00:00This is the end of the video.
00:30some is
00:35the
00:40the
00:44the
00:50the
00:52yeah
00:57So, uh, how much longer do we do this?
01:20Well, we're on patrol.
01:23So we patrol till something happens.
01:25A crime or something.
01:27I mean, we've been at this for hours.
01:31What if nothing happens?
01:36We're superheroes.
01:37Something always happens.
01:42Aha.
01:42Ah, that school bell's giving me a headache.
02:01Oh, let's get out of here.
02:02Not so fast, naughty spawn.
02:05I say to you, stop your evil ways.
02:08You face the tick.
02:16Big blue jerk.
02:18He's going to ruin everything.
02:20Look, you can play, uh, pajama police all you want.
02:23But we run this town, bug boy.
02:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:28Yeah.
02:28Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:31Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:31Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:32Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:33No one likes to be laughed at, friend.
02:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:36Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:37Show him your stuff.
02:39Hey, you're up to stay.
02:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:42Un-sight.
02:43Whoa.
02:50So, that's the way you want it, huh?
02:56Oh.
02:58Okay.
02:59Okay.
03:02Okay.
03:05I, uh, uh,
03:07Who are you?
03:08I'm the, uh, sidekick.
03:10Okay.
03:11Boyles, kick him to the side.
03:12Ooh.
03:13Hey, uh.
03:14Ow.
03:15Now look what you made me do.
03:17Not so funny, is it?
03:20Yeah.
03:22Hey.
03:23Ow.
03:23Ow.
03:24Ah.
03:25Ah.
03:26Ah.
03:27Ah.
03:28God, my melon.
03:30I don't think we're past the point of discussion.
03:37Ah.
03:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:41Ah, ha, ha.
03:42Oh, my God!
04:06Hey, forehead! How's your parole officer?
04:09American made? Oh, man!
04:12Help!
04:22Are you all right?
04:24Yes, thank you.
04:28Ah, American made!
04:30Good of you to join us in another sterling victory over the forces of evil.
04:35Listen, you blue goon, you ruined a night's work!
04:39Careful, these things are sensitive.
04:44I was following them.
04:46They would have led me to the criminal mastermind behind their wicked scheme.
04:50But you, too, screwed that up.
04:52Hey, what's this?
04:54Happy birthday to me.
04:56You are cordially invited to a birthday party for the world's greatest criminal mastermind.
05:00Gift required.
05:02Let me commit the most daring, spectacular crime of this or any other century.
05:06Cool, the crime of the century.
05:10I should have known.
05:12Chairface Chippendale.
05:14Chairface?
05:16He's too powerful for me to take on a loan.
05:18I'm going to need some help.
05:28Oh, alright. I guess I could do a lot worse.
05:30Neat!
05:31Okay, now here's the plan.
05:50Hey, looks.
05:55I still think there's too much grain.
05:57I told you it's a motif.
05:59Ah, the forehead.
06:01And where is your partners in crime?
06:04Uh, they got nabbed, but I got the goods.
06:07Don't go!
06:08Don't go shaking those.
06:10How can you have such a big head and such a tiny brain?
06:14Here at Chippendale, we have the lenses.
06:18The Geisman lenses.
06:20Let's take a closer look at them, shall we?
06:22Ah, Herr Chippendale! They are so beautiful!
06:31Oh, hey, hey, hey! Watch him with that thing, will you?
06:35Yeah, these babies can really burn.
06:38When properly arranged, they can focus the light of a single candle
06:43into a heat ray of unparalleled range and power.
06:47Yes, a ray from these lenses could cut a skyscraper in half.
06:51Or worse, it's just what I need to complete my super weapon.
06:56Now I ask you, is that a birthday present or what?
07:00What?
07:13What's keeping American made?
07:15She said she'd meet us at five.
07:17Hey, it's the sewer urchin!
07:19Yeah, how are you today?
07:23Very poisonous, don't touch me.
07:25Oh, who'd want to?
07:27Yeah, so you guys got any super action going on up here?
07:32Yeah, any super villains you need to hand with?
07:36Anything like that going on up there?
07:38Yeah, we're going to stop the crime of this.
07:42Uh, yes, Ixnay on the end play, okay?
07:45No, no, it's pretty quiet up here.
07:47See you later, sewer urchin.
07:50Yeah, right.
07:54Get in, boys.
07:57Here, put these on.
08:04We're going to sneak into Chair Face's party as caterers.
08:07The Tick caters to no man.
08:11Tick, work with me here, will you?
08:13Okay.
08:14Okay.
08:22These little crab things are great!
08:24Do you like them?
08:25They're my own recipe!
08:27Now listen, we're about to crash a party for one of the world's most dangerous criminal masterminds.
08:32And the guest list will read like America's most wanted.
08:35The crease.
08:37Harry Curse.
08:39Headless Henderson.
08:41The guy with ears like little raisins.
08:44Sheila Eel.
08:46The deadly nose.
08:48Jack Tuber.
08:49Man of a thousand faces.
08:50Eyebrows Mulligan.
08:51Yes, it's a spectacularly ugly menagerie of career wrongdoers.
08:57And there, at the top of this grotesque Sunday, the rottenest cherry of them all.
09:03Chair Face Chippendale.
09:06Oh.
09:07Diamonds.
09:09How original.
09:10More gifts!
09:13Happy birthday, Chair Face.
09:15I hope you like it.
09:17He's Dean.
09:18My best henchman.
09:19He has the strongest hands in the criminal world.
09:26Oh, I like him!
09:30Okay, you guys work the crowd.
09:32I'll get close to Chair Face and try and figure out what his plan is.
09:47Would anyone care for a...
09:51Hey!
09:52Where did you people grow up?
09:54Your weapon is ready here, Chippendale.
09:56Happy birthday!
09:58Hors d'oeuvres, Mr. Chippendale.
10:00I'm out at face.
10:01Try one of these little crab things.
10:03They're great!
10:04You're paid to serve, Oath.
10:06Not critique!
10:07Oh, I think you'll like these.
10:12Tech!
10:13What are you doing?
10:17Would anyone care for a fruit cocktail?
10:19Hey!
10:21You're American made!
10:22Man, she's good!
10:23Oh!
10:24Hors d'oeuvres and a floor show!
10:25How can we ever thank you?
10:26Wait!
10:27I have an idea!
10:29Just relax!
10:30Make yourselves comfortable!
10:31Don't worry!
10:32I'll snap this steel cable like pasta!
10:36Dan, you're crushing us!
10:37Oh, sorry!
10:38So, another birthday present!
10:39Superheroes!
10:40This must be the part where I reveal my sinister plot!
10:41Allow me to go!
10:42Oh, thank you!
10:43Thank you!
10:44Wait!
10:45I have an idea!
10:46Just relax!
10:47Make yourselves comfortable!
10:49Don't worry!
10:50I'll snap this steel cable like pasta!
10:53Don't worry!
10:54Don't worry!
10:55Dan, you're crushing us!
10:59Oh, sorry!
11:00So, another birthday present!
11:03Superheroes!
11:05This must be the part where I reveal my sinister plot!
11:09Allow me to unveil my new birthday toy!
11:15The awesome Gassman Eatway!
11:18With this lovely new weapon, I, Chairface Chippendale,
11:22will commit the ultimate act of vandalism!
11:24I will write my name across the face of the moon!
11:31You'll never get away with it, Chippendale!
11:35Unfortunately, you three won't be around to witness my historic signature,
11:40because I'm going to feed you to my pit of voracious man-eating alligators!
11:45What?
11:48What?
11:50What?
11:51Standard villain procedure!
11:57You entered my house as caterers, and you will leave it as the main course!
12:05You jerk!
12:06I really, really don't want to be eaten!
12:21Then swing!
12:22What?
12:23Swing with me, Arthur!
12:25That's it!
12:26American made!
12:27Yes!
12:28Everybody swing!
12:29Okay, now!
12:31Now we'll meet our heads!
12:32You didn't expect a clip off, did you?
12:33Ha ha ha!
12:34I want a pony!
12:35I want a pony!
12:36I want a pony!
12:41Happy birthday, Sarah Pace!
12:42Happy birthday, Sarah Pace!
12:43Happy birthday, Sarah Pace!
12:47I haven't always had friends like you!
12:48You didn't expect a clip on it, did you?
12:55I want a pony.
13:06Happy birthday, dear Ace!
13:14I haven't always had friends like you.
13:17Oh, because I was born different.
13:20Because I didn't fit in, society shunned me.
13:24All my life, the world has tried to forget my face.
13:27But after tonight, they will never forget my name.
13:31Professor Chromedome, prepare to fire!
13:42Ready when you are, Herr Schiffendale!
13:45Don't you see? New batteries, even!
13:53Ow!
13:54We've only got seconds to thwart Chairface's evil plan and bring his chill and his crew to justice.
14:14Give me a C!
14:17A!
14:18Oops.
14:22Give me an H!
14:37A!
14:38Wonderful, wonderful!
14:49Yes, but your plan didn't work.
14:50Now let's use my plan.
14:52Brute force!
14:54No way!
14:54There's too many of them.
14:56We need a diversion.
14:57We don't have time for this.
14:59We've got to save the moon.
15:00Now give me an A!
15:03A!
15:03A!
15:03A!
15:06Yeah!
15:11Brute force!
15:12Brute force!
15:12Brute force!
15:12Where's the rest of my A?
15:14I'm dying, but there's a malfunction of some sort.
15:18Something in the electrics!
15:20Help.
15:25That's Arthur!
15:27Well, well.
15:28I assume your friend's satisfied by Alligator's appetites.
15:32Not quite you!
15:34And you can thank my dental hygienist for our untimely aliveness.
15:39Party's over, Chairface!
15:41Don't you blow your...
