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00:01Previously on Dragula...
00:03I feel like I don't belong.
00:05I feel like I'm not ready to be in the competition.
00:07Majesty has a tendency of making everything about her.
00:10I feel like Auntie comes for people when she sees a weakness.
00:13You must break up into three groups of three
00:16and perform together as a terrifying trio
00:19while lip-syncing to our new song, The Ghost Train.
00:23There can only be one chief conductor on tonight's train to nowhere,
00:27and that ghostly great is...
00:30Aurora Cosmic.
00:34VV the Force and Grey Matter.
00:37You will both face this week's extermination.
00:39You will leave the stage and immediately be taken to our newest invention,
00:43our Tesla Coil of Turmoil.
00:46To be honest, I'll be pissed if you go home.
00:48If I could volunteer, I would.
00:57The Ghost Train
01:14Eastern The Ghost Train
01:19The Ghost Train
01:22Welcome to our dark theater, Uglys,
01:25where the sinister spotlight shines on terror
01:28and the stars don't always make it to the final battle.
01:33Our competitors will need more than just stage presence
01:35to survive tonight's challenge.
01:38It's Broadway with a body count.
01:41Yes, they'll sing, they'll dance,
01:43and some might just drop dead from the pressure.
01:46Wouldn't that be fantastic?
01:49Break a leg?
01:51More like break a neck.
01:52The show must go on,
01:54but not everyone will make it to the final act.
01:57It's a deadly game of musical chairs,
01:59and someone's going to be left standing alone in the dark.
02:03So sit back, dear viewers, and enjoy the show.
02:06Tonight's entertainment promises to be killer,
02:08and the show will leave you screaming for an encore
02:11if you survive.
02:22The winner of the Boulay Brothers' Dragula will receive a cash prize of $100,000, courtesy
02:49of us, and the crown and title of Dragula, the world's next drag super monster.
03:19We're back at the coffin table.
03:33Yeah.
03:34Why are we here?
03:35I know.
03:36What's going on?
03:37I'm a little frightened.
03:38I'm really confused as to why me and Pai walked into the lab first.
03:41Like, I'm glad because that's my bitch, but like, where is everybody?
03:45I don't know why Asia and I are walking into the lab alone, but I'm gonna take the opportunity
03:52for what I can and catch up on our alliance because alone time in the mansion fucking doesn't
03:58exist.
03:59We haven't really had an opportunity to like do anything with it yet.
04:01What are the terms?
04:02I don't know.
04:03I definitely, I definitely want to see me and you there like towards the end for sure.
04:07And I think we just have to use each other's strengths to get there.
04:10So far, it's just been for the namesake of having an alliance, but we're gonna make some
04:15big moves real soon.
04:16Do you think you'd want other people in on this?
04:19Not too many.
04:20Did you have anybody in mind?
04:21I mean, Auntie is always high competition.
04:25I go back and forth with her though.
04:26She's been kind of in her head a lot lately.
04:28I don't know if she's gonna be like down to play the game.
04:31Might be better to just keep it tight between us and I don't know, maybe even let her get
04:35herself out.
04:36The number one target is Auntie.
04:37That bitch is a threat look wise and performance wise.
04:40So I want to get that bitch out.
04:43Oh my God.
04:44Oh my God.
04:45Hi.
04:46Uh, the fuck's going on here.
04:49Is this it?
04:50We're the top.
04:51Okay.
04:52I'm good with this.
04:53Do you think it's going to be like a double elimination?
04:55I don't know, but I'm stressed already.
04:58Now I'm scared.
04:59I'm not that scared, but now I kind of am.
05:01I think like, why would you say that?
05:03Oh my God.
05:04Oh my God.
05:05Why?
05:06What's going on?
05:07We have no fucking clue.
05:08Um, I have no idea why we're coming in peers.
05:11I mean, who knows what's going to happen.
05:13It's Dracula.
05:15How many other people are left still for sure?
05:18It's going to be majesty and then whoever made it through the extermination.
05:22I'm getting scared.
05:23What if they both come back?
05:25No.
05:26Wait, who do you think, who do you think is coming back?
05:29Welly, welly, welly, well, motherfucker.
05:31I'm back.
05:33I'm back.
05:34I'm back.
05:35So Vivi's back and Grey's not.
05:38Interesting.
05:39I don't know.
05:40I would have personally picked Grey over Vivi, but that's just me.
05:43Recount the votes.
05:44There is no fucking way that Grey Matter went home over Vivi.
05:49That does not make sense to me at all.
05:51We all came in in pairs.
05:53You're the only one to come in by yourself.
05:55Oh.
05:56Well, I don't know.
05:58What were we missing?
05:59Now I'm really confused.
06:00Uh, majesty, I guess, now.
06:02Now.
06:03Interesting.
06:04But how was, how was it?
06:05How was the electrocution?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Oh my gosh, bitch.
06:08Is that shocking?
06:09I'm so, like, I'm so happy to have done that extermination.
06:11Like, there's all these fucking images.
06:13Oh my god!
06:15What the fuck are you doing here?
06:17Wait a goddamn minute.
06:18What is Grey doing here?
06:20How dare Grey show up and take this moment from me?
06:23What the fuck is going on?
06:25Why is Vivi still here?
06:27The Boulays spared both of them?
06:30It's too early for all that double save shit.
06:33So pairs and solos and where the fuck is Mash?
06:36I thought you were dead, bitch.
06:37I thought you were fucking dead, too.
06:39I was just writing your obituary.
06:41I'm getting really confused because the two people that were up for extermination walked back through the door and I have no idea where majesty is right now.
06:48They were, like, tasering us, like, on our sides and on our legs.
06:53What's that?
06:55We just have an animal.
06:57What the fuck is this note?
06:58What the fuck is this?
06:59I'm just really fucking confused.
07:01What the fuck is this?
07:03What the hell is going on?
07:05It's from majesty.
07:07Oh my god.
07:08It says, I came here to fight my anxiety, not any of you.
07:11I wanted to push myself while helping all of you at the same time.
07:15However, I came into this competition in a very fragile state and I want to be trusted.
07:20But how could I be while I'm still learning to trust myself?
07:23I'm not saying this to just be the bigger person, but because I really have been working on being a better person.
07:29I know this will be a disappointment to a lot of people, but I've decided to remove myself from the game.
07:36I love you uglies.
07:38Heart.
07:39Madge.
07:40I need to leave the show.
07:41Why?
07:42Mentally, I don't know if I'm really prepared for this right now.
07:45It's not anyone specifically, it's really just myself.
07:48This is a feeling that I can't get away from right now.
07:55It's okay.
07:56I'm so afraid to see myself on TV again.
07:59I really, really appreciate this opportunity.
08:01It's unbelievable to be back, but I don't think I'm ready.
08:04Absolutely.
08:05That's fucking crazy.
08:08Whoa.
08:10Holy shit.
08:11I can't imagine like being here and like giving it your all and then like not going that extra mile to like stay.
08:18She was literally breaking out in hives though.
08:21Yeah, and to be fair, she definitely was like, I don't know if I should be here.
08:25I feel like I'm not ready to be in a competition.
08:28I can't trust myself.
08:29I don't know who I am.
08:30I don't know what I want.
08:31I'm going fucking crazy with my anxiety being back on fucking TV again.
08:35It's about you, right?
08:36No.
08:37So it's about you, not me.
08:38It's about you.
08:39It's about, oh, majesty, majesty.
08:41I'm not ready for this.
08:43This is bullshit.
08:45She did say that she was coming here to like reinvent herself and like, I just feel like now it's just kind of like maybe was for nothing.
08:52I disagree.
08:54Okay.
08:55I think she took a big step in self-awareness and realizing that maybe this was not the time to make this happen.
09:05And I find it a little admirable.
09:09Auntie doesn't even seem sad or anything that majesty's gone.
09:13I think Auntie definitely had the biggest hand in majesty leaving.
09:16I've dealt with enough narcissists in my life that I'm very keen to when I see it in other people.
09:22Maybe that's a part of her game and her strategy.
09:25And honestly, I'm keeping Auntie in my game and my strategy.
09:28I think I gave majesty a lot to think about on top of a lot of things she was already thinking about.
09:35So I don't think I pushed her out of the competition, but I think that I narrowed her view on what is important right now.
09:42And it sounds like her mental health is more important than this competition.
09:46None of us had the same experience that she had.
09:48So if this is what she feels like she needs to do to properly heal and better herself, then I respect it.
09:55She could have done it before I jumped out of the plane.
09:58Because then I wouldn't have to jump out of the plane.
10:01But that's fine.
10:03Oh, no!
10:04It's game time, dude!
10:06It's time!
10:07We're gonna find it.
10:08Oh, no!
10:09Oh, no!
10:10Oh, no!
10:24Yes!
10:25Hello, uglies.
10:27We do hope you've been brushing up on your acting chops
10:29because for this week's challenge,
10:31you're definitely going to need them.
10:35For tonight's main challenge,
10:37you will all be learning, choreographing,
10:39and performing a selection
10:40from the off-Broadway spectacular, Drag the Musical,
10:44starring Alaska Thunderfrog.
10:49Only for this special occasion,
10:51the segment has been rewritten
10:53as Dragula the Musical.
10:56Hey!
10:57Oh my god!
10:58Oh my fucking god!
10:59You will be split into two groups,
11:01and as two distinct teams,
11:03you must learn your lines,
11:04memorize your choreography,
11:06and come up with cohesive looks
11:08that make you look like an ensemble cast.
11:13Here to help guide you in your rehearsals
11:14will be Alaska herself,
11:17who will also be one of our special guest judges
11:19for the challenge.
11:20Oh my god!
11:23Oh, and the winner of this challenge
11:26will be invited to perform as a guest
11:28in the official off-Broadway production
11:30of Drag the Musical in New York City.
11:37Good luck, my petulant little pustules.
11:40And remember, for one of you,
11:43this will be your final act,
11:46and the curtains will fall for the last time ever.
11:58So my team consists of
11:59Auntie, Vivi, and Yuri.
12:02Rat House Fever, okay.
12:05So my team, the Snake Pit,
12:08consists of myself, Asia Consent,
12:11Aurora Gosmic, and Jaharia.
12:15I like our song.
12:16It's cool.
12:16It's chill.
12:17It's edgy.
12:18It reminds me of West Side Story.
12:20I feel like we can really get into this one.
12:22I can't dance really well.
12:23Okay.
12:24Does anybody do choreography in here?
12:28No.
12:29What do we think about the parts?
12:31So it's time to divvy up the roles,
12:33and the one that's catching my eye is Susan.
12:37Who the fuck is Susan?
12:42So let me break down how rehearsal is going.
12:45We're a bunch of rats.
12:48We're struggling with choreo.
12:50And which foot are y'all starting with?
12:52Oh, shit.
12:52Okay, okay.
12:53We've tried jazz hands.
12:55Spirit fingers.
12:56Spirit fingers.
12:57We've done our snaps.
13:02And Gray made us act like rats.
13:04Go scurry over and pick something up,
13:07and then nibble it with your little hands.
13:09We're in trouble.
13:11We got a lot of work to do
13:12if we're going to crush this other team.
13:14This rehearsal's a lot harder than I anticipated.
13:17I feel like we're not on the same page,
13:20and I'm not feeling great about this.
13:25Ooh.
13:26I love that.
13:27Bop, bop, bop.
13:29Then eat.
13:30Oh, bitch, you are eating.
13:32You're like, I love that.
13:33I love that.
13:34Does that make sense?
13:35Moving into rehearsal,
13:36I was very apprehensive about teaching this choreo.
13:39Maybe this won't be so bad.
13:41Welcome to the snake pit.
13:44Turn.
13:45Boom.
13:46Girl, Jahariah's trying to make us do splits.
13:49Eliminate me now, bitch,
13:50because my hip's going to give out.
13:52I'm not doing that.
13:53I have a bionic hip.
13:54I am not doing that.
13:55Oh, I forgot you did.
13:57I'm not doing that.
13:58Oh, I forgot you did.
13:59I literally ripped my pants.
14:01Oh!
14:02No!
14:03Wow, that was, it was falling right there.
14:07Well, let's get into this fucking snake pit, y'all.
14:10Let's do it, bitches.
14:11Snakes.
14:12Snakes, snakes.
14:13Jahariah!
14:13Jahariah!
14:14Jahariah, get your ass over here.
14:15So it's a new day.
14:22We got so much to fucking do.
14:24We got choreography.
14:25We got a vocal training.
14:26And, bitch, it is fucking heated.
14:29I'm feeling the pressure.
14:31Hello.
14:35Alaska is in the motherfucking building.
14:38I'm so excited.
14:40I'm geeked.
14:40I'm geeked.
14:41When did y'all find out that y'all were doing rap?
14:44A couple days ago.
14:45Yeah.
14:46Damn, Dragula Girls work fast.
14:48I'm a little starstruck to see Alaska.
14:50She is one of my favorite performers.
14:52I don't get starstruck very often,
14:54but seeing Alaska is just getting me so nervous.
14:57We've been writing Drag the Musical for, like, six years.
15:00That's amazing.
15:01So seeing it come to life with, like, real people doing it
15:04is, like, literally, like, brings so much joy to me.
15:08So in the musical, it's the fish tank versus the cat house.
15:12And then this is the twisted fucking fun house version of it,
15:16which is even better.
15:17So I'm really excited.
15:19My name is Becca.
15:20I'm your choreographer for this challenge.
15:24I heard you put together a little something already.
15:27A little bit.
15:28Yeah.
15:29You've been working something out?
15:30Yeah.
15:30Okay, cool.
15:31Do you have something prepared already, or...?
15:34Not much.
15:35Not much.
15:36Yes.
15:36Okay.
15:37We don't really have anything prepared.
15:38I'm feeling like the other team might be more equipped
15:41than we are on this one.
15:55So the rat house is sort of, like,
15:57I pictured them as the Spice Girls,
15:59except, like, crawling with filth and disease.
16:03So tell me about Sexy Rat.
16:06Like, who is she?
16:07To me, Sexy Rat is sexy, and she's a rat.
16:25Can we do, like, an acapella version of it?
16:28Yeah.
16:29If you're listening, grab your earplugs,
16:31because, oh, this girl can't sing.
16:35A little bit of mischief never hurt anyone.
16:39Are you nervous?
16:40Always.
16:41A little...
16:42So, it's out of time.
16:44Yeah.
16:45I always feel like when I'm on stage,
16:47the adrenaline kicks in,
16:49and my voice literally can sing higher notes.
16:51Yeah.
16:52I'm impressed.
16:58I am impressed.
16:59She loved all the choreo I put together,
17:01and I really thought she was going to hate it.
17:03So, period.
17:04Thank you, girl.
17:05You guys were snapping,
17:06and then the snap was happening in the music.
17:08Oh, no!
17:10This choreo run-through is rough.
17:13Mama, if Phoebe doesn't get her shit together,
17:16I'm going to fucking cut her goddamn legs off.
17:18Then we'll see how she dances.
17:20Have you ever sung anything?
17:21Mm-hmm.
17:22Have you done karaoke?
17:23Uh, I tried, but I left stage early.
17:27This is your stage,
17:29and right now you guys are just back here.
17:32So, that's going to feel, like, anticlimactic.
17:35Oh, the stage is right here.
17:36Yeah.
17:37I didn't notice that either.
17:39Welcome to the snake pit.
17:43You know we're ready to strike home.
17:47Don't do that.
17:48No.
17:49During this whole process,
17:51I'm growing really close with Asia.
17:53I'm realizing that we have a lot in common.
17:57Because I'm stuck in a rock band
17:59with all of these freaks.
18:01We both can't sing.
18:03Dragula is not a singing competition.
18:06It's glamour, horror, filth, singing.
18:09No.
18:10Oh, yeah.
18:11A little, it's true, little shift shift.
18:15So, after meeting with the choreographer,
18:17I feel a lot more confident.
18:19She's making us lean into our characters,
18:22which I really, really love.
18:24I feel a little bit more confident.
18:32Cool.
18:33Any notes?
18:34Um...
18:36Susan.
18:37I'm worried about you.
18:38A little Susan.
18:39A little Susan.
18:40Aurora's struggling a little bit with the tempo of the choreography.
18:44She's kind of missing step one a lot.
18:47But if you're still trailing in, it's a little, ugh.
18:51Yeah.
18:52It's not that I'm falling behind.
18:53My entire team is ahead.
18:55Hey.
18:56Won't leave any crumbs.
18:57Yeah, we got room for scraps.
18:59Move slower.
19:00Smarter than you think.
19:01We'll never fall for your traps.
19:03Oh, yeah.
19:05So, don't over speed it.
19:07Because it'll throw you off.
19:09Timing is what?
19:12Everything.
19:13I am worried for Vivi.
19:15Just because, um...
19:17I mean, you're watching at home.
19:21You know why.
19:22My teeth are falling out,
19:25and there's pus in my eye.
19:27I'm riddled with disease,
19:29but I simply won't die.
19:31I'm old.
19:33Alaska's not really giving me much feedback.
19:35She's just saying,
19:36good job.
19:37No notes is good notes.
19:39I feel good.
19:40I wonder if you could do it.
19:42The octave up.
19:44Serpentine and stunning.
19:46You've got what it takes.
19:48Mama!
19:50Oh, my God.
19:52Thank you so much for bringing this to life.
19:54It's really cool.
19:55Rock it out, snakes.
19:57Snakes!
19:59After our talk with Alaska,
20:00I have absolutely no worries
20:03for any person on my team.
20:05We all actually seem to pull it together,
20:07so I'm a bit nervous for the other ones.
20:10Tap into your confidence as performers.
20:13It's about just selling that character.
20:15I am so nervous that we're not going to get our shit together.
20:18I feel like everybody is beating to a different drum,
20:21and it has nothing to do with the music.
20:23Do I get a rat circle?
20:25Yes.
20:26Let's give you the rat circle.
20:27Let's play with the red circle.
20:35Welcome to Snake Pits.
20:36Welcome to Snake Pits.
20:38Ah, the rat house fever in the house.
20:42Boo.
20:43Who let the rats in here?
20:44Ugh.
20:45So it's the day of the floor show.
20:46I'm really excited to take everything I learned from Alaska
20:48and the choreographer and show y'all what I got.
20:51Dragula the musical, Dragula the musical.
20:56Insane.
20:57And Alaska said I couldn't sing.
21:00How are y'all feeling?
21:01Like, how have your rehearsals been?
21:02I think we all lip sync for a reason.
21:06So, learning to sing and do choreography,
21:09yeah, I think we're doing pretty good though.
21:11Aside from the obvious reasons,
21:14I have heard bits and pieces of theirs.
21:16And truthfully, I think it's a harder song to perform.
21:18They got much more work to do.
21:20Do y'all have a team captain?
21:22No, we've been, like, really collaborative.
21:25Like, Aurora did some hair.
21:27You know, I did a little choreography.
21:28Like, Pi was definitely, like, the one to keep us on track.
21:31It's been, like, a heavy, heavy, like, team effort.
21:34What about you?
21:35No, we all helped each other.
21:37We wanted to make sure our drag stayed,
21:39you know, apparent in our characters.
21:41I was able to make everyone a nose.
21:43Little noses.
21:44We all have our own tails that reflects our character.
21:47And, you know, it was fun just working with everybody.
21:52No?
21:53Okay.
22:00So, my team is a snake.
22:01So, we decided to do neon green and black.
22:04We really wanted to stick with the 80s punk aesthetic.
22:08We basically want to look like a rock band,
22:12but we're drag queens, so things are bigger.
22:15Does that make sense?
22:17For rats, we were thinking all having different types of mohawks,
22:21and then we each wanted to have ears, noses, and tails.
22:24So, our color palette is going to be red and black.
22:26Hopefully, that brings us together,
22:28because the dancing won't.
22:30I feel super confident in my team.
22:33We've been working really hard.
22:34We've been rehearsing.
22:35Now, all that we have to do is go out and do it.
22:38We've been rehearsing.
22:40We've been rehearsing.
23:02We've been rehearsing.
24:06Welcome to the theater, uglies.
24:09Tonight, we've split our remaining competitors up into two teams and challenged them with learning and choreographing a group performance to a scene from Alaska Thunderfuck's new smash hit musical, Drag the Musical.
24:22Here to help us judge tonight's floor show is none other than the creator and writer of Drag the Musical, Alaska Thunderfuck.
24:30Alaska, darling, thank you for trusting us with your baby.
24:33Absolutely.
24:34You can eat my baby.
24:35And our next judge is writer, director, and the only judge to appear on all six seasons of the show, the one and only Darren Stein.
24:47Darren, I know how much you love musicals, so we're super excited to have you with us here tonight.
24:51I'm so honored to be here for the birth of Dragula the Musical.
24:54Let's do the mash.
24:57Now, without further ado, let's dim the lights, draw the curtains, and let the musical begin.
25:05Trashy, sexy, vermin keep you up all night.
25:25A squeaking and a slinking when you turn off the lights.
25:29It's true, oh yeah, that's what we do.
25:36Hey, won't leave any crumbs, yeah, we got room for scraps.
25:41We're smarter than you think, we won't fall for your traps.
25:45Oh yeah, it's true, that's what we do.
25:50Uh-huh.
25:53Crawling with bacteria and rape for days.
25:57Come a little closer and I'll give you the play.
26:01The festering infection's gonna make you lose your mind.
26:08You got the rat house fever.
26:13Rat house fever, yeah.
26:17My teeth are falling out and there's gunk in my eye.
26:21I'm feeling the rest of the saddle and thigh.
26:25I'm old.
26:26Oh yeah.
26:27Oh shit, I just shit myself.
26:32Sorry.
26:33Our vermin got just vermin.
26:35Cusper covered in scum.
26:37A little bit of mischief never hurt anyone.
26:42My old invitation's gonna make you lose your mind.
26:47Rat house fever.
26:49Rat house fever, yeah.
26:52Rat house fever, yeah.
26:54Welcome to this main bed.
27:08You know we're ready to strive.
27:12Welcome to this main bed.
27:16I'm gonna eat you bitches alive
27:21Since the Garden of Eden came in with the bang
27:26Woah, woah, woah
27:29If you mess with the serpent you get into fangs
27:33Woah, woah, woah
27:37Like the way we slither but don't get too dumb
27:42Woah, woah, woah
27:44Cause if you're not careful we'll swallow you whole
27:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
27:52Welcome to Staked
27:55You know we're ready to try
27:59Welcome to Staked
28:03We're gonna teach you bitches alive
28:07Someone call my phone so I've been missing for weeks
28:12Woah, woah, woah
28:16Cause I'm stuck in a rock band with all of these things
28:20Woah, woah, woah
28:23Serpentine and stunning you gotta what it takes
28:28Woah, woah, woah
28:31Baby, like it or not, now you're one of the snakes
28:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
28:39Welcome to the Staked
28:42You're somewhere ready to try
28:46Welcome to the Staked
28:49We're gonna eat you bitches alive
28:51Gonna eat you bitches alive
28:53Welcome
28:55Welcome
28:56Welcome
28:57Come on in
28:58Welcome
28:59Welcome
29:00Welcome
29:02To the Snake
29:03To the Snake
29:05And five, six, seven, eight
29:20Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
29:21Tell me you were wiggling in your seat when they were performing
29:25I was, I was. I think they did a great job.
29:27So fun.
29:28My favorite part was the look on their face
29:31when I told them they had to sing live.
29:35Overall, I am proud of both of these teams.
29:37Let's start with the snake pit.
29:39I think the snake pit really shined in the blocking
29:42and the dancing and the group dynamic,
29:44but not so much in the characterization.
29:46Like Jaharia, for example, I think she did wonderfully
29:49at the dancing and the singing and everything,
29:51but I didn't know who her character was at all, like zero.
29:54I want to like get her to understand that she's the star,
29:59not the second string.
30:00Like she is the lead singer and not a background singer.
30:03Oh, a hundred percent.
30:04She needs to know that she's player one, not an NPC.
30:07On the other side of that,
30:08I think that Aurora kind of showed us
30:10in this particular challenge,
30:12she has the not get that girl.
30:14She was like chum in the water.
30:16Yeah, she was, she was getting eaten up.
30:18I mean, she was like two full beats behind.
30:21This type of challenge isn't for anybody, but no,
30:23this type of, it isn't for anybody, nobody, this is for no one.
30:26Why do we do this?
30:27I don't know.
30:28Let's go home.
30:29This type of challenge is not for everybody.
30:32So Aurora has other strengths,
30:34but when it came to learning the blocking
30:36and doing the dancing, the trepidation was palpable.
30:39Let's talk about the rats.
30:42Rats, rats, I love rats.
30:45Okay, so our rats, I felt like they came in strong, right?
30:50The rats like, you know, sauntered onto the stage
30:54and they were like, we're going to own this.
30:55We're going to rule it, but they didn't rule it.
30:57I thought auntie was going to slay this challenge,
31:01but something happened and she choked.
31:03I'm old.
31:08Oh yeah.
31:09She forgot all the lyrics.
31:11Well, I think I know what happened.
31:12What?
31:12Because despite her name,
31:14I don't think Vivi is very strong with the force.
31:16Okay.
31:17Because if you rewind,
31:19if you see what happened with Vivi and her verse,
31:22she was way ahead.
31:23It threw everybody off
31:25and I really think that got into auntie's head.
31:27And of course, everyone's seeing this on TV,
31:29but this was a live performance challenge.
31:32So they only got one shot at it.
31:34One thing we should talk about is Majesty quitting.
31:37I was very surprised.
31:39I feel like they came back to the show
31:42and they were ready to show a new side to them.
31:45And the cast just kept seeing them
31:48as season two, James Majesty.
31:51Well, I'm just going to try to stay on your good side for now.
31:54Sometimes old habits die hard.
31:57It's kind of too early to tell,
31:58but maybe Majesty is playing a game already.
32:00You're very concerned about how your image comes off.
32:05I think the other option is narcissism.
32:08I think they just were like,
32:10I'm not going to do this again.
32:11I don't want to fight with people all season.
32:13I can't get them to believe that I'm someone different.
32:15So this will show them I'm going to leave.
32:17Well, I think it's always the right move
32:19if you choose to take care of yourself.
32:23And maybe staying in this competition
32:25and bearing all the pressures that come with it
32:28was just not something Majesty was actually ready for.
32:30You're right. I agree.
32:31But listen, they're blinking the lights.
32:33Intermission is over.
32:34So I think we should invite Alaska and Darren in here
32:37and begin judgments.
32:39First, before we begin, I want to say from all of us here,
33:01what a fantastic job you did with this challenge.
33:04Well done.
33:06We commend you on doing a fantastic job
33:09with Dragula's first musical challenge ever.
33:12Now we're going to talk about how each group performed.
33:16Snake Pits, we're going to start with you.
33:18I really want to be kidnapped by your group next.
33:24I loved how prepared you were.
33:28You came in with so many ideas and you were really ready to go.
33:31I thought you really brought that familial feeling,
33:35which is ultimately what Drag the Musical is about.
33:37So thank you. You were fierce.
33:40Thank you. Thank you so much.
33:42You look fucking cool.
33:44If I had a critique, I'd say this.
33:45The characterization was not there.
33:48I have to echo Swan.
33:50I felt like there wasn't as much storytelling
33:52and I felt like a couple of you maybe popped more than others,
33:56but I did have a good time with you.
33:58Was there someone that kind of led the choreography or...
34:01Jahariah? Yeah.
34:03You did a fantastic job.
34:05Incredible. Yeah.
34:06Thank you so much. Yeah.
34:07And your vocals were good too,
34:09which I was a little surprised,
34:10not to say that I doubted you necessarily,
34:13but, you know, there was maybe a little doubt.
34:17We're going to give your team some individual critique
34:20and we're going to start with Jahariah.
34:23Your singing was so on point.
34:25Have you had vocal training?
34:26I have.
34:26I mean, you sang the house sound.
34:28I was really impressed.
34:29Did you come up with this one?
34:31Uh, uh, uh, uh.
34:33Yes.
34:36That's iconic.
34:37That's iconic movement.
34:38I want you to believe that you're the main character.
34:43I feel like you're afraid to be the star and to be the best.
34:47Does that resonate with you
34:48or does that seem like it's out of nowhere?
34:50Um, no, that makes sense.
34:51I'm used to, like, being, like,
34:53kind of, like, up there with everybody,
34:54but not, like, the top person.
34:56So, I'm like, yeah, very that.
34:57Why do you think that is?
34:59I see talent in a lot of people
35:00and I get discouraged with myself.
35:02I hope that you can look in the mirror
35:03and remind yourself that you are the star.
35:06You are no second fiddle to anybody.
35:08And, uh, start throwing people under the bus
35:11instead of helping them...
35:12Onto the bus.
35:15Okay. Thank you.
35:16Honestly, I'm very proud of myself.
35:18I took a group of people who can't dance
35:21and made them stars, bitch.
35:23Ha ha ha!
35:26Let's move on to Aurora.
35:28Hi.
35:29You really sold that you were being kidnapped.
35:32I was worried you were in danger, girl.
35:34I was terrified.
35:36Great job tonight, I thought.
35:37Thank you. Thank you.
35:38You are, um, not a singer, right?
35:41Not particularly a dancer.
35:43Ha ha ha!
35:44But you know what?
35:45You pulled it off.
35:46Oh! Yay!
35:47Ha ha ha!
35:48You made up for your shortcomings
35:51with the characterization.
35:53Thank you so much.
35:54That means a lot.
35:55I don't know that you'll get cast
35:56in the next musical production or dance routine,
35:59but you are a solid actress,
36:01and I think you did a good job
36:03where your strengths were.
36:05I may not be able to sing or dance,
36:07but no, that's it.
36:14Let's talk about Pi.
36:15Hi.
36:17Hi.
36:18Hi.
36:19I felt like you were the type of performer
36:23that I would want to be in a show with.
36:26I thought you were really great.
36:27I feel like you were creating the standout moments
36:30from the Snake Pit performance, like, for sure.
36:32You were 150% committed to Ridiculous and Stupid,
36:37which was amazing.
36:38Thank you so, so much.
36:40You're not going to win a Grammy probably, right?
36:42Ouch.
36:44Ouch.
36:45Shots fired.
36:46But you went for it, and you gave it 100%,
36:50and that's really what theater is all about.
36:51Thank you so much.
36:52I really appreciate that.
36:54You seemed to take charge on stage,
36:56and you really came off as, like,
36:57sort of the leader of the group.
36:58I do and would acknowledge myself
37:00as being a little bit of a leader,
37:02even if just getting us through rehearsals.
37:04See, I would agree with that.
37:06Truth be told, I'm the clear leader of the Snake's group.
37:10If I was not there, they would not have a production to show.
37:14Factually speaking, I led this group,
37:18and factually speaking, I know the blaze
37:21like when a leader can acknowledge it.
37:24Moving on to Asia.
37:26Hi.
37:27I mean, what?
37:28You're just an event, just standing there.
37:32I mean, my god.
37:34I had a really hard time pulling my eyes away from you.
37:37You're exquisite.
37:40I love this hair.
37:42It's so larger than life.
37:44You know, it was part of the reason why I kept looking at you.
37:46And I think you have an it factor.
37:48There's a quality of your presence
37:50that I feel like you can't really learn.
37:53And I think that was shown tonight in this performance.
37:56Oh, thank you.
37:57I don't know what it is either.
37:59Wow.
38:00You brought the slither to the snakes, girl.
38:02Your look is so, like,
38:04the lustrous horror of Karen Black
38:05and it's, like, Gene Simmons from Kiss.
38:07The vocal wasn't quite there,
38:08but I absolutely loved it.
38:11I'll get some vocal training after this, I promise.
38:14I want to get my E got.
38:16For sure.
38:17You know, despite Susan being two steps behind,
38:20overall, I'm feeling good about my group's critiques.
38:23So I'm worried for those rats.
38:26Now let's talk about our rat house.
38:30Rats, you were like West Side Story goes to the gutter.
38:33This is a gang I could totally see myself joining.
38:36Yes!
38:36I was here for it.
38:38All of your characters really popped
38:41in your look, in your body language,
38:43and your delivery.
38:44It was fabulous.
38:46Oh, thank you.
38:47Hi, Rats.
38:49Hi.
38:50I was firstly blown away by your looks.
38:54Even your, like, scabey wounds are rhinestone.
38:57I mean, I'm living.
38:59You made armbands out of the dead snakes
39:02because you're their rivals.
39:04Overall, as the performance went,
39:08there were some things that didn't work out.
39:10But you know what?
39:11You look sickening, OK?
39:13Yes.
39:14That's 90%, right?
39:16Exactly.
39:18I think you could have maybe pushed yourself a little bit
39:20in the choreography department.
39:21Similarly, I think there was a couple of mishaps that happened,
39:25and I think it kind of threw you all off as a group.
39:28I think they are being fucking generous.
39:30We did not do the greatest, but I appreciate them digging
39:35very, very deep to find the positives
39:38because what the fuck did we just do?
39:41We weren't doomed from the start.
39:43We were doomed from the second verse.
39:47Now we're going to give you some individual critique,
39:50and we'll start with anti-heroine.
39:52I feel for you, in that moment, going up on the words.
39:56I'm old.
40:01Oh, yeah.
40:02I've had it happen so many times.
40:05And also, it works because you're the old rat.
40:08So senility has crept in.
40:11I know.
40:12So don't beat yourself up over it.
40:13It happens.
40:15What happened?
40:16Or did you just literally randomly forget?
40:18Or what was your experience?
40:21I have no excuse.
40:22Did the group knock you off?
40:27I don't know.
40:29I don't want to say that the group did.
40:30You know, I think we all tried really hard.
40:33There was a point in time where everybody was a few beats ahead.
40:37Hey, won't leave any crumbs.
40:40Yeah, we got room for scraps.
40:42We're smarter than you think.
40:43We won't fall for your traps.
40:45Oh, yeah.
40:47It's true.
40:48That's what we do.
40:51In general, it was a little bit of just gobbledygook.
40:55Just wasn't your night, but I don't think it speaks to your talent overall.
40:59I appreciate that.
41:00Not to be that bitch, but I truly believe that my team really fucked me over.
41:05For God's sakes, every goddamn person was off by multiple beats.
41:10And then literally, my part was next.
41:12Like, these bitches are lucky that I even got them back on track.
41:15So that should give me a point, OK?
41:17Moving on to Bebe.
41:19Hi.
41:20I want to borrow that pizza clut.
41:22As far as this song goes, if there's ever, like, a EDM, like, remix of it that's, like,
41:30super fast, like, hyper pop, I'm calling you.
41:33OK.
41:34Because you wanted this song to be .
41:37You were firing through it.
41:39But luckily, the group was able to get back on track.
41:42The singing was not my favorite of the night.
41:45I think it could have been more effective for you if you used a character voice rather
41:48than the same.
41:50So, Vivi, I love the props.
41:52I love all of the storytelling in your look.
41:54All of the other aspects, the dancing, the blocking, the choreography, and the singing
41:58on time, you definitely fell short.
42:01It was a rough ride.
42:02Yeah, I know my dancing was offbeat, but isn't this off-Broadway?
42:07Let's talk about Yuri.
42:08Hi.
42:09Hello.
42:10Your vocals.
42:12Oh.
42:13I was really surprised, and I think you surprised yourself.
42:16Yeah.
42:17I think that adrenaline kicked in, and you hit those high notes perfectly.
42:22You stood out.
42:23You were great.
42:24Oh, thank you.
42:25I'm going to start singing live now.
42:27You were oozing sexuality and confidence.
42:29You were naughty.
42:30You were sexy.
42:31I took my eyes off you.
42:32I absolutely loved it.
42:34I think you have one of the best voices of the night, honestly.
42:39And it's interesting because, again, you were like, I can't sing, I can't sing, I can't
42:43sing.
42:44Oh, I can't do it.
42:45I'm just curious.
42:46And then you sing beautifully.
42:47I'm like, this is a trick.
42:48This is a trick to get ahead.
42:49You have all these skills, and you're pretending like you don't, and that you're learning them
42:52here.
42:53And you know what?
42:54Good job on that.
42:55I can't win.
42:56Oh, no.
42:58And last but not least, gray matter.
43:01You do creature so well.
43:04I loved your performance.
43:06It was silly.
43:07It was inventive.
43:08You're fantastic.
43:09Thank you so much.
43:10I'm so proud of you for doing this drag makeup tonight.
43:13You took the notes that I gave you, and you apply them immediately.
43:16You literally put the scare in the mascara, and I thought you brought a lot of character
43:20to this rat, and I thought you did a great job.
43:24I wore heels just for you.
43:25I'm good.
43:26I think you're the most rat-like of your group.
43:31Even just standing here, you're still in character.
43:34You're still feeling it.
43:36I don't know if you're just rat-like all the time, if that's your thing.
43:40It's giving.
43:41It's giving.
43:42I thought you were great.
43:43Thank you so much, Alaska.
43:45So, overall, we flubbed a little bit.
43:48I, on the other hand, did really well.
43:50I could just scurry into a corner and eat some cheese.
43:54Well, both bands did delight us with their musical spectacles.
44:00Only one group can take their show on the road and be declared the winners.
44:04And that band is...
44:06The Snake Pits.
44:11Yeah!
44:12Bring it in!
44:15I think our group deserved our win because we came in really strong.
44:21We had a really good concept.
44:22We worked really well together, and we looked fucking cool.
44:26So, the Sanx fucking win, which means the rats are in the bottom, that does not live with
44:31my fantasy.
44:32Well done, my Viperous little divas, but there can only be one box office success amongst your
44:40team.
44:41And the winner of this week's challenge is...
44:48Pie.
44:49Oh my god, I finally, finally got a win.
44:58Oh my god.
44:59I feel so fucking good.
45:01Ah!
45:02Thank you so fucking much.
45:04I've been working so hard for a win.
45:07I'm just so excited.
45:08Thank you so much.
45:09Congratulations, Pie, on winning this challenge.
45:11As a prize, you will be guest starring in Alaska's Drag the Musical for one night only in New
45:17York City.
45:18Oh my fucking god!
45:22I've seen Pie perform.
45:24Save your money, girl.
45:25Now, as an added prize, we've decided that the winning team will choose which two performers
45:33will be up for extermination this week.
45:40They get to choose who's up for extermination?
45:43Fuck.
45:44Bitch.
45:45Wait, the snake's got to do what?
45:47I don't know how I feel about this.
45:49I'm really excited, but also I don't want to vote for nobody.
45:53Ugh, this shit's getting hard.
45:55We're going to release only the winning team to the Cauldron to deliberate.
45:59Afterwards, you will come back here to the stage to deliver your verdict.
46:04Your 10-minute intermission starts now.
46:10Can you believe that is another fucking vote?
46:13Dragula me to the polls, bitch, because I got a vote again.
46:17This is exactly what an alliance is for.
46:20Asia and I have to put Ante up, and we have to convince the others to also vote for her.
46:27So I kind of think we're on the same page.
46:29I agree.
46:29I think they want to make moves as well.
46:31I'm not worried about Vivi.
46:32I'm fearful of what happens if we send somebody home, and then they're like,
46:36well, we weren't really ready for them to go home, and then bring them back, and then
46:38we've got to do it again.
46:39We've got to get Ante out.
46:41We have to get Ante out.
46:42This is our fucking opportunity to get her.
46:44This is the opportunity.
46:45She's like one of the front-runners of this competition.
46:47Exactly.
46:48It's fair.
46:49It's fair as fuck.
46:50She had the second worst critiques of the night.
46:52Grey's been in the talk.
46:53He got pretty much, I want to say, the best critiques of the night, even though.
46:56Yeah.
46:57They ate him up.
46:59That's scary.
47:00Fuck.
47:02Yeah.
47:03I think we really have to convince them to make sure that we lock in Ante in the bottom.
47:08Yeah.
47:09We just need to get them on the same page.
47:11I think we have one of the people.
47:13Cheers to that.
47:15I want to make sure that these bitches know that Ante is the one to go.
47:20I don't care who the fuck else they vote for, but Ante needs to be on that list.
47:24Grey Matter is a really strong competitor, and if I can convince my team to go for them,
47:29we could really shift the game.
47:31So, like, what are y'all feeling?
47:32I think it's time we start playing with strategy.
47:35Okay.
47:36I'm listening.
47:37Sure.
47:38We could go with how the judges critiqued everyone and kind of go off of that, or we
47:42could start making some moves and taking out some stronger players.
47:45I'm on the same page with Aurora.
47:47It is kind of like a turning point in the competition, so it's definitely time to make some moves.
47:52Grey has been very consistent and got great critiques tonight.
47:57I think it would be in our best interest at this point to put them down there again.
48:01It sucks because I do love them.
48:03I love their art.
48:04However, we're at a point where I want to win, and I need to get certain people out of here.
48:09We are at the halfway point in this competition, and if I want to win, I think it's time to
48:14make some big moves and get these top contenders the fuck out of here.
48:18He is strong competition in showing that he can listen to critiques and rise to the top,
48:22so it might be a good choice to throw him in there.
48:24This is our chance.
48:25That's all I have to say.
48:26This is our chance.
48:27What about, do we want to, like, consider other people?
48:29Like, Yuri's been in the bottom.
48:32But she didn't have bad critiques.
48:34Vivi was just in the bottom and got bad critiques.
48:37Yeah.
48:38She's not really somebody I'm looking at right now.
48:40No, I'm not worried about her.
48:41I mean, Vivi got what I think might have been the harshest critiques tonight.
48:45Would it be a reason to keep her?
48:46It'd be cute to have the safety of somebody who has been-
48:49But she is-
48:50I mean, she-
48:51Sounds fucked, but also, we came to play a game, and I'm ready to play it.
48:56You know what I mean?
48:57I mean, it's fucked, but it's also fucked that we're the ones that are choosing.
49:00I mean, I'm feeling like, based off the critiques, I could definitely see anti being somebody
49:05that goes up.
49:06Yeah.
49:07I think that's big competition, and in a performance challenge, I don't expect her to flub like
49:10this again.
49:11When do we get an opportunity like this to really, like-
49:13Snake strike.
49:14Yeah.
49:15Exactly.
49:16Let's take these rats out.
49:17To me, this is, like, the opportunity.
49:19Yeah.
49:20Correct.
49:21I agree.
49:22This is, like, the opportunity.
49:23Like, she can't take it personally.
49:24No.
49:25There's no way she could.
49:26I mean, even if she does, who cares?
49:27She's doing all of the same stuff that I am, like, trying to bring to this competition.
49:31Yep.
49:32And she must die.
49:34I felt that.
49:35We would be stupid to not take that opportunity.
49:37She's also the only person on that team that has not been up for extermination, and, like,
49:41giving her an opportunity to squirm, I would also hope would light a fire under her ass,
49:46because I think that she still has some walls up that I would really like to see crumble
49:49down, because if it's the final fate for her to make it to the end, then I need to see her
49:55be a little bit more vulnerable than she's been.
49:57Yeah.
49:58She has been doing really well in this competition, and she really is my number one enemy, if you
50:05will.
50:06So, we have to vote anti.
50:08We cannot fuck this up.
50:10These bitches are going to come out for us, no matter who we choose.
50:13They're going to come after us for fucking blood.
50:16So, we're thinking, if y'all are willing for us to all agree on anti, then we will
50:22also agree on gray.
50:23I like that.
50:24I think we felt the strongest about anti.
50:27Y'all felt the strongest about gray.
50:29I think we should get two strong bitches in the bottom and see who rises to the pack.
50:34All right.
50:35The intermission is over, and it is time for you to deliver your verdict.
50:41Jaharia, who do you choose to put up for extermination this week?
50:48After a long talk in the cauldron, there has been a lot of compelling arguments for everybody
50:55on the other team.
50:56However, when I win, I want to win against the best.
51:03So, tonight I would like to put up anti and Vivi.
51:10I know.
51:11Hear me out.
51:12Here's the thing.
51:13As much as I want to play the game, my heart told me that I couldn't do it.
51:26I couldn't do it at all.
51:28I want to play a fair game, so I'm going to do just that.
51:32Aurora.
51:33So, after hearing the judges' critiques and really throwing around a few names, I also
51:41decided on anti-heroine and Vivi.
51:44I realized that Susan was boozing a little too hard in the cauldron.
51:49I have the power right now.
51:50I'm taking two top dogs out.
51:52So, I really bitched out on this one and decided to just go with the safe choice, which
51:58was Vivi.
51:59And then, I mean, I did put anti in the bottom, but...
52:02Pai, who do you choose to put up for extermination?
52:05I was very tempted to play a big game, but I think it's only fair for me to play an honest
52:11game.
52:12My vote is for anti-heroine and Vivi the Force.
52:18The snake pit was originally going to vote for Grey, but it kind of feels like we all got
52:23cold feet, which I don't hate, personally.
52:27Asia.
52:28Every time that we're on the stage, we only have one chance to make it count.
52:33And the people that flubbed in tonight's floor show were anti-heroine and Vivi the Force.
52:39We did get a little batshit crazy trying to pull out all the good players in this, but
52:44Grey is a heavy hitter and he would come back with a vengeance.
52:48Vivi and anti, your peers have voted you both to face tonight's extermination challenge.
52:54Everyone else, please move to the back of the stage.
52:59I'm not surprised by their fucking vote, but I'm a little angry.
53:04Slithering bitches.
53:06Fuck.
53:07I don't know if I can survive another extermination at this point.
53:11Anti and Vivi, you will battle each other live on stage in a sudden death lip sync challenge.
53:18And at the end of the song, one of you will be exterminated and removed from the competition.
53:24I'm definitely nervous because I know that Vivi is an incredible lip syncer.
53:28Like this is her fucking thing, so I don't know how this is going to go.
53:31I feel real bad for anti right now because I got this one in the bag.
53:35Your lip sync battle begins right now.
53:39Please tell me baby I've been waiting in fear Which part of me you're taking
53:50When you leave me in It's not my fault I'm assembled one
53:58It's not my fault It's not my fault
54:04Voting for two people to go up for extermination and then watching them lip sync against each other
54:18And knowing that one of them is about to be eliminated in front of your eyes and you put them there
54:24Is fucking heartbreaking.
54:34Everything you always said you loved I guess
54:39When there's no spine And the freedom to lie
54:43Eventually they'll all see Your disguise
54:51Anti is fucking giving it right now.
54:54She's giving you the one, two, the hair.
54:56It's giving.
54:57And then there's Vivi.
54:59She is also there.
55:01We never stood a chance Because I wasn't enough
55:08For you to see I could be Everything you lost
55:14I guess When there's no time Surrendering to those eyes
55:20Eventually you will see I'm just fine
55:28I don't know who it could be in this lip sync.
55:31Anti is really serving it and emoting it.
55:33And Vivi is really letting it out on the stage.
55:36So it could be anyone's game.
55:38Don't run
55:40You are the one
55:43I can see your face fading
55:49It's not my fault
55:52I should do
55:54We will shoot
55:56I feel like of all the exterminations you could possibly do
56:02A lip sync extermination has nothing to do with anything in the competition
56:07Either you're good or you're not
56:09And if you're good you fucking stay
56:11And I feel like I fucking killed this
56:13I gave it my best shot
56:14It's up to the Belay brothers now
56:16I hope that I'm spared on this one
56:18And I can survive another week
56:19Vivi gave it her all
56:22But is her all good enough?
56:24We'll see
56:25Vivi
56:33You have been exterminated from the competition and may leave the stage
56:37Thank you so much for the opportunity to spread some chaos at Dragula
56:42It's been an honor. Thank you
56:45I'm proud of my journey
56:46I've learned a lot here so far
56:48I've been pushing my drag to another level
56:51And I do feel like I made a family here
56:53And I'll have forever long drag sisters after this
56:56I know it sucks
56:58Sorry
56:59I'm really heartbroken that Vivi is going home based off of a decision that I had to make with my team
57:06But it's the name of the game
57:08May chaos reign and may the force be with you bitches
57:13For the rest of you
57:14I recommend you get a good night's rest
57:16Because tomorrow
57:17The next phase of the game begins
57:21You have been exterminated from the competition and may leave the stage
57:32Please
57:33Please
57:34Please
57:35Enjoy
57:36Please
57:37Who
57:42Somebody
57:43Know
57:47It
57:48Please
57:49Play
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