to you now.
22:58That's all right.
22:59I put a piece of sellotape on her.
23:00Does your sister's name?
23:01Oh!
23:02Oh!
23:03Oh!
23:04Oh!
23:05Oh!
23:06Oh!
23:07Oh!
23:08Oh!
23:09Oh!
23:10Oh!
23:11Oh!
23:12Oh!
23:13Oh!
23:14Oh!
23:15Oh!
23:16Oh!
23:17Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:19Oh, oh!
23:20Oh!
23:21Oh!
23:23Yeah.
23:24I am on to you now.
23:25LAUGHTER
23:26That's all right.
23:27I put a piece of sellotape on her.
23:28Does your sister's name begin with J?
23:30begin with J no no your sister's name begin with K no you're not asking sister's name as well are
23:37you I'm going is your sister's name yeah and I'm saying it's your sister's name that's wrong isn't
23:44it you've been asking about her sister it's very confusing when there's twins does your name begin
23:49with an L yes it does yeah I think I've got it Lauren no no of course not nothing's ever
24:00straightforward in this stupid house it's the second letter of your sister's name a
24:05consonant yes what about l-u yes that's right yes Lindsay is it Lindsay have we had it no Lindsay
24:18with a Y is your name Lindsay yes I've done the clock
24:33I have so many questions I guess I'll start with why was your go-to system Mambo number five I just
24:44tried to think of something where there's loads of women's names in one go it allowed us later in
24:49the game to eradicate Lisa from this at least it's not in the song there she is Monica Erica Rita
24:55Tina Sandra Mary and Jessica all right so she's not in the song doesn't even you reading them out like
25:02that made me want to go a lot of time you appeared as a as someone who was scared of her partner
25:15Reese is terrifying I'll just say that almost to yourself you went he's really angry
25:20he's not angry he's disappointed
25:24you're a good team yeah he's like a good cop furious cop yeah
25:32well well it looked like it took forever 44 minutes 30 a lovely massage
25:3744 minutes 30 what I'd like to think now before I throw to break is that you'd be able to play in Mambo number five
25:45and I know you haven't got it but what I'm going to do is I'm going to read the link to break
25:51imagining that is playing okay
25:55time for a much-needed break we'll see you in a minute
26:05welcome back it's part three a taskmaster and we're in the middle of a fiendish the tricky team task
26:19hmm it's not that tricky Greg I think some people are just thick
26:23and at last I've got an opinion but now it's time to see how the team of three got on it's Anya Phil and Sanjeev
26:32oh hello is your name Thompson no
26:39you all right yeah is that my question yeah out you come
26:46doesn't begin from A to G not H R or J either K or L yes doesn't begin with a K so it begins with an L
26:56yeah is your name Louise no it's not Louise is there a you know
27:05super cute snooker clue right billiards snooker Q right this is the second letter a
27:17E are any letters repeated no there must be a quicker way to do this I'll say can you say yes when I
27:30point to the right letter that's good good the third letter of your name yes oh right thank you I
27:39think it is in the ways I think they're lying it's you know I asked her if there was a U in her name and
27:44she said no and then she's a damn liar the next letter is D loud this isn't a name it's called loud yes
27:54E it's an E loud okay just makes no sense is that wrong yes guys it's not where we've gone wrong
28:06this has put me off making new people the second last letter yes okay I asked about double letters
28:16before and you said there weren't any that's a double letter this is like insane why is nothing
28:22making sense what the hell is going on okay guys I said are there clues as to how we can get your name
28:31somewhere and she said yes oh Thompson Thompson I was thinking Thompson twins got it is it in any way
28:39connected to the Thompson twins yes it is she's a twin the twins twins are identical they can be able
28:47yeah we'll just keep going in so they're repetition is it a name that sounds like no do please say
28:53something good oh my god I'm so panicked oh hi there's two of them there's two of them there's one
29:10behind the curtain they keep swapping they're twins so Louise is probably right I bet for one yeah
29:16we'll just keep going instead is your name Louise we'll see what happens your name Louise no who did
29:23Phil ask are you Louise no is your name Louise no no this one's not Louise either yes yes it's a swap
29:40are you having a nice time yes hello are you doing yes I've done the call
29:56so this sums up the whole attempt was and yet looking and feeling going please say something good
30:08well Sanjeev was just sighing periodically it felt like Sanjeev was babysitting us you didn't have to
30:19find out both their names you just had to say the name of the person in the lab so you all got Louise
30:23you never found out Lindsay's name you took 19 and a half minutes longer than the other team one hour and
30:28three minutes and also at the end Phil went in twice in a row damn snooker cube this has got a
30:40sting for you Sanjeev isn't it do you know what you just have to sit back let the kids play and you
30:48know at some point the parents will come back and you get paid and you go I mean remarkable amazing
30:53Reese have definitely won so well done you five points for amazing Reese oh I think I'll give you
31:03one or two I haven't decided what which yet okay when are you gonna do that I'll take I'll take one
31:10because it was my fault and I'd really like the other two to have two if you think you want one
31:24point I agree the whole team should help thank you for the opportunity Greg right then everyone come
31:39with me and let's have some good old-fashioned fun and games in the hutch
31:43hiya traditional looking game it's a brand new game oh right okay looks like an old game
32:08game to me but create your own snakes and steps board you must add one snake and one set of steps you
32:19must also add one mystery box the instruction inside the mystery box is up to you you have
32:2410 minutes your time starts now ow oh he really will stretch won't he oops yeah right here we go so we're gonna make some steps
32:36they can grow back anyway I look at it like life you go oh well first put on that old property step
32:47here I go oh and this is just any rule yeah so you've got to do whatever this says mm-hmm
32:58that's going in the mystery box and what number is that going on it's on number 70 47 48 61 62
33:09it's mystery thank you very much excellent thank you look forward to playing your game uh you're on your own
33:14and you think if you cut a snake in half it grows back it does no it doesn't okay a worm sure if
33:25you cut a snake in half it dies they're basically the same sort of guy the film worms on a plane
33:33okay it's time to supersize things while at the same time gaining further insight into maizey adams
33:45memory
34:01hello oh i remember this does it ring any bells no no but i'm willing to venture into the unknown
34:10win snakes and steps this isn't the one i designed though is it well is it players will move from
34:20youngest to oldest players which players so you're up against four other comedians all right you must
34:29throw the die properly each time and you must not tamper with the die if you land on the head of a
34:35snake you must slither down to its tail i know the rules if you land at the base of a
34:39step you've got to climb it if you land on the mystery box you must do what it says first to
34:45land exactly on the finishing seat wins your time starts now and you'll be going fourth in the game
34:53because of your age christ which number do you think you'll be throwing the thanks
35:01none taken so we've combined all their that's what i was about to ask just to clarify so that was all
35:11of them that was all of them one big bolt it's worth noting that phil's steps started at 11 12 13 and 14
35:19and went up to 71 the penultimate square where his snake met the ladder and took you all the back down to the beginning
35:27but i presumed you would all think you would have to do it later on none of you did so and you
35:33have no recollection of that whatsoever there was a lot of weeks between when i did the one in the
35:38hutch and and coming to that race course yeah three okay we're stopping for another break in the final
35:46part of the show someone will go home with all of the doors from maizey adams home don't worry she won't
35:53remember
36:06hello thank you and welcome to the final part of the show and if you think tipping point is exciting get
36:13ready because you're about to see a giant game of snakes and steps and also you're wrong about tipping
36:19point that is bang out of order greg shout out to ben shepherd love you bro seriously
36:27now for the game we've all been waiting for and we're going to see four of them playing it
36:31that's everyone apart from reese and reese knows why who do you think the youngest is anya me you get to go
36:39first five that's a five oh that was lame so i'm here correct come on daddy needs some new shoes
36:55six that's good that yeah i think it's a six in it why is it a six just nod the camera if you can see a six
37:00six we're on a six baby you're taking that as a six one two three four five six that ladder goes all
37:07the way up to 71. oh really five three oh these the ladders oh these are for mine oh i know what's
37:15gonna happen what's gonna happen phil can i throw this anywhere well ideally we'll sort of just in
37:19front of you here okay oh you've got to the base of some steps right yeah you're at number 71 that was
37:25a good move okay can i throw it here oh unfortunately you're actually on a snake there
37:30well that's kind of useless this is that's a daft game i agree with you should i just start again
37:35well i think you have to yeah why would you put a ladder up to where you're gonna have a snake you're
37:39gonna have to ask phil phil phil ellis did he design the course because that's favoritism if you're
37:46letting some of us design it whoever put a snake there is an absolute moron oh no there's a snake phil
37:52snake phil is a snake all right welcome back to the start you do have an extra throw because you've
37:57got a six three three three three one two three i think that goes to the end hey that's ania's
38:09ladder where does it take you to the finish congratulations maizey why is it ania's ladder
38:15though don't worry about that come on congratulations that is the end of snakes and steps i feel sorry for
38:22the amount of setup for the amount of length of time that took really i feel guilty
38:31i mean i don't want to make you paranoid but it is incredible isn't it i'm i'm worried now i think
38:34i need to get checked so phil basically ruined everyone but luckily anyard put one on number four
38:41and they all threw a three which got them to four and they got to the end pretty quick very competitive
38:45hmm but why has reese been fingered out what happened brush your teeth grab a sleeping bag it
38:52is time for reese's attempt with thanks of course to phil ellis here we go oh no
39:00okay oh you're at the base of a ladder she goes all the way up to here oh now i only need one no you
39:08don't because worry where are you now isn't that the end that's just one that's the end yeah but
39:12there's something else on 71. who put that there phil
39:23four so you're going up your own ladder oh is it secure no
39:29oh a mystery box oh look at it yeah that's exciting
39:36you are bitten by a snake i need an antidote and it's found on square nine
39:42do you remember who wrote that i think i wrote it didn't i
39:4535. they're all doing this yeah
39:53i'm all right now great four ah there's a quite a big ladder
39:57oh oh yep
40:04do you want a hand no i don't you're going up phil's ladder
40:09but now i'm on phil's snake yeah does it activate again it's not a single-use snake
40:13not a single-use snake oh and then there's a five okay three four five up to the top of there down
40:21there four down the snake back to the start there we go again down the snake that's the start done
40:28with this one oh mazes ladder yeah can this be one will i ever be able to end it yeah just with the
40:34right attitude what do you mean what's that supposed to mean i've got to roll again but i'm going to look
40:40at this hey mate read the next one read the next note how's things pto read the next one who did this phil
40:53go back to the start him to deserve this i just did an antidote thing it didn't affect anybody
41:03i'm first man yeah four nice so you just need five or six what you say five or six okay
41:11five five right you cleared the ladder two that's fine 17 three six six thirty three five four six
41:26three three five sixty five you've got to throw a seven to finish i need a seven
41:34six
41:34six that's the worst you could have thrown
41:41is that again i did tell you what you needed the floor is in this it just about this stupid thing
41:46with your numbers on it spin down the stairs three you're at the base of anya's ladder
41:52and then i come all the way down follow it up see what happens oh my god
42:04i do not i don't can we swap seats i mean i've suggested there's a bumbling rage in you
42:16race but i thought you were remarkably well-humoured considering thank you yeah
42:22except when you went it's just a bouncy stupid thing with numbers on
42:27maybe the cracks were starting to show there it was a lot of bad luck in that it looked like it took a
42:32lifetime yeah i mean it's not even about speed it's the number of rolls but he did take 42 minutes so
42:37same as with the twins really how many rolls 32 throws 30 and you did it in three and two and three
42:46yeah well there's a system you know one you know avoid the snake really
42:50not rocket science mate
42:58reef gets one point two points to anya threes throws three points to fill but they both got two
43:04throws so they get five points each the winners are maizey and sam jean
43:07it is of course now time to head to the stage for the final task of the show
43:24who will be reading the task there reese sheersmith please
43:26turn your cup triangle completely upside down your upside down cup triangle must be freestanding and
43:37you must obey the instructions written on each layer if any cups fall you must completely start again
43:46you may not affect other people's cup triangles wait what do you what does it mean i'm not finished oh
43:53oh fastest wins
43:58on your mark get set and they're off right hand behind back oh barbots
44:07this is interesting right eye shut right eye shut she's bypassed the first two instructions there's
44:12no rules against that i suppose that right off foot off the ground what right foot off the ground right foot
44:18oh so you need to rebuild your triangle
44:23off well
44:28oh sanjeev mouth open tongue out groaning
44:32oh
44:40you can start again please maizey
44:56i'm very sorry to say the reese has not turned it upside down she's turned hers upside down what
45:03oh reese the cups are the wrong way up
45:27should we get the medics have a look at maize
45:28yeah she's not going to remember any of this
45:33oh
45:35oh it's going to be close
45:37oh
45:39oh
45:41give me that time
45:42give me that time
45:44it's actually done now but let's see old man
45:46oh
45:48oh
45:52wonderful we'll head back to your final scores come down and join me
45:56wow
46:01that's exciting stuff yes
46:03so reese got one point in that one maizey two sanjeev three phil four but the winner of the task
46:07was ania with five points
46:12i'm sorry
46:13i'm sorry
46:25please
46:34What have we learned today?
46:35Well, I believe we've learned the very definition of victory.
46:39Is it the person with the most points? No.
46:42Is it the person who heads home with the prizes? No.
46:46The definition of victory is getting a fellow competitor
46:49to take home a vial of your own piss.
46:53We'll see you next time, but for now, here's the episode winner,
46:56Maisie Evans!
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