- 2 months ago
Welcome everyone to my little channel. In this film from 1951 called Behave Yourself! We have our hapless hero CPA Bill Denny. Now Bill is mild mannered and forgetful at times and that's okay but when he forgets his wedding anniversary, well his life takes a turn. First he finds a dog who won't stop following him and then his wife thinks the little dog is her present. What happens next is more than a walk in the park. Bill gets chase by police, smugglers, organized crime members, even a few murders are committed. Who's dog is this anyway? And why does everyone want it back? Will his mother-in-law ever stop nagging. Will Bill and Kate ever be able to celebrate their wedding anniversary? And will the dog like being named Archie? This and more will be answered. Staring in this crazy tale we have an all star cast...the wonderful Farley Granger as Bill, the beautiful Shelley Winters, uncle Charlie himself William Demarest (my three sons) as Officer O'Ryan, Francis L. Sullivan as Fat Freddy, Margalo Gillmore as the mother-in-law, the great Lon Chaney Jr. as Pinky, Hans Conried as Gillie (The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T), T.V. and radio star Sheldon Leonard and so many more. So as always, let's sit back, maybe make some Salty Dog drinks and enjoy.
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00:00:00The End
00:00:30Just lock your heart and save yourself for me
00:00:35Behave yourself when you're away
00:00:41Recall the day you gave yourself to me
00:00:45The world is full of danger
00:00:49Be careful when you run
00:00:52And don't take candy from strangers
00:00:55If you want sweetness, come on back home
00:00:58Enslave yourself to no one new
00:01:01Remember to behave yourself
00:01:04For don't you see?
00:01:08If you behave yourself
00:01:10Then you can come down off the shelf
00:01:12And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:16The End
00:01:32And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:36The End
00:01:38And do your misbehaving with me
00:01:44The End
00:01:45The End
00:01:55The End
00:02:11The End
00:02:15The End
00:02:17The End
00:02:19You'llamp
00:02:22Mount
00:02:23The End
00:02:23You'llamp
00:02:24Let me
00:02:25The End
00:02:27Let's go.
00:02:57Hey, Buster.
00:03:02Mr. Jonas will call for this.
00:03:07Thank you, sir.
00:03:22Hey, mister.
00:03:23My name's Jonas.
00:03:24Got a message for me?
00:03:25Yes, sir.
00:03:27The dog is trained.
00:03:35Walk him on Wilshire Boulevard.
00:03:38Dog?
00:03:55Dog.
00:03:56Come on, Mutt, this way.
00:04:01What are you trying to do?
00:04:02Trip me up?
00:04:03I thought you were supposed to be trained.
00:04:05Stay right there.
00:04:10Give me no trouble.
00:04:11Stay right there.
00:04:12Well, I got a baggage check.
00:04:28Did you claim it?
00:04:29Certainly I claimed it.
00:04:30Well, what was it?
00:04:32A dog.
00:04:33A what?
00:04:34And a note.
00:04:35It says the dog is trained to lead us to them.
00:04:43A dog?
00:04:45You mean a dog?
00:04:47A four-legged animal?
00:04:50Well, we're selling.
00:04:52They're buying.
00:04:53A dog.
00:04:55Hmm.
00:04:56I'm coming off.
00:04:56A dog.
00:04:57I'm coming off.
00:04:58I'm coming off.
00:05:10Uh-huh.
00:05:12Jo?
00:05:16Hello?
00:05:20Hello?
00:05:22Hiya, honey.
00:05:23Oh, hello, darling.
00:05:24Pick up anything for you?
00:05:26Milk, butter, gin?
00:05:28No, not a thing.
00:05:30Isn't this a day?
00:05:33It's been such a day all day today.
00:05:38It's a historic day.
00:05:40He's forgotten, naturally.
00:05:42Mother!
00:05:43Like all men, only worse.
00:05:45I've never seen a man yet who ever thought of anybody but himself.
00:05:47Now, Bill, Dan, you hear me and hear me good.
00:05:52You know what day this is today?
00:05:56Tuesday, he says.
00:05:57Tuesday.
00:05:59What happened two years ago?
00:06:01May 18th.
00:06:02What happened two years ago on May the 18th?
00:06:04I got married two years on May 18th.
00:06:06That's what happened.
00:06:07Oh.
00:06:09Oh, why'd you have to mention it?
00:06:11Now you're spoiled at all.
00:06:12Oh, I'm sorry, darling.
00:06:15It's not that I want anything.
00:06:17It's Mother.
00:06:18You know what she's always saying.
00:06:21What kind of a heel am I?
00:06:23Would I forget my own wedding anniversary?
00:06:26It's just I had it all picked out a week ago.
00:06:28Um, is it a Cadillac?
00:06:31No, it's not a Cadillac convertible.
00:06:36Hey, hey, this is my anniversary, too.
00:06:41What'd you get for me?
00:06:42I'm wearing it.
00:06:43Um, uh, the neckline might be, um, you know, sort of kind of low.
00:06:52You got the furniture for it, baby?
00:06:54Well, thank you, dear.
00:06:56Now, now, don't leave my present in the cab like you did last year.
00:06:59And, um, Bill, I got a bottle of champagne on ice for just the two of us.
00:07:07Oh, be right there.
00:07:09Hold it.
00:07:37You don't got to wait.
00:07:39Get in, you idiot.
00:07:40Get in that door.
00:07:41You better go home to Mama, Fooch.
00:08:10Go on.
00:08:33May I help you, sir?
00:08:35Yes.
00:08:36I'd like something nice for a lady.
00:08:38Something special.
00:08:40Charming little number.
00:08:45Only $29.95.
00:08:47And the lace is all handmade.
00:08:48Oh, yes.
00:08:51It's for my wife.
00:08:54We're married.
00:08:56She's about, uh, well...
00:08:59She's got the kind of shape the world should be in.
00:09:03That's about right.
00:09:04I'll take it.
00:09:05Gift wrap, please.
00:09:06Do you have a card?
00:09:07Right over there, sir.
00:09:19everything satisfactory sir
00:09:37that dog your dog did it what dog
00:09:45where did he come from he came in with you have you any idea how much damage he's done
00:09:52hey what is this he's not my dog this doesn't even begin to pay for it you're crazy i never
00:09:58saw this dog before in my life is it my fault if he oh oh don't no the please you know you don't
00:10:06belong to me
00:10:15why don't you go home
00:10:21well i had this nightgown see all gift wrapped under my arm and i was crossing the street
00:10:36the pretty big crowd oh and some stranger knocked the package out of my arm and before i could pick
00:10:42it up some idiot kicked it and he kicked it right down the sewer down the sewer uh-huh a likely story
00:10:50will you stay out of this please mother
00:10:53oh believe it or not katie this is how it happened i was in the store see that i just bought this
00:11:03beautiful black nightgown for you it went some strange dog believe me a total stranger
00:11:08oh hi honey hello mother
00:11:34bill oh look honey before you jumped out he concluded
00:11:39oh you wonderful adorable thing you
00:11:41sweet sweet oh
00:11:47happy anniversary bill
00:11:53oh
00:11:54bill
00:11:57oh you darling
00:12:02such a little dog
00:12:07have another one
00:12:21all right
00:12:22but
00:12:23you know what this stuff does to me
00:12:29yeah
00:12:31but i trust you
00:12:32oh
00:12:33well
00:12:34shh
00:12:34shh
00:12:36nether
00:12:37first we have to wait out that bunch of free feeders and drinkers
00:12:42mostly your mother's friends
00:12:44and on our anniversary
00:12:46then we have to wait half the night until she goes to bed
00:12:49it's like before we were married
00:12:51and all we had was my jalopy
00:12:53oh
00:12:54wasn't that something that jalopy
00:12:56i'm sorry darling
00:12:59sunday will you've been saying someday
00:13:01every day for two years now
00:13:03that we're still living in her house
00:13:05in five minutes we could find a place of our own
00:13:08but
00:13:09i can't just up and leave her
00:13:11all alone
00:13:12after all she is my mother
00:13:14look
00:13:16let's find us a place
00:13:19an extra place
00:13:21we could sneak off to once in a while
00:13:23and
00:13:24oh
00:13:25oh baby
00:13:26we can afford a place of our own
00:13:29i'm doing pretty good now
00:13:32i'll do better
00:13:35and better
00:13:37but we can't
00:13:38when two people get married honey
00:13:40it's because they want to be together
00:13:42but we're together
00:13:43we couldn't be together
00:13:46oh
00:13:47what's the difference
00:13:48where we're together
00:13:49here
00:13:49or somewhere else
00:13:50so long as we're together
00:13:52i know
00:13:54but i
00:13:54don't hesitate to be able to do that
00:14:00kind of a little bit
00:14:02and
00:14:03everything
00:14:04don't
00:14:06with
00:14:06and
00:14:07it
00:14:07and
00:14:09and
00:14:09but
00:14:10that
00:14:13i
00:14:17and
00:14:19and
00:14:21and
00:14:22d
00:14:23THE END
00:14:53Oh, look at him, isn't he cute?
00:15:09Yeah.
00:15:12Such an original gift.
00:15:14How'd you ever think of it?
00:15:16Oh, within the minute I saw him...
00:15:18Oh, look at him. He wants to play.
00:15:21Well, I want to sleep.
00:15:24Now, beat it. Your bed's downstairs.
00:15:26Go ahead, throw it.
00:15:28I'll throw him.
00:15:29Oh, Bill. After all, he's only a pup, a baby, practically.
00:15:33He wants to get acquainted.
00:15:35Well, I want to...
00:15:37At 3 a.m.?
00:15:40He, uh...
00:15:47He is only a pup.
00:15:49Oh, come on.
00:16:05Oh, come on.
00:16:05Go, Bill.
00:16:19Go, Bill.
00:16:26Come on.
00:16:27Come on.
00:16:28Come on.
00:16:29Now, look.
00:16:31I got to get to work in the morning.
00:16:34You sleep in the kitchen, down below, under the stove.
00:16:42Be reasonable.
00:16:43It's after 3.
00:16:47I sleep up here.
00:16:55See?
00:17:00See?
00:17:01Oh, the poor thing's trembling.
00:17:14Oh, what's the matter, baby?
00:17:17Oh, we're not going to leave you alone tonight.
00:17:21Not for a single minute.
00:17:22Oh, God.
00:17:48Wake up.
00:17:49What's the matter?
00:17:51I must have fell asleep.
00:17:52I suppose a dog had come by.
00:17:55What are you getting mad?
00:17:57For just a few seconds, I closed my eyes.
00:17:59You know that in wartime you could get shot for a thing like that?
00:18:02Listen to who's talking yet.
00:18:04Did I sleep in a soft bed like you all night?
00:18:07No.
00:18:07I stood here all night, watching.
00:18:09Think anything's gone wrong?
00:18:11Most likely they're waiting for a lot of people to be around before they make the contact.
00:18:15That figures.
00:18:17Where's the nearest gas station?
00:18:20Six blocks down.
00:18:22Six blocks?
00:18:23You watch till I get back.
00:18:25Six blocks?
00:18:26Six blocks?
00:18:26Six blocks?
00:18:27Six blocks?
00:18:28Six blocks?
00:18:28Six blocks?
00:18:29Six blocks?
00:18:30Six blocks?
00:18:31Six blocks?
00:18:32Six blocks?
00:18:33Six blocks?
00:18:34Six blocks?
00:18:35Six blocks?
00:18:36Six blocks?
00:18:37Six blocks?
00:18:38Six blocks?
00:18:39Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:19:02Oh, oh, oh.
00:19:06Go away.
00:19:07Beat it.
00:19:09Go away.
00:19:37Letting her go for her.
00:19:38You must belong to somebody.
00:19:49Lost Welch Terrier.
00:19:51Uh-huh.
00:19:53My child cried all night.
00:19:55A finder please return.
00:19:56Reward.
00:19:56Hollywood 96852.
00:19:58Oh, yes.
00:20:06Yes?
00:20:07Yes?
00:20:08Yes?
00:20:09You have?
00:20:10Hold it.
00:20:12I can't hear.
00:20:14Oh, my poor baby's crying her eyes out.
00:20:19You see, your dog followed me home last night and...
00:20:23Well, this may sound crazy to you, but my wife thinks it's an anniversary present.
00:20:28Oh, I couldn't tell her that it wasn't because her mother...
00:20:30My mother-in-law.
00:20:33Oh, well, you know how mother-in-laws are.
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Oh, when will you bring...
00:20:39Stop hearing him.
00:20:42We've got the dog.
00:20:46Oh.
00:20:47Oh, I had a hunch she was on the square all the time.
00:20:50Oh.
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:04Oops.
00:21:05Yeah.
00:21:07Sorry, George.
00:21:08Oh, don't trouble yourself, sir.
00:21:11I can send for the dog.
00:21:13Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:21:14I've got to bring him to you myself.
00:21:16Then I can tell my wife the dog ran away or something and get her another one.
00:21:20See?
00:21:23It's silly, isn't it?
00:21:24Oh, not at all.
00:21:25And I'll reward you.
00:21:26Oh, there'll be no question about a reward.
00:21:29After all, children and dogs.
00:21:31I was a kid myself.
00:21:33I'll get him to you as soon as I can.
00:21:35Sometime today.
00:21:36Certainly, Mr. Jonas.
00:21:401655 North Citrus Road.
00:21:42Goodbye.
00:21:46Oh, good morning, Mother.
00:21:48Hmm.
00:21:49What's got you up and about so early?
00:21:51Someone had to clean up.
00:21:52How are your friends?
00:21:54Oh.
00:21:54Someone had to get breakfast.
00:21:56Oh, you needn't bother.
00:21:57I can get my own.
00:21:58For the dog.
00:22:00Naturally.
00:22:08Here, doggie.
00:22:09Nice doggie.
00:22:10Good breakfast.
00:22:11Archie.
00:22:17His name's Archie.
00:22:19I can't name him that.
00:22:21Last night.
00:22:26Hey.
00:22:27Hey, get it.
00:22:27Go on.
00:22:29Fine thing.
00:22:30Feeding him raw bacon.
00:22:32I did not feed it to him.
00:22:33He stole it.
00:22:34You deliberately put it where he could get it.
00:22:36Do you want to make him vicious?
00:22:38I deliberately did not deliberately anything of a kind.
00:22:41Don't you raise your voice to me.
00:22:43This is my house.
00:22:44Let me remind you.
00:22:46Ow.
00:22:47Hot, huh?
00:22:49What's going on down there?
00:22:51Your husband is feeding the dog.
00:22:53I am not feeding the dog.
00:22:55Raw bacon.
00:22:56He fed him a whole time.
00:22:58I did not.
00:22:59He stole it.
00:23:00Raw bacon.
00:23:00That's ridiculous.
00:23:01I never...
00:23:02He'll get worms.
00:23:05Oh, thank you, darling.
00:23:07You ought to know better than to give a little dog raw bacon.
00:23:10Exactly what I said.
00:23:12It'll make him vicious.
00:23:13Oh, his nose does seem a little hot.
00:23:15He's hot all over.
00:23:16And I'd better take him to a vet for distemper shots or whatever kind of shots you ought to have.
00:23:22After all, what do we know about him for sure?
00:23:24Oh, I'll take him.
00:23:25But do you really think he's ill?
00:23:27Oh, no.
00:23:27Just to make sure.
00:23:28I think that's wise.
00:23:32Stay off my side.
00:23:34Bill.
00:23:35Oh, he's my gift to you.
00:23:36It is my responsibility.
00:23:38No, he's my responsibility.
00:23:39Besides, Archie and I ought to start getting acquainted.
00:23:42Yeah, but don't you think I'd better walk him around the block, maybe?
00:23:45And now?
00:23:46Never mind.
00:23:47I'll take him out when I go shopping.
00:23:49I don't mind at all.
00:23:50I'll take him.
00:23:51Who are you looking for, mister?
00:24:01Mr. Jonas.
00:24:02Seats floor.
00:24:0221 air.
00:24:04Yes?
00:24:18Hello, Jonas.
00:24:21Not yet.
00:24:22But he called to get...
00:24:23As soon as he delivers, bring the dog here.
00:24:26He said he was having trouble getting the mud away from his wife.
00:24:29Wants to stop by and explain.
00:24:30You better get back here.
00:24:34Oh, you're making problems out of nothing.
00:24:38Well, it's easy for you to laugh.
00:24:41How do I know I wasn't following?
00:24:43How do I know this guy isn't some foolish?
00:24:44Oh!
00:24:47What's that?
00:24:48Slight complication.
00:24:51Nothing to worry about.
00:24:53I use your fat head.
00:24:55He's only holding out the more.
00:24:57Double the reward.
00:24:58Triple it.
00:24:59When he delivers the dog, kick him downstairs.
00:25:03Hello.
00:25:03Hello, Jonas.
00:25:04Sorry.
00:25:05Wrong number.
00:25:06Wrong number.
00:25:07Right with you.
00:25:36We own this one, of course.
00:25:37He's yours.
00:25:38But she promised me I could walk him tonight.
00:25:41Walk who?
00:25:42Archie.
00:25:43She said that I...
00:25:44Archie, who's he?
00:25:45The dog.
00:25:46I am sorry.
00:25:48She named him that.
00:25:49My wife.
00:25:50That is, she named him Archie.
00:25:51Because, naturally, under the circumstances, we didn't know his real name.
00:25:54Who's?
00:25:55Archie's.
00:25:55I mean your dog's.
00:25:56Oh, Archie.
00:25:59Well, I'll get Archie to you without fail tonight.
00:26:01Tell my wife you ran away or something and get her another dog.
00:26:03What?
00:26:04Oh, what's the matter with Archie?
00:26:05Well, absolutely nothing.
00:26:07A great little fellow.
00:26:09But, naturally, if he belongs to you, it's...
00:26:11He's yours.
00:26:12Oh, no, that's very kind of you.
00:26:13Enjoy.
00:26:14Well, what about your child?
00:26:15Now, you said over the phone she was crying her eyes out.
00:26:17She stopped.
00:26:18Anyway, it's a wrong dog.
00:26:19It's a wrong dog.
00:26:20But how can you tell without...
00:26:21Screwball.
00:26:26Odd fellow.
00:26:33Operator.
00:26:33I want a policeman.
00:26:35Yes, sir.
00:26:41Police complaint board.
00:26:42Sergeant O'Neill.
00:26:44I want a report of murder.
00:26:46Yeah?
00:26:46Yes.
00:26:47Who did it?
00:26:48Oh, I did.
00:26:50All by myself.
00:26:51Who's this?
00:26:52Where's the body?
00:26:53Is this a gang, mister?
00:26:54What's your name?
00:26:55Where do you live?
00:26:55Give me the address.
00:26:56Hey, Russell, trace this call.
00:26:59Now, don't hang up.
00:27:00Now, shut up.
00:27:01Don't go away.
00:27:02Stay right where you are.
00:27:04Put another lane.
00:27:05Russell, hurry it up.
00:27:05I can't hold it forever.
00:27:11Take it easy, mister.
00:27:13Keep calm.
00:27:14Don't do a thing.
00:27:15Just sit there.
00:27:16Right where you are.
00:27:18Don't go away.
00:27:20Cops.
00:27:21Maybe if they trip over you, they'll find you.
00:27:30Maybe.
00:27:40Maybe.
00:27:47You got it, Russell?
00:27:48One, six, five, five, North Citrus Road.
00:27:50Oh, my God.
00:28:20That you, Gilly?
00:28:32Yes.
00:28:39Give it to me.
00:28:40He wasn't there.
00:28:42You searched carefully?
00:28:44Wasn't on him.
00:28:44Him?
00:28:45He's stiff.
00:28:46What's stiff?
00:28:48Well, go now.
00:28:49What is his name?
00:28:50Jonas.
00:28:50You killed him?
00:28:53Yes.
00:28:54I slipped my quick one.
00:28:55Right in there.
00:28:57You always kill, Gilly.
00:28:59Now what?
00:29:01Jonas was the only one we knew.
00:29:02He would have led us to the others.
00:29:04Might have waited.
00:29:05Oh, sure, if I wanted an older me.
00:29:09Tell me, Gilly.
00:29:10Tell me everything, just as it happened.
00:29:13Well, I got in and waited for Jonas to make a move that he'd show me wherever stuff was.
00:29:17But he went for a gun, and I ought to let him have it.
00:29:21Then, in comes his screwball.
00:29:23And he goes on about some dog the stiff must have lost that he found.
00:29:27The screwball found the dog, see?
00:29:29Tell me his wife never had a dog.
00:29:30Oh, Gilly.
00:29:31This dog.
00:29:32I'm interested in this dog.
00:29:34Yes, I thought you hated dogs.
00:29:36I'm just some dog that Jonas must have lost and advertised for.
00:29:40This jerk said he had it.
00:29:41But he didn't have it, see?
00:29:42Said tonight he'd have it.
00:29:44Good.
00:29:45Go back and wait for him.
00:29:47Go back?
00:29:48What a place if he crawled with cops.
00:29:50You kill him, too?
00:29:52I never.
00:29:54I just only knocked off Jonas.
00:29:56The screwball I got rid of.
00:29:58I told him it was the wrong dog.
00:30:00You fool, Gilly.
00:30:02Remember how it was done in London?
00:30:04The colonel's dog.
00:30:06It was trained to go to a certain place.
00:30:08Only the dog knew where, and it led us there to make contact.
00:30:11Am I dumb?
00:30:12I should have thought.
00:30:13You never do, Gilly.
00:30:15You never do.
00:30:18We, uh, we need this dog, Gilly.
00:30:23We need this dog to make the transfer.
00:30:28Who is this screwball?
00:30:30What's his name?
00:30:33I don't remember.
00:30:34Even giving his card, he was a dentic.
00:30:37No, he was a chiropanist.
00:30:38If only I can call the coppers, I'll go back and get it.
00:30:41You call the police?
00:30:42To pick up the body?
00:30:44It's odd, ain't it?
00:30:45You've got to consider the other tenants.
00:30:47Be quiet.
00:30:49Lost cat, lost dog, lost terrier.
00:30:54Dark ears.
00:30:56My child cried all night.
00:30:57That's the one.
00:30:58He said some kid was crying all night.
00:31:03You got something?
00:31:05We advertise the same ad as theirs.
00:31:09Only the address and telethon number will be ours.
00:31:12Aren't you the one, Brady?
00:31:23Archie, please, wheel it that way.
00:31:27Archie!
00:31:29Okay, you want to go that way?
00:31:30We'll go that way.
00:31:31Only it's the wrong way.
00:31:33I'm sorry!
00:31:42I'm sorry!
00:31:43I'm sorry!
00:31:52Those are not quail, you dope!
00:31:54Two o'clock north.
00:32:08Allendale.
00:32:11Oh, you hunter, you!
00:32:12Lady!
00:32:16Hey!
00:32:17Hey!
00:32:18Lady!
00:32:24Nothing yet?
00:32:25The dog was here, with the girl.
00:32:27Well?
00:32:27Yeah.
00:32:28And what a dame.
00:32:29All right, all right.
00:32:30So what happened?
00:32:30Before I could get to her, she ran away in a taxi.
00:32:34You sure this was the right dog?
00:32:36Positive.
00:32:36A dame.
00:32:40So where does she figure this dame?
00:32:42I've been turning her over in my mind.
00:32:45And I figure...
00:32:46All right, spare me what you figure, please.
00:32:50Maybe they were just testing this?
00:32:52Could be.
00:32:53Uh-huh.
00:32:54In that case, they'll be back, so you wait here.
00:32:56Why me?
00:32:57Why not you?
00:32:58Because this dog was your idea, you genius.
00:33:02Hey, we're partners.
00:33:05Partners shouldn't borrow.
00:33:08Tongue, all right.
00:33:12But I don't like tongues.
00:33:17Make me only with thy eyes
00:33:20And I shall pet you with mine
00:33:23Hi.
00:33:34Uh, sorry I'm late.
00:33:36What a day.
00:33:38Tough, huh?
00:33:39Uh-huh.
00:33:41What are you two boys just cooked up?
00:33:44Glued to your desk, huh?
00:33:46From the minute I got in.
00:33:48Never stirred out.
00:33:50Nary a stir.
00:33:51I say, what is this?
00:33:53A pearl?
00:33:55Where else would I be if not in my office?
00:33:57Where else indeed?
00:33:59Then why couldn't I get you there?
00:34:01Six times I phoned between 2 and 5.30.
00:34:03Where were you?
00:34:04Now, look here.
00:34:05I...
00:34:05Stay right there.
00:34:10I'll get back to you.
00:34:17Yes?
00:34:17Mr. Denny.
00:34:18Is he home?
00:34:19Who is it?
00:34:21Yes.
00:34:22What's wrong?
00:34:24The police.
00:34:25The police.
00:34:27They want you.
00:34:29Me?
00:34:36Mr. Denny?
00:34:37Yes?
00:34:38You know Mr. Jonas?
00:34:39Jonas?
00:34:40No.
00:34:41Oh, yes.
00:34:42You don't know any Mr. Jonas.
00:34:43Well, I don't really know him.
00:34:45I met him for the first time today.
00:34:46At his apartment?
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:48What did you say I'm about?
00:34:49Well, about a...
00:34:50About what, Denny?
00:34:52This yours?
00:34:53Yes.
00:34:53I gave it to him.
00:34:55That checks.
00:34:56We found it in his hand.
00:34:58He's dead.
00:34:59What?
00:35:00Murder.
00:35:02Murder?
00:35:02Murder?
00:35:03You're mixed up in a murder.
00:35:05I knew someday he...
00:35:07Mother!
00:35:07Shh!
00:35:08What does she know, Denny?
00:35:10How do I know what she knows?
00:35:12She knows everything.
00:35:14She's my mother-in-law.
00:35:16Yeah.
00:35:17I've had a couple myself.
00:35:19Bill, what is it all about?
00:35:21What's the...
00:35:21All right, ladies.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Leave us have a word with Mr. Denny.
00:35:25Alone.
00:35:29Thank you, Don.
00:35:29Oh, poor Mr. Jonas.
00:35:32Such a nice fellow.
00:35:33So generous.
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:35Give me his last bullet in the back.
00:35:38All right, Denny.
00:35:39Well...
00:35:40About a dog.
00:35:44Jonas lost a dog.
00:35:45I found one.
00:35:46This one.
00:35:47He followed me home and...
00:35:49Well, sort of became an anniversary present.
00:35:52For my wife.
00:35:53But for the love of mine, don't tell her that.
00:35:55Her mother never let me hear the end of it.
00:35:57Sounds fishy to me.
00:35:58It's fishy about it.
00:36:00Look, it's simple.
00:36:01Jonas put an ad in the paper.
00:36:03I thought this was him.
00:36:04So I called him to tell him I'd have him back just as soon as I could take him for a walk.
00:36:08Who?
00:36:08Jonas?
00:36:09A natural...
00:36:09No!
00:36:10The dog.
00:36:11This one.
00:36:11Jonas' dog.
00:36:12Only he's not Jonas' dog.
00:36:14But here, let me show you.
00:36:15Was it this morning's post?
00:36:16Probably the internet's telegram.
00:36:17Okay, let's go.
00:36:18Yeah, let's go.
00:36:19Wait a minute.
00:36:21Katie!
00:36:23Come in here.
00:36:25Katie!
00:36:26Come on.
00:36:27This is the paper.
00:36:28Never mind.
00:36:29Never mind.
00:36:30Oh, my.
00:36:31I told you.
00:36:32I told you.
00:36:33I told you.
00:36:33If you'll give me a chance, I'll try to explain.
00:36:38You bring him back here.
00:36:40You can't take him away.
00:36:42Want to bet?
00:36:42Yep.
00:36:49It's Gilly we want, all right.
00:36:51Here.
00:36:52Take a good look at this innocent push.
00:36:56He's wanted in every country you can name.
00:36:58And some you can.
00:37:00Last heard from, he was in the can in Paris.
00:37:02The feds want him and I want him.
00:37:04Now get out and bring him in.
00:37:05You too, old Rappaport.
00:37:06What's the matter with you?
00:37:10Why can't you listen?
00:37:11What is this, another irate taxpayer?
00:37:13This is the one who left his card on Jonas.
00:37:16All right, come on.
00:37:17Beat it.
00:37:17Get the lead out.
00:37:18Go on, will you?
00:37:19You in charge here?
00:37:20That's your service.
00:37:21Well, what kind of a department do you run anyway?
00:37:23I tried to explain to these two Cossacks.
00:37:25I found a dog.
00:37:27Let me show you.
00:37:27Then just because I tried to return it, they arrest you.
00:37:33Here it is.
00:37:34Welsh Terrier.
00:37:35Exactly like the dog I found.
00:37:36Just because some fellow got murdered, there's no excuse to...
00:37:38We don't want him.
00:37:39Show the citizen out.
00:37:40My child cried all night.
00:37:42Find her, please return.
00:37:43Reward, Drexel Tower.
00:37:44Drexel Towers?
00:37:45Say, this isn't the same address.
00:37:47Beat it.
00:37:48Go claim the reward.
00:37:51Hey, now.
00:37:57Drexel Towers?
00:38:03I don't get it.
00:38:11I've told you and told you.
00:38:13But no, you wouldn't listen.
00:38:16Will you stop it, Mother?
00:38:17He didn't murder anyone.
00:38:18Well, you know, it's what he called.
00:38:21They hold all murderers incommunicado.
00:38:24That's why.
00:38:24Please, Mother, please.
00:38:26Oh.
00:38:27I'll brain him.
00:38:29I'll kill him.
00:38:30I'll absolutely crush every bone in his head.
00:38:34Five.
00:38:35Oh, there you are.
00:38:37Oh, you're right.
00:38:38What is it?
00:38:39Why did you phone?
00:38:40I've been trying to get the idiotic wire all evening.
00:38:43Oh, are you guilty?
00:38:44What did you do?
00:38:44Tell me!
00:38:45Hey, hold it, will you?
00:38:47Tell me everything.
00:38:49Why did you do it?
00:38:50Oh, darling.
00:38:51I'll try and understand.
00:38:53Take it easy.
00:38:54It wasn't anything I tell you.
00:38:56Nothing at all.
00:38:57Nothing at all.
00:39:00Nothing he says.
00:39:02So, what did they want with you?
00:39:05Whose man was murdered?
00:39:06I don't know.
00:39:07Somebody I met.
00:39:08For a minute.
00:39:09Why'd they drag you away?
00:39:11Because I met him and talked to him for a minute.
00:39:14I meet a lot of people.
00:39:15Routine checkup.
00:39:16Man murdered.
00:39:17They usually ask questions.
00:39:18And you are involved.
00:39:20Mother.
00:39:20Naturally.
00:39:21I murder somebody every day.
00:39:29What's with her?
00:39:31She hoped she was going to a hanging.
00:39:34Yours.
00:39:35Just the same.
00:39:37I ought to flail you to your welcome rings.
00:39:39By the way, Mother's leaving.
00:39:52Three chairs.
00:39:54Florida?
00:39:55Only for the evening.
00:39:57A modern art lecture.
00:39:59Oh.
00:40:00Oh, well.
00:40:02Two chairs for modern art.
00:40:03Archie needs a walk.
00:40:13Hey.
00:40:16When's Mother going?
00:40:18In about 15 minutes.
00:40:21Back in 16.
00:40:22Bill!
00:40:31Bill!
00:40:32Don't talk to anybody!
00:40:44A little more on the ears, Kitty.
00:40:47And on the right front paw.
00:40:48I think we've matched the description pretty accurately.
00:41:03What about sex?
00:41:05Sex?
00:41:06Ah, the fires of youth.
00:41:08I mean, is this dog the right sex?
00:41:11Oh, uh.
00:41:13Well, they don't mention which.
00:41:15But this one will do fine.
00:41:16All I need is an animal to get me in to see who our friends are.
00:41:22Mr. Newme is obviously one of them.
00:41:31Uh, no.
00:41:32You remain here, Gilly.
00:41:34In case your screwball friend answers our ad.
00:41:39What if he answers this one?
00:41:41Newme's.
00:41:42In that case, I shall be there to welcome him.
00:41:46Come along, doggie.
00:41:58Thank you, Charles.
00:42:02Harbor Drive, number seven.
00:42:17Hello, Sir.
00:42:33How long is he?
00:43:21Penthouse.
00:43:36Hello?
00:43:46Hello?
00:43:51Anybody home?
00:43:53Oh, you know you're home, huh?
00:44:02Oh, I beg your pardon, sir.
00:44:17I hope I'm not disturbing you.
00:44:19Oh, I knocked.
00:44:23The door was open, so I came in.
00:44:26Hey, it's about your advertisement for the dog you lost.
00:44:42Why, it's Mr. Jonas.
00:44:43But you're supposed to be...
00:44:50dead.
00:44:52My hat is funny.
00:44:58My hat is funny.
00:45:14Archie!
00:45:17Archie!
00:45:18Archie!
00:45:19Archie!
00:45:20Find out! Find out! Find out!
00:45:25Hello? Police?
00:45:51Oh. No, Mrs. Denny. Nothing new.
00:45:55But it's after two.
00:45:58So it's after two. So maybe he's been a little delayed.
00:46:03Why don't you just go back to bed?
00:46:07Mother, I'm scared.
00:46:11Denny. He's probably only on a bender.
00:46:15What did I tell you?
00:46:28Oh!
00:46:30And just where have you been all this time? You were going to be back in 16 minutes.
00:46:35I took a walk?
00:46:38You took a walk.
00:46:41I walked for hours trying to think...
00:46:44Walking in your condition?
00:46:46Couldn't you phone if you suddenly decided to have a roll in the gutter?
00:46:49Oh, look at you!
00:46:50Oh, please, honey. Not now. I... I'm upset.
00:46:55You're upset?
00:46:56What about me?
00:46:58Expecting the phone to ring any minute and have the police tell me they found your body?
00:47:02Oh, body?
00:47:03Cherchez la femme, I always say.
00:47:06Where's he been and who is she?
00:47:08Not that he'll tell you anything but a big, fat lie.
00:47:11I've never seen the man yet.
00:47:14Go away!
00:47:17Well, if I'm going to be spoken to like that by my own daughter in my own house...
00:47:23How sharper than a serpent's tooth!
00:47:34I'm sorry I blew up, darling.
00:47:37I know with her around all the time it's murder for me.
00:47:39Murder? It's not that.
00:47:42Well, then what is it? Is anything wrong?
00:47:45Are you sober?
00:47:46Oh, no.
00:47:48I mean, certainly I'm sober.
00:47:50Do I look drunk?
00:47:51Yes, but I don't suppose a little hair off the same dog will make much difference.
00:47:56Look, Katie, there's something I've got to tell you about Archie.
00:48:01You're feverish. Your head's hot.
00:48:04Oh, Archie's hot. Very hot. He's the hottest dog in town.
00:48:09He's stolen.
00:48:10And what's more...
00:48:11What's he doing here? I thought I lost him.
00:48:17He's not lost or even stolen.
00:48:19He came back all by himself and on time.
00:48:22Now, where were you?
00:48:23Not now. I'm going to take him for a walk.
00:48:26Oh, it's Brandy.
00:48:27Thanks.
00:48:28You'd never make it to the corner. You're going to bed.
00:48:30You've got a lot of explaining.
00:48:31No, later, later.
00:48:32I tell you, we've got to get rid of him.
00:48:33Right away. Now.
00:48:35He's the kisser.
00:48:35Dad feeds her.
00:48:36Get rid of Archie.
00:48:37Of course.
00:48:39Since the dog's a witness to what you've been up to all night.
00:48:42If Archie could only talk.
00:48:48If he only could.
00:48:52Archie.
00:48:53The dog's name is Archie.
00:48:58Twice, Mr. Jones.
00:49:00You've been murdered twice.
00:49:02The dog's name is Archie.
00:49:32All nice and comfy, aren't you?
00:49:50You like it here, aren't you?
00:49:53Yeah.
00:49:58Come on.
00:50:00Freedom.
00:50:02Find yourself a lady, friend.
00:50:17Oh, lamb chop.
00:50:20A dollar forty-nine a pound.
00:50:26Nice juicy lamb chop.
00:50:28And there it is.
00:50:36It's all yours.
00:50:40What's the matter, boy?
00:50:43Don't you trust old Bill?
00:50:44See, it's right out here.
00:50:58Open up.
00:50:59Open this door.
00:51:06Wait.
00:51:06Just you wait till I get my hands on you.
00:51:09Oh, it's you, O'Hara.
00:51:31Well, I see you're home again, Mr. Denny.
00:51:33Yeah, the dog locked me.
00:51:35I mean I got locked out.
00:51:37The door swung closed.
00:51:38I'll go in through the window.
00:51:41Here.
00:51:42Give me a hand.
00:51:43Why didn't you ring the bell?
00:51:44I didn't want to wake them.
00:51:46Shh.
00:51:46If I didn't have any consideration for others, don't you suppose I would have rung the bell?
00:51:50Oh, sure.
00:51:50Certainly, Mr. Denny.
00:51:51Good night, O'Hara.
00:51:52Good night.
00:51:53Good night.
00:51:534-1-0-4, O'Hara reporting in.
00:52:08Nothing.
00:52:10Oh.
00:52:11On that man missing, Lurk.
00:52:13Name of Denny.
00:52:14Yeah, that's him.
00:52:16Well, he's not missing anymore.
00:52:18No.
00:52:23Hello.
00:52:38Who?
00:52:41Just a minute.
00:52:43Darling.
00:52:44Hmm?
00:52:44Darling, wake up.
00:52:45Yeah?
00:52:46It's for you.
00:52:47I'll find time of night.
00:52:49Hello.
00:52:52Yeah?
00:52:53Yes, I know.
00:53:00Who was it?
00:53:01Your police.
00:53:03Tell me you've been found.
00:53:10Now, how in the world did they know?
00:53:15I did it.
00:53:17Don't sound like it, O'Neal.
00:53:18Well, I don't know, Captain.
00:53:21If it's him that phoned, it don't sound like he did.
00:53:23He was more kind of sassy-like.
00:53:25Try it again, O'Denny, and be sassy.
00:53:28I will not.
00:53:30And my name is not O'Denny.
00:53:32It's Denny.
00:53:34Denny?
00:53:35No O?
00:53:35No.
00:53:36O.
00:53:37Get back to your division.
00:53:39Yes, sir.
00:53:40Now, see here.
00:53:41If I killed Jonas and walked in here on my own free will to tell you I found his body, wouldn't I be crazy?
00:53:46The only reason you're not in a straitjacket right now is on account of we don't have one handy.
00:53:51In all my 34 years on the force, I never heard of any stiff getting knocked off twice.
00:53:57And in two different places.
00:54:00Homicide, O'Ryan.
00:54:03Homicide, O'Ryan.
00:54:04You sure?
00:54:10It's Gilly the blade.
00:54:12Now then, O'Denny.
00:54:14Maybe you're not as crazy as you seem.
00:54:16The body you said we'd find is there, all right.
00:54:19Only it's not Jonas.
00:54:20I tell you it is.
00:54:22I was as close to him as I am to you.
00:54:24I'd know him anywhere.
00:54:25It was Jonas in that bathtub with the extra hole in his hand.
00:54:28We've had Jonas on ice in the morgue ever since.
00:54:30Is that him?
00:54:32Yes.
00:54:33Poor fellow.
00:54:35What about this one?
00:54:37I never saw him before.
00:54:39This one's Jonas.
00:54:40The first one was Gilly the blade, the same one we just found dead.
00:54:44Now, as I see it, Gilly must have killed Jonas just before you got to Jonas' apartment.
00:54:49Now do you understand?
00:54:51He might have murdered me, too.
00:54:55An oversight.
00:54:56He caught him like that.
00:54:59You want to tell us now how come you went to the Drexel Towers and found Gilly?
00:55:03What did you want to see him about?
00:55:05About a dog.
00:55:06I told you.
00:55:08Just like I went to Jonas' apartment.
00:55:10The ad in the paper, then the other one.
00:55:13This one.
00:55:14Don't give me that daffy taffy pole again.
00:55:17All you have to do is read it.
00:55:18If you can read.
00:55:22Large cat.
00:55:23Large bracelet.
00:55:25Large dog.
00:55:26Dark ears.
00:55:27Dark saddle.
00:55:28But that's it.
00:55:28Dark right front core.
00:55:31Mr. Newby.
00:55:32Siemens Hotel.
00:55:34Huh?
00:55:34What's a flea bag like the Siemens Hotel got to do with the Drexel Towers?
00:55:38Oh.
00:55:40Oh, my.
00:55:42Better get to this Siemens Hotel.
00:55:45Well, if I found a body at the Drexel Towers through this ad, maybe this one.
00:55:54Come on.
00:55:55You two are going to be everybody.
00:55:57Come on.
00:55:58Come on.
00:55:59Don't shout.
00:55:59Take it easy.
00:56:00Hey, you in here, Newby.
00:56:29Oh, no.
00:56:31Please.
00:56:31Come on.
00:56:35That's Mr. Newby.
00:56:37Now, that's what I call a charmingly furnished room.
00:56:40The dog followed me home.
00:56:44My wife thought I'd bought an anniversary present.
00:56:47I didn't tell her the truth, figuring I'd return the dog, tell her it ran away, buy her another one.
00:56:53Well, the first ad was Jonas, and he's dead.
00:56:57Then this Gilly, the one I thought was Jonas.
00:56:59His ad, he's dead.
00:57:04Now these other two.
00:57:05Oh, where will it all end?
00:57:07I don't know.
00:57:08Seen any more ads?
00:57:10Now then, old Denny.
00:57:11Who's this Newby here with Fat Freddy?
00:57:13I tell you, I don't know.
00:57:15Probably all in it together.
00:57:17Had her falling out, and Gilly knocked Jonas off.
00:57:20Then Jonas, I mean Fat Freddy, knocked Gilly off to even the score.
00:57:24So Gilly turns right around and knocks...
00:57:26But who did for Fat Freddy and his foreigner?
00:57:30I'm old Denny.
00:57:31I mean Denny.
00:57:32You.
00:57:32Who, who's this Newby?
00:57:35What do you know about him?
00:57:36Nothing, Ernest.
00:57:37He checked in three or four days ago off a tramp ship.
00:57:40Anybody visit him?
00:57:41Yeah.
00:57:41Who?
00:57:42Him.
00:57:47Now what?
00:57:48Full across the hall, said he heard an argument, and then two quick shots.
00:57:52Two shots?
00:57:53Two bodies?
00:57:54Sounds like a reliable witness for once.
00:57:56What else?
00:57:57Then he said he saw two guys come in.
00:57:59Two different guys.
00:58:01After the shots.
00:58:02Well, why didn't he report it?
00:58:05Figured it was normal for here.
00:58:07What about two other men?
00:58:08Yeah, yeah.
00:58:09There's two fellas, but they only stayed a minute.
00:58:11Know them?
00:58:11No.
00:58:12The dog.
00:58:13What about that dog?
00:58:14Archie?
00:58:15Who's Archie?
00:58:16The dog.
00:58:18Oh, he couldn't have done it.
00:58:19And when he wasn't with me, he was with my wife.
00:58:21There's a connection.
00:58:22There's got to be.
00:58:23That's what I've been telling you.
00:58:26The dog is hot.
00:58:27He's the kiss of death.
00:58:28He's...
00:58:29Oh, my.
00:58:31My wife.
00:58:32My Katie.
00:58:33She's in danger.
00:58:34They'll kill her, too.
00:58:35Let me out of here.
00:58:35Ah, so.
00:58:37Your wife's in this, too.
00:58:38Are you nuts?
00:58:39She's probably out with him now, walking.
00:58:41With who?
00:58:42Archie.
00:58:42Aha.
00:58:43Who's Archie?
00:58:44Oh, the dog.
00:58:46Archie's the dog's name.
00:58:48Please, she's with him.
00:58:49They'll kill her, too.
00:58:50Like they killed all he's done.
00:58:51Oh, gee, if you dare, I'll throw your nice, fresh bones away.
00:59:18Oh, the dog's name.
00:59:18Oh, the dog's name.
00:59:21Oh, the dog.
00:59:23Oh, the dog's name.
00:59:25Okay, baby.
00:59:26Hey, hey.
00:59:27See you?
00:59:27You?
00:59:28Archie!
00:59:31Hey!
00:59:32The dog.
00:59:34The dog.
00:59:42Catch.
00:59:43Ah, you got it, huh?
00:59:45Good.
00:59:54What's this?
00:59:56Bones?
00:59:57But whose?
00:59:59What are you trying to pull?
01:00:01Come on, start talking and talk fast.
01:00:03I don't know, but...
01:00:05That's the stuff she had on her.
01:00:08I drank it right here.
01:00:10You don't think I pull anything, do you?
01:00:12Son of a pal.
01:00:24If one hair of her head's been injured,
01:00:26I'll have your hairs, heads, hides,
01:00:28and that idiot Orion's, too.
01:00:30Take it easy, Mr. Dennis.
01:00:31She'll be back.
01:00:33There she is.
01:00:39Katie?
01:00:39Oh, I need one.
01:00:43They've got her, too.
01:00:44Now, where is she?
01:00:45Where is she?
01:00:45What have you done with her?
01:00:47No, what about my wife?
01:00:48My wife.
01:00:50Why my wife?
01:00:51Come on, come on.
01:00:51Lorraine wants to question this dog.
01:00:53I mean, we're taking him in, see?
01:00:59Fine, mother.
01:01:00What are you doing?
01:01:01Come on, in.
01:01:02What are you doing?
01:01:02I didn't decide.
01:01:03Let's go.
01:01:04What?
01:01:04Oh, I...
01:01:05See anything?
01:01:12Just plain dog.
01:01:13All we could find was a couple of fleas.
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:16Get that mud out of here.
01:01:17Here, he's yours.
01:01:19He's not mine.
01:01:20I don't want him.
01:01:21I don't want him either, see?
01:01:22Your wife wants him.
01:01:24He's her anniversary present.
01:01:25You are the driver of the table.
01:01:29For all you hurt, my wife's playing at some holy.
01:01:32With a knife in her back and a bullet in her head.
01:01:35Hey, hey, hey.
01:01:36Don't get him out.
01:01:37Oh, baby.
01:01:39You all right, honey?
01:01:41Oh, certainly, darling.
01:01:42Where are you calling from?
01:01:43Oh, that's right.
01:01:44Mother told me you're in jail.
01:01:45Guess what?
01:01:47We're rich.
01:01:48Filthy, dirty rich.
01:01:49Huh?
01:01:50You sound funny.
01:01:52Are you sure you're all right?
01:01:54Oh, never better.
01:01:55Never richer.
01:01:57Bill, don't say a word.
01:01:58Stand on your rights.
01:02:00We can afford the best lawyer there is.
01:02:01I know you couldn't have done whatever it is you did.
01:02:03Oh, come on, come on.
01:02:05Let's count it again.
01:02:07Bill?
01:02:07Huh?
01:02:10Hey.
01:02:11Ah, you don't know what to do with him, huh?
01:02:13Hey, wait a minute.
01:02:14Oh, fellas, where are you taking me now?
01:02:20So much for you.
01:02:21Hey, you're sure that'll hold him?
01:02:27Yes.
01:02:29Pay me when you pick him up.
01:02:31Here, you'll need this receipt.
01:02:34The soup is getting cold.
01:02:36Like ice.
01:02:37Two dollars a day.
01:02:38You want him bathed or clipped?
01:02:40So it's getting cold.
01:02:42Uh, they hate that, don't they?
01:02:45Here.
01:02:46Here.
01:02:49Do both.
01:02:51All day I'm melting over a hot stove.
01:02:56Believe me, she's got a long ways to melt.
01:02:59Shut up, you flea-bitten mutt.
01:03:05Why should I?
01:03:29Why should I give it to the police?
01:03:30It's not theirs.
01:03:31It's mine.
01:03:32The man gave it all to me.
01:03:33He gave it to me personally.
01:03:35He must have wanted me to have it if he wanted the police to have it and have given it to them.
01:03:38What are you?
01:03:38But, baby.
01:03:39Probably one of these eccentrices, like he's seen in the movies, has more money than he knows what to do with, so he gave some to me.
01:03:44Share them off.
01:03:45Make money circulate and all like that.
01:03:47Is that what he said?
01:03:48No.
01:03:49Anyway, I gave it to me and I want to keep it.
01:03:50But you can't keep it, Katie.
01:03:52Why can't she?
01:03:53If the man gave it to her, he wanted her to have it.
01:03:55We've just been all through that argument.
01:03:57You never gave her a hundred thousand dollars.
01:03:59You never gave her anything but a headache.
01:04:01Let's see here, Mother.
01:04:02Please, Mother, don't pick on him.
01:04:03Come on, let's all go out and spend some of it.
01:04:06Him that spends what isn't his and gives it back or goes to...
01:04:10Miss Bill!
01:04:12Oh, is that a way to treat money?
01:04:15Oh, my God.
01:04:19Ah!
01:04:20Even if it was yours, you couldn't spend it.
01:04:22Not this money.
01:04:23It is mine.
01:04:24And why can't I?
01:04:25Because it's counterfeit.
01:04:26What?
01:04:27Counterfeit.
01:04:28Phony.
01:04:29Oh, baby.
01:04:29These are as phony as mother's false teeth.
01:04:31Uh, I mean, uh, anybody's mother's false teeth.
01:04:34Look.
01:04:35Look at that smudge on Lincoln's beard.
01:04:37Look at that 20.
01:04:38Notice anything odd about Andrew Jackson?
01:04:40Now, look carefully at his nose.
01:04:45It's running!
01:04:47And don't you say so.
01:04:48He's got a cold.
01:04:49Oh, I don't get it.
01:04:51Why would the man give it to me if it's no good?
01:04:54Why would any eccentric, rich, millionaire, deliberately fool,
01:04:58a trusting, unsuspecting girl he doesn't even know?
01:05:00That's what makes him eccentric.
01:05:04Bring him in.
01:05:05This is my wife.
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:09Uh, darling, uh, tell him.
01:05:10Oh, yes, I'm his wife.
01:05:12Congratulations.
01:05:12No, I mean about this money.
01:05:14Oh.
01:05:16A man gave it to me.
01:05:18What man?
01:05:19Uh, a man I never set eyes on before.
01:05:22My husband says it's all counterfeit.
01:05:25I can see it's phony, lady.
01:05:27Any idiot, even a blind one could tell.
01:05:30Now, look, old Denny.
01:05:31We specialize in murder here.
01:05:33Homicide and all like that.
01:05:35Why don't you take this to the proper authorities?
01:05:38Because I'm convinced this has some connection with these murders.
01:05:41And so has the dog.
01:05:42Oh, no.
01:05:42Dog, what dog?
01:05:43No, Archie.
01:05:44I wouldn't put anything past that dog.
01:05:45What in the world are you talking about?
01:05:47Will you kindly shut up and not interrupt?
01:05:49I will not shut up and you keep still when I'm interrupting.
01:05:52Can you tell me what he's raving about?
01:05:54I wouldn't presume.
01:05:55Well, can anyone?
01:05:56Well, just how could my little dog know anything about this counterfeit money?
01:06:00Will you please let me explain?
01:06:03Go ahead.
01:06:04Explain.
01:06:05I'm listening.
01:06:08Well, it all began when I...
01:06:09Hey.
01:06:11Go ahead.
01:06:12Go on.
01:06:13Go ahead.
01:06:15We brought him the money.
01:06:17Let's go home, doctor.
01:06:17Oh, Mrs. O'Denny.
01:06:18Are you under the impression that your husband purchased that dog for you as an anniversary present?
01:06:25Of course I am.
01:06:26Certainly he did.
01:06:27Darling, let's go.
01:06:29According to your husband's testimony, he did no such thing.
01:06:33He says, your husband says, that he, the dog, followed him, your husband, home.
01:06:39He, the dog, was lost or something.
01:06:42He forgot it was your anniversary.
01:06:45Your husband forgot.
01:06:47Not the dog.
01:06:49Never.
01:06:49I never forgot.
01:06:51Oh, what's he talking about?
01:06:52Bill, is this true?
01:06:56But I didn't forget.
01:06:58Look, I tried to tell you last night that I...
01:07:00But the anniversary card was in Archie's mouth.
01:07:03And it said, happy anniversary, darling.
01:07:06And it was in Archie's handwriting.
01:07:08It was in your handwriting.
01:07:10Archie picked it up.
01:07:11After I wrote it, to put it in the box with the nightgown I bought.
01:07:14Nightgown?
01:07:15What nightgown?
01:07:16For you.
01:07:16I bought it for you.
01:07:17You didn't buy me any nightgown?
01:07:19Sure I did.
01:07:20That is, I started to.
01:07:22Then Archie broke the showcase.
01:07:23In the store.
01:07:24I meant out the card.
01:07:25You've been acting very strange lately.
01:07:27I'll take him home now.
01:07:28Do that lady and keep him there.
01:07:31Why did that man give her the money?
01:07:33Why did he pick her to serve a briefcase for her on
01:07:35if it wasn't because she was with that dog?
01:07:37Why was Jonas killed?
01:07:39That nice...
01:07:39That Mr. Gilly, too.
01:07:41What about those other two men murdered in that hotel?
01:07:43Why?
01:07:43On account of that dog.
01:07:44I tell you, that dog knows plenty.
01:07:46Oh, my nonsense.
01:07:48Now Archie's a murderer.
01:07:50Honey, calm yourself.
01:07:51We'll go home now.
01:07:52Can I have Archie, too, please?
01:07:53He's got him.
01:07:56He's lost.
01:07:57Lost?
01:07:57He ran away.
01:07:58Archie, he never.
01:07:59I tell you, he did.
01:08:00Why would he when he adores that?
01:08:02He ran away, and then we're lucky he's gone.
01:08:03You've done something to him.
01:08:05Oh, don't you understand?
01:08:06That dog's responsible for...
01:08:07You'll get him back.
01:08:08I'll get you another dog.
01:08:10Archie!
01:08:12Or else.
01:08:16Copper.
01:08:17I'll get you a bigger one!
01:08:20I want Archie!
01:08:21And now come back here.
01:08:23Get him!
01:08:30Nighty night!
01:08:35Well, you finally learned how to handle him.
01:08:38My own wife!
01:08:41My own flesh and blood!
01:08:54Shut up, you mutt!
01:08:56Oh, no!
01:09:08Oh, no!
01:09:11Miss Catherine Denny live here?
01:09:12No, they moved.
01:09:13I seen her ad.
01:09:13It sounded like this.
01:09:14Here's her dog.
01:09:15Some guy boarded it with me.
01:09:17Shifty-looking character he was.
01:09:18I...
01:09:19Say!
01:09:21Ain't you him?
01:09:22No!
01:09:22Oh, sure you're him.
01:09:24I don't get it.
01:09:28Archie!
01:09:29That's all.
01:09:30It's just the same.
01:09:31Give me a minute, mister.
01:09:32You trying to get me out of my reward?
01:09:34I'm sorry!
01:09:38Six bucks.
01:09:39That's a reward?
01:09:41What about his cage and board?
01:09:43I stuffed him and warmed him.
01:09:45And he bit me twice.
01:09:45Give me a bill, may I check?
01:09:47Hey, lady, what's this guy put?
01:09:48Oh.
01:09:51Yes.
01:09:52Twenty bucks.
01:10:00Hey!
01:10:02No news!
01:10:03It's a phony!
01:10:10More like it.
01:10:12Good night.
01:10:12Good night.
01:10:12Darling, darling.
01:10:24Huh?
01:10:29Oh, you big mallet head, you.
01:10:34Oh.
01:10:35I couldn't take another night of Mother's snoring.
01:10:50Reward!
01:10:51That man, just now day him.
01:10:53He said you advertised.
01:10:54So?
01:10:55I'll cancel the ad in a little while.
01:10:57Hello?
01:10:58Okay, Katie, I got...
01:10:58Oh, come on, darling.
01:10:59Mother will be away for hours.
01:11:01Dymetics tonight.
01:11:02We've got the whole house all to ourselves.
01:11:07Stop!
01:11:08Oh, me.
01:11:08What's with you?
01:11:09Some lover.
01:11:10Look, Katie, let's go for a walk or something.
01:11:12It's a wonderful night of big moons, stars.
01:11:14It's raining now.
01:11:16Oh.
01:11:16Well, let's go to the movies.
01:11:17It's a terrific picture.
01:11:18You want to go to a movie now?
01:11:20Sure.
01:11:21Why not?
01:11:21Bill, Danny, what are you doing?
01:11:23I've got my nightgown on.
01:11:25It's adorable.
01:11:26What's the matter with you?
01:11:28Oh, company.
01:11:32Oh.
01:11:35This hot?
01:11:36Yeah.
01:11:40Okay, lady, leave us have it.
01:11:41What do you want?
01:11:42Fix that.
01:11:44Who are you?
01:11:44Never mind.
01:11:45That's the man who gave me the money.
01:11:47Yeah.
01:11:47Sit down.
01:11:48Huh?
01:11:50You heard me.
01:11:52Sit down.
01:11:54If you don't mind.
01:11:55Now, stay here.
01:11:56This is our house.
01:11:57Shut up, lady.
01:11:59Shut up.
01:12:00And go get it.
01:12:01Yes, darling.
01:12:01Shut up.
01:12:03Are you going to just sit here and let these two, I don't know what, treat us like this
01:12:07in our own house?
01:12:08Yes, darling.
01:12:09I'm going to just sit right here.
01:12:11Very quietly.
01:12:12He's smart, lady.
01:12:13Be like him.
01:12:14He's a coward.
01:12:15Yes, sir.
01:12:16I certainly am.
01:12:17I always take ether to get my hair cut.
01:12:21You say.
01:12:22Are you going to let this?
01:12:23Yes, dear.
01:12:24Get it, lady.
01:12:25Get it to us quick.
01:12:26Then we brought it to the police.
01:12:28Police?
01:12:28Yes, police.
01:12:29And even if we did.
01:12:30Stop horsing around.
01:12:31I ain't got no time for no gas.
01:12:37Hey, you're stinging it, dumb mother.
01:12:38It's me.
01:12:39Wait.
01:12:40Get out.
01:12:41Get out.
01:12:43Hey, Max, get out.
01:12:44Come on.
01:12:44Ow.
01:12:46I think that's all there in the house, Dale.
01:12:49Oh, you killed Archie.
01:12:55My Archie.
01:12:56Oh, that's too bad.
01:12:57Are you?
01:12:57Now, go get it.
01:13:00I tell you, we brought the money to the police.
01:13:02A hundred Gs.
01:13:04You mean you give the cops a hundred Gs?
01:13:07Yes.
01:13:08It was no good.
01:13:09Any idiot, even a blind one, could tell that money was phony.
01:13:13You mean I passed a hundred Gs in a queer?
01:13:18No, no.
01:13:18She's stolen.
01:13:20Oh, yes.
01:13:20You ask Mr. O'Brien.
01:13:22He's in the homicide department where they have murdered and things.
01:13:25The money bank.
01:13:25Well, I guess that's my sonny.
01:13:28I couldn't get it.
01:13:31I think I'm 99 years in a deep freeze.
01:13:34Maybe life I should live so long.
01:13:36No, don't be a joke, Max.
01:13:38It's safe.
01:13:39The money's safe.
01:13:39I figured that we could have the money and the stuff, too.
01:13:42That's neat, huh?
01:13:43You don't, you don't think that I would double cross a pal, do you, Max?
01:13:49Yeah!
01:14:01Katie!
01:14:02Oh, my Katie!
01:14:05Oh, my Katie!
01:14:10Two more?
01:14:12Yes.
01:14:13Not counting my wife and Archie.
01:14:16You know.
01:14:17The dog?
01:14:18You mean to say you...
01:14:20Be right over.
01:14:21Go!
01:14:22Go!
01:14:22Go!
01:14:22Go!
01:14:22Go!
01:14:22Go!
01:14:24Go!
01:14:26Go!
01:14:26Go!
01:14:26Go!
01:14:26Go!
01:14:28Go!
01:14:28Go!
01:14:30Go!
01:14:30Go!
01:14:31Go!
01:14:31Go!
01:14:32Go!
01:14:33Go!
01:14:34Go!
01:14:35Go!
01:14:36Go!
01:14:37Go!
01:14:38Go!
01:14:39Go!
01:14:40Go!
01:14:41Go!
01:14:43Go!
01:14:43Go!
01:14:43Go!
01:14:44My, they're fast!
01:14:48Go!
01:14:48Oh, good evening, sir.
01:14:49Mrs. Catherine Denny at home.
01:14:50Um, you're not the police.
01:14:52This, uh, advertisement for a lost dog.
01:14:54Oh.
01:14:55Oh, there he is.
01:14:57You can take him.
01:14:58Welcome!
01:14:59Oh!
01:14:59A party, huh?
01:15:01Ah!
01:15:02Strangers to me.
01:15:03They shot each other.
01:15:06That's my wife.
01:15:10Where's that money?
01:15:11Them guys must have had it on.
01:15:13That hurt.
01:15:13Quickly, quickly.
01:15:14The money, please.
01:15:15Come on, come on.
01:15:15We can't wait all night.
01:15:22Get me out of here quick enough and funny.
01:15:26Fire escape.
01:15:31Open your mouth and you're dead.
01:15:35The other one.
01:15:42I'll be covering you from our...
01:16:01Well, Rappaport, look around upstairs.
01:16:04Who are they?
01:16:05Well, a nice assortment.
01:16:08Never mind her.
01:16:10Hey.
01:16:11O'Denny.
01:16:11O'Denny.
01:16:12You know who you got here?
01:16:15Don't tell me.
01:16:16There's a fortune in rewards.
01:16:17About five grand a piece.
01:16:19You'll find five more grand out that window.
01:16:28It's moving.
01:16:29Bring them up.
01:16:31Help me sort these.
01:16:34Peek the pusher.
01:16:36You got Max the umbrella, short weight Bert, and now peek the pusher no less.
01:16:40It's a clean up.
01:16:41How did you do it?
01:16:51Oh, Katie.
01:16:53Oh, my Katie.
01:16:56Oh.
01:16:56Oh.
01:16:57Oh.
01:16:59I knew it.
01:17:11He's murdered her.
01:17:14If I told her once, I could go.
01:17:16Mr. Denley finally rounded up the entire gang.
01:17:23Furthermore, as a result of the daring, unarmed, and single-handed capture by the fearless Mr. O'Denny...
01:17:27Okay, fearless.
01:17:29Eat your land, Chuck.
01:17:29...and the gang of counterfeiters also apprehended.
01:17:31Numerous rewards have been posted for the...
01:17:33We've heard it all nine times.
01:17:36Oh.
01:17:37Do we get a reward for the counterfeiters, too?
01:17:39Sure.
01:17:42Oh, boy.
01:17:43Am I going to pay an income tax this year?
01:17:46Oh, well.
01:17:48These two are the ones that put me in a higher bracket.
01:17:50Okay, eat your chops, you hero, you.
01:17:54What chops?
01:17:55Oh, you've eaten them already.
01:18:00I didn't even see them.
01:18:01Well, certainly you did.
01:18:02Too long, I have chops.
01:18:04Now, eat your vegetables.
01:18:05What are you talking?
01:18:05Oh, isn't that cute?
01:18:17Oh.
01:18:18Oh, never mind, dear.
01:18:19I've got a lovely steak for Archie in the icebox.
01:18:22I'll fix it for you.
01:18:23What?
01:18:23It'll only take a minute.
01:18:25Ouch.
01:18:26Oh, no, you...
01:18:28Shh.
01:18:31Ow!
01:18:32Ow!
01:18:32Ow!
01:18:33Ow!
01:18:33Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:34Ow!
01:18:35Ow!
01:18:35Ow!
01:18:35Ow!
01:18:37Ow!
01:18:38Ow!
01:18:38Ow!
01:18:39What?
01:18:40What?
01:18:40Come over you!
01:18:41Ow!
01:18:46What happened, Kate?
01:18:48Build it, Archie!
01:18:55And why shouldn't he?
01:18:57In his own house?
01:19:05Behave yourself
01:19:15When we're apart
01:19:17Just lock your heart
01:19:19And save yourself for me
01:19:22The world is full of dangers
01:19:26Be careful when you're wrong
01:19:28And don't take candy from strangers
01:19:31If you want to eat
01:19:33Come on back home
01:19:34Enslave yourself
01:19:36To no one new
01:19:38Remember to behave yourself
01:19:41Well don't you see
01:19:43If you behave yourself
01:19:46Then you can come down off the shelf
01:19:49And do your miss behaving with me
01:19:53Behave yourself
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