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00:00This was the third time I'd killed.
00:13Maybe the fourth, depending on Stella Rose.
00:16But I'd never done it in front of anyone before.
00:20My mom had seen a part of me nobody else had, not even Bob.
00:23Had I finally found a safe place, to be honest?
00:26Could I recover after all?
00:28What the hell are we gonna do?
00:29I've got two kilos of cocaine in my tits.
00:30I'll get arrested. We can't call the cops.
00:32Let's call Bob. He's my lawyer.
00:34No, that's the last person that should help us cover up a murder.
00:36Great. Now she tells me.
00:38Wait, you're saying that we should cover this off?
00:40I don't think we have a choice.
00:41I mean, if word gets out about this,
00:43we're gonna have some really pissed-off drug lords looking for payback.
00:46Shit, is that...
00:48Get the gun. Get the gun.
00:50Patty, open up. I have something for you.
00:53You did.
00:53Wait.
00:54Hello.
00:55Pretend we're not here.
00:56Patty?
00:57I can see you in there.
00:58Shit.
00:59I gotta answer it.
01:00Oh, sweetie, you just have a little...
01:02No.
01:02Oh, yeah.
01:03I don't know.
01:03Stay.
01:04Okay.
01:04Okay.
01:07Hey.
01:07What are you doing here?
01:08Third runner-up.
01:10Better than fourth, right?
01:12I heard that there was a parade tomorrow,
01:14so you'll get to be on the float.
01:15That's cool, right?
01:16Yeah, totally.
01:18Thank you for the stuff.
01:19I'll call you later.
01:19Wait.
01:20I'm going back to Minnesota tomorrow.
01:24What?
01:26You're leaving?
01:27Well, yeah.
01:28Dixie's gonna come stay with us for a little bit
01:30so we can get to know each other.
01:33It's my last night here,
01:35so I thought we could spend it together.
01:38Tonight?
01:38Tonight?
01:39I can't.
01:45It's just my mom.
01:47She got drunk and puked all over the place.
01:51I mean, there's vomit everywhere.
01:52Chunks on the walls.
01:54I don't care.
01:55I want to talk about our future.
01:56I was hoping we could try long distance.
01:59I wouldn't have a future at all
02:00if I didn't get rid of him fast,
02:02even though it was the last thing I wanted to do.
02:07What's the point?
02:09You're leaving.
02:11It's over.
02:15Wait, Patty.
02:16Don't do this.
02:17I love you.
02:21Baby, what happened?
02:23I think I just pushed away
02:24the best thing that's ever happened to me.
02:26Oh, I'm so sorry.
02:28I wish the biggest decision you had to make today
02:31was whether or not to continue
02:33a long-distance relationship
02:34instead of getting rid of bodies.
02:37All those years I wasn't here for you.
02:40You did this because of me.
02:45It's all my fault.
02:47Was this my chance?
02:49Could I tell her the truth?
02:51It's not.
02:51It's because of me.
02:57I'm a killer.
03:02Oh, my God, my sweet baby.
03:04You're so not.
03:07You saved my life.
03:09You never, ever, ever would hurt anybody
03:12if you didn't absolutely have to.
03:15But, baby, you are a beauty queen.
03:18You're not a murderer.
03:20So much for being honest.
03:22Hey, what's up with the bouquet and the sash?
03:24Do you win?
03:28Third runner-up.
03:29The last thing I want to do is be on some float.
03:31No.
03:32Oh, that's perfect.
03:33You got to go.
03:35The more eyes on you, the better.
03:37It's just, what are we going to do with these bodies?
03:39Don't look at me.
03:42I've never covered up a murder before.
03:44Okay.
03:44I don't know.
03:46Oh, we can take them.
03:48We can dump them in Gator Bog.
03:51Nobody goes down to that old swamp anymore.
03:53Okay.
03:54And we can't forget Bob's gun.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Yeah.
03:57Okay.
03:58Okay.
03:59All right, so, we got a plan.
04:01Got a plan.
04:02It's going to be fun.
04:02I had finally realized I was bad for Patty.
04:22All right, small for the voters.
04:23So, I decided to focus on myself.
04:25I moved back into my house.
04:27I was running for mayor.
04:28And I wasn't going to let anything distract me.
04:30Not Patty.
04:31Not pageant.
04:32What in the hell are you doing?
04:34It's a photo shoot.
04:35Now move.
04:36Oh, poor Bob.
04:38You still trying to get a grinder pick that someone will respond to?
04:41No.
04:42This is for my mayoral campaign poster.
04:44My dad arranged it.
04:45Hmm.
04:46Why don't you just let it go?
04:47You're only running as an F you to me and Barnard.
04:50No, I'm not.
04:51Not anymore.
04:52But still, F you too.
04:56Let's move to the kitchen.
04:57There's more natural light.
04:58Oh, you know where else there's natural light?
05:01Outside.
05:02So maybe you should just leave.
05:04You leave.
05:05You know, I couldn't come back at another time.
05:07Oh, no, no, no.
05:09No, now's a perfect time.
05:10Let's move to the breakfast nook.
05:16Seriously?
05:16What?
05:17I like to enjoy my coffee over here.
05:19Oh, when is the last time you ever enjoyed anything?
05:22You know what?
05:23This is stupid.
05:24I am not going to get drawn in to your little drama.
05:27Let's go back to the living room.
05:29No.
05:30Oh, no, no.
05:31Excuse me.
05:33No.
05:36Are you really going to be this immature?
05:39Me?
05:40You are the one who is being immature.
05:41No, you are.
05:42No, you.
05:43You.
05:44You.
05:44You.
05:44You.
05:45You.
05:45You.
05:46You.
05:46You.
05:46You.
05:46You.
05:46You.
05:47You.
05:47You.
05:47You.
05:47You.
05:48You.
05:48You.
05:48Seems like you two have some stuff to work out, so I'm just going to.
05:51Let's work it out.
05:52Right now.
05:53I'm ready.
05:54Let's do it.
05:59What's going on?
06:01Oh, hi.
06:02Half the house is mine, and half the house is your mother's from now on.
06:07Okay, well, then I want the good side.
06:09You guys have lost your minds.
06:10I'm going to Magnolias.
06:11You know, I'm going to get out of here, too.
06:12Um, just call me and reschedule.
06:14No, no.
06:14Okay?
06:16Look what you did.
06:18Now I have to call my campaign manager and see if I can get another photographer.
06:24The parade's starting soon.
06:25We'll make it.
06:27Oh, you look pretty.
06:28Mm-hmm.
06:29Thanks.
06:29Not at all like someone who just killed a bunch of drug dealers and dumped their bodies in a swamp.
06:34Oh, my God, Patty, what have we done?
06:36I don't want to talk to anyone right now.
06:43I just want a drink.
06:45I know.
06:46I could eat a whole cake.
06:47We'll get through this together.
06:49Okay.
06:51Oh, shit.
06:52Nope.
06:54Hey, Nani, what's up?
06:56What's up?
06:57I've been calling you both all night.
06:58Guess what I found out?
07:00Somebody pay the guy who tried to attack you at the pageant.
07:02What?
07:04Who?
07:04Ugh, that asshole winner, Heather Christina, Jamie Lee Curtis.
07:07Do you think she had anything to do with Roxy?
07:09I don't know.
07:10Maybe.
07:11Did you tell the cops?
07:12I can't.
07:13The way I got him to talk wasn't quite legal.
07:16Don't worry.
07:16I'll confront her myself.
07:18Drive faster.
07:18Okay.
07:19Yeah, we like to get down.
07:22Break it up to this.
07:23Like I'm the best.
07:25I'm the best in this.
07:26Chimera! Chimera! Chimera! Chimera! Chimera! Chimera! Chimera!
07:50Hey, Heather!
07:52Hey, stop! The third one is here.
07:55Don't stop! She's late!
07:57Drop faster! Faster!
08:00You bitch! I know what you did! And I'm gonna take you down! Hard!
08:05What are you doing? Go!
08:07She is not gonna steal my thunder!
08:12We need to talk about the ladies this morning!
08:15Chimera!
08:16Okay, I know that breath sounded bad.
08:18Oh, my God! I missed Georgia in there!
08:21Can the...
08:22Oh!
08:23Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:25Oh!
08:26I hate you.
08:27No, I-I don't wanna win!
08:28I don't wanna be Miss Georgia!
08:30Oh!
08:32The magic killer!
08:34It was her!
08:35She killed my daughter!
08:36That infant Liddell killed them all!
08:38No!
08:39No!
08:40No!
08:41No!
08:42No!
08:43No!
08:44No!
08:45No!
08:46No!
08:47What were the odds?
08:48I got arrested for a triple homicide I didn't do after just committing an actual triple homicide.
08:55The police thought I was the pageant killer.
08:58And why wouldn't they?
09:00Both times girls died, I ended up with the crown.
09:03Even I wouldn't believe me.
09:05But I knew Bob would.
09:06I'm so sorry about what happened today, but I promise, when you get me out of here...
09:10I'm sorry.
09:11I can't represent you.
09:13What?
09:14Why?
09:15I'm no good for you, Patty.
09:17I've made some bad choices trying to protect you.
09:20You said it yourself.
09:21Because of me, you can't be honest.
09:22And now, look, you're in here.
09:24Wait, you don't think I did this, do you?
09:26No.
09:27I know you didn't.
09:28Which is why I know you'll be okay.
09:30Don't worry.
09:31I got you someone else.
09:33The best criminal attorney money can buy.
09:42Hey, baby.
09:44This is Shannon.
09:46She'll be taking over from here.
09:47She's tried murder cases and I haven't.
09:49Normally, pageant girls give me the creeps, but hey, as long as the check clears.
09:54You do have that check, don't you?
09:55Oh, no.
09:56Bob, please.
09:57Let me do this for my daughter.
10:00I've got some money sacked away in a couple places.
10:04Yeah, I'm gonna need my $10,000 retainer within 24 hours or I'm gone.
10:09Is that it?
10:10No tip on top or anything?
10:11Here's a tip.
10:12Next time, don't go so big.
10:14What's your plan?
10:15Do you have a defense strategy?
10:16Yeah, the plan is I work alone.
10:18So, anywhere but here, Bob.
10:22Right.
10:23Good luck.
10:24Call me after you.
10:25We're good.
10:26So, I'm gonna be honest.
10:39This case is a shit show.
10:40They canceled Miss American Lady because of you since all those girls died.
10:44Wait.
10:45I'm not gonna get the crap.
10:46Well, that's an interesting takeaway.
10:48No, psycho, you're not.
10:50Plus, you threatened Heather six names before she blew up.
10:54And you were just late enough to keep yourself off that float.
10:59Why were you late?
11:00Where were you?
11:01I was dumping three bodies in Gator Bog.
11:04Cheers with me.
11:06Doing what?
11:09Hanging out.
11:12Mother-daughter time.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Yeah.
11:16The mommy defense isn't gonna cut it.
11:19And without a rock solid alibi, we're gonna have to wait for your arraignment to get you out on bail.
11:24Bail?
11:25I can't go to jail.
11:28Well, you're in luck.
11:30There's a bed bug outbreak at the jail and everyone's being temporarily transferred.
11:34You're going to prison.
11:36I had to believe I had done the right thing for both of us.
11:43Patty would get better representation and I could focus on my mayoral campaign.
11:47Mr. Armstrong, as Ms. Bledel's attorney, would you care to comment on her case?
11:50I'm no longer her attorney.
11:51Because you think she's guilty?
11:53Absolutely not.
11:54Ms. Bledel is a victim of circumstance.
11:55You're saying it's coincidence that both times pageant girls died, Patty Bledel got the crown?
12:00I'm saying that I know in my bones that she's innocent.
12:02Then why not take her case?
12:03Because I'm busy running for mayor.
12:05Except being associated with an accused serial murderer wasn't exactly going to help me win votes.
12:14Unless I could use my newfound notoriety as a way to get out my message.
12:18You guys want a real story?
12:20Yes.
12:21Follow me.
12:22What the hell?
12:26Wait, wait, wait.
12:27Wait, wait, wait.
12:28Wait, wait.
12:29Wait, wait, wait.
12:30Bob Barnard, I'm challenging you to a debate this weekend.
12:35You got a lot of nerve coming in here.
12:39Your client killed my daughter.
12:41That's the problem with you law and order candidates.
12:44You always want to convict before the trial.
12:47I think I'm winning this debate already.
12:50You know what?
12:51Fine.
12:52I'll do it.
12:53And I'm gonna wipe the floor with you.
12:55I'm a master debater.
13:00Why is that funny?
13:01We're not alive, are we?
13:02I was in prison for a crime I didn't commit.
13:03And I still couldn't be honest.
13:04Because my alibi would land me right back in here.
13:05So now I was trapped with a bunch of other criminals.
13:06Without food or exercise or Bob.
13:07How the hell was I gonna cope?
13:09Patti Bledell, my queen.
13:10Scram, ladies, we need this space.
13:12Who are you?
13:13I'm Warden Winters.
13:14And boy, am I happy to meet you.
13:16My lady is the one who's in prison for a crime I didn't commit.
13:18I was in prison for a crime I didn't commit.
13:19And I still couldn't be honest.
13:20Because my alibi would land me right back in here.
13:22So now I was trapped with a bunch of other criminals.
13:24Without food or exercise or Bob.
13:25How the hell was I gonna cope?
13:27Patti Bledell, my queen.
13:29Scram, ladies, we need this space.
13:32Who are you?
13:34I'm Warden Winters.
13:35And boy, am I happy to meet you.
13:38My lady inmates have won every prison competition that they've ended.
13:42Hula dancing, sloppy joe eating, thumb wrestling.
13:46Only one competition has ever eluded me.
13:49The National Prison Coalition's misguided beauty competition.
13:54It's the beauty pageant for female convicts.
13:56And for 15 straight years, I sent a lady over there to represent us.
13:59And for 15 straight years, we don't even place.
14:02But now I have you.
14:05You... you want me to compete?
14:07No.
14:08You could be gone by then.
14:09At least I don't bail.
14:10So you're gonna do the next best thing.
14:14Choose our winning pageant girl.
14:16Now here are the girls that I think have the best shot.
14:20Maybe this was my way to get through this.
14:22Without food or exercise.
14:24Okay.
14:25I'm in.
14:26But you can't pick the right girl out of a book.
14:29We would need to have a competition.
14:31Competition?
14:32We're gonna have our very own prison pageant.
14:36I had promised Patty that I would be there for her.
14:39And right now, paying her legal bills was the best I could do.
14:43Dr. Duffy, thanks for coming.
14:45I was surprised you still have the same number.
14:47I live in a cabin in the woods.
14:49I'm not a man that likes change.
14:51Right.
14:52You know, the last time that I saw you,
14:54we got a bullet out of your boyfriend's shoulder.
14:56Gordy, I think.
14:58How's he doing?
14:59Dad, can we just get to the procedure?
15:01I don't have a lot of time.
15:02Look, you weren't real specific on the phone.
15:05What are we doing here today?
15:06Lipo?
15:07Mole removal?
15:08Abortion?
15:09Implants.
15:10You ever done those before?
15:12No.
15:13But I'll remove anything for a price.
15:15How you provide in payment.
15:16I got two kilos of cocaine in my tits.
15:18I'll give you half a kilo.
15:19A whole kilo.
15:20Or you can have it removed by a more reputable physician.
15:24After which, you'll be arrested for being a drug mule.
15:28Alright, you got a deal.
15:30Asshole.
15:31Now that I had challenged Barnard to a debate,
15:34all I needed was a platform.
15:36Do you like what I've done with the play?
15:38You know what?
15:43This is great.
15:45The less stuff in my space, the less I'll be distracted.
15:48Coralie, you have to do that right now.
15:49You can always just move back to the office.
15:50Oh, shit.
15:51If I was gonna get anything done, duct tape wasn't gonna cut it.
15:53I was gonna need a bigger blockade.
15:54Right this way, gentlemen.
15:55Bob?
15:56What is going on here?
15:58Bob?
15:59What is going on here?
16:00I am building a wall.
16:01I am building a wall.
16:02On my side, I'm gonna put my campaign headquarters.
16:04It's a rush job.
16:06So they'll be here all night.
16:08How am I supposed to sleep?
16:09Why am I supposed to care?
16:11What's going on here?
16:12If I was going to get anything done, duct tape wasn't going to cut it.
16:17I was going to need a bigger blockade.
16:20Right this way, gentlemen.
16:21Bob, what is going on here?
16:24I am building a wall.
16:27On my side, I'm going to put my campaign headquarters.
16:30It's a rush job, so they'll be here all night.
16:33How am I supposed to sleep?
16:35Why am I supposed to care?
16:36You could just move out.
16:38Actually, no, I can't.
16:39I spoke to my attorney, and she said that if I leave, I lose my rights to the house.
16:43Well, I see that you are in a pickle.
16:46Now, if you'll excuse me, I do have some paint samples to look at.
16:56Oh, now that's what I'm talking about.
16:59Let's shoot a magic video.
17:01If I wear this, I will seriously set back feminism.
17:0425 years.
17:05This sexy assistant is an age-old magic tradition.
17:07Here, take your card.
17:09Take me in the dark.
17:12You got it?
17:13Huh?
17:17Is this your card?
17:18No.
17:20Did you want me to pick the seven of clubs in the first place?
17:23Yes.
17:24Because you have a second seven of clubs in your deck.
17:27How did you know that?
17:28Because I'm not an idiot.
17:30Here, give me a name.
17:33Pick a card.
17:36Got it?
17:37Yeah.
17:38Give it a little tap.
17:45Is this your card?
17:47Wow, you're a natural.
17:48Maybe you should do the tricks.
17:50Maybe.
17:51But you know what that means.
17:54How do we look?
17:55Oh.
17:58Honestly, it looks better on you.
18:03Thank you for agreeing to participate in the first annual Miss Pretty in Prison competition.
18:08If I pick you as the winner, you will be excused from a week's worth of prison chores,
18:12and you will go on to the national Miss Guided Beauty competition in Billings, Montana next month.
18:19Yay.
18:19What makes you judge and jury?
18:21Well, I just competed in Miss Georgia American Lady.
18:24That's why you look familiar or I saw you on the news.
18:27You blew up all those pageant girls.
18:29No, I didn't.
18:30I promise.
18:31Yeah, we're all innocent.
18:32I didn't do shit.
18:33Okay.
18:33Here's the deal.
18:34The pageant will consist of three parts.
18:36Gowns, which you will all make.
18:38Talent portion.
18:39And then an interview question.
18:40Question?
18:40What kind of question?
18:42You're narc.
18:43Like Crystal.
18:43Bitch, I ain't no narc.
18:46No, okay.
18:48Knock it off.
18:49Dang, she's trying to help us.
18:51Yeah, let's skip the question.
18:53And everyone, go get your supplies to show me your talent, and we'll meet back here.
19:02The girls seemed excited.
19:04And I didn't even really want to eat.
19:06Was it because I had found some sense of purpose?
19:09Maybe this was all going to work out.
19:11Ah, Jesus.
19:12Oh, sorry.
19:13Didn't mean to scare you.
19:15And I know your coach.
19:16He gave me a makeover a few months ago.
19:19Best day of my life.
19:21Thanks for sharing.
19:22No problem.
19:23I just wanted to say it was awesome to meet you, and you better pick me, or I will kill you.
19:29Wait, what?
19:33And just so we're clear, that time I totally meant to scare you.
19:40It's simple.
19:41I win when you die.
19:44I win when you die.
19:45Bitch.
19:46Oh!
19:46How long have you been under there?
19:48Don't worry about that.
19:49You just worry about making me the winner, or else you wake up dead.
19:52Oh, God.
19:56Not you, too.
19:57Not me, what, dear?
19:59I just wanted to thank you for giving me this opportunity.
20:03Sure.
20:04Of course.
20:05And if you don't pick me, I will gut you like the tragic fish you are.
20:09Toodles.
20:12Eating and overexercise were dangerous enough.
20:15Now, this could kill me, too.
20:17Maybe it was time to try a bit of honesty after all.
20:20Every single one of you has threatened to kill me if I don't pick you to win.
20:24Seriously?
20:25Copycat bitches.
20:26Which means there's only one way out of this.
20:29You die?
20:30No.
20:32We need to have an honest pageant.
20:34If any one of you wins because you threatened me, it's cheating.
20:37You think we care?
20:38We're criminals.
20:39You should care.
20:40Take it from someone who knows.
20:42Last two pageants I won because someone else got disqualified or murdered.
20:46It felt like crap, knowing I didn't deserve the win.
20:50So here's my pitch.
20:51I'll coach all of you.
20:52For real.
20:53And whoever is the best, that'll be the honest win.
20:57What, are we all in high school?
21:00What's next, trust falls?
21:02I tuned out after honest pageant.
21:04I'm going to kill you just for suggesting it.
21:06Wait.
21:07Maybe Patty's right.
21:09Maybe none of us can ever really be honest about who we are or what we've done.
21:14But right here, right now, we can have an honest win.
21:18Plus, y'all know you weren't really going to kill her.
21:20I'm a hacker.
21:22Tanya's a money launderer.
21:23Crystal's a prostitute.
21:24And Summer's also a prostitute.
21:26None of us are murderers.
21:29Except me.
21:30Except her.
21:37Wait.
21:38Was this a place I could tell the truth?
21:41That's right.
21:42I am.
21:45So you better not mess with me.
21:48Who's in?
21:49Who's in?
21:49Now that my campaign headquarters was handled, I could focus on my platform.
22:01Maybe choosing an outfit for the debate would inspire me.
22:03What the hell?
22:07What the hell?
22:07What the hell?
22:07What the hell?
22:11My family is lockpicking.
22:23My family is lockpicking.
22:37Oh.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Problem.
22:38What the hell?
22:39That's what I thought.
22:39Who's in my family?
22:39That's what I thought.
22:39But the hell is my family whoever is at home.
22:40And my family is rending free.
22:41I don't know what I thought about.
22:42I don't know what I thought about.
22:44I love this.
22:45And my family is locked in place.
22:45I love this.
22:46I love this.
22:47I love this.
22:47I love this.
22:48I love this thing.
22:49I love this one.
22:50I'm holding my halo, but I never catch up
22:52cause I'm too slow, that's cool.
22:54I'ma do me, though, cause you already know.
22:57I'ma do me, cause I'ma do me.
23:02Yeah, that's so pretty.
23:03With an accent color?
23:04Yeah.
23:06Shelby, you might want to go with a more festive color.
23:10But beauty brown is my spirit color.
23:13I don't even know what that means, but I support you.
23:20Ugh, why are you walking like, what's going on with your butt?
23:26Relax.
23:35Patty Bledale, you have a visitor.
23:37Patty Bledale, you have a visitor.
23:38Oh, thank God.
23:39Great news.
23:40You're getting me out of here?
23:41No, but we make my great news sound just sorta good.
23:44The police found security footage of a suspect planting the bomb.
23:47Then they can see it's not me.
23:48That is creepy.
23:49Okay, wait for it, Tinkerbell.
23:50The footage is so grainy that you can't see who it is.
23:52Man, woman, non-binary, gender fluid, who knows?
23:55But there is a timestamp, which means you need an alibi for 10 p.m.
24:00Someone who didn't squeeze you out of their uterus.
24:04Thoughts?
24:05My boyfriend, er, ex-boyfriend.
24:08He came by the house right around 10 p.m.
24:10I can call him.
24:11Can I borrow your phone?
24:12You can remember people's numbers.
24:14I can't even remember the name of the guy I screwed last night.
24:17This is Henry.
24:19Hi.
24:20It's Patty.
24:21The caller has lost his number.
24:22I take it things didn't end well.
24:24No.
24:25All right.
24:26I'll go talk to him.
24:27What's his address?
24:29Uh, yeah, that's the problem.
24:30He moved back to Minnesota with his family.
24:31I have no idea where, and Henry Lee is kind of a common name.
24:32Any other info that might help?
24:33He's pre-law, pre-med, and a stripper.
24:35Wow.
24:36Really screwed the pooch on this one, huh?
24:38He has a sister, Dixie.
24:39She owns the wiener taco.
24:40Dixie Sinclair?
24:41I know her.
24:42All right.
24:43Don't worry.
24:44I will get this done.
24:45Angie.
24:46Angie.
24:47Angie.
24:48Angie.
24:49Angie.
24:50Hi.
24:51What the hell happened?
24:52Oh, Nani.
24:53Hmm.
24:54Funny story.
24:55Oh, Nani.
24:56Oh, Nani.
24:57Oh, Nani.
24:58Oh, Nani.
24:59Oh, Nani.
25:00Oh, Nani.
25:01Oh, Nani.
25:02Oh, Nani.
25:03Oh, Nani.
25:04Did you relapse?
25:05No.
25:06No.
25:07No.
25:16No.
25:26No.
25:27I'm just coming off the anaconda anasteevia.
25:30I got my implants removed.
25:32And you're doing this while your daughter's in prison?
25:34I'm trying to get her out.
25:37My boobs were full of cock.
25:40Cocaine! Look!
25:44Why'd you call me here, Angie?
25:46As a future law enforcement officer, I can't know this.
25:49Oh, honey, no. It's fine. I need your help.
25:52Your dad, he has connections to drug dealers,
25:56and they can smell it, sell it,
25:59and then I can pay your lawyer.
26:01Coralie messed with my most prized possession,
26:07so I was gonna destroy hers.
26:14Bob, Bob, what have you done?
26:17Maybe you shouldn't have stolen all of my suits.
26:20I took them to the dry cleaners, you shit.
26:23I didn't tear them to pieces.
26:26Oh, my God, why would you do this to me?
26:28This is my future.
26:30What is wrong with you?
26:33I'm sorry, I don't know...
26:34No!
26:36Save your apology.
26:38This is war.
26:40I still don't get why we had to make that video.
26:49I'll just get my message out at the debate tomorrow.
26:51It's important to give people an idea of what you stand for ahead of time,
26:54so they don't think you're just reacting to your opponent.
26:56Yeah.
26:57I'm posting it on Shanicam right now.
26:59What, just the raw footage?
27:00Shouldn't we get it professionally edited?
27:02With what funding?
27:03It's good.
27:04Yeah.
27:05It's gritty.
27:06Relatable.
27:07Yeah.
27:08And you look hot.
27:09I did.
27:10Yeah.
27:11Yes, please.
27:14Sorry.
27:15Sorry.
27:16Ignore it.
27:17Wow.
27:18Look, I'm sorry.
27:19I gotta go to Coralie.
27:20She says it's an emergency.
27:21Seriously?
27:22She calls and you just drop everything?
27:23She's my best friend.
27:24You sure it's not more than that?
27:25Don't be jealous.
27:26I'll be back before you know it.
27:53I won't let you get away, Bob.
27:54Either one of you.
27:55Ladies.
27:56Ladies.
27:57Good evening, ladies and guards.
27:58Welcome to the first ever Waters Correctional Facility's Pretty Imprison Beauty Pageant.
28:16And now, welcome to the stage, the beguiling and beautiful Miss Crystal.
28:37Miss Tanya.
28:46For a moment, we all got to escape.
28:51I got to be honest.
28:53They got to feel pretty in prison.
28:55Miss Cindy.
28:57Miss Moldavi.
29:00Maybe I could find freedom behind bars after all.
29:03Miss Summer.
29:04And last but not least, the audacious and enchanting Miss Shelby.
29:22Miss Shelby?
29:27Hi, Marty.
29:32She's gone.
29:33Show me the alarm.
29:43So much for the truth setting me free.
29:45Shelby lied.
29:46You helped Shelby escape.
29:48All that.
29:49Let's have an honest pageant win was crap.
29:52No, no, it wasn't.
29:53I promise.
29:54Yeah, we all kill you together.
29:55They can't throw any of us in the hole.
29:58What's the hole?
29:59Where you're going, I should have never trusted you.
30:02Lock her up.
30:03Lock her up!
30:04Lock her up!
30:05Lock her up!
30:06Lock her up!
30:07Lock her up!
30:08Lock her up!
30:09Lock her up!
30:10Lock her up!
30:11Lock her up!
30:12Lock her up!
30:13This was harder than I thought.
30:14Why couldn't I just come up with a platform?
30:16Hey!
30:17Hey.
30:18Mwah!
30:20Hey.
30:21Hey.
30:22Mwah.
30:24Barnard.
30:26Maswall.
30:27We're gonna go upstairs and prep for his debate.
30:36Maybe I needed a snack.
30:39Let's see my platform.
30:41What did I want for Masonville?
30:43Designer outlets?
30:44Caberdashery?
30:45Bathhouse?
30:46I can't believe I'm doing this.
30:47I should be focusing on the debate.
30:48Doing this is helping you too.
30:49Okay?
30:50We're messing with this head.
30:51No, Carly.
30:52That's so good.
30:53Woo!
30:54Carly!
30:55Ah!
30:56Carly!
30:57Ah!
30:58Carly!
30:59Ah!
31:00Carly!
31:01Ah!
31:02Ah!
31:03Ah!
31:04Ah!
31:05Ah!
31:06Ah!
31:07Ah!
31:08Ah!
31:09Ah!
31:10Ah!
31:11Ah!
31:12Ah!
31:13Ah!
31:14Ah!
31:15Ah!
31:16Carly, I love ya!
31:17Oh!
31:18I love ya!
31:19I love you and your penis!
31:20Oh!
31:21I love it when you touch me there!
31:23Oh!
31:24That spot!
31:25Ah!
31:26Ah!
31:27Ah!
31:28Shit!
31:29Carly!
31:30Are you alright?
31:31Oh, no.
31:32No.
31:33You're bleeding.
31:34I am.
31:35I fainted sight of blood.
31:36You do?
31:37What in the hell is going on?
31:38Wait.
31:39You guys were faking?
31:40No, Bob!
31:41Leave!
31:42Because Barnard's gonna faint and Bob fates at the sight of fating!
31:44No!
31:45That was just that once, huh?
31:48Ugh!
31:49Men are useless.
31:57I had been in here for hours, but it felt like a month.
32:00All I wanted to do was eat.
32:02At least here in solitary, I was safe from those girls.
32:05You're not safe from me.
32:07What the hell?
32:10You'll never be safe.
32:12Not until you can be honest with yourself.
32:15What are you talking about?
32:16Of course I'm honest with myself.
32:18I know everything I've done.
32:20But do you know why?
32:22I killed Christian to protect Magnolia.
32:25I threw those bodies in Gator Bog to protect my mom.
32:27If you still think that, you're not being honest with yourself at all.
32:32What do you mean?
32:39Today's your lucky day.
32:40Your alibi came through and we're dropping the Shelby thing.
32:43You're a lawyer.
32:44It's scary as fuck.
32:45So good luck at Miss American Lady.
32:48It's back on.
32:49Oh, right.
32:50You haven't seen the news.
32:51I guess people want to see if another girl gets killed.
32:54Let's process you and get you out.
32:56I was finally getting out.
32:58So why didn't I feel free?
33:00Was bloody Patty right?
33:02Was there something I was hiding from myself?
33:05You're a good friend, Donnie.
33:08To Patty and to me.
33:10I'm just, I'm sorry you had to compromise your morals.
33:13Oh, I didn't.
33:14The second we made the drop, I called in an anonymous tip.
33:17Oh shit, girl.
33:18You really are a cop.
33:19Patty's getting out.
33:20Oh my god.
33:21And after, oh after I pay her lawyer.
33:22I'm gonna have 90 grand left.
33:23I could buy a plane.
33:24I could buy a Ferris wheel.
33:25I could buy a fucking otter farm.
33:26Or, now that Patty's off the hook, maybe we could all go to Miss American Lady.
33:42I mean, after the week we've had, we deserve it, right?
33:45Yeah.
33:46Woo!
33:47Nani was right.
33:49I had finally done right by my daughter.
33:51We did deserve a reward.
34:03Some people talk about draining the swamp.
34:06Who talks cheap?
34:07I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is and drain an actual swamp.
34:12Gator bog.
34:14And on that land, I'm gonna build a new jail.
34:17Cause the old one had bed bugs.
34:19Bob Barnard from Bayer.
34:21I got this.
34:22No, no, no, no.
34:23No need for stitches, no nausea, so no risk of concussion.
34:29And most importantly, the baby is fine.
34:31Did you not know?
34:35No.
34:36But you know what?
34:37I've always been a regular.
34:38So maybe, you know, I'm just-
34:40According to my calculations, you're about eight or nine weeks.
34:48Should we call the father?
34:49I got your text.
34:50You okay?
34:51What'd the doctor say?
34:52I'll give you some privacy.
34:55So?
34:56I'm fine.
34:57I'm good.
34:58Oh, thank God.
34:59You want me to give you a ride home?
35:00I'll give her a ride.
35:01I live there.
35:02No, you know what?
35:03I'm not going home with either one of you.
35:04I'm fine.
35:05I'm staying here.
35:06The doctor wants me to stay just to keep an eye on me.
35:08You guys go.
35:09I'm fine.
35:10Are you sure?
35:11Absolutely.
35:15Patty is out of jail.
35:16Totally innocent.
35:17I think you owe me an apology.
35:18Me?
35:19You're the one who just tore up.
35:21You know what?
35:22You know what?
35:23I'm not going home with either one of you.
35:24I'm fine.
35:25I'm staying here.
35:26The doctor wants me to stay just to keep an eye on me.
35:27You guys go.
35:28I'm fine.
35:29Are you sure?
35:30Absolutely.
35:31Patty is out of jail.
35:33Totally innocent.
35:34I think you owe me an apology.
35:35Me?
35:36You're the one who just tore up all Coralie's Tampouzles.
35:39Why the hell do you do that?
35:40Why the hell would you pretend to have sex with Coralie just to get back at me?
35:44Don't you have better things to worry about?
35:46Oh, like preparing for the debate tomorrow that you challenged me to?
35:50I had been trying to prepare, hadn't I?
35:52You still running just to get back at me?
35:54Do you even care what the issues are?
35:55Of course I cared.
35:56So why did I let myself get so distracted?
35:58I care.
35:59Yeah, sure.
36:00But what I see, all you care about is building a wall, tearing up Tampouzles,
36:05and being an asshole to your ex-wife.
36:07Which one of those is your platform?
36:10You even want to win?
36:11Of course I do.
36:12Except I had never won anything in my life and the idea of it scared the shit out of me.
36:17Was I getting in my own way?
36:19Self-sabotaging because I was afraid to win?
36:22Bob, you should just drop out.
36:26I think it'd be best for everyone.
36:28But maybe I wasn't the only one who was scared I might win.
36:31You're afraid you might lose?
36:33I'm not.
36:35Of course you are.
36:37If you weren't, you wouldn't be trying to make me quit.
36:39That is not true.
36:41I've never lost anything in my entire life.
36:43I'll see you at the debate, Bob.
36:45Master debater.
36:47That's not funny.
36:53Knock, knock.
36:56Oh, Detective Cruz.
36:58Hi.
36:59I thought you were the discharge nurse.
37:01The hospital actually contacted me to talk to you before you leave.
37:04Really?
37:05Why?
37:06Standard procedure.
37:07When a woman has an accident in the home that looks like it could be domestic violence,
37:10I need to make sure everything's okay.
37:12Well, that's good to hear.
37:15I mean, not for me, but for other people.
37:18I can assure you that this was just a dumb accident.
37:22Are you pregnant?
37:24Well, that's exciting news.
37:26Congratulations.
37:27How far along?
37:28Uh, eight or nine weeks.
37:30Mmm.
37:32Can you do me a favor and not tell anyone?
37:34I mean, I haven't said anything to anyone yet, so...
37:37Oh, your secret's safe with me.
37:39Tell you what, what if I give you a ride home?
37:43Again, sorry to have to put you back there.
37:46It's just I have all this equipment up here.
37:48Oh, no, it's fine, Detective.
37:50Yeah, it's been a while since I've been in the back of a police car.
37:54I had a wild youth.
37:56Good for you.
37:58Oh, Detective, you just passed my street.
38:02Hello?
38:03I live back there.
38:05This will go a lot easier if you stay calm.
38:07What will?
38:08What's happening?
38:11Detective.
38:12Detective...
38:13Stop the car!
38:15Help!
38:17Help!
38:18Let me out, help!
38:20Help!
38:21Stop the car!
38:23Help!
38:24Help!
38:25Help!
38:26Stop the car!
38:27Help!
38:28Help!
38:29Help!
38:30Get out!
39:00Get out!
39:30Get out!
40:00Get out!
40:30Get out!
41:00Get out!
41:30Get out!
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