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Cyborg Kuro-chan Episode 7 English Dub
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00:00Hello! Hello!
00:02This is the最強 of the CYBON KURO-CHAIN!
00:04Welcome to the MIKU!
00:06Let's go!
00:08Let's go!
00:12Here we go!
00:16Here we go!
00:20Here we go!
00:22Here we go!
00:24Here we go!
00:26Here we go!
00:28Here we go!
00:30Here we go!
00:32Here we go!
00:34Here we go!
00:36Here we go!
00:38Say ho!
00:40Say ho!
00:42People are you ready?
00:44Go!
00:46Alright!
00:48Now we go!
00:50Here we go!
00:52Alright!
00:54So everyone is...
00:56So everyone is...
00:58What if it's close to me
01:00What if it's close to me?
01:02What if it's close to me?
01:04Let's call my name...
01:06That's who, now...
01:08That's who we go!
01:10Let's go!
01:12Let's go!
01:14Let's go!
01:15Let's go!
01:18Let's go!
01:20I'm going to go!
01:50Hello, I am the robot who in the last episode you lovingly referred to as lamppost.
01:58Ah, I love the change of season, especially autumn.
02:02And I also love giant salty pretzels!
02:06Then again, who doesn't?
02:07But I digress.
02:08Pretzels have never been a reason to start a conversation.
02:12Hey, cameraman, I'm over here.
02:14Yeah, the tall one.
02:15Maybe I should begin this story again.
02:20Uh, autumn is the season of memories.
02:24At least it is for me.
02:26A time to sit back and ponder the complexity of life.
02:32Some people see it as a beautiful journey to be shared with loved ones.
02:38For me, it's been more of an unrelenting fiasco, filled with torturous pain-wreck calamity.
02:43I guess it's just the way it is for a gentle robot like me on a harsh planet like that.
02:50And though it's 100,000 light-years away from Earth, life is equally hard here.
02:58Earthlings are not friendly people.
03:01Oh, how I've tried to be a nice guy.
03:04But once again, I've met with failure.
03:07Maybe it has to do with the lunatics I've encountered so far on this planet.
03:10Or maybe it's me, a useless extraterrestrial.
03:16Nobody wants to be friends with me.
03:21The only conversation I get is from dogs and pigeons.
03:25And they both poo-poo on me.
03:26Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
03:32Nobody knows my sorrow.
03:35Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
03:38Because they're all a bunch of y'all!
03:41I've had enough!
03:43I'm making friends with the next person I see!
03:46That guy's gonna blow a gasket!
03:49Another psycho to deal with.
03:50Hey, that's not nice, Kuro!
03:53Oh, alright!
03:55The biggest Ghostbuster game in history!
04:03Could anything be sweeter than a sleeping kitty?
04:06Kuro, it's time for you to eat now!
04:26What in the world?
04:27What's that?
04:28Come on, Kuro, wake up!
04:30Ah!
04:32What are you up to now?
04:33Come on, freeze!
04:34Tell me!
04:34You know, you're a very naughty kitty, Kuro.
04:43Stop pretending to be Grandma!
04:46Oh, Kuro, how can you say that?
04:48Maybe you need your eyes checked.
04:51I know you're not Grandma to start off!
04:53You're about three times too tall!
04:55I made myself taller so you can find me more easily
04:57when I get lost!
04:59How do you explain the big, giant, baggy nose
05:02sticking off your face?
05:03Well, I've always liked that smell, Kuro,
05:05so I had a nose job to smell you from farther away!
05:08Hey, I wonder what that guy actually did to the oldies.
05:12Now, where are they?
05:14Hey, I'm going to kill you!
05:17Let them out of the big closet, Mama, you hear me?
05:20It's a capsule!
05:21Whatever the heck it is, let them out of it!
05:25Hey there, Kuro.
05:27You got a few moments for your old buddy, Mikun?
05:30How are you, Mikun?
05:31I'm sorry, but I've got my hands full at the moment.
05:34Look, Kuro, I just found this note saying Dr. Goh is here with you.
05:38Huh?
05:39Sorry, I haven't seen him.
05:41Why don't you go look for him somewhere else?
05:43But Mikun, I'm right here.
05:45Ah!
05:46Not again!
05:48Where is he?
05:49Ah!
05:50How'd you do that?
05:52No!
05:53Dr. Goh!
05:54Listen, you creep!
05:55I want the doctor out of that bubble pronto!
05:58It's a capsule, not a bubble!
05:59Well, now I think it's time I laid out the rules of this game.
06:04Huh?
06:05Game?
06:06It's a ghost-busting game.
06:08Come on, you psycho!
06:09We don't have time for your stupid game!
06:11Why is it?
06:12We're gonna play a game!
06:14Yeah, we're in five!
06:16Now, have some of my nice tea.
06:18It's not your tea!
06:20You stole it from my house!
06:22The explosives in the capsule are very unstable.
06:26It'll explode even at the slightest vibration, so I'd stay very still if I were you.
06:31Stone, paper, and scissors will determine who's the ghost-buster.
06:35All he has to do is press the button on my head to disarm the bomb.
06:39Nice one, Mikun!
06:41Yep, that'll be game over.
06:43It's not that easy.
06:45Only the ghost-buster can disarm the switch.
06:49Ah!
06:49Okay, stone, paper, scissors.
06:53Darn it!
06:54One, two, three!
06:56Hey, this is stupid!
06:58Cats can't use scissors!
06:59We don't have fingers!
07:00That's a good point, Kuro.
07:02So, Kuro it is!
07:04On your mark, get set, go!
07:06Game on!
07:07I forgot to tell you, the bomb explodes in two hours!
07:12Two hours?!
07:12Two hours?!
07:13Hurry, Kuro!
07:15Man, that poke sure can't move!
07:17Never mind the ghost-buster, I want to bust him into tiny pieces!
07:22I think we'd better split up!
07:24Good idea!
07:25Huh?
07:26Well, that was just too easy.
07:28What an idiot!
07:31Eat land!
07:35Huh?
07:36It's a dummy!
07:38Have it your way!
07:39I'll destroy every pool in this town if I have to!
07:43Ah!
07:43Ah!
07:45Die!
07:45You missed me, kitty!
07:58Huh?
07:59You?
08:01See ya!
08:04You're gonna pay for this pool!
08:07Master!
08:08At long last, I found you again!
08:11Huh?
08:12Aren't you Suzuki?
08:14Yes, master.
08:15It is I, your apprentice Suzuki, at your service!
08:18What are you doing here?
08:21My regular day job is a primary school teacher!
08:24And I've got a PE lesson right now!
08:27Hey, James!
08:28What are you doing?
08:30We want to play dodgeball!
08:31You guys start without me!
08:33Remember, it's just a game, so no eye-gouging!
08:36And just how may I help you, master?
08:38Suzuki, I need you to get your car and help me find a mad lamp pole trying to blow up some
08:42old people and a doctor!
08:43Well, I'd like to, master, but I have all these kids to look after!
08:47Come on, Suzuki!
08:48This is a matter of life and death!
08:50What?
08:51No!
08:52I can't!
08:53I can't leave my students like this!
08:55No!
08:56Hey, it's okay, James!
08:58Really!
08:59We heard the whole tragic story, James!
09:02Go on, James!
09:03There's lives to be saved here!
09:04You don't have to worry about us!
09:06We'll be just fine!
09:07Listen, James!
09:08This is your duty as an apprentice cyborg!
09:10We know you can do it!
09:13You're...
09:13You're right!
09:17Okay!
09:18Let's go, master!
09:19I've got to do this!
09:20And not just for me, but for the children!
09:22And for you, master!
09:24I'm ready!
09:26What a fruitcake!
09:28Yeah, I think he's really lost it!
09:35Uh-oh!
09:43Hey!
09:44What happened to your car?
09:45I crashed that one!
09:46Now this one, on the other hand, is a light cargo truck!
09:49And much tougher!
09:50The object is not to crash!
09:52Don't worry, master!
09:53I'm getting better at this!
09:55Help me!
09:55Now let's check in and see how Mikun is doing!
10:00Hey, I'm never gonna find that crazy pole!
10:04I've been walking for hours now!
10:06Huh?
10:07I think I might be hallucinating here!
10:10Hi there, Kitty!
10:12Stand aside!
10:12Home guard coming through!
10:18Hey, General!
10:19Are you sure that this is all right?
10:21I mean, driving a tank down a busy street in broad daylight!
10:25Don't worry about it, Captain!
10:27No one will notice!
10:29What are the chances?
10:31But, General...
10:32You gotta learn to relax, Captain!
10:35I really love this time of year!
10:38So peaceful!
10:39Okay, then...
10:49Main gun make ready for firing!
10:53Why?
10:54But there's nothing to fire at, sir!
10:56We don't need to fire at anything in particular!
10:59Just point that darn gun and fire!
11:03Captain, correct me if I'm wrong,
11:05but was I just kicked in the face by a cyborg cat?
11:08Well, yes, sir!
11:08It certainly appears that way!
11:10Hey!
11:11Who let this lunatic drive this thing?
11:13Well, actually, he did!
11:14You see, he's the CEO of Comb Guard Limited!
11:18I'm giving you to the count of three to get him off this thing,
11:20or I'm gonna take him out!
11:22Well, I'd really like to do that,
11:23but I'm afraid that I'm just an employee here!
11:26Fine!
11:27Have it your way!
11:28I've been looking for a little stress relief, anyway!
11:32Whoa!
11:34Captain, keep it away from me!
11:36Help me, please!
11:39Best not to watch that bit!
11:41Oh, man!
11:44I can't believe we've hit every single red light in this city!
11:47What are my instructions, Master?
11:49I'll run every red light in this city if you want me to!
11:52Hey, hey, relax!
11:54You look like you're gonna pop over there!
11:58Hey, I was wondering why your students call you James!
12:00Well, that's easy, Master!
12:02It's just a nickname that they all have for me!
12:04It's not my real name or anything!
12:06Huh?
12:06It's my cyborg name!
12:09James the Incredible Cyborg Guy!
12:11Incredible?
12:12Yes, incredibly feeble!
12:14Oh, my students really worship me!
12:17I'm a kind of a cult figure at the school!
12:20Maybe you ought to turn around
12:21and see what they're doing behind your back sometimes!
12:24Okay, Suzuki, put your foot down!
12:26Hold on!
12:28So, now we know a little more about Suzuki!
12:30Boring, isn't it?
12:31Well, again, I'll be exciting!
12:35I see you!
12:36Woohoohoohoo!
12:51Uh-oh, guys!
12:52Your first hour is up!
12:54And it looks like the first half of the game belongs to the pole!
12:56You've been made to look like real pampered pussies!
12:59And not your usual super cyborg selves!
13:02Master, the clock's ticking!
13:05And it seems like we're getting nowhere fast!
13:08Don't remind me!
13:09Just keep your eyes on the road, alright?
13:11Yeah?
13:12We're gonna find that stupid pole,
13:14and when we do, I'm gonna obliterate him!
13:17Whoa!
13:18What's going on?
13:19I'll be right back!
13:21Hey, where are you going, Suzuki?
13:22Don't make me chase after you!
13:29Hey!
13:30Suzuki!
13:30What have you got?
13:35What have you got?
13:37Did you see the lamppost?
13:39No, Master!
13:40I found something that I've been searching for for months now!
13:43It's the Super Dim Cyborg Guide Kit!
13:46And it was 30% off!
13:47I just saved myself over 100 bucks!
13:49What a deal!
13:50I'm sorry about that, Master!
13:53I got just a little carried away, I know!
13:55Just keep your eyes on the road, alright?
13:58Right!
14:02It looks like I fooled that silly kitty with one of my many clever disguises!
14:08Huh?
14:09Oh my!
14:10Those were the freshest prawns that I've ever had!
14:14Yes, but the real secret is in the sauce!
14:17It takes them up a plane as far as seafood cuisine goes!
14:21Yes, the sauce was nice!
14:23But I still think the award should have gone to the lady who made the rubber pants!
14:30Pied on again!
14:33How's a man supposed to have any dignity in this world?
14:37Hurry up, Suzuki!
14:38There are only 40 minutes left in the game!
14:41Roger!
14:42I hate to argue, but it seems like we're just driving around pointlessly!
14:45I mean, I just wasted about a quarter tank of gas!
14:49Suzuki, keep your eye on the ball!
14:50You must learn to focus on your goal, never losing sight!
14:54Just focus on my goal!
14:55Just focus on my goal!
14:57Just focus on my goal!
14:59Ah!
15:00Master, it worked!
15:01I can't believe it!
15:01It worked!
15:02I'm gonna blow that stupid ball into a pile of disposable chopsticks!
15:07That was the worst display of marksmanship that I've ever seen!
15:16You suck, football!
15:18I'm gonna cement you into a dog park under a pigeon nest!
15:22Girl, you don't have what it takes to catch me!
15:25You're nothing but a third-class, flea-bitten pile of television pods!
15:28Loser!
15:29I'm gonna hit your heart!
15:31Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:35Ah!
15:36Hold on, master!
15:45I think I hurt my head, master!
15:47It hurts!
15:48I can't begin to tell you how angry I am!
15:51Me too!
15:53I think it's time we did something drastic!
15:56Hey, mister!
15:57Can I borrow this?
15:59Sure you can, as long as you bring it back when you're finished with it!
16:03Master, what are you going to be doing with that?
16:06Come with me, Suzuki!
16:07You'll see soon!
16:11Ha ha ha ha!
16:13This is so exciting!
16:14I love it!
16:16Mother, the lamppost is laughing!
16:18Don't be silly!
16:19That's impossible, Junior!
16:20Hey, I can go for a nice swim!
16:23Ha ha ha ha!
16:24It's so nice to have friends!
16:28This must be what the Earthlings mean by friendship!
16:31They haven't found me yet, but they only have 20 minutes left!
16:36Well, it looks like I'll win this one!
16:38Of course, I was pretty sure that I would!
16:40I'm surprised that they like playing this game so much!
16:43Maybe next time it'll be just a game show!
16:46Oh, I know!
16:47I bet you guys would like to hear my new song I wrote last night while I was drunk!
16:51Take me down to the Paradise, Kitty, with a fish of French and the sea of-
17:02How's that for marksmanship?
17:10It's amazing what you can do with just some rusty television parts!
17:14Just wait until you see what this puppy can do, pole!
17:17Should I run that pole over, Master?
17:18Uh, I think I made him mad!
17:22But I can still run faster than that, Bucket!
17:24Oh, that's what you think!
17:27Activate the turbocharged fuel injection jet propulsion system!
17:30Roger!
17:31Jet firing!
17:34AHHHHH!
17:36AHHHHH!
17:39Fire the lamphole eating nasty things we collected from the biological testing lab!
17:44Roger!
17:44AHHHHH!
17:46AHHHHH!
17:47AHHHHH!
17:47AHHHHH!
17:48There's no use running!
17:49This thing tastes awful!
17:51Don't talk weird about, fool!
17:52Time for a secret weapon number two!
17:55A little something from Rebel Nose Enhancement Labs!
17:58AHHHHH!
18:01AHHHHH!
18:02You'll look like a celebrity in no time!
18:06Secret weapon three!
18:08A little something specially for all you hardcore baseball fans out there!
18:12AHHHHH!
18:13AHHHHH!
18:13AHHHHH!
18:14AHHHHH!
18:14AHHHHH!
18:15AHHHHH!
18:15AHHHHH!
18:16AHHHHH!
18:16AHHHHH!
18:17AHHHHH!
18:17AHHHHH!
18:18AHHHHH!
18:18You're not supposed to be cheating like this!
18:20What about your image as an independent cyborg warrior?!
18:24Hey buddy, I just say the line!
18:26Someone else out there is making up the story!
18:28You're a devil!
18:30Now let me press that stupid button!
18:32Never!
18:33Go and down!
18:34Keep coming with me!
18:35AHHHHH!
18:36noticed Uhhhh!
18:45See ya!
18:46Sorry about you, Tronk!
18:50You've started Regierung!
18:51I'mmaaas!
18:55Uh-oh!
18:56I think Suzuki's still in there!
19:00Uh-oh!
19:01Huh?
19:03Byrds!
19:06how can something be so beautiful completely free maybe in my next life
19:14I'll get to come back as one a chance to experience true freedom blackbirds
19:23I win time's almost up I better lay low for a while keep out of his way I think he's
19:46pretty angry darny well I think I deserve a double chocolate ice cream
20:03what the heck was that don't know this is the home guard air force what
20:11what is this what's going on okay let's take him back to the ground if he makes
20:21a false move feel free to open fire what's going on here hey girl looks like
20:30I'm just in time
20:33me couldn't do the rescue not to mention the home guard looks like another happy
20:41ending for all well doctor we almost lost you there I was very scared well let's
20:51head back thank you make gone I feel wonderful well that was the most fun I've
20:59had in ages what game should we play next Kuro I don't want to play anymore you're
21:05crazy games oh no I forgot about Suzuki that was a pretty big crash I really hope
21:11he survived it no problem master but I think the truck needs a bit of work
21:16not again all right Kuro the next game is simple we better start the rock paper scissors to see who
21:30goes first shut up secret weapon two no stop players yeah hey you're cheating you can't use those
21:39shut up shut up shut up oh holy smokes it came right off nasty stuff there girl but I
21:46guess it's a happy ending or is it it's our fault we went to a game center but it
21:56was only because the teacher was talking to a cat then he had to leave to save the
22:01human race so we went out to try to find him and then we thought we saw him in the game center
22:07okay don't worry I'll take care of Suzuki maybe he just needs a little time off that's all that
22:13performance deserves an Oscar oh dear hey I fulfilled my mission I saved the human race I did it and so
22:24the future of the human race is safeguarded but Suzuki's own future doesn't look so bright on the
22:30optimistic side he got the black car a little rough in the landing I think but hey you can't have
22:35everything and so everyone until our next wacky adventure I'll see you later and beware of flying
22:41cars
23:11are you now
23:13oh
23:14oh
23:15oh
23:17oh
23:19oh
23:21oh
23:23oh
23:25oh
23:27oh
23:29oh
23:31oh
23:33oh
23:37No, no, no, no, no...
23:41But, I want to protect my friends
23:47I want to help you to save our family
23:54I want to take the truth to you
24:00And today is positive vibration
24:04Let me tell you a little bit about the next story.
24:23Suzuki School is organizing a trekking tour.
24:25Everyone's so excited.
24:27Hey, the bus is gone.
24:29Wait for me!
24:30What do you mean cats aren't allowed to ride the bus?
24:34In the next episode, icon competition between Korra and Mikun.
24:39You'll see more of my extraordinary talents.
24:42We'll see you next time.
24:47We'll see you next time.
24:53We'll see you next time.
24:55We'll see you next time.
25:00We'll see you next time.
25:03We'll see you next time.