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The Archies In Jugman (DVD) DVD Rips
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00:00:00Oh
00:00:11Haven't you heard of the five basic food groups dogs, you know the food pyramid you mean this
00:00:19Jugster you are one of a kind
00:00:21Hey, aren't we all supposed to have a double out there somewhere? Not me. I'm a complete original
00:00:30Hmm you sure are gorgeous one cafe latte with sugar chocolate and cinnamon sprinkles. Just how you like it, Ronnie
00:00:49For a robot so what's the guys the news conference it's about to start
00:00:55This is a seminal moment in Riverdale high history you can't miss it
00:01:03You heard him it's a seminal moment whatever that means your local reporter
00:01:08Lana Manana here at Riverdale high where today history is about to be made
00:01:15Today Riverdale will step into a brand new era of energy efficiency
00:01:25As I pull this switch Riverdale becomes a geothermally heated city
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00:02:01Now a new geothermal furnace is not only meant to heat the high school
00:02:05All right way to go mr. Weatherby arch come on keep him jabbering the longer he talks the shorter first period is and the less time for miss
00:02:13Grundy's pop quiz
00:02:25Archi kins I bought this really cute little dress of them all yesterday thought I might wear it this weekend
00:02:38Go mr. Weatherby you're the man we want to hear more keep going
00:02:44Geologists discovered so much thermal gas they predict we can heat our town for years to come
00:02:49Woohoo wouldn't you like me to wear my new dress this saturday
00:02:55Archie
00:02:56Mmm. What's up on saturday. Oh
00:03:00Like this little thing called homecoming
00:03:05Maybe the guy wants a beautiful blonde on his arm a smart blonde you can cook one some spicy beef jerky just smoked it yesterday
00:03:13Hmm cool Betty. Thanks better not Archie might upset your stomach
00:03:19Nothing I cook whatever upset his stomach
00:03:23You asked for it Betty
00:03:34Mr. Chughead Jones start explaining young man about a certain yellow fruit
00:03:42Yeah, I've heard a banana peel can significantly reduce in large proboscis pores
00:03:48Don't patronize me boy
00:03:50It was an accident really mr. W. How many times do you have to be warned about eating?
00:03:57Yeah, get the exterminator careful. That's a North cup Pudgee and dung beetle
00:04:02Extremely rare and very valuable as is every insect on this wall. I
00:04:07I don't remember these bugs being here before
00:04:11Entomology boy my new passion the legendary millipede horribilis the vampirian assassin bug and my favorite not an insect per se a tapeworm
00:04:21Gigantorama found in the intestines of a 90 year old woman. She lost 17 pounds when they extracted it. Oh
00:04:29Touch them and I guarantee you detention longer than the lunch line for Miss Beasley's triple bean soup
00:04:35I'd really like to hang with you, but I better get to class
00:04:40Detention three o'clock sharp
00:04:44Hmm
00:04:46Let's see what do we have so far I will never ever hurl bananas or any other fruit vegetable meat or fish product at my principal
00:05:16Nor will I show any other egregious signs of disrespect
00:05:22Egregious egregious and wantonly impertinent signs of disrespect
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00:06:09Or any other city in this large wonderful populous world
00:06:17It was only a banana
00:06:19Because no one likes a banana stuck on the end of his nose! Exclamation point! 100 times! Then you may go!
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00:08:27This is principal weatherby
00:08:29Please leave a message after the tone
00:08:34Waldo weatherby
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00:10:15Carpagian dung beetle
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00:10:19Not my tapeworm Gigantorum
00:10:21Not my tapeworm Gigantorum
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00:10:27The vampirian assassin bug
00:10:29This is monstrous
00:10:31Monstrous
00:10:33Who could have done such a thing
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00:10:37Shark head
00:10:39This is principal weatherby
00:10:41My insect collection
00:10:43It's been cannibalized
00:10:45Why of course this is an emergency
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00:11:39Thank you
00:11:40We have processed your order
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00:11:51Welcome to Cyberburger
00:11:52Would you like to try our triple
00:11:54Deluxe Cyberburger with cheese
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00:12:01Excellent choice
00:12:02Would you like fries with that
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00:12:08Come on
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00:12:16What's up
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00:12:23Welcome to Cyber Burger.
00:12:30Would you like to try our triple deluxe cider?
00:12:53I don't know who to take to the homecoming dance, Pop.
00:13:15Betty's so sweet, but Veronica's so much fun.
00:13:20Looks like maybe Veronica's already made up her mind.
00:13:27Huh?
00:13:28Hey, Gorgeous.
00:13:29I got something for you.
00:13:34Huh?
00:13:35Thanks.
00:13:36A girl always likes a rose in the face.
00:13:39Mr. Jensen went out of town and left me in charge of the Cyburger Cafe.
00:13:44Who's your little pal?
00:13:45Bips.
00:13:46Roses are red, violets are blue.
00:13:49If you do not go to homecoming with Reggie, he will probably get the flu.
00:13:54Romantic.
00:13:55Really.
00:13:56Ronnie.
00:13:57Baby.
00:13:58What's it gonna take for you to come to homecoming with me?
00:14:02Oh, maybe an ice age or two.
00:14:05Ha!
00:14:06I'm wearing her down.
00:14:08Definitely.
00:14:09That's not how I perceived it.
00:14:10Though, as a robot, I could have...
00:14:11Can it!
00:14:12Man, this place is hopping.
00:14:13Great ambience, huh, Bits?
00:14:14So nice and quiet, like a tomb.
00:14:15Nothing like the Cyburger.
00:14:16So, when are you gonna throw in the towel, Pop?
00:14:17Robots aren't allowed in here.
00:14:19And neither are rats.
00:14:20Tailess or otherwise.
00:14:21Dozen burgers, Pop.
00:14:22Thanks, guys, but Reggie's right.
00:14:23What?
00:14:24What's this?
00:14:25Going out of business?
00:14:52restaurant maybe too old-fashioned that's right pop it's smart to recognize
00:14:58when you've lost it Reggie pops is the best and you know it hmm there he is
00:15:06officer Forsythe Pendleton Jones aka Jughead you're under arrest
00:15:15okay okay okay I confess it wasn't speed riding hold on here this must be a
00:15:21mistake no mistake he ate my entire insect collection all $20,000 worth of
00:15:28my bugs I never went near his bugs I want his stomach pumped ASAP maybe we can
00:15:36save a few before he digests them what this reeks last year I had ten guys ask
00:15:46me to homecoming
00:15:59I just got that fixed what's with you and what's with the furry boxers they are so paleolithic
00:16:29not funny Jughead you're paying for this
00:16:34weird even for Jughead
00:16:44we found six hamburgers three cheeseburgers and a hot dog but no bugs in his stomach
00:16:56we checked the handprints in your office against Jugheads they're close but not identical
00:17:01you mean Jughead didn't do it that's right sir well I'm sorry Jughead it's okay Mr. Weatherby
00:17:09if I were looking for the guy who ate my bug collection I'd suspect me too
00:17:13it's a real mystery huh Arch I mean who'd want to eat those bugs they weren't even fresh
00:17:21Jughead Jones how'd you clean up so fast got tired of the stone age look maybe she's the
00:17:33one's been eating bugs whoa Ronnie what happened to your car he did it me why am I being blamed for
00:17:41everything Ronnie what's with you you're definitely acting weird I'm just acting like him but that's
00:17:51normal for Jug so start from the beginning when did this happen ten minutes ago but Jug's been in there
00:17:59the last two hours huh but the sky look just like you Jug except for the fairy boxers and the bone in his hair
00:18:09hmm why don't you show us exactly where this happened
00:18:14oh
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00:18:44Let's go.
00:19:14Let's go.
00:19:44Hey, guys! Check it out!
00:19:52An exact match! This is getting weird.
00:19:57Look! Part of his furry boxer shorts! Yuck!
00:20:01Ronnie? Uh, look!
00:20:07Something's burning!
00:20:13It's the pool house! Come on!
00:20:18Quick, guys! Help me!
00:20:20Jughead, what are you doing?
00:20:38Someone ate all these bulbs!
00:20:40Forget the bulbs! Go and see what's burning!
00:20:43Jughead!
00:20:51Huh?
00:20:56Jug, you okay?
00:21:02Huh? Hey, you okay?
00:21:10Whoa!
00:21:11Whoa!
00:21:13Whoa!
00:21:15Whoa!
00:21:19Whoa!
00:21:20Whoa!
00:21:20Did you see that? He's me!
00:21:24Whoa! Did you see that? He's me!
00:21:28A terrifying thought.
00:21:34No question. This is definitely weird.
00:21:37But there has to be a reasonable explanation.
00:21:43Such as?
00:21:49I know. They were separated at birth and...
00:21:52And he was raised by gorillas.
00:21:55Let's lose the bad wig and get a better look at him.
00:22:01No, no. Cool it, Guy. She didn't mean anything.
00:22:03It's not fair. He's got more hair than Betty and me put together.
00:22:07Though I wouldn't want his split ends.
00:22:11He looks like a caveman.
00:22:13No way! You're not saying...
00:22:15We're not saying anything.
00:22:17While we give this guy a shower, why don't you call Dilton?
00:22:20Maybe he can figure it out.
00:22:24You ever had a shower before? They're fun.
00:22:28He knows you're lying.
00:22:30Right this way.
00:22:34The quicker the better, Dilton.
00:22:40Just cause he might be a caveman doesn't mean he can't see through the old showers are fun routine.
00:22:45Dilton! That was fast.
00:22:48Are you kidding? You say you think you have a caveman in your pool house? This I gotta see. Is that him?
00:22:55See any other guys in furry boxers?
00:22:58This is utterly astounding!
00:23:08What?
00:23:09Watch!
00:23:12My radiocarbonometer places him as pre-Neolithic. Possibly even Pleistocene.
00:23:17So he really is a caveman? Cool!
00:23:21No way!
00:23:23This is unreal!
00:23:25Are you sure about this, Dilton?
00:23:26My thermal ionizer indicates he was recently frozen. And here's the clincher.
00:23:37Say hello to Lycium Bitalonis.
00:23:44Let's nod and say we did.
00:23:47This parasite has been extinct for 10,000 years. Do you have any idea what this means?
00:23:53He needs really good lice shampoo?
00:23:55Okay, okay, Dilton. Chill! I don't need any more proof to know who he is. He's the Jugman. My very own cave bro!
00:24:12Hmm...not bad...
00:24:30Dang...
00:24:31Hey Jugman, you must be my great great great great great great...
00:24:34So where'd he come from and what are we gonna do with him?
00:24:37First we notify the Scientific community. This is so amazing!
00:24:41Great great great great great great. He's a living breathing artifact. Hey, he's not an artifact. He's my bro
00:24:48You got it. It's okay. Okay, bud
00:24:52Dilton you can't talk like that in front of Jughead, but he has to be studied. This is a body and mental find
00:24:59No way he's Jughead's bud. Got it. No scientists. No probes live and let live
00:25:06Right except for the lyceum by the lattice that are supposed to be extinct. I'd like to keep them that way
00:25:22Right hey if I hadn't said since 10,000 years, I'd be ranked too
00:25:30You really think we can make him fit in leave it to me
00:25:36Almost done my man
00:25:51Jugman? Jughead
00:25:56Jugman
00:25:59Jughead
00:26:02Jughead
00:26:04Bros forever got it
00:26:08Got it
00:26:10All right
00:26:13Oh, hey, your breath is lethal cave bro
00:26:17I wonder where mrs. Lodge has toothpaste that'll get rid of 10,000 years of halitosis
00:26:22You okay cave bud?
00:26:42Doorknob cool invention
00:26:45That's just a doorknob bro. Wait till you see the rest of the world
00:27:00But first we need a toothbrush
00:27:02Oh my gosh
00:27:09Uh oh
00:27:23Um
00:27:24You want to be in my space, then get yourself out of my face!
00:27:39Hip to the right, stretch left, stretch right, and lunge, and lunge, and again.
00:27:53Hip to the left, hip to the right.
00:28:02Okay, K-Bro, this should take care of your B.O. breath.
00:28:05Where'd you go?
00:28:23.
00:28:35Oh, my God.
00:29:05Oh, my God.
00:29:35Oh, my God.
00:30:05There you are.
00:30:09Whoa, cool doodles, Kate, bro.
00:30:14Wait, if that's Jughead, who's this?
00:30:19Uh, Jughead's cousin.
00:30:224,000 times removed.
00:30:23Hello, darling.
00:30:26What a move, Alyssa.
00:30:30It's all right, dear.
00:30:33Veronica, Archie, and her friends are cleaning up this appalling mess right now.
00:30:39Why are we far?
00:30:43They're divine.
00:30:45I just saw a cable show last night on releasing the primitive.
00:30:50But these are far superior.
00:30:53Who is the artist?
00:30:55My main man here.
00:30:57Jughead!
00:30:58I never realized there was such superlative talent in your gene pool.
00:31:03A hundred to do the whole house.
00:31:04Huh?
00:31:04Are you daft, woman?
00:31:14He's a shrewd one.
00:31:16How about 200?
00:31:18But I want an exclusive.
00:31:20He can't paint any other house in Riverdale.
00:31:22Very well.
00:31:25Final offer.
00:31:26Three hundred.
00:31:27Do we have a deal?
00:31:28I guess so.
00:31:31Excellent.
00:31:36Three hundred thousand dollars it is.
00:31:47Sorry about that.
00:31:48Firm handshakes run in the family.
00:31:50Relax, Jugman.
00:31:52It's makeover time.
00:31:53It's makeover time.
00:32:22Ah.
00:32:26Ah!
00:32:35Ah!
00:32:39Ah!
00:32:40Caveman, I think you're going to turn a few heads.
00:33:10Blue, 32, hut, hut.
00:33:20Who are we going to beat?
00:33:24Center City!
00:33:34Hey, Cave Bro, glad to see you too.
00:33:38Whoa, some makeover.
00:33:41You still in there, Cave Bud?
00:33:51Oompa?
00:33:52How we gonna beat them?
00:33:54Oompa! Oompa! Oompa! Oompa! Oompa!
00:33:57What is it, Cave Bro? Wish I knew what you were saying.
00:34:01How we gonna feel?
00:34:03Oh, now I got you.
00:34:11Opa! Opa! Opa! Opa!
00:34:17I kept a seat warm for you.
00:34:23I had bitch whip us up some double mocha lattes. Your fave.
00:34:27Come on, Ronnie. Sit with me.
00:34:29Too late, latte boy. I asked her first.
00:34:35Sorry, guys, but I'm with Jugman tonight.
00:34:40What? Who?
00:34:43Huh?
00:35:00Jughead?
00:35:04Jug...
00:35:05Man...
00:35:08Opa!
00:35:09No, I'm Betty.
00:35:11Betty?
00:35:13Betty?
00:35:14Still interested in that seat I warmed for you?
00:35:31So you met my new cave, bro.
00:35:33Did I ever?
00:35:35Oh! Go raccoons!
00:35:52Never seen anything like this.
00:35:54Looks like someone took a giant can opener to it.
00:35:57Can you fix it?
00:35:58I'll try.
00:35:59Hey, what's that?
00:36:07Hmm. This looks old, like from a museum.
00:36:10Ten, three, fifteen.
00:36:24Oh my ankle.
00:36:31Poor Moose!
00:36:39This is awful!
00:36:42Moose!
00:36:43Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:36:50What's he doing?
00:36:52They're not as big as they look.
00:37:02If you think big, you are big.
00:37:05If you say so, Moose.
00:37:09You can do it!
00:37:12Jughead?
00:37:14I didn't know you played football.
00:37:17Jugman, no!
00:37:18Huh?
00:37:19Uh, he's my cousin.
00:37:22You don't know what...
00:37:23What's going on?
00:37:35Fine.
00:37:37Jugman ever played football before?
00:37:39In the Neanderthal League?
00:37:41Hmm.
00:37:48Bring it on!
00:37:49Arrgh!
00:37:526, 18, 34!
00:37:55Huh?
00:38:00Huh?
00:38:06No!
00:38:10No!
00:38:11That way!
00:38:13Get that away!
00:38:27Jugman! Jugman! Jugman!
00:38:31Who is that guy?
00:38:33Beats me!
00:38:34Jugman! Jugman! Jugman!
00:38:37Jugman! Jugman! Jugman!
00:38:40Jugman! Jugman! Jugman!
00:38:44That's it!
00:38:52Greg!
00:38:53Reggie!
00:38:56Jugman! Jugman!
00:39:05Jugman! Jugman! Jug-
00:39:07Really, Ronnie? Have you actually fallen for a guy who wears bones around his neck?
00:39:15There's something primal about him you'd never understand.
00:39:23It's a piece of bone with carvings on it. Can someone at the museum take a look at it?
00:39:28What have you got there, Mr. Weatherby?
00:39:30Careful. It might be an antiquity. I found it by the new furnace.
00:39:34Wow. Wonder how it got there. Primal, huh?
00:39:43Great game, bud. Well, look at that.
00:39:52Gotcha.
00:39:59Ew.
00:40:02Jugman!
00:40:04Oh, brother.
00:40:12Ready, set, go!
00:40:16Yeah!
00:40:17Come on, Jugman! Come on!
00:40:24Huh? What'd you expect? He hasn't eaten for 10,000 years.
00:40:28Mr. Jensen instructed us to defrost the freezer while...
00:40:35Forget Jensen. See the goon with the bone? We need to get him outside, alone.
00:40:41But may I remind you, Mr. Jensen is coming back tomorrow.
00:40:45Bits, do it! Now!
00:40:47Enjoy him while you can, boys!
00:40:48Oh, hey! Look at Jugman!
00:40:52Reggie, that low-life spore thinks he can lure Pop's customers away!
00:40:55Nice try, Worm! Plenty more where that came from!
00:40:57Cybertronic circuitry indicating food matter, do not...
00:41:01Worms! That's it!
00:41:02What?
00:41:03Ludacris, robots do not consume worms!
00:41:04Huh?
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00:41:11Huh?
00:41:12Nothing there!
00:41:37Nothing there
00:41:47Worms jug man delicious
00:41:53Yeah, yeah go clean the freezer
00:41:59Betty Betty this way Betty's meeting us, okay?
00:42:07Hey, bon appetit worm boy if Betty and Ron could only see you now
00:42:18Dog man
00:42:33Come on boy more worms
00:42:37Dog man
00:42:47Dog man
00:42:49Dog man
00:42:50Dog man
00:42:51Dog man
00:42:52Dog man
00:42:53Dog man
00:42:54Dog man
00:42:55Dog man
00:42:56Dog man
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00:42:58Dog man
00:42:59Dog man
00:43:00Dog man
00:43:01Dog man
00:43:02Dog man
00:43:03Dog man
00:43:04Oh!
00:43:12Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:43:19Eenie! Eenie! Eenie!
00:43:21Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:43:24Whoa!
00:43:26Ah!
00:43:30Eenie!
00:43:31Oh-oh-oh-oh
00:43:45News division, please
00:43:47Yes, hello? What would you give me for an exclusive interview with a living breathing caveman?
00:43:52Oh, he's real, all right.
00:43:58Be at the Riverdale Museum tomorrow at 8 a.m. sharp.
00:44:01Now, let's talk about my fee.
00:44:06Excellent. I'll see you in the morning.
00:44:11Sleep tight, cave boy.
00:44:13We've got a big day tomorrow.
00:44:17Spread out.
00:44:19We'll find him.
00:44:22Jugman! Jugman!
00:44:27Where's my little football buddy?
00:44:30Mitch, I'm worried.
00:44:32Jugman! Hey, Jugman!
00:44:36Ronnie, over there!
00:44:45It's me!
00:44:48Huh?
00:44:52Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:45:01Betty!
00:45:04Jug.
00:45:05HUND!
00:45:06KINDY!
00:45:07KINDY!
00:45:08Jugman! Where are you, Capro?
00:45:24Come on, let's get some sleep. Start over in the morning.
00:45:28He'll be okay, Jugster. He's taken care of himself the last 10,000 years, right?
00:45:34Right?
00:45:35Yeah, frozen.
00:45:38Oh, oh, oh!
00:45:57Jugman? It's Jugman!
00:45:59Huh? He's here? Right there!
00:46:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Ah, ah! Oh, oh, oh! Does he say anything besides ooh, ooh, ooh?
00:46:09What's he doing on TV?
00:46:10He doesn't speak yet, but he's a fast learner.
00:46:14Reggie!
00:46:15That sneaky, virus-ridden fungus! What'd I give to put his butt on ice for a few thousand years?
00:46:21Does he have a name?
00:46:22Well, since I found him, I've decided to name him Reg-Man.
00:46:27Oh! Reg-Man? He's Jug-Man, you egomaniac, and I named him!
00:46:32Chill, Jugs. This won't help.
00:46:36It has been an amazing scene here today at the Riverdale Museum.
00:46:40Needless to say, the scientific community is ecstatic at this rare opportunity to examine
00:46:46this living, breathing specimen from the distant past.
00:46:50Specimen? You hear that, Arch? He's not a specimen!
00:46:54Oh! Ah! Ah! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:46:58Ah! Aargh!
00:46:59Extensive genetic tests will be performed on Reg-Man,
00:47:03gleaning every possible bit of information
00:47:04to place Reg-Man in his proper place in history's timeline!
00:47:08Quick! Put the TV on!
00:47:11I don't believe this!
00:47:13Poor Jug-Man!
00:47:14Can you believe Reggie would do such a thing?
00:47:17Yes!
00:47:18Hey, what's he doing on TV?
00:47:20Don't ask, Dilton.
00:47:22Guys, I was up all night building this U.C.T.
00:47:25by Universal Caveman Translator.
00:47:28Does it work?
00:47:29Only one way to find out.
00:47:31Once the testing is done,
00:47:33I'm planning a 100-city global tour
00:47:35so the whole world can meet Reg-Man.
00:47:37A 100-city mall tour?
00:47:40Now that would be nice.
00:47:42Oh, Jug-Man.
00:47:44What's he saying?
00:47:56This is Jug-Head, my bro.
00:47:58Why'd he ditch me
00:47:59and what are those hamburgers he promised?
00:48:01Jug-Head!
00:48:04Jug-Man!
00:48:07Betty!
00:48:09Oh, I can't take this anymore.
00:48:12Hey! That's my bro!
00:48:15We're not just gonna sit here
00:48:16and watch him be miserable.
00:48:18Right! We're busting him out!
00:48:20Alright!
00:48:21So what are we waiting for?
00:48:33Sorry, kid.
00:48:34Just apt to see the ape-man on TV.
00:48:36Ape-man?
00:48:37He's not an ape-man, you hear me?
00:48:42Come on, Jugz. Hang in there.
00:48:50What are we doing?
00:48:51We can't just sit here.
00:48:53Jugster, we need a plan.
00:48:55Problem is, if we bust him out,
00:48:57the whole world's gonna come looking for him.
00:48:59Hmm.
00:49:00Not if the Jug-Man turns out to be a hoax.
00:49:03But he's not a hoax!
00:49:05So, little buddy, what'd you have in mind?
00:49:11Thank you, Mr. Mantle.
00:49:13I'm also planning a Reg-Man action figure,
00:49:15night lights, salt and pepper shakers,
00:49:16lunch boxes, backpacks,
00:49:18and a whole line of fur apparel and foot...
00:49:20Ow!
00:49:22This is Lana Manana signing off from...
00:49:24Free the Jug-Man! Free the Jug-Man! Free the Jug-Man! Free the Jug-Man! Free the Jug-Man!
00:49:31Free the Jug-Man!
00:49:33There seems to be some sort of demonstration.
00:49:35Sir, can you tell me what this is all about?
00:49:38Hi, Mom.
00:49:39Uh, the Jug-Man.
00:49:41He won our football game for us last night.
00:49:44Go raccoons!
00:49:46So we're gonna return the favor.
00:49:49Return the favor? How?
00:49:51We're busting him out!
00:49:53Free the Jug-Man! Free the Jug-Man!
00:49:58Free the Jug-Man! Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:02On my signal!
00:50:08Are you saying Reg-Man knows how to play football?
00:50:12Not Reg-Man!
00:50:14Jug-Man!
00:50:19Free the Jug-Man! Free the Jug-Man! Free the Jug-Man! Free the Jug-Man! Free the Jug-Man! Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:28Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:30Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:31Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:32Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:33Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:34Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:35Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:36Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:37Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:38Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:39Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:40Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:41Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:42Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:43Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:44Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:45Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:46Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:47Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:48Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:49Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:50Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:51Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:52Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:53Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:54Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:55Free the Jug-Man!
00:50:56Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:51:03Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:51:05Oh, Arch, look at him. We gotta get him out of here.
00:51:08Free the Jugman! Free the Jugman!
00:51:27So, how's it feel to know someone famous?
00:51:31Don't you mean infamous?
00:51:33Famous, infamous, what's the diff?
00:51:35Get a life. Free the Jugman!
00:51:39Ronnie, the guy's a complete bonehead.
00:51:42Come on, make my day. Come to homecoming with me.
00:51:45There's only one bonehead at this museum, Reg,
00:51:48and his name's not Jugman.
00:51:52Ah! What's that?
00:51:54What's going on? Get the lights back on!
00:52:08Jughead! Jughead!
00:52:10What's going on? Lights! Where are the lights?
00:52:13Hmm. Let's get on with it.
00:52:29He'll be fine. Come on, let's go.
00:52:36Holy cannoli! What's that?
00:52:38Excuse me?
00:52:41Holy...
00:52:45Kun... cannoli!
00:52:50Jughead!
00:52:52They're clearing the parking lot. Where are they?
00:53:05Archie? What are you doing down there?
00:53:08He won't leave Jughead. Help!
00:53:17Hey there, big guy.
00:53:19Betty!
00:53:22He's okay, Jugman. I promise.
00:53:43You want to stick that where?
00:53:47A triple bacon cheeseburger. That should do him.
00:53:55This is Lana Manana with breaking news from the Riverdale Museum. We've just gotten word. The Reg Man is a hoax!
00:54:08During an intense physical exam, the imposter was discovered to have six hamburgers, three cheeseburgers, and a hot dog in his stomach.
00:54:18Tell us. Why did you do it?
00:54:26To, uh, help a friend.
00:54:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:54:31Jughead! Jughead!
00:54:33Jughead!
00:54:34Got to go.
00:54:43Mr. Mantle, you do realize the police are considering pressing fraud charges against you.
00:54:48The Reg Man is real, and I'm going to prove it. If you need me, call my agent.
00:54:54Mr. Mantle, you are too late to go.
00:54:55Don't leave us alone.
00:54:56But we have a good idea.
00:54:57Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:54:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:54:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:55:04Glad to see you too, K-Bro!
00:55:06That got anyone's name on it?
00:55:10I wonder how Reggie plans to prove the Reg Man wasn't a hoax.
00:55:27Jughead's laughing, but not for long.
00:55:34Where there's one dumb caveman, there's bound to be another, right?
00:55:40Ugh!
00:55:54Ah!
00:55:59Nice doggie! Good doggie!
00:56:03Ah!
00:56:11Whoa!
00:56:13Ah!
00:56:14Is that a woolly mammoth?
00:56:28Let's blink. Maybe it'll go away.
00:56:32What are you doing?
00:56:37Something they taught me in Driver's Ed.
00:56:42Ah!
00:56:44They never taught me that in Driver's Ed.
00:56:48Help! Someone help!
00:56:51Ah!
00:56:52Ah!
00:56:57They never taught me that in Driver's Ed.
00:57:06Help! Someone help!
00:57:08Ah!
00:57:09Ah!
00:57:10Ah!
00:57:14Well, it's not exactly a caveman.
00:57:17Get me Lana Manana!
00:57:18Ah!
00:57:22Ooh!
00:57:24Ooh!
00:57:26Ooh!
00:57:28Shhh!
00:57:30Shhh!
00:57:32Shhh!
00:57:33Ooh!
00:57:35Ooh!
00:57:37Ooh!
00:57:39Ooh!
00:57:40I think we lost him.
00:57:47Nuh-uh!
00:58:01Huh? Huh?
00:58:10Hey, Arch.
00:58:17What's up, Moose?
00:58:19Oh, nothing much.
00:58:21Oh, I guess there's one thing.
00:58:24This woolly mammoth is trashing downtown.
00:58:27A woolly mammoth?
00:58:29Uh, guys, there's a woolly...
00:58:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:58:38Oh, oh, oh.
00:58:40Jugman, wait!
00:58:47Ah!
00:58:49Oh!
00:58:58Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:59:03Come on cave bro you don't want to mess with this guy
00:59:33No
00:59:48He's my bro. I gotta try to save him
00:59:53Stop it you hear me let him go. I think we got a little wrong here jug listen
01:00:00Hey boy, glad to see you too. How's that new bicuspid coming in? Huh are you saying?
01:00:24Hey guys, meet tiny
01:00:30shake feet
01:00:35There they are a woolly mammoth and the real Reg man as promised
01:00:41Incredible and I have an exclusive right as long as you pay up
01:00:49No way Ridge, you're not getting anywhere near jug man. We saw how you treated him wrong guys
01:00:56I own this man signed and notarized any questions talk to my lawyer now if you'll excuse us
01:01:10I anticipated this
01:01:12Oh
01:01:22Amazing how the simple things can be so satisfying
01:01:30Still want to go to homecoming with him way sooner than I go with you
01:01:35Don't you treat him like that. I'll show you
01:01:49I'm completely 100% with you in spirit really you go girl
01:01:54Too bad you two make the perfect couple fun's over cave boy
01:02:06What part of no don't you understand Oh
01:02:10Tough guy
01:02:12What were you doing?
01:02:16Oh
01:02:17They're cold they're icky
01:02:24Stop that
01:02:29Bits
01:02:37Now
01:02:38Tie him down!
01:02:44We've got to do something!
01:02:46The fire hydrant, Jugman!
01:03:08Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:03:11Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
01:03:17Ooh!
01:03:31Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:03:33Guess I didn't need to worry about my cave bro, did I?
01:03:37Or Pop, either. Look!
01:03:49Mantle! What's the meaning of this?
01:03:52Ahh!
01:03:54Ahh!
01:03:56Ahh!
01:03:59My café! This can't be happening!
01:04:03That was amazing!
01:04:06Ahh!
01:04:08Ahh! Ahh!
01:04:09Ahh!
01:04:10Ahh!
01:04:16Betty!
01:04:18Jugman!
01:04:19Where's Mantle?
01:04:21I left him in charge, and look!
01:04:27Whoa!
01:04:28Ahh!
01:04:31Mantle?
01:04:32Yes, Mr. Jensen?
01:04:34Hey! That's mine!
01:04:36Not anymore!
01:04:37You're paying back every penny for destroying my café and my robots if it takes the rest of your miserable lifetime!
01:04:46One more thing!
01:04:48Yes, Mr. Jensen?
01:04:49Yes, Mr. Jensen?
01:04:50You're fired!
01:04:51You're fired!
01:04:56Ronnie, you wouldn't reconsider...
01:04:58Sorry, Reg!
01:04:59Does that mean...
01:05:00Reggie, would you care to dance? I can teach you the moonwalk!
01:05:05Whoa!
01:05:07Hi!
01:05:08Huh!
01:05:12Wedge, would you care to dance? I can teach you the moonwalk!
01:05:17Hung a junk!
01:05:18Chief, if you care to dance, I can teach you the moonwalk.
01:05:26Honk a junk.
01:05:31Close your eyes.
01:05:48It's been a while since I felt this way, like my eyes have been open to a brand new day.
01:06:02My heart's been sleeping, now it's wide awake, and nothing's gonna keep me from what I want to say.
01:06:09Cause I won't hold you, it's about time I told you, I can't get you out of my mind.
01:06:16Oh, now that I found you, I spend my time around you, tell me you'll be mine.
01:06:23Cause it's about time, yeah, oh, it's about time, oh.
01:06:32I hope you feel like the way I do, cause there's no doubt about it that my love is true.
01:06:40I won't deny it, there's no reason to, cause I want everyone to run away.
01:06:45Oh, I feel about you, cause I won't hold you, it's about time I told you, I can't get you out of my mind.
01:06:52Oh, now that I found you, I spend my time around you, tell me you'll be mine.
01:07:00Cause it's about time, yeah, oh, it's about time.
01:07:09Some might say we're worlds apart, and we'll never last too long.
01:07:15Oh, now that I found you, I don't know what's in my heart, I can't wait to prove them wrong.
01:07:25I won't hold you, it's about time I told you, I can't get you out of my mind.
01:07:31Oh, now that I found you, I spend my time around you, tell me you'll be mine.
01:07:38Cause it's about time, yeah, oh, it's about time, oh.
01:07:46It's about time, yeah, oh, it's about time, oh, yeah.
01:07:53Cause I won't hold you, it's about time I told you, I can't get you out of my mind.
01:08:00Oh, now that I found you, I spend my time around you, tell me you'll be mine.
01:08:07It's about time, yeah, oh, it's about time.
01:08:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:08:15Uh oh.
01:08:16Oompa?
01:08:25This oompa.
01:08:27So I see.
01:08:30Ah!
01:08:32you okay girlfriend I guess so I didn't think it'd work in the long run you know
01:08:46the age difference and the worm thing I really couldn't handle it tell me what
01:08:56is she saying you don't want to know I'll miss you bro no point letting it go to waste
01:09:26yeah
01:09:42yeah
01:09:56We'll see you next time.
01:10:26Cookie Charm!
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