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Saltwater movie description and 15 hashtags
Okay, the user is asking for a movie description and hashtags related to "Saltwater." Hmm, this is interesting because there are several films with similar titles. The user didn't specify which one, so I should cover the most likely possibilities.
First, I recall the 2019 Irish film "Saltwater" directed by Conor Horgan - that's the most prominent one. But there's also the 2000 British drama and a 2006 documentary. The user might not know there are multiple versions, so I should clarify that upfront to be helpful.
The request seems straightforward - probably someone preparing social media content or researching films. Maybe a film blogger, marketer, or just a curious viewer. Since they asked for hashtags, they're likely planning to use this online. I should make the hashtags practical and varied.
For the description, I'll focus on the 2019 version since it's the most recent and notable. It's a character-driven drama about family dynamics and personal growth - themes that resonate widely. The hashtags should cover both thematic elements (#FamilyDrama) and practical tags (#IrishFilm) for discoverability.
I wonder if they need this for comparison? Should I mention the other films briefly? Yes, better to acknowledge them but focus on the main one. The tone should be informative but not overly academic - keeping it accessible since this might end up on social media.
The hashtags... 15 is specific. I'll mix broad appeal tags (#IndieFilm) with niche ones (#SlowCinema) to cover different audiences. Should avoid spoilers while hinting at the emotional core (#ComingOfAge, #SiblingBonds).
Noticed the user didn't specify language - I'll assume English. If they wanted another version, they can clarify. Better to provide one complete answer than guess poorly. The date context might help too - the 2019 film is more relevant today.
Here's a description for the most prominent film titled "Saltwater" (2019) directed by Conor Horgan, along with 15 relevant hashtags:
Movie Description (Saltwater - 2019):
Three estranged sisters – Lucy, Jane, and Kate – reunite at their deceased father's dilapidated seaside pub on the rugged West Coast of Ireland to settle his chaotic estate. Burdened by unresolved grief, mounting debts, and the decaying remnants of their childhood, they are forced to confront long-buried family secrets and the painful fractures in their relationships. As they navigate the mess left behind, including a menacing local loan shark, the isolating coastal landscape becomes a mirror for their internal struggles. The film is a poignant, atmospheric drama exploring themes of sisterhood, inherited trauma, the weight of the past, and the possibility of fragile reconciliation amidst loss and decay.
Saltwater movie description and 15 hashtags
Okay, the user is asking for a movie description and hashtags related to "Saltwater." Hmm, this is interesting because there are several films with similar titles. The user didn't specify which one, so I should cover the most likely possibilities.
First, I recall the 2019 Irish film "Saltwater" directed by Conor Horgan - that's the most prominent one. But there's also the 2000 British drama and a 2006 documentary. The user might not know there are multiple versions, so I should clarify that upfront to be helpful.
The request seems straightforward - probably someone preparing social media content or researching films. Maybe a film blogger, marketer, or just a curious viewer. Since they asked for hashtags, they're likely planning to use this online. I should make the hashtags practical and varied.
For the description, I'll focus on the 2019 version since it's the most recent and notable. It's a character-driven drama about family dynamics and personal growth - themes that resonate widely. The hashtags should cover both thematic elements (#FamilyDrama) and practical tags (#IrishFilm) for discoverability.
I wonder if they need this for comparison? Should I mention the other films briefly? Yes, better to acknowledge them but focus on the main one. The tone should be informative but not overly academic - keeping it accessible since this might end up on social media.
The hashtags... 15 is specific. I'll mix broad appeal tags (#IndieFilm) with niche ones (#SlowCinema) to cover different audiences. Should avoid spoilers while hinting at the emotional core (#ComingOfAge, #SiblingBonds).
Noticed the user didn't specify language - I'll assume English. If they wanted another version, they can clarify. Better to provide one complete answer than guess poorly. The date context might help too - the 2019 film is more relevant today.
Here's a description for the most prominent film titled "Saltwater" (2019) directed by Conor Horgan, along with 15 relevant hashtags:
Movie Description (Saltwater - 2019):
Three estranged sisters – Lucy, Jane, and Kate – reunite at their deceased father's dilapidated seaside pub on the rugged West Coast of Ireland to settle his chaotic estate. Burdened by unresolved grief, mounting debts, and the decaying remnants of their childhood, they are forced to confront long-buried family secrets and the painful fractures in their relationships. As they navigate the mess left behind, including a menacing local loan shark, the isolating coastal landscape becomes a mirror for their internal struggles. The film is a poignant, atmospheric drama exploring themes of sisterhood, inherited trauma, the weight of the past, and the possibility of fragile reconciliation amidst loss and decay.
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00:03:07Dude, this is the real thing.
00:03:09We're just the bait.
00:03:11It's you, me, and about 30 or so lives snapping the shark.
00:03:15Driven into a carnivorous frenzy by the scent of your blood.
00:03:19How did I ever let you talk me into the sincerity?
00:03:21Like I said, the money.
00:03:23And if you guys do your jobs right, there'll be plenty of it.
00:03:25Blood surfing.
00:03:37Super fast.
00:03:43Doug, the man in the light is up to our size.
00:03:53That's just that situation is sitting under the gas.
00:03:59Now, I'm pretty sure that this one can go off to the other para-
00:04:01but where the other forest become completely covered.
00:04:03Do you think the gun changes?
00:04:05Watch your step.
00:04:31And, uh, you guys don't mind waiting, do you?
00:04:34No, no, not at all, please.
00:04:36I'll make sure he sends the boat right back.
00:04:38Oh, that ain't right, you don't mind being second?
00:04:40I'm not gonna be second.
00:04:41You just said...
00:04:42I lied.
00:04:51Not a bad place to spend a couple of days working, huh?
00:04:54Yeah, well, I say it's time he learned.
00:05:00Textbook bog, can't ever be second.
00:05:05Yee-haw!
00:05:12Yeah, well I say it's time he learned.
00:05:17Faster, faster! Come on, we gotta go!
00:05:23I'm talking fast, folks, let's go!
00:05:26I got lucky fast!
00:05:31I'm gonna fall, help!
00:05:34It's pretty scary!
00:05:39Second, yeah right, I can do this!
00:05:43Ah, yeah!
00:05:46What's this?
00:05:48Wow, did you see that?
00:05:50Yeah, he kicked off the butt, I saw.
00:05:52No, Shadow, there's nothing in the water.
00:05:55What?
00:06:00Nothing.
00:06:02Yeah, well, I'll just deduct the 20 from his expense allowance.
00:06:10You okay?
00:06:13Fellas, you're here!
00:06:15What, did you surf in? I didn't even notice.
00:06:17You're just being nice.
00:06:19We're not that fast.
00:06:20Yeah, we are.
00:06:21We're really fast.
00:06:23We define fast.
00:06:28After you!
00:06:29He's learning!
00:06:33What?
00:06:34Nothing.
00:06:35You know, I've been working on my cop back and I think I really nailed it back there.
00:06:38What do you think?
00:06:39Beautiful.
00:06:40Beautiful.
00:06:41Stupendous.
00:06:42Fantastic.
00:06:43Handsome.
00:06:44Charming.
00:06:45What a hell of a great kisser.
00:06:50Well, it's not gonna happen.
00:06:52It didn't happen last time, it won't happen this time, or the next if there is one.
00:06:56It's usually the ones you don't like that you end up with.
00:07:00In that case, I'll have to make it a point too like you. Excuse me.
00:07:10How's the animal?
00:07:11Hungry.
00:07:12I bet he is hungry for what I might ask.
00:07:14Take your pick.
00:07:15Welcome, Mr. Chargy.
00:07:18South Seas Adventures.
00:07:19Sunny LaFranco, my wife Melba.
00:07:21Hi, Chair.
00:07:22Hi, welcome to Palm Island.
00:07:24Oh please, accept a small broken new gift.
00:07:27Mangoes from our own orchard.
00:07:29Thanks.
00:07:30So, Sunny, uh...
00:07:32I think we're all set for an early morning departure?
00:07:35Oh yes, yes. Very ready.
00:07:37That's right, baby, Lilo K. You ready? You ready? You ready, Lilo K?
00:07:41Cause here we come!
00:07:45Lilo K?
00:07:46That's where we're going.
00:07:48Uh, excuse me, sirs. Maybe you haven't heard that...
00:07:51waters around the island are shark infestation.
00:07:54That's what we're talking about! Shark infestation!
00:07:58Is there a problem with Michael?
00:08:00No, it's just that, uh...
00:08:03trees around there are very dangerous.
00:08:06And... you've never been there.
00:08:12Well, who has?
00:08:14Captain Dirks, right?
00:08:31Zach Jardine, Omega Productions.
00:08:34So...
00:08:36what got you with Wonderboy?
00:08:38Besides a job.
00:08:40I like men with a sense of responsibility.
00:08:43As opposed to...
00:08:44boys who spend their entire lives searching for...
00:08:48bigger and better waves.
00:08:50I'm Stunbog.
00:08:52You have a deep self-awareness I never would have imagined.
00:08:55So let me get this straight.
00:09:02You want me to take you to Lilo K?
00:09:06So that pretty lady over there can take moving pictures of those two...
00:09:10Tedpoles...
00:09:12surfing with shadows.
00:09:14And I will make it very...
00:09:17worth your while.
00:09:19You're very generous.
00:09:25I believe in rewarding people who provide...
00:09:31special services.
00:09:33Well, in this case, that'd make me an accessory to murder.
00:09:37Come on, Dirks.
00:09:41No one's gonna hold you responsible.
00:09:45Good day, Miss Tijardi.
00:09:48I'm sorry.
00:09:51I'm sorry.
00:10:04It'd be nice to have a night out once in a while.
00:10:07Maybe have a real dinner in a restaurant we don't have to...
00:10:10catch, clean and cook it ourselves.
00:10:13Sit your ass down, Otobus.
00:10:18You're screwed.
00:10:22What?
00:10:23What?
00:10:24What?
00:10:25He doesn't know how to get there either?
00:10:26Well, he knows.
00:10:27Bastard just won't say.
00:10:28So now what are we gonna do?
00:10:48Hey!
00:10:49You think she's a local?
00:10:50No way, man.
00:10:51She is universal.
00:10:53Yeah, that's great, guys.
00:10:54We have a problem here.
00:10:55Zach!
00:10:56Zach!
00:10:57Zach!
00:10:58Zach!
00:10:59Bless you.
00:11:01I love you.
00:11:02I love you.
00:11:03I love you.
00:11:04I love you.
00:11:05I love you.
00:11:06I love you.
00:11:07I love you.
00:11:08I love you.
00:11:09I love you.
00:11:10I love you.
00:11:11I love you.
00:11:12I love you.
00:11:13Hey.
00:11:14You think she's a local?
00:11:15No way, man.
00:11:16She is universal.
00:11:17Yeah, that's great, guys.
00:11:18We have a problem here.
00:11:20Zach.
00:11:21Zach!
00:11:22Bless you.
00:11:33What the hell?
00:11:45Whoa.
00:11:46Dude.
00:11:52Nice set of gams, eh?
00:12:01Decided to accept your role for Mr. Jardine.
00:12:05Follow me.
00:12:06I'll tell you how to get that.
00:12:07Whoa!
00:12:08Yeah!
00:12:14Just arriving on our little island?
00:12:16Uh, yeah.
00:12:18Staying at the inn?
00:12:19No, the boat.
00:12:21Oh, really?
00:12:22On the docks?
00:12:23That's where I stay.
00:12:26You, uh, stay there alone?
00:12:30I never know.
00:12:32See ya.
00:12:37Did you sleep there alone?
00:12:43Just you and me now, buddy.
00:12:45I'm telling you, man.
00:12:46I don't need a woman.
00:12:47I got Mary Beth to ride whenever I want.
00:12:49Oh, my God.
00:12:50Dude, you have got some serious issues with your surfboard.
00:12:52Come on.
00:12:53Oh, my God.
00:12:54Oh, my God.
00:12:55Oh, my God.
00:12:57Oh, my God.
00:12:58Oh, my God.
00:12:59Oh, my God.
00:13:01Dude, you have got some serious issues with your surfboard.
00:13:06Oh, my God.
00:13:08Oh, my God.
00:13:09What the hell?
00:13:28Hey, what the hell?
00:13:30Not very friendly, are you?
00:13:32Hey, you're the one who woke me up.
00:13:34I know.
00:13:36Oh, you do, huh?
00:13:38Well, you see, I heard that there's this American guy named Bog,
00:13:41who was very handsome, and I'd like to meet him.
00:13:44Great. My name's Jeremy.
00:13:46Other guy's Bog.
00:13:47The one who sleeps above you?
00:13:48Yep, that's him.
00:13:50But there must be a mistake.
00:13:52I'm sure it was Bog who was handsome.
00:13:54You mean you think I'm better looking?
00:13:56Oh, please, don't say anything.
00:13:58I wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
00:14:00Well, it's not that he's ugly, it's just that he's...
00:14:03Not a word, I promise.
00:14:05Promise?
00:14:07Yeah, what's your name?
00:14:09Lemia.
00:14:10Lemia.
00:14:11I like that name.
00:14:21Oh, you gotta check out my board.
00:14:23Watch your head, you spider, see?
00:14:25Yesterday I dropped down this amazing face...
00:14:27Mangled pancakes for breakfast.
00:14:29Mmm.
00:14:30You think you don't please them?
00:14:32I'm not pleased with our daughter at the moment.
00:14:34No.
00:14:35They're crashing over me.
00:14:36And I'm like this.
00:14:37And I gotta break through.
00:14:38I gotta break through.
00:14:39Seems like a very nice old man.
00:14:41He's a crazy person.
00:14:42Surfing at Lilo K.
00:14:44You see Lemia?
00:14:45Wax on the board allows your feet to have maximum movement.
00:14:49The rest is up to you and your balance.
00:14:51You're very intelligent, too.
00:14:53Stop it.
00:14:54Hey, dog face, where you been?
00:14:57What's it look like, blondie?
00:14:59What's that shit?
00:15:00Uh, you'll find out.
00:15:02What do you say?
00:15:03You nut jobs ready to make a little history?
00:15:05Going ready.
00:15:06Fantastic.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:36hedgehogs M Więccos
00:15:41No, no, no.
00:15:42Never burn around.
00:15:44Oxy Yen
00:15:47Use You
00:15:49Tell Us
00:15:50To
00:15:51To
00:15:54To
00:15:56To
00:15:58To
00:16:00To
00:16:03Anyone want some more mango juice?
00:16:10No, no, thank you.
00:16:12Yes, please.
00:16:14I'd love some.
00:16:20You know, Lemmy, this is some of the best French toast I've ever had.
00:16:24So these are pancakes?
00:16:26Let's go.
00:16:32Get out of here!
00:16:40Lilo Keo, port bow!
00:16:56Father, please guide our friends as they embark on their path.
00:17:02Protect them from the danger below.
00:17:05And see to it that they return safe.
00:17:09They are in your hands.
00:17:11Amen.
00:17:13Amen.
00:17:26Amen.
00:17:27Well, well, well.
00:17:46Swell, swell.
00:17:50Yeah, breathtaking.
00:17:52Where are the sharks?
00:17:57It's disgusting.
00:17:59Check out the ice!
00:18:02What?
00:18:04Lunchtime!
00:18:05Lunch is served.
00:18:07All right, boys, come and get it!
00:18:10It's time!
00:18:17Oh, poor baby.
00:18:19Are you nervous?
00:18:20No, no, no.
00:18:21Sure?
00:18:22No, no.
00:18:23I'm not nervous.
00:18:24I don't get nervous.
00:18:26And, you know, what if they don't come?
00:18:38Don't worry.
00:18:40They'll come.
00:18:42Now nothing can hurt you.
00:18:48Not quite nothing.
00:18:53Showtime.
00:19:06There you go.
00:19:11Oh, yes!
00:19:12There's another one!
00:19:14Oh, yes!
00:19:15Oh, yes!
00:19:16Oh, yes!
00:19:17Oh, yes!
00:19:18Oh, yes!
00:19:19Oh, yes!
00:19:20Oh, yes!
00:19:21Oh, yes!
00:19:22Oh, yes!
00:19:23Oh, yes!
00:19:24Oh, yes!
00:19:25Let's go to work!
00:19:26You know, these waves are breaking all the way into shore.
00:19:28You could actually just sit on the beach and shoot it with a telephoto.
00:19:32Sure, I could.
00:19:33And it would look like shit.
00:19:34Look, I'm just trying to...
00:19:36Just trying to tell me how to do my job.
00:19:38Shouldn't you be in the water bottle?
00:19:40Okay, people.
00:19:41Let's roll.
00:19:42Let's go!
00:19:51Dude, it's just another ride.
00:19:54It's just you, your board, and that wave.
00:19:57You keep your thoughts on that.
00:19:58There's nothing else out there.
00:20:00Are you stinking?
00:20:02Let me hear you say it.
00:20:04I stink, man.
00:20:05Come on!
00:20:05I fucking stink big time!
00:20:07Damn right, you two!
00:20:09Let's go, guys!
00:20:25Dude, I wouldn't be doing that if I were you.
00:20:28Oh, they think they really want to blow on me!
00:20:34That's the idea.
00:20:35Now!
00:20:36Come on!
00:20:37Get the fuck out of here!
00:20:58This is simply nuts.
00:20:59This is simply nuts.
00:21:01And it's gonna be huge!
00:21:06Go get him, boys!
00:21:15Idiots.
00:21:28Do it, boys!
00:21:45Do it!
00:21:45Do it!
00:21:46Do it!
00:21:46All right!
00:21:58Do it, boys!
00:21:58Do it.
00:21:59Do it!
00:22:01Do it!
00:22:06Do it!
00:22:07Do it!
00:22:08Oh, baby!
00:22:11Yeah!
00:22:12Yeah!
00:22:13Woo!
00:22:14It's good!
00:22:15Good!
00:22:22Guys!
00:22:23It's like that, man.
00:22:24Hey, Zach!
00:22:25Zach!
00:22:26Zach, help!
00:22:28Shit!
00:22:30Help!
00:22:32Help!
00:22:34Mike!
00:22:36What the hell?
00:22:38Help! Zach!
00:22:40Zach!
00:22:42Take me in.
00:22:44Well, let's go there.
00:22:46Bobby!
00:22:48Get out of here!
00:22:50Come on, sis!
00:22:52Come on!
00:22:56Come on!
00:22:58Come on!
00:23:00Get out of here!
00:23:02Hurry!
00:23:04I got the board!
00:23:06Grab her!
00:23:08Watch the camera!
00:23:10You all right?
00:23:12I feel like an idiot.
00:23:14You know you wouldn't be the first person to freak out surrounded by man-eating sharks.
00:23:16This is my job!
00:23:18My show!
00:23:20I need this documentary without you.
00:23:22I don't got it.
00:23:24How's the video?
00:23:26It's good.
00:23:28Very cool.
00:23:30Says?
00:23:31What was that all about?
00:23:32First thing you learn as a kid?
00:23:33Don't eat before you go swimming.
00:23:34You get cramps.
00:23:35You were so good.
00:23:36The sharks didn't even catch up.
00:23:37Yeah, well, I had a little something they didn't.
00:23:39I had a little something they didn't.
00:23:40You know you wouldn't be the first person to freak out surrounded by man-eating sharks.
00:23:41You know you wouldn't be the first person to freak out surrounded by man-eating sharks.
00:23:43This is my job!
00:23:44My show!
00:23:45I need this documentary without you.
00:23:46I don't got it.
00:23:47What's that?
00:23:48What was that all about?
00:23:49First thing you learn as a kid, don't eat before you go swimming.
00:23:54You get cramps.
00:23:55You were so good.
00:23:56The sharks didn't even catch up.
00:23:57Yeah, well, I had a little something they didn't.
00:24:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:01That's touching.
00:24:02Very touching.
00:24:03All right, people.
00:24:05Let's get back to work.
00:24:06Let's go!
00:24:07Huh?
00:24:08What's that?
00:24:09Of course.
00:24:10We need more footage.
00:24:12Let's go.
00:24:13Let's get wet.
00:24:17Okay, then.
00:24:20Okay, then.
00:24:28No.
00:24:29Something's not right.
00:24:37What the fuck was that?
00:24:39You ever see anything like that?
00:24:42Uh...
00:24:43Okay, then.
00:24:44Let's call it a day, shall we?
00:24:47Yeah.
00:25:02What's he trying to prove?
00:25:04Stupid.
00:25:05Guy's a head case.
00:25:07You know, for a guy you don't like very much, you sure are very concerned, aren't you?
00:25:12No, it's just I can't believe he's back out there after what we saw.
00:25:18He must really love the surf, huh?
00:25:21Yeah, sure.
00:25:22He loves him more than anything.
00:25:25He'll be all right.
00:25:28Say, uh...
00:25:29Your mom said something about 500-year-old temples.
00:25:33Mm-hmm.
00:25:34You wanna...
00:25:35You wanna go search the island?
00:25:38Oh, my father would kill me if he knew we'd be off alone.
00:25:43So I sure do hope no one tells him.
00:25:45Oh, God.
00:25:47Yeah!
00:25:49See you in a while, crocodile!
00:25:51You know, we don't have to worry about anyone telling on us.
00:25:56Yeah.
00:25:57Yeah.
00:26:22Wow!
00:26:24This place is...
00:26:26Amazing.
00:26:32You're amazing.
00:26:44I gotta tell you, hon, if the footage looks half as good as what I saw from the boat, we are in good shape.
00:26:50Mm-hmm.
00:26:52Oh, yeah.
00:26:53Big things to come.
00:26:55I can feel them.
00:26:56Yeah.
00:27:08I think I'll go in for a swim, Sonny. It's too hot.
00:27:12Melba?
00:27:13Don't worry. I'll be quick.
00:27:20What's wrong? Is it me?
00:27:21No, no, no. No, it's not you. It's just, um...
00:27:23Why aren't we moving a little... fast?
00:27:24That's it?
00:27:25What's wrong? Is it me?
00:27:26No, no, no. No, it's not you. It's just, um...
00:27:28Why aren't we moving a little... fast?
00:27:29That's it?
00:27:30No, no, no. No, it's not you. It's just, um...
00:27:31Why aren't we moving a little... fast?
00:27:32That's it?
00:27:33It's lovely in here, Sonny. Why don't you come to me?
00:27:36It's just a little... fast.
00:27:40Yeah, it's not me, Sonny.
00:27:42It's a little long long long, sonny.
00:27:44What's wrong? Is it me?
00:27:45No, no, no, it's not you. It's just, um...
00:27:46Why aren't we moving a little... fast?
00:27:49That's it?
00:27:51It's lovely in here, Sonny. Why don't you come to me?
00:28:02Sonny, why don't you come in?
00:28:29Melba, why don't you come on in?
00:28:31What's wrong?
00:28:32Oh, nothing.
00:28:36Mel!
00:28:43Melba!
00:28:45Come on, Melba, come on!
00:28:59I'm a loser.
00:29:00Sonny!
00:29:07Sonny!
00:29:10Picnic.
00:29:11Picnic, come on, do you breathe me?
00:29:13Come on, this is the fury, do you breathe me?
00:29:17Do you breathe me?
00:29:18Boop!
00:29:19No!
00:29:19I've got to leave me, I've got to leave me, I've got to get out of here.
00:29:33Oh, I've got to do this.
00:29:34I thought I'd be putting you on the ground.
00:29:37I thought I would mess up on the ground.
00:29:39But I'm sorry to hear you, I thought I was supposed to be on the ground.
00:29:41Oh, my God.
00:30:11No!
00:30:22Lemya?
00:30:24You wanna play games, huh?
00:30:27You wouldn't be the first.
00:30:30Alright.
00:30:32Lemya!
00:30:35He's gonna find you!
00:30:39Lemya!
00:30:41Where are you, Lemya?
00:30:47Lemya!
00:30:50Come on! This isn't fun anymore!
00:31:06Is that a footprint?
00:31:08I don't know. I found it like this.
00:31:12Okay, I'm terrified. There's a big monster lurking in the jungle.
00:31:17Lemya!
00:31:18You're getting all worked up over nothing.
00:31:25Probably just freaked her out somehow and she went running back to her mom and dad.
00:31:31Where the fuck do they go?
00:31:34Lemya!
00:31:35You're not going to work without us?
00:31:36No way.
00:31:40What the fuck happened here?
00:31:45Oh shit.
00:31:47Oh shit.
00:31:49Oh shit.
00:31:50Lemya!
00:31:51Lemya!
00:31:52Lemya!
00:31:57Sonny!
00:31:59Oh jeez.
00:32:01I don't think Sonny can hear you, Jeremy.
00:32:05This is really, really fucked.
00:32:07Let's go.
00:32:09I'm down with that.
00:32:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:15Where's the camera?
00:32:17The camera's in the bag that's on the boat.
00:32:20It's the fucking camera for Christ's sakes.
00:32:23Can we go?
00:32:24It's not the camera he's worried about.
00:32:26It's the tape.
00:32:27Yeah, it's the tape.
00:32:28There's no reason for us to go home empty handed.
00:32:30Are you guys crazy?
00:32:32I hate to admit it, but he's right.
00:32:33Without that tape, this whole trip was for nothing.
00:32:37Don't be stupid, Bob. There's definitely something in there.
00:32:39It's not a mermaid.
00:32:49It's not a mermaid.
00:32:57This sucks, dude.
00:33:16You know, this guy's okay.
00:33:19Real dedicated.
00:33:20Stupid, but dedicated.
00:33:29Come on, bro.
00:33:31Materialize.
00:33:50Dude!
00:33:51Get me out of here now!
00:33:57Go!
00:33:58Here's your precious camera.
00:34:00See?
00:34:01It's that easy.
00:34:02What happened?
00:34:03What happened?
00:34:04You do not want to know.
00:34:10Jesus!
00:34:11Oh, God!
00:34:12Get out of here!
00:34:13Come on.
00:34:14We can't leave them!
00:34:15They're a memory!
00:34:16Let's go!
00:34:19Help!
00:34:20Help!
00:34:21That's the rock!
00:34:22Come on!
00:34:23Run!
00:34:24Run!
00:34:33Run!
00:34:34Run!
00:34:35Do not come on!
00:34:36Run!
00:34:37Run!
00:34:38Run!
00:34:39RUN! RUN!
00:34:43Here comes the fireman!
00:34:46RUN!
00:34:51What's that one?
00:35:09RUN!
00:35:12Nice!
00:35:13Come on!
00:35:14Get out of here!
00:35:17Zack, come on, man!
00:35:20That thing is gonna eat us!
00:35:21Shhh!
00:35:24I don't hear it anymore.
00:35:27Hey, where the hell are we running to anyway?
00:35:29Dude, we got an adios to this rock! Come on!
00:35:32Right?
00:35:33But have you given any thought as to how?
00:35:35Well, obviously they'll send someone for us.
00:35:37Yeah, by tomorrow afternoon, maybe they'll start to think about it.
00:35:42And then, if we're really lucky, they'll send someone the day after.
00:35:47Well, we'll have to find somewhere safe until they find us.
00:35:49Where?
00:35:51I mean, am I the only one that notices that thing can haul ass in the water and on land?
00:35:55If only we had a hot air balloon we could float away.
00:35:59Alright, relax, relax.
00:36:01I got my breath back.
00:36:02You don't think Uncle Z would actually allow himself to be incommunicado, do you?
00:36:08Oh, you have a cell phone?
00:36:11The phone is, once again, your friend.
00:36:14Come on.
00:36:16Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:17What?
00:36:18No service?
00:36:19Out here?
00:36:20Maybe those ten billion megahoots just ain't enough there, cowboy.
00:36:22Hey, hey, hey, relax.
00:36:23I'll get it.
00:36:24Remember, we're in the southern hemisphere.
00:36:25It's longer to reach the, uh, satellite.
00:36:26Yeah, something like that.
00:36:27Alright, alright, alright.
00:36:28Let's get the hell out of here.
00:36:29Don't you fucking move an inch!
00:36:30This way.
00:36:31Alright.
00:36:32Or you'll die.
00:36:33With your next step, we come in peace.
00:36:37Excuse me, sir.
00:36:38Are you deaf?
00:36:39I said don't fucking move.
00:36:40I said don't fucking move.
00:36:41I said don't fucking move.
00:36:42I said don't fucking move.
00:36:43You did say that, Zack.
00:36:44Now, deaf friend, do you know how close you were to becoming Cheebov?
00:36:59Cheebov?
00:37:00What the fuck's a Cheebov?
00:37:01I'll show you.
00:37:02You're coming.
00:37:03I said don't come.
00:37:04You're coming.
00:37:05I'm coming.
00:37:06I'm coming.
00:37:07I'm coming.
00:37:08I'm coming.
00:37:09I'm coming.
00:37:10I'm coming.
00:37:11I'm coming.
00:37:12I'm coming.
00:37:13What's the fuck's a Cheebov?
00:37:14Shit!
00:37:19Nice, huh?
00:37:21You mean shish kebab?
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:26It's better with chicken.
00:37:29Shut the fuck up!
00:37:31Shut up.
00:37:33I'll hold this.
00:37:35No!
00:37:37Can anyone of you here tell me what the hell you're doing here on my island?
00:37:41Actually, we're trying to get off your island.
00:37:46Oh.
00:37:47We're running from a creature.
00:37:49A creature?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51What?
00:37:52Like...
00:37:53Like Godzilla?
00:37:54Oh, oh, oh!
00:37:55Like Godzilla!
00:37:56Yeah, like in the movies, huh?
00:37:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:00Really, man.
00:38:01This thing ate a 42-foot boat.
00:38:04Really?
00:38:05Yeah, really.
00:38:11I don't see anything there.
00:38:18And what the hell do I do with you?
00:38:21Huh?
00:38:22What if you happen to have a boat?
00:38:24Or a balloon.
00:38:26I happen to have a boat.
00:38:30Really?
00:38:31Well, that's excellent news.
00:38:33Because I am willing to pay handsomely for a ride.
00:38:38Ok...
00:38:41RUDY!
00:38:42Let's go!
00:38:43You follow me, guys!
00:38:44Does this mean we're getting a ride?
00:38:49Where are you from?
00:38:52Yes, yes!
00:38:53Where are you?
00:39:06Hey, hold up.
00:39:08Hold up.
00:39:10Let's go here.
00:39:18Good.
00:39:22Very nice, very nice.
00:39:24Which way to first class?
00:39:26Fuck you!
00:39:28Hey, hey, hey, I'm an American.
00:39:30I'm a citizen, for Christ's sake.
00:39:32Shut up!
00:39:34Hey, hey, hey!
00:39:36Hey, hey!
00:39:38Dude, show me your passport from Christ's sake!
00:39:40Get in!
00:39:42Okay!
00:39:44This is bad.
00:39:46Move and stay in here!
00:39:52No!
00:39:54You're bad!
00:39:56You look old, you look old,
00:39:58you're old.
00:40:00You know what my brother's saying?
00:40:02He's reminding me of his lifelong dream,
00:40:04which is to keep company with a citizen
00:40:06of the United States.
00:40:08Hey, no way! No!
00:40:10I was talking about the female kind, of course.
00:40:14I'm not American.
00:40:16I'm Australian.
00:40:18Baby!
00:40:20He says it's good enough!
00:40:22Given the circumstances,
00:40:24I wouldn't call it cheating.
00:40:30Look, I don't know, but the Australian girls,
00:40:32they're a little, you know...
00:40:34Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aussie chicks,
00:40:36they just like the party naps.
00:40:38Ashley, I'm sorry.
00:40:40Don't listen to anything.
00:40:42What are you saying?
00:40:44If you were my brother,
00:40:46I'd get me really nice American girl.
00:40:48You know what I mean?
00:40:50Huh?
00:40:51Oh, really?
00:40:52Totally.
00:40:53Totally.
00:40:54But I'm not your fucking...
00:40:56Ow!
00:40:58Oh, no, no!
00:41:00Ow!
00:41:01Ow!
00:41:02Oh, no, no!
00:41:03Ow!
00:41:04Ow!
00:41:05Ow!
00:41:06Ow!
00:41:07Ow!
00:41:08Ow!
00:41:09Ow!
00:41:10Ow!
00:41:11Let's go!
00:41:12Get your crammy hands off you,
00:41:13you little maggot!
00:41:14Come on, we'll be done!
00:41:15Ah!
00:41:16Come on, he got it!
00:41:18Hello.
00:41:22Hello.
00:41:24See you there, man.
00:41:30Come on!
00:41:45Christ!
00:41:46What was that?
00:41:47What was that?
00:41:48Shit, look at that thing!
00:41:53No way!
00:41:54Fuck me.
00:41:55Fuck them!
00:42:00Go! Come on! Come on!
00:42:03Oh, man! How do you start this thing?
00:42:09Yes, yes, okay!
00:42:15Go! Go! Go!
00:42:18Stay for me!
00:42:23Oh, shit! Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:42:27Cecily!
00:42:28They're for power to save their guy!
00:42:30Yeah, I got that. We'll send flowers.
00:42:32We didn't just save your question!
00:42:36Shit!
00:42:37No!
00:42:50Hey, fuckers!
00:42:56Guys!
00:42:59Guys!
00:43:02Cecily!
00:43:03Jamie!
00:43:05Bog!
00:43:07Get off me! Get off me! Get off me!
00:43:09What the hell?
00:43:14Evening, Mr. Jardine.
00:43:16Enjoying your little swim?
00:43:18A little swim?
00:43:19God damn it!
00:43:20That was totally out of control.
00:43:33I mean, that thing had to be what? 30 feet?
00:43:3530 feet?
00:43:36At least.
00:43:37I ain't hungry.
00:43:38Scarfed down that fat dude, had to weigh at least 500 pounds in like two bites.
00:43:43He wasn't hungry, guys.
00:43:45He wanted to kill.
00:43:46Well, what the hell's it doing in the ocean anyway?
00:43:48Aren't they meant to hang out in swamps or something?
00:43:50It's a long ride back to the island.
00:43:53Adamus will show you the accords.
00:43:55Of course.
00:43:56Hey, Dirks.
00:43:57Who's your wife?
00:43:58No, actually, I wanted to thank you.
00:43:59I mean, if you didn't show up when you get back there, we would have really been in some deep shit.
00:44:16She was really quite a ship in her day, wasn't she?
00:44:17She got around.
00:44:18What?
00:44:19A competition too tough?
00:44:20No, to take a trip.
00:44:21You know?
00:44:22You know?
00:44:23You know how to play your little tricks.
00:44:24I mean, if you didn't show up when you get back there, we would have really been in some deep shit.
00:44:29I mean, if you didn't show up when you get back there, we would have really been in some deep shit.
00:44:36She was really quite a ship in her day, wasn't she?
00:44:40She got around.
00:44:41You sure got around.
00:44:44What, competition too tough?
00:44:48Right.
00:44:51Judging by your reaction back there, I'd guess it had something to do with a large saltwater crocodile.
00:45:01Wrong again, right?
00:45:04Well, you're right on the money.
00:45:07You wouldn't be trying to meet up with that thing again by any chance, would you?
00:45:17You make something very plain, son.
00:45:21I don't ever want to get near that salty again.
00:45:27Good.
00:45:31Good night, Captain.
00:45:37It's dirt, so it might be a little big.
00:45:51It's mine, so it'll probably be a little small.
00:45:54What took you so long?
00:46:00Oh, I was thanking our captain.
00:46:03Cozy, eh?
00:46:05It has potential.
00:46:07This is great.
00:46:08This is great.
00:46:13Hey, to me, this place is a palace right now.
00:46:17You know, because we're here right now and not in the intestines of that thing out there.
00:46:22I mean, think about it, guys.
00:46:25We...
00:46:27We made it.
00:46:29You know, we were chased and hunted and stared straight into the belly of the beast.
00:46:37The devil himself, if you ask me.
00:46:40We survived.
00:46:41We survived.
00:46:44No better than that.
00:46:46We kicked ass.
00:46:51You know what?
00:46:53I think a toast is in order, huh?
00:46:56To us.
00:46:57To leaves.
00:46:58To leave me.
00:47:04To leave me.
00:47:08To sunny.
00:47:15To sunny.
00:47:20To sunny.
00:47:22To sunny.
00:47:24To Melba.
00:47:34I'm sure y'all could use a little rest.
00:47:37Holler if you need anything.
00:47:39Yeah, uh, I'm exhausted.
00:47:54I'm sorry.
00:48:24Yeah, it's you alright. I can fucking feel ya.
00:48:42But this time old fella, not ever again.
00:48:54What's the name?
00:48:58I love it.
00:49:00I love it.
00:49:02I love it.
00:49:05I love it.
00:49:10I love it.
00:49:14I love it.
00:49:19That's a bleeder.
00:49:39Might want to use something a little more pointed.
00:49:45Go on.
00:49:49What the fuck are those for?
00:49:59Salties, love them.
00:50:01Salties?
00:50:02Saltwater crocodile.
00:50:05That thing out there?
00:50:07And Dirk's has an interest in these things?
00:50:11I knew you were the brains of this operation.
00:50:19But he hunts these things?
00:50:29I mean, now you're disappointing me.
00:50:31Color me slow.
00:50:32It happens every once in a while.
00:50:34What?
00:50:34What's the deal?
00:50:37Dirk's used to run adventure tours.
00:50:39And he was the best.
00:50:41And?
00:50:42And his last tour didn't go so well.
00:50:46How not well?
00:50:50All of his passengers were attacked.
00:50:53They were slaughtered right before his eyes.
00:50:54He hasn't been the same since.
00:50:57Oh, no.
00:50:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:01He wants revenge?
00:51:03Now?
00:51:04Today?
00:51:04That's all you can think about.
00:51:07A big, big, huge problem.
00:51:09There are passengers on this boat who want to just get the hell out of here.
00:51:15Now, I was thinking that a truly innovative television producer would seize the opportunity
00:51:19of a lifetime.
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:25So now she's an expert at the inner workings of the TV business.
00:51:29Let me ask your professional opinion.
00:51:33Would documenting the capture of the largest crocodile's porosis known to man be a marketable
00:51:38commodity or not?
00:51:42Now, I'm talking a crocodile of unheard of proportions.
00:51:4631 feet long, over 3,000 pounds.
00:51:52It has potential.
00:51:56Good shame.
00:51:57Mm-hmm.
00:51:59Mm-hmm.
00:52:29No way.
00:52:41Who's stupid?
00:52:43Oh, God.
00:52:44Who's stupid?
00:52:45Me.
00:52:52Oh, no.
00:52:53Something wrong?
00:52:56What?
00:52:57We're still there.
00:52:58No way.
00:52:59No way.
00:52:59Got something on your mind?
00:53:10You're just like gawking at an old man's backside.
00:53:13You're a fucking liar, Dirks.
00:53:15You said the last thing you wanted to see was that crocodile again.
00:53:19That's the God's honest truth.
00:53:21Then why aren't we hauling ass back to Palm Island?
00:53:23I mean, we're like sitting ducks here.
00:53:26Salty's not going to let us go anywhere.
00:53:28What?
00:53:28You heard.
00:53:29I don't see him.
00:53:31I don't see him.
00:53:32Right.
00:53:33But he's out there.
00:53:35Where?
00:53:36Everywhere.
00:53:38He owns these waters.
00:53:40This reef, these caves, they're his.
00:53:44Anyone or anything that trespasses are his.
00:53:47Oh, God.
00:53:52The drama.
00:53:54I love it.
00:53:56Oh.
00:53:57See, folks, the deal is that the captain here has a little score to settle with that oversized frog.
00:54:04Seems that he munched a few of his last passengers.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Oh, yeah.
00:54:09She told me all about it.
00:54:11And now your lovely first mate here has inspired me to my largest project yet.
00:54:19The killing of the largest living reptile on Earth.
00:54:24The Australian saltwater crocodile known by few but soon to be many as Big Mick.
00:54:33What do you think?
00:54:34Not bad, huh?
00:54:34Are you totally fucking mad?
00:54:38Cess, this thing is 90 years old.
00:54:42It's bigger than Boston.
00:54:43I mean, think about it.
00:54:44It's going to make blood surfing look about as exciting as lawn bowling.
00:54:50We're not talking Discovery Channel here.
00:54:52We're talking primetime network.
00:54:58Television.
00:55:00You think it's just fodder for some cheap entertainment?
00:55:04Let me tell you something, boy.
00:55:07I watched this crocodile eat five kids.
00:55:11What about your age?
00:55:12He started by dismembering each.
00:55:16And it was really bloody.
00:55:19And loud.
00:55:21The screams.
00:55:23See, they didn't die right away.
00:55:25They just lay there on the rocks.
00:55:28And I'm here.
00:55:29Like over there.
00:55:29And after we tore him enough to his like, he sucked up each part one at a time.
00:55:37So let me give you some advice.
00:55:41Lose the idea for your silly little show.
00:55:46And stay the hell out of my way.
00:55:47You have absolutely no right to involve us in this.
00:55:52You don't get it, do you, Sunshine?
00:55:54You got yourself involved.
00:55:57And I will take you back when I've done what has to be done.
00:56:00Now, if you've got some ideas on forcing the issue, you lay them out.
00:56:05Now.
00:56:07Because I've got a lot to do.
00:56:08And precious little time to do it in.
00:56:10Here we go!
00:56:15Body taker!
00:56:17Throw the back in the way!
00:56:18Look, look, look!
00:56:24Come on!
00:56:33It's alright.
00:56:34Big neck?
00:56:35Yes!
00:56:40Touch the back.
00:56:52Pure gold, sis.
00:56:53Look at the stars of that thing!
00:56:57Hot!
00:56:59Get a holder!
00:57:03I'm behind you, Nottie!
00:57:06What?
00:57:06Take all the fun!
00:57:10Can someone do something about the smoke? It's killing me!
00:57:14Howdy, shifter!
00:57:25What?
00:57:34Dierks!
00:57:38Shit!
00:57:40Tear apart! Move!
00:57:43Shit! Dierks, look!
00:57:46For Christ's sake!
00:57:47Beautiful!
00:57:48How was that?
00:57:51Just like that! Just like that!
00:57:53You've gotta be kidding me.
00:57:54Beautiful!
00:57:56Okay!
00:57:57Let it rock through!
00:58:11That is loose!
00:58:13Hey, hey, hey! Is that-
00:58:15That smoke ain't supposed to be like that, is it?
00:58:18Get out of the water!
00:58:20Wait, Mike!
00:58:22Don't forget me!
00:58:27Come on, let's death!
00:58:30Hold on!
00:58:31Pull!
00:58:32Pull!
00:58:33Come on!
00:58:34Get her in here!
00:58:37Run!
00:58:43Come on!
00:58:44Get!
00:58:45Bring her in!
00:58:47Bring her in!
00:58:49Look out, look out, look out!
00:58:50Do we have to take all day with this?
00:58:51Get her in the boat!
00:58:58Go, go, go, go!
00:58:59All right, go, go, go!
00:59:00Go, go, go!
00:59:01Move!
00:59:07Oh, shit!
00:59:09Keep allowing me, you freak!
00:59:11Stop shooting!
00:59:12What did you think?
00:59:13Come in and close with me!
00:59:14Come on!
00:59:15Come on!
00:59:16No!
00:59:17Take the knife!
00:59:18Yeah!
00:59:19This is what you want!
00:59:20Take him in the bloody head!
00:59:22Don't produce!
00:59:37Oh, God.
00:59:39Jesus Christ!
01:00:03Son of a bitch!
01:00:04You got him killed!
01:00:06John!
01:00:10John!
01:00:11John!
01:00:12She's dying!
01:00:23He's still out there somewhere.
01:00:26I wouldn't worry.
01:00:28He only eats real men.
01:00:29He only eats real men.
01:00:39Do you have enough fun, you freak?
01:00:42Cause I sure as shit have.
01:00:46Why don't you get us the hell out of here now?
01:00:48I can understand you taking a shot at me for your friend, son.
01:00:51But don't push your luck.
01:00:52Now get out of here and do something useful.
01:00:54You all right?
01:00:55That was really fucking stupid.
01:00:56I know.
01:00:57Come on.
01:00:58At least we're going back now.
01:00:59Come on, come on, come on!
01:01:00Hold you bitch!
01:01:01Come on!
01:01:02Shit!
01:01:04Shit!
01:01:05You fucker follow me.
01:01:06Come on.
01:01:07It's turning the ship!
01:01:08She blew her on!
01:01:09Never outrun him anyway!
01:01:10So what do we do now?
01:01:11We're heading for the race.
01:01:12We're heading for the race.
01:01:13Come on!
01:01:14Come on!
01:01:15You're fucking stupid!
01:01:16I know!
01:01:17At least we're going back now.
01:01:18Come on, come on, come on!
01:01:19Hold you bitch!
01:01:20Come on!
01:01:21Shit!
01:01:23You fucker follow me.
01:01:24Come on.
01:01:26It's turning the ship!
01:01:28She blew her on!
01:01:29Never outrun him anyway!
01:01:30So what do we do now?
01:01:31We're heading for the race.
01:01:32No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:33You're not going over that!
01:01:34Are you?
01:01:35Oh, fucker, you ain't got much patience.
01:01:37Hardy, get your ass up here!
01:02:02Son of a bitch!
01:02:24Anyone alive?
01:02:26Dierks?
01:02:28Mick?
01:02:31Ah.
01:02:33Listen to me, son.
01:02:35You're gonna take these three across to the island?
01:02:37No, John.
01:02:38It's all right, girl.
01:02:40You and me still got some seas to sail.
01:02:42And by the time you get there,
01:02:44you don't hear me blow that fucker to hell.
01:02:46You go north.
01:02:47Find some ruins.
01:02:49Fresh water.
01:02:50Chock full of alkaline.
01:02:52Salty's hated.
01:02:53Burnt the shit out of them.
01:02:55You got it?
01:02:56Yeah.
01:02:57What about you?
01:03:00You don't need that explosion.
01:03:03There is no me.
01:03:08Come on.
01:03:09Get out of here.
01:03:10Come on, come on.
01:03:11Let's go, let's go.
01:03:12What do you mean?
01:03:14Over the reef?
01:03:16Yeah.
01:03:17Come on.
01:03:19Shit.
01:03:20Go on.
01:03:21What?
01:03:22Listen.
01:03:23Hey.
01:03:24What's your dream?
01:03:25Hmm.
01:03:26Yep.
01:03:29Move.
01:03:30Leave by me.
01:03:32Maybe he talked about being made?
01:03:33Tie me off right now?
01:03:34Drop in.
01:03:35You know, I'll know he've been découvried.
01:03:37I can see you just head off right now.
01:03:39Get out of here.
01:03:41Shit, I'm bleeding.
01:04:01Oh, Jesus, it's only a scratch.
01:04:04Hey, fuck you.
01:04:05I'm bleeding.
01:04:06I'm bait, okay?
01:04:07Oh, jeez.
01:04:08Zach, you'll leave.
01:04:11Yeah, whatever.
01:04:13See you guys in paradise.
01:04:14Boring your surfboard, all right?
01:04:20That's screwed up.
01:04:23Yeah!
01:04:24Yeah!
01:04:25Yeah!
01:04:26Yeah!
01:04:26Yeah!
01:04:26Woo!
01:04:28Yeah!
01:04:33Oh, man.
01:04:36That has got to suck.
01:04:41Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
01:04:43Amen.
01:05:01All right, you motherfucker.
01:05:04Breakfast.
01:05:05What do you think?
01:05:11I think.
01:05:12I wish I heard an explosion.
01:05:23I'm beginning, you bullshit!
01:05:25I'm going back.
01:05:53It's not a good idea.
01:05:54Hey, he might still be alive.
01:05:55I'll go.
01:05:56Fuck, well, can't be stupid.
01:05:57Even if he isn't, we need the explosives.
01:06:00Go to the ruins.
01:06:01I'll meet you there.
01:06:02How will you find us?
01:06:03Listen for the screaming.
01:06:14What are you doing?
01:06:15Get out of here!
01:06:16Come on.
01:06:28Come on.
01:06:36Mamacita, you've come home to Papa.
01:06:39You brought a friend with you.
01:06:40D'Arcs!
01:06:51D'Arcs!
01:07:02D'Arcs!
01:07:02D'Arcs!
01:07:02D'Arcs!
01:07:32Nice doing business with you, Billy.
01:07:51Should we be there by now?
01:07:52I don't know.
01:07:53What do you mean you don't know?
01:07:54We lost.
01:07:54Look, I don't know.
01:07:55Shit, would you just leave me alone?
01:07:56I don't know what your problem is.
01:07:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:02Adi, stop!
01:08:03I don't need anyone.
01:08:04Least of all, you leave me alone.
01:08:06Look.
01:08:10It's one of those traps.
01:08:11Oh, shit.
01:08:23It's better just you and me, right, baby?
01:08:24Oh, shit.
01:08:25It's better just you and me, right, baby?
01:08:41Right.
01:08:41You know?
01:08:43Huh?
01:08:46Huh?
01:08:46Tell Papa, tell Papa how true it is white women like rough men.
01:08:52Who told you that?
01:08:53I read it.
01:08:55Website.
01:08:57Oh, you have a computer?
01:08:59Yes!
01:09:01Takes a certain kind of guy, though.
01:09:02I think you might be it.
01:09:03You better fucking believe I'm it, baby!
01:09:05Yeah?
01:09:06Come on, stud boy.
01:09:07Show me what's on deck.
01:09:08Let's go.
01:09:09I'm not just going to show you, baby.
01:09:12I'm going to stick it up to you, huh?
01:09:14Yeah?
01:09:15Well, shut up already and prove it.
01:09:16I'm right here.
01:09:19Uh-uh.
01:09:20No, you come here.
01:09:22No, you come here.
01:09:26Fuck this.
01:09:28Oh, shit.
01:09:32Gross.
01:09:33You okay?
01:09:41What happened?
01:09:43You were kind of hit by a bad joke.
01:09:45You all right?
01:09:47I think so.
01:09:49It all seems to work.
01:09:50Good.
01:09:51Let's go.
01:09:52Let's go.
01:10:03What do I know?
01:10:10I think it's...
01:10:11I don't know.
01:10:12Wait.
01:10:14It's this...
01:10:15I'm sorry.
01:10:22It's okay.
01:10:25You're just so together.
01:10:27Oh, please.
01:10:32Come on.
01:10:33Let's just cross the bridge.
01:10:41Come on.
01:10:41Let's go.
01:10:49Oh, shit.
01:10:50Oh, no.
01:10:51Oh, shit.
01:10:59Oh, shit.
01:11:00Oh, shit.
01:11:00Oh, shit.
01:11:01Oh, shit.
01:11:01Oh, shit.
01:11:01Oh, shit.
01:11:02Oh, shit.
01:11:02Oh, shit.
01:11:03Oh, shit.
01:11:03Oh, shit.
01:11:04Oh, shit.
01:11:04Oh, shit.
01:11:05Oh, shit.
01:11:05Oh, shit.
01:11:06Oh, shit.
01:11:06Oh, shit.
01:11:07Oh, shit.
01:11:07Oh, shit.
01:11:08Oh, shit.
01:11:08Oh, shit.
01:11:09Oh, shit.
01:11:09Oh, shit.
01:11:10Oh, shit.
01:11:10Oh, shit.
01:11:10Oh, shit.
01:11:10Oh, shit.
01:11:11Oh, shit.
01:11:11Oh, shit.
01:11:12Oh, shit.
01:11:12Oh, shit.
01:11:13Oh, shit.
01:11:14Oh, shit.
01:11:14Oh, shit.
01:11:15Oh, shit.
01:11:16Oh, shit.
01:11:16Oh, shit.
01:11:21Looks like the damn thing was too scared to cross the water.
01:11:24You'll find a way.
01:11:25Hey, come on.
01:11:46We made it.
01:11:47Wow.
01:11:51Oh, I saw her go to run about this water.
01:12:19What are you gonna do now, you ugly toad, huh?
01:12:25Let's go!
01:12:26It's crazy.
01:12:27Look at that bastard just sitting there waiting.
01:12:37Where the hell is he shouldn't be here by now?
01:12:38He'll be here.
01:12:39What if he doesn't?
01:12:40I don't even want to think about it if he doesn't.
01:12:43I don't even want to think about it if he doesn't.
01:12:44Sorry.
01:12:45You really like him, don't you?
01:12:46You really like him, don't you?
01:12:47I can't believe John might be dead.
01:12:48I can't believe John might be dead.
01:12:49I can't believe John might be dead.
01:12:50I'm sorry.
01:12:54You really like him, don't you?
01:12:57I can't believe John might be dead.
01:12:58There's always hope.
01:13:00If it weren't for him, I'd be dead.
01:13:01If it weren't for him, I'd be dead.
01:13:02Just as well be.
01:13:03He'd want me to know.
01:13:04He'd want me to know.
01:13:05I'm in a dark game.
01:13:06The first man ever treated me like it was more than me.
01:13:07I'm sorry.
01:13:08You really like him, don't you?
01:13:11I can't believe John might be dead.
01:13:17There's always hope.
01:13:19If it weren't for him, I'd be dead.
01:13:22I'd just as well be.
01:13:25He'd want me to know.
01:13:28I'm in a dark game.
01:13:31First man ever treated me like it was more than just some doll to dress up and play with.
01:13:54Happy to see me?
01:13:56A little.
01:13:57So how about that kiss right about now?
01:14:00John?
01:14:01No.
01:14:02I'm sorry.
01:14:07Look at that salty son of a bitch just sitting there.
01:14:21I wonder if he has any idea he's about to get blown sky high.
01:14:27Yeah, laugh it up man.
01:14:34Remember, as soon as I'm in there, you gotta blow it.
01:14:35If he gets through, we have nowhere to run and we're screwed.
01:14:41All right?
01:14:42All right?
01:14:43So all you gotta do is hit the green button.
01:14:44Crocodile pancake.
01:14:45Exactly.
01:14:46So why don't you go do what you do best?
01:14:47Okay.
01:14:48Why don't you do what you do best?
01:14:49All right?
01:14:50Sure.
01:14:51Okay, now remember as soon as I'm in there, you gotta blow it.
01:15:01If he gets through, we have nowhere to run and we're screwed.
01:15:04Alright, so all you gotta do is hit the green button.
01:15:08Crocodile pancake.
01:15:11Exactly.
01:15:13So why don't you go do what you do best?
01:15:16Witches.
01:15:18Piss things off.
01:15:20Oh, God! Come on!
01:15:48Come on!
01:15:50I'm right here!
01:15:54I made a branch to chase me!
01:15:58Come on!
01:16:08You're a belt!
01:16:10You're a suitcase!
01:16:20Kill boy boots!
01:16:22You guys, nothing's working!
01:16:23Fuck!
01:16:24It's all the way you can do that!
01:16:25Run!
01:16:26Run!
01:16:27Run!
01:16:28Run!
01:16:29Run!
01:16:30Run!
01:16:31Run!
01:16:32Run!
01:16:33Run!
01:16:34Run!
01:16:35Run!
01:16:36Run!
01:16:37Run!
01:16:38Run!
01:16:39Run!
01:16:40Run!
01:16:41Run!
01:16:42Run!
01:16:43Run!
01:16:44Run!
01:16:45Run!
01:16:47Do you think he's dead?
01:17:02That didn't do it.
01:17:03Nothing will.
01:17:05Let's get out of here.
01:17:07Son of a bitch!
01:17:17I hate you, you bastard!
01:17:19I hate you!
01:17:20How's it feel?
01:17:21Goddamn you!
01:17:22Arnie, what are you doing?
01:17:23Come on!
01:17:24Son of a bitch!
01:17:25Fuck you!
01:17:26Come on!
01:17:27Fuck you!
01:17:28Fuck!
01:17:29Run!
01:17:30Run!
01:17:31Run!
01:17:32Run!
01:17:37Run, sis!
01:17:38Faster!
01:17:41Go!
01:17:44Come on!
01:17:45Be calm, Lincoln!
01:17:46Don't worry!
01:17:47I have a plan!
01:17:48No!
01:17:49I'm in the door blind!
01:17:50I'm in the door blind!
01:17:52I'm in the door blind!
01:17:53I'm in the door blind!
01:17:54I'm in the door blind!
01:17:56Ah!
01:17:57Ah!
01:17:58Ah!
01:17:59Ah!
01:18:00Ah!
01:18:01Ah!
01:18:02Ah!
01:18:03Ah!
01:18:04Ah!
01:18:05Hold on, right!
01:18:35Oh, shit.
01:18:54Oh, shit.
01:19:05I knew you'd kiss me!
01:19:07You creep! You faker! I could just...
01:19:09You could just kiss me again!
01:19:11Bullshit! That was not a kiss!
01:19:15Alright, fine. That wasn't a kiss, you're right.
01:19:17You bet I am.
01:19:21This is a kiss.
01:19:23Come here.
01:19:27Any idea how we're gonna get off this island?
01:19:29None.
01:19:31Do we really care?
01:19:33No.
01:19:35Ha, ha, ha!
01:20:05No.
01:20:07No.
01:20:09No.
01:20:11No.
01:20:13No.
01:20:15No.
01:20:17No.
01:20:19No.
01:20:21No.
01:20:23No.
01:20:25No.
01:20:27No.
01:20:29No.
01:20:31No.
01:20:33No.
01:20:35No.
01:20:37No.
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01:20:41No.
01:20:43No.
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01:20:59No.
01:21:01No.
01:21:03No.
01:21:05No.
01:21:07No.
01:21:09No.
01:21:11No.
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