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Cyborg Kuro-chan Episode 3 English Dub
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00:00Hey, hey, hey!
00:04The most famous one of the most famous CYBON KRO-CHAIN is again!
00:06My name is Miku and I am from KON-PALAMI!
00:08Let's go!
00:10Let's go!
00:14Here we go!
00:16Here we go!
00:18Here we go!
00:20Here we go!
00:22Here we go!
00:24Here we go!
00:26Here we go!
00:28Here we go!
00:30Here we go!
00:32Here we go!
00:34Here we go!
00:36Here we go!
00:38Here we go!
00:40Say ho!
00:42Say ho!
00:44People are you ready?
00:46Go!
00:48Alright!
00:50Now we go!
00:52Here we go!
00:54Alright!
00:56Let's go!
00:58Why?
01:00Why?
01:02Why?
01:04Why?
01:06Why?
01:07Why?
01:08Let's go!
01:38This is the home of Grandpa and Grandma.
02:02Today, Kuro is fixing their television set.
02:06What kind of person gets a cat to fix their TV?
02:09I mean, do I look like a TV repair cat?
02:17Good job!
02:19That was too easy.
02:20Man, I'm good!
02:23Meow!
02:25Cuddle!
02:31Just to recap, Kuro has not told the old couple about being turned into a cyborg cat that can speak.
02:45Let's go back.
02:50I bet they're going to the dump again to pick up rubbish that they don't need.
02:55I found another job for you, Kuro, fixing up this old bike for us.
03:00I just don't understand these people who throw away perfectly good things like this bike.
03:05And I don't understand people who do the shopping of the dump.
03:10It certainly is nice to have a clever cat like our Kuro, isn't it?
03:15I agree.
03:16I don't think ordinary cats would do these sort of things.
03:22Sometimes I'm not sure if they've gone crazy or if it's just me.
03:27And I'm not sure either, but I think this is the way they've always been.
03:37Enough about them!
03:38We now move to the garbage dump!
03:40And look who else is here!
03:42This is my latest evil invention.
03:44Are you ready, Mekon?
03:47If it'll help me beat up the traitor Kuro, then I'm ready, Dr. Go.
03:51This may tickle a bit.
04:02What's wrong, Dr. Go?
04:04Ah, Mekon.
04:06What is it, Dr. Go?
04:08Sometimes I think to myself...
04:12I'm a scientist who can't even defeat a cyborg cat that he created.
04:16Dr. Go!
04:19Well, am I ever going to conquer the world?
04:22Don't worry.
04:23I'm sure we'll get him this time.
04:24Yes, yes, I'm sure you're right.
04:27Then what?
04:29Well, I'm just not a young man anymore.
04:31Can a fool like me really conquer the world?
04:37Huh?
04:42Oh, that was my nose.
04:44That really hurt.
04:46You need to forget about what other people think, Dr. Go.
04:51You've got a dream.
04:53And it's something that you should be proud of.
04:55This is a challenge for you.
04:57I understand.
04:59I understand at last, Mekon.
05:05Try and pull yourself together, Doctor.
05:08Mekon.
05:09Mekon.
05:10You must never give up.
05:12Remember, I'll be by your side every step of the way, Doctor.
05:15Mekon!
05:16Mekon!
05:17Mekon!
05:18Mekon!
05:19Mekon!
05:20Mekon!
05:21Mekon!
05:22Mekon!
05:23Mekon!
05:24Mekon!
05:25Mekon!
05:26Mekon!
05:27Mekon!
05:28Mekon!
05:29Mekon!
05:30Mekon!
05:31Mekon!
05:32Mekon!
05:33Mekon!
05:34Thank you, Coodle. Now we're going to take this thing out for a test drive.
05:41That's where we're going.
05:45Please don't come back with any more garbage.
05:52Finally.
05:54This is my chance to make a few minor improvements to my own system.
06:00Being a cyborg certainly involves a bit of maintenance.
06:04Huh?
06:12I'm Mikun.
06:14And I'm Dr. Go.
06:17And together we make the Emgo Show!
06:30Maybe a little too much bang.
06:32You're not kidding.
06:33Tidy up after you're finished or I'll complain to the city!
06:37Right!
06:40I don't suppose you can guess why we're here.
06:43This is a showdown.
06:45Enough already! You're getting as bad as Baldy there!
06:49Huh?
06:50You watch your mouth, kitty. Dr. Go saved my life once.
06:56And just as you protect the old couple, I'll protect Dr. Go with my life.
07:02I told you this already!
07:05I won't!
07:07Sacrifice myself for a human!
07:12Ha!
07:13Coro, you should be more careful with your tools! That was quite dangerous!
07:21Well, what exactly do you call that little display then, huh?
07:25Do we have a visitor, Coro?
07:27Coro?
07:28Coro, you seem to be forgetting the reason that we came here.
07:33I've forgotten!
07:35Showdown time!
07:36Yeah, yeah!
07:38FIGHT!
07:39Coro!
07:40Coro!
07:41Coro!
07:42I'll take care of these two!
07:46Coro!
07:49Coro!
07:51Coro!
07:52Coro!
07:54Coro!
07:56Meow!
08:07Eat my dust, pussycat!
08:10Haven't we been through this before?
08:17But this is not the same Mikun as before.
08:20He's now a super weapon made up of the best parts available.
08:24Huh?
08:25What are you laughing at, you bullet point?
08:27Grandpa!
08:29Hold on, Grandma and Grandpa!
08:31I'm on my way to save you!
08:40Yee-haw!
08:43Can't no one go like my machine!
08:46Yee-haw!
08:50Yee-haw!
08:54See ya!
08:57Hey!
08:58Old man!
08:59You look like you wanna raise me!
09:12Thanks for the parts!
09:13Let's go!
09:14Looks like you're not the king anymore!
09:18Yeah!
09:19Darn it!
09:20Where is he taking them to, huh?
09:22Huh?
09:23I have a really bad feeling about this!
09:25I better move!
09:27Huh?
09:28Huh?
09:29Huh?
09:30Huh?
09:31What is that?!
09:32Huh?
09:33Huh?
09:34Huh?
09:35Huh?
09:36What is that?!
09:37Huh?
09:38Huh?
09:39Huh?
09:40Huh?
09:41Huh?
09:42What is that?!
09:44Huh?
09:45Huh?
09:46Huh?
09:47Huh?
09:48Huh?
09:49Huh?!
09:50What is that?!
09:52Huh?!
09:53Huh?!
09:54Huh?!
09:55What is that?!
09:56Huh?
09:57Where is he?!
09:58Huh?!
09:59Huh?!
10:00Eh!
10:01Uh-
10:02Uh-
10:04Uh?!
10:07Can't this piece of junk go any faster, buddy?
10:14Oh, okay!
10:18You missed! Come on! Can't you do any better than that?
10:24Huh?
10:25Hey, Mom, look! There's a cat steering a car over there!
10:28Don't be silly, Junior.
10:31Come on! Floor this thing, will ya?
10:33But we're going too fast!
10:36Don't argue with the nice kitty and his gun!
10:38Right.
10:43Now it's my turn!
10:47He must be some sort of cybernetic thing.
10:53Of course! Part robot, part cat!
10:57Excuse me, kitty!
10:58What?
10:59The name's Suzuki! Can I be your apprentice?
11:02Yeah, fine, whatever. Just get me closer to that thing!
11:04Roger!
11:08Thanks! Now go back home, Suzuki!
11:11Good luck, kitty!
11:14There you are!
11:16I suppose you think you can beat me?
11:18You bet I can!
11:19Not bad!
11:28Try this!
11:32It's time for you to die!
11:35that's not too tight is it i hope i'm not squeezing you too much there my friend
11:43looks like i'm the winner this time and that makes me the strongest cat in the world
11:48things are looking pretty bad for kuro could this be the end
11:54will he be turned into spare parts find out in part two
12:05this is a very nice trip isn't it grandpa
12:25hmm the road seems a bit bumpy though
12:29oh my look isn't it girl oh oh yes it is you're right
12:41hey girl ride him cowboy you can't do it girl
12:50enough of this
13:01i'm coming real good landing
13:15well done shizuki
13:19master i'm so happy i'm a super robot sidekick
13:24what are you talking about
13:26i never thought i would be so luckiest to have a robot as a master
13:29i'm so happy
13:32look i'm not a robot i'm a sidewalk cat
13:35well it's kind of the same thing really
13:37yeah all right whatever just step on it before we lose him
13:42roger
13:43i don't like this my mini cannon is gone and i only have two missiles left
13:50i better think up a plan quick
13:53i think i may have underestimated kuro he's a very clever cat
14:05huh
14:05i'm running out of gas
14:08great just what i need
14:13with all this fuel i'll be unstoppable
14:16just a few more parts
14:21move it or lose it folks
14:35one bad kitty coming through
14:37yeah
14:41this time nothing will be able to stop us from conquering the world
14:45excuse me
14:48huh
14:49we're both very hungry
14:51which car sells the food
14:54maybe some sushi
14:56this ain't the restaurant car
14:59get back to your seats you old fools
15:01and there's no respect anymore grandma for the senior citizens you know
15:11if i knew it would be like this i would have stayed at home
15:15and they treat us like garbage
15:18they think we're useless
15:20no no no folks it's not like that
15:25i'm hungry
15:26i'm hungry
15:28very hungry
15:29my stomach is really growing
15:31i think we're going to stop
15:33goodbye cruel cruel world
15:37but i'm not ready to die yet
15:40i'm still in the prime of my life
15:47excuse me
15:48we can't serve you
15:50we have a vehicle size restriction
15:52better we drive through rather than drive over
15:56grandpa this is the first time i've ever had hamburgers
16:00it's so exciting
16:01yes we too
16:03my heart is really pounding from the excitement
16:06shall we ask for double cheese super duper burger
16:09french fries
16:10oh and gravy
16:11hey come on make up your minds
16:14huh
16:16showdown
16:21me come
16:22it'll be your last kuro
16:24just get me closer suzuki
16:35very close
16:36just leave it to me master
16:38i was the video racing champion last year
16:41i'm gonna flatten you like a pancake
16:49thanks for the whip
16:50eat this
16:55help me grandpa
17:06damn you kuro
17:12you're really gonna get it this time
17:14i'm going to be the next time
17:15i'm gonna get it this time
17:16i'm gonna get it this time
17:17i'll get it this time
17:18you've got it this time
17:19i'll get it this time
17:20come on
17:21no i'm gonna beat it
17:22you can't
17:22go
17:24that way
17:25i'm gonna do it
17:26the incident
17:27excuse me
17:28where's the toilet
17:29Toilet?
17:30Toilet?
17:31Grandma's corset.
17:32She needs to puke.
17:33Where's the toilet?
17:34What?
17:35Don't worry about it, Grandma.
17:36Just do it here.
17:37I don't mind.
17:38No, not there!
17:39Hold it in!
17:40Don't puke in my new truck, dammit!
17:43Suzuki!
17:44Suzuki!
17:45Over here!
17:46Master, I'm right here!
17:48Right!
17:49That's an enormous fuel tanker, Master!
17:51Not to argue, but if you set it on fire, it could be dangerous!
17:55No, not there!
17:56Hold it in!
17:57Don't puke in my new truck, dammit!
17:59Suzuki!
18:00Over here!
18:01Master, I'm right here!
18:04Right!
18:05Hey!
18:07That's an enormous fuel tanker, Master!
18:10Not to argue, but if you set it on fire, it could be dangerous!
18:14Ah! Please, Master, I really think it's a bad idea!
18:18Now that's craftsmanship!
18:21Okay, Grandma, let her rip!
18:23Puke your brains out if you want!
18:26Huh?
18:40Are you all right, Grandma?
18:47Still need to puke?
18:49No, I feel fine now.
18:51As a matter of fact, I feel great!
19:03I thought we were done for there, Master!
19:06Yeah, whatever!
19:11Showdown time, Meekun!
19:13Aren't you forgetting something?
19:15Like the old couple I kidnapped from your house!
19:18This is between you and me, Meekun!
19:21I know you well enough to know that you wouldn't have let any harm come to that helpless old couple!
19:28Hmm, you do know me well.
19:30By the way, is there a reason you turned yourself into a toilet?
19:35Uh, I don't really want to talk about it right now.
19:37Okay, see ya!
19:45I've got you now, Kuro!
19:50What have you done to my body, you freak?
19:52I'm gonna merge our two bodies together to form the ultimate weapon!
19:56Ow!
19:57Let me go, you nut!
20:00Let's dance!
20:01One, two, three!
20:02One, two, three!
20:03One, two, three!
20:03Everybody poke on!
20:04Ow!
20:06Hey, look at the two-headed bunny!
20:10That's it!
20:11You've crossed the line!
20:17What are you doing?
20:18It's coming right for us!
20:23It's coming right for you!
20:24Oh, no!
20:28It's time to be back!
20:31Don't worry about a thing, Master!
20:34I'm right here!
20:35I'll get you!
20:36I promise I will!
20:45That's not good.
20:46I'm very sorry, Master, but I missed a few little bits.
20:50Hey, don't worry about it.
20:52I probably didn't need them anyway.
20:54In any case, I'd like to go home now.
20:57You know, that Mikun is really quite powerful, Master.
21:01And I know him well!
21:02That won't be the last I see of him!
21:05Curse you, Kuro!
21:07I'm never gonna forget this!
21:10Dr. Go, I'm over here!
21:12Please come and get me!
21:13I'm afraid!
21:14Please!
21:17M is pretty tough!
21:18A true survivor!
21:26Darn!
21:27I don't have enough parts!
21:31When is Grandpa gonna get back from the dump with some more parts?
21:35It's been three days already!
21:40I haven't seen Kuro around for days.
21:45Maybe it's because he's tired of fixing all the rubbish that you collect all the time.
21:50I know that if I were him, I would be.
21:52But I think he'll be back soon.
21:54Well, when he gets back, I've got a whole pile of things waiting for him.
22:00A very big pile!
22:04It took us three days to find our way back, and we have a very good sense of direction.
22:09We shouldn't worry too much about Kuro. I'm sure he'll be back any day now.
22:13I guess so.
22:16And if there's one thing that I'm sure about, it's that he really knows how to take care of himself.
22:22You're right about that, Grandpa!
22:26Everybody is having a wonderful time today, but I'm sure Mikun will be back any day now!
22:30See you next time!
22:42Hmm?
22:44Hmm?
22:48I'll see you next time.
23:18I'll see you next time.
23:48I'll see you next time.
24:18I'll tell you a little bit about the next episode.
24:26Meadrun has come back to get me, but what's this?
24:29To save Dr. Go?
24:31You must be kidding.
24:32And what about this thing?
24:34It's another robot created by Dr. Go.
24:36And that's not all.
24:37It has a self-destruct device.
24:39One that can destroy the entire town.
24:41But we don't want that to happen.
24:43Don't miss the next exciting episode, Flying Robot.