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00:00:01Previously on Dragula...
00:00:04The winner of this week's Killer Dolls challenge is...
00:00:07Anti-heroine.
00:00:08Scylla and Desiree, you are up for extermination.
00:00:12Just because I can't get the word in with you
00:00:14doesn't mean I don't feel like I have the fight in me.
00:00:16You come for everyone on their look,
00:00:18but like you can't come for someone when you look like that, you know?
00:00:21She told me that she wanted to be in an alliance with me.
00:00:24We're playing a game. This is not just a competition anymore.
00:00:27This is a game. They have turned this into a game.
00:00:29I ain't fucking coming for all you motherfuckers.
00:00:32I'm about to bring it deep up.
00:00:59Happy Holidays, Uglies.
00:01:09The air is thick with anticipation tonight, dear viewers.
00:01:14Do you feel it?
00:01:15That subtle chill?
00:01:17That creeping dread?
00:01:19The feeling that one of your favorites is about to...
00:01:22Get the chop?
00:01:23It's a night for surprises and secrets revealed.
00:01:29Who will rise to the occasion?
00:01:31And who will be left out in the cold?
00:01:34Just like an unwanted fruitcake,
00:01:36some of our guests might find themselves re-gifted.
00:01:40Straight to the graveyard.
00:01:42So gather close our curious creatures
00:01:46and watch as our guests navigate a night of unexpected horror.
00:01:51Will they hang by the chimney with care?
00:01:54Or just hang?
00:01:55There's only one way to find out.
00:02:00So let's look on in our little elves workshop
00:02:03and see who's going to be naughty or nice this week.
00:02:07isiaculate.
00:02:17Drag.
00:02:18Films.
00:02:19Horror.
00:02:22Glamour.
00:02:25Dragula.
00:02:26She's the killer.
00:02:29Queen.
00:02:30Dragula.
00:02:32She'll make you scream.
00:02:35Drag, drag, drag, drag.
00:02:36The winner of the Boulay Brothers' Dragula will receive a cash prize of $100,000, courtesy
00:02:44of us, and the crown and title of Dragula, the world's next drag super monster.
00:03:06I survived another week, bitches, thank god.
00:03:33They really set a precedent here. Where's the gift?
00:03:36Last week, the bottom two were Scylla and Desiree.
00:03:40I'm not really sure of who's going home. I think both entertainers were equally deserving.
00:03:48What about the cauldron? That was heated.
00:03:50Your breastplate was bad, your first look was bad, and this is bad!
00:03:54Save all the time for the execution. You're gonna need it.
00:03:58I don't know. I was enjoying it. I was giggling and having a good time.
00:04:01I'm thinking my sister Desi probably is gonna get the boot.
00:04:05I'm really rooting for Desiree. She had that fire that I wanted to see from a Dragula bitch.
00:04:11I think she brought that to the extermination and is gonna come back.
00:04:14That might have looked like strength, but it kind of seemed more like weakness to me.
00:04:18She says some crazy stuff.
00:04:19There were a lot of you that were saying that that was the reason that she should stay.
00:04:24When Scylla was there as level-headed as she could be saying, I'm not afraid.
00:04:29Y'all were like, no, but we think Desiree wants it more.
00:04:32I'm sick of seeing the white body paint.
00:04:35Personally, I would want Scylla to come back just because I know that I could beat her in this competition.
00:04:40Can I say something really quick?
00:04:42No.
00:04:42Oh, so I really, I mean, obviously really hope Scylla goes home, but I heard a rumor that somebody
00:04:51or some buddies on cast were spreading lies about me.
00:04:56There was one or two girls talking about possibly leaking information about being here.
00:05:01So if that's Scylla doing that, I'm ready to see the bitch go.
00:05:07I haven't heard anything about that.
00:05:09I haven't heard anything.
00:05:10Are you starting your own rumors, girl?
00:05:13Girl, I wish, but no.
00:05:15Auntie, did you, since you're from Chicago, did you hear anything about this rumor?
00:05:20Let's get one thing clear. I'm not from Chicago. I'm from Rockford.
00:05:23I don't know why these bitches keep lumping me in with the Chicago bitches.
00:05:27I don't really listen to much and I kind of live under a rock,
00:05:31so I don't really hear anything, but I still heard the rumor. Yes.
00:05:37So somebody was on the top of the mountain screaming it. I don't know.
00:05:42Was it Scylla?
00:05:44It wasn't Scylla. I didn't actually hear it from Scylla.
00:05:46I didn't hear anything from Scylla. The bitch wouldn't even return my text.
00:05:49So it was Aurora. I haven't like heard anything here, but I did hear before we got here,
00:05:55like you were rumored in like Kansas City though.
00:05:57If you have a problem with me, take me down like in the fucking challenges.
00:06:02Like that sucks.
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:04Rumor mill or not, we're still here. You still made it. We're still competing, so fuck it.
00:06:09Sorry, it was me.
00:06:12I think whoever told Aurora is just creating artificial drama.
00:06:15I don't think that Scylla would ever do that. I know Scylla, but also I know that they have beef,
00:06:22so I don't know.
00:06:24If I find out who is spreading this rumor, I'm coming for blood. Absolutely.
00:06:29And it's so unfair.
00:06:30Oh, fuck me!
00:06:32Yeah!
00:06:32Yeah!
00:06:34She scared me.
00:06:35Love me!
00:06:36I'm so excited to see my girl Desiree walk through. She's a little feisty,
00:06:40and I cannot wait to have more fun with her this week.
00:06:43So what was it like? Because Needle scared the shit out of me. I don't know how you did that.
00:06:46Look, bitch, it looks fucking awesome!
00:06:50I mean, it was very painful, and I mean, they were trying to shove it everywhere over here,
00:06:54over here. I said, no, I want more. I want to fucking get it in my goddamn neck.
00:06:59That's fucking painful to me, and I wanted to fucking shove it in there.
00:07:02Bitch, look at the shit. That's intense.
00:07:03He literally shoved them all slowly in and deep, and then again.
00:07:09To be honest, though, I'm happy to fucking do the extermination,
00:07:12because now I have a scar to prove that I fucking was here,
00:07:14and that I'm fucking Dragula.
00:07:16Mm-mm.
00:07:17Mm-mm. Nope.
00:07:18Couldn't be me. Could not be me, Jesus. Lord, thank you. I was safe.
00:07:23Fuck that extermination. I wouldn't want to do that. That sounded like a fucking bitch.
00:07:27Did you learn anything?
00:07:28I learned to shove needles in my neck, yeah.
00:07:32That's it. So, no.
00:07:33Every season, the first extermination is major. Now it's been two major in a row.
00:07:38Like, they could do anything. Like, we can't think it's going to be easy. There's no way.
00:07:43Auntie, how are you feeling now that your daughter's gone?
00:07:46I don't really feel great about it.
00:07:47Is a weight lifted off your shoulders or anything?
00:07:51What do you mean?
00:07:52I don't know. You didn't really feel like you were responsible for her.
00:07:55She's her own person. She's just, she's a really close friend. She's family to me.
00:08:00I don't know. I would have loved to have done this whole thing with her. And it kind of sucks to
00:08:04have her go. But honestly, I think we're all going to be feeling that numerous times throughout
00:08:09this competition.
00:08:10Yeah.
00:08:11I think the thing that's the most challenging about this competition that no one, you can't
00:08:15really see when you're watching is how mentally taxing this can be.
00:08:18You don't say.
00:08:19Yeah, I, I definitely, I know we had a moment in the cauldron.
00:08:23She told me that she wanted to be in an alliance with me.
00:08:29I don't think I went about it the best way, but I did want everyone to be on the same page.
00:08:34I still feel really hurt. I still feel really betrayed. Because I did think that you and I were
00:08:39close friends. And I am really second guessing that now.
00:08:43Gray, what's on your mind? You made a face when you said close friends.
00:08:46Like, it's been, what, two weeks?
00:08:50This shit is hard. Sorry that you're always here quiet.
00:08:53We're playing a game. You don't know what people's strategy is in this game.
00:08:57I'm going to keep my distance and see where it takes me. But I don't trust you. And I know after
00:09:02what happened in the cauldron, you don't trust me. And we'll see what happens.
00:09:06I'm ready for the next challenge. Bring it on.
00:09:30Merry Christmas, Happy Thanksgiving, and trick or treat, uglies.
00:09:36For this week's challenge, we're drawing inspiration from some of the most disgusting,
00:09:40depraved, and horrifying celebrations ever to be observed. Classic family holidays.
00:09:50That's right, darlings. It's our holiday of horrors challenge. For this week's assignment,
00:09:55you must conceptualize and create a new and disgusting look based on our holiday of horrors theme.
00:10:02From killer turkeys to deranged Easter bunnies and savage Santas, tonight you must draw inspiration
00:10:11from classic holiday themes and twist them into horrifying looks worthy of a sack of coal.
00:10:18But that's not all. This challenge is absolutely a filth challenge. And in addition to your look,
00:10:24you must perform a true act of holiday filth.
00:10:32And for tonight's Bright Feet, we'll be celebrating Valentine's Day with our friends at Tamey,
00:10:38the all-inclusive queer dating app.
00:10:44Your task is to create the most flirtatious and fun dating profile video ever to hit the Tamey app.
00:10:50Oh my god.
00:10:51Only, you must do it while eating a box of our abominable boule bonbons, which are gourmet chocolates
00:10:58filled with pig brains and finished off with a nice rotten fishtail sauce. Delicious.
00:11:07You'll have to repress your revulsion while maintaining a flirty and fun attitude,
00:11:11and the suitor with the most vivacious video will receive the Mirror Mirror Curse.
00:11:21The Mirror Mirror Curse grants its caster the ability to reduce an opponent's mirror
00:11:26to nothing more than a tiny compact while they're getting ready for this week's floor show.
00:11:33And the winner of our Holiday of Horrors challenge will also win a lifetime gold
00:11:37membership to Tamey and social media placement.
00:11:43Come on, Tamey.
00:11:44Happy holidays, uglies, and good luck to you all.
00:11:48As always, remember, for one of you, this floor show will be your last.
00:12:02I love Tamey.
00:12:04For the Bright Feet this week, we have to create a dating profile
00:12:07while eating these disgusting bonbons.
00:12:09Mmm, exciting.
00:12:11What I'm really excited about, though, is that we have to keep our composure
00:12:15while we're eating it, be flirtatious.
00:12:17Be sexy.
00:12:18So this is an acting challenge, mama.
00:12:20I'm excited.
00:12:22I'm not super excited for this Fright Feet because the dating aspect of it,
00:12:26that's not really where my mind is right now with everything going on in my personal life,
00:12:30but I'm gonna do the best that I can.
00:12:32I'm back from the dead, bitches.
00:12:41Good morning.
00:12:42How are we today?
00:12:44Good morning, miss doll.
00:12:46Baby.
00:12:46So, as you know, this week's Fright Feet, you have to create a dating profile video for the
00:12:52app Tamey.
00:12:53You'll be doing this while eating a box of boule bonbons.
00:12:59And the winner of this week's Fright Feet will be able to cast the mirror mirror curse,
00:13:03which turns your mirror into a compact.
00:13:05It's so cute.
00:13:14Awww, so cute.
00:13:18Oh, they do look cute.
00:13:19Oh, my mouth.
00:13:25Oh, bitch, you can smell it from here.
00:13:27Oh, don't that smell so good.
00:13:30These bonbons consist of pig brains and fish sauce.
00:13:36Now, y'all ready to get to dating?
00:13:40Now let's start this Fright 3.
00:13:44This week for the Fright 3,
00:13:46we have to create dating profiles for Tamey,
00:13:49the all-inclusive dating app,
00:13:51while eating these nasty-ass bonbons.
00:13:54A bitch is nervous.
00:13:57We have to eat bonbons this week
00:13:59that consists of pig brains and fish sauce.
00:14:02I have not really been excited
00:14:03about eating anything disgusting, so here we go.
00:14:08My name is Majesty.
00:14:09I am recently single and very heartbroken about it.
00:14:11My ex left me on Valentine's Day, of course.
00:14:15I'm hoping to find something less salty than my last ex,
00:14:19who had probably more brains than these do in them right now.
00:14:22What I really want is like a nice houseplant, you know?
00:14:25One that stays longer than my boyfriend did.
00:14:29Um, oh my god.
00:14:31T-A-I-M-I, the right one for you.
00:14:34Hi, I'm Aurora.
00:14:36I'm from Chicago.
00:14:38I'm 29 years old, and I am a beautiful trans femme diva.
00:14:44Something I find really attractive is confidence
00:14:47and, you know, a massive...
00:14:49Oh my god.
00:14:51A massive credit limit?
00:14:53Me, Asia Consent.
00:14:54As a black trans woman,
00:14:55I feel the need to use dating apps such as Tamey
00:14:58because I feel fetishized in a lot of the dating world.
00:15:03I've had a lot of issues with feeling like I'm not good enough.
00:15:06So being able to be in an app like Tamey,
00:15:09I would be able to be myself, be the woman that I am, and...
00:15:13Fuck.
00:15:15Fuck.
00:15:16You should date me because I am a loyal partner.
00:15:19I am a partner that will be very caring to you.
00:15:22I love a lot of cuddles and a lot of good times with my kitties,
00:15:26and if you enjoy that, you'll definitely find me on the Tamey app.
00:15:28Hello.
00:15:29My name is Vivi the Force, and I am the girl for you.
00:15:35If you were one of my bonbons, I would start by giving you a nice smell.
00:15:53Make sure to look for my profile.
00:15:55I'll be the one covered in bonbons.
00:16:00Hi.
00:16:01I'm Pi.
00:16:02I'm 30 years old.
00:16:03I'm from Philadelphia.
00:16:04Tamey's great for more than just trying to get your hole plugged.
00:16:09You can find the right person to plug your hole every night.
00:16:12It's me, Yuri.
00:16:16I'm here on Tamey because I want to be tamed.
00:16:19I'm attracted to beautiful people.
00:16:22You know, like, I feel like a lot of people are beautiful.
00:16:25My boyfriend is tall, beautiful, and, um, .
00:16:31Because everyone deserves to be loved, even me.
00:16:36I'm anti-heroine, and I'm here looking for a lover.
00:16:40I identify as non-binary, and I use they, them pronouns.
00:16:43So I'm looking for somebody that respects that.
00:16:46Even if I am shoving it in my face like this, better get used to it, bitch.
00:16:51I'm looking for love.
00:16:52I'm a virgin, so I've never been horny before, but that's not what this app is about.
00:17:04It's about true connection, and I know my life partner exists out there somewhere.
00:17:10Oh, .
00:17:14Hola, my name is Miss Dick.
00:17:16You want to tame me?
00:17:17You want to find love?
00:17:18You want to find a lover just like I did who loves you as much as I gonna do?
00:17:23Oh, my perfect day is going on a beautiful picnic, looking at the beautiful dogs, running
00:17:30around, having a beautiful day, and hopefully we'll get to eat some of this beautiful, beautiful dessert.
00:17:36My name is Jaharia.
00:17:43Personally, I'm looking for somebody who is annoying as fuck.
00:17:48Because I tend to be on the quieter side, so I need somebody to fill up a room.
00:17:53Go in with your hands full, okay?
00:18:02Give me everything you fucking got.
00:18:04If the connection's there, the connection's there, baby.
00:18:34You should be on the other side, baby.
00:18:35If the connection's there.
00:18:36If the connection's there.
00:18:37You should be on the other side, baby.
00:18:38There's everything you can't hear.
00:18:39If the connection's there, you keep feeling the connection.
00:18:40Congratulations, ghouls.
00:18:41Your tapes were bearable.
00:18:43And now, the winner who gets to cast the Mirror Mirror curse is...
00:18:55Asia Consent.
00:18:56not only did you show us who you were but you kept your bomb bombs down unlike some other people
00:19:06so there's your curse now i want you to deal with that later because i don't deal with drama
00:19:12before i go i have something extra special for all of you but it's not good
00:19:22oh i can't do this again i thought i threw those away each of you receives your own box of chocolate
00:19:53so that's all for me for now till the next bright feet but until then can someone show me the door
00:20:00there's no bitch bye
00:20:08hi are you nervous i'm a little nervous but at the same time i'm not um because i do feel like this
00:20:15could be a great opportunity to show that you know maybe you're trying to get back in my good graces
00:20:23well we'll see about that based off of everything if asia doesn't curse pot i think they both
00:20:28calculated with this week's curse i want to shake some up and i want to get a heavy hitter with this
00:20:34one well shut up bitches let me get into the scroll oh shit
00:20:43gray matter speculum parvo
00:20:50wait what the you're in a fight with pie why did you curse me so why gray matter you're one to watch out
00:20:57four so i really want to see you sweat i can accept that i'll get ready in a little
00:21:02fucking mirror for you challenge accepted i think asia cursed gray matter because he's big
00:21:07fucking competition i probably would have cursed him too so no that i would have cursed asia
00:21:13i feel like asia wasted the curse giving it to gray matter just because they wear a lot of
00:21:17mass and prosthetics and she should have given it to someone that has makeup skills
00:21:21like me why didn't you choose pie i see as bigger competition to be quite honest
00:21:29my little heart i liked you before this are you gonna like me now i guess we'll see how this week
00:21:35goes that's one for team pie
00:21:41so let's get this floor show ready
00:21:57my inspiration for holidays of horrors this week is birthday because like most pisces i'm self-centered as
00:22:05fuck i am using satin to create a clown outfit and a bunch of
00:22:10bullshit party stuff to glue on top of it jaharia is not necessarily a filthy girl so i am a bit
00:22:19nervous it's not to say that i can't get down and dirty but it is definitely a challenge for me
00:22:25my inspiration this week is baby new year because babies are fucking disgusting i'm taking
00:22:32baby blankets and a mixture of oatmeal and latex to create vomit i'm just like packing it onto the
00:22:38fabric to create like that dried vomit look and then i'm going through as it dries and adding the
00:22:44bright green and the yellow to really give it that like acidy vomit look i really want to make them
00:22:51like sick to their stomach my inspiration for holiday of horrors is fourth of july i'm thinking of
00:22:58taking uncle sam and turning it into something totally different i'm sticking with the traditional
00:23:02colors of red white and blue but i'm going to filth it up a little bit by having a good old
00:23:06fashion guts filled barbecue my goal to land on top this week is to add as much detail as i can
00:23:12i'm really detail oriented and that's what sets my drag apart and i feel like it's going to be really
00:23:17fucking filthy it's gonna be awesome so for holiday of horrors i'm doing valentine's day i'm using
00:23:25fur yarn and a lot of chocolate i'm literally just going around the edges of all the different furs
00:23:32and velvets just to give it a nice little rim because we love a good rim job
00:23:46so i'm curious as to why asia chose you gray and not pie maybe she doesn't see pie as competition
00:23:53as much she's definitely very intimidating the things that she comes up with it definitely makes
00:23:58me nervous hi diva last week asia opened up to me about some relationship issues she's had in the
00:24:09past and so i want to check in on her and see how she's doing with all of this valentine's day stuff
00:24:14in the air even though we're not on the best terms i know it's the right thing to do what did you talk
00:24:20about in your in your video well i talked about trust and loyalty i mean you don't say i feel
00:24:26like i have a pretty good relationship with everybody i had a lot of trust in pie at one
00:24:30point but after what he said to asia it kind of threw me off a little bit i kind of got that too
00:24:37there's a lot of people that are nice to our faces and then who knows what they're kind of
00:24:41saying behind closed doors yeah i'm not so sure i can trust majesty at the moment i feel like with
00:24:48everything i've been seeing i'm feeling a little on my guard so majesty we all have partners and
00:24:53you're the only single one so what's up with that girl let me tell you this is this is really rough
00:24:58i'm still getting over it i got home and my partner was gone and i i dropped to the floor it's
00:25:07oh my god are you okay it's okay competitions bring out a lot of different feelings in people and
00:25:14in this moment with all this pressure i might be starting to crack i did not handle that the
00:25:18right way when we were in the cauldron the last time i finally thought that i had somebody really
00:25:23like get through this with like this shit's fucking hard he was the closest person i knew and i didn't
00:25:28think he would do that to me you've had many opportunity to throw me under the bus i see trust in
00:25:35you by not releasing that information to everyone i hope that at least with the curse i wanted to show
00:25:42you at least some trust and that i'm not trying to play any games with you oh my god i can't trust
00:25:48myself i don't know who i am i don't know what i want i can't imagine loving someone and giving
00:25:52somebody my trust again i gave him everything and he just used me we do have the chance of there being
00:25:58curses every episode and everything and it so it would be nice to maybe have some alliances going on
00:26:04i feel like they're sending us twists and turns the entire time it just makes sense that we're
00:26:09going to get more of this and it's going to get harder and harder as we start to dwindle down
00:26:14you broke my trust initially i broke your trust but i was wondering i mean is the offer still on the
00:26:21table as far as an alliance because at this point i feel like these bitches wouldn't expect it
00:26:28who is to say that you aren't doing this in order to gain my trust and be able to axe me later on in
00:26:36the game if it were to come up again i feel like people would play more strategically and try and
00:26:41knock down the biggest competition i don't know i've never thought that i would be talking alliances
00:26:47on dragula but honestly like with everything that they're throwing at us it might actually make sense
00:26:53and my uncle died three weeks ago on top of that i'm like over it i think if we do this together
00:27:00we can make it to the top not you being calculated let me think about it well i will say the offer
00:27:09is not going to be on the table for long so i would like your answer by the end of the week
00:27:13this is the deal of a lifetime and it won't last long pie tick tock bitch
00:27:23floor show day it's the day of the floor show and my mirror is being taken away
00:27:34already oh mirror mirror on the wall maybe size does matter after all so gray is getting the mirror
00:27:43taken away and getting a little compact i'm so happy that's not me this curse could really screw me over
00:27:50today i have a lot to do and i'm kind of worried thanks asia you're welcome love do i feel bad no
00:28:00gray deserves that okay everybody so what are you doing for your holiday of horrors i'm gonna look
00:28:05like a baby wait what are you doing i'm doing baby new year so am i like dead ass doing the same thing
00:28:14i'm sure it'll be different though like you i hope so because the blue lays literally said they
00:28:19don't want to see repeats so please change it up in the future if you see a common theme amongst your
00:28:25peers we don't want to see multiples of the same inspiration i'm doing independence day girl i'm doing
00:28:31fourth of july aren't those the same they're the same yeah they're the same thing i'm pissed that majesty
00:28:36is doing fourth of july even though they know that i'm doing fourth of july the bullies did give a
00:28:41warning but it wasn't to me i mean they did tell us we couldn't do doubles again however i didn't get
00:28:47that critique last week i didn't have a double and this is what i brought and it's about my life my
00:28:52album what i'm doing with my time right now and i i'm not that afraid but you never know what's going
00:28:57to happen last week the blue lays mentioned they didn't want to see any more repeats this week we've
00:29:02got several duplicates in the room i'm worried for y'all i'm trying to get pi's attention and tick tock
00:29:14bitch you're running out of time it's the end of the week and i want to answer so i've been thinking
00:29:19a lot about asia's offer and i think i better go for it we're all here to play a game but at least
00:29:33we don't have to do it alone pi gives me the thumbs up and i know she's about to pop pop let's do this
00:29:40the first step in most of my monsters is to block my boy brows the important part is to set it i'm
00:29:55going to come through with a colorless translucent powder and really pack it in there i don't know if
00:30:01y'all should be taking a tutorial from somebody doing their makeup in a compact mirror but here you are
00:30:10oh baby attention competitors attention competitors the floor show is about to begin
00:30:40so
00:31:10I don't know.
00:31:40Merry Christmas, Happy Halloween, and season's greetings, uglies.
00:31:46For tonight's maladjusted mission, our 10 maids a-milking must conceptualize and create new and disgusting holiday-themed looks and present their family unfriendly creations here on the main stage.
00:31:58In addition to creating their new looks, our blasphemous builders must also perform an act of filth during their floor shows as an homage, if you will, to holiday horror classics of yesteryear.
00:32:08Now, here to help us judge tonight's floor show is Dragula's resident horror expert and celebrated author, Tanana Reeve Dew.
00:32:17Tanana Reeve, welcome back, and happy holidays.
00:32:21Thank you so much. I'm so excited to be here. Anytime I get to come on Dragula is always a holiday.
00:32:27And our next judge is the star of Marvel's She-Hulk in Orphan Black, the Emmy Award-winning Tatyana Maslany.
00:32:37Tatyana, darling, thank you so much for being here.
00:32:40I'm so happy to be here, and terrified.
00:32:43Oh, I think I hear sleigh bells in the distance, so it must be about that time.
00:32:49So let's gather round the dinner table, light our candles, and let the holiday of horrors begin.
00:38:20We're right back.
00:38:24We're right back.
00:38:53Think about Yuri's look.
00:38:55I was curious where the performance was gonna go,
00:38:57and then it went nowhere.
00:38:58I think the look was cool, but that's it.
00:39:00Yeah, Yuri seems to struggle with stage presentation,
00:39:04I think.
00:39:05We're already on episode three, so.
00:39:06Time's running out.
00:39:07Maybe she needs a little jolt to wake up.
00:39:10She does need to wake up.
00:39:11A little fear to make her more fearless for that.
00:39:15Okay, someone's look that I actually really loved
00:39:18was Jaharia.
00:39:19I really liked that she picked birthday as a holiday.
00:39:22I think it totally fits with the vibe we were going for,
00:39:26but I do think it was missing a bit of the horror.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:29What did you think of Aurora?
00:39:30I kind of enjoyed the baby of it all,
00:39:33but I didn't really see anything scary.
00:39:36She did have a kind of ghoulish Haunted Mansion
00:39:38color palette going on,
00:39:39but yeah, maybe it wasn't necessarily horrific.
00:39:42Well, now let's talk about the other baby in the room,
00:39:44Pi, because Pi reminded me that babies are weird and gross.
00:39:48Never forget.
00:39:50I clearly saw the New Year's Eve in this baby New Year,
00:39:54you know, in contrast to Aurora's,
00:39:55which was, oh, you're a baby.
00:39:57It was like Haunted Baby.
00:39:59Haunted Baby.
00:40:00Haunted Baby is not a holiday.
00:40:01Haunted Baby Mansion should be a place, though.
00:40:04It should be.
00:40:05Oh, also, let's talk about how we had two Uncle Sams.
00:40:09We told them last week that if they started working
00:40:11on their costumes and they had similar holidays,
00:40:14to abandon ship and pick something else,
00:40:17and none of them listened to me.
00:40:19So, really, we could just be like,
00:40:21the four of you are up for extermination.
00:40:23That'd be interesting.
00:40:25Well, your disobedience, now you were punished.
00:40:28Well, if the judges literally tell you to do something
00:40:30and then you don't do it, you know,
00:40:32shouldn't you punish them for that?
00:40:33I don't know, I do think that their interpretations
00:40:35were very different.
00:40:37It didn't even feel like it was the same holiday necessarily.
00:40:41Well, let's just say Majesty was President's Day
00:40:46and Vivi was 4th of July.
00:40:48I salute you.
00:40:49So, what's your favorite holiday?
00:40:51I hate favorite questions,
00:40:53but I think I am dressed for the occasion.
00:40:55It would have to be Halloween.
00:40:56Well, of course Halloween.
00:40:57Of course Halloween.
00:40:58We're the queens of Halloween,
00:40:59but I mean outside of Halloween.
00:41:01It's your birthday, just to celebrate you
00:41:04and how lucky we all are to have you.
00:41:06What happened?
00:41:07You decided to be nice?
00:41:08It's my New Year's resolution.
00:41:10Don't be a, don't be a bitch.
00:41:12This national swan's gonna be nice day.
00:41:15Now look, they think I'm nice all the time.
00:41:17I don't want this to ruin my reputation.
00:41:18Yeah, I know.
00:41:19They don't know the truth.
00:41:21I'm the mean one.
00:41:31Merry Christmas, uglies.
00:41:44We are gonna start this judgment off
00:41:46by letting you know that you're all disgusting pigs
00:41:48and we love you for it, so never change.
00:41:50Before we begin, we want to remind you
00:41:54that we are not here to judge your holiday.
00:41:56Holidays are art and art is subjective.
00:41:59What we are here to judge you on
00:42:01is if you look like the holiday you chose to represent
00:42:04and whether or not you put sufficient horror
00:42:06in your holiday.
00:42:07Oh, and if you did something disgusting enough,
00:42:10we're judging you on that as well.
00:42:13Now, if I call your name, please slither forward.
00:42:18Majesty, Auntie Heroin, Pai, and Jaharia.
00:42:32Happy birthday.
00:42:38You're all safe when you may leave the stage
00:42:40and proceed to the cauldron where National Argument Day
00:42:44is waiting to be celebrated.
00:42:46Yay!
00:42:47It's a day that Drac and I celebrate
00:42:48all throughout the year.
00:42:49Thank you so much.
00:42:52I am super, super relieved that I am safe.
00:42:56I have been a fucking wreck all week,
00:42:58so thank you, Belays.
00:43:00Much love.
00:43:01Mwah-mwah-mwah.
00:43:02Those of you remaining are amongst the top
00:43:03and bottom scoring performers of the week.
00:43:06We're going to give you a bit of critique
00:43:07and we're going to start with gray matter.
00:43:10There's something very sexy about this carrot term.
00:43:16You had so much fun with us.
00:43:18It was so playful.
00:43:20Your colors are amazing, really cinematic,
00:43:23really beautiful, and really grotesque.
00:43:26I loved it.
00:43:27You and your carrot are definitely giving big D energy.
00:43:33The D is for Donnie Darko.
00:43:36There is something super scary about a rabid rabbit.
00:43:40No notes.
00:43:41Great look.
00:43:41I love it.
00:43:43Your color palette and textures and everything
00:43:46are just perfect.
00:43:47If I had any criticism, it might be
00:43:50about the filth part of the performance.
00:43:52I don't know, I guess I felt like I wasn't sure
00:43:54why would an Easter Bunny do that.
00:43:56Maybe you could have had a bunch of rotten eggs
00:43:58or something, but that's really my only critique.
00:44:01The judges love my Easter Bunny,
00:44:03and I'm hippity-hopping up to the top bin.
00:44:07Gray as the Easter Bunny is so cute,
00:44:09and I'm glad that I cursed that bitch.
00:44:11They were giving me a run for my money.
00:44:14Let's move on to Yuri.
00:44:17Yuri, you definitely look like the Care Bear from Howe.
00:44:20You definitely look the way a lot of people feel
00:44:22about Valentine's Day, so you've nailed that.
00:44:25And I feel like on stage, you could use a little more
00:44:28fluidity in your performance.
00:44:31Yeah, thank you.
00:44:32I'm going to keep it short, but not very sweet.
00:44:35I'm going to be the mean one today.
00:44:38The visual is great, but that was it.
00:44:40Yeah.
00:44:40And you need to show up with the performance.
00:44:43Whatever it is that's holding you back,
00:44:45you have got to somehow push through that.
00:44:48I'm just in my head a lot,
00:44:49and I'm not as confident as I thought I was going to be.
00:44:52I'm going to show the world and you
00:44:54like that I have this presence,
00:44:56and I should use it rather than being timid and shy,
00:44:59because that's not me.
00:45:00Well, we already know that about you.
00:45:02You need to know.
00:45:03I know.
00:45:04That's true.
00:45:05I have a question.
00:45:06I just wondered what lights you up as a performer.
00:45:09When there's a crowd feeding the energy,
00:45:11it sort of makes me feel a lot more like,
00:45:14yeah, I'm doing good.
00:45:15I'm doing great.
00:45:16I totally, totally get that.
00:45:18Sometimes you have to just tap into that feeling of like,
00:45:21what is it to feel the audience there?
00:45:23And what do I want to communicate to them?
00:45:25You're obviously so talented, and I can't wait to learn more.
00:45:31I feel like I go really fast, because it's
00:45:33a mixture of panic, but then also excitement.
00:45:36Like, I'm happy to be here, but I'm also fucking
00:45:38shitting myself.
00:45:40Moving on to Asia consent.
00:45:42Mom, I'm on TV.
00:45:44Hi.
00:45:44I love this.
00:45:49I love the cigarette detail.
00:45:50It looks like old-timey hot rods.
00:45:53It'll look like cars.
00:45:56I think this is also like an incredible statement.
00:46:00You were absolutely my favorite of the night.
00:46:03Oh, thank you.
00:46:04Beautiful.
00:46:05I'm loving that mommy dearest vibe with the wire hanger.
00:46:09The details and the construction are also just awesome and amazing.
00:46:14You are truly one bad mother, OK?
00:46:19I knew that I loved it when I had to cover one of the crew members' face when you did your gag.
00:46:24Sorry.
00:46:25No, it's not a bad thing.
00:46:28It's great.
00:46:29She was like, get out of my face.
00:46:30I want to see this.
00:46:31Yeah.
00:46:32Asia, I love you for this.
00:46:35It was so disrespectful and nasty.
00:46:38You took something so sacred to so many and just shit all over it and was completely irreverent
00:46:44about it.
00:46:45And this inspiration was very original.
00:46:47The way Asia's brain works, I fucking don't get it, but it looks cool.
00:46:54Let's talk about Aurora.
00:46:55Vomit, to me, is the scariest thing on the planet, so it made me very uncomfortable.
00:47:00The Linda Blair color of the vomit, that classic tea soup, was just so fantastic.
00:47:06I just loved it.
00:47:07I love it.
00:47:09I love the performance details, the milk-drunk baby, and your crappy diaper.
00:47:15But at the same time, maybe it's because I'm a mother, you're just still adorable to me,
00:47:20which is great, except not so much with the horror side.
00:47:25I thought that the color palette and the design of this look was fantastic.
00:47:30I feel like I could have got more New Years from it.
00:47:32I was getting more haunted baby, which I love too, but isn't a holiday, unfortunately.
00:47:37Maybe it will be now.
00:47:39Somewhere between Asia's inspiration and Aurora is Haunted Baby.
00:47:44Ooh.
00:47:45I'm coming for you next.
00:47:46Oh, no.
00:47:47And I think you got out-filthed a little bit.
00:47:50It being a filth challenge specifically saying do a filth gag, I think it could have been a
00:47:55little filthier.
00:47:57I was goo-goo-gagging over Aurora's look.
00:48:00I've never seen a high-fashion baby before.
00:48:04Next, Desiree Dick.
00:48:07I love what you're going for.
00:48:09You're maybe not quite ready for the Mayflower.
00:48:13I mean, I love the attempt, but it just was a little bit busy for me.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:19I understand.
00:48:20Because you seem like such a live performer, I just want to see a bit of a bigger fantasy
00:48:25in your look.
00:48:26The look was pedestrian as fuck.
00:48:30She did bring the filth, but did she bring the look?
00:48:33I'm not sure about that.
00:48:35Desiree, I know that you know the difference between a chicken and a turkey.
00:48:41It's not in season.
00:48:43I know that Thanksgiving is for turkeys, right?
00:48:46I want to kind of say this to you.
00:48:51You belong in Dragula.
00:48:53Filth is one of the main tenants.
00:48:55You really feel like you came from like season one, two world, but I think you could use
00:49:00more craftsmanship in the final look.
00:49:04Okay.
00:49:05Desiree, do me a favor and never invite me to your house for dinner.
00:49:09Like, ever.
00:49:10The answer is no.
00:49:12It's my special recipe.
00:49:14What I really loved was how far you took Filth.
00:49:17I mean, you took it to outer space.
00:49:19I do think, though, you needed some help with Pilgrim and Thanksgiving, honoring the challenge.
00:49:25You took us to a fun place, but it was a little off.
00:49:28That wig was rotted.
00:49:31It was giving Edward Scissorhands in the worst fucking way.
00:49:34I did not understand what about that was Pilgrim.
00:49:37It was just really bad.
00:49:40I don't know what she's thankful for because she looks a bit horrible.
00:49:43She should be very unthankful.
00:49:48And finally, let's talk about Vivi the Force.
00:49:52As a Canadian, this level of patriotism is horrifying.
00:49:56As an American, this level of patriotism is horrifying.
00:49:59Yeah, you're really tapping into something very visceral.
00:50:02It's really beautiful, really amazing work.
00:50:05Thank you so much.
00:50:06You really sold it.
00:50:07You felt very confident, and it was just interesting and gross, and you did a great job.
00:50:12Thank you so much.
00:50:13The visual is very strong, but your performance was killer.
00:50:16The whole, like, revealing the guts and smashing the bottle, anarchy, and then just eating it, falling to your knees.
00:50:22I mean, it was really great.
00:50:24I was, like, squirming in my chair.
00:50:25Awesome.
00:50:26Glad you're here.
00:50:27Thank you for much fun.
00:50:28Total nightmare fuel.
00:50:30The creative aspect of the grilling of the intestines.
00:50:34Oh, my God.
00:50:35It really reminds me of kind of the USA turned inside out, and it's all on the grill.
00:50:39That is just a beautiful concept, and Yankee Doodle danger ahead.
00:50:46Vivi's look.
00:50:47She has a fucking barbecue and sausages, and I love fucking sausages, so she wins my heart.
00:50:53Grey Matter, Asia Consent, and Vivi the Force.
00:51:02You three scored the highest this week, but there can only be one Rudolph at the front of Santa's sleigh, and that reindeer is...
00:51:14Asia Consent.
00:51:16Oh, my God.
00:51:18Thank you so much.
00:51:19I won yet another fucking challenge.
00:51:22This is my week, and I'm starting off the competition hot, y'all.
00:51:26These bitches better watch out for Asia motherfucking consent.
00:51:30Congratulations, Asia.
00:51:31You have won our Holiday of Horrors challenge.
00:51:33Well done.
00:51:34CPS ain't gonna call me now.
00:51:37The three of you may now leave the stage.
00:51:40Thank you so much.
00:51:41Asia having two wins makes me a bit nervous, but the target on her back just keeps growing.
00:51:50Aurora.
00:51:53You are safe and may leave the stage.
00:51:57Thank you so much.
00:51:59I'm just happy to be safe because with my critiques, I didn't know if I was gonna be in the bottom or I was gonna be safe, and I'm just happy I'm gonna be here another week.
00:52:06Yuri and Desiree.
00:52:09That means you are both up for extermination this week.
00:52:15For this week's extermination, you will be celebrating one of our favorite holidays, National Aviation Day.
00:52:25What's that?
00:52:26What?
00:52:27You will be immediately leaving the stage and heading directly to our nearby airplane, which will then fly you 10,000 feet into the air.
00:52:37Once you've achieved the appropriate elevation high in the sky, you will be jumping out of the plane and perhaps to your certain doom.
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:50I'm not worried to be honest.
00:52:53I'm afraid of heights, but I'm not fucking afraid of Yuri.
00:52:56What am I supposed to do besides laugh?
00:52:58I'm getting flustered.
00:53:01That's what I'm doing.
00:53:02Getting flustered, overwhelmed, because even before coming here, I said if I have to go skydiving, I'm not gonna do it.
00:53:07I'm not gonna do it because that's one of my biggest fears, and I have to do it.
00:53:13I hate this so much.
00:53:15Enjoy your flights, uglies, and we'll see you at the hangar.
00:53:19I'm fucking pissed.
00:53:28I'm so angry.
00:53:29I didn't come here to go home straight away.
00:53:32I didn't come here to not face my fears, so Desiree better watch the fuck out because I'm not going anywhere.
00:53:37I'm gonna fight.
00:53:38Oh my god, let me wipe this shit off my mouth and fucking place this goddamn chicken back.
00:53:43Oh, bitches.
00:53:44Oh, the chicken.
00:53:45Is that the chicken?
00:53:46Oh, no.
00:53:47I thought that chicken was going in the trash.
00:53:50I should stay because I have more to prove.
00:53:52I've been loud.
00:53:53I've been fun.
00:53:54I've been creative.
00:53:55Your husband's sitting there in the corner not doing shit, and I'm literally bringing out filth and bringing Dracula back to its roots.
00:54:02Yes, I know that I am quiet.
00:54:04I know that I am not feeling myself.
00:54:06I'm in my head, and I don't have to jump out of a fucking plane.
00:54:09What?
00:54:10Oh my god.
00:54:11Oh yeah, bitch.
00:54:12We gotta jump out of a plane, bitch.
00:54:13This is all season three.
00:54:14It's gonna be so iconic.
00:54:15Does the chicken get a parachute too?
00:54:17I hope so, bitch.
00:54:18I really hope so.
00:54:19Yuri, why do you feel like you've been in your head about this?
00:54:22I don't know.
00:54:23Everything fucks with your head, and I was fucked, and I tried to take my own life last year, and now I'm trying my hardest to be confident and love myself, and it's so fucking hard.
00:54:35And like, yeah, I'm not the loudest person in the room, but that doesn't mean that I don't deserve to be here, because I do.
00:54:41Like, over a year ago, I attempted to take my own life, and I was in a really, really, really dark place where I felt like no one cared, that everyone was just using me, and that I could never make anyone proud.
00:54:53Like, I need to be kind to myself, I know that I'm just fucking scared, but I know that I can do it, and I'm going to do it to prove to myself that I'm more than my fear, more than what's going on in my head.
00:55:08You know, I'm gonna do this for me.
00:55:10Bitch, you're here for a fucking reason.
00:55:12You have a very valid voice, and your art needs to be seen by the world.
00:55:17I'm also here, hi, how are you?
00:55:20We all know you're here, you're always so fucking loud, if you shut up for one fucking minute, maybe I could get a voice like a winner.
00:55:25I was listening, I mean, did I let you speak, though?
00:55:26You did, so you can speak now, sorry.
00:55:27I did, I did let you speak, right?
00:55:28I didn't interrupt anyone, I took notes from last week, so I'm just saying, like, just like this chicken, bitch, I'm sorry, but you're fucked.
00:55:33So, I love your story, I've been in the bottom, I'm a little chode, I'm gonna get harder and harder every goddamn week.
00:55:39Well, if the looks can get harder and harder, then maybe.
00:55:41So you are, I literally gave looks, I gave everything, I literally showed the Thanksgiving.
00:55:44Yeah, you gave pedestrian.
00:55:45So I'm sorry for you, but it's fine for you to pack your shit and go back to new under, new ceiling, whatever the fuck you're from.
00:55:51Bro, nah, you can come for me once you, like, do drag on my fucking level, because right now, nah.
00:55:56I did the filth, I did the horror, what are you giving, though?
00:55:59The horror is your fucking makeup.
00:56:00Bitch, like, look at this shit, this is real shit.
00:56:03No, don't get to give me!
00:56:04Fucking smell it!
00:56:07Don't fucking smell it!
00:56:09Smell it!
00:56:10Fucking cunt!
00:56:11Okay, great.
00:56:15Don't fucking throw a fucking chicken at me!
00:56:16Thank you for just giving me a shower, because I do fucking smell!
00:56:17Yeah, you do!
00:56:18Yeah, I do!
00:56:19Dumbass bitch!
00:56:20Thank you!
00:56:21It's a bird, it's a plain, no, literally, it's a fucking bird, it's a fucking chicken!
00:56:34I cannot believe that this bitch threw a whole fucking chicken!
00:56:37What side effects do I need to keep an eye out for for Salmonella?
00:56:40Yuri throws a drink at everyone in the splash zone, bitch!
00:56:44It's like Waterworld up in here, I don't know what's going on!
00:56:47I didn't do anything, why did Yuri throw a drink at me?
00:56:50I threw the drink because I had nothing else to throw!
00:56:53I don't think I saw it hit anybody, but I know I saw it come towards Yuri and she said,
00:56:58No!
00:57:05You've heard of a chicken trying to cross the road, but I've never seen a chicken fly across
00:57:08the cauldron.
00:57:09I guess chickens do fly!
00:57:11Quack, quack!
00:57:12Whatever noise they make, y'all, I don't know, I'm not a botanist or scientist, whatever.
00:57:19Fuck this, I'm not in my fucking head anymore.
00:57:21I'm here to fucking win and I'm here to fucking play, so like, fuck you all, I'm here for
00:57:26I'm giving you what everyone fucking wants, what are you giving though?
00:57:29I was the first fucking alternative queen in Auckland, New Zealand, and I had to pay from
00:57:34DC to-
00:57:35So wait, shut the fuck up, let me talk!
00:57:36Now wait, now wait, let's just take a goddamn breath, okay?
00:57:39Let's all breathe in.
00:57:43Why the fuck are we fighting?
00:57:45You look, you look amazing, you look amazing.
00:57:49Why are we fucking fighting?
00:57:51Because we're-
00:57:52We're no-
00:57:53I don't mean to attack you, I did not want to attack you, but I'm just so angry with
00:57:58myself and I don't mean to lash out with you and I'm sorry.
00:58:01I am sorry, but at the end of the day, this is a fucking game and I'm fucking here to win
00:58:05a fucking hundred thousand dollars with a goddamn crown and fucking represent my city and myself
00:58:09and who I am.
00:58:10What about the biohazard chicken that was thrown?
00:58:12Yeah, why did you throw a chicken though?
00:58:14After that chicken throwing, I need another drink, honey.
00:58:24The extermination this week is skydiving. I'm really nervous, but I'm not going to let my fears stop me. I'm going to fucking do it.
00:58:31I'm feeling really nervous seeing all the airplanes fly near me because I'm afraid of heights and just looking down to that ground makes me feel queasy.
00:58:46I am so scared. I'm so nervous. I'm fucking sweating. I don't know how to feel, but I'm just going to try my hardest not to think about it and just do it.
00:58:57The closer we're getting to the sky, my heart is beating. I don't know where we're going to stop. I don't even know where I'm going to land.
00:59:24It's freaking me out.
00:59:28They open up the door and we're getting ready to jump out. It's freezing cold and it's just blue outside.
00:59:35Never ever in my whole entire life thought that I would jump out of a plane.
00:59:39The moment is here. I'm scared as fuck, but I have to jump.
00:59:43I am filled with so much emotion, but I'm going to fucking do it. I'm going to overcome my fears and I'm going to jump.
00:59:50The worst thing that could happen is I fall to my death and I'm sidewalk sauce.
00:59:55The worst thing that could happen is I fall to my life, bitch. I'm fucking fucked.
00:59:57The worst thing that could happen is I fall to my life, bitch. I'm fucking fucked.
01:00:02The worst thing that could happen is I fall to my life, bitch. I'm fucking fucked.
01:00:17The worst thing that could happen is I fall to my life, bitch. I'm fucking fucked.
01:00:22I fucking did it. I'm so proud of myself.
01:00:51Like, I should say because I have so much to prove to myself and to the Boulets and because I'm fucking amazing.
01:00:57You know, I'm so good at drag and I deserve to be here. I deserve to show the world and show everyone my fucking drag.
01:01:04My plan when I come back is to play this fucking game and win. Like, these bitches better watch out.
01:01:21You know, sucks, man. I don't know because you do the odd thing about my death.
01:01:35That's worse!
01:01:39U.S.T.A.L.A.
01:02:09I don't know.
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