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The Duke of Wellington promises to kill the prince in a duel after the prince has an affair with two of the duke's nieces. Baldrick comes up with a plan involving Blackadder taking the prince's place in the duel, and Blackadder intends on using his mad Scottish cousin, MacAdder.
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00:00.
00:30Oh, Mr. Blackadder?
00:37Leave me alone, Balric.
00:38If I'd wanted to talk to a vegetable, I'd have bought one at the market.
00:42Don't you want this message?
00:44No, thank you.
00:45God, I'm wasted here.
00:47There's no life for a man of noble blood
00:49being served into a master with the intellect of a jugged walrus
00:52and all the social graces of a potty.
00:56I'm wasted too.
00:57I've been thinking of bettering myself.
01:00Oh, really? How?
01:01I applied for the job of village idiot of Kensington.
01:05Get anywhere?
01:06I got down to the last two, but I failed the final interview.
01:09Oh, what went wrong?
01:10I turned up.
01:12He looked like such an idiot, he forgot to.
01:15Yes, I'm afraid my ambition stretched slightly further
01:17than professional idiocy in West London.
01:20I want to be remembered when I'm dead.
01:22I want books written about me.
01:23I want songs sung about me.
01:25And then hundreds of years from now,
01:26I want episodes from my life to be played out weekly at half past nine
01:31by some great heroic actor of the age.
01:35Yeah.
01:36And I could be played by some tiny tit in a beard.
01:40Quite.
01:40Now, what's this message?
01:42I thought you didn't want it.
01:43Well, I may do.
01:43It depends what it is.
01:44So, you do want it?
01:46Well, I don't know, do I?
01:46It depends what it is.
01:47Well, I can't tell you what it is unless you want to know.
01:49And you said you didn't want to know.
01:50Now, I'm so confused, I don't know where I live or what my name is.
01:54Your name is of no importance.
01:56And you live in the pipe in the upstairs water closet.
02:00Oh, God.
02:01Was the man who gave you this by any chance
02:02a red-headed lunatic with a kilt and a claymore?
02:05Yeah.
02:06And the funny thing is, he looked exactly like you.
02:08My mad cousin, Macadder.
02:10The most dangerous man ever to wear a skirt in Europe.
02:15Yeah, he come in here playing the bagpipes,
02:17then he made a haggis, sang Auld Lang Syne,
02:19and punched me in the face.
02:21Why?
02:22Because I called him a knock-kneed Scottish pillock.
02:25An unwise action, Baldrick,
02:27since mad Macadder is a homicidal maniac.
02:30My mother told me to stand up to homicidal maniacs.
02:33Yeah, so this is the same mother who confidently claims
02:35that you are a tall, handsome stallion of a man.
02:39I should treat her opinions with extreme caution.
02:42I love my mum.
02:43And I love chops and sauce, but I don't seek their advice.
02:47I hate it when Macadder turns up.
02:49He's such a frog-eyed, beetle-browed basket case.
02:53He's the spitting image of you.
02:55No, he's not.
02:56They're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod.
03:02That's the old tartan throwback banging on about this time.
03:05They've come south for rebellion.
03:07Oh, God, surprise, surprise.
03:09Staying with Miggins, the time has come.
03:13Best sword in Scotland, insurrection, blood, large bowl of porridge.
03:18A rightful claim to the throne.
03:20He's mad.
03:21He's mad!
03:22He's madder than Mad Jack McMad,
03:25the winner of last year's Mr. Madman competition.
03:27The walrus awakes.
03:35Blackadder, notice anything unusual?
03:39Yes, sir.
03:39It's 11.30 in the morning and you're moving about.
03:42Is the bed on fire?
03:46Well, I wouldn't know.
03:47I've been out all night.
03:50Guess what I've been doing?
03:55Beagling, sir?
03:57Better even than that.
03:59Oh, sink me, Blackadder,
04:00if I haven't just had the most wonderful evening of my life.
04:03Tell me all, sir.
04:04Well, as you know, when I set out, I looked divine.
04:08At the party as I passed, all eyes turned.
04:10And I dare say, quite a few stomachs.
04:13Well, that's right.
04:14And then, these two ravishing beauties
04:17came up to me and whispered in my ear
04:19that they loved me.
04:22And what happened after you woke up, sir?
04:25Well, this was no dream, Blackadder.
04:29Five minutes later, I was in a coach
04:30flying through the London night, bound for the ladies' home.
04:34Oh, and which ladies' home is this?
04:36A home for the elderly
04:37or a home for the mentally disadvantaged?
04:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:42This was Apsley House.
04:44Do you know it?
04:45Yes, sir.
04:45It is the seat of the Duke of Wellington.
04:47Those ladies, I fancy, would be his nieces.
04:50Oh, so you fancy them too?
04:51Well, I don't blame you.
04:53Bravo!
04:53Oh, I spent a night of ecstasy
04:55with a pair of Wellingtons, and I loved it.
04:58Sir, it may interest you to know
05:00that the Iron Duke has always let it be known
05:02that he will kill in cold blood
05:04anyone who takes sexual advantage
05:06of any of his relatives.
05:07Yes, but big-nosed Wellington is in Spain
05:09fighting the French, you'll never know.
05:11On the contrary, sir,
05:11Wellington triumphed six months ago.
05:14I'm dead.
05:16It would seem so, sir.
05:18I've got a prayer, have I, Blackadder?
05:20Against throat-slasher Wellington,
05:21the finest blade, his majesty commands.
05:24Not really, no.
05:25Well, then I shall flee.
05:27How's your French, Blackadder?
05:29Parfait, monsieur,
05:29but I fear France would not be far enough.
05:32Well, how's your Mongolian?
05:33Mmm, Chang-ha-tang-mato-mato.
05:37But I fear Wellington is a close personal friend
05:39of the chief Mongol.
05:41They were at Eden together.
05:43I'm doomed, doomed as the dodo.
05:46Oh, my God, he's here!
05:47Wellington's here already!
05:49Oh, your grace, forgive me, forgive me.
05:51I didn't know what I was doing.
05:52I was a mad, mad, sexually overactive fool.
05:55Sir, it's Baldrick.
05:57You're perfectly safe.
05:58Hurrah!
05:59Ah, until six o'clock tonight.
06:02Hurrah!
06:03From the Supreme Commander,
06:04Allied Forces Europe, sir.
06:06Prince or pauper,
06:07when a man soils a Wellington,
06:09he puts his foot in it.
06:12This is not a joke.
06:14I do not find my name remotely funny,
06:16and people who do end up dead.
06:19I challenge you to a duel tonight
06:21at 1800 hours,
06:23in which you will die.
06:24Yours with sincere apologies
06:25for your impending violent slaughter,
06:27Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington.
06:29Sounds nice, polite, sort of bloke.
06:31Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
06:32Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
06:33Oh!
06:34Don't worry, sir, please.
06:35Just consider that life is a valley of woe
06:38filled with pain, misery, hunger, and despair.
06:41Well, not for me.
06:41It bloody isn't.
06:42As far as I'm concerned,
06:43life is a big palace
06:44full of food, drink, and comfy sofas.
06:46May I speak, sir?
06:48Certainly not, Baldrick.
06:50The prince is about to die.
06:51The last thing he wants to do
06:52in his final moments
06:53is exchange pleasantries
06:54with a certified plum duff.
06:57Easy, Black Arrow.
06:58Let's hear him out.
06:59Very well, Baldrick. We shall hear you out, then throw you out.
07:04Well, Your Majesty, I have a cunning plan which could get you out of this problem.
07:10Don't listen to him, sir. It's a cruel proletarian trick to raise your hopes.
07:14I shall have him shot the moment he's finished clearing away your breakfast.
07:17Wait, Blackadder, perhaps this disgusting, degraded creature is some sort of blessing in disguise.
07:23Well, if he is, it's a very good disguise.
07:24After all, did not our Lord send a lowly earthworm to comfort Moses in his torment?
07:30Nope.
07:32Well, it's the sort of thing he might have done. Well, come on, Mr. Spotsy, speak.
07:36Well, Your Majesty, I just thought, this Wellerton bloke's been in Europe for years.
07:41You don't know what he looks like. He don't know what you look like.
07:44So why don't you get someone else to fight the duel instead of you?
07:49But I'm the Prince Regent. My portrait hangs on every wall.
07:53Answer that, Baldrick.
07:54Well, my cousin Bert Baldrick, Mr. Gainsborough's butler's dog's body,
07:59he says that he's heard that all portraits look the same these days
08:02because they're painted to a romantic ideal
08:05rather than as a true depiction of the idiosyncratic facial qualities of the person in question.
08:12Your cousin Bert obviously has a larger vocabulary than you do.
08:16Oh, no, no, he's right, damn him.
08:19Anybody could fight the duel. Willows would never know.
08:21All the same, sir, Baldrick's plan does seem to hinge
08:24on finding someone willing to commit suicide on your behalf.
08:28Oh, yes, yes, yes. But he would be fabulously rewarded.
08:31Money, titles, castle...
08:34A coffin, and...
08:35That's right. I thought maybe Mr. Blackadder himself would fancy the job.
08:39What a splendid idea.
08:42Excuse me, Your Highness. Trouble with the staff.
08:49Baldrick, does it have to be this way?
08:51Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you into long strips
08:55and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid
08:59in an extremely heavy hat.
09:01Mr. Blackadder, you was only just saying in the kitchen how you wanted to rise again.
09:06Now here the prince is offering you the lot.
09:08But, tiny, tiny brain, the iron duke will kill me.
09:11To even think about taking him on,
09:13you'd have to be some kind of homicidal maniac
09:15who's fantastically good at fighting like Macadder.
09:18Like Macadder.
09:20Like Macadder could fight that duel for me.
09:22My apologies, sir.
09:24I was just having a word with my insurance people.
09:28And obviously, I would be delighted to die on your behalf.
09:31God's toenails, Blackadder. I'm most damnably grateful.
09:34You won't regret this, you know.
09:35Well, that's excellent.
09:36There's just one point, sir.
09:38Ray, the suicide policy.
09:40There is an unusual clause which states that the policyholder
09:43must wear a big red wig and affect a Scottish accent in the combat zone.
09:48Small print, eh?
09:52Ah, Mrs. McGinnis.
09:54How I to gather from your look of pie-eyed exhaustion
09:57and the globules of porridge hanging off the wall
09:59that my cousin Macadder has presented his credentials.
10:03Oh, yes, indeed, sir.
10:05You've just missed him.
10:06I hope he's been practising with his claymore.
10:09Oh, I should say so.
10:12I'm as weary as a dog with no legs
10:14that's just climbed Ben Nevis.
10:16Claymore is a sword, Mrs. McGinnis.
10:18See this intricate wood carving of the infant Samuel at prayer?
10:22He whittled that with the tip of his mighty weapon
10:25with his eyes closed.
10:27Yes, excuse me.
10:28He bid me bite on a plank.
10:30There was a whirlwind of steel
10:31and within a minute three men lay dead
10:33and I had a lovely new set of gnashers.
10:36Good morning.
10:37Well, look, just tell him to meet me here at five o'clock, will you,
10:40to discuss an extremely cunning plan.
10:42If all goes well, by tomorrow the clan of Macadder
10:45will be marching the high road back to glory.
10:47Oh, lovely.
10:49I'll give you a nice packed lunch.
10:51Good news, Your Highness.
10:53This evening I will carve the Duke
10:54into an attractive piece of furniture
10:56with some excellent dental work.
10:59Your Highness.
11:01Your Highness.
11:02Oh!
11:03Oh, thank God it's you, Black Adam.
11:05I've just had word from Wellington.
11:06He's on his way here now.
11:08Oh, that's awkward.
11:09The Duke must believe from the very start
11:11that I am you.
11:12Well, any ideas?
11:13There's no alternative, sir.
11:14We must swap clothes.
11:16Oh, fantastic.
11:18Yes, dressing up.
11:18I love it.
11:20It's like that story,
11:21the prince and the porpoise.
11:23And the pauper.
11:25Oh, yes, yes.
11:26Prince and the porpoise and the pauper.
11:28Yes.
11:28Excellent.
11:32Excellent.
11:33Why, my own father wouldn't recognise me.
11:35Your own father never can.
11:37He's mad.
11:38Oh, yes.
11:38Unfortunately, sir,
11:40you do realise
11:40that I shall have to treat you
11:42like a servant.
11:43Oh, I think I can cope with that.
11:45Thank you, Black Adam.
11:46And you'll have to get used to calling me
11:48Your Highness,
11:49Your Highness.
11:50Your Highness,
11:50Your Highness.
11:53No, just Your Highness,
11:54Your Highness.
11:55That's what I said.
11:55Your Highness,
11:56Your Highness,
11:57Your Highness,
11:57Your Highness.
11:59Yes, let's just leave that for now,
12:00shall we?
12:01Complicated stuff, obviously.
12:04Who knows he's here?
12:05But what?
12:07Who?
12:08Where?
12:09How?
12:10Don't even try to work it out, Baldrick.
12:12Two people you know well
12:13have exchanged coats
12:14and now you don't know
12:15which is which.
12:16I'm pretty confused myself.
12:19Which one of us is Wellington?
12:23Wellington is the man at the door.
12:25Oh,
12:26on the porpoise?
12:32Hasn't arrived yet, sir.
12:33We'll just have to fill in
12:35as best we can with that.
12:36Sir,
12:37if you would let the Duke in.
12:38Certainly,
12:39Your Highness,
12:40Your Highness.
12:43And you'd better get out too, Baldrick.
12:45Yes,
12:45Your Highness,
12:46Your Highness.
12:48If only they had a brain cell
12:50between them.
12:52The Duke of Wellington.
12:54Have I the honour
12:55of addressing the Prince Regent, sir?
12:57You do?
12:59Congratulations, Highness.
13:01Your bearing is far nobler
13:02than I've been informed.
13:04Take my hat at once, sir,
13:05unless you wish to feel
13:05my boot in your throat
13:07and be quicker about it
13:07than you were with the door.
13:09Yes, my lord.
13:09I'm a Duke,
13:10not a Lord.
13:11Don't you train
13:12to Dago dancing class?
13:14Should I have my people
13:15thrash him for you, Highness?
13:17Um, no.
13:17He's very new.
13:18At the moment,
13:19I'm sparing the rod.
13:20Oh, fatal error.
13:21Give him an inch
13:22and before you know it,
13:22they've got a foot.
13:23Much more than that,
13:24you don't have a leg
13:25to stand on.
13:26Get out!
13:27So, sir,
13:30to business.
13:31I am informed
13:32that your royal father
13:33grows ever more eccentric
13:34and at present
13:35he believes himself
13:36to be
13:36a small village
13:38in Lincolnshire
13:39commanding spectacular views
13:42of the Neen Valley.
13:44I therefore pass
13:45my full account
13:45of the war
13:46on to you,
13:47the Prince of Wales.
13:48Oh, that's excellent.
13:50We won.
13:51Signed, Wellington.
13:52That's something
13:54that went well.
13:55Was there anything else?
13:56Two other trifling affairs, sir.
13:58The men had a whip round
13:59and got you this.
14:00Well, what I mean is
14:01I had the men
14:01rambly whipped
14:02until they got you this.
14:04It's a cigarillo case
14:06engraved with
14:06the regimental crest
14:07of two crossed
14:08dead Frenchmen
14:09embladled
14:10on a mound
14:11of dead Frenchmen motifs.
14:14Thank you very much.
14:15And the other trifling thing?
14:17Your impending death,
14:19Highness.
14:19Oh, yes, of course.
14:20Mine like a sieve.
14:21Mmm, I cannot deny.
14:23I'm looking forward to it.
14:24Britain has the finest trade,
14:25the finest armies,
14:26the finest navies
14:27in the world.
14:28And what do we have
14:29for royalty?
14:30A mad kraut sausage sucker
14:32and a son who can't
14:34keep his own sausage
14:34to himself.
14:36The sooner you're dead,
14:38the better.
14:38You're very kind.
14:39Now, you're no doubt
14:40anxious to catch up
14:41with the latest news
14:42of the war.
14:43I have here
14:43the most recent briefs
14:44from my general
14:45in the field.
14:45Yes, well,
14:46if you could just pop them
14:47in the laundry basket
14:47on the way out.
14:49Tea?
14:50Yes, immediately.
14:51Now, let's turn
14:55to the second front,
14:56my lord.
14:56Ah, yes.
14:57Now, as I understand it,
14:58Napoleon is in North Africa
15:01and Nelson is stationed in...
15:03Alaska, your highness.
15:05In case Boney
15:06should try and trick us
15:07by coming via
15:07the North Pole.
15:11Yes, perhaps a preferable
15:12stratagem, your grace,
15:13might be to harry him
15:14amidships
15:15as he leaves
15:15the Mediterranean.
15:16Trafalgar might be
15:18quite a good...
15:19Trafalgar?
15:21Well, I'll mention it
15:22to Nelson.
15:23I must say,
15:23I'm beginning to regret
15:24the necessity
15:25of killing you,
15:25your highness.
15:26I've been told
15:26by everybody
15:27that the prince
15:27was a confounded moron.
15:29Oh, no, no, no, no.
15:30Oh, Helen Buckshot,
15:32here's that tiresome
15:32servant of yours again.
15:34Oh, budge up, budge up.
15:35How dare you sit, sir,
15:38in the presence
15:39of your beggars?
15:40Get up!
15:40Oh, crotch, yes,
15:41I forgot.
15:41You speak when
15:42you're spoken to!
15:44Unless you've got to be
15:45flayed across a gun carriage!
15:46Well?
15:49Sir, I fear you have been
15:51too long a soldier.
15:52We no longer treat servants
15:53that way in London society.
15:55Why, I hardly touched the man.
15:57I think you hit him very hard.
15:59Nonsense!
16:00That would have been
16:01a hard hit!
16:03I just hit him like that!
16:05No, sir.
16:06A soft hit
16:07would be like this.
16:09Whereas you hit him
16:10like this.
16:19I wonder if I might
16:21be excused,
16:21your highness,
16:22your highness.
16:23I'm sorry about that, sir,
16:26but one has to
16:27keep up the pretense.
16:28I don't quite understand.
16:29You carry on the good work.
16:31Very well, sir.
16:31There you are!
16:35This is bloody coffee!
16:37I ordered tea!
16:40Bloody fool, aren't you?
16:42I heard everywhere
16:42that the prince
16:43was the imbecile,
16:44whereas his servant,
16:45Blackadder,
16:45was respected
16:46about the town.
16:47Now that I discover
16:48the truth,
16:49I'm disposed
16:49to beat you to death!
16:51Tea!
16:51Tea!
16:51Tell me,
17:00did you ever stop
17:00bullying and shouting
17:02at the lower orders?
17:03Never!
17:04There's only one way
17:04to win a campaign.
17:06Shout, shout,
17:07and shout again!
17:08You don't think, then,
17:09that inspired leadership
17:10and tactical ability
17:11have anything
17:12to do with it?
17:14No!
17:15It's all down
17:16to shouting!
17:17I hear that conditions
17:21in your army
17:21are appalling.
17:22Well, I'm sorry,
17:23but those are my conditions
17:24and you'll just
17:25have to accept them.
17:26That is,
17:27until this evening
17:27when I shall kill you.
17:29Hmm.
17:29Who knows?
17:30Maybe I shall kill you.
17:32Dear nonsense!
17:33I've never been
17:34so much as scratched.
17:35My skin is as smooth
17:36as a baby's bottom.
17:38Which is more
17:39than you can say
17:39for my bottom.
17:42One point, sir,
17:43I should perhaps
17:44warn you
17:45that while dueling,
17:46I tend to put on
17:47my lucky wig
17:48and regimental accent.
17:50That won't help you.
17:52It would take
17:52a homicidal maniac
17:54in a claymore
17:54and a kilt
17:55to get the better of me.
17:58Well, that's handy.
18:01I tell you, Paul,
18:02I'm not leaving this kitchen
18:03until that man
18:03is out of the house.
18:05It's all right,
18:06Your Majesty.
18:07Don't worry.
18:08I'll deal with this.
18:10Hello, Baldrick.
18:11I've brought you buns.
18:13Where's Mr Blackadder?
18:14Oh, not upstairs,
18:15still running about
18:16after that
18:17port-swilling,
18:19tadpole-brained,
18:20smelly-boots.
18:22I don't know
18:23who you mean.
18:25Prince George, Baldrick.
18:27His boots smell
18:28so bad
18:29a man would need
18:29to have his nose
18:30amputated
18:31before taking them off.
18:32Well, that's what
18:33Mr Blackadder says.
18:35That's a joke.
18:36Didn't you write
18:37a little poem
18:37about him last week?
18:39No, I didn't.
18:40Oh, you did.
18:41In the winter
18:43it's cool,
18:43in the summer
18:44it's hot,
18:45but all the year round
18:46Prince George
18:47is a clot.
18:49Lovely.
18:50I said Prince George
18:51is a lovely.
18:52Oh, well,
18:53that'll be off anyway.
18:55Tell Mr Blackadder
18:56to expect
18:57Mr Macadder
18:58at five o'clock
18:59as soon as that
19:00fat Prussian
19:00truffle pig
19:01has got his
19:02snout
19:02wedged into
19:03a bucket
19:04of tea cakes.
19:05I think it must
19:07be next door
19:08you're wanting
19:09strange woman
19:10who I've never
19:10seen before,
19:11Mrs Miggins.
19:14Baldrick.
19:15Yes, Your Highness.
19:16Is it true
19:17did you really
19:19write a poem
19:19about how lovely
19:20I am?
19:24Yes.
19:26And Mr Blackadder
19:27loves you too.
19:28Well, I must say
19:29I find that very touching.
19:30I do.
19:32I wish we wouldn't
19:33keep on doing that.
19:35Well, goodbye, sir.
19:36And may the best man
19:37win, i.e.
19:38me.
19:40Your tea, sir.
19:41You're late!
19:42Well, how long
19:43have you been
19:43for in India?
19:46Or salon?
19:48Or China?
19:52And don't bother
19:53to show me
19:53the way out.
19:54I don't want to
19:54die of old age
19:55before I get
19:56to the front door.
19:58Ah, my goodness.
20:00So, where's
20:00Macadder?
20:01I thought he was
20:01going to be here
20:02at five o'clock.
20:03Yes, I'm sorry.
20:04He's just popped out.
20:06You look,
20:07ever so similar
20:08to each other,
20:08you know,
20:09it's quite eerie.
20:10Look, did you
20:10tell him to be
20:11here or not?
20:12I did, I did.
20:13You just seem
20:13to keep missing
20:14each other,
20:15and I can't
20:15imagine why.
20:17I'll tell you
20:18why.
20:19That's because
20:19there's no
20:20coffee shop in England
20:21big enough
20:22for two black
20:23adders.
20:23Ah, good day,
20:25cousin Macadder.
20:26I trust you are
20:27well?
20:27Aye, well enough.
20:29And Morag?
20:30She bides fine.
20:32And how stands
20:33that mighty army,
20:34the clan Macadder?
20:35They're both well.
20:38I always thought
20:39that Jamie and Angus
20:40were such fine boys.
20:42Angus is a girl.
20:45So, tell me, cousin,
20:47I hear you have
20:48a cunning plan.
20:49I do, I do.
20:51I want you to take
20:52the place of the
20:53prince regent
20:54and kill the
20:55Duke of Wellington
20:56in a duel.
20:57Aye, and what's
20:58in it for me?
20:59Enough cash
21:00to buy the
21:00Outer Hebrides.
21:02What do you think?
21:03Fourteen shillings
21:04and sixpence.
21:05Well, it's tempting,
21:07but I've got
21:08an even better plan.
21:09Why don't I pretend
21:10to be the Duke
21:11of Wellington
21:12and kill the
21:13Prince of Wales
21:13in a duel?
21:14Then I could kill
21:15a king and be
21:16crowned with the
21:17ancient stone
21:18bonnet of Macadder.
21:20And I shall wear
21:21the granite gown
21:22and limestone bodice
21:23of MacMiggins
21:24queen of all
21:25the herds.
21:27Look, for God's
21:27sake, Macadder,
21:28you're not Rob Roy.
21:30You're a top
21:31kipper salesman
21:31with a reputable
21:32firm of Aberdeen
21:33fishmongers.
21:34Don't throw it
21:35all away.
21:36If you kill
21:37the prince,
21:37they'll just send
21:38the bailiffs round
21:39and arrest you.
21:40Oh, blast.
21:41I forgot the bailiffs.
21:42So we can return
21:43to our original
21:44plan, then?
21:44No, I'm not
21:45interested.
21:46I'd rather go to
21:47bed with the
21:47Loch Lomond monster.
21:49And besides,
21:49I have to be back
21:50in the office on
21:51Friday.
21:51I promised Mr.
21:52McNulty I'd shift
21:53a particularly
21:54difficult bloater
21:55for him.
21:56I did the whole thing.
21:58I'm off home
21:58with Migsy.
22:00Yes, yes.
22:01Show me the glen
22:02where the kipper
22:03roams free.
22:05And forget
22:05Morag forever.
22:07No, never.
22:08We must do right
22:09by Morag.
22:09We must return
22:10to Scotland
22:11and you must fight
22:12her in the old
22:12highland way.
22:13Bare-breasted
22:14and each carrying
22:15an eight-pound baby.
22:16Oh, yes.
22:19Babies.
22:20My, you're a woman
22:21of spirit.
22:22I look forward
22:22to burying you
22:23in the old
22:24highland manor.
22:25Farewell,
22:25Blackadder,
22:26you spineless
22:27goon.
22:29Oh, God.
22:31Fortune vomits
22:32on my eiderdown
22:33once.
22:36Ah, Blackadder.
22:39It has been a wild
22:40afternoon full of
22:41strange omens.
22:43I dreamt
22:43that a large eagle
22:44circled the room
22:45three times
22:46and then got
22:47into bed with me
22:47and took all the blankets.
22:49And then I saw
22:50that it wasn't
22:50an eagle at all
22:51but a large black snake.
22:53Also, Duncan's horses
22:54did turn and eat
22:55each other
22:56as usual.
22:58Good portents
22:59for your duel,
22:59do you think?
23:00Not very good, sir.
23:01I'm afraid the duel
23:02is off.
23:03Off?
23:04As in sod.
23:05I'm not doing it.
23:06But, Thunder,
23:07here's a pretty game.
23:08You will stay, sir,
23:09and do duty
23:10by your prince
23:11or I shall...
23:12Oh, what?
23:13You port-brained twerp.
23:15I've looked after you
23:16all my life.
23:18Even when we were babies,
23:19I had to show you
23:20which bit of your mother
23:20was serving the drinks.
23:23Oh, please, please,
23:24you've got to help me.
23:25I don't want to die.
23:27I've got so much to give.
23:28I want more time.
23:29A poignant, please, sir,
23:30enough to melt
23:31the stoniest of hearts.
23:32But the answer,
23:33I'm afraid,
23:33must remain
23:34you're going to die,
23:35fat pig.
23:37Oh, wait, wait, wait.
23:39I'll give you everything.
23:43Everything?
23:43Everything.
23:44The money,
23:45the castles,
23:46the jewellery?
23:46Yes.
23:47The highly artistic
23:48but also highly illegal
23:49set of French lithographs?
23:51Everything.
23:52The amusing clock
23:53where the little man
23:54comes out
23:54and drops his trousers
23:55every half hour?
23:57Yes, yes, all right.
23:58Very well, I accept.
24:00A man may fight
24:01for many things.
24:02His country,
24:03his principles,
24:03his friends,
24:04the glistening tear
24:05on the cheek
24:06of a golden child.
24:08But personally,
24:09I'd mud-wrestle
24:09my own mother
24:10for a ton of cash,
24:12an amusing clock,
24:12and a sack
24:13of French porn.
24:15Hurrah!
24:15Hurrah!
24:19Right, Baldrick,
24:20now here's the plan.
24:21When he offers me
24:22the swords,
24:23I kick him in the nuts
24:24and you set fire
24:25to the building.
24:27In the confusion,
24:28we claim a draw.
24:29All right?
24:29Now, your highness,
24:31let's be about our business.
24:33Now, don't forget, Baldrick,
24:34you, when I...
24:36Come, sir,
24:38choose your stoker.
24:42What, are we going
24:43to tickle each other to death?
24:45No, sir,
24:46we fight with cannon.
24:48But I thought
24:48what we're fighting
24:49was swords.
24:50Swords?
24:51What do you think this is?
24:52The Middle Ages?
24:52Only girls
24:54fight with swords
24:55these days.
24:57Stand by your gun, sir.
24:58Up to three.
24:59Up to three.
25:00Look, wait a minute.
25:01Stand by, cannon
25:02for loading procedure.
25:04Spoke, muzzle,
25:06branch, crank,
25:07the storage barrel.
25:08Congratulations on choosing
25:09the Armstrong Whitworth
25:10four-pounder cannonet.
25:15Please read instructions carefully
25:17and it should give you
25:18years of trouble-free maiming.
25:20Check elevation,
25:23chart trajectory,
25:25prime fuse,
25:27aim.
25:28Look, wait a minute.
25:29Fire!
25:32Mr. B, sir,
25:34please help me get his coat off.
25:36Leave it, Baldrick.
25:38It doesn't matter.
25:38Yes, it does.
25:39Blood's hell to shift.
25:40I want to get it in soap.
25:42You die like a man, sir,
25:44in combat.
25:45You think so?
25:47Damn it,
25:47we must build a better world.
25:49When will the killing end?
25:50You don't think I, too,
25:52dream of peace?
25:53You don't think I, too,
25:54yearn to end this
25:55damn dirty job
25:57we call soldiering?
25:59Frankly, no.
26:00My final wish upon this earth
26:01is that Baldrick be sold
26:03to provide funds
26:04for a Blackadder foundation
26:06to promote peace
26:07and to do research
26:08into the possibility
26:09of an automatic machine
26:10for cleaning shoes.
26:12So, I charge...
26:14His Highness is dead.
26:19Actually, I'm not sure I am.
26:21Fortunately,
26:21that cigarillo box
26:23you gave me
26:23was placed exactly
26:24at the point
26:25the cannonball struck.
26:27I always said
26:28smoking was good for you.
26:30Oh, oh, oh.
26:31Honour is satisfied.
26:33God clearly preserves you
26:35for greatness.
26:36His Highness is saved.
26:37Hurrah!
26:39Um, no, actually.
26:40It's me.
26:41I'm His Highness.
26:42Well done, Bladders.
26:43Glad you made it.
26:44What in the name
26:45of Bonaparte's balls
26:47is this fellow doing now?
26:48No, no,
26:49I really am the prince.
26:50It was all just larks.
26:51An uncommon fine larks
26:52at that, I thought.
26:53I have never
26:54in all my campaigns
26:56encountered such insolence.
26:58Your master survived
26:59an honourable duel
27:00and you cheek him
27:01like a French whoopsie.
27:03I can contain myself
27:04no longer.
27:05I die.
27:10I hope men will say
27:11of me that
27:12I did duty
27:13by my country.
27:14I think that's
27:15pretty unlikely, sir.
27:17If I was you,
27:17I'd try for something
27:18a bit more realistic.
27:20Like what?
27:20You hope that men
27:21will think of you
27:22as a bit of a thickie?
27:24All right, then.
27:25I'll hope that.
27:25Um, toodaloo, everyone.
27:26Let you know and all that.
27:27For his majesty,
27:29the king of England.
27:31Somebody told me
27:32my son was here.
27:34I wish him
27:36to marry
27:37this rosebush
27:38when I want to make
27:40the wedding arrangements.
27:44Here I am,
27:46Daddy.
27:47This is the Iron Duke,
27:48Wellington,
27:49commander of all
27:50your armed forces.
27:51Yes,
27:51I recognise
27:52the enormous conk.
27:54He's a hero,
27:55a man of wit and discretion.
27:57Bravo.
27:59You know my son
28:00for the first time
28:01in my life.
28:02I'm a real fatherly
28:03feeling about you.
28:05People may say
28:06I'm stark raving mad
28:07and say the word
28:09penguin
28:09after each sentence.
28:11I believe
28:12we too
28:13can make Britain great.
28:15You as the
28:16Prince Regent
28:17and I as
28:18King Penguin.
28:20Well, that's okay.
28:22Wellington,
28:23will you come and
28:24dine with us
28:24at the palace?
28:25My family
28:26have a lot
28:26to thank you for.
28:27It'll be a great pleasure.
28:29Your father
28:29may be as mad
28:30as a balloon
28:31but I think
28:31you have the makings
28:32of a fine king.
28:33Ah,
28:34a wunderbare
28:34Hochzeit,
28:35ja.
28:36Oh, and Baldrick,
28:38clear away
28:38that dead butler,
28:40will you?
28:40A new star in heaven
28:45tonight.
28:47A new freckle
28:48on the nose
28:48of the giant pixie.
28:51Um, no, actually,
28:53Baldrick,
28:53I'm not dead.
28:54You see,
28:54I had a cigarillo
28:55box too.
28:56Look.
28:58Oh, damn,
28:58I must have left it
28:59on the dresser.
29:00What?
29:10Ah,
29:10Adam,
29:11Adam,
29:13oh,
29:15Ele, Adam, Edah.
29:16Attle, Adam.
29:17Attle, bleep, ah,äh, flag, adendo.
29:23Clung of the Edates.
29:24Atle.
29:24Addab!
29:25Addab!
29:27Old ou!
29:27Hop Hin.
29:28Oh, no, no.
29:29Hop hop, hop!
29:31Come on, hop, hop.
29:33Ah.
29:34Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
29:36Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
29:37Adder!
29:38Black add-up.
29:40Black add-up.
29:41Black add-up.
29:42Black add-up.
29:44Black Adder, Black Adder, Black Adder, Black Adder.
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