00:00Sabrina 90s show, Sabrina through the looking glass.
00:05Sabrina and her aunts do yoga, and only Zelda likes it.
00:11Surprisingly, she calls it a sport, despite it not being competitive.
00:16The reason they're doing this has to be because if they used magic to get the health benefits, they'd be expending their magic.
00:23Sabrina rises up to the ceiling and hits her head, even though she never wanted to float.
00:29So this was just a stupid, pointless scene.
00:32Sabrina knocks over her biosphere for science class because she was stupid enough somehow to put it in the wrong place.
00:39She freaks out about a wart instead of zapping it away.
00:44The fact that she still thinks she needs her aunts' help by the time she gets to the kitchen means that somehow warts are immune to magic.
00:53This misses the point of the escapism of the show.
00:57And her aunts are happy about her first wart as a witch.
01:01Hilda wants a camera like a jerk, and Zelda says warts are caused by stress.
01:07Somehow the aunts don't tell her how to get rid of it.
01:11Hilda says she had a wart on her nose for years somehow and wanted to die.
01:16Her aunts give Sabrina a hat to hide the wart that a witch with shape-shifting powers should be able to get rid of.
01:23So does this mean she can't be shape-shifted into anyone just because she has a wart?
01:29Zelda explains that plastic is immune to magic.
01:33Which is why somehow Sabrina didn't fix her biosphere for science class.
01:39It has to be a potion ingredient that contains magic, or else why in the world would she not be able to zap up a new biosphere?
01:47I guess random things having magic in them for no reason makes as much sense as magic existing for no reason.
01:54Why doesn't she just zap up something that looks like the biosphere, but technically is made out of different materials?
02:02Sabrina is embarrassed by her science presentation the whole time.
02:07Harvey uses a monkey doll that he already demonstrated to give a lecture, and the teacher likes it, which indeed did get her a good grade.
02:15There was no point in seeing him use the monkey doll to demonstrate it because it wasn't pointless.
02:21Sabrina continues her constant bad mood, using magic to make Jenny speed up her silly whining that she wants to change her hairstyle.
02:30Libby took Sabrina's hat off because she thinks it's stupid, which might have easily been avoided if Sabrina had changed the way the hat looked to look fashionable.
02:40And she definitely wouldn't have done this if Sabrina were a boy, so she's sexist.
02:45Sabrina summons a blizzard, and Libby calling her a warp face makes us like it and identify with her when she says,
02:52Yeah, well now you're a goat, and turns her into one.
02:55She goes home and says she blanketed the entire Northeast.
02:59Zelda tells her to talk to her, but that's all, and I have to just assume she undid her spell.
03:05Naturally, she doesn't want to put up with Hilda's silly dialogue about a celebrity being happy when she's upset.
03:12Sabrina ends up whining to her mirror that she just wants to be left alone,
03:16while somehow her reflection talks to her when she didn't point to make that happen,
03:21and had no reason to make a wish to have that happen.
03:24She could have just made herself fly away to get herself alone,
03:29but instead she somehow decided to walk into the mirror dimension.
03:33This is so stupid. Witches want to be this way.
03:37Hilda uses magic to zap up some food.
03:40The aunts discover she's been trapped in her own bad mood,
03:43and somehow they don't just walk into the mirror, so clearly that means they know they can't.
03:48Why can't they just immediately get a potion of magical stuff to help her get out?
03:53She didn't want to be trapped in there, so her spell wouldn't have made that happen.
03:59Eventually, Sabrina's given the message by the celebrity Hilda was gushing over her for some reason
04:04that you can't let your emotions control you.
04:07He has to be a warlock, or he'd be really confused right now.
04:11Sabrina says all she has to do is say sorry to everyone.
04:15Then there's no believability at all to her not just instantly saying sorry to everyone she approaches who's in a bad mood.
04:22Every time she goes to somebody, they're upset.
04:28Bad Hilda's got a thundercloud over her head even though nobody would put up with it.
04:33It has to be that everyone here is just an AI.
04:36But again, none of this would ever happen even in a world with witches.
04:40Even if it could, they'd just use magic to make that not happen anymore.
04:44Jenny's mad about the fact that Sabrina didn't tell her not to get an afro,
04:48and all Sabrina has to do is reassure her that hair grows, which she'd have already known,
04:52instead of saying she'll buy her a wig to get her to cheer up.
04:56She's definitely an AI.
04:58Harvey at first doesn't want her to talk to him because he's embarrassed about using a monkey doll,
05:03even though he didn't see anything embarrassing about it.
05:06So that's not Harvey. Somehow the goats deal in the school.
05:12It wasn't brought to a zoo.
05:14So this isn't even a real dimension, that's for sure.
05:18There's no zoo it could get sent to.
05:21Who cares about seeing Libby get turned back to normal?
05:24At least I get to see Libby see herself eating something she shouldn't and get embarrassed.
05:29Eventually Brad says she has to cheer up the whole school.
05:33She didn't even cheer up Libby.
05:36All she did was return her to normal and she was still annoyed with her the whole time.
05:40Mr. Paul tells Sabrina that his car wouldn't start because of the blizzard yesterday.
05:44Sabrina tells everyone in school over the PA to eat some flan she got for them.
05:49Or flan.
05:50She has a wig, so of course she could get access to the PA when most people couldn't.
05:56Zelda says the ants cleaned up her mess.
05:59But immediately after that she says they let the students have a snow day.
06:04So they really just waited to clean up her mess.
06:07They also turned Libby back to normal form.
06:10Sabrina ends up getting cold by Jenny and warns her not to cut her hair.
06:15She spent the whole scene in a good mood.
06:18Tilda summons flan and Sabrina says this is great multiple times and ants glare at her even though she was smiling and sounded happy.
06:25Sabrina keeps changing clothes with magic.
06:28And her reflection gets impatient and leaves even though Sabrina complains about it.
06:32So she didn't want that to happen.
06:34But the only way this could happen would be if a part of her did because she was impatient.
06:39And so the desire to stop doing this made its way into her clothes changing spell.
06:44I can make sense of it, but again, it's not good for escapism.
06:49This stupid story by Nell Scovell is about Sabrina getting a wart from stress and somehow not instantly getting rid of it with magic or being told to.
06:59So we have to assume it's immune to magic.
07:02Which is something nobody would want to be the case if she was a witch.
07:06So this misses the whole point of the series.
07:09And so is the fact that just because she's in a bad mood, her desire to go be alone turns her mirror into a portal to a dimension where everyone else is in a bad mood.
07:18When she could have simply manifested that desire by flying away to be alone in any direction.
07:24Which your ants could have had her do by just teaching her how to fly a vacuum earlier.
07:29Somehow there's nothing the ants can do to help her escape it. No potion or spell. Even though this happens to every witch.
07:37The spell of a mere half witch teenager being unbreakable by two full witches is so ridiculous.
07:44The message was something everyone already knows, but anyone who doesn't want to follow its advice won't anyways.
07:50So the message was a wasted effort. And most of the story was just frustrating to watch, not only from its garbage logic and world building, but also how seeing characters be in a bad mood was depressing.
08:02Why did they keep this writer around for a comedy show?
08:06No one comes to Sabrina to be taught lessons on morality they learned as children.
08:11The point of the franchise was obviously just to see funny stories about the natural result of what if witches were real.
08:18This is not what it'd be like. Especially since no one who originally believed in them thought this was true.
08:24Sure, when Sabrina first had stories, she was evil. So the point was you enjoyed her suffering.
08:31But even that was a diversion from how the original appeal of the story was.
08:37The first story with Sabrina ever didn't have comedy at her expense. It just had her succeeding with magic.
08:44So the original point of the series was escapism.
08:48It's only the first season and they already have episodes like this to come off like they've run out of ideas.
08:54Amanda coming to her house through the closet and trapping her in that dimension would have made more sense.
08:59And I'd still think it's stupid that she wouldn't have just worked out immediately. Unless she ran out of magic.
09:05So many stories could have made sense if they just said she ran out of magic.
09:12So many stories could have made sense.
09:14And she was like, oh, she got out of magic.
09:15So many stories could have made sense if she came off like she was not as well.
09:17This is like she was a good friend.
09:18And she's still the only wife for the last week.
09:19And I'm a good friend.
09:21And she's a good friend who came from this to come off the other side.
09:23So much of that came from this to me, they actually came to her house right away.
09:25And she ran out of magic.
09:26So there's no good one.
09:28So many people came to her house here.
09:30Now we got married.
09:31And she's also the one who came to her house through the maze.
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