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00:01Previously on Dragula...
00:04Welcome to the underworld.
00:06The gates have opened once again,
00:08and only the most fearsome have dared to return.
00:11My goals are to have fun, do drag, and win.
00:15It's time to dust off your costumes and sharpen your fangs,
00:19because you're going to a Halloween house party.
00:22Only one of you can claim the title of winning screen queen,
00:26and that monster is...
00:28Eva Destruction.
00:30Yes!
00:31You will each vote for who you believe
00:33was the weakest link in your own group.
00:36Zahia, you put in the least work.
00:38I'm sorry, bitch. You were terrible.
00:40Y'all couldn't fucking get together and do shit.
00:42You guys were drinking.
00:43A lot of the contestants are prioritizing partying.
00:46I don't just mean alcohol. I mean drugs, too.
00:49We have decided to put Cynthia Dahl in the bottle. I'm sorry.
00:53Blackberry and Jaharia no longer have a friend in me.
00:56I've got nothing else left to lose, you know, suspect.
00:59This is really how you want to open it up?
01:01Let the games begin, bitch.
01:03You're going to bed.
01:05That's the more.
01:06That last episode was juicy, wasn't it?
01:08When I could almost sink my fangs into it, if the cast weren't so rotted.
01:15Now, let's see.
01:16Eva, in a shocking surprise, turned on Sigourney and tried to eliminate her.
01:18Sigourney then threatened Eva with the wrath of her fanbase.
01:20Blackberry, JK, and Jaharia threw Cynthia under the bus and tried to send her home.
01:25And Dahlia started all kinds of shit in the background.
01:27Be quiet, brother.
01:28Oh, and we all know that was juicy.
01:29It was juicy, wasn't it?
01:30Well, I could almost sink my fangs into it, if the cast weren't so rotted.
01:34Now, let's see.
01:35Eva, in a shocking surprise, turned on Sigourney and tried to eliminate her.
01:40Sigourney then threatened Eva with the wrath of her fanbase.
01:43Blackberry, JK, and Jaharia threw Cynthia under the bus and tried to send her home.
01:48And Dahlia started all kinds of shit in the background.
01:52Be quiet, brother.
01:53Oh, and we also threw a few of them off a bridge.
01:57And that's all just from one episode.
01:59This season is going to be so good.
02:03Now, let's look into the ethers and see how our little turncoats react
02:07when they find out which one of their sister's souls was returned to hell.
02:12And I, for one, can't wait to see the look on their faces
02:15when they realized just where we're sending them next.
02:30Where the fuck are we?
02:32Okay, so the Boulets say we're going on location today,
02:35and I have no idea where we're going.
02:37We're, like, in the fucking desert.
02:39I just saw a fucking tumbleweed.
02:40So, I don't know, I'm nervous.
02:42The Boulets said that we were going somewhere.
02:43I don't know where it is.
02:44I know that we had to take a route through the mountains,
02:48which I did not think about or have any Dramamine,
02:50and I ended up barfing my guts out the entire time.
02:54I felt really bad about the smell,
02:56but they were all really nice about it.
02:57My van was really nice and quiet.
02:59You are strong, Loris.
03:00Remember, you are that bitch.
03:03I'm a little terrified to see what we're about to do.
03:07We're in the middle of nowhere.
03:09I don't see any Burger Kings.
03:11I don't see any gas stations,
03:13and usually the black people die first,
03:15so I'm a little scared.
03:17The Boulets brothers, Drac Mortis Juan Thula,
03:19had us dressed in our best desert attire,
03:21and none of us know why.
03:23I don't know where I am.
03:24I don't know where they're taking me.
03:25What is going on?
03:27What is going on?
03:29So, who do you think went home?
03:31There's no way Abora went home.
03:33Frankie Doom, Dahlia Black, and Cynthia.
03:38Three of you, along with Abora,
03:40will face extermination tonight.
03:44I really honestly, I don't want any of them to go home,
03:46and at the same time, I want all of them to go home.
03:49I would love Abora to go home,
03:51and I would love Dahlia to go home,
03:52because she's really boring, and she's a bitch.
03:56I don't think Cynthia's gone either,
03:57because our team did really well,
03:58and she wouldn't have been down there in the first place
04:00if it wasn't for the twist.
04:01You will each cast an individual vote
04:04for who you believe was the weakest link
04:06within your own group.
04:09I also want it to be known that I did not take joy
04:11in putting my sister in the bottom.
04:13We saw you crying. We know you did not.
04:15I know, I'm just saying, like, would I do it again?
04:17Yes, because I know what I'm here for,
04:18but it did suck to have to, like, have her fate in my hands,
04:21so I do hope that she walks back in.
04:23I don't know if Dahlia went home either, though.
04:25It was me, Frankie.
04:26I care about Frankie, but I caught it from day one.
04:28I was like, is it gonna be something different?
04:29Yeah.
04:30So I don't know.
04:31I want Frankie to come back, though.
04:32I do.
04:33That's my best friend here.
04:34I'm really hoping and praying
04:35that my girl Frankie makes it back.
04:37That's my best friend.
04:38That's my bitch.
04:39Eva.
04:40What happened?
04:41You put Sigourney in the bottom.
04:42Cool.
04:43How are you two doing?
04:44Um, we're doing.
04:46Getting put up by Eva was so stupid.
04:48I just feel like that was a vote wasted.
04:50Eva has her eyes on me
04:51because she sees me as her big rival, as her big fish.
04:56I thought Zavaleta was gonna be an easy pick,
04:59and so I decided, listen, I, you and I knew what's up.
05:06I wanted to show my claws were sharper this time.
05:09Well, it turns out I also was safe.
05:11I'm so glad you used your get-out-of-jail-free card this time.
05:15And so it's gone forever, baby.
05:18Listen, it's a big deck, mama.
05:20Those two are going to end up ripping each other's heads off
05:23before the end of this competition.
05:25I hope they stay trying to take each other out,
05:27because while they're yelling at each other,
05:29I'm gonna quietly coast to the finale and win.
05:32Jade, what do you feel about Dahlia right now?
05:34I feel great.
05:38I don't really feel bad for Dahlia.
05:39It sucked to suck,
05:40and she honestly was the weakest of the team.
05:42We really gotta move away.
05:43I cannot have this entire time talking about Dahlia.
05:45I wanna fight with other people.
05:48I mean, I stand by my decision.
05:49I put her up because she fucked up our choreograph,
05:51and because I did not know what the fuck she was.
05:53Oh!
06:00I can't believe this bitch is back.
06:02God fucking damn it.
06:04I really don't care if people are unhappy that I'm back.
06:06I'm here to stay, and I'm gonna be here
06:08so they can get happy in the same pants they get mad in.
06:11Frankie's gone, everybody.
06:13I definitely think that we should raise our hands for Frankie.
06:15One of the blueprints for Dragula.
06:17Frankie looked great the first episode.
06:20It's a circumstance of being placed by their own teammates.
06:23You're being put up against Abora, Cynthia Dahl, Dahlia Black,
06:27and these are heavy hitters coming into the competition right off the bat.
06:31And I think Frankie, it's a little quieter compared to them.
06:34Frankie's drag just hasn't evolved, bless your little heart.
06:38But it's just, it's the same.
06:40And I love her, but it's the fucking same.
06:43How was the jump?
06:44Amazing.
06:45Such a rush of serotonin.
06:46The jump was amazing.
06:47So fucking fun.
06:48So fucking much.
06:49I got to do it for free, so thanks, girls.
06:50Yeah!
06:51Bungie jumping was a nightmare.
06:53It happened way too fast to really know what happened.
06:56But, uh, it's a one time thing.
06:59The scariest part for me with bungee jumping was almost hitting the top of the bridge when I bounced back up.
07:06It was actually terrifying and I could almost touch it with my hand.
07:09I literally jumped off a fucking bridge.
07:12Now that shit was insane.
07:13I thought I was going to die.
07:15But here I am living because I survived through the fucking night and I can't wait to tell Blackberry how I feel.
07:21It feels amazing to be back, but how dare some of y'all to put me in the bottom.
07:26You know the two that I'm talking about.
07:28We did not have a choice.
07:29You know what we had to do.
07:30And you also know that JK did our whole number.
07:32It would have been kind of fucked up to put him down there.
07:34We all had to vote for somebody and I did more work.
07:37And they were in the top.
07:39And I don't know if Blackberry can bungee jump.
07:41I would never say your name and I would have never said your name.
07:45So you guys lost the conclusion while I am in this competition and I hope you realize that.
07:49To be fair, I didn't say your name until I had to.
07:51But you didn't even bother to tell Blackberry I already made a pinky promise to Cynthia that I would not say her name.
07:57What do you mean I didn't bother?
07:58Not a pinky promise.
07:59You broke a pinky promise.
08:01Pinky promise is a legally binding agreement between two adults who act like children.
08:07Pinky promises are sacred.
08:09A pinky promise means shit.
08:11A pinky promise is sacred.
08:13It means everything to me.
08:17I think a pinky promise is dumb.
08:19And I definitely think that she overreacted.
08:21I'm sorry that I had to do it.
08:22I'm glad you're back.
08:23Blackberry, you didn't even think life.
08:25I didn't.
08:26I know you didn't.
08:27Because you just said that y'all had a deal to help each other just now.
08:30Oh, that is my sister.
08:31You know that.
08:32I let you talk, but let me talk.
08:33I went with what I felt was right.
08:35And I don't care that you're hurt.
08:37I'm sorry, but we went.
08:38You're sorry.
08:39Well, like I just said, let me finish.
08:41Let me finish.
08:42I went with what the judges said.
08:44And if you're mad at that, I'm sorry.
08:46I can't help that.
08:47Because I don't feel bad.
08:48You can stay mad.
08:49I'm going to sleep well with the decision I made.
08:51I think it's a little exhausting that she's trying to blame me for everything instead of owning up to the fact that she just didn't have a good lip sync.
09:00And whether she likes it or not, I made the decision that I thought was the best decision.
09:04Cynthia, at some point, is going to get her revenge.
09:08Cynthia always gets even, which is why I will never cross her.
09:12I'm a little tired of this childish bullshit.
09:15So I think it's time for us to take a peek around and see what the fuck is going on.
09:18I want to know where I am.
09:20Yeah, okay.
09:29Everywhere we look, it is just rusted old trinkets.
09:32Arcades, bars, neon.
09:34This is actually incredible.
09:36And it's so nice to be out in the world again.
09:38Everything is magical.
09:40I see a moon, and I'm climbing the moon, and I love it.
09:44We went out to the moon hut, and we prayed to the aliens.
09:48And then we went dancing.
09:50It was amazing.
09:51Kind of like Burning Man.
09:53I've been to Burning Man ten times.
09:55Neotropolis.
09:56Oh, is that where we are?
09:57Yeah.
09:58Neotropolis.
09:59There's a club.
10:01They have a club.
10:03To be honest, I don't really know exactly what you would call this area, but it seems like a shopping center area, like some sort of exchange of goods.
10:12So as we're walking around, I'm seeing all these cool sets of different displays of things, and they're kind of interactive.
10:21So I'm just beeping and bopping around, you know, and having a good old time.
10:25Everyone's walking around at this festival with these incredible costumes.
10:28They take it very seriously, and I think they all look better than we do.
10:32This place is really cool, and it's better than I expected it to be.
10:37I'm seeing lots of lights.
10:39I feel illuminated.
10:41Jade and Priscilla are probably at the bar.
10:44So this place is fucking awesome, but they have a bring your own fucking cup rule?
10:48It's fucking weird.
10:49What are we doing if we're not at a bar?
10:51Ask Dahlia.
10:52She knows.
10:53Let me please be very clear.
10:54I do not have an issue with other people drinking.
10:57However, we're here to do a job, and you would never show up to the job drunk.
11:02Unless you're Jade Jolie, I guess.
11:06Well, bitches, I'm back.
11:07I'm surprised, though, that there is...
11:09You're surprised Dahlia's back, too?
11:10Yes, and I'm surprised that only Frankie got eliminated.
11:12Like, there's fucking, what, 14 of us?
11:14Um, I'm not really inspired by anything Dahlia's ever done.
11:17I mean, she clearly has talent, but the imagination just really isn't there.
11:23Us going into that fucking cauldron, and then her calling us out, and then calling us...
11:27Basically, like, assuming that we were drunk.
11:28You quite literally didn't even want to practice the night that I was there.
11:30You guys were drinking.
11:31She fucked up everything for us.
11:33She just makes everyone uneasy on cast, and I just...
11:36I can't wait to put her in the bottom again.
11:38Did you guys also feel it was really convenient to bring up being bipolar after you lose an argument?
11:42Just to be, like, transparent, I was diagnosed in 2020 with bipolar disorder, and I have a tendency to show up to a knife fight with a nuclear warhead.
11:50I don't remember it the way that you guys do.
11:53Like, no offense, I did that on season four already, so...
11:55No, but I just felt like it was such a reach for sympathy when you just picked a fight with everyone, and then you lost the fight.
12:02I take being bipolar very seriously.
12:04I go through therapy, and thanks to Dragula, they really got me on a good page.
12:07How convenient to bring up being bipolar after you just lost a fight.
12:11Girl, being bipolar is so season four, and it's not an excuse for a poor personality and shitty actions.
12:18It is what it is.
12:19I did feel very attacked in Cauldron.
12:20I think Jade came at me way too strong.
12:22The Cauldron was a wild ride.
12:24Her and I have a tendency to, like, butt heads.
12:27I hope that that was it for this season with her, because, like, I hate fighting with her.
12:31It's very uncomfortable.
12:32Whoa.
12:33Moving forward, do you guys trust Dahlia?
12:36No.
12:37Not as far as I could throw her, but...
12:39You could throw her right now.
12:40Yeah.
12:41So, fuck her.
12:43How do you feel?
12:44I mean, relieved.
12:45I'm very relieved that I didn't have to go plungy jumping.
12:47And as promised, we have the power to save one of you.
12:53Sigourney, you are safe.
12:55And we'll live to haunt another day.
12:58I do get how she would feel, like, personally attacked.
13:01So, I've decided that I'm voting for Sigourney Beaver.
13:04I have a little rock in my shoe since season four, so I'm voting for Sigourney.
13:09Based on the critiques, I'm voting for Zavaleta.
13:13Zava would have reacted the same way.
13:15It had to be somebody.
13:16Honestly, Zava would have been more explosive.
13:19Well, I don't know why people were calling it an easy target.
13:21It was a fair choice for our group.
13:23I regret the attitude that is her mistrusting every single thing from everybody.
13:27Like, when I say to you, you know, I've got nothing left to lose.
13:30And she's like, really?
13:32You don't, you really don't have anything left to lose?
13:35At the same time, I will.
13:36Like, are we making threats now?
13:37I've got nothing else left to lose for a reason.
13:40Nothing else to lose?
13:41I've got nothing else to lose because I won't.
13:43Even though the boule saved her, I think it still made a very clear message.
13:47And I don't think that fucking vote was wasted.
13:49So she can try to make herself feel better by saying something like that.
13:52But, honey, you used your get-out-of-jail-free card.
13:55And nobody is safe.
13:56The first episode.
13:57Nobody is safe.
13:58So have fun.
13:59She truly thinks she's untouchable.
14:01Honey.
14:02From my perspective, the way that I took it as Sigourney was using her fan base to kind of threaten the other competitors.
14:09And she was also saying things that made it seem like she was implying that the boule's had some sort of favoritism towards her.
14:16Based off of my observations, I don't think anybody is untouchable in this competition.
14:21Sister, I'm so happy you're back.
14:23Eeeee!
14:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:26How are you going to deal with Blackberry and Jari?
14:28Because those were your girls, and you seem very upset still.
14:32I don't necessarily know exactly what I'm doing moving forward, but I have targets.
14:37And Blackberry is my number one, and that berry is going to get squished.
14:42Mark, my fucking work, bitch!
14:45I think it was pretty immature of her to take it that way.
14:48I don't even know if it's worth my time.
14:49I'm not mad about it.
14:51I think she's the one that's hurt, but I think she's hurt for the wrong reasons.
14:54And, JK, I'm very, very happy that you didn't say either of their names,
14:57because I didn't want to say either of their names.
14:59So I was happy about that, and I actually fucking like you.
15:03Yes!
15:04Shock of the...
15:05Yes!
15:06Blackberry, Jaharia, and myself all voted for Cynthia to go into the bottom.
15:11But somehow Blackberry and Jaharia are the only ones she's mad at.
15:15And I'm suddenly her best friend.
15:17And I don't know if she's pieced this together, but I'm just going to enjoy it.
15:21To be honest, I could care less about what these bitches have to say right now.
15:24I heard there's a club.
15:25Let's get fucking wasted.
15:26Let's get fucking wasted.
15:27Let's get fucking wasted.
15:33Hey!
15:34Big Sally!
15:35Let me, in there.
15:36Everybody İyi, what are they doing?
15:37ma90s
15:38Masara
15:40Alright!
15:41Oh, can we do anything here.
15:42Let's land.
15:43Everything lives in.
15:44Mother of God is completely disting あ thoseð然後k12歳.
15:46I'mhh!
15:47And I'm sorry!
15:48What are they doing?
15:49What are they doing?
15:50Hmm?
15:51It is so bad.
15:52But I had to get fucking leadership in bringing up your friends.
15:54What are they doing?
15:55Why are they enemies coming together?
15:56Like a guysart really die
15:58I'm really, D I'm really excited.
15:59Bye...
16:00We're okay.
17:31A neon-drenched desert wasteland crawling with cyberpunks, mutants, and malfunctioning
17:38minds.
17:39It's part rave, part sci-fi nightmare.
17:41And this week, you'll be performing live on stage for its twisted inhabitants.
17:46No retakes, no mercy, just chaos.
17:50You'll split into three bands and create a hardcore drag lip sync to a song close to
17:56our cold, dead hearts.
17:58Concept, choreography, and costume.
18:01It's all on you.
18:03And before you start picking favorites, we've already chosen your bandmates for you.
18:10Let's see how well you play with monsters you load.
18:13Some of us have made a career out of it.
18:18It's true.
18:19And don't forget your look.
18:21You'll each design a cyberpunk monster of rock ensemble to model right here in the unforgiving
18:26desert.
18:27It's a cyber monsters of rock challenge.
18:30Come the fuck on.
18:31We're in the desert.
18:32This is about to be the hottest shit you've ever seen.
18:34Cyber monsters of rock.
18:35Because if I didn't already feel so much pressure to live up to the French kiss that I did from
18:41season four, now I got to do cyber?
18:44Like, what?
18:46Now, let the games begin.
19:01We are literally in the fucking desert getting our makeup done, bitches.
19:05In a tent.
19:07So my team is Disasterina, Jade, Sigourney, and Blackberry.
19:11We're the mech fucks.
19:12So our concept is little...
19:15What the fuck is our concept?
19:17We picked the name out of a hat.
19:20My idea was tongue punch.
19:22I thought it was funny.
19:24Yeah.
19:24My team consists of me as the lead singer, Priscilla on guitar, Zavaleta on bass, and
19:31Cynthia Dahl on drums.
19:32And together, we make up skin tag.
19:35Can't get rid of us.
19:37So my team is me, Jaharia, Loras, and Dahlia, and we are Plated Steel.
19:44Plated Steel!
19:46Right now, I really just want to fucking take down Sigourney's team.
19:50Yeah, I mean, someone's team has to be in the bottom.
19:53I'm not saying I want it to be Eva's, but there's a chance it might be.
19:56Well, I cannot speak for anybody else, but I know skin tag has our shit together.
20:00Okay!
20:01I'm feeling confident.
20:04I trust in my team and my team's abilities, and I think we work really well together.
20:09We are literally in a season of Icon and Legends, and then there's Blackberry.
20:15I'm sorry.
20:16I'm sorry.
20:17This is the finale.
20:18Okay.
20:19Why are you so fake?
20:20Whoa!
20:21I thought we were friends, girl.
20:22Says the girl who made an alliance behind my back and wants me to honor an alliance,
20:25and I'm not in.
20:26Baby, what was behind your fucking back, bitch?
20:28One, all I'm going to say about the situation-
20:29Like you didn't know to Haya with my sister?
20:31All I'm going to say about this situation, because I don't have the time to play with
20:36you-
20:37Yeah, you don't have the time.
20:38All of us are throwing on makeup, and you're not done, bitch.
20:39I don't.
20:40I don't need to have someone try to make me feel bad about something I don't feel bad.
20:43Baby, how about your friend?
20:44Yes.
20:45How about your fucking friend?
20:46And you didn't act like-
20:47And you didn't act like a friend.
20:48How about that?
20:49Oh, I didn't act like-
20:50Because you put my ass at the fucking bottom.
20:51As the judges told me to do.
20:54Well, the judges told you to do that.
20:55The judges put a knife on your side and said you need to put Cynthia Dahl up for extermination.
20:59It's better, it's better you than me.
21:01Get it together, bitch.
21:03It's better you than me.
21:04You know what?
21:05I'll say that for the judge Dahl.
21:06Oh, baby.
21:07That's not all.
21:08You have a lot of work to do.
21:09Get it together.
21:10Hopefully you make it next week.
21:11And I will, honey.
21:12I'll be around for a long ass time like a fucking skin tag.
21:15I'm not here for the drama.
21:17Can I put my makeup on in peace, please?
21:20I think Cynthia, they taking it real, personal?
21:25They're going in too hard on Blackberry.
21:28Blackberry's been nothing but professional, nothing but nice.
21:32To everybody.
21:33Cynthia Dahl knows how to hold a grudge.
21:35Speaking of skin tags, Mimi, Jade talked a lot of shit about Dahlia today.
21:40I'm getting ready.
21:41I don't care.
21:42She can keep her opinions to herself.
21:44We can chat about it later.
21:45It's not that deep to me.
21:46Priscilla, I need a shot.
21:48I'm drunk.
21:49Again?
21:50Ooh!
21:51It works for this challenge.
21:52Stay drunk.
21:53You need another?
22:10Fingey.
22:11помощи해주ces,
22:12oglousan bridge
22:15Covid.
22:19Attention competitors!
22:20Attention competitors.
22:21Attention competitors!
22:22You can't work in these conditions!
22:23The floor show is about to win.
22:25The floor show is about to win.
22:28God.
22:29Finally, definitely.
22:30So, if I can't pledge?
22:40Ah, you got that bugger.
22:54Thank you, Prince Paul.
22:55Right here.
22:56Rejected.
23:10welcome to neotropolis uglies tonight we've challenged our ghouls to break up into bands
23:28and put together a rock and roll cyberpunk floor show at neotropolis in front of a live audience
23:34we'll be judging them on their ability to work as a group how they perform individually and the
23:41craftsmanship and creativity of their loves now live via satellite our first judge of the evening
23:47she's an actor director and star of some of netflix's scariest shows including midnight mass
23:52the hunting of hill house and the fall of the house of usher the beautiful kate siegel
23:57hello what an absolutely disgusting honor it is to be here also joining us tonight is film
24:05producer vp of development for blumhouse and hardcore rock and roll cyber fan the dashing
24:11mr ryan turk so excited to see the monsters of rock get unleashed we were there now it's showtime
24:22so
24:29so
24:36so
29:43Oh, I cannot believe my hair looks so laid after wearing this helmet on.
29:54Did she look good?
29:55All right, so what did you think of our band's performances?
29:58I love Cyber Pussy Battle of the Drag Bands.
30:03I came up with it myself.
30:03I don't want to do Monsters of Rock any other way from this point forward.
30:07I feel spoiled.
30:08I had so much fun in the desert and I think they did too.
30:11Let's talk about Cynthia, J.K., J.K., Zava, and Priscilla.
30:14I thought J.K. was kind of incredible as a lead.
30:18They had a story.
30:19I really liked this clapback to Mad Max and it felt very punk rock.
30:24I think so too.
30:24And he knew the words.
30:26They were a great live stage performer.
30:28I think they really stole the show.
30:30I do want to kind of give Zava a moment because it was outrageous with a giant cape and I loved it.
30:37Let's talk about Jaharia, Dahlia, Loris, and Eva.
30:40Say that three times fast.
30:42What?
30:44You can barely say it once.
30:46They were very strong.
30:48I think Dahlia did excellent as a lead singer.
30:51Do you?
30:52You don't think so?
30:53I wouldn't say she killed it.
30:54I think that when she was on, she killed it.
30:57But for 40% of the show, it almost felt like, oh, this is the moment for someone else to shine.
31:01Let me kind of stand over here.
31:03That's fair.
31:04Eva was a standout for me.
31:05Eva had a real...
31:07How am I going to say that?
31:09How are you going to say that?
31:10I'm going to figure it out.
31:11I'm going to try it again.
31:12Okay.
31:12Okay, let's see how I do this time.
31:14Yeah.
31:14I think Eva had a...
31:16Okay, sorry.
31:16Oh my God, I hate her.
31:18I hate her.
31:19I think Eva has a real command of the drums.
31:23I kind of felt like Eva literally could have been the drummer for Ministry last night.
31:28What did you think of Loris?
31:30I thought Loris made a really smart decision by doing the Liberty Spikes.
31:33And maybe it stopped right there.
31:35I thought the performance was a little disconnected.
31:38Kind of guitaring, but kind of not.
31:40I think on closer inspection, I noticed, like you said, she wasn't playing the guitar and all that sort of thing.
31:46So it was not their best.
31:47And band number three, which is basically all the rest of them.
31:50Yeah.
31:51I think they were the fan favorite last night.
31:53I think Obora had everything to do with that.
31:55Obora is showing up this season.
31:57This is the Obora I wish we had gotten on Titans 1.
32:00But you know what?
32:01Sometimes third time's a charm, right?
32:03Third time hopefully is a charm.
32:04Yeah.
32:04Let's move over to Jade.
32:06What are your thoughts?
32:07I was not wowed.
32:09It was very middle of the road as far as the performance and the look.
32:14Unfortunately, because look, Jade is incredible and she's such a great live performer.
32:18Like, I'm kind of surprised.
32:19She's really not showing up.
32:21I mean, she's definitely showing up in the labs.
32:24She's showing up to spoil Dahlia, but she's not showing up on stage.
32:28The thing is, I don't want to send anybody home who's trying to fight somebody else because it's juicy.
32:33I know.
32:34Her outfit's got to get better.
32:35We need her around.
32:36I need someone to throw a drink or a chicken or something this season.
32:39Before we begin, I want to remind you all that we are not here to judge your drag.
33:03Drag is art and art is subjective.
33:05What we are judging you on is how your look and performance align with this week's assignment.
33:11And speaking of, tonight you will be judged as groups, but you will be scored on your individual performances and looks in the Battle of the Bands.
33:22Let's talk about skin tag.
33:24Skin tag.
33:26You had good ideas that weren't fully executed.
33:29For example, my two little green kissing Teletubbies.
33:32I wish that had gone further, like I was looking for Phil.
33:36I wanted something that didn't feel like a normal concert.
33:39And Cynthia.
33:40Hi.
33:41I love your outfit.
33:43Stellar work all around.
33:45You're fusing the industrial rock of ministry, cyberpunk aesthetic, and I think you all got that really well.
33:51Priscilla, it looks like you just, like, tore right out of a computer, which is awesome.
33:56But then at the same time, you're also equipped with a very GWAR-esque prop, and I really wanted to see that put to use.
34:03I was going to do it, but with all the big costumes and everything, I just decided to save it to show it to you today, which should have done it last night, but what are we going to do?
34:12Cynthia, you also have a prop as well.
34:14Can I see?
34:14So this is my keytar.
34:16It's one of my favorite instruments, and it shoots out blood.
34:19I love it.
34:20I love it.
34:20I kind of wish I saw a little bit of that.
34:23Unfortunately, due to hiccups in the performance, we were unable to see it.
34:27And tension is fabulous, but what we see in the performance is what is going to be judged.
34:32And I think last night we saw a beast on the drums.
34:35We saw a heavy hitter leading the band, and I think the energy could have been a lot better and higher between Zava and Priscilla.
34:43It fell flat.
34:45Yeah, tongue to tongue.
34:46JK, you did a stellar job as the lead singer.
34:49I love that you jumped in the crowd and got interactive with him.
34:53That's what a rock show is supposed to be.
34:55You have a tramp stamp?
34:56I do.
34:57I do.
34:57I also have a tramp stamp.
34:58No.
34:59Did my hooker mark show?
35:01It did.
35:01It was amazing.
35:03From the sounds of it, my band is getting very much mixed critiques.
35:07I'm not really quite for sure where we place on the spectrum.
35:10Moving on to Macbox.
35:12Oh, I'm like, fuck.
35:16No, Macbox.
35:17You guys had the highest highs for me and the lowest lows for me.
35:21I thought all of you individually had a remarkable energy, but I felt as a whole, you weren't in tune with each other.
35:28I'm not sure that, like, Sexy and Monster and Scavenger and Rick from Rick and Morty and Harley Quinn are all working together in the same band.
35:40That's fine.
35:40Blackberry, I hate to say that the power glove that you have on, not a good choice for drums if you're on drums.
35:47Really tough.
35:48I could see you struggling with that.
35:50Yeah.
35:50Sigourney, you kept the audience entertained.
35:53Jade, definitely delivering more on the monster.
35:56Wish there was more and more of the cyberpunk, looking for more neon.
35:59And I think that I wanted more energy.
36:02Yeah, Jade, when you were performing, I just didn't feel the energy from you.
36:05You almost seemed like a little bit catatonic.
36:09Okay.
36:09Abora, I think you lit up, and you were so great to go out into the crowd and interact with them.
36:15It's one of your strengths, and it worked really well.
36:18I think it pushed your band over the top.
36:20Zazarina, I love this Ziggy Stardust fantasy.
36:23I believe you exist in that world.
36:25Oh, thank you so much.
36:27Sigourney, I fucking love the hair, but I think this was a missed opportunity.
36:31You could have given us something visually stunning.
36:34I thought the performance was really solid.
36:35I just would have liked a little bit more from the look.
36:37I knew that this was going to be a performance challenge.
36:39I wanted to wear something that was going to be good for me to perform in.
36:44And that just happens to be small.
36:47So I am just totally blindsided.
36:49Maybe I'm completely delusional.
36:51I don't know.
36:51It's also a hobby of mine.
36:52But I got, like, a lot of negative responses, and the rest of my team kind of got great ones.
36:59And last but not least, Plated Steel.
37:01Plated Steel!
37:03Plated Steel!
37:04You four are my favorite of the lot.
37:06Uh, it played to everything.
37:09Slipknot, and Judas Priest, and Fear Factory, and Ministry, and all of that.
37:14And you got the assignment.
37:15Jaharia, you're a star.
37:17I will buy tickets to the tour.
37:19Very believable on the drums, Eva.
37:21I love this cod piece.
37:23Ten points.
37:24It might be ten points.
37:27Question.
37:28Dahlia, where's the hair?
37:29Oh, I made this originally, and I just wanted to show it to you guys.
37:33But I loved the big hair.
37:36There were a couple of moments where I saw you sort of step to the side, and I kind of almost
37:40felt like your mind was wandering or something.
37:42I don't know what it was.
37:43I struggled, um, I was, like, learning the lyrics, so that was probably what you were saying
37:47was me, like, going, oh, fuck.
37:50Yeah, you were thinking, and I think during a performance like that, I just wanted to see
37:53you feeling.
37:55Loris, the performance, it was at 50%, and I wanted it at 150%.
38:00You got to realize that you have a four-and-a-half-minute song to grab me by the throat and choke me,
38:06and I want to be choked.
38:07Absolutely.
38:08I do feel like at some point, you forgot you were playing guitar because you weren't moving
38:13your arm at all.
38:14So, you were just sort of...
38:16I got a cram.
38:17But I was like, she's playing the guitar.
38:21Yeah.
38:21Can we talk about the pants?
38:23Yes.
38:24It just brought back all of my worst memories working on Hot Topic.
38:27The pants look like they can fit me, and I shop at the plus-size store, so I don't
38:33know, girl.
38:34But then we get to Jaharia.
38:36What a showstopper.
38:39You just kept getting my eye.
38:41You pop on camera.
38:42You just come alive when it's on you.
38:44I love that you made this guitar and smashed it.
38:47You killed it.
38:48All eyes should be on the vocalist sometimes, but when you fall out, Dahlia, if you forgot
38:53the lyrics, I knew to look at Jaharia.
38:55I was half expecting you to take the moment and be the lead.
38:58It was a thought at first, but I kind of wanted to really eat on the guitar, and I worked
39:04really hard on it, so I wanted to showcase it, and then smashing it was kind of fucking
39:07amazing.
39:07It's a risky thing to do, putting yourself as a guitarist versus the lead singer, but
39:11if it's done right, it's very impressive, and you did it right.
39:14Thank you so much.
39:15Now that team I did get to see perform, and the three of them doing that simultaneous drop
39:21split was deadly.
39:23Amazing.
39:24I was shook.
39:25I loved it.
39:26It was so cool!
39:27Cynthia, La Zabaletta, Sigourney, Blackberry, Disasterina, Dahlia, and Eva.
39:37You are all safe this week and may leave the stage.
39:41I'm grateful to be safe.
39:43I hear all these people that get upset that they're not in the top and just say, I'm happy
39:48for what I have.
39:49Real talk, I'm happy I'm safe and relieved because I was watermelon cantalouping it, but
39:54the thing is that the judges were all convinced I knew the words, so because of that, I wanted
39:59higher marks than I wanted to place at least in the top, and I'm also frustrated I didn't
40:03wear this hair into judgment because they're all, like, talking about this cunty wig, and
40:07I'm like, oh, I made this headpiece, can I show it?
40:09And they're like, yeah, show the headpiece, and I'm like, fuck, I shouldn't have shown
40:12the headpiece, I just wore the fucking hair.
40:16Jaharia, Abora, and JK.
40:21You three scored the highest in this week's challenge.
40:27However, as you know, there can only be one Neo champion of our cyberpunk fan battle tonight,
40:32and that winner is...
40:40Jaharia.
40:41Fuck yes!
40:42Congratulations.
40:43Good job, babe.
40:44Oh, that's so cool.
40:46You deserve it.
40:47I feel amazing.
40:48First challenge on Dragula.
40:52You did a fantastic job.
40:53You sucked everyone's eyes on you.
40:55You sucked everyone.
40:56You sucked everyone, and that's why you won.
40:59No.
41:00Thank you so much.
41:02You three may leave the stage.
41:04Being the first person who wasn't a lead singer, who got a win, and making history, is fucking iconic.
41:12That leaves Loras, Jade, and Priscilla.
41:17Your frequencies failed to sync with the crowd, which means two of you will be facing the ghostly gallows.
41:27I feel fucking horrible.
41:29I am honestly deteriorating inside, and on top of it, to make it even fucking worse, my best friend's standing right next to me.
41:36We're going to release you to the cauldron for holo cocktails to cool your systems off, while we decide your fate.
41:44I 100% without a doubt, and I'm not just being picky and picking favorites, but me and Priscilla deserve to stay.
41:59We all played guitar, and the only one of us that dropped the ball and stopped playing was Loras.
42:03Loras, she said that you just stopped playing the guitar, and I played the fuck out of that fucking guitar.
42:08So I don't personally feel that I dropped the ball in a performance challenge.
42:12Loras, day one, whenever we had to vote for people in our fucking groups out, you said,
42:17since I can't vote for myself, I guess I'm going to pick this person.
42:20I am voting for Disasterina simply because I was not allowed to vote for myself.
42:26Loras, I'm sorry, but I feel like the confidence is not there.
42:29Those are very bold words coming from someone walking around in a PVC jumpsuit.
42:33Woo!
42:34Okay, thank you for that.
42:35This shit is fucking custom completely.
42:37Also, wait a minute.
42:38Wait a minute.
42:39Bitch, I fixed that for you.
42:41Your shit fell apart and you were boo-hooing backstage.
42:43Oh my God.
42:44And where were you?
42:45Oh my God.
42:46You were there thanking me while I was sewing your shit up for you so that you'd have something to wear.
42:49You can all kiss my face.
42:50No, and you may not like what the fuck I'm wearing, but what I can say is I made everything head to toe.
42:55Okay, baby, I made shit too.
42:56Since you want to say that I'm not confident, I'm particularly tired of this narrative that I'm not fucking confident.
43:02You're just boring to watch.
43:03Guys, guys, guys, don't.
43:05But you are.
43:06I literally...
43:07You're boring.
43:08I want her to stay and I want you to go.
43:09Let them have it.
43:10Lama.
43:11And the spirit of speaking up one date, I don't appreciate you hopping in.
43:12I'm sorry.
43:13Yeah, when you were just telling me not to come on Priscilla.
43:14You're right.
43:15You're right.
43:16You're right.
43:17You're right.
43:18You're right.
43:19You're right.
43:20You're right.
43:21You're right.
43:22You're right.
43:23Who agrees that I did not agree to be in the bottom.
43:25Loris and Priscilla are raising really good points, but I really don't know who's stupider.
43:30From week one, you shot yourself in the fucking foot.
43:33Maybe you're right.
43:34Maybe that was the wrong fucking move in that moment.
43:36It was the wrong move, period.
43:37I agree, but don't gang up on the girl.
43:40Rule number one in any competition ever.
43:42I don't care how much you believe it.
43:43You never say you would vote for yourself because you look like a weak ass bitch.
43:47I'm not going to sit here like a dog and let people shit talk me and say that I don't
43:51deserve to be here.
43:52Woo!
43:53Oh, you found your confidence, Cal.
43:54Good job.
43:55I didn't find my confidence.
43:56I've been confident the whole time.
43:57It just took you being in the bottom to find it.
43:59I'm a good person and I-
44:00But that has nothing to do with it.
44:01I don't throw people under the bus because I'm in a bad situation.
44:04I just say you're boring TV.
44:05Both of you have told me in the past that you support me, that you stick up for me.
44:09I do.
44:10As soon as you're in trouble, as soon as you guys are in the bottom.
44:13Let's not talk.
44:14Loris, I care about you, but I care more and fuck about winning this competition.
44:16And you know why?
44:17Hey, girl.
44:18Because I came here on my season with $50 in my goddamn pocket.
44:20Uh-uh.
44:21Came here with Goodwill clothes.
44:22And you know what?
44:23I say each and every single one of those bitches fucking home.
44:25Priscilla, are you done?
44:26Woo!
44:29Why are you getting so upset whenever all I did-
44:31You guys are ganging up on her.
44:33What's not to get upset about?
44:35It's both of you tap-teaming her.
44:37What you're not gonna do is kick me while I'm down.
44:40That's what the fuck you're not gonna do.
44:42This is my time to prove why I need to be here.
44:45And I'm not about to be stepped on or talked over.
44:48Even by Priscilla.
44:49Okay, can I bring the energy to the group?
44:52I really have something on my chest.
44:54Sure.
44:55Okay.
44:56This is very serious.
44:57I don't think this is a joke.
44:59Nobody likes a fucking suck-up.
45:01I hear conversations around the room.
45:04Dahlia, she's going under the rug to production.
45:10And I'm telling you right now, stop being a fucking snitch.
45:13And when you talk shit behind my back, just remember that the walls are very thin and we all communicate with one another.
45:20So who are you talking about?
45:21Yeah, go on.
45:22Yeah.
45:23Dahlia.
45:24Oh?
45:25Oh shit.
45:26Ketamine is prescribed in New York City.
45:28If I'm on my medication, I'm doing my job.
45:31Dahlia's really pissing everybody off.
45:34She's running to production and tattling on people all the time.
45:38She's tattling on Zava to production about Zava's prescription.
45:42Also that, like, about Priscilla and Jade drinking a bunch.
45:46Their room was looked at to find bottles.
45:48It's one thing to try to get people thrown out of the competition.
45:53It's another to take it to this level.
45:56But you know what?
45:57I am not on ketamine.
45:58I'm playing the fucking character that I'm just on ketamine and I'm just so bad.
46:03It's the ketamine.
46:04I didn't appreciate it.
46:08I did say something about the ketamine and I didn't realize it was prescribed in New York.
46:11And in my defense, you were like, I'm on ketamine, he he he.
46:14So I thought you were on ketamine.
46:15How am I supposed to know that you're taking something for mental health reasons
46:18when you're talking about it in a way that's recreational?
46:21She's telling me she's fucked up and that the ketamine's hitting her hard.
46:24In a competition surrounded by a bunch of people who like to party,
46:27she is falling into the same category by telling me that she's fucked up, you know?
46:32Do your research.
46:33It is.
46:34It's prescribed for depression.
46:35I mean, that is my ignorance.
46:36I do apologize.
46:37I did not know.
46:38Prescriptions don't come in baggies.
46:39Someone's gonna fact check this.
46:42This is definitely gonna make it in the Reddit.
46:44I don't appreciate you going around talking shit.
46:49And yes, Cynthia, she was sucking shit behind your back too.
46:52What the fuck were you saying about me?
46:54Oh God, she's activated.
46:55I honestly don't know what she's talking about.
46:57No, no, Laza Valetta.
46:58Please elaborate or extrapolate.
46:59You helped her.
47:00You walked away and she started saying,
47:02I fucking hate this bitch.
47:04I'm starting to see the Zava that I know back in Brooklyn,
47:07a shit-stirring liar on ketamine that just starts shit for no reason.
47:11So I will wait for my moment for everyone else to see who she is before I jump in there,
47:16because it's coming up.
47:18I'm giving you a warning.
47:20Stop it, girl.
47:21People are catching up and you don't want a target because you're back.
47:33I should say because I'm a goddamn titan.
47:35I rose above every single challenge that's ever been thrown at me in my life
47:38and there's a reason why I'm back here.
47:40And I am going to be your winner.
47:42It's really hitting me that people are going to have to go home in this competition
47:47and lose their dream and go to hell.
47:52Priscilla, Loris, and Jade.
47:54The three of you have scored the lowest
47:56and two of you will ascend the staircase of souls to the ghostly gallows.
48:04Priscilla.
48:12Your soul has been spared.
48:13Yes.
48:14And you will continue the competition here in purgatory.
48:17I am so grateful that I'm safe.
48:19This was way, way too close for comfort.
48:21Anything can happen in this competition.
48:23And now I have to watch both of my friends face the ghostly gallows.
48:27Loris and Jade.
48:29Please ascend the staircase of souls behind you to the ghostly gallows,
48:33where the final fate of your souls will be decided
48:36and where one of you will be dropped into the pit of oblivion
48:39and returned to darkness.
48:42I think it's Jade's time to go home.
48:44I think Jade is here to stir the pot, to yell and fight.
48:48But I have yet to see something from Jade that warrants the mouth.
48:53I think Loris is going to go home because the Boulays said this season
48:56that they want to see claws out.
48:58And she's been doing nothing but biting them nails,
49:00talking about putting herself in the bottom.
49:03I'm not deaf or stupid.
49:05I know that arguably I got the worst critiques on stage today.
49:09But I am from season one.
49:12And I think I deserve my spot here.
49:14And I'm not ready to go.
49:16I put everything on the line to be here.
49:18This means so much to me.
49:20This is like a new lease on life.
49:21I want people to see that I have worth.
49:23That all these years of Jack, I'm more than a joke.
49:26And I love this brand.
49:27I want to be part of it.
49:28I want people to see this new version of me that I just don't feel was seen on season four.
49:33None of these girls know what this means to me.
49:44Jade.
49:45Oh, Jade is gonna be a nightmare next week.
49:47Jade's gonna be a nightmare next week.
49:52I am so grateful that I'm spared.
49:54This is a second chance, and I'm not gonna fuck it up this time.
49:59Oh, Jade's gonna be a nightmare next week.
50:00Loris really said,
50:01I am so grateful that I'm spared.
50:09This is a second chance
50:11and I'm not going to fuck it up this time.
50:13Oh, Jade's going to be a nightmare next week.
50:15Jade's going to make everyone's life a living hell
50:18for better or worse.
50:19And all I know is that stirring up shit
50:22isn't going to get you a win.
50:23So I hope she brings something incredible.
50:25I'm not surprised that Jade survived
50:26because she still has a job to do,
50:29which is making our lives a living hell.
50:32For you and the rest of your fellow competitors,
50:35the Battle of the Titans continues.
50:40It was really just like that.
50:59Frankie and Laura.
51:29No, I don't think we're quite done with you yet.
51:37Get up.
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