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00:00Hooooooooooool!
00:12Yes!
00:14Oh, man.
00:16Au revoir!
00:20Yah!
00:21Oh! No!
00:22Ha ha ha!
00:23Ooh!
00:26Ha!
00:30Ho!
00:35Ho!
00:36Ho!
00:37And welcome to the most important event in the televisual calendar.
00:41The series finale of Taskmaster.
00:44My name is Jeremy Wells and once again we find ourselves marvelling at these five deeply weird human beings.
00:51Over the past nine episodes we've seen them fall and rise, but mostly fall.
00:56Soon it will be all over.
00:58And you can once again go on Reddit and complain about how I score things.
01:03Just let me say, I don't care and I never will.
01:07Because I am the Taskmaster.
01:12And tonight we'll find out which of our five comedians will go home with this.
01:17The golden Taskmaster trophy.
01:20The other four will leave with nothing but memories that they'll never forget no matter how hard they try.
01:26Here to win my magnificent golden bust.
01:30For the last time, please welcome Alice Sneddon.
01:33Yeah!
01:34Yeah!
01:35Yeah!
01:36Brie Tomasfeld.
01:37Yeah!
01:38Yeah!
01:39Jack Anset.
01:40Yeah!
01:41Yeah!
01:42And Jackie Vanbeat.
01:43Yeah!
01:44Yeah!
01:45Yeah!
01:46And Pat Sasati.
01:47Yeah!
01:48Yeah!
01:49Yeah!
01:50By my side a man who will gorge himself on nuts, berries, and salmon right after we've finished this episode,
01:54until we start filming series 7, it's Paul Williams!
02:01Jeremy, what I've decided to do is a huge stunt.
02:07The producers said, Paul, don't risk it.
02:09Your body is too fragile.
02:12But I'm going to do it.
02:20I need a run-up.
02:24Wow, and I'm not hurt at all.
02:39Is that it?
02:40Yeah, yeah, that's it.
02:41Is that all you need me for?
02:42Yeah, yeah.
02:46Wow.
02:49Thanks, Tom.
02:51Let's get to it.
02:52What prize task did we ask our contestants to bring in tonight?
02:55The best thing that rhymes with information.
03:00Hmm.
03:01Okay.
03:02Jackie.
03:03I don't know if I have mentioned this, but I did an undergraduate degree at Victoria University specialising in linguistics.
03:11Did you?
03:12So for me, this is the dream prize task.
03:15Knowing that Jeremy is going to judge this on the purest rhyme, I have offered up this.
03:23Shin.
03:24Shin.
03:25Okay.
03:27So you've rhymed information.
03:29Yes.
03:30And shin.
03:31So you just cut the end of information off and then...
03:33It's like cutting a foreskin off and then trying to put it back on.
03:38Pags, what did you bring in?
03:41I've brought my foreskin.
03:42No, I haven't.
03:43What I have noticed with you, oh grand poobah, is that you like risk.
03:50So what I've done is I've actually put my marriage at risk.
03:53I've rhymed information with documentation.
03:58And I have brought my daughter's actual birth certificate.
04:03This is an interesting prize because it's incredibly valuable to your family.
04:09Deeply.
04:10But absolutely worthless to everybody else.
04:13Can I just point out, his marriage was already on the rocks before.
04:18And doesn't that increase the jeopardy?
04:20Literally, okay, I was leaving to come to Taskmaster and my wife said to me,
04:24you didn't take the birth certificate, did you?
04:26And I said, no.
04:29Alice.
04:30Well Jeremy, I know you love Helsinki, so I've brought in a Finn vacation.
04:35So that's an actual ticket?
04:39Yeah, that's a genuine ticket.
04:40It does unfortunately leave from London, so you do have to make your way there.
04:45How much was the ticket?
04:46Is that relevant?
04:49It was 29 pounds.
04:51Brie, what have you brought in?
04:53Jeremy, something I know about you is you're a feminist.
04:56And I love that about you.
04:57Which is why, what rhymes with information?
05:00It's the ultimate symbol of divine creation.
05:05Lactation.
05:07Wow.
05:09Wow.
05:11So is this your breast milk?
05:13That is a great question Jeremy.
05:15I've got it here.
05:17You can actually buy anything on Facebook Marketplace these days.
05:21Sarah in Te Aratu, thank you so much. Cheers.
05:30It's sour.
05:31It's actually delicious.
05:33I love some.
05:34You're going to have a home.
05:35Wow, okay.
05:37I tell you.
05:39Get in there Jeremy, get in.
05:43Down the hatch.
05:44Mama.
05:49I feel like she's been eating dal.
05:53Jack.
05:54Yeah, do you know what a Lynn formation is Jeremy?
05:57No.
05:58I gathered a bunch of women called Lynn.
06:03Outside Lynn Mall.
06:06And got them to stand in formation.
06:09There they are, there they are.
06:11Yeah.
06:14Yeah.
06:16Very nice.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Incredibly difficult to organise.
06:21So, whoever wins this episode takes home the Lynn's?
06:25Absolutely.
06:27Can I just say that I am so deeply impressed with all of the efforts,
06:31but I do actually think if we're looking at monetary value for the prize,
06:34I mean the mannequin leg, £129, wins the...
06:37Jackie, you're getting one point.
06:38Oh, come on.
06:39Do you know how expensive divorce is going to be?
06:43It's going to cost me thousands.
06:44It is going to cost you thousands because you've got two points for that too.
06:47Oh.
06:49Three points for you, Alice.
06:51I would have given you more points if you had a return flight in there.
06:54Four points for Brie, because I love a bit of breast milk.
06:58Oh, me too.
06:59But I've got to say, the Lynn's inspired.
07:02Well done, Jack.
07:03Five points for Jack.
07:04Wow.
07:05I really believe it.
07:06Very good.
07:07And could we get a season score update please, Paul?
07:10In first place with 150 points, it's Jackie Van Beek.
07:15But it's close.
07:17It's close.
07:19Okay, I'm ready for the first proper task of the last episode of the season, Paul.
07:22It's time to go pig or go home.
07:32Hello, Jackie.
07:33Hi, Paul.
07:36Ooh, arts and crafts.
07:39Oh, it's an egg.
07:44Protect the pig.
07:45You may not move the pig.
07:47You may only use one of the building materials on the plinths.
07:52Ah, I see.
07:54If you build with the straws, the big bad wolf will arrive in 18 minutes.
07:58Ooh, I like the sound of that.
08:00If you build with the sticks, the big bad wolf will arrive in 12 minutes.
08:04And if you build with the bricks, they're not even bricks.
08:07It's just polystyrene.
08:08The big bad wolf will arrive in six minutes.
08:11What are you going to do to the pig?
08:12I'm not going to do anything.
08:13The big bad wolf, though, I can't speak for.
08:20Jackie, have you had some experience with the big bad wolf in the past?
08:23Some kind of sexual experience with her and her all day?
08:26No, I just thought...
08:27You seem kind of turned on by it.
08:29No, I'm a team player.
08:30I was like, I'd love me and the wolf to kind of do this together.
08:33I think maybe I got the wrong end of the stick there.
08:35Yeah, okay.
08:36Shall we have a look at them?
08:37First up, it's Jack, Bree and Alice.
08:40I'm probably going to go for the sticks.
08:41I'll go with sticks.
08:44The straws.
08:46Okay.
08:48It's been a while since I used a hot glue gun.
08:50Oh shit, ow!
08:51Try and avoid touching the glue.
08:53Ah! Ah!
08:55Ow!
08:56That one was hot.
08:57Worth it.
08:59You okay?
09:00Yeah, just general pain.
09:01What's the general pain?
09:02Trying to focus on something really hard with you asking me really annoying questions.
09:06Ow!
09:07Ooh!
09:08Ow!
09:09We're going to go for a big amount across the top.
09:10What's this you're doing?
09:11Kind of creating a hot barrier.
09:13This has really not gone according to plan.
09:16Shhh!
09:18Tools down.
09:20Right, bring on the wolf.
09:22Don't move.
09:23I don't have a good feeling.
09:25This is terrifying.
09:28Oh.
09:29Big bad wolf ready for launch.
09:30Three.
09:31Paul!
09:32What is that?
09:33Two.
09:34You don't have to do this.
09:35One.
09:36What is that, Paul?
09:37Is it a water balloon?
09:39Is that a beer with the egg?
09:41Oh!
09:42Oh!
09:43We're going to get the truth.
09:45Yeah!
09:50He's all right?
09:51You think so?
09:52I think he's just having a nap.
09:54You happy with that?
09:56No.
09:57Don't touch that.
09:58I was going to go bury it.
09:59You want to bury the egg?
10:01Well, I kind of want closure.
10:03You want to say a few words, Paul?
10:05Rest in peace, pig.
10:07I'm sorry that the builder of your house
10:10didn't build a more solid house.
10:13I mean.
10:14I mean.
10:15Thank you, Jack.
10:24You guys know the story of the three little pigs?
10:26The whole idea of the story is that the
10:28the sticks and the straw don't protect the pigs.
10:31Is it?
10:32Oh my god, it is!
10:34The big bad wolf comes and huffs and puffs and blows
10:36the sticks and blows down the straw.
10:38I thought they all go down to the market.
10:40No, that's a different group of pigs.
10:42I didn't stand a chance.
10:45Well, it's time for an ad break, but don't be gone too long.
10:48You know how your mother and I worry about you.
10:49We'll see you soon.
10:50Welcome back to Cast Master.
10:51What are we doing, Paul?
10:52The contestants are building a house to protect the egg pig from the big bad water balloon wolf.
11:00Okay, who's up next?
11:01Aspiring architects Asadi and Van Beek.
11:02I'm going sticks.
11:03Oh no, I'm going bricks.
11:04The bricks, purely because I would like to meet the wolf ASAP.
11:07Your time starts now.
11:08Six minutes.
11:09I wonder if I should just wait for the wolf and then do the task when he or she arrives.
11:10Um, that might be tough.
11:11Ah!
11:12This is hot glue.
11:13Yeah, yeah.
11:14That'll burn you.
11:15This is not good, Paul.
11:16I chose the wrong material.
11:17I chose the wrong material.
11:18Oh, no.
11:19Oh, no.
11:20I'm going bricks.
11:21I'm going sticks.
11:22I'm going sticks.
11:23Oh, no.
11:24I'm going bricks.
11:25The bricks, purely because I would like to meet the wolf ASAP.
11:27Your time starts now.
11:28Six minutes.
11:29I wonder if I should just wait for the wolf and then do the task when he or she arrives.
11:33Um, that might be tough.
11:34Ah!
11:35This is hot glue.
11:36Yeah, yeah.
11:37That'll burn you.
11:38This is not good, Paul.
11:40I chose the wrong material.
11:42You've got 4 minutes 50.
11:48Okay.
11:49It's turbo time.
11:50So is this turbo time?
11:51This is turbo time.
11:52How much time?
11:5333 seconds.
11:54Okay.
11:55What is this?
11:56A decoy?
11:57This is a decoy.
11:58That's right.
11:59I'm building a house.
12:00As soon as there's five seconds, tell me.
12:01What are you going to do in that last five seconds?
12:02I'm going to knock you out.
12:03Ah!
12:04Five seconds.
12:05Hands off.
12:06You've gone with your classic decoy house.
12:11Yep.
12:12Stand on the mat, please.
12:14Oh no, that's not a wolf.
12:18It is a wolf.
12:20It just looks like I've aggressively pissed my pants.
12:38I was like making it a sprinkler.
12:40Oh my gosh.
12:42Look at it.
12:43Oh, hello.
12:44You're fine.
12:45The pig is alive.
12:47The pig is safe!
12:49My pleasure, little man.
12:51The pig is safe!
12:54Feels good.
12:55Do you want to try it?
12:56The pig is safe.
12:58Oh man, really let it go.
12:59The pig is safe!
13:02Try it one more time.
13:03The pig is safe!
13:05So pathetic.
13:10Pax, is it hard when you complete a task so successfully
13:13and then you don't have any money to celebrate with?
13:15Yeah, it's a real let down.
13:17I'm also shocked that I did so well in that task
13:19because genuinely, all I could think about
13:21was how like a couple of weeks before
13:23my wife and I were doing The Big Bad Wolf
13:25and Little Red Riding Hood's grandma
13:27but in the bedroom.
13:31Wow.
13:32That's like a variation of our usual
13:33which is refugee and UN agent.
13:35That's what we need.
13:36That's hot.
13:37That's hot.
13:38That's hot though.
13:39That is hot.
13:40My application is usually denied but
13:42Yeah, I bet it is.
13:45So we've got Jackie and Pax both saved the pig
13:48and then obviously Alice, Bree and Jack killed the pig.
13:52I think you guys still deserve some points
13:54because you built a structure
13:55and I think the structures were quite good.
13:57I reckon two points for Alice,
13:59two points for Bree,
14:00two points for Jack
14:01and I think five points for Jackie,
14:03five points for Pax.
14:04Nice.
14:05Very nice.
14:06We'll take that.
14:07We'll take that.
14:08So, good time to have some episode scores I reckon about now.
14:11In first equal, it's Jack Ansett and Pax Asadi.
14:15A boy's note.
14:17Wow.
14:18How about another task, Paul?
14:19Sure thing, Jeremy.
14:21This scat C Attilet Richty.
14:28Hi Paul.
14:29Hello Jackie.
14:30Sent me over there so I could walk this way.
14:33Don't bring that up.
14:34Hi Paul!
14:44Oh.
14:45Hold on.
14:46What?
14:47It's on the other side.
14:48It's on the other side.
14:49Brag a flea.
14:51Set fast is NW.
14:53Don't know what that means.
14:54R U item dart set hewn oi depone hit stack.
15:01Huh?
15:02What in the world?
15:04Uh, okay.
15:05I'm gonna give that a strong pass.
15:07No thank you.
15:08What?
15:09Not interested.
15:10Not interested in what?
15:11Don't know what it means.
15:12Lunch.
15:15Glad you weren't cracking codes for us in World War 2 Jackie.
15:19Just give it a strong pass.
15:20Let's go for lunch.
15:21I was completely bamboozled.
15:23And I still can't remember whether I worked it out.
15:25The success you've had by not understanding ever what's going on
15:29is astonishing.
15:33Okay.
15:34Who's up first?
15:35It's our team of three working at their best.
15:37Individually.
15:38It's Jack, Jackie and Pax.
15:40Oi depone hit stack.
15:43What the hell?
15:45I don't know what any of the words mean.
15:48You're just gonna stare at me?
15:49Yes.
15:50Okay well I'm just gonna stare at you until you help me.
15:52Because you're um, you're my assistant aren't you?
15:54I'm the taskmaster's assistant.
15:56But you're kind of also my assistant.
15:57Not at all.
15:58Is this some kind of like cryptic thing that I have to figure out?
16:01It's a puzzle.
16:02Yeah?
16:03Oh okay.
16:04Maybe every word is just muddled up.
16:06That might be it.
16:07What if I change around the letters?
16:08Okay let's change around the letters.
16:09Okay let's change around the letters.
16:10It's gonna be grab.
16:11Oh ah ah ah ah ah.
16:13Grab.
16:14So I think it's grab a.
16:16Grab a flea.
16:18Grab a leaf.
16:19Leaf.
16:20Grab a leaf.
16:21Grab a leaf.
16:22Oh my god I'm getting this.
16:23Oh my god.
16:24Fastest wins.
16:27Wait there's more though.
16:28Your time started when you opened the.
16:37Come with me Paul.
16:42I've stopped the clock.
16:46Is that a leaf?
16:47Yeah.
16:48Stop the clock.
16:49I have a leaf.
16:50I've stopped the clock.
16:51Why?
16:53Because you've completed the task.
16:56Are you serious?
16:57Yeah.
17:02Jackie.
17:03It all makes sense now.
17:04So you thought Paul was your assistant all along.
17:06Yeah.
17:07And you must have been really annoyed at him.
17:09This whole series.
17:10Well yeah.
17:11I mean I found him very.
17:12Like back and kind of reserve.
17:14Unhelpful.
17:15Yeah.
17:16Hex when you figured it out.
17:17Instead of sort of running and doing it.
17:18You just sort of took Paul for a little stroll.
17:20I noticed.
17:21Yeah well these guys.
17:22I think they continued to read.
17:24And I just saw grab a leaf.
17:25And I didn't realise that it was a time constraint.
17:27So I thought we'd just go for a little wee walk to a tree.
17:31In terms of timers.
17:32Pax.
17:333 minutes 19.
17:34Wow.
17:35Jackie.
17:362 minutes 37.
17:37Wow.
17:38Whoa.
17:39Jack.
17:402 minutes 23.
17:41No.
17:42There's no way.
17:43What the hell?
17:44Okay.
17:45What?
17:46What did I do?
17:49We'll be right back after these very direct messages.
17:54Begging you to purchase something.
17:55We'll see you soon.
17:56No my animal.
17:57Welcome back to Taskmaster.
17:58Where our comedians are battling it out for a holiday four of them can't use.
18:15What's going on Paul?
18:16Our contestants just have to grab a leaf.
18:19Unfortunately there was a mix up at the task printing factory and the words got scrambled.
18:26You can't trust child labour.
18:28Next up.
18:29Trying to unjumble the words.
18:32It's Reeb and Celia.
18:34Is it just that the words are mixed up?
18:36So what could brag turn into be?
18:38Grab?
18:39Ooh.
18:40Grab a something.
18:41Can I borrow your phone?
18:42I don't have a phone.
18:43Have you got wifi?
18:44No.
18:45You've got 4G.
18:46What do you want me to look at?
18:47Just google.
18:48Brag a flea.
18:49Actually can you open chat GBT?
18:50What could flea turn into be?
18:52F E.
18:55We'll leave that one.
18:56Grab a something.
18:57What are you going to do to that one?
18:58Just leaving that one for now.
19:00Cause I can't figure it out.
19:01Leave it.
19:02So you're still trying to google?
19:04I've never felt more like my parents.
19:08My mum.
19:09I wish I could call my mum.
19:10What would your mum say?
19:11She does these word games everyday.
19:13Can I have my tablet back please?
19:15No.
19:24Come on mum.
19:27Your call has been forwarded.
19:28Thanks a lot mum!
19:30Brag a flea.
19:31Do you think it's I put the things round in a different order?
19:35F E L A.
19:38Fella?
19:39Grab a fella.
19:40Grab a leaf.
19:43Grab a leaf.
19:44F E A L.
19:47What's that?
19:48Grab a feel.
19:51Come here Paul!
19:56It's not that.
19:57Okay.
19:58Fastest wins.
19:59L E A F.
20:00L E A F.
20:05Leaf!
20:06Grab a leaf!
20:10Stop the clock.
20:12Got it!
20:13Dear Mum.
20:15Thanks for answering.
20:17Not send.
20:19Send.
20:25Is your mother screen a lot of your calls Bri?
20:27Um, in fairness to her it's a good decision because most of the time they're prank calls.
20:34So Alice you Googled the saying because you thought maybe that Paul had got it from the internet?
20:40I don't know what happened there.
20:43I watched that and I don't recognise the person.
20:46I do.
20:50Well, you don't know your times yet.
20:52Mmm.
20:53And sometimes the end visual can be deceiving.
20:57Paul, Paul you wouldn't say something like that to me if you didn't mean it.
21:01What was Alice's time Paul?
21:02Alice was 8 minutes 48.
21:04Oh.
21:05It's not good.
21:06And Brie, 13 minutes 42.
21:08Oh.
21:10That's a lot Mum!
21:13So that's one point for Brie, two points for Alice, three points for Pax, four points for Jackie, and five points for Jack Ansett.
21:21Wow.
21:22Okay, I am ready for another task here.
21:24It's our last task from The Beautiful Rainbow's End.
21:27Oh gosh.
21:28And in this one things could get a little bit bumpy.
21:34Oh.
21:42Paul?
21:44No, Paul.
21:46That makes me nervous in my funny places.
21:51Oh, I ripped it.
21:53Bump Paul's boat.
21:55Paul?
21:58Okay, that's Paul.
21:59Fastest to bump Paul's boat wins.
22:02Your time starts...
22:03When you hear the horn.
22:04Oh, this is going to be fun.
22:06I don't know how to drive one of these things.
22:09Alrighty Paul.
22:11Oh shit.
22:12Oh Jesus.
22:14Okay.
22:15I don't know how to work this thing.
22:20Wow.
22:21There seems like some fun for the last film task of the season.
22:24Oh yeah.
22:25I can smell the chlorine and I can smell the two stroke.
22:28This task fills me with dread.
22:31Yeah.
22:32Who are we going to see first?
22:33She was born to sail the seas.
22:36It's Breeze Thomasale.
22:39Paul, are you ready to be my little bitch?
22:41Not at all.
22:42Oh, Paulie, Paulie, Paulie, Paulie.
22:44Yeah, Paulie, Paulie, Paulie.
22:47Paul, I've got some to tell ya.
22:49Let's make a deal.
22:50I'll give you 50 months if you let me bump you.
22:53This is tempting.
22:54How long do I have to stay still for?
22:57I'm going to say at least two minutes.
22:59Is that a deal?
23:00Yeah, we've got a deal.
23:02Oh, I've got it.
23:04I want to get this done, Paul.
23:05My crotch is getting wet and not in a good way.
23:09That is not staying still, Paul.
23:11What was that?
23:13I've got you now, Paulie.
23:16Oh, you bastard.
23:17Paul, what happened to our deal?
23:19Now my bumper boat's on the piss.
23:21Paul, I'm going to get back in the boat.
23:23You should come back down here.
23:24I'll think about it.
23:29Come on, Paulie!
23:32Oh, my God!
23:35You're going to leave me there, Paul!
23:39You left me here.
23:40Oh, I am here!
23:42Go!
23:44Yes!
23:47Take it home, Bailey.
23:48Hold on.
23:49Don't touch it now.
23:50You're asleep.
23:52I can get on to the lawnhouse, Paul.
23:57That's so f***ing Paul!
24:00It's not...
24:02It's so cool!
24:04It's so cool!
24:06It's so cool!
24:08Oh, my God!
24:11Oh, my God!
24:12Oh, damn it!
24:13Oh, my God!
24:14There's four on this!
24:16There's four on this!
24:18It's so cool!
24:22It's so cool!
24:23It's so cool!
24:25Oh, my God!
24:27No, no, no!
24:32I've stopped the clock.
24:34The whole time?
24:35I was just waiting for you.
24:51Oh my god.
24:53Phenomenal camouflage, Paul.
24:55Very impressive.
24:57This must have been a frustrating task, Bree.
24:59Honestly, this one nearly broke me.
25:01you and your whole family, Paul.
25:05At one point you got out of the boat
25:07but you had no plan
25:09of how you were going to get back in
25:11and the boat was just spinning around
25:13and around. I will say we did make a deal.
25:15You said you...
25:19You said you'd give me
25:21I think $50 if I stayed
25:23still for a bit.
25:27Come and see me after the show.
25:29Okay, in terms of timing, Paul?
25:33Um, 20 minutes 57.
25:35Alright, before we carry on
25:37let's take a few minutes for the opposite
25:39of camouflage.
25:41Advertisements.
25:43Welcome back to Taskmaster.
25:57What's all this I'm hearing about
25:59bumper boats, Paul?
26:01Well Jeremy, our contestants are attempting
26:03to bump me in a bumper boat.
26:05Who's up next Paul?
26:07who love being grouped together.
26:09It's Jack, Pax and Jackie.
26:11I'm coming Paul.
26:13I'm gonna getcha.
26:15Why am I spinning?
26:23Why is it spinning?
26:25Why am I spinning?
26:27Paul!
26:29What do you want?
26:31Can you come here? I need to tell you something.
26:33Paul, I'm just gonna come and have a little chat to you.
26:35Come here. I'm gonna tell you something.
26:37You can just tell me through the walkie-talkie.
26:39We're connected by walkie-talkies.
26:45I feel like you have a faster one.
26:47Mine's actually slower if you can believe it.
26:49Paul, just come here. Paul.
26:51Why am I doing that?
26:53Why am I going that way?
26:59Okay, here we go.
27:01I got you now Paul.
27:03I got you now Paul.
27:05I think it'd be more fun if you waited a little bit.
27:07I feel like this is it.
27:09I feel like this is it.
27:11I don't feel like this is it.
27:13I'm just gonna...
27:15I won't tag you.
27:17I won't tag you.
27:19I can feel it.
27:21I feel like you're getting further away.
27:23I can feel it.
27:25I can feel it.
27:27I can feel it.
27:29Okay.
27:31I mean, he's not playing Paul.
27:33Can someone please go get my cell phone and pass it to me?
27:35I've got an idea.
27:37I'm coming Paul.
27:39I'm coming.
27:41Oh no.
27:43Here we go, here we go, here we go.
27:45Come here.
27:47No way!
27:51Oh thank god!
27:53Yes!
27:55Hey Paul, stop the time.
27:57What do you mean stop the task?
27:59I just bumped a message you sent me on Facebook.
28:03I bumped her.
28:05Did you see it?
28:06I bumped you.
28:07You bumped me.
28:08You definitely bumped me.
28:09I bumped you.
28:10Did you see that?
28:11I bumped you.
28:12I bumped you, dude.
28:13Well we've got cameras so if you didn't bump me, we'll know you didn't bump me.
28:17Wait a minute.
28:18Can you lift your visor?
28:19What do you mean?
28:20Can you lift your visor up?
28:21I don't know what you're talking about.
28:22Your leg is a lot thinner than I remember.
28:23My legs look regular to me.
28:24Okay.
28:25Okay.
28:27I'm not sure, I'm sure.
28:28You got a camera so if you didn't bump me we will know you didn't bump me.
28:33Wait a minute.
28:35Can you lift your visor up?
28:36What do you mean?
28:37Can you-can you lift your visor up?
28:40I don't know what you're talking about.
28:41Your legs are a lot thinner.
28:43I remember.
28:45My legs look regular to me.
28:49oh man jackie you're saying why am i turning in circles you were steering the boat i know
29:01yeah i i am stunned i'm sorry i'm stunned that was genius well pax just about bumped paul by
29:07accident i i actually want to cry yeah i i i think i've had a lot of i'm so stressed right now you
29:14were right beside him and then you looked at his leg and you thought that's not paul's leg
29:18but then paul went yes it is and he went oh yeah i just thought like maybe that day he felt a little
29:23bit anemic this is what gets me about this show and i wish i could now start the show now knowing
29:29what i know is that nothing is what it seems no and i know you more and i know that you're just like
29:34deceitful little shit you're a little shit you're a piece of shit you're trying to prick us and embarrass
29:40us i'm telling you and i'm sick of your shit paul i'm sick of your shit go i was gonna say
29:48this is the last taped task and i was going to ask if you had any reflections of your time on the
29:53show you know what my reflection is jeremy go yourself
29:56wow so um one thing to note to bump a message is obviously to um you know sort of bring back
30:03an old message uh but he he bumped his own message oh this is the first time in the series where i
30:20support jack's outrage yeah i do support that yeah um okay let's talk about times yeah jack
30:26didn't bump me he took 19 minutes 42 wow jackie also didn't bump me six minutes 24
30:32pax 21 minutes 33 but again he did not bump me right okay so there is one person who we haven't
30:42shown yet yes let's go to break she loves to be out on the water so much she can't even spell
30:51her name without the c it's alice paul can you hear me yes
31:00don't be a little bitch come and bump me what are you doing now
31:09is there a ghost driving your bumble boat
31:24so you think if any of these boats bump me that counts as you bumping me that's game over
31:36so what's the plan here you're trying to bump me with this ring
31:45are you enjoying this task
31:50who are you oh oh i'm so annoyed
32:12oh i'm going over my head
32:17paul yeah i broke the boat
32:31oh shit oh i really fucked that
32:38come here come here come here um i just bumped you
32:55so you bumped me by throwing a stone at me yeah
32:59and you think that constitutes a bump do you not think that counts
33:04it'll be up to the taskmaster well i want your opinion
33:07i don't have an opinion well have an opinion
33:11if you're happy with that you can go
33:14well i'm not happy with it
33:16thank you alice
33:19wow
33:22wow well you tried
33:25watching that footage back i did notice that those boats i released did bump him
33:33they did come near and i i did lean out and i i pushed one away but it's a bump
33:38you were not in any of those boats you released a whole lot of boats
33:41jeremy the boats were there on my behalf
33:44you released a whole lot of boats and actually hold on you also broke one of the bumper boats
33:50with some terrible loose rope work have you paid for that yet
33:53i was told that was covered by insurance
33:56so how long was alice faffing around in the thing for her attempt lasted 25 minutes 18
34:03and yeah she she did throw a small pebble that did hit me thoughts on that no
34:11i threw the pebble
34:14by that stage you were desperate
34:16i don't deny that
34:18i don't feel like zero points is fair for the people who didn't bump
34:22i'm happy to give everyone who didn't bump one
34:25and then five points for brie who bumped you
34:28wow okay incredible
34:29well done brie
34:32right season six of taskmaster is almost over but i've found a way to drag it out a little
34:37bit longer it involves playing some ads we'll see you on the other side
34:40welcome back to the season finale of taskmaster
34:57it's almost time to hand out my golden noggin which makes for a great stand for your headphones
35:03and a rather distracting hood ornament
35:05there's still one more task to complete
35:08but before we get to that paul
35:10can we have a scoreboard update for the episode
35:13he's going out with a bang with 13 points it's jack ansett
35:17all right everyone
35:20head up to the stage for the final task of the season
35:25okay paul who's reading out the final task
35:31alice snedder
35:33build a paper plane and fly it the furthest
35:36your plane must resemble a plane each round the shortest distance will be eliminated each round your building time will be halved
35:45i take it you've all made paper planes you were good paul and i spent literally 22 minutes watching a paper airplane tutorial
35:54and i made an incredible paper plane that impressed the whole crowd you had to be there
36:00obviously it is permissible if you want to check out the expertise of the other players would that be seen as sneaky
36:06you've got two minutes you can definitely take a peek
36:09because i'm really starting with nothing
36:11oh come on man
36:13oh my god
36:15okay are you ready yes on my whistle
36:24come on man
36:29i will fight
36:3040 seconds
36:35wow jack very sleek
36:38paper plane down place it on the plinth please jackie
36:44oh jackie
36:46oh i feel bad now jackie
36:48oh i feel bad now jackie
36:49okay
36:50we're going to start with alice
36:52oh
36:53oh
36:54oh
36:55oh
36:56oh
36:57oh
36:58oh
36:59no
37:00oh
37:01no
37:02brie
37:03oh brie
37:04yes
37:05oh
37:06wow
37:07very
37:08very
37:09on
37:10jack
37:11oh
37:13oh
37:14oh
37:15oh
37:17jackie
37:18if you beat me
37:20oh
37:22oh
37:24oh
37:26oh
37:28oh
37:29no
37:30pax
37:31oh
37:33oh
37:34oh
37:35oh
37:36oh
37:37oh
37:38oh
37:39oh
37:40oh
37:41oh
37:42oh
37:43oh
37:44oh
37:44oh thank you so much
37:46hold it in
37:49oh
37:50oh
37:51you have 30 seconds
37:52shit
37:53oh no
37:5412 seconds
37:55oh my god
37:56i've gone for an airbus
37:57320
37:58stop
38:01pax hands away
38:03jackie hands away
38:04we'll start
38:05with brie
38:06oh
38:08oh
38:10right
38:11right
38:13jack
38:15oh
38:16oh
38:17too high
38:18jack's is currently further
38:21go on jackie
38:22okay how many chances do i get
38:24just the one
38:25I'M ACTUALLY SO PROUD OF YOU.
38:35THANK YOU SO MUCH.
38:40OH, NO.
38:45OH, PEX.
38:49PEX, YOU ARE ELIMINATED.
38:51JACKIE, GO AND FULFILL YOUR DESTINY OF COMING THIRD.
38:59YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS.
39:02GO HERE, YEP.
39:04GO THERE, THERE.
39:06YEP, GOOD.
39:07DO ANOTHER FOLD THAT WAY.
39:0813 SECONDS.
39:09CREATE WINGS WITH THAT SIDE.
39:106 SECONDS.
39:11EVEN, EVEN.
39:12BACK, BACK, BACK, BACK.
39:13BRING IT ALL THE WAY TO THE END.
39:15JACKIE, HANDS AWAY.
39:18THAT WAS HARD.
39:19IT'S GOOD.
39:20IT'S GOOD.
39:21IT'S BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE.
39:23REE WILL BE THROWING FIRST.
39:26JACK ANSY.
39:32JACKIE, THIS IS NO PRESSURE.
39:37YOU CAN DO THIS, JACKIE.
39:40I CAN'T WATCH THIS.
39:44JACKIE.
39:45NO.
39:46STOP.
39:49STOP.
39:50GOD.
39:51STOP.
39:52STOP.
39:54IT'S AMAZING.
39:57BRIE TOMASEL IS ELIMINATED.
39:59HOW MUCH TIME?
40:0015 SECONDS.
40:01JESUS.
40:02JACKIE, DO YOU REMEMBER THE PROCESS?
40:03Two seconds.
40:04Jesus!
40:05Do you remember the process?
40:06No, you know my brain.
40:07I learn it new every time.
40:09I don't know how you're winning the show.
40:13Okay.
40:14Okay.
40:15Two small four.
40:16No, no, no.
40:17What are you doing?
40:18Two small four.
40:19No, no, no, no.
40:20Triangles!
40:21I can't.
40:22Triangle.
40:23Triangle.
40:24Five.
40:25Then fold in.
40:26Four.
40:27Three.
40:28Two.
40:29One.
40:30Oh.
40:33Okay.
40:34This is the grand final.
40:36Okay.
40:45You can do it, Jackie.
40:46Jackie.
40:47Okay.
40:48Feeling good.
40:52Okay.
40:53I think the thing to remember is that I've learnt a lot.
40:55It's been a fun journey.
40:56It's a flick of the wrist and a little bit of the forearm.
40:58I got it.
41:00Come on down, everyone.
41:01We'll score it and find out who's the winner of season six.
41:19Let's score the live task.
41:21One point for Alice, two points for Pax, three points for Bree, four points for Jackie, and
41:27five points for Jack Ansev.
41:32Okay, Paul.
41:33What about episode 10?
41:34The winner of episode 10 with 18 points is Jack Ansev.
41:40Congratulations, Jack.
41:42Please go and enjoy your information rhyming items.
41:46The moment of truth.
41:47It's time to announce the winner of season six and what a season it's been. We've had climaxes and clowns. We've had hidden balls, hidden cakes and balls that weren't hidden.
42:03They just rolled away.
42:04And it's all led to this. Paul, could you please read out the scores and announce the official winner of Taskmaster season six.
42:10In fifth place, with a very respectable 137 points, Pax Asadi. Just ahead of him on 144, Alice Sneddon.
42:20With a bronze medal and 154 points, Brie Thomassale.
42:35I love you.
42:39With a bronze medal and 154 points, Brie Thomassell.
42:48I love you.
42:49Love you.
42:50In second place, with 160 points, Jack Ansett.
42:58The winner of Taskmaster of New Zealand Season 6 with 164 points is Jackie Van Beek.
43:12Well done.
43:14That's yours.
43:15Well done.
43:17There you are.
43:18Thank you very much.
43:20Jackie.
43:23Please join me in offering a huge congratulations to the winner of this season, Jackie Van Beek.
43:32Thank you so much for joining us.
43:34We'll see you again soon.
43:36Good night.
43:37Good night.
43:38Good night.
43:39Good night.
43:40Good night.
43:43Good night.
43:44Good night.
43:47It's Falcchen!
43:54ken
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