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00:00But can you tell me, what do you do?

00:03Eh?

00:03I mean, what are your superhuman powers?

00:07Can you see through steel?

00:09Uh...

00:10You know, with x-rays.

00:12Can you bend iron bars with your mind?

00:14Well, I...

00:15No.

00:17Can you create energy-based multiples of yourself?

00:19Whoa. Nope.

00:21Can you make diamonds out of coal?

00:23No.

00:24Shoot heat beams out of your eyes?

00:26No.

00:26Breathe atomic fire?

00:28No!

00:29Hmm.

00:30Well then, uh, can you destroy the earth?

00:33Eegad!

00:34I hope not!

00:35That's where I keep all my stuff.

00:38Yes, of course it is.

00:40Uh, tell me, do you have a girlfriend?

00:46I am mighty!

00:49I have a glow you cannot see!

00:52I'm a heart as big as the moon!

00:54As warm as bathwater!

00:56We're superheroes, man!

00:57We don't have time to be charming!

01:00The boots of evil were made for walking!

01:03We're watching the big picture, friend.

01:05We know the score.

01:07We are a public service.

01:09Not glamour boys!

01:10Yeah!

01:11Not captains of industry.

01:13Not makers of things.

01:15Keep your vulgar monies!

01:17We are a justice sandwich!

01:19No toppings necessary!

01:21Living rooms of America!

01:22Do you catch my drift?

01:24Do you dig?

01:29I can fly!

01:31Come fly!

01:31Come on!

01:32Hmm.

01:34Mmm.

01:34There'sbol公re!

01:48You're right!

01:49The house!

01:50We're already...

01:51The house!

01:51To the house!

01:52To the house!

01:53The house!

01:54The house!

01:55The house!

01:56The house!

01:57The house!

01:58Then!

01:59I took you down

02:00I took you down

02:05I took you down

02:06I took you down

02:29No, wait.

02:33Wait, right after this truck.

02:35No, he's good.

02:36Arthur, you're good.

02:37Floris, no.

02:39Wait, wait.

02:40Okay, all right.

02:41After these four cars.

02:43Now's the time.

02:43Since the day.

02:44Wait, get ready.

02:46Not now.

02:47Not now.

02:49Go, go, go.

02:50Wait, go.

02:51Wait, go.

02:52Go.

02:53Come on.

02:55Go.

02:59What are you trying to do?

03:01Get us creamed?

03:03Listen to Flatermouse.

03:05It wasn't my idea to go to some crazy superhero nightclub in the middle of nowhere.

03:10It certainly wasn't my idea to borrow my sister's car to get there.

03:13Oh, but it'll be worth it, Arthur.

03:15Think of it.

03:16A whole club just for superheroes.

03:18Packed wall to wall with crime fighters on their night off.

03:22Oh, the camaraderie.

03:24Oh, P.U.

03:25Can someone open a window around here?

03:27That sewer urchin really stinks.

03:29You're stinking on purpose, aren't you?

03:32Ow.

03:32Hey, quit it.

03:33No, you quit it.

03:34Oh, yeah.

03:35Stay on your side.

03:36Oh, this is the line.

03:36Don't push the line.

03:37He's on my side.

03:38Yeah.

03:38He's on the side.

03:39Hey, cut that out.

03:41If you guys can't settle down back there, I'm going to pull this car over and we can just wait.

03:46And so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy?

03:49And I say, yeah, baby.

03:50I want to be bad.

03:52I can church up space ponies.

03:53I'm making gravy without the lumps.

03:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

04:03Hey, superheroes welcome.

04:06There's something you don't see every day.

04:18You must be the doorman.

04:20Yes, but men call me Jim.

04:23IDs, please.

04:24Oh, okay.

04:28Oh, wait a sec.

04:28I may have left it in my other tights.

04:31Oh, I get it.

04:31Spelling America with a K, are we?

04:34Oh, we're being carded.

04:35Definitely being carded.

04:36That's not the best picture of me.

04:38It was a bad ear day.

04:40I'll see.

04:45The tick and tingling for fun.

04:48This should be interesting.

04:50Okay.

04:55Ah, my super doorman's sense is ringing.

05:04Not so fast, sidekick.

05:06What?

05:07No sidekicks in the club.

05:10You go around back to the sidekicks lounge.

05:12What?

05:21See you later, boys.

05:23I think I'm in love.

05:24Oh.

05:25Oh.

05:26Where's Arthur?

05:27Don't know, Urchin.

05:28He must be mingling.

05:30Oh, come on.

05:35Come on.

05:48Hey, it's my favorite blue man.

05:51Hey, big shot.

05:52My favorite emotionally unbalanced gun-toting vigilante.

05:55Hey, come on over.

05:56I want you to meet my new friends from Deertown.

05:59This is Mighty Agrippa, Roman god of the aqueduct.

06:01Oh, well, sometimes.

06:03And this is Jet Valkyrie, a woman.

06:06Cool.

06:08Hey, Mrs. Fishboy, Lost Prince of Atlantis.

06:10Gang, I want you to meet the tick.

06:18Oh, man.

06:19Oh, Barry's not going to like this.

06:21No, Barry's not going to like this one bit.

06:24Well, maybe he won't show up tonight.

06:33He says to me.

06:34He says to me.

06:34You got style, baby.

06:36I'm going to be a real villain.

06:37You've got to get a gimmick.

06:38And so I go.

06:39I says, yeah, baby.

06:40A gimmick.

06:41That's it.

06:42High explosive.

06:48Yeah?

06:49Keep playing with fire, Superman.

06:51You don't know how much fire you're playing with.

06:54Are you sure you thought this sidekick thing through?

07:05I mean, it's no picnic.

07:07Man, I heard that.

07:11Shut up.

07:12Oh, my God.

07:15Hey, sweetheart.

07:16What you got in that poodle gun?

07:19Anything for me?

07:24Hey, stop it.

07:26Oh, my God.

07:27Oh, my God.

07:28Oh, my God.

07:31So, call me, okay?

07:36Hey, sweetheart.

07:38What you got in that?

07:39Oh, man.

07:40American-made?

07:42You've got arrested development written all over you, deflater-mouth.

07:48Yeah.

07:48Sour grapes, sweetheart.

07:50You had your chance.

07:53She'll be back.

07:54So, who is this Barry guy?

07:58Another superhero?

07:59Oh, no.

08:00I wouldn't say that, no.

08:02Well, he'd like people to think he is, but for all the wrong reasons.

08:06You see, he's rich.

08:07And his brother-in-law owns the comic club.

08:09So, he gets to come in whenever he wants and make trouble.

08:12Yeah, but it's after ten, so he probably won't show up tonight.

08:15That's Barry.

08:21Where's the jerk who calls himself the Dick?

08:24I am that jerk who wants to know.

08:27You stole my superhero name, parasite.

08:32I am the Dick.

08:37You think you could get away from stealing my superhero name?

08:41I am the Dick.

08:44What?

08:45Uh-oh.

08:46Oh, my.

08:47I am the one and only, Dick.

08:50Prepare to succumb to an irresistible force.

08:54Yeah, well, don't count your weasels before they pop, dink.

08:57Ah!

09:07Sorry about that, Barry.

09:09Listen, I think we should talk this over.

09:11Oh, this is exactly what my therapist has been talking about.

09:16Doesn't Barry get it?

09:17Violence never solves anything.

09:20Besides, the Dick's gonna clean his clock.

09:23Well, yeah, but look.

09:25Barry's got some kind of kinetic generator in his shield.

09:28When he turns it on, it gives him super-human crushing power.

09:31Yeah, he can squish rocks.

09:33Oh, you're strong, but you're no match for the dick.

09:39Barry, you're going to have to start making some sense.

09:42Ah!

09:44Ah!

09:44Whoa.

09:48Yep.

09:49I've been a sidekick for, oh, going on 46 years.

09:52That dog years.

09:53Been all across this crazy mixed-up country.

09:56Kicking for a hero with a brain of the size of walnut.

09:59And what do I got to show for it?

10:00High blood pressure.

10:01An artificial hip and a case of the worms.

10:04But, man, I love it.

10:05Not me, pal.

10:07I just want to get back to the jungle.

10:09Oh, Borneo.

10:10Sweet Borneo.

10:11If you wanted a snack, you just reached up into a tree and plucked it.

10:16Not like here.

10:16Oh, no, sir.

10:17No, ho.

10:18Some hairless jerk had to go and invent money.

10:21Some hairless jerk like you.

10:2465 cents for a candy bar?

10:27What are you nuts?

10:28You frighten me terribly.

10:30I'd like to go now.

10:33So he says to me, you've got to do something smart, baby.

10:35Something big.

10:36He says, you want to be a supervillain, right?

10:38And I go, yeah, baby.

10:39Yeah, yeah.

10:39What do I got to do?

10:40He says, you've got bombs.

10:42The law of the comic club is packed with superheroes.

10:44You'll go down in supervillain history.

10:46And I go, yeah, baby.

10:47Because I'm the evil midnight bomber.

10:49What bombs at midnight?

10:49Ah!

10:50Guys, guys, don't do this to yourselves.

11:01Let's put violence in the happy box.

11:04Okay, good, good.

11:08I have your attention.

11:09Now, as everyone knows, I used to be a very violent person.

11:13I tried to resolve all of my problems with guns.

11:17But I've been going to therapy, and it's turned my life around.

11:21I'm more centered.

11:22Now I'm a whole person.

11:24Barry, you seem to be working through some serious identity issues here.

11:28Now, Barry, I can see that you feel threatened by the dick.

11:33You're all so angry, and you want to find an outlet for that anger.

11:38Plus, you got some drool on your chin.

11:41No, no, Barry, no.

11:44I said put it in the happy box.

11:47Dick!

11:48Now, let's try this again.

11:51I hate this.

11:53I didn't want to come here in the first place.

11:56Oh, bar your sister's car.

11:58Oh, we'll have a great time.

12:00Maybe the dick's having a great time.

12:05Hmm.

12:12So he says to me,

12:13You got legs, baby.

12:14You're everywhere.

12:15You're all over the place!

12:18Yeah.

12:19Hello?

12:20Hello?

12:24Hi!

12:25What are you doing?

12:28I just, uh...

12:29I just wanted to use the, uh...

12:31So he says,

12:32Evil's okay in my book.

12:33What about yours?

12:34And I go,

12:34Yeah, baby!

12:35Yeah!

12:36I just wanted to wash my hands.

12:39Oh, okay.

12:41But why does your bag say bombs on him?

12:44Oh, that's just that.

12:46Boom, baby!

12:47Boom!

12:47I'm the evil midnight bomber.

12:48What's bombs at midnight?

12:50Oh, great.

12:53Eat my smoke, copper!

12:56Ah!

13:00I'm seeing what they're selling here.

13:03It's great.

13:03An object at rest cannot be stopped!

13:13So, good.

13:15I think we've got the makings of a compromise here, guys.

13:19Barry, you give up calling yourself the Tick,

13:21and come with me to my group therapy sessions.

13:25And Tick, I guess you can be called the Tick.

13:29Excuse me.

13:35Excuse me.

13:36And then I just,

13:37Tell me I'm wrong.

13:38And he says,

13:38I can't, baby!

13:39Because you're not!

13:50My doorman's sense is picking something up.

13:53It's too urgent.

13:54Somebody's trying to blow up the club.

13:56Oh, very bad.

13:58Definitely unacceptable.

13:59Yeah.

13:59We better tell the Tick.

14:00Wait, he's busy fighting the Tick.

14:02The Tick?

14:05Uh-huh.

14:06Thought you could get by doorman, didn't you, sidekick?

14:10Listen.

14:11Hey!

14:16Barry, come on.

14:18I can't fight you.

14:20Superheroes only fight supervillains.

14:23Of course, if you wanted to become a supervillain,

14:26I think we could have that arranged.

14:28This could happen to you, baby.

14:35This could happen to anybody.

14:39I'll take the porcelain dog and all the rest of the gift certificate, Chuck.

14:43So, you still want more, huh?

14:47Oh, hi, Barry.

14:49I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

14:52Ooh.

14:53You've been under my shield.

15:00Submit.

15:01Renounce your name.

15:03I will crush you slot.

15:06Never.

15:06I wanted you to say that.

15:10Good.

15:11Good.

15:12Or should I say good?

15:15Bye.

15:15So, he says, I don't like the cut of your jib.

15:26And I go, I says, it's the only jib I got, baby.

15:29You know, I love a woman who dresses in stainless steel.

15:33Get a lot of creep.

15:35Oh, looks bad to the tick.

15:37Nothing would stand Barry's shield on overdrive.

15:39I hope this makes things perfectly clear.

15:44I am the only girl out here.

15:47Oh, head spinning, ears ringing.

15:50No more of a throbbing, really.

15:53But regardless.

15:54Ouch.

15:56Say, uncle.

15:58Okay.

15:59Uncle.

15:59No, no.

16:02You know, I mean, Renounce your name and call me the dick.

16:06You are Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry.

16:12Listen, somebody's planting bombs all over the place.

16:16Oh, yeah?

16:17And who would that be, sidekick?

16:20He says he's the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight.

16:24Yeah, baby.

16:25Oh, sure.

16:26That sounds real.

16:28Oh, come on.

16:29It's not that bad.

16:31Urchin, help!

16:32Oh, okay.

16:35Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry.

16:39Got to get it together.

16:42Can't lose my name.

16:44It's on all my stationery.

16:56Sixty seconds from midnight.

16:57Sixty seconds from nowhere, baby.

16:59You have all become victims of the evil midnight bomber what bombs.

17:04Hey, pay attention!

17:06Yeah, don't hurt him.

17:08He's definitely our ride home.

17:10Club policy.

17:12Sidekicks stay in the sidekick lounge.

17:14Ugh, what a terrible stink.

17:20Central nervous system shutting down.

17:24Good night.

17:25Drive safely.

17:30My shield!

17:32I think you'd better find a new name, mister.

17:35Heck!

17:37Evil is afoot!

17:38The comic club is littered with bombs, and they're set to blow at midnight.

17:45What do they look like, chum?

17:47Well, they look like that.

17:49Good heavens!

17:50They're all over the place.

17:52Yeah, baby!

17:53And you've only got 20 seconds before you all eat stealing!

17:56Well, there's going to be a heck of a line at the Cape Jack.

17:59Let's go get those bombs, Arthur.

18:01Here, freshener.

18:23Here, freshener.

18:24Here, freshener.

18:25That's it.

18:39I quit.

18:47You know, he is a close personal friend of mine.

18:51You make me fit to my stomach.

18:52Oh, it's always about you, isn't it?

18:55No applause necessary.

18:56Just doing my job.

19:01Hey, you!

19:03You're in a lot of trouble!

19:05Yeah, baby.

19:06Wait.

19:09This is wearing a little shit, Barry.

19:13Not Barry!

19:14I'm a dick!

19:20Okay, I'll be Barry and you be the dick.

19:23Well, all this and a villain, too.

19:27You'll never prove a thing, Copper.

19:29I'm just a part-time electrician.

19:30I, I, I...

19:31Better do it, baby!

19:32Down with government!

19:34What a great place.

19:38Oh, yeah.

19:39That was great.

19:40Guys, I'm not going to warn you again!

19:43What's in a name, anyway?

19:44If I were called Bob or Jack or Vinny or a piece of fruit,

19:48would I be any less a hero?

19:50Well, and if Barry were called Rupert, Max, or Rainbow,

19:54would he be any less a jerk?

19:56I don't think so.

19:58Because a name is a rose,

20:00and it only smells as sweet as you are.

20:02Are we home yet?

20:03Ow!

20:03Ow, yourself!

20:04Ow, yourself!

20:05Hey, quit coming!

20:05Hey, quit talking at me!

20:06I know you are!

20:07I know you have a lot!

20:08Stop it!

20:09I was saying you're first!

20:10I'm saying it's okay!

20:10Scoot over!

20:11You're hogging everything!

20:12Yeah, I'm hogging everything!

20:13He's hogging everything!

20:14Make him stop!

20:15Oh, yeah!

20:15Make him stop!

20:16Oh, yeah!

20:16Make him stop!

20:17Make him stop!

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