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00:00Whether it's sport,
00:29getting fit, or just making new friends,
00:32there's no better place than your local leisure centre to do it.
00:36Here in Whitbury Newtown,
00:38they've just started Life Cycle Week,
00:40a chance for everyone to get outdoors and on their bikes.
00:45This is just one of a series of activities staged throughout the country
00:49in order to give everyone a chance to get fit,
00:52stay healthy, and live longer.
00:54But don't just take my word for it.
00:56Find out what's happening.
00:58Go down to your local leisure centre.
01:00I've been cut.
01:02Sorry, is that me?
01:04And anyone who completes either of our two cycle routes
01:07during Life Cycle Week
01:09will be entitled to one of these
01:11Pedal for a Medal Achievement Packs.
01:14Inside of which they will find not only the medal itself,
01:17but also a badge, a signed certificate, two coloured balloons,
01:26and a free blood sugar urine tester.
01:32And also the leisure centre logo.
01:34What are you supposed to do with that?
01:35It attaches to the rear wheel of your cycle, Tim,
01:37where its cheery colours are guaranteed to brighten even the dullest of bikes.
01:42As well as being a rather useful safety reflector.
01:44Oh.
01:45I see they've done it with the badges again.
01:47Pardon?
01:48This one says I piddled for a medal.
01:51That is peddled for a medal.
01:53It says peddled for a medal.
01:54Yes it does.
01:55Yes it does.
01:56Yes it does.
01:57Let's not have a big debate about it, please.
02:00It just so happens that the start of Life Cycle Week
02:03is not the only reason why today is a very special day for our centre.
02:10I wasn't able to announce it earlier due to security reasons,
02:13but I can now inform you...
02:15Sebastian Coe's here.
02:17Thank you, Julie.
02:18Seb Coe, really?
02:19The Honourable Sebastian Coe O-B-E-N-P, if you please, Gavin,
02:24who is generously giving all his time to contribute to a film
02:27aimed at encouraging people to use their local leisure centres.
02:31Are we going to get a chance to meet him?
02:32One thing at a time, please, Linda.
02:34Once he has finished his filming,
02:36I shall be inviting Sebastian
02:38to open a room in our new sports wing
02:41to which ceremony any member of staff free of other duties
02:45shall be invited.
02:46I shall then present him with this,
02:48what I think is a rather attractive engraved tankard,
02:50and then show him round the centre.
02:52Will you have time for that?
02:53Pardon?
02:54He must have a pretty tight schedule.
02:56I just wondered if he'd want to conduct a tour.
02:58This is a sports centre, Laura.
02:59How can a man like Seb Coe not want to see Randy?
03:01Thank goodness I've found you, Mr. Brittus.
03:04What is it, Colin?
03:05He's died, Mr. Brittus!
03:07How a cyclist! He's died!
03:10I can't help worrying if we perhaps didn't make the course too severe.
03:23What?
03:24Well, 56 miles is a long way for a man of his ears, Mr. Brittus,
03:26but it's perhaps too long.
03:28He didn't do 56 miles, Colin.
03:30He didn't even make it out of the car park.
03:34Oh, Laura, could you give that to the widow, please?
03:38Strictly speaking, she's not entitled to it,
03:40as he didn't complete the full 56 miles,
03:42but I thought it'd be a nice gesture.
03:44What's going on over there?
03:47Oh, they're packing up, Mr. Brittus.
03:49They've got everything they wanted round the back.
03:50But they can't go, not yet.
03:52Oi, you!
03:55Hey, Sally, you're not going yet.
03:57What?
03:58You can't go yet.
03:59You haven't done anything.
04:00I'm sorry, I...
04:01I'm the manager here, Gordon Brittus.
04:03Ah, Mr. Brittus.
04:04We've named a room after you in the sports wing.
04:06What?
04:07Everyone's expecting you to open it.
04:08Well, look, I'm sorry, I really do have to...
04:09We've been planning it for weeks.
04:11We've had a tank get engraved and everything.
04:13I know, but look, it's...
04:14Look, I know you're a very busy man,
04:15but all you've got to do is cut a ribbon.
04:17Just one ribbon.
04:18It won't take very long.
04:20Two minutes.
04:24Three pounds?
04:25I'm afraid to.
04:26Oh, I hadn't realised it was so expensive.
04:29Gemma, let's go. Come on.
04:32Scissors, please, Carol.
04:33Of course, Mr. Brittus.
04:34And if you could get Mr. Holroyd's widow
04:36to do something about his bicycle,
04:38just explain that that sort of untidiness
04:40can give the wrong impression.
04:42But remember, do it tactfully.
04:43He's only been dead for 25 minutes.
04:46Is there a problem?
04:48No, no, it's all right.
04:50I'm afraid she's a little disappointed.
04:52She can't have a swim.
04:53They can't afford it, you see, Mr. Brittus.
04:55She's a single parent and they haven't any...
04:57Single parent?
04:58Have you told her about the SSS?
05:00Hooray.
05:01Single swimmer special, Carol.
05:02Come on, it's all down there in black and white.
05:04Right, where are we?
05:06There we go.
05:08Special offer number 847.
05:10Single swimmer special.
05:11Any single parent accompanied by a child
05:13on a weekday morning
05:14may use the facilities between 9.40 and 3.35
05:17at one third of the standard winter season price,
05:20or completely free if they've moved into the area
05:22within the last three months.
05:24We only moved in last week.
05:26Have you got a rent book to prove that?
05:30As a matter of fact.
05:34Right.
05:41Right, there we are then.
05:43Simple as A, B, C.
05:44Give her the tickets, Carol.
05:45And I hope your little boy enjoys his swim.
05:50I'm so sorry.
05:51I should have known about that one.
05:52There's so many, you see.
05:54I'm sorry I'm late, Carol.
05:55Oh, Mrs. Britters.
05:56The twins were giving me hell in the car.
05:58Oh, the panda got held up coming through the playing fields.
06:00Have you any idea what they're doing out there?
06:02I believe they're fighting the Second Punic War, Mrs. Britters.
06:05Ah.
06:06The defeat of Hasdrubal by the Romans at the Battle of Matorus.
06:09It's the Classical War Society.
06:11Oh, the Classical War Society.
06:14I thought they were just men with arrested mental development
06:16who like dressing up in silly clothes
06:18and drinking Heineken out of cans.
06:20How wrong can one get?
06:22Yes, I'll just get him for you, Mrs. Britters.
06:26I've been so looking forward to this.
06:28Ben?
06:29Yes, who's here, Ben?
06:30You've told him where we're going, have you?
06:31Yes, of course.
06:32He's very excited.
06:33He's never seen the sea before.
06:35I'll just get you his carrier.
06:42This is a dog's travel box, Carol.
06:44Yes, I know, Mrs. Britters.
06:45You see, Ben's not always very good with wide open spaces.
06:48He needs somewhere that reminds him of living in a cupboard.
06:51Exactly.
06:52Come along, Ben.
06:53Mrs. Britters is waiting.
06:54Now, Ben.
06:55Ben, you mustn't.
06:56Ben!
06:57Ben!
06:59My staff will really appreciate this, you know, Sebastian.
07:02Surprisingly enough, a few of them are actually old enough
07:05to remember some of your greatest athletic triumphs.
07:07Like the gold medal Moscow Olympics 800 metres.
07:10I didn't actually win that one.
07:12No, that was Steve Ovette, wasn't it?
07:14Still, you got your revenge at Los Angeles, didn't you?
07:17No.
07:18Someone else won that as well, didn't he?
07:21Perhaps we invited the wrong person, eh, Sebby?
07:26Right.
07:27So, what I suggest we do is this.
07:29I shall say a few words to break the ice,
07:31then I shall invite you to step forward and cut the ribbon.
07:35It's a toilet.
07:37Pardon?
07:38A longer toilet, I think.
07:40That's right, the men's new washroom.
07:42Is there a problem?
07:43No problem.
07:44Right, so, when you step forward to cut the ribbon,
07:46you can say a few words, but not too many,
07:48because my staff have to get back to work.
07:50And then I shall invite you to go through into the washroom...
07:54Oi!
07:55Where do you think you're going?
08:01Oi!
08:02Come back here!
08:03Well, don't just stand there, lend a hand.
08:11Well, that's obviously what's happened.
08:12He's sawn his way out of the bag.
08:16I knew that junior carpentry set was a mistake.
08:18What I don't understand is that...
08:20Oh, yes, I see what he's done.
08:22What?
08:23Well, he's broken his way through the back wall
08:24and up into the ventilation system.
08:26Oh, well, again, Mr Bridges will be so furious.
08:29Oh, don't panic, Carol, he can't have got far.
08:31You were supposed to be in charge of him, Tim.
08:33How could he let it happen?
08:34He's very agile, Mr Brittus.
08:36He's eight years old.
08:37All I asked was for you to look after him till the police arrive.
08:39Was that too difficult, Timothy Whistler?
08:41Well, I shut him in a room.
08:42What else was I supposed to do?
08:43We can't chain him up, can we?
08:45Oh, can't we?
08:46He's not getting away again.
08:47Collie?
08:48Mr Brittus.
08:49I want you to take that bicycle lock, go downstairs to the wait's room.
08:53You'll find a lad in a blue tracksuit.
08:54Gavin, will you and Tim take Mrs Hallroyd up to the counselling room?
08:57Oh, we're supposed to be watching Sebastian Coe open a toilet door.
09:00Oh, yes, I'm sorry, of course.
09:02Tell Julie to give her a cup of tea, will you?
09:05Mrs Hallroyd will be upstairs when you're ready, Mr Brittus.
09:07What?
09:08Mrs Hallroyd?
09:09The woman whose husband died on the cycle run this morning?
09:12I am rather busy at the moment, Laura.
09:14Mr Brittus, if you remember, you told her that the grieving process
09:17might need the aid of a bereavement specialist
09:19and that if she wanted the help of a trained counsellor,
09:21she should come back and ask for you.
09:23And she's, er, come back?
09:25Yes, I'm afraid so.
09:27Right, I'd better deal with it.
09:29Tell the Honourable Coe I might be a bit delayed, Carol.
09:32Yes, yes, yes.
09:33Oh, you can.
09:35Yeah, listen, listen.
09:40It's his sleepy baby rabbit chimes.
09:42Is everything all right?
09:44Oh, fine, thanks, Laura.
09:46Er, you don't happen to have a plan of the ventilation system, do you?
09:49Not on me, no.
09:58Be right with you, Mrs Hallroyd.
10:00Just gonna get a little leaflet I think you might find useful.
10:03Oh, Julie, those bereavement leaflets I asked you to find.
10:08There's a centurion downstairs to see you.
10:11What?
10:12A centurion.
10:13You know, tenth lesion, fourth cohort, sixth manapult.
10:17This is no time for jokes, Julie.
10:19I'm trying to counsel a bereaved lady next door.
10:21I'm not joking.
10:22He's from the classical war society.
10:24You know, them people in the park.
10:26Well, tell him I'm busy.
10:27I want my son back and I want him now.
10:32Please, come in.
10:36Your son?
10:37My son.
10:40Ah, you mean the lad in the blue tracksuit, don't you?
10:44I'm afraid that will not be possible.
10:47I'm holding your son under citizen's arrest until the police arrive.
10:51You what?
10:52For attempting to gain admission to the swimming pool without paying the requisite fee?
10:56You've arrested him?
10:57How much is the fee?
10:5820 pence.
10:5920 pence?
11:01The amount is not important, sir.
11:03The fact is, your son is guilty of theft.
11:05He is an eight-year-old boy.
11:07You can't lock up an eight-year-old...
11:11I'm afraid I can.
11:14Where, and I quote,
11:15an arrestable offence has been committed,
11:17any person may arrest without warrant
11:20anyone who is guilty of an offence
11:22or anyone who has reasonable grounds for suspecting to be guilty of an offence.
11:26Criminal Enforcement Act, 1984, Section 25.
11:28It's for his own good.
11:30Now, look!
11:32Either you give me my son back now
11:34or I'm going to come back down here.
11:36I warn you.
11:38One touch on this button
11:41and three members of my staff, all highly trained in the martial arts,
11:44will be through that door in seconds.
11:51I will be back.
11:55Bye!
11:59Now, I don't think that was very wise, Mr. British.
12:01Just a calculated risk, Julie.
12:03I had a feeling he'd fall for it.
12:05I meant keeping his son.
12:06You arouse some very primitive emotions
12:08when you lock up other people's children.
12:10Julie,
12:11If you want to do something useful,
12:13you can help me find my leaflet on bereavement.
12:15It's called
12:16Losing a Loved One,
12:17Ten Ways to Look on the Bright Side.
12:19Mrs. Paul Lloyd.
12:25Sorry about the delay.
12:26Unfortunately, the leaflet got misfiled under sewage.
12:31Now, if you'd like to read it from cover to cover,
12:33and when I come back,
12:34I think it might be helpful if we sing the little song on the back page.
12:37LAUGHTER
12:41Oh, he's a wild pipe.
12:43It's as brittle as he could be anywhere.
12:45Well, we can narrow it down a little.
12:47I mean, look.
12:48You see, he can't have gone up there.
12:49Not up a 40-foot vertical.
12:51But, excuse me.
12:52Oh, yes.
12:53How may I help you?
12:54We thought we might try a game of badminton next,
12:56if that's all right.
12:57Yes, of course.
12:58Um, there was a notice in the pool
13:00that said that any child who spoke to four other children
13:03they'd never met before
13:04could claim a friendliness prize from the desk.
13:07Yes.
13:08Well, my daughter Gemma did, in fact, raise this family.
13:10Yes.
13:11Well, you see, that's rather a complicated form with that one.
13:13Just give her the sunglasses, Carol.
13:15Yes.
13:17Well, here you are, Gemma.
13:19Well done.
13:20Ooh.
13:23Ooh, aren't they lovely?
13:25Yeah.
13:26Well, here are your...
13:27Oh, my goodness me.
13:28Look at this.
13:29What?
13:30Well, you're our 1,000th customer.
13:31And that entitled you both to a free meal in our canteen.
13:35Just don't show the ticket.
13:39Thank you very much.
13:41Now, I think this most likely route would have been up this section
13:45and then along here.
13:47Now, that would have taken them through behind the squash courts.
13:50Oh, you'll be roaming around these pipes for days, Mrs. British.
13:52What on earth are we going to do?
13:54Do you need some way of luring them out?
13:56Some kind of bait?
13:57Do you?
13:58Oh, it's you.
14:01We'll be at Newtown Leisure Centre.
14:03Oh, Mrs. British.
14:05Cove Black.
14:06Why, yes, of course.
14:08Right away.
14:12Carol, I thought of Cove Black meant the outbreak of civil disturbance
14:17in which the Leisure Centre was used as a rallying point
14:20for those still loyal to the Crown.
14:22Well, yes, technically it does, Mrs. British.
14:25But we use it mostly.
14:26Mr. British has made someone very angry
14:28and we have to keep them out.
14:30It's a little bit of a bit of a bit of a bit.
14:35I must warn you that you are in contravention
14:37of local bar law regulations on Trent Park.
14:41And under my delegated powers as manager,
14:43I am ordering you to leave Leisure Centre property immediately.
14:48I repeat, this is an illegal gathering
14:51and must disperse immediately.
14:53The police have been called and will be here any minute.
14:57They won't, actually.
14:58What?
14:59The police. I've called them. They're not coming.
15:00What do you mean they're not coming? They've got to.
15:02Well, I'm afraid that's not the way they see it, Mr. British.
15:04The desk sergeant said you could take the boy down to the station if you wanted,
15:07but he's already warned you he's not coming out again this week.
15:09Well, didn't you explain the situation?
15:11If I try and take a boy through that lot, someone's going to get hurt.
15:14Yes, I said that.
15:15And what did he say?
15:16His exact words were, oops, there goes the kettle, time for tea.
15:18He hung up.
15:19I don't believe it.
15:20I don't believe it.
15:21That's the centurion who's causing all the trouble.
15:23He's got your spears, got your swords.
15:25Yes, I think I can take him out easily enough.
15:29No one's going to take out anyone, Linda.
15:32We're going to wait till the situation calms down.
15:34Here comes another lorry load.
15:36He doesn't look old enough, really.
15:37What?
15:38That centurion.
15:39He must have had the child when he was about four years old.
15:42What are you burbling about, Colin?
15:43Well, he doesn't look much older than that lad you told me to lock up,
15:46yet you say he's his father.
15:48Will you ask me?
15:49There's something funny going on.
15:57Oh, God.
15:59You didn't.
16:00Didn't what, Mr Brittas?
16:01This 40-year-old man you locked up, Colin.
16:04What exactly do you look like?
16:05Sebastian Coe, Colin.
16:06This is Sebastian Coe, O-B-E-N-P.
16:08This was the best.
16:09And you have chained him by the ankle to a staircase.
16:10You said the lad in the blue suit.
16:11Blue tracksuit, Colin.
16:12I said blue tracksuit and I said inside the weight room.
16:14I thought you might have escaped.
16:15You're dead, Colin.
16:16Don't you think we can sort the blame for this out afterwards?
16:17Yes, of course, Sebastian.
16:18I've got to get back.
16:19There's a vote later.
16:20Oh, yes, the vote of no confidence in the government.
16:21I quite understand.
16:22You want to support it, don't you?
16:23Right.
16:24Colin, get the train off.
16:25Yes, Mr Brittas.
16:26May I take this opportunity, Sebastian, of saying, on behalf of the staff, how sorry we
16:48all are for any inconvenience.
16:50What is it, Colin?
16:51It's one of those combination locks, Mr Brittas.
16:54Yes, you turn it to the right number.
16:56Unfortunately, it's not my combination lock, Mr Brittas.
16:58Well, who's is it then?
16:59If it's the one you took off the bike in the hall, I presume it belongs to Mr Holroyd.
17:03Well, can we find this Mr Holroyd and get the combination?
17:06Bit of a problem there, Seb, eh?
17:09Mr Holroyd died earlier this morning.
17:12Don't worry about it.
17:13I know someone else you'll know.
17:14Excuse me, Sebby.
17:15Don't go away, Seb.
17:24OK, all set.
17:25Yes, I think so.
17:26No, I think you and I should wait outside in case any noise or smell distracts him.
17:39All right.
17:40All right.
17:41Sorry about the delay, Mrs Holroyd.
17:42One or two little things have cropped up.
17:45Unfortunately, we might have to postpone our little counselling session a few more minutes.
17:46I think we'll have to wait outside in case any noise or smell distracts him.
17:51All right.
17:52All right.
17:53Sorry about the delay, Mrs Holroyd.
18:08One or two little things have cropped up.
18:10Unfortunately, we might have to postpone our little counselling session a few more minutes, I'm afraid.
18:16But I wonder, in the meantime, if I could ask you if you happen to remember the number of your husband's bicycle combination log.
18:23Is that a yes or a maybe?
18:27If I could ask you to have a proper think, it is actually rather important.
18:31Do you want the bad news of the catastrophe?
18:33Not now, Jenny.
18:34I think you'd better leave Mrs Holroyd to me.
18:37You'll want to deal with what's happening out the back.
18:39Out the back?
18:40Good grief!
18:43Where did they come from?
18:45Two minutes.
18:53They've got an army out there! A whole army!
18:55Not just any army, Mr Brittas.
18:57The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen.
19:00There's thousands of them!
19:01That centurion had a lot of friends!
19:03The guys in black are the ones to watch out for.
19:05The Praetorian Guard.
19:06Handpicked, ruthlessly trained.
19:08They've got an elephant!
19:09Where did they get an elephant?
19:10Oh no, it's all right, let's not panic.
19:12Does anyone know exactly what they're planning to do?
19:15I believe their usable technique, if we don't surrender, Mr Brittas, is to put the men to the sword and take the women and children into slavery.
19:22Colin, if you don't have anything sensible to say...
19:24You don't think this would be a good time to give the boy back to you, Mr Brittas?
19:27No, I do not, Gabby.
19:28We're not giving in to blackmail.
19:29Could we take a vote on that?
19:30That boy broke the law, Tim.
19:32If he learns he can get away with it once, he'll do it again and again and again.
19:36And then who knows where we'll end up?
19:37We've got to nip these things in the bud.
19:39Doesn't look much like a bud from here, Mr Brittas.
19:41Not when one side's got an elephant.
19:42They're just trying to scare us, Gabby.
19:44Well, it's working with me!
19:46Right, Timothy, get a grip on it, will you?
19:48Right.
19:49Now, you keep an eye on things here, I'll go and phone the police.
19:51What if they attack while you're gone?
19:53They're not going to attack, Colin.
19:55This is a British leisure centre.
19:56They wouldn't dare.
19:57Can't you see they're just bluffing?
19:59They wouldn't have been laughing.
20:00LAUGHTER
20:08Tommy!
20:17Colin, we're going to need some help.
20:18It's all issues!
20:20Look, hey!
20:23Look, I keep telling you, I'm being attacked by Romans!
20:26I don't know what sort of Romans they are.
20:30It's mostly the 10th legion and some party and mercenaries.
20:38Tim, what are you doing?
20:39We thought this might keep him alone.
20:42Look, can I ask how long you've been in the police force?
20:52Well, perhaps I could talk to someone of more than three weeks seniority.
20:56What's that?
20:59It's the Carthaginians with a battering lamb in the world.
21:02I don't think I can stop moving.
21:04I just do those.
21:05Hello?
21:06Hello?
21:07You don't get down here, PDQ.
21:10Someone's going to get seriously hurt.
21:12I think it's a fire now.
21:15Look out for that.
21:16They've got the scale in my doors.
21:22Oh!
21:24Oh!
21:25Oh!
21:35You think so, do you?
21:36Well, it sounds even more serious from where I am.
21:38The ball is each catapult round now, Mr. Brittas!
21:42What? The ballista! They're swivelling it round in this direction!
21:45You heard that, did you?
21:47Well, I don't know, but I should imagine they're planning on throwing something at us.
21:51Cos it would be something rather heavy.
22:01And in this case, it appears to be the engine block of a Morris Marina.
22:08Why?
22:30Why, Laura?
22:34Well...
22:35Why does it always seem to end like this?
22:38Well?
22:39Well, you know, today was going to be such a good day.
22:44I woke up this morning and my heart filled with thoughts of all the joyous, wonderful things we were going to give to people when they came through those doors.
22:52And now?
22:53Now we haven't got any doors.
22:54I gather you gave them the boy in the end.
23:00Yes.
23:01I'm sorry it seemed the only way.
23:03No, you probably did the right thing, Laura.
23:06But do you know the police haven't even charged anyone for all this?
23:09Well...
23:10Hundreds of pounds worth of damage, breaking and entering, the forcible abduction of a child in custody, and no one's even been charged. Can you believe that?
23:17Well, it was very difficult to tell who actually did the damage, Mr British.
23:20I mean, they were all wearing those helmets.
23:23They had their cohort numbers covered up and we don't even know which legion the batting round is.
23:29Yeah, so the poor old taxpayer has to cough up yet again.
23:32It's not right, Laura. It's just not right.
23:35You know, sometimes it makes you wonder if it's worth carrying on.
23:40I'll get a broom.
23:42I've got it.
23:43What is it, Julie?
23:44The number she finally remembered is the date of the Great Reform Act with a note on the end.
23:49One thing at a time, please, Julie. Who remembered what?
23:52Mrs Howlroyd, the bicycle combination lock. It's 1832 with a note.
23:59You'd forgotten he was still down there, hadn't you?
24:03Team Gavin, follow me!
24:04Wait, I'll get a camera!
24:11Mrs British, I don't know what I would have done without you.
24:16That's all right, Karen. It worked rather well in the end, didn't it?
24:19Yes, it is, rather.
24:22I'll put it in that.
24:23Yes, if you would.
24:24Oh, you might like to use these.
24:27It's just you can give rather a nasty little nip, you know, if he's on second.
24:30Yes.
24:32Yes, well, perhaps if I just put the box up against the cupboard
24:36and lifted the gate, he could run in on his own.
24:45There it is.
24:46Oh, good.
24:48Oh, it's all right, darling.
24:51Mummy's here.
24:55We'll be all right when we just have a little sleep.
24:56Okay.
25:04Seve, I'm sorry it's taken so long, but you'll be pleased to know we have actually got the combination.
25:13And, whoa, it took a bit of tracking down.
25:15It's not easy to get a lady whose husband's just died to remember a five-figure number, I can tell you.
25:21Anyway, it's the Great Reform Act with a nought on the end.
25:25So, if you could just undo the lock for me now, please, Sebby.
25:31It's just, if you did undo it now, I could have my stair rail back.
25:35Or, alternatively, you could send it to me in your own time at your own convenience.
25:42Anyway, it just remains for me to thank you on behalf of the staff for your visit to Whitbury today
25:48and to present you with this tankard that's been specially engraved.
25:54To mark the occasion.
26:07Come in.
26:11Erm, excuse me.
26:13Yes?
26:14We're looking for the manager.
26:16I am rather busy at the moment.
26:18If you have any complaints, could you leave them in writing with my secretary?
26:21We didn't want to complain.
26:23No?
26:25We just wanted to say thank you.
26:27What?
26:29For one of the nicest days that we've ever had.
26:32Really?
26:34We had games, had lunch, had a sauna.
26:37We've met all sorts of new people, haven't we, Gemma?
26:40Yes.
26:42Well, I'm glad you've enjoyed yourselves.
26:44I'm a single mother, Mr British.
26:46We've just moved into this area.
26:48We don't know anyone.
26:50We certainly don't have a lot of money.
26:53And to come here and find that someone has actually thought about people like us,
27:00worked out special offers so that we can afford to come here,
27:04give little prizes to children to encourage them to make friends,
27:07well, it makes a lot of difference, doesn't it, Gemma?
27:09It's only a bunch of flowers. You probably get things like this all the time.
27:23No.
27:25No, not all the time.
27:28Thank you both very much indeed.
27:31Well, we mustn't keep you.
27:37It's said in your brochure that your main aim at this centre is to bring people together.
27:43That must be very satisfying.
27:45Yes.
27:46Yes.
27:47Yes, it is rather.
27:48Yes, it is rather.
27:49Yes, it is rather.
27:50Yes, it is rather.
27:51Yes, it is better.
27:52No more.
27:53So thank you all.
28:01Thank you very much.