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00:00Everyone was excited about the annual fairytale costume ball.
00:21Everyone but me.
00:23I had always felt like an outsider, but lately it had gotten worse.
00:27I felt so alone.
00:28Nobody could possibly understand what I had been through.
00:31I couldn't get back my boyfriend, my pageant career, the family I grew up with, or the sister I never knew.
00:37But maybe the one thing I could get back was my memory of what happened to me during those 18 hours I blacked out.
00:44I had clues, but no way to follow them.
00:47The drawing on my arm and this picture of me with these two strangers.
00:51Could they help me fill in the blanks?
00:55I have a lead on your mysterious shenanicam photo.
00:58How? The girls aren't tagged. They're not on social.
01:01I know, but I've been stalking the account. It looks like it's run by a student who documents campus life.
01:06Whenever the photographer posts, they tag their location. That's how we find them.
01:11We just need to go to the Hughes campus and wait for them to post again.
01:13Oh my god, that's genius.
01:15What's genius?
01:16I figured out a way to find the person who posted that photo of Magnolia at Hughes University.
01:21We are going to retrace our steps that day to jog her memory.
01:24We're gonna hang over this bitch.
01:26I mean, didn't they get bit by a tiger in the hangover?
01:29And didn't someone marry a hooker?
01:31Yes, but they still found their friend.
01:33And, once we solve this, I will have the perfect story to use in my interview for John Jay.
01:38What's that?
01:39College for Criminal Justice.
01:41I decided to become a cop, like my dad.
01:44I would have told you, but you're a little busy with brick.
01:50Let's go to Hughes first thing Saturday.
01:52Saturday is the dance.
01:54So, we'll just have to make it back in time.
01:56This is gonna be awesome.
01:58Not for me.
02:00Yay!
02:01Yay! Hangover!
02:02Yeah!
02:03We'll go with you guys.
02:04Sure.
02:05If Magnolia remembered that day, she might remember the night before.
02:09What did you do?
02:13Maleri.
02:14What's all this?
02:16It's a teaser of my costume for the dance.
02:18And I got you a costume, too.
02:21Can you try it on? I want to see how we'll look together.
02:23Now?
02:39I was mortified.
02:42Was the costume too small?
02:44Or was my body too big?
02:50What happened? I wanted to see it on you.
02:52Oh, you hate it?
02:53Because I can get us different costumes.
02:54No, that's not it.
02:56There are a few other princess dresses, but they weren't in your size.
02:59This isn't my size.
03:01It's... too small.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05Hey, why?
03:06I mean...
03:07You're gonna look great in whatever costume, and...
03:10No point is for me to get you out of it anyway.
03:13Right?
03:14I had the hottest boyfriend alive, and I couldn't enjoy him.
03:22Even if I could get out of my head about my body, I couldn't stop thinking about Magnolia.
03:27I have that test tomorrow.
03:31What if she remembered seeing me with that probar?
03:33Did she see me kill him?
03:35Would she turn me in?
03:36We can't.
03:37My mom's gonna be home soon.
03:42What if I went to jail?
03:43Would Brick still want me then?
03:45Okay, are you just not into me?
03:47Because it's feeling like it did before you ditched me for Christian.
03:49He had to bring up Christian.
03:51No.
03:52This is not like that at all.
03:53I promise.
03:54Okay.
03:55Okay.
03:57I had to put this whole Magnolia thing to bed if I ever wanted to go to bed with Brick.
04:04What do you mean?
04:05I don't know.
04:06It's like Patty's not into it or something.
04:07Do you want me to just ask her?
04:08I mean, we're spending the day together Saturday.
04:10She volunteered to help me track down the girls from the photo.
04:13Okay, that's weird.
04:14Weirder than you talking to your ex about your current sex life.
04:19Or lack thereof.
04:20I've never had any complaints before.
04:23Are you asking?
04:26Wait, is there something?
04:27Magnolia?
04:28You have to tell me.
04:29No, I can't.
04:30Ask my friend, please.
04:31Okay.
04:32Fine.
04:33Fine.
04:34I can't say anything.
04:35But since you're asking, it's the way that you kiss.
04:40Sometimes it felt like you were trying to lick my tonsils.
04:43And sometimes you'd put your whole mouth over mine, and I felt like it was suffocating.
04:47And sometimes you'd stick your tongue in my mouth and you'd just leave it there like it was this weird, horrible slug.
04:54Gross.
04:55Gross.
04:56I sound horrible.
04:57You can get away with a lot when you're hot.
04:59Mm-hmm.
05:00What am I supposed to do?
05:02YouTube it.
05:04When it comes to being Masonville's mayor, I'm willing to roll up my sleeves and get in there.
05:20In fact, I'm so committed, I'll give y'all the shirt off my back.
05:28Masonville needs a strong man.
05:30Someone who can flex their power.
05:32Throw another couple 45s on there, Joe.
05:35Vote Bob Barnard.
05:37I got this.
05:39Unbelievable.
05:42He's too perfect.
05:44People want someone they can go have a beer with.
05:46Someone who's relatable, like me.
05:48You?
05:49Relatable?
05:50You're wearing an ascot and lipstick.
05:52It is tinted chapstick?
05:54Okay, fine.
05:55Point taken.
05:56Besides, you got bigger problems.
05:58Your little outburst at the wiener taco went viral.
06:02Screw your will and grace mayoral bullshit.
06:06I'm running for mayor, too.
06:08I mean, I thought it was awesome, but apparently people think you're a real dick for going off on your wife the night of a big event.
06:15I only spoke the truth.
06:16Bob, if you want to win mayor, you need people to like you.
06:19You have to issue a public apology.
06:21Are you serious?
06:22I finally stand up for myself, and you want me to apologize?
06:26No.
06:27No way.
06:28Rule number one in modern politics, never admit fault.
06:32It's like giving ammunition to your enemy.
06:34Bob, you have an image problem.
06:37I solve image problems for a living.
06:41We will do it my way.
06:43When one of my pageant girls has a snafu, I tell her to go out and do something good.
06:49Change the narrative.
06:50Get people on her side.
06:51So I need to go out and, I don't know, shake some hands, kiss some babies.
06:55We should have an event.
06:57Yeah.
06:58Yeah.
06:59Meet me at the park at lunch.
07:01I have an idea.
07:02Hey, where are you off to?
07:04I'm going to Hughes University for the day with Nani and Magnolia.
07:09What about your OA meeting?
07:11OA?
07:12As in Overeaters Anonymous?
07:14You're going to meetings?
07:15Yeah.
07:16You missed a lot while you were gone.
07:18I'm being of service to Magnolia.
07:21I'm helping her figure out what happened to her the night she blacked out.
07:24Um, can I speak to you for a moment?
07:28In private?
07:33Help, Magnolia.
07:34Are you crazy?
07:35If she remembers no state for you, no mayor for me.
07:39I'm going to cock-block her.
07:41Make sure she doesn't remember.
07:42Relax.
07:43That's better than a thing about food.
07:46That's Nani.
07:47I gotta go.
07:48I'll keep you posted.
07:53I thought seeing the campus would jog my memory, but I had zero recollection of being there.
07:58Looks like the photographer was just at the campus activity center.
08:01That sounds far away.
08:03The campus map says it's right here.
08:05Come on.
08:11I see him.
08:13Follow me.
08:15Hey, are you the campus life photographer?
08:17I am, but I'm on my way to photograph O'Reilly.
08:21Oh, Dory.
08:23Dory?
08:24Like, on my arm?
08:25Wait, did you draw it?
08:26No.
08:27You don't remember me.
08:29Did you take this?
08:31Yeah, I did, but I really-
08:32Do you still have the photos you took that day?
08:34Let me see your camera.
08:35Nani, he said he has to go.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Perfect.
08:40Thank you so much.
08:41No problem.
08:42Bye, girl.
08:43Bye.
08:44Bye.
08:45What's your name?
08:46What's your name?
08:47I don't remember.
08:48What, are you like Dory from Finding Nemo or something?
08:54You're the one who nicknamed me Dory.
08:56Do you remember anything else?
08:57I really have to go.
09:01Well, that's that.
09:02We should-
09:03Wow.
09:04He couldn't help us for two minutes.
09:06Rude.
09:07Come on, give him a break.
09:08People have been harassing him about that photo for weeks.
09:10It was the last time anyone saw Pierre before he went missing.
09:12Who's Pierre?
09:13The school mascot, the French Bulldog.
09:15People are freaking out that he's gone.
09:17Is it really that big of a deal?
09:18Yes.
09:19People at the school take football seriously.
09:21And Pierre is lucky.
09:22Ever since he went missing, we've been losing.
09:24Wait, do you know the other two girls in that photo?
09:26Come on, we really should go.
09:27We've taken up enough of his time.
09:28Everybody knows who they are since the photo went viral.
09:30Her name's Kelly and Jasmine.
09:32They live in Franklin Hall.
09:33Kelly and Jasmine.
09:35Franklin Hall.
09:36Hey, what's up, guys?
09:39Stu the Kissing Bandit back at you with another tutorial on how to kiss girls and make them
09:45want to come back for more.
09:47One thing to keep in mind, make sure that they actually want to kiss you back.
09:52There is nothing sexier than consent.
09:55You might be thinking, Stu, what if I don't want to subject my girlfriend to my crappy
10:00kissing practice?
10:01Well, I have the solution for you.
10:04Practice with a mango or any other small fist sized fruit with a soft, wet, pulpy inside
10:14and you cut a hole into a skin deep enough for your tongue and get down to business.
10:21Two things to keep in mind, guys.
10:24One, don't be a slobber puss.
10:26And two, be a little stingy with your tongue.
10:28Think of it as your flirty worm, not your choky anaconda.
10:34Okay, nobody likes that.
10:36And most of all, just have fun.
10:38Work.
10:39You just gotta do cardio.
10:40Get your pulse real high till you got the flow.
10:41Then you drop it to the, drop it to the, drop it to the, drop it to the flow.
10:42Break.
10:43And then you back from up.
10:44You just gotta do cardio.
10:45Get your pulse real high till you got the flow.
10:46Then you drop it to the, drop it to the, drop it to the flow.
10:47Break.
10:48And then you back from up.
10:49I don't know what to do.
11:19Oh, I can't thank you enough for letting me live with you.
11:24Once I get my nude self-portrait from storage, our apartment will feel like a home.
11:30Plus, honey, what's wrong?
11:34I can't find a date to the fairy tale formal tonight.
11:37Oh, baby girl, we will find you a date online.
11:42Who knows? The wheelchair might help.
11:45There is a fetish for everything.
11:49Um, no, no. Hi. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Can you read English?
11:54English.
11:54Yes. Okay, yeah. Because there is a sign on the door that says, we open in one hour.
12:01We open in one hour.
12:03W-O-N-A hour.
12:04Actually, we're here to see you.
12:06We saw the news story about the pageant girl who faked being in a wheelchair,
12:10only to actually end up being in a wheelchair and recognized you.
12:14Dixie, we're your first family.
12:15Uh, scam artists.
12:17Oh, yeah, looking to get a piece of the wiener taco.
12:20This is your dad.
12:21Okay.
12:22This is your brother, Henry.
12:24And I'm your mom.
12:25Yeah, right.
12:25I can prove it. I know things only a mother would.
12:28Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Okay, yeah. Like what?
12:31You have a third nipple.
12:32Uh, one in ten thousand.
12:34And eleven toes.
12:35More common than you think.
12:36And a birthmark on your butt in the shape of a better butt.
12:46Oh, my God, Mama!
12:48Oh, come here!
12:49Oh, my God!
12:51I can't believe that you guys came all the way from China just to see me.
12:56China?
12:56Yes, where I was adopted.
12:58You weren't adopted.
13:00You were kidnapped from the mall of Minneapolis.
13:03What?
13:03And you're not from China. You're Korean.
13:05What?
13:06Mama!
13:11Come and get one of Bob Armstrong's loaded wieners.
13:16They're plump and juicy.
13:17Have a wiener on Bob.
13:19Here you go.
13:20Don't hang him out.
13:21Angie, what the hell?
13:23I know, right?
13:24There's no bad press a little free wien can't cure.
13:27No, Angie.
13:28The second rule of modern politics, never get photographed eating the hot dog.
13:34Well, I didn't photograph you. It's photoshopped.
13:37Come on, fuck the rules.
13:38You're eating a wiener and you look sexy as hell.
13:40No, absolutely not.
13:43Just a bad headline just waiting to happen.
13:45You know, not for nothing, but if this is you being more likable, I'll vote for hot Bob, too.
13:51Come on!
13:52Now, who's a likable boy?
13:55What?
13:55Who's a likable boy?
13:57I am likable, Angie.
13:58Yes, you are.
13:58Who wants to be mayor?
13:59I'm going to be mayor.
14:00You're going to be mayor?
14:01I'm going to be mayor.
14:01Are you going to be mayor?
14:02I get it.
14:03I get it.
14:03Okay.
14:04Okay.
14:04You're going to get out there.
14:05You're going to win over some voters.
14:07You're going to kiss some babies.
14:08Yes.
14:08All right.
14:09All right.
14:09Oh, shit.
14:15I felt weirdly comfortable at Hughes.
14:21Maybe it was because here, for the first time in my life, I didn't stand out.
14:26Hey, you two.
14:27Student IDs, please.
14:29Would I feel less isolated here?
14:31Could this be a place for me to belong?
14:33Hey, do you know what room Kelly and Jasmine are in?
14:35Damn, it must be in here somewhere.
14:37No worries.
14:38We'll catch up with you later.
14:39Sorry, ladies.
14:40There's no ID.
14:40You got to leave.
14:42Nani might not have been worried, but I was.
14:44I couldn't let Magnolia out of my sight.
14:46Who knew what would trigger her memory?
14:48Nani, we can't just let her go.
14:49That's fine.
14:50We'll just wait for her here.
14:51But those girls are alleged dognappers, and who knows what's going to-
14:54You sound crazy.
14:56I don't even know why you came.
14:57You and Magnolia aren't even friends.
14:59We're friends.
15:00Come on.
15:01You kind of just stole her boyfriend.
15:02I didn't.
15:03Why make such a big effort now?
15:05Because.
15:06Lie.
15:06Lie, lie, lie.
15:07Magnolia and Greg have been spending a lot of time together.
15:09And I am afraid that she still wants him.
15:12So if I help her out, get really close to her, maybe she'll be less likely to screw me over.
15:17I guess that makes sense.
15:20There has to be another way in.
15:22Come on.
15:23I have an idea.
15:29Hey.
15:30I don't know if you remember me, but I-
15:32Where have you been this whole time?
15:33In Masonville.
15:34I'm a high school senior.
15:36Yeah?
15:36Well, while you've been playing Degrassi, we've been getting harassed.
15:39Because of that shenanigan post?
15:41Everyone thinks that we took Pierre.
15:42You had him when we left you.
15:44Do you know where he is?
15:45No.
15:46I don't remember anything from that day.
15:48I lost my memory.
15:49Oh, my God.
15:50That is some whacked out days of our lives bullshit.
15:52We've had to take ourselves off social media.
15:54We're thinking of moving off campus.
15:56All because of a dog that you had.
15:58So much for fitting in.
15:59Stop.
16:00Hey.
16:00Megaloo.
16:02Stop.
16:02Megaloo.
16:03Megaloo.
16:04Tell them we're your friends.
16:05Patty, Nani, what is going on?
16:07They just climbed in through my window.
16:09You know what?
16:09I'm calling security.
16:11Uh, so how's it going?
16:12Did you remember anything?
16:13Uh, not yet.
16:15That photo of us is the only clue I have from that day.
16:18Besides this.
16:19But I'm hoping if I play the day backwards, maybe I'll remember.
16:24The doctors think I might have seen something traumatic, and it could have affected my memory.
16:28What happened right before you took that photo?
16:31Did the three of you spend any time together?
16:33No.
16:34We saw her with Pierre.
16:35We went to pet him.
16:36That dude took a photo.
16:37We moved on.
16:37It was two minutes.
16:38What's the last thing you do remember?
16:40Hitting my head.
16:41I have a video.
16:42See?
16:47Whoa, whoa.
16:48Slow down!
16:49Go back a little.
16:50I think I see something.
16:51Why are you helping them?
16:52Because if they can figure out what happened that day, maybe they can help us find Pierre.
16:56Zoom in.
16:58That's a huge scooter.
17:00But you can't get one without a student ID.
17:02You must have borrowed one from someone you met that day.
17:05Maybe they know what happened.
17:06The scooter office keeps records.
17:08Let's go see who checked out 444.
17:10Come on.
17:11Let's do it.
17:16Darn.
17:16I guess it's time to head back.
17:19What?
17:19No.
17:20Wait.
17:20I can pick the lock.
17:21Nani, don't be stupid.
17:23It'll only take a minute.
17:28With every clue, we were one step closer to Christian and that crowbar.
17:32You are needed.
17:33Kill her.
17:34Patty?
17:34Patty, what's happening?
17:35Do it!
17:36Or I will.
17:37Do what?
17:37Patty, now!
17:38I had to do something.
17:40So, I lied.
17:41Shit, someone's coming.
17:42Run!
17:43Yes!
17:45Nani, come on.
17:46Let's go.
17:47Leave it.
17:48No!
17:48It was a birthday gift for my dad.
17:50Who cares?
17:53Officer, I can explain.
17:54Save it.
17:55Already received a call about two white girls breaking in a dorm.
17:57I'm throwing you off campus.
17:59And if you come back, there will be legal consequences.
18:02Understood?
18:04Let's go.
18:08Come on, girl.
18:12Let's give it up for the off-campus undie ride participants.
18:19No undies, huh?
18:20What's your name?
18:22Oh, uh, this is Dory and, uh, I'm Nemo.
18:28What?
18:29I remembered something.
18:32I was with a girl.
18:36Braids, tattoos.
18:38She drew on my arm.
18:40And then we got hammered.
18:43And then I saw the pageant on TV.
18:47And then I stole her ID.
18:50That must have been how I got the scooter.
18:52Maybe she came with me to regionals.
18:54Maybe she remembers something I don't.
18:55Maybe she knows where Pierre is.
18:57What was her name?
18:58I don't remember, but she called me Dory and herself...
19:02Nemo.
19:03You're saying we need to find Nemo?
19:05How?
19:06That's obviously not her real name.
19:08And there's like 3,000 people on this campus.
19:10You're right.
19:10It's pointless.
19:12Unless we could put out a message.
19:14Through text or social media?
19:16Is that the campus radio station?
19:18Yeah.
19:19Maybe we go old school.
19:29We're undercover.
19:31You look like drunk moms during parents' weekend.
19:33We'll stand out.
19:34What were you thinking of breaking into that office?
19:37I was trying to solve the case.
19:38Solve the case.
19:39Undercover.
19:40No, no.
19:40You're not a cop.
19:41Wow.
19:43I mean, not yet.
19:44No, I get it.
19:46You don't think I'm good enough.
19:47That's not what I said.
19:48You didn't have to.
19:49You've been acting like an asshole all day.
19:52And here's Dory with an old school lost connection announcement.
19:56I'm looking for my friend Nemo.
19:58I could really use your help, so if you're listening,
20:02please come find me at the Rock on the Quad.
20:03I'm going to support my friend.
20:08You can do whatever you want.
20:11Say, I got this.
20:13All right.
20:15Bob Barnard.
20:16Kel Cepries.
20:17What the hell are you doing here?
20:18Oh, I'm just meeting voters, gathering support.
20:21You ain't hijacking my events.
20:23Oh, it's nothing you didn't do to Cora Lee.
20:25I can't help it if my natural charm and charisma draws people in.
20:30But, uh, hey, don't let me keep you from the slow train to Losertown.
20:35Rudy and I have plenty to talk about.
20:37He's endorsing me for mayor.
20:39Oh, like he endorsed me at the gym in the steam room?
20:44Jesus.
20:45Bob, that's a prank.
20:46Oh, I'm sorry.
20:47I didn't realize two people having sex in a public place was so hush-hush.
20:51You got this, Bob.
20:52How does it feel?
20:54Having my sloppy seconds.
20:56Oh, that's right.
20:57You know.
20:57Stella Rose, Cora Lee.
21:00How does it feel knowing your father's financing my campaign?
21:05Yeah.
21:06Oh, and when he found out you were running, he doubled my funds.
21:13Excuse us.
21:15Come on.
21:22Are you all right?
21:24No.
21:24I just found out my father doubled down on financing Bob Barnard's campaign.
21:30We're doing all this to get people to support me.
21:32And the one person who should automatically be on my side is back in my competition.
21:38I've had it.
21:39I'm going to talk to him.
21:42I'm here.
21:42What's so important?
21:43I'm running for mayor now, Dad.
21:47You can't still be financing Bob Barnard's campaign.
21:49Good to see you, Dad.
21:51Thanks for coming by.
21:52Hey, how's retirement going?
21:54Sure.
21:54That.
21:55I am trying to get voters out there to like me, and my own dad picks the other guy.
22:00I mean, could you just be on my side for once in your life?
22:03Why, why, son, come on.
22:06I'm always on your side.
22:07Uh-huh.
22:08Like when?
22:08Oh, well, like, uh, senior year.
22:11Huh?
22:11I knew you weren't going to make the track team, but I still bought you those expensive sneakers.
22:16Yeah, I was more interested in the shoes than I was in running in a fucking circle.
22:20You were just so damn fragile.
22:23Any other kid I'd have sent off to military school or conversion therapy.
22:27But I felt sorry for you, so I put up with your pansy-ass bullshit.
22:31Jesus.
22:32Dad, what do you want me to do?
22:33Thank you?
22:34Well, you should thank me for protecting you.
22:37Your entire life.
22:38Mom protected me from you.
22:42Of course, it's always a good parent who dies first.
22:44You don't know the first thing about your mother.
22:47What is that supposed to mean?
22:49Forget it.
22:51You couldn't handle it then, you couldn't handle it now.
22:55What are you talking about?
22:56Just drop it, all right?
22:58And don't run for mayor.
23:00It's only going to crush you when you lose to your boyfriend.
23:03Don't change the subject, Dad.
23:04That's why I'm not endorsing you.
23:06I'm still protecting you.
23:08Dad, just tell me, what about Mom?
23:17She didn't die of cancer.
23:21Happy?
23:22What are you talking about?
23:24Of course, she died of cancer.
23:26She came home from the hospital and died of complications from chemo.
23:30The only hospital she ever went to was Masonville's psych ward.
23:37Your mother was depressed her whole life.
23:40Doctor after doctor, treatment after treatment.
23:44She begged me for a Christmas at home.
23:46So, I checked her out.
23:52And the first chance she got, she took a bunch of pills.
23:54I don't, I, I don't believe you.
23:59She was bipolar, Bob.
24:02She killed herself when you were eight.
24:11Cancer was easier for you to understand.
24:13You wouldn't blame yourself.
24:18Son, I lied to you to save you the heartache.
24:21And I carried it.
24:23I carried it all on my own.
24:26So, the next time you think that I'm not on your side,
24:30you think about that.
24:34Well, this was fun.
24:44But, uh, now, if you'll excuse me,
24:46I have an alt-right coalition meeting to attend,
24:49and, well, I'm taking the minutes.
24:51So.
25:02I'm so sorry.
25:03So, my mama, she's gone?
25:07She's not your mama.
25:09All her things are gone.
25:12Her cell phone's been disconnected.
25:13We've put out an all-points bulletin.
25:16But, Miss Sinclair's evaded even drawing suspicion
25:18for nearly two decades.
25:21She's a very accomplished criminal.
25:25This is all my fault.
25:27That you got kidnapped.
25:28That you ended up in this wheelchair.
25:30Maybe if we had found you sooner,
25:32none of this would have happened.
25:32Excuse me.
25:33I'm looking for Dixie Sinclair.
25:36Who the hell are you?
25:37Your date.
25:38For the fairy tale formal, I'm the P.
25:39From Princess and the Pea.
25:41It's P-E-A.
25:43Like the vegetable.
25:45Your mom hired me.
25:47Wait, you spoke to Regina?
25:49Yeah.
25:50I'd like to ask you some questions.
25:52Come with me.
25:54Come on.
25:54We've got a number seven bus stops.
26:00He's on the copper.
26:00Number seven bus stops.
26:02We'll cover himself.
26:03We'll cover himself.
26:03Whoa.
26:04We'll cover himself.
26:04Let's go.
26:05We'll cover himself.
26:05We'll cover himself.
26:07I need to give you something.
26:29Bob, I said I would help you, but I am not going to shoot Bob Barnard.
26:32I don't want you to shoot anyone.
26:34Just take it.
26:35Just throw it away.
26:36You destroy it.
26:37I just, I never want to see it again.
26:40What's this all about?
26:43I spoke to my father.
26:45I, um, he told me my mother didn't die of cancer, but that she committed suicide.
26:52Oh, my God.
26:53That's, that's awful.
26:55Yeah, she didn't ask for help.
26:57She didn't fight.
26:58She just checked out.
27:00I'm so sorry.
27:01And I am just like her.
27:04And I don't want to be.
27:05I've done so much damage.
27:17Angie, so many things I can't fix, but I, I, I can't take the easy way out.
27:22Okay.
27:22I want to take responsibility, fix what I can.
27:27I'm ready for that public apology.
27:31Hey.
27:33It's all right.
27:36It's getting late.
27:37Nemo's not showing up.
27:38What a waste of a day.
27:39Day's not over yet, and I can't go home until I've answered.
27:42Don't never!
27:43Just leave!
27:44Just leave.
27:46God damn it.
27:47No.
27:48I wish we'd never met you.
27:49Do you have any idea of what we lost because of you?
27:52Yeah.
27:52Pierre.
27:53It is not about a fucking dog.
27:54I came to an HBCU thinking that these four years could be the only time in my life where
28:00I wouldn't have to worry about being judged by the color of my skin.
28:03But because of that photo, I lost my community and that hurt.
28:07And I shouldn't have to explain that to you of all people.
28:09You're right.
28:10You shouldn't have to explain that to me because I get it.
28:13I've been eyeballed when I've walked into a high-end store.
28:16I've been singled out during Black History Month for my unique perspective.
28:20I've been pulled over more than once for driving my dad's car because the police thought I stole it.
28:25Yes, exactly.
28:26But that's not my whole story.
28:28Because even though I'm seen as a black woman in this world, I'm biracial.
28:33I got a black mom and a white dad.
28:35So that community that you talk about that you've lost?
28:39I've never had that.
28:40Ever.
28:41Ever. At least you get to come to a place like this where people get it.
28:44I wouldn't know how to talk or how to act or if people would even like me.
28:48You guys sure don't.
28:49That's not true.
28:50Bullshit.
28:51And it's not like I feel like I fit in with the white girls either.
28:53What about your friends, Patty and Nani?
28:55Those girls aren't my friends.
28:57Nani's just here for the story and Patty's my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend.
29:02And you know what else you don't know?
29:03That pageant girl who got murdered, the one who's been all over the news?
29:09That's my sister.
29:10And my dad came out of the closet and my mom left and I went to rehab.
29:15So where's that community?
29:16Where's the people who understand that experience?
29:19You guys have been treating me like I'm the enemy all day and you have no idea what I've
29:24been through.
29:25I don't know who I am or where I belong and wherever I go, I'm always alone.
29:31Honey, I'm so sorry.
29:32Hey, what'd we miss?
29:36What the hell y'all wearing?
29:38Magnolia?
29:38Are you okay?
29:39Yeah.
29:40Dory!
29:43I thought Nemo was a girl.
29:44Oh, I'm not Nemo.
29:45I heard you on the radio.
29:47I met you a couple weeks ago.
29:48Thought you were hot.
29:50Seriously?
29:51So I came to ask you out.
29:53I would have last time, but you were with that other guy.
29:55What other guy?
29:56The one with the dog.
29:57A bulldog?
29:58The school mascot.
29:59I don't know about mascots.
30:01I hate sports.
30:02But he looked like a douchebag, short hair, tricked out camera.
30:05The Hughes Life photographer.
30:10He had all that animal rights stuff.
30:12Maybe he stole Pierre.
30:13He posts everything on shenanicam.
30:16Maybe he's dumb enough to post where he lives, too.
30:18Gotcha.
30:19Let's go.
30:23Hey.
30:24Hey.
30:27Hi, Pierre.
30:28Hi.
30:30Oh, come here.
30:32Come here.
30:33We found you.
30:34Oh, my God.
30:34It's Pierre.
30:35We finally get our last one.
30:37What about Pierre's life?
30:39Has anybody asked him if he wants to be a mascot?
30:41I'm calling campus security.
30:43Oh, so cute.
30:45Oh.
30:50Pierre must have found me.
30:52In the woods.
30:59I must have taken a hard hit to the head because I followed a dog and some publicly urinating
31:04strangers onto a game bus.
31:10That's how I got to campus.
31:11I'm sure I had a concussion.
31:20That's why I couldn't remember.
31:21Great.
31:22No trauma then.
31:23But wait.
31:23Why was I in the woods?
31:25Which woods?
31:26I don't know.
31:26I feel like they were near a parking lot next to a church.
31:30Okay, forget about the woods.
31:32I got it.
31:34And I finally got to use my pocket stun gun.
31:37Well, great.
31:38Yay.
31:39Well, we can still make it back in time for the dance.
31:41Let's go.
31:42Wait.
31:42Magnolia, what about you?
31:44Me?
31:45Yeah.
31:45Are you going to be okay?
31:46Sounds like you've been holding on to that stuff for a long time.
31:49Yeah, I think maybe I just didn't have anyone to say I do.
31:54Maybe you do now.
31:57Maybe you don't have to be alone if you don't want to be.
32:04Look, there's a party next weekend.
32:06If you come back, we can try and find Nemo.
32:08Maybe I wasn't isolated because of what had happened to me or how people saw me.
32:15Maybe all I had to do to be connected was to let other people in.
32:20Thanks so much.
32:21For everything.
32:24No worries.
32:25Can I meet you guys at the dance?
32:27Oh, totally.
32:29We were all finally going to get our happy ending.
32:31I just wish I knew how you ended up in the woods.
32:39Forget about the woods.
32:40There's a church over on Maple near a wooded area.
32:43Maybe we should drive by there, see if something jogs my memory.
32:46No, not there.
32:49Magnolia, run!
32:51No, I have to get back for the dance.
32:53Now.
32:54I mean, it's already getting late.
32:55Whatever.
32:56You can spare 15 minutes.
33:01Not worried about the competition?
33:07I am the competition.
33:11Oh my God, I called Christian.
33:13I think he was going to give me a ride to regionals.
33:15Text him.
33:16Maybe he knows something about what happened.
33:18I still had Christian's phone.
33:22I had to close the gap in Magnolia's memory before something else triggered the rest.
33:27He says, I was mad after my fight with my dad.
33:30So I called him to get high.
33:33We ended up in the woods.
33:34I slipped and I hit my head.
33:36He wanted to take me to the ER, but I didn't want my dad to know I was using again.
33:40So I told him to leave me.
33:41And he hasn't bothered to check in?
33:43What a dick.
33:46He says he's sorry for not checking in.
33:49He's just coming up for air.
33:50He moved to California.
33:52Oh, right.
33:53I heard that too.
33:56So there wasn't anything traumatic.
33:58Just me getting high.
34:00Yeah, well, that solves it.
34:01Right?
34:02You got into a fight with your dad.
34:03You called Christian.
34:04And then, boom, you hit your head.
34:06Mystery solved.
34:08And now we can go to the dance.
34:10Fine, Patty.
34:14Patty's crisis was averted and so was mine.
34:17We made the apology video and sent it to all the local media outlets.
34:21Earlier today, firefighters saved Masonville's most beloved stray cat from a tree.
34:26And speaking of pussies, we now bring you an apology by lawyer, pageant coach, and local
34:30mayoral candidates, Bob Armstrong.
34:33Did he just comment?
34:34I know that I was wrong.
34:35And I'm so sorry for any payment I've caused.
34:42What a crybaby.
34:43There was more.
34:44They cut it down.
34:45Let's see how the public reacted to Armstrong's apology.
34:48First rule of politics, never apologize.
34:51He's completely lost my respect.
34:53And people say women are too emotional to run for office.
34:56I'd rather vote for the gay guy.
34:58This guy's a real sissy.
34:59Now there you have it, folks.
35:01I know who I'll be casting my vote for.
35:02Mr. Bob Barnard.
35:03I couldn't believe it.
35:06I had gone from being a dick to being a...
35:09Here we go.
35:16With the Magnolia issue resolved, I could finally have my happily ever after with Rick.
35:23But I had to fix things with my bestie first.
35:26Give me a sec.
35:27I'll be right back.
35:28Oh, okay.
35:33Hey, I'm really sorry about earlier.
35:38But maybe Rick and I and you and Dee could all...
35:41He's not coming.
35:42You got stuck doing a term paper.
35:45That sucks.
35:47But I have something that'll make you feel better.
35:55Could you?
35:55Well, in case the apology didn't work.
35:59May I?
36:00You may.
36:01Thanks for coming with me.
36:24Good thing that the costume store still had one couple's costume last.
36:29Yeah.
36:30I'm guessing brother-sister dates aren't exactly trending.
36:36You know, we're not really brother-sister.
36:41Because I'm adopted and you're pretty hot.
36:46That's not how it works.
36:48We're still blood-related.
36:51Whatever.
36:53Okay, I have to go pee now.
36:56Uh, P-E-E, not vegetable.
36:58Oh, my baby.
37:17Oh, I missed you so much.
37:19I am not your baby.
37:20I cannot believe that you have been lying to me for all these years.
37:23No, no, no, no, no.
37:25Only about how I got you.
37:27That doesn't change the fact that I love you with all of my heart.
37:31Oh, Dixie.
37:33Out of all the babies that I could have stolen at the mall that day,
37:38I chose you.
37:40I mean, if I'd known how that fine-ass brother of yours would turn out,
37:44maybe I would have chosen him.
37:45You could have at least told me that I was correct.
37:47Oh, I didn't know your mom was eating Panda Express.
37:51Oh, and if I was eating Asperos, would you have thought that I was Italian?
37:55Maybe.
37:57I'm so sorry, baby.
37:59I've done some bad things, and I love you more than anything.
38:04But I can't go back to jail.
38:08So, I just wanted to say goodbye.
38:15You got a new family now.
38:35Oh!
38:37Hey, who's that guy with Paddy?
38:59Does he go to our school?
39:00He's my biological brother.
39:03I brought him along.
39:05Have a day.
39:07Oh, why aren't you dancing?
39:20What?
39:22Oh, come on.
39:23Come on.
39:23I'll dance from here.
39:24Let's go.
39:24What's wrong?
39:47Magnolia.
39:47I think she's wearing my costume.
39:50What do you mean?
39:51Your costumes are totally different.
39:55Rick, did you give Magnolia the first dress you got me?
39:59The one that didn't fit?
40:00Yeah.
40:01You weren't using it.
40:02You didn't think that might make me feel bad?
40:04She looks amazing.
40:07Well, so do you.
40:09And I feel bad for her.
40:10I mean, she's here all alone.
40:13I came to feel a part of things, but what I realized was that the one person I wanted to connect with most was here with someone else.
40:27Hey, I'm going to go check on her.
40:29I'll be right back.
40:33I stopped Magnolia from ruining my life.
40:36She still managed to ruin my night.
40:38Hey.
40:39Oh, hey.
40:41You okay?
40:42I'm great.
40:44I had an amazing day.
40:45I'm definitely applying to Hughes, and I made some new friends.
40:49How are you?
40:49Ready for your big night with Patty?
40:52Oh, yeah.
40:52Yeah, I'm good.
40:54I'm great, actually.
40:55Wow.
40:56You sound confident.
40:57Well, yeah, I've been practicing.
40:59Wait, I'm sorry.
41:00You what?
41:01So I watch those YouTube videos, like you said.
41:03Oh, my gosh.
41:04I spent the entire day making out with fruit.
41:06Brick, you did not.
41:08I did, and don't laugh, because it helped.
41:10Oh, whatever you say.
41:11I mean it.
41:12I'm way better.
41:12Oh, sure you are.
41:13And you don't believe me.
41:14Brick, I don't care, honestly.
41:16I can prove it to you.
41:18Okay, like you'd ever.
41:27Oh, shit.
41:34Oh, shit.
41:46Oh, shit.
41:47Oh, shit.
41:56Oh, shit.
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