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00:00My boyfriend was kissing another girl.
00:13He was the nicest guy alive.
00:15Which meant there must have been something wrong with me.
00:19Oh, shit.
00:21Hattie, wait, no.
00:24Hattie, I am so, so sorry.
00:26I was trying to prove I was a better kisser.
00:28I did it for you.
00:31You expect me to believe that?
00:32Yes, why else do you think I would want to?
00:34Maybe because she looks amazing in that costume that didn't fit me.
00:37Hattie, that's crazy.
00:38Is it?
00:39Because you literally just said how great she looked and then you ditched me.
00:42That's not what happened.
00:43So why don't you tell me what happened then?
00:45Yeah.
00:48Maybe it's because Magnolia doesn't make everything about her.
00:53Excuse me?
00:54My parents are getting a divorce.
00:57All right, I'm not getting into college.
00:58Did you ever even ask me about that?
01:00Of course I...
01:01No, not even once.
01:03So at least Magnolia listens to me.
01:05I listen.
01:07Of course I listened.
01:08Brick just couldn't tell me the truth.
01:10I knew the real reason he liked Magnolia better than me.
01:13The one thing she had that I didn't.
01:15She was thinner than me.
01:16Whatever, Brick.
01:19We're done.
01:19I couldn't believe my mom killed herself.
01:36She just checked out and left me and my dad behind.
01:39And I almost did the same thing.
01:43I tried to kill myself twice.
01:45And I would have left my son.
01:48I couldn't believe I had been so selfish.
01:52Hi.
01:53Are you here because you heard Patty and I broke up?
01:55What?
01:56Oh, no.
01:57I had no idea.
01:59Uh-huh.
02:00I didn't.
02:01But I am here.
02:02If you want to talk about it.
02:05All right.
02:07Um.
02:08I kissed Magnolia and Patty dumped me.
02:11Oh.
02:12How is Patty?
02:13Seriously?
02:14I thought you said you were here for me.
02:15Oh, no.
02:16I am.
02:16You're more worried about Patty.
02:17No, I'm not more worried.
02:19Okay.
02:19I knew I shouldn't have told you and I knew you'd take her side.
02:22Brick, I'm always on your side.
02:24Yeah.
02:24Okay.
02:24Good talk, Dad.
02:25I was on Brick's side.
02:30I just didn't always know how to show up.
02:33After everything that happened, I wondered if maybe that's how my own dad felt about me.
02:38Thanks for coming, Dad.
02:39Well, I almost didn't.
02:40Your apology on TV?
02:42Jeez, that's a real pussy move, son.
02:45Dad, I wanted to tell you something nice, but wow, you are making it hard.
02:49It was just that whiny, I'm sorry.
02:53So embarrassing.
02:54My friends at the club actually asked me if you were Canadian.
02:59Dad, stop.
03:01I wanted to thank you.
03:02Thank me.
03:06For how you protected me from knowing about Mom.
03:09You know, I spent so many years feeling sure that you hated me, but now I think maybe you
03:19were always on my side.
03:22You just didn't exactly know how to show up.
03:27Hard time back then.
03:30No problem.
03:31Well, maybe we could spend some time together sometime.
03:38Sure.
03:38I mean, retirement's boring as shit.
03:41I mean, how many Just Judys can you watch?
03:43You know, they do a free breakfast at some of the strip clubs in Atlanta.
03:48Maybe you and I can do a Waffles and Daytime Titties kind of thing, huh?
03:52You do still like titties, right?
03:53Yeah.
03:55Um, but you could come to a pageant sometime?
04:01Yeah.
04:01That's never going to happen.
04:02Okay, Dad.
04:05Good talk.
04:06Yeah.
04:06Okay.
04:09I do have one regret, though.
04:16Oh, yeah.
04:17Just the one.
04:25I never should have left your mom alone.
04:30I knew she was in a fragile state of mind.
04:32I just...
04:33I had a big case, and I thought that she'd be fine for a few hours.
04:44But when I got back, she was gone.
04:48And you were crying.
04:53You tried for a half an hour to wake her up.
04:59And neither one of us could save her.
05:02I do have one other regret.
05:09The escapades.
05:11You begged and begged until I finally took you there just to shut you up.
05:14I was finally bonding with my dad.
05:17But now all I could think about was Patty.
05:19She was in a fragile state, just like my mom.
05:22She just broke up with Brick.
05:25And the last time she ended a relationship, she didn't exactly make the best choices.
05:29Dad.
05:31I gotta go.
05:32Uh, well, um...
05:38Oh, uh...
05:40Okay.
05:42Careful.
05:43Go.
05:45Good job.
05:46I refuse to let Brick and Magnolia get the best of me.
05:53So I decided to take control of my life.
05:56I was gonna lose a bunch of weight, get a revenge body, win state, and let Brick Armstrong eat his cheating little heart out.
06:02You don't feel like eating anything?
06:07Figured you'd be starving after you work out.
06:09I can't eat this.
06:11I'm paleo now.
06:12I can make pancakes.
06:14I can't have anything processed.
06:15You know what, whatever.
06:16I'll make myself some egg white.
06:17So, how's the foodstuff going?
06:28You still going to OA?
06:29Why?
06:30Uh, because I get it.
06:32I know food and alcohol issues aren't exactly the same, but you ever want to talk, I'm here.
06:38For how long?
06:41Honey, listen.
06:44I know I made a lot of mistakes, and that probably added to you feeling like you had to turn to food.
06:53But I'm not gonna let you down, not ever again.
06:59Thank you for saying that, Mom.
07:05Nothing.
07:08All right.
07:09Well, I gotta go to work.
07:11Dixie called an emergency staff meeting.
07:13All ween's on deck.
07:15Call me if you need anything, okay?
07:18All right.
07:27The egg whites weren't gonna be enough.
07:29Maybe some yogurt.
07:30All right.
07:43It was supposed to be a couple of bites, but I was so stressed about getting thinner, it just made me want to eat.
08:09I'll let you guys go.
08:13об concerning
08:20All right.
08:26I'll let you open the door.
08:29I'll let you open the door.
08:30All right.
08:31Super google ringcard.
08:31I'm sorry dr.
08:33Probably should have gone to an OA meeting.
08:42Screw it.
08:43The next hour would be way better spent in the gym,
08:46burning off all those calories.
08:50Hey, I heard from Brick about the breakup.
08:53I wanted to check on you.
08:54I was a mess.
08:55Thanks. I'm okay.
08:57You sure? I mean, you want to talk about it?
08:59I didn't have time for talk.
09:00No, I'm just headed out to the gym.
09:02Patty.
09:03I'm worried that you might be triggered.
09:05I'm not. I'm great. I'm inspired.
09:08I'm in a win state. I'm taking care of myself.
09:11You said it yourself. Brick was a distraction.
09:13I know, but...
09:13So this worked out great, right?
09:14I just want to let you know that I'm here for you.
09:17Anything you need.
09:18What I need is for you to help me find a talent for state.
09:21Great. I can do that. Let's get started on that right away.
09:23But the gym...
09:24Well, the gym can wait. There's no emergency, right?
09:27The faster I found a talent, the faster I could get to the gym.
09:30We've been trying to find a talent all day.
09:32We were both grasping at straws.
09:34Patty, what is that?
09:36A sword. Or a fairy wand.
09:38Eiffel Tower? Leaning Tower of Pisa?
09:40This is not going to work.
09:41I don't know what else to do.
09:42We've tried singing and handbells and bongos.
09:44How am I going to win state?
09:46We're running out of time.
09:47Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's take a break, huh?
09:49We'll grab some food, wiener taco, my treat.
09:52I couldn't eat wiener tacos and stay thin.
09:55I can meet you there in an hour.
09:56I'm going to just hit the gym first.
09:59Patty was acting weird.
10:01There was no way I was letting her out of my sight.
10:03Yeah, we got, yeah, we got the fries.
10:05Sweet like honey, always on the money.
10:08Patty, this is so great.
10:10We should do all our workouts together.
10:11Hi. Jonathan.
10:20You're either trying to pick me up
10:22or sell me training sessions,
10:24but either way, it's not happening.
10:26Okay, first of all, you have horrible gaydar,
10:28and I'm not trying to sell you anything.
10:30I just wanted to say hi.
10:31Hi.
10:32It's your second time in here today. Impressive.
10:35Yeah, well, it's pageant season.
10:37I've got calories to burn.
10:38I noticed.
10:39Three hours on the bike this morning and now a run?
10:41Aren't you exhausted?
10:42No, and I have tons of energy.
10:45Just be careful.
10:47It's not healthy to over-cardio.
10:48I'm not. I'm pushing myself.
10:50People can get crazy.
10:52Well, I'm not crazy,
10:53but thank you so much for your concern.
10:57Let's go.
10:58Oh, thank God.
11:00I'm starving.
11:01Chower up, meet me back here in five.
11:04Patty, I know you just broke up with Brick,
11:06and it is nice to get attention,
11:08but I'm pretty sure that guy is gay.
11:11and it is nice to build music.
11:16Please stop watching you fromrule.
11:16wiz cose.
11:17Can we see you from ascending bar.
11:18And there I can see you.
11:19See you from agree on.
11:20I'll be back!
11:22I'll tell her that you've Parked.
11:24K-HOP.
11:28I'll give you...
11:30Dixie!
11:32What's all this?
11:33Now that I'm Korean,
11:36I wanted to make this place look more like Korea.
11:38What makes you think this looks like Korea?
11:40She Googled Korea and found a bunch of K-pop videos.
11:44Just go with it.
11:46Hey, I was looking for you after the dance, but you split.
11:49I'm Henry, Dixie's bio-bro.
11:51Uh, hi.
11:54Mm, I'm so sorry.
11:55She, uh, she can't right now.
11:58Hey!
12:00What are you doing? He's hot.
12:02You need some time to heal.
12:03Let's just leave bio-bro alone,
12:06at least until we find you a talent.
12:08Well, spit on my tits, ain't this a nice surprise?
12:11You want to join us?
12:13Oh, no, I can't.
12:14I'm on my new Korean-style two-minute break.
12:16If I sit down, I'll get electroshocked
12:18by this godforsaken new tie.
12:20That poor girl's got her Koreas confused.
12:23What are you guys doing here?
12:24Oh, it's just a little food break.
12:26Before we can go back to figuring out
12:28more things that I suck at.
12:29Mm. We are having a little trouble
12:31finding a talent for state, but we will nail it.
12:35We still have a few weeks, and then your mother and I
12:38will be there to cheer you on when you get that crown.
12:41Uh, yeah, um, about that.
12:44What?
12:46I can't make it.
12:47Seriously?
12:49You said you would never let me down again.
12:50Except this one last time.
12:52I am so, so sorry.
12:54Dixie's making us get new hairdos
12:56from this K-pop stylist that day.
12:58You can't get one day off?
12:59I wish I could, but I need this job for us.
13:01You know what? Whatever.
13:03Keith, I'm taking the car.
13:05The least you can do for me is get her right home.
13:11You want to go after her, or should I?
13:13Uh, no, don't.
13:14She needs her space.
13:16She'll get over it.
13:17You know what she always does.
13:23God damn it!
13:25What?
13:26I could blame Brick's rejection on the size of my body.
13:34But my mom's?
13:35That must have been about me.
13:38All I wanted to do was go home and eat.
13:41Was that too much to ask?
13:52Hey, I can help you with that.
13:55But you're going to have to tell me what's wrong,
13:57because I'm pretty sure it's not just about the car.
14:00I'm not telling you my problems.
14:01Then I'm not fixing your car.
14:08Fine.
14:08You really want to know?
14:10My mom pretty much bails on me at every turn.
14:13So, shocker, I feel horrible about myself.
14:16Totally relate to that.
14:18Really?
14:19Yeah.
14:20I'm pre-law and pre-med, which is, like, impossible, OK?
14:24And it's still not enough.
14:26Ever since Dixie disappeared, the pressure
14:28to succeed was just put on me.
14:30Screw Brick.
14:30Was this my shot at getting an even hotter boyfriend?
14:35All right.
14:36All fixed.
14:37Loose alternator wire.
14:40You want to get out of here?
14:41Oh, I wish.
14:42I have somewhere to be, though.
14:44But hey, you can totally come with if you can give me a ride.
14:46Oh my God.
14:47Can't see you, Nicky, while you bloom.
15:01Yeah.
15:02I can't see you, Nicky, while you bloom.
15:04From the kitchen, to the hallway, to the deck ,
15:06to the floor.
15:08Ooh.
15:08Whee ah.
15:08And I can't do it.
15:10Ooh, animal.
15:11You ah.
15:12gettin' loose.
15:12How much !
15:13And I'm open !
15:14Ew!
15:14For the first time in a week, I didn't think about food, because Henry was a snack.
15:44And suddenly, I had a new obsession.
15:55So, let me get this straight. You're a pre-law, pre-med stripper. Do you do this to pay for school, or to piss off your mom?
16:04Pissing my mom off is definitely an added benefit, but I do it to feel good about myself.
16:08How exactly does taking your clothes off in front of strangers make you feel good about yourself?
16:12It gives me confidence.
16:14Right, because you had a confidence problem.
16:16I did. Look, Asian-American guys get treated like the bottom of the barrel.
16:21We're the least swiped on all the dating apps. It's a thing.
16:24After a while, that kind of stuff messes with your head no matter what you look like.
16:28So you decided to strip?
16:30Yeah, as a way to get comfortable in my skin. When the clothes come off, your skin's the only thing left, right?
16:35He had everything I wanted. He was better than a sponsor.
16:39Do you think you could teach me to feel good in my body?
16:42Yeah, through meditation, breath work, movement. It takes time, but it's worth it.
16:48Whoa, what's worth it?
16:50What are you doing here?
16:51I followed you from the wiener taco to save yourself from your own bad judgment.
16:56It's not bad judgment. I think I might have found my talent for state.
17:00What? You want to strip? Strip it.
17:04Stripping is not a talent.
17:06Screw you. You get up here and do this.
17:08Oh, no, I meant for her. You guys are, oh, you're doing amazing.
17:13Here, here. Thank you for your service.
17:17Bob, not strip. Dance. Do you think you could teach me to dance?
17:22Yeah. I mean, I guess.
17:26Fine. As long as the clothes stay on.
17:28How soon can you start?
17:34So, are you going to just keep staring at me, or are you going to tell me why you wanted to come over?
17:39We need to talk about our kiss.
17:42Look, I care about you. A lot.
17:47But I'm really trying to just focus on myself right now.
17:50So, I think we should just keep things simple and stay friends.
17:57Right. Friends, totally.
18:00So, how's the Hughes application going?
18:04Hard. Especially these essay questions.
18:08Oh, I'm sorry. I'd help, but essays aren't exactly my thing.
18:12I guess that's one good thing about me skipping college.
18:14Have you figured out what you want to do yet?
18:16Well, I have one idea, but it's probably stupid.
18:21Tell me.
18:22So, remember when you told me to watch those YouTube kissing videos?
18:24I still can't believe you did that.
18:26It turns out that people who make those can make a ton of money.
18:31So, you want to make kissing videos?
18:34No.
18:35But I want to be an influencer, doing something that I'm good at.
18:40The only problem is I have no clue what that is.
18:43You are good at being a good guy.
18:48I mean, whenever we talk, I feel like you're always listening.
18:53Like, really listening.
18:58So, that might be something.
19:05Right. Um, I could make a video of me really listening, and then people could watch it.
19:12It would be like those aquarium videos for dogs.
19:15Like this. Here.
19:15What are you doing with your bathes?
19:25Okay, you might be onto something with this whole good guy thing, but not this.
19:31Rudy just invited me to his apartment.
19:36So, what's the big deal?
19:38The big deal is he's hot.
19:39Yeah, I guess he is handsome.
19:41Come on, he looks like gay Superman with his muscles and the dimples and the perfect teeth.
19:49I think.
19:50It'd be good for me to have a rebound, even if it's just a distraction.
19:55Don't you think?
19:56Sure.
20:00I gotta go.
20:21No!
20:21No!
20:23No!
20:23No!
20:24No!
20:25What in the world?
20:35Oh, God damn, it's dusty in there.
20:38Regina, what are you doing?
20:39I don't know if you heard, but I stole Dixie from the mall in Minneapolis.
20:45Yes, I heard.
20:46So, I'm hiding from the cops.
20:48In my closet?
20:49Well, technically, it's the space between the closet and the wall.
20:52Luckily, I still had a key from when I sold you the house.
20:54Okay, you know what?
20:55I'm calling the cops.
20:56Oh, no, no.
20:58I wouldn't do that if I were you.
20:59Otherwise, I won't give you the name and number of our tampoosal investor,
21:03so you can carry on while I'm gone.
21:09You know what?
21:10You're a convicted felon, and if you think that I'm going to let you...
21:14What?
21:14Shelby.
21:14Okay, what's Shelby's last name?
21:16You've reached the Georgia Department of Corrections.
21:27Please stay on the line as our menu has changed.
21:30Hey, man.
21:34Thanks for coming.
21:35Here.
21:36I brought some wine.
21:37Uh, come in.
21:40Uh, thanks.
21:41I don't usually drink when I work.
21:44Wait.
21:45Uh, this is a work meeting?
21:48Yeah.
21:49What did you think it was?
21:50That?
21:51Work meeting?
21:52Just the two of us working professionally here in your apartment.
21:58Why are we in your apartment?
21:59Because I have a theory about Roxy's murder.
22:03Of course.
22:04You want to talk to me about Roxy.
22:06And the chief told me to drop it, but I can't.
22:11So, uh, you know, we needed to meet in secret.
22:14Got it.
22:15What is your theory?
22:17Your daughter's murder seems too ritualistic to be a one-time thing.
22:21The way the body was staged, that's the behavior of a serial killer.
22:24Do you have any suspects?
22:25Well, Patty Bledell.
22:28No.
22:29There's no way Patty Bledell's a serial killer.
22:32I'm not so sure.
22:33Well.
22:34I'm also looking at Heather, Christina, Pamela, Kendall, Jackson, Johnson, any other runner-up behind Patty.
22:42You know, she went to compete in another region and won.
22:45Well, that sounds like a girl who'd do anything to win.
22:48I'm not waiting for another murder.
22:49So I'm going to stay to my own dime.
22:51All right.
22:53There's just one problem.
22:56I don't know anything about the pageant world.
22:59That's why I called you.
23:00You were a pageant dad for so long with Magnolia, I figured you could help me navigate the waters, give me the inside track.
23:08Of course, especially if I can help catch Roxie's killer.
23:12Great.
23:13Then you can share my hotel room.
23:16Hotel room?
23:17It's a pageant weekend and the hotel's almost completely booked.
23:20That guy's the last one.
23:23Yeah.
23:27Ready?
23:28And five, six, seven, eight.
23:31And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
23:36And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
23:41Junior!
23:41Patty, it's not that hard.
23:45Hmm?
23:47It's just one, two, shave that cake, pop that tic-tac round the world and jazzy.
23:53Now you try.
23:54No.
23:55This is the 45th talent I've tried.
23:57I'm worthless.
23:58Calm down.
23:58We will get it.
23:59Do you really have to be here every second?
24:01Why can't you just leave me alone?
24:02Because you are fragile.
24:04What's that supposed to mean?
24:05You just broke up with Brick, and we both know what happened the last time a relationship
24:12didn't work out.
24:14What happened?
24:15Nothing.
24:17Bob, back off.
24:18You are making me angry.
24:20Hey, why don't we take advantage of this rage?
24:25I could teach you capoeira.
24:27What's capoeira?
24:29It's an Afro-Brazilian discipline that blends martial arts and dancing.
24:32It's perfect.
24:32You mean a Korean-American guy is going to teach a Caucasian girl an Afro-Brazilian dance?
24:41Isn't that cultural appropriation?
24:43At some point, doesn't it all just cancel itself out?
24:53It took me a minute to get up to speed, but Henry was right.
24:57I was a capoeira natural.
24:59I had finally found my talent.
25:01Plus, I found the solution to my binging.
25:04With Henry around, I totally forgot about eating.
25:07And we were dancing so much, I didn't have to go to the gym.
25:10But while this should have been the hottest montage ever,
25:13I had my coach as a constant cock-blocking companion.
25:16I still felt like I was starving, but this time, not for food.
25:27Leave room for Jesus.
25:28The student surpasses the teacher.
25:45Nope.
25:47We leave for state tomorrow, and you need to get home and get a good night's rest.
25:52I'll drive.
25:53She'll call you.
25:53I just wish Bob would leave me and Henry alone.
25:59Feels like we're soulmates.
26:01Soulmates?
26:02You guys have known each other for, what, three weeks?
26:04Four.
26:05But it feels like my whole life.
26:07Plus, we've been spending every waking moment together.
26:10That all seems kind of fast.
26:12I mean, you just broke up with Brick.
26:14Look, before I met Henry, I was a mess.
26:17It was broken and self-destructive.
26:20But now, I have a great talent, I have a hot guy, and I'm totally gonna win state.
26:26And Brick will be totally jealous.
26:28So, this is about Brick?
26:30No, this is about me.
26:33Henry is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
26:35How's OA?
26:37I mean, are you supposed to not, like, date for a year, or?
26:40Whatever.
26:40That's a dumb rule.
26:41And besides, ever since I met Henry, I haven't even thought about food.
26:44Maybe that's because you've replaced one addiction with another.
26:48Can't you just be happy for me?
26:50Not everyone takes things as slowly as you.
26:53What's that supposed to mean?
26:54Nani.
26:55I mean, you and D have been dating for, what, three months?
26:58You still haven't swiped your V-card?
27:00That's not my fault.
27:02She keeps canceling on me.
27:04She's using college as an excuse, but maybe she's just not that into me.
27:08Or maybe you need to just up the romance factor.
27:12Drive over there.
27:13Surprise her.
27:14Bring dinner or flowers or, you know, toys, accessories.
27:19Ah!
27:20Oh, my God!
27:21I thought we were about to get ax murdered.
27:23Hi.
27:23Hey.
27:25Henry, this is Nani.
27:26Nani, this is Henry.
27:27What are you doing here?
27:29Well, I thought we could use some alone time away from Bob.
27:32And that's my cue.
27:36Love you.
27:37Thanks, Nani.
27:37Bye.
27:38Bye.
27:38Bye.
27:59Bye.
27:59Bye.
28:01Bye.
28:01Bye.
28:01Bye.
28:02Bye.
28:02Bye.
28:11Patty?
28:13Patty?
28:15Sweetie, are you awake?
28:17Uh, yes, Mom.
28:18Hang on.
28:20Grab, I'm late.
28:22Hey.
28:23Wake up.
28:24We fell asleep.
28:25You gotta go.
28:25Last night, please.
28:26Yeah, listen.
28:27Please, just get dressed.
28:30Patty!
28:30You open this door right now!
28:32Bob?
28:33Bob?
28:35Bob, I can explain.
28:36Now I know why you aren't answering any of my calls.
28:39Everybody just calm down.
28:41Do you have any idea how important this is for her?
28:45And you, you let her have a boy sleep over the night before state?
28:48I didn't know.
28:49I didn't know.
28:49I didn't know.
28:50That's even worse.
28:51This is the most important day of her life.
28:54She doesn't care.
28:55If she did, she'd be coming with us.
29:01I have to go to work.
29:06You should apologize.
29:07Why?
29:08I'm not the one who gave us bailing.
29:10I want Henry to come with us.
29:12Absolutely not.
29:14Finish getting dressed and meet me downstairs in five minutes.
29:22It's OK.
29:23I'll drive up tomorrow in time for the pageant.
29:25You would do that for me?
29:27Of course I would.
29:30I love you.
29:31Pageants.
29:33I love pageants, yes.
29:35You love pageants?
29:36Yeah.
29:36I'm not usually the guy that says he loves pageants, like ever.
29:41It's just these past few weeks have been incredible.
29:44I think that I love pageants, too.
29:51Nani was wrong.
29:53Henry wasn't just a replacement drug.
29:55He was my cure.
29:57And I wasn't ever going to let him go.
30:01You OK?
30:08I should have stayed away.
30:11No matter what I do, I always manage to fuck things up with her.
30:15We all mess up.
30:16I mess up with Brick all the time.
30:20Doesn't mean I stop trying.
30:23If I can find common ground with my dad, I mean, anything is possible.
30:29So stop feeling sorry for yourself and just do better and take it from me.
30:36Nobody's better off without him, Mom.
30:38All right.
30:39I got it.
30:40All right.
30:41Ready to go.
30:43Good luck, sweetie.
30:44I know you're going to be amazing.
30:45I decided to take Patty's advice and give Dee a sexy surprise.
31:06Oh, shit.
31:07But since I had zero experience in the sexy department, I figured I might need backup.
31:11Dee was supposed to be studying, so what was with the suitcase?
31:17What the hell?
31:18Was she going on a secret weekend getaway without me?
31:23I did what a cop would do.
31:25Follow the suspect and collect as much evidence as possible.
31:28Oh, my God.
31:32Y'all look so Korean.
31:36Dixie, I need the weekend off.
31:38No way.
31:39Today is hair.
31:40Tomorrow is optional plastic surgery.
31:42Fine.
31:43No job is more important than showing up for my daughter.
31:46I quit.
31:50Me, too.
31:51I googled what it says on my name tag.
31:53It doesn't say Carly.
31:54It says cock face.
31:55Um, you can't just leave Korea without permission.
31:58That's the wrong Korea, idiot.
32:01You know what?
32:01I'm going to.
32:02What?
32:05Now I'm stuck with the hair.
32:06What?
32:06No!
32:07I don't think so.
32:09Hey!
32:10You can't just walk away with your uniforms.
32:12What is going on?
32:13Why is everyone leaving?
32:14Apparently they all hate Korea.
32:16There's more to being Korean than just K-pop Dixie.
32:19Look, I get it.
32:21You've been through a lot.
32:22It makes sense you'd be spinning out.
32:24I am not spinning out.
32:27I just wanted to be a part of the family, and I thought maybe if I embrace my new cultural
32:32identity...
32:32You already are a part of the family, Dixie.
32:35We came all the way here from Minnesota just to find you.
32:39Why do you think I've been hanging out here every day?
32:44I wanted to get to know my sister.
32:49Oh.
32:49You're really sweet.
32:52Are you sure we're blood-related because you are so hot?
32:59Good guys do give to charity.
33:02Good guys don't catcall women.
33:04Good guys do wipe the toilet seat.
33:07Good guys don't think no means yes.
33:11Rick, what is this?
33:13It's good guys do and good guys don't.
33:15It's my new YouTube channel.
33:17You are always telling me that I'm such a good guy, so I figure why not teach other guys
33:21to be good, too.
33:22Good guys do open the door for a lady.
33:24Good guys don't fart in an elevator.
33:28Why are you laughing?
33:29I'm sorry, but you're being so serious, but you're talking about farting.
33:33It's funny.
33:34No, it is serious.
33:35It's super rude to fart in an elevator.
33:37Not funny.
33:38You're right.
33:39It's, it's, it's not funny.
33:42It's totally perfect.
33:44And totally you in the best possible way.
33:48Uh, good guys don't kiss girls who just told them they're trying to focus on themselves.
34:02Isn't this hotel as a gym?
34:04There's no time for that.
34:05We should go over the itinerary, decide what you're going to wear for the meet and greet
34:09with Gloria Reyes.
34:12I didn't realize she was going to be here.
34:14That must be a last minute addition to the schedule.
34:16Who is Gloria Reyes?
34:17Only a former Miss Philippines and Miss Universe and the fiercest pageant coach on the planet.
34:24It is imperative that you make a good impression.
34:27Why?
34:27It's just a meet and greet.
34:29These meet and greets are a ruse.
34:31They say they're just casual, a way for the contestants to get to know each other and have
34:35a photo op, but Gloria is a spy.
34:38She will be watching all of you from the second you walk in that door, and she could have a
34:42huge influence on the judge's decision.
34:44Oh my god, she's here.
34:47She's a legend.
34:57I've met her before.
34:58I'll introduce you.
35:01Excuse me, Miss Reyes.
35:03I'm Bob Armstrong.
35:05We've actually met before.
35:06Are you the fellow who packed my Benz?
35:08Hmm, no.
35:09I'm a pageant coach.
35:11We sat next to each other at the welcome brunch for Miss Beef Tips.
35:14It's not important that you remember me, but I promise you will remember my client, Patty
35:20Liddell.
35:21Patty, now is not the time.
35:23Your client might want to work on her manners.
35:26Mr. Barnstrong.
35:33I knew Henry was a bad influence.
35:35You're obsessed.
35:35I'm not.
35:37I told you to make a good impression.
35:40This could be devastating to your chances.
35:42Who knows what Gloria's going to tell the judges, or...
35:44It'll be fine.
35:45I'm going to make a great impression.
35:49Look.
35:50Your dress.
35:53It's too big.
35:54I know.
35:55I'm thinner.
35:56Isn't it amazing?
35:57No.
35:58The pageant is tomorrow.
36:00I'll have to call the concierge and see if they have a sewing machine.
36:03But aren't you proud of me?
36:04For losing weight?
36:05I never told you to lose weight.
36:07Have you been eating?
36:12You mean over-eating?
36:13No.
36:14When I'm with Henry, I don't want to.
36:16I'm telling you, he's like the best thing that has ever happened.
36:18I mean, have you been eating at all?
36:22Well, I'm not binging.
36:23I'm losing weight.
36:24What is the problem?
36:25The problem is I'm concerned.
36:27You have issues with food.
36:28You've been acting erratic, and that dress fit before.
36:32Are you starving yourself?
36:34Hello.
36:34I've been doing capoeira for like eight hours a day for weeks.
36:37Patty.
36:37This is such bullshit.
36:39First, my mom bails on me.
36:40Now you are just assuming the worst.
36:42Is anyone on my side?
36:43Of course.
36:43I am on your side.
36:44Great.
36:45Then can you just get a sewing machine and fix my dress?
36:48I have to change.
36:50Can you promise me that you will eat something at the meet and greet?
36:54I promise.
36:55You know what?
36:56I'm going with you.
36:57You can't.
36:57No coaches allowed.
36:59Bob, please.
37:00Don't make this weird.
37:02Just go.
37:03I have to get dressed.
37:03You're too old to be one of my kids, and I'm not into brunettes.
37:12So who the hell are you?
37:14Oh, I'm Coralie Armstrong.
37:17I own Tam Puzzle.
37:19Or you might know it as Tam Puzzle.
37:21Where the hell is Regina?
37:22Oh, she's on the run from the law.
37:26Atta girl.
37:27Which means she won't be involved anymore.
37:30And while Regina being a criminal herself might be okay with this situation, I am not.
37:35So I just wanted to let you know that I have signed a letter of intent, and I'm planning
37:39on reimbursing you just as soon as I find another investor.
37:43One that's more, um, what's the word?
37:49Legitimate.
37:51Oh, well, um, what's the word?
37:55No fucking way.
37:59Excuse me?
38:00Just because Regina's out doesn't mean I am.
38:03Who exactly do you think you are?
38:07I am the boss.
38:10Okay, because you are in there, and I am out here.
38:16And there is nothing you can do without it.
38:18Bob was dead wrong.
38:41If I wanted to make a good impression on Gloria, eating was the last thing I was about
38:45to do.
38:46Welcome, Miss Georgia American Lady contestants.
38:50I am Candida Mulholland, this year's pageant director.
38:55We are so excited.
38:58Was that Heather, Christina, Pamela, Kendall, Jackson, Johnson?
39:00And our very special guest with us tonight, Miss Gloria Reyes.
39:10What are you doing here?
39:12Didn't I beat you at regionals?
39:14I competed in another region and won.
39:16And who cares?
39:19The only reason you're here is because you murdered Roxy.
39:23Killer?
39:24A runner-up.
39:28It's no wonder nobody wants to be around you.
39:31I thought we were past that.
39:33After Roxy's memorial?
39:34I guess you thought wrong.
39:36You never get past being a killer.
39:39Heather was right.
39:41It didn't matter if I got a revenge body or a hotter guy.
39:44It was still me.
39:46So what was the point of trying to be in control?
39:48I don't know.
40:14Patty Bledel, it's your turn to sit with Gloria.
40:18I should have been worried she'd heard the rumor, but now all I could think about was pizza.
40:24Hello, Patty.
40:25It's nice to see you again.
40:27You've become quite infamous around here.
40:30What do you mean?
40:31I heard a little rumor.
40:33That you killed Roxy Graham.
40:36Who told you?
40:37That Heather girl with that exceptionally long and stupid name.
40:42She's telling everyone.
40:44Oh my God.
40:45I can't imagine what you must think of me now.
40:47What I think is that I'm impressed.
40:51It seems that you and I have something more in common than I thought.
40:55What do you mean?
40:56The night before I won Miss Universe.
40:58Everyone was talking about how my father was the leader of the most notorious gang in the Philippines.
41:07And if anyone beat me, they would beat the wrong end of a machete.
41:12Was it true?
41:14Doesn't matter.
41:15Everyone was so terrified of me, they couldn't focus.
41:20That rumor helped me win.
41:23So can you.
41:24It doesn't matter.
41:25I'll still be the same person.
41:27No, you won't.
41:29Don't you get it?
41:31Nobody talks about my father anymore.
41:33Nobody cares.
41:35All they can see is the crown.
41:38And once you get it, the past is erased.
41:43And then I'll be happy?
41:45Happiness is for princesses.
41:49Queens take control.
41:51Why do you think I started that rumor about my father in the first place?
41:57Gloria was right.
41:59Queens take control.
42:00Which meant I was going to do whatever it took to get that crown.
42:09Detective?
42:10What are you doing here?
42:12Are you still following Patty?
42:13I'm here on official police business.
42:15I can't talk about it without compromising the investigation.
42:17What about compromising my client's reputation and her chances at the biggest pageant of her career?
42:23They're a problem, Bob.
42:25Making another public scene.
42:27Wait.
42:28Are you two here together?
42:30Well, that is none of your business.
42:33You know what?
42:34I don't even care.
42:35I don't even care.
42:35Okay, you know what?
42:36Why don't we just take a breath?
42:39Mm-hmm.
42:41Let's just go grab a drink at the bar.
42:44There's no reason why we can't all get along.
42:47Well, there's a ton of reasons.
42:48Yeah, do me a favor.
42:49Just stay away from my client.
42:56I couldn't afford any distractions.
42:58I didn't want to make the same mistake my dad did with my mom.
43:01I needed to keep my eye on the prize.
43:04Where the hell was Patty?
43:06I had done the math on that pizza, and I had just enough time to burn it off.
43:11I'd lock myself in my room, work out, and not eat until after the pageant.
43:15I wasn't going to let anything stop me.
43:17I was going to let a drink.
43:18I had just enough time to have found that I was bad.
43:27I was both going for baby.
43:29It's good.
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