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00:00PULL!
00:02PULL!
00:12Yes!
00:14Oh, ma'am.
00:16Au revoir!
00:20Yah! Oh, no!
00:22Ha-ha-ha!
00:24Ha-ha-ha!
00:26Ha-ha-ha!
00:36Kata kato katoa, and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:38My name's Jeremy Wells.
00:40Join me in welcoming my five favourite comedians of the season.
00:44Ladies and gentlemen, Alice Sneddon.
00:48Brie Thomasell.
00:50Jack Ansett.
00:52Jackie Van Beek.
00:56And Pax Asati.
01:00And beside me, a man who's asked me to adopt him so many times I've lost count.
01:06An act that his real dad calls hurtful and generally upsetting.
01:10Ladies and gentlemen, Paul Williams!
01:16Sorry I'm late.
01:20I thought you were gonna be in the wheelie bin.
01:22Why would I be in the wheelie bin?
01:24Why would I be in the wheelie bin?
01:28I don't know why that's there. Sorry.
01:30Okay.
01:32What's tonight's prize task?
01:34Pack up the car and throw me the keys.
01:36Tonight we've asked our contestants to bring in the best thing to take on a road trip.
01:46First, let's go to Brie.
01:48You look like a man who loves to run a cleaner nuss. Am I right?
01:52I try to.
01:54I knew it.
01:56Which is why I've brought in this.
02:00That, Jeremy, is a portable bidet.
02:04I didn't want to bring in something that I haven't tested.
02:08And so, if we can roll the clip.
02:12Oh.
02:14Brianna, what's that?
02:16Oh, Brianna!
02:18It's a portable bidet.
02:20Oh, Brianna!
02:22Here.
02:24Oh, where is that thing?
02:28Up my nuss.
02:30Oh, Brianna!
02:32Speaking from experience, you can get the same result with your electric toothbrush.
02:40Jack, what did you bring in?
02:44I brought in my grandfather, so that you can go through the carpool lane.
02:50Yeah, here he is.
02:56For any viewers who aren't familiar, New Zealand has T2 lanes,
03:00where you need two people in the car to be allowed to drive in them.
03:04Should have mentioned that up the top.
03:06It's so important to be respectful of the dead, but you would get a ticket.
03:11You sure about that, Alice?
03:12Yes, I'm sure.
03:13100%.
03:14Whoa!
03:15This is so exciting for me.
03:19I know for a fact you would not get a ticket because I asked Auckland Transport
03:23and they sent me back a statement.
03:25Here it is.
03:27This is a pretty grey and dusty area.
03:31Incorrect use of a T2 lane can result in a $150 infringement fine.
03:36However, Auckland Transport likes to think outside the box
03:39and we feel your grandad has probably earned the rights
03:42Oh, shocking.
03:44to travel in a T2 lane.
03:46Safe travels and it's nice to know your grandad has had a grave influence
03:50on your daily commute.
03:51Wow!
03:52What the hell?
03:53Amazing.
03:54I mean, that's bullshit.
03:55What was that again, Alan?
03:57No.
03:58Jackie, what did you bring in?
04:00Well, I, Jeremy, love a road trip.
04:03And sometimes I just like to go A to B.
04:05So I like to take a camelback.
04:07I'm also a tramper.
04:08I come from a family of trampers.
04:09We have five of these.
04:10So what I do, what I do is I attach the camelback if I'm driving, for example,
04:15to the back of my driver's seat.
04:17Just so the thing's just dangling here and I can just keep drinking.
04:20And then to the second picture, of course, we all wear one of these.
04:24So there is no reason to stop.
04:27It's an incontinence nappy.
04:28The five of us will wear one of these when it's a destination journey.
04:33When did you stop being an underwear model, Jim?
04:36Oh, yeah.
04:38What did you bring in packs?
04:40I brought this.
04:42I panicked.
04:46You have kids?
04:47Yes.
04:48How old are your kids?
04:49Fifteen and thirteen.
04:50Are they still annoying?
04:51Oh, absolutely.
04:52Yeah.
04:53They're particularly annoying on drives.
04:55Sure.
04:56Arguing, asking for shit.
04:58Like a cat.
05:01Shut up.
05:03This is a bad one.
05:06Okay, Alice, what did you bring in?
05:07So what I went with is, you know, I wanted something very practical,
05:10something that could solve any problem.
05:12What's the thing that can solve any problem?
05:14Google.
05:16Almost.
05:17It's fire.
05:20So that is a flint or a fire starter.
05:23You know, maybe as an exercise, you could ask me a sort of problem
05:26that might arise on the road.
05:28Flat, flat tire.
05:29Flat tire.
05:30I've been thinking about this.
05:31So you pull over to the side of the road, you start a little fire.
05:34What brings more people to you than starting a fire?
05:38Because, you know, your phone can die.
05:40Your GPS can die.
05:42Your granddad.
05:43Your granddad can die.
05:45So I'm just saying there's something to be said for what I'm suggesting here.
05:49Look, I'm struggling to give out points here, but I guess I have to give out some points.
05:53Pax, you get one for bringing in a spray bottle.
05:56Yeah.
05:57Two for Alice.
05:58You're never going to use those on a road trip.
06:00I got three points for Brie for the portable bidet.
06:04Four points for Jack, but it would have been easier just to get a friend to sit in your car in the T2 lane.
06:09Five points for Jackie, because as a grown-up myself who has used a man nappy.
06:14Yep.
06:15There is something very, very pleasurable about letting yourself go in a nappy as an adult.
06:19Thank you, Jeremy.
06:20So five points for Jackie.
06:26Paul, let's get to the first proper task of the show.
06:29Let's hit the club and have a ball.
06:39Hi, Paul.
06:40Hello, Brie.
06:41Great to see you.
06:42How are you this side of Christmas?
06:44Do I go down the stairs?
06:45Just stay there, please.
06:46Oh, okay.
06:47Where's the task?
06:48Oh, the task is down there.
06:50Yeah.
06:51You want me to point it on up, eh, Paul?
06:53Ball.
06:54Okay, get the ball in the hole.
07:00Where's the hole?
07:05It's on the course.
07:06For every handbag that you are wearing when you get the ball in the hole, 30 seconds will
07:11be deducted from your time.
07:13If the ball goes off the course, Paul will place your ball back at the starting spot and
07:1790 seconds will be added to your time.
07:19You may not leave this walkway.
07:22Fastest wins.
07:23Your time starts now.
07:26Oh!
07:27Don't get dizzy, Paul.
07:29I won't.
07:30Get the ball in the hole.
07:31Ah!
07:32Ah, where's the ball?
07:33Ah!
07:34And what does the handbag mean?
07:35All the information you need is in the task.
07:37I've dropped it.
07:38I don't know what to tell you.
07:40So the basic idea is that you've got the golf club.
07:47It's going around and around.
07:49You're trying to get the ball in the hole and try and pick up some bags and wear them
07:52at the same time.
07:53So simple.
07:54Who's handbag wearing and golf club swinging?
07:57Are we going to see first, Paul?
07:58It's time for the two contestants we pay slightly more than the other three.
08:02It's Jack and Pax.
08:03Brilliant.
08:04Okay.
08:05What's this?
08:06A Gucci?
08:07Oh!
08:08Hey!
08:09Here we go.
08:10Oh man, my perception is getting all out of whack.
08:15I'm going to knock this this way first.
08:18And we'll see how that gets us.
08:20The ball's gone off the track, has it?
08:22Stay.
08:23No!
08:24No!
08:25Ah!
08:26No, I hit it too hard.
08:27Hit the bag.
08:28And stay!
08:29No!
08:30No!
08:31No!
08:32No!
08:33Oh!
08:34Thank God!
08:35Go!
08:36Go!
08:37No!
08:38Come on whitey!
08:39Oh no!
08:40Sorry about the flag.
08:46Ah!
08:47Just calm control.
08:48Don't panic.
08:49Don't panic!
08:51Don't panic!
08:52Don't panic!
08:56Do you ever support a father?
08:57Yes.
08:58Can you pretend to be him?
08:59And I'm you.
09:00Are you playing golf?
09:01Are you Paul?
09:02Yeah.
09:03Dad, I am.
09:04You don't usually call me Dad.
09:05You call me Gary.
09:06Sorry Daddy.
09:07No, I don't.
09:08No, you don't call him Daddy.
09:09Definitely not.
09:10You're just guiding it.
09:11And you just stay calm and controlled.
09:12Just stay calm and controlled.
09:13You just stay calm and controlled.
09:15Stay calm and controlled and don't lose the plot.
09:20I'm really struggling, Daddy.
09:22No, Gary.
09:23Gary.
09:24Daddy.
09:25Not Daddy.
09:26No.
09:27And there.
09:28We're in.
09:29We're in.
09:30Oh yeah.
09:31Oh yeah.
09:32Oh no!
09:33No!
09:36I wanna cry.
09:37Can I cry?
09:44Did I get you in the dick?
09:45A little bit.
09:46Good.
09:47Oh sorry.
09:48That's okay.
09:49I wouldn't hurt you.
09:50Deliberately.
09:51Yeah, who would do that?
09:53I'm not angry by the way.
09:54I'm really happy.
09:55I'm really happy to be here.
09:56Please.
09:59I've stopped the clock.
10:00Come on.
10:01Yes!
10:02Yes!
10:03Yes!
10:04Ah!
10:05No!
10:06Yes!
10:07Yes!
10:08I just wanna apologize for flinging a bag into your penis.
10:11It seemed to do the trick.
10:12Honestly, seeing you in pain is the motivation I needed to finish this task.
10:16Thank you, Jack.
10:17See ya.
10:18Ah!
10:19Ah!
10:24Pax.
10:25Well I noticed something about you.
10:26When you get frustrated, either you sing songs.
10:28Yeah, I sing songs, yeah.
10:29Or you scream.
10:30Yeah.
10:31It's a cultural thing.
10:32Ah, right.
10:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:34Is that also why you weren't putting handbags on?
10:36Is that sort of a cultural thing?
10:37No, that's a dumb-dumb thing.
10:39Right.
10:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:41It was interesting as well because genuinely, behind the scenes for the last few days,
10:45you have been talking about how you think if you just put a little bit more effort into
10:50your golf, you could turn pro.
10:52Oh, yeah.
10:53Yeah.
10:54That's what he said.
10:55I told you that in confidence!
10:57He said the same thing to me about basketball!
11:00Yeah.
11:01Yeah.
11:02So, time-wise, they were actually incredibly close.
11:05Oh, that's so annoying.
11:06But this is before any add-ons or subtractions.
11:08Oh, yeah.
11:09Yeah.
11:10But their initial times, Pax was 23 minutes 47 seconds.
11:14Oh, don't!
11:15Don't!
11:16Jack was 24 minutes 43 seconds.
11:19Okay.
11:20So, just under a minute slower.
11:21But then, Pax was wearing zero handbags.
11:24Mmm.
11:25And he went into the water three times, which takes his total to 28 minutes 17.
11:30Okay.
11:31Jack went into the water three times as well, but he was wearing seven handbags.
11:35Oh, wow.
11:36Which takes his total to 25 minutes 43.
11:39Respectable.
11:40Well, good.
11:41Yeah.
11:42Yeah.
11:44Yeah.
11:45All right.
11:46Stop right now.
11:47Thank you very much.
11:48I need somebody to sell me some products.
11:49See you after the break.
11:50No-mai hukumai.
11:51Welcome back to Taskmaster.
11:52Before the break, our comedians were trying to play golf on a spinning platform several metres below them.
12:10them. For every handbag they were wearing when they got the ball in the hole, time would
12:14be taken off. And every time they knocked the ball off the platform, time would be added.
12:20So far, Jack is in the lead with 25 minutes and Pax is in last with 28 minutes. He refused
12:26to wear any handbags because of toxic masculinity.
12:31Next, here's Bree and Alice.
12:38Thank you. Oh my god, what do you got in there? Alrighty, so then you just gotta put it in
12:49there. Shot. Oh god, this is gonna be a long wait around if I don't get it straight in this
12:57hole. No! No! I feel like I'm doing a pretty good job and I can't imagine anyone kind of
13:05doing better. Shut up.
13:09At least I look cruel in all these tasks, that's the main thing.
13:18No! Stop it!
13:24Oh, oh no. I don't love being shot from that angle, you know.
13:28From what angle? Like quite far down below. Don't. Stop it. Stop it.
13:35Oh, you bastard.
13:36It's not about the destination, it's about the journey and what you learn along the way.
13:45What have you learned along the way?
13:46That I'm not very good at a lot of these things.
13:49Can you go grab the ball for me and put it in the hole?
13:53Stop.
13:55Into the water trap.
13:57Into the water trap.
13:58Yeah.
14:02Oh no!
14:12Stop the clock.
14:17Yes!
14:18Hey Paul.
14:19Bye.
14:20Brie, you were very handbag focused.
14:27Yeah, I at one point was choking myself because I'd put like three handbags around my neck and
14:34Paul kept telling me to put more on and I think he liked it in some weird fetish way.
14:42There's a whole community of us.
14:52Should we look at times?
14:55Brie's initial time, 15 minutes 54.
14:58What?
14:59Amazing.
15:00Wow.
15:01She was wearing five bags total when she sunk the ball and she went into the water once
15:05for a total of 14 minutes 54.
15:09Wow.
15:10Happy.
15:11Happy.
15:12Very nice.
15:13Then Alice.
15:15She went into the water zero times and was wearing nine bags.
15:20Wow.
15:21Meaning her total time was six minutes 34.
15:25Are you kidding?
15:26You could go pro.
15:29I could go pro.
15:32I'm real off right now.
15:37One more goal for Paul.
15:38Correct Jeremy.
15:39Jeremy.
15:40Last but not least, it's Jackie Van Beek.
15:43Um, okay.
15:47Oh man.
15:48Oh man.
15:49Come on.
15:50Oh, you're going the other way.
15:54I'm trying to play the long game because now I'm going to focus on bags.
15:57Don't tell me that went into the-
15:58It's getting quite close.
16:04Whoopsies.
16:05We've got a bag in the moat.
16:07Don't let that go into the moat.
16:09I have some good news and some bad news.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Good news is your ball didn't go into the moat.
16:14The bad news, climate change is real.
16:17Do not talk to me unless you're in your school.
16:19Could you put a few more balls down?
16:21No, sorry.
16:22Just so I've got a few more options.
16:23Okay.
16:24Don't worry, Paul.
16:25Don't worry about it.
16:26Sorry.
16:27The ball's all spilled.
16:29Okay.
16:30Just relax, Paul.
16:31Don't touch those ones!
16:32Don't touch those ones!
16:33Don't touch those ones!
16:34Don't touch those ones!
16:35Don't touch those ones!
16:36I think it's about confidence.
16:39Definitely.
16:44Yeah.
16:45What I've learnt is it's not all about confidence.
16:47It's maybe partly about aim and skill.
16:49It's also aim and skill.
16:58This is it.
16:59That was it.
17:00That was it.
17:01That was it.
17:02That was it.
17:03I think I got the ball in the hole of the moat.
17:07A whole lot of fun.
17:08What a whole lot of fun in one old time we had.
17:12Hole in one.
17:13Hole in one long, long afternoon of fun.
17:15Let's stop the clock.
17:16Okay, so you're happy with that?
17:17Very, very happy.
17:18Okay, thank you.
17:22Did I not complete the task?
17:24No, I don't think so.
17:27Oh no, I didn't remember that.
17:29That's it.
17:30Her logic was that she got a hole in one in the sense that she had a whole lot of fun in one afternoon.
17:40Hey.
17:43And good for you, Jackie.
17:45Thank you so much, Jeremy.
17:47Yeah, so how long did Jackie take to not do the task?
17:49Uh, she only attempted the task for 15 minutes and 42 seconds.
17:55That's it.
17:56Like, had enough in half an hour.
17:58I think I was hungry.
17:59I'm trying to remember because I have a very fast metabolism and when I need to eat, so I don't get nasty like these guys get.
18:06Sports should be for everyone.
18:09Except Jackie.
18:10Except Jackie.
18:11Hey, I do community hip hop every Tuesday, 6.30 to 7.30.
18:19I do.
18:21I'm a fantastic sports person.
18:25The amount of times you have brought up the fact that you do community hip hop.
18:29I do.
18:30She was doing it out the back.
18:31Yeah, every single day I hear about how you do community hip hop.
18:36Yeah, because I do.
18:37Like, pot, lock.
18:38Yeah, that stuff.
18:39All that stuff.
18:42I'm ready to score it, Paul.
18:44So Jackie did not complete the task.
18:46No.
18:47Zero points, because if you don't complete the task you get zero points.
18:49That's the rule.
18:50But Pax should get two.
18:51And then we go three for Jack, four for Brie.
18:53Okay.
18:54And five for Alice Sneddy.
18:55Yeah, the girl.
18:57Well done.
18:58All right.
18:59How are the scores looking so far, Paul?
19:01Unbelievably tight.
19:03Mm-hmm.
19:04We have a three-way tie.
19:05All on seven.
19:06Alice, Brie and Jack.
19:07Oh, no.
19:09Nice.
19:10Anyone's game.
19:13All right.
19:14Should we have another task, Paul?
19:15We sure should, Jeremy.
19:16It's time for the old razzle-dazzle.
19:29Hello.
19:30G'day.
19:31Hi.
19:32I'm Alice.
19:33G'day.
19:34Hi.
19:35I'm Jill.
19:36Nice to meet you.
19:37I'm Alan.
19:38Nice to meet you.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Lovely to meet you.
19:41My grandfather's name was Alan.
19:42That's nice.
19:43That's a good story.
19:45Well, this is awkward.
19:47Oh, we should open this.
19:49Do these belong to you?
19:50Don't think so.
19:51No?
19:52Okay.
19:53Dazzle these senior citizens.
19:55Are you comfortable being called that?
19:57Well, it's true.
19:58Oh, okay.
19:59All right.
20:00I'd say your uni students.
20:01Most dazzled senior citizens wins.
20:03You have 30 minutes to prepare.
20:05And one minute to dazzle.
20:08Your time starts now.
20:10I think we should leave you guys to prepare.
20:13Get them out of here.
20:14Please.
20:15Please leave.
20:16How do you feel about Kendrick Lamar?
20:17Don't listen to that, please.
20:18Don't answer that.
20:19Never heard of her.
20:26Jack, I could be wrong here, but you seem genuinely frightened by those senior citizens and then you yelled at them and told them to leave.
20:32No, I mean, I was quite confident I was going to nail this task because I've been hanging out with two senior citizens all day.
20:37Oh, come on.
20:40Which team's up first, Paul?
20:42Let them entertain you.
20:44It's Alison Brie.
20:46Do you know what?
20:47I think my parents are always quite impressed by my proficiency with technology.
20:53Like maybe if we got a big TV and we mirrored something to it.
20:56All we need then is a big screen TV, an iPad, a bunch of photos of Jill and Ellen.
21:04Could you give them a ten minute tour of the house?
21:06This is the bar area.
21:08We'll hide and surreptitiously take photos of it.
21:11This is nice.
21:12That's the outdoor bathtub.
21:14Wow.
21:15Oh.
21:16This is the caravan.
21:17Gets quite hot in the summer.
21:19I'll bet.
21:20And this is the shed.
21:21We've got trophies, some drums, golf.
21:23Basically, it's got it all.
21:25That's kind of all we have time for.
21:27Razzle dazzle, baby.
21:29Have a seat, please.
21:31And prepare to be dazzled.
21:34Hi.
21:35Hi, Jill.
21:36Hi, Ellen.
21:37Hi.
21:38Now, do you guys happen to have a phone on you?
21:40Wow.
21:41Look at that.
21:42Okay.
21:43So, I'm going to show you how to airdrop something.
21:45Airdrop?
21:46Wow.
21:47Check that out.
21:48Do I accept?
21:49Please accept.
21:50Now, look at that.
21:51Wow.
21:52What did you get, Ellen?
21:53My back.
21:54Wow.
21:55And it's a swipe across.
21:56Oh, Jill's back.
21:57Yeah.
21:58They've just gone from Alice's phone into Alan's phone.
22:03Just like that.
22:04Now, that should be enough to dazzle you, I know.
22:07But there's more.
22:08What I'm about to do is take something that is on my laptop
22:12and with one cable and this adapter,
22:15I'm going to transfer it to the TV.
22:18Whoa.
22:19Wow.
22:22I mean, I don't know about you, but I feel razzled and also dazzled.
22:26And then we can just take this with us.
22:28So now we can go put this on another TV, can't we?
22:30We can.
22:31We probably won't, but we could.
22:32Yeah.
22:39Whoa.
22:40You were treating Jill and Ellen like they'd been beamed in from medieval times.
22:47Jeremy.
22:48That would be amazed at the fact that you could do Bluetooth magic.
22:51These are people who have presumably survived the war.
22:57Which war exactly?
22:59Name any of them.
23:00Technology has advanced well beyond what they were certainly used to.
23:08Alan did tell me he knew how to screen share his computer.
23:12Paul, shut up, Paul.
23:14He watches football matches on the TV.
23:16Okay.
23:17It's time for some ads.
23:18And if you're anything like Brie and Alice, you'll probably enjoy them because they think
23:23it's dazzling to put literally anything on the television.
23:26We'll see you after this.
23:28Welcome back to Taskmaster.
23:29Before the break, our comedians were trying to dazzle some senior citizens.
23:45Something we're always keen to do here at Taskmaster because they're a valuable demographic
23:50for network television.
23:52Up next, attempting to dazzle Jill and Ellen, it's the Jacks and Packs.
23:57They want to be dazzled.
23:58They want to be impressed by us.
23:59What skills do we have between us?
24:00I can do one card trick.
24:02Well?
24:03Yep.
24:04I can eat an entire raw onion.
24:06Okay.
24:07It's a one minute variety show.
24:10Are you ready?
24:27I want you to pick a card.
24:39Any card.
24:40Okay.
24:41Now look at it and remember it.
24:42Okay?
24:43Yes.
24:44And now I want you to push it in there.
24:46Give it a big push.
24:47And now I'm going to give it the big Gigolo Jack smack.
24:50Bang!
24:51And now, is that your card?
24:54That is.
24:57Please put these on for safety.
25:00One.
25:01Raw.
25:02Onion.
25:03Behold.
25:04Mother Nature's.
25:05Onion.
25:06Also just known as an onion.
25:07It's an onion.
25:08Holy shit.
25:09I really regret this.
25:10An onion.
25:11I'm done.
25:13And that was the show.
25:17We thank you for coming.
25:18Get up.
25:19Get up.
25:20Get up.
25:21This is what we've done.
25:22This is nature's onion.
25:24Also just known as an onion.
25:25It's an onion.
25:27Holy shit.
25:28I really regret this.
25:29An onion.
25:31I'm done.
25:32And that was the show.
25:34We thank you for coming.
25:35the show. We thank you for coming. Get up, get up. And to yourselves. You only ate half
25:46of it.
25:53Wow. Beautiful introduction there, Jackie. Thank you. I could see, I think I knew what
26:00you were doing there. You were channeling Debbie Dorday from Burgundy's. No, no, no.
26:04She was channeling community hip hop. Yeah. It's kind of community hip hop cabaret. And
26:10did you see Ellen's face? Because when Jackie started dancing, he thought Jackie was going
26:14strip. I saw his eyes. That was razzling. He was hopeful that he was going to see Jackie's
26:21tits. Yeah. I would have shown him my tits if I thought. You should have shown him your
26:28tits. Get him in. Get him in now. We'll do it now. We'll razzle dazzle the out of that
26:34God. Well, I mean, I'm here to judge the task. I seriously thought this team here, I thought
26:41for this whole series, I think they're just destined to lose every single team task. This
26:45is one of the great redemption stories of Taskmaster. Oh, wow.
26:49I love you. Yes, I love you. I love you. You remember that. Bullshit. I say we, I say we
27:05get out Pax's onion and you guys cry out the river. That's my boy. That's my boy. That's
27:12my boy. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. Yes. Okay. Eat a dick. Oh my God. Okay. I'm ready for
27:19another task, Paul. You got it, Jeremy. Domino is a Latin word meaning to the master. So as
27:26the assistant domino, it brings me great joy to present to you a task involving a fellow
27:32domino.
27:33Hey. Hello, Alice. Hi, Paul. You're right here, Paul. Mm-hmm. Hello, Pax, Jack, dominoes.
27:50Is that meant to do that? You never know what's part of it, do you?
28:02Knock over the domino in the lab. You must be on the spot when you begin your attempt.
28:09You may only touch one thing during your attempt. What? You may not move the domino or the starting
28:16spot. Longest time between the attempt beginning and the domino falling wins. So you want it
28:23to be slow. Very slow. You have 40 minutes or until you successfully knock over the domino.
28:29Your time starts now. Where is the domino in the lab? Who? Okay, well, I'm going to go to
28:34the lab. Okay. You can just say beep if that's a really bad idea. Okay. I could also just say
28:39that's not a good idea. Okay, Paul. So it seems to me that this task has been carefully created
28:50to get our contestants to set up a series of dominoes that go all the way from the second
28:55floor down the stairs into the lab. Is that right? Yes. To knock over the large domino in
28:59the lab. Who are we going to see first? Attempting to knock over a domino, it's Brie Domicel.
29:05How? Do we have a set of dominoes? That's not going to be a math ball. Dominoes with things
29:14that aren't dominoes. Is it the plan? Books. Books is the plan. Just be careful, Paul. Oh.
29:25It works. I could throw a ball. Paul. Yes. New plan. Try and get the books down here and
29:33I'm going to start pegging balls down here to hit it. Okay. Is that the Bible? Good Catholic
29:40girl. The Bible wouldn't screw me over, would it? Oh! No, no, no, no, no! Oh, shit. It was
29:48the freaking Bible. I knew Jesus hated me. My physics are right. We should hit this and hit
29:55those books. Are we ready? Born to New Zealand. What happened? You've got to be kidding me,
30:16Paul. You ready? Ready. It's going over the top again, Paul. Hold on. You're joking. I'm happy with that.
30:39Okay. See you, Paul. Thank you, Brie. So, how long did it take, Brie? From the start of her attempt,
30:50launching the ball to the domino falling over in the lab, 21 seconds. Wow. I'll take it.
30:56So, the longer, the better. So, 21 seconds. Not bad. At this point, it's the best. Just as one falling
31:04domino must lead to the fall of another, so too must the end of one part of Taskmaster lead to an ad
31:10break. We'll see you after this. Tēnā tātou katoa. Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians
31:27are giving up their dignity in the hopes of winning some adult nappies and a dead man's ashes.
31:32Where were we, Paul? Our comedians were attempting to knock over the domino in the lab starting on
31:38the stairs. The goal is to take as long as possible from your attempt starting to the domino falling
31:44over. So far, we've seen Brie knock over the domino with a b-ball and the b-bull. The bible.
31:51Up next, it's Pax and Jackie. I need to blindfold you. Can you see? No. Okay. So, all I need,
32:02a very thin, invisible fishing line. And stop. Handrail is here. Wait there. It's almost invisible.
32:13It is, isn't it? Yeah, I can see how fish fall for it. All right. Okay. Okay. I'm starting now. One step forward.
32:26I'm still trying. Guys, taking ages. Now stop. Now tell me your five favourite films.
32:39Is this part of the attempt? Yeah. It's taking so long. Are you still there? Yes.
32:47Number three. Home Alone 2 lost in New York. Okay. I'm starting to become a bit taut. And stop. Rank, bread,
32:57rice, pasta, noodles or potato? It's really tough. I know. It is really tough. How long's that been so far?
33:08I can't say. No. Well, just wait. Has it been over a minute? I can't say. Sorry.
33:16Now open the curtain in front of you. Kick your left leg forward fast.
33:27Finish.
33:33Very clever.
33:36With the fishing line, I think the question is, so where does the attempt start?
33:40So she was claiming when she started the motion, that was the start.
33:44And when the domino fell? Yes, because I very carefully, carefully left slack all the way up.
33:49Is it technically touching the domino to be touching something that's touching the domino?
33:53Whoa. Just out of interest. I have no horse in this race.
33:57Well, you do have a horse. We do. You're our horse.
33:59Yeah. Well then, as a person with a horse in the race, does it count?
34:03We'll get to that, I think, at the judging time and we'll work that out.
34:07Pax, why were you asking him those questions on the way down?
34:10Just curious. Oh.
34:12Your list for the five carbs, I remember it being weird.
34:16I was ranking them based on, on their own, without, so rice, like without a curry.
34:21By that logic, I thought potatoes could be a french fry.
34:26Mmm.
34:29I love it when white people sync up.
34:32You like to know their times.
34:33Love to hear their times, thanks Paul.
34:35So Jackie's attempt took 1 minute 12 seconds. Pax, 8 minutes 32.
34:41Wow. Nice.
34:45Well done.
34:46Okay, whose domino to send are we seeing next, Paul?
34:48Will they dominate the dominoes or will they dominot?
34:51It's Alice and Jack.
34:54Oh wow, it's a big one.
34:57Okay.
34:58Hold that there, would you?
34:59Okay.
35:00Can you stretch to hold this one as well, do you reckon?
35:03No.
35:04Alright, I'm going to the shed to look for some equipment.
35:07Okay.
35:08I'll get a ball and then we make a trail maybe.
35:12This would slowly fill with water and push that out there.
35:16Alright, we're just going to start bringing some balls into the house.
35:20Tub there.
35:21What's the wheelbarrow for?
35:22It's going to have all the balls in it.
35:24Do you want to go stand on the balcony and I'll throw the hose at you?
35:26Uh-huh.
35:28Oh, I touched it.
35:30Yes!
35:31I am going to do a tester.
35:37Shit!
35:42Not ideal.
35:43Okay.
35:44Can you give me a hand with this?
35:45Tell me if you need a break.
35:47I need a break!
35:49So you want it to be a ramp on the stairs?
35:52Spectacular!
35:54Okay, let's go have a test run, eh?
35:56Okay.
35:57Geronimo!
36:07So then you go through that door?
36:08No.
36:09Oh.
36:11I'm feeling deflated.
36:13Taking some more.
36:14Alright, I'll do a test.
36:21No!
36:25What happened?
36:26I lost my call, I'm sorry.
36:28You've got five minutes.
36:29I've got a last minute idea.
36:30I'll start the hose on your signal.
36:32What's my signal?
36:33You yell to me.
36:34Okay.
36:35Okay.
36:36Are you at the hose?
36:37Alice?
36:38Yeah?
36:39What are you doing?
36:40I'm waiting for you to put the hose on.
36:41I'm waiting for the signal.
36:42The signal's now.
36:43Well, yell when the signal is...
36:44Hose!
36:45I said hose!
36:46Come on!
36:47All the way!
36:48All the way!
36:49Okay.
36:50One more try!
36:51Oh, Paul it's starting to flood.
36:54She's been taking too good.
36:55I'll take it.
36:56I'm waiting for you to put the hose on.
36:57I'm waiting for you to put the hose on.
36:59I'm waiting for the signal.
37:01The signals now.
37:02Well, yell when the signal is...
37:03Ho, I said hose.
37:04Come on!
37:05All the way!
37:06All the way!
37:07Okay.
37:08One more try!
37:10Oh, Paul it's starting to flood.
37:1217 seconds.
37:15I touch the hose I'm the release the ball
37:24come on
37:31I think that's the end of my attempt what happened it's hard to describe exactly
37:37where I went wrong but I think at multiple stages over and over again
37:41thank you Alice thank you Paul
37:50both of you started with quite lofty ideas of how you were going to do it and
37:55in the end it boiled down to a pretty simple idea of just kicking a ball down
37:59and hoping that it ran over the domino I think we should focus on the fact that
38:03the task was knock over the domino longest attempt wins I rest my case
38:12Alice I enjoyed when you were carrying the table and you said before if you're
38:18looking for a break just and then you immediately needed a break I just wanted
38:24to introduce the concept of a break so those guys didn't finish the task yes so
38:32Alice and Jack failed to knock over the dominoes yeah Brie 21 seconds Jackie one
38:38minute 12 seconds packs eight minutes and 32 seconds okay so in terms of the
38:44scoring it's zero for Alice zero for Jack so they didn't complete the task three
38:49for Brie four for Jackie five for Pax Society
38:56right it's time for a break but don't go anywhere because when we come back it's
39:02the moment we've all been waiting for the incredible event we've been building
39:06towards for years that's right it's the 57th live task of taskmaster New Zealand
39:12see you soon
39:16good Arnold welcome back to taskmaster if you're just joining us I hope you're a fan of live
39:30tasks because that's the only bit we've got left but before we get there Paul could you give us a
39:36school board update please in first place with 14 points Jackie Van Beek
39:43head on up to the stage for the live task everyone let's get into it
39:51right who's reading out the task this time Paul Jackie Van Beek oh dear do you want me to um I can bite it off
40:00I'm gonna get these off I'm gonna get these off
40:02yeah
40:05unbox the box oh and deliver its contents to the sandbox you must correctly wear
40:13your boxing gloves throughout first to unbox the items and deliver it to the
40:18sandbox wins on my whistle
40:23oh I've got it I've got it I don't have it I think I've got it oh Paul you bastard
40:35oh there's more than one there's more than one where is it oh Jesus can you guys
40:44play by the rules oh there's multiple I thought there was one no oh no
40:57oh oh oh oh they're real eggs
41:05Pax don't be a bully don't talk to me
41:08you you dumb dumb head no Pax that's what a bully would say shut up okay up on stage please
41:20is that mine
41:24oh
41:27take it down Bri finish the task I'm sorry Bri
41:33you got it
41:38come on down and we'll score it
41:54okay so two of our contestants did not get all four eggs into the sandbox there was four Pax got three
42:02out of four eggs Bri only two out of four eggs
42:05of the other three it's about the fastest Jackie 22 seconds
42:11happy with that Alice 19 seconds
42:15unhappy you're taking the puff
42:17Jack 40 seconds
42:24so that means one point for Bri two points for Pax three points for Jack four points for Jackie and five
42:30points for Alice Sneddon okay so should we have a sneaky little peek Paul at the series scores of course
42:41out and first with a hundred and eleven points
42:43out and first with a hundred and eleven points Jackie Van Beek
42:49nice
42:49how does she do it
42:51so who has won this episode though Paul
42:54that means the winner of episode seven with a monster 18 points it's Jackie Van Beek
43:00congratulations Jackie
43:05go and collect your excellent load chip items and be sure to have the best possible drive home
43:12another episode filled with incredible lessons we've learnt that Jackie Van Beek is an adult hip hopper
43:18and no one's crutch is safe around packs and a golf club
43:24and most importantly we've learnt that Jackie Van Beek is the winner of episode seven
43:29we'll see you next time
43:32cocky piano good night
43:42a party trick
43:58oh yeah
44:03bingo
44:04i will never forgive you
44:06bros metaphor has fallen on hard times
44:08huh i know for a fact she's not fallen on hard times
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