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00:01Previously on Dragula...
00:03They do feel like there is still a wall.
00:06I don't really feel like being super vulnerable
00:09or crying or talking about everything
00:11and then one of you bitches using it
00:13and stabbing me in the back.
00:14The winner of the Fright Beat will win a curse
00:16that they can use to disable an opponent
00:19in this week's main challenge.
00:21Oblivium! Cataract!
00:25It's a curse, bitch!
00:26How would you do if I gave it to you?
00:28Fully, Asia. Bitch, I'm gonna take you down.
00:30Tonight, you will be tasked with conceptualizing
00:33and creating a new classic celluloid monster
00:36using only black, white, and gray colors exclusively.
00:40Grey Matter, congratulations, my darling.
00:42You have won this week's challenge.
00:44Jaharia, Aurora, Ghazmik, you are up for extermination.
00:49I think I've had the best strategy
00:50out of everybody who's competed.
00:52What strategy?
00:53Silent but Deathly is very, very smart in my opinion.
00:55We're literally getting electrocuted.
00:57down our entire fucking back.
01:00This shit is insane.
01:03Welcome back, uglies.
01:04Tonight, we're blending dungeons with the deadliest kind of drag.
01:08And you can forget about wizards and warriors.
01:11This week, it's all about warlocks, orcs, and the deadliest kind of drag.
01:13And you can forget about wizards and warriors.
01:14This week, it's all about warlocks, orcs, and necromancy.
01:18From the depths of our cobweb catacombs to the heights of our treacherous runway.
01:19Tonight, our fiendish finalists will face challenges.
01:20This week, it's all about warlocks, orcs, and necromancy.
01:25From the depths of our cobweb catacombs to the heights of our treacherous runway.
01:28Tonight, our fiendish finalists will face challenges that will test their guts, gore, and glamour.
01:32And that's not all.
01:33In our dungeon of drag nightmares, victory hinges not just on wit, but also on creating killer transformations under pressure.
01:49That's all.
01:50And that's not all.
01:52In our dungeon of drag nightmares, victory hinges not just on wit, but also on creating killer transformations under pressure.
02:03So strap on your boots and sharpen your fangs, darlings,
02:06because in a very short time,
02:08we're going to see if these ghouls have the magic and might
02:11to slay both the dungeon and the stage.
02:14Prepare to gag on the gore and scream for more.
02:21And remember, in the end,
02:24there can only be one reigning in terror.
02:26And the rest, Swan Thula, bring to the axe.
02:30Well, they'll just be resting in pieces.
03:00Thank you. Scream.
03:02Drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.
03:07The winner of the Goulet Brothers' Dragula will receive a cash prize of $100,000,
03:12courtesy of us and the crown and title of Dragula,
03:16the world's next drag super monster.
03:20Drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.
03:23Oh my god.
03:46Good morning, my little earthly starshine, sunshine divas.
03:57So, Jaharia and Aurora were in the bottom last week, and honestly, I think it's Aurora's
04:05time.
04:06Those fucking scraps on her feet, mama, those were not it.
04:11You could have ten wins, mama.
04:12If you're gonna wear bandages on your feet, you're going home, okay?
04:15I want, I want, I want Aurora to come back.
04:18That's what I want.
04:19Yeah, because then the competition would be way easier.
04:23As much as I love Jaharia, Aurora, I don't know, I've just grown really close to, and
04:28I think that she's an amazing drag artist, and I just love her so much.
04:31I think just based off of looks alone, I would say that Jaharia is coming back, and she kind
04:38of ate Aurora up in the cauldron, no shade.
04:41I could see you from where we were rehearsing, and what you did was nothing.
04:45So, congratulations on your performance challenge, now go home.
04:48Jaharia has so much to say, so much to add to all of this, and I think she's been waiting
04:54for the right time, or maybe she's just been nervous, but she doesn't seem nervous anymore.
04:58Like she said, too, she was like silent but deadly, so I feel like it worked out so far
05:03in the competition, it just kind of bit her in the ass last week.
05:06Yeah.
05:07She says she's had a strategy the whole time, though, so that's where I'm like, okay, Jaharia,
05:11what's going on here?
05:12Well, it was giving, like, dark horse, and honestly, it worked.
05:17I think a lot of us underestimated her up until this point.
05:19Jaharia says that she's just keeping quiet.
05:22But that's her strategy, and then she'll do good when she's doing good.
05:25But when's she gonna do good?
05:27I don't know.
05:29You like Jah?
05:30Oh my god.
05:31Oh my god.
05:32Oh my god.
05:33Hi bitches.
05:35I stayed for the clearly obvious reasons, like I've been doing fucking fantastic, I have
05:40more to show, Aurora doesn't.
05:43I'm sad to see her go, but I'm happy to be here, bitch.
05:46So how was that extermination?
05:48I'm gonna say one of the most terrifying moments of my life.
05:50For a good reason, that shit was fucking crazy.
05:52So not only did they suffocate the life out of us, there was a shock that they did not
05:57tell us about.
05:58Like, I mean, a legit shock.
06:00They shocked you, like, while you were being suffocated?
06:02Yeah.
06:03You could feel it burning in your back while you're like, it was in there.
06:11It was not something I would wish on my worst into me.
06:14I never ever want to do that again.
06:16How did Aurora do?
06:18She was cute.
06:19Oh.
06:20Care to elaborate?
06:21No.
06:22No.
06:23No.
06:24I would not be doing that extermination ever again in my life.
06:28You cannot make me.
06:29Well, I guess you can if this is the next extermination, but, like, also, please don't make me.
06:34This extermination sounds gnarly.
06:37Being stuck in a latex bed with Aurora or Jaharia?
06:40Mm-hmm.
06:41No.
06:42Scary as hell.
06:43We just went over our track records, and both of y'all haven't got a win.
06:49I have a win.
06:50I want a free fee.
06:51I want a dodgeball, bitch.
06:52Fuck that.
06:53That is true.
06:54I don't take it.
06:55That is true.
06:56I guess I need to get a win.
06:57I guess I need to figure out a plan because all I've been doing is going to every challenge
07:03with an open mind and just trying my best, but that's not working, so I don't know what
07:07to do.
07:08I need to figure shit out.
07:09I need to actually probably start using my brain.
07:11But, you know, homeschool, so it's going to be hard to do that.
07:14You know, I haven't been doing the best at this competition, but, you know, I'm just
07:18happy to be here, and I'm trying my best.
07:20You said you haven't been doing the best.
07:22Do you feel like you're coasting?
07:23Well, I wouldn't say coasting because I'm going like this.
07:26Ooh.
07:27Yuri needs to fucking win something.
07:30She is kind of slipping through the cracks, and I don't know if we're all seeing her
07:34as a true competitor at this point.
07:36I mean, do y'all have any plans to kind of, like, shake it up this week and try to snatch
07:41a win?
07:42Well, we just have to see what the challenge is.
07:44Yeah, what do y'all think it's going to be?
07:46I'm hoping that it's something that I'm really good at so that I can destroy you fucking
07:50bitches.
07:51Staying quiet.
07:52What'd you say?
07:53Staying quiet.
07:55I think you saw a taste of what I have.
07:59I don't think you want all of it.
08:01I'm backing down.
08:02Also, you stayed quiet for a while in this competition too, Grey.
08:05I mean, boring is as boring does, so.
08:07Ooh!
08:08Are you saying that Grey is boring?
08:10Well, I mean, it's the same fucking thing with Jaharia.
08:14Everybody was coming at her, but nobody came at Grey.
08:16I mean, Grey really hasn't been adding much to the conversation most of the time.
08:20It's a little bit here or there, and when he does say something, it's,
08:23well, how y'all think about doing this?
08:27And I'm like, great energy.
08:29Love it.
08:30I just don't put up a front, so.
08:32Okay.
08:33You get what you get with me.
08:34Oh, okay.
08:35And I let my art speak for itself, so.
08:38Come on, auntie.
08:39Don't say that Grey doesn't have a personality.
08:41That's Jaharia's storyline.
08:43Yeah, Grey's just really quiet.
08:44I want to hear more.
08:45I fucking love that little booger.
08:47So, let's hear your voice, bitch.
08:49We don't all have to be, you know, the pies and the aunties of the world.
08:53It's like, speak softly and carry a big stick.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Oh.
08:57I know.
08:58A big stick.
09:00I think, you know, it's okay to be quiet sometimes.
09:03And you've got a big stick.
09:06Big stick?
09:12I mean, props to him.
09:17Get your mind out of the gutter, people.
09:19It was not a dick joke.
09:21Ah!
09:22Ah!
09:23Ah!
09:24Ah!
09:25Here we go.
09:26Ah!
09:27Remember the letter gets old.
09:29Okay.
09:30Give me something good.
09:33Yes!
09:38Yes!
09:39Yes!
09:40Huzzah, my buck-toothed, bespectacled cave trolls!
09:44Whoa!
09:45For this week's challenge, you'll be heading into your parents' basement and dusting off those
09:50spell books for our next Dungeons & Drag Queens campaign.
09:55Yes!
09:56Yes!
09:57Yes!
09:58Yes!
09:59Once we roll our crooked die to decide what class and race you'll be, you'll have to use
10:04all your drag crafting abilities to conceptualize and create an authentic D&D style look and model
10:11your creation on location after dark in our Renaissance Bear Larp village.
10:17Whoa!
10:18Nice!
10:19As a second part to your challenge, you'll be breaking up into teams of two and choreographing
10:25a battle sequence.
10:26Whoa!
10:27Whoa!
10:28That's what we're talking about.
10:30That's what we're talking about!
10:31My friend!
10:32Now, it's time to learn your race in class.
10:36Ooh...
10:37Grey matter.
10:40Goblin warrior.
10:42Fuck yeah.
10:44Yuri, Troll Warlock.
10:48Troll.
10:50Auntie Heroine, Troll Druid.
10:55Pai, Orc Warrior.
10:59Asia, Tiefling Beastmaster.
11:04I don't care yet.
11:06Jihario, Goblin Wizard.
11:09Warfish.
11:10Fortune adventurers.
11:12And may your rolls in tonight's campaign
11:14be larger than the ones on your backs.
11:19Back rolls?
11:20After all, you never know what might be lurking
11:24in the shadows of the realms of terror.
11:31Y'all bitches are going down.
11:34I have never played D&D before in my life.
11:36I have always had the interest, but I do know
11:38that it takes a very long time.
11:40And a bad bitch like me ain't got time like that.
11:42We get to make our weapons and fight each other?
11:45Yeah.
11:46That's so fun.
11:47That's awesome.
11:48For a Tiefling Beastmaster, I'm actually gonna do,
11:50I think, a bow and arrow.
11:52I think that'd be fun and really bring alive the character
11:54that I'm thinking of.
11:55Can you, like, shoot an arrow?
11:57I have never LARPed a day in my life, but, you know,
12:00there's a first time for everything.
12:02I mean, if I'm being perfectly honest,
12:04I'd really like to go against Grey for reasons.
12:08Because I'm quiet.
12:10Yeah, I feel like I could beat it out of you.
12:14I feel like it could be fun for me to go up against Jiharia.
12:17I know we do work very well together.
12:20Wow.
12:21Magic versus Melee could be cool.
12:25I'm a bit in agreement.
12:26I enjoy working with you.
12:27I know we've also had some tension,
12:28so it'd be fun to, like, you know,
12:30knock the shit out of you a couple of times.
12:33Me and Pai work really, really well together.
12:35Even though they said they were the leader last time,
12:38I can get past that and do some work.
12:40Jiharia and I have been in the same team
12:42for every group challenge this season,
12:45and we always do well.
12:47So I'm really looking forward to it just with the two of us.
12:50And I think she's ready to accept that I was the team leader.
12:54And so it'll be great this week.
12:56And I mean, to top it all off,
12:58I can also come up with fight choreography
13:00just as well as I came up with the dance choreography.
13:02So you other bitches should be scared.
13:05Slay.
13:06Okay.
13:07Slay.
13:09Well, I guess that leaves the chopped liver over here.
13:12Me and Yuri.
13:13No, yeah, I feel like it would be really fun working with you.
13:15I'm a little worried knowing that I have to work with Yuri
13:18because I know she can be a little bit quiet
13:20and she was homeschooled.
13:21So I don't know if she'll be able to bring it out in this.
13:24To the Knights of the Coffin Table.
13:26Huzzah!
13:27Let us go!
13:30What the fuck?
13:31What the fuck?
13:32She needs to turn it down a few notches.
13:34Can I switch teams?
13:35No.
13:36You can keep her.
13:37You can keep her.
13:50This week for Dungeons & Dragons Queens,
13:53I am a troll warlock.
13:55I'm heavily inspired by video games.
13:57So this week I've done some like big shoulders and a big staff.
14:01And at the moment I'm just using a metallic paint to dry brush onto the black to give it a nice shiny finish.
14:08So I feel like fighting might be a bit tricky because I'm a magic based character and obviously no magic can come out of my hands.
14:17So I guess we'll just have to be really good at acting.
14:23My race and class is troll druids.
14:25So this week I'm going to be working on all of the accessories.
14:29I'm going to be creating this awesome staff, making it very naturey.
14:34I'm using jersey material, which is what you would make t-shirts out of pretty much.
14:39You can just take a strip and cut little slits in it.
14:42And when you give it a pull, it can really look like vines.
14:45I feel like on stage, gray is probably my biggest competition when it comes to characterization.
14:51So I think us being together is going to be a powerhouse.
14:56My race and class this week is a goblin wizard.
15:00So I'm cutting this sequin into strips.
15:03This is a stretch sequin, which is kind of important for what I'm using it for.
15:08This is a LARP battle, so when I do swing my weapon around, I want there to be some movement.
15:13So this time I'm going to make sure that I choreograph some wonderful scenes for myself
15:19to make sure that I stand out.
15:23Teen.
15:24Teen.
15:34You want to go LARP in the cauldron?
15:37I think that sounds like a good idea.
15:39How would you hold a stop?
15:41Like this.
15:42Like, something like that.
15:44Wait, no, bend over.
15:45I got you.
15:53Do like a low swing.
15:55I can like hop.
15:58Me and Pai are working very, very well together
16:01as I expected, but once again,
16:03I'm coming up with all the choreo.
16:05I'm coming for you, troll.
16:07I don't think I trust Asia with that bow and arrow.
16:16Let's just say I'm no Katniss Everzine.
16:19The Hunger Games is about to get chopped.
16:22Are we done LARPing already?
16:24Girl, I don't have the energy, honestly.
16:28So I can tell something's on Auntie's mind
16:31and it's kind of holding us back a little bit.
16:33So I want to take her aside
16:34and see if she feels like opening up a bit.
16:37What's going on?
16:38I feel a little bit bad that I came for Gray
16:41about being quiet, especially after Pai accused me
16:45of having walls up.
16:47They do feel like there is still a wall
16:50that like you are trying to kind of crack through.
16:53From one Capricorn to another, fuck you.
16:55I know what it's like to have my guard up,
16:58so hopefully I can have a good conversation with Gray
17:01since he is my partner.
17:02I don't know, I don't know what people want from me.
17:04I think the end goal is just to get to know you better.
17:08I don't know, I feel like this whole experience,
17:09I've said it before, it feels very lonely.
17:11And then it's like we're the only people on this cast
17:14that don't drink, you know?
17:16I grew up with an abusive alcoholic mother.
17:20My whole upbringing, I remember being afraid of her.
17:26My story is a little different.
17:27Like I was the one getting sloppy and drunk all the time.
17:32I was making bad decisions that I would never make sober.
17:36I got in a tussle with a police officer.
17:38I ended up going to jail that night.
17:40Consequence after consequence just kept adding up.
17:43So I'm coming up on a thousand days sober.
17:46This is my sober streak.
17:47It's just a reminder that anytime I'm tempted that,
17:51you know, I got this and life is better sober.
17:54There was one night where she was coming at me and I just broke.
17:57I couldn't do it anymore.
17:58And I pushed her and she fell back.
18:02And my dad, who had been silent the whole fucking time,
18:06who has never fucking done anything about it,
18:08comes in and then reprimands me.
18:11When you're trying to just protect yourself.
18:13I confronted my mom when she was sober.
18:17And I told her about all the horrible things that she did to me.
18:21And then I just saw in her face how horrified she was.
18:27I'm glad that I finally had the courage to confront my mom
18:31because I think that it really helped enrich both of our lives.
18:36You know, she stopped drinking.
18:38And I decided that I did not want to become that.
18:41And I took a vow that I would never drink.
18:44It is very difficult, especially when your trauma involves another person.
18:49But it is your story.
18:51I'm just happy things are better for you.
18:54Gray and I have similar stories.
18:57And I'm really happy that we got to show this to the world
19:03because I just feel like there's so much to Gray that nobody gets to see.
19:07So I'm really excited to be here for this.
19:11I'm very happy that Antti trust me and opened up with me.
19:15I feel like it brought us even closer than we already are.
19:18And we can use this to win another fucking challenge.
19:24Hey-o!
19:26It's the day of the floor show and I am ready to cast some spells.
19:30My strategy this week is to make sure I hit the characters
19:34and make sure this choreo is off the fucking hook.
19:38By Durin's beard, the quest awaits.
19:41Let us traverse to the tavern and roll for initiative.
19:46I'm feeling really stressed right now.
19:48Everybody's talking about strategy.
19:50And I'm over here just like trying to focus on my prosthetics
19:53and like nothing's going right.
19:55So I need some space.
19:57Seems like Pi is really anxious or nervous.
19:59I'm not quite sure what's going on.
20:01So I need to check up on my girl real quick.
20:03What's going on?
20:04I don't know.
20:05I'm like stressed.
20:07I'm like stressed about how much I have to do for this.
20:11And like last week,
20:14Antti kind of told me that we're in an alliance.
20:18But like, it didn't really give me much of a choice to say no.
20:22Are you thinking that we could work together on this?
20:26Are we not already?
20:28I'm listening.
20:30So she thinks that you two are in an alliance right now?
20:32Yeah.
20:33And she specifically was trying to get you.
20:36She was like, we have to get Asia out.
20:38Get me out?
20:39Yes.
20:40I wanted in my heart for Pi to say no to Antti on the spot.
20:45But I feel like we might be able to leverage this
20:47in a deliciously evil way.
20:50I just don't know if I can actually trust her
20:52with the way that she's playing.
20:53To me, that just feels like she's trying to kind of butter me up,
20:55to throw me in the fire.
20:57Asia is my number one in this game.
21:00I'm not going to do something that's going to directly affect her.
21:03That ain't for me.
21:05It makes sense, but let's keep her fucking sights focused.
21:07We got to make it to the top together.
21:09And we got to get her out.
21:10So right now, I am attaching a silicone prosthetic.
21:21So to attach a prosthetic, you have to use a medical adhesive.
21:24Right now, what I'm doing is using acetone to dissolve what's
21:28called the flashing.
21:30And you can really melt it right into the skin.
21:32And that's kind of what you're going for when you're working
21:35with a prosthetic.
21:36And there you go.
22:05You're two-очки.
22:06You're going to use
22:06this video tozip.
22:07You're a nursing.
22:07You're an agent.
22:08And out there's a lovely быть one.
22:09It's a bridge to the massage room.
22:10Eddie's sag at the dichmia.
22:12What did you do?
22:13Didn't you feel you singing band was a talkingietam in the
22:15room where I won?
22:45Welcome to Neverwinter, my bloodthirsty little barbaric bugbears.
23:14Tonight, we've challenged our drag designers to conceptualize and create a new look based
23:19on an assigned playable class and race from the world of Dungeons & Dragons.
23:24As a second part to their assignment, our remaining ruffians must break off into teams
23:28of two and choreograph a battle scene that will be acted out live on location in the
23:34Underdark.
23:35Here to help us judge tonight's floor show, a superstar actor and budding horror icon,
23:41our friend, David Dasmalchuk.
23:45David, it's always a pleasure to spend a late night with the devil.
23:49And I appreciate you coming back after that abysmal alien show from last season.
23:54Well, after that abysmal experience, I guess there is nowhere to go but up.
23:57And as a level 16 Master of the Realm nerd, I'm awfully excited about this challenge.
24:05And our next judge is the winner of the Belay Brothers' Dragula Season 3 and the drag king
24:10of kings, the one and only Landon Sider.
24:14Thanks for having me.
24:15I might be an elf barbarian again, but I can't wait to troll these contestants.
24:20Well, it looks like the doors to Baldur's Gate are about to open.
24:25So without further ado, let's light our torches.
24:28Roll for initiative.
24:29And let this dungeon delve begin.
28:15Oh, my God.
29:45I think we rolled really high scores on this year's D&D campaign.
30:08What do you think?
30:08I agree.
30:09When you play D&D, what is your favorite race in class?
30:14I'll say an elf necromancer.
30:17Wow.
30:18Okay.
30:19I have another question.
30:20Are you interested in quitting all this and just moving to a trailer and starting a new World of Warcraft guild with me?
30:27100%.
30:28Great.
30:28I couldn't agree more.
30:30I think it's a good idea and we'll be much more comfortable than we are today.
30:34Let's talk about Anti-Heroine and Grey Manor.
30:37I mean, collectively, they were absolutely the strongest group.
30:40I think the combat was really good and I thought the looks were exceptional.
30:43I think they really knew their characters.
30:46Like, Anti was just channeling that perfect Zandalari troll and it was exquisite.
30:52Grey looked like a character from World of Warcraft.
30:54I loved all the piecemeal armor and the shield.
30:57Both of them had a lot of fun details.
31:00Oh, speaking of World of Warcraft, this outfit is my tier 6 Karazhan.
31:06100%.
31:06Right?
31:07This is Karazhan realness.
31:09The tier 6 Disc Priest healing garb.
31:11I don't want to be a healer.
31:13Last time I tried that, I fell asleep.
31:15Anyways, let's talk about Asia and Yuri.
31:18Okay.
31:18What did you think?
31:19They were the most difficult to direct and I don't think that Asia ever really nailed it.
31:24She's an archer.
31:26I wanted to see like swiftness, quickness, efficiency and it was like Neo playing the guitar.
31:34It was a hot mess.
31:36She pulled out an arrow and dropped it.
31:38She pulled it back and just let go.
31:40I mean, it was like the opposite of an archer.
31:42It was actually comedic.
31:43I would have practiced that move 300 times because you don't have many other options when you're an archer.
31:48That is the go-to move and that is the one that the audience expects you to nail.
31:53It was definitely questionable.
31:55Now let's talk about Jaharia and Pai.
31:57Yes.
31:58I am so torn on this group because the battle was really fun.
32:02It was really expressive, but I thought Jaharia's look really lacked in the look department.
32:08To Jaharia's credit though, she was the deadliest, baddest bitch in the Underdark.
32:12When I stepped into rehearsal with the two of them, you immediately could tell these are the choreography queens.
32:19Like they knew exactly what they wanted to do.
32:21It was like 5, 6, 7, 8 on lockdown.
32:23The moves were fantastic.
32:25But that goblin, disco wizard.
32:28I have no, like an ice skater's costume.
32:31Like it was crazy to me.
32:31It was very weird.
32:32You're supposed to be a creature of the Underdark.
32:35I can't really let people who have great performance skills, but not great looks, continue in the competition at this point.
32:42But on the other hand, I can't let people who have great looks, but no performance skills, continue either.
32:47It's time to have them both.
32:49True.
32:50Well, let's see what David and Landon think and then we can make some decisions.
32:52I think what you meant to say was, it's time for judgment to begin.
33:13Welcome back to the tavern, my weary warriors.
33:16It's time to find out what the judges thought about your floor shows tonight.
33:20And I want to remind you that no one will be safe in the competition from this point forward.
33:25You will either score among the highest or lowest.
33:28And as I mentioned before, a disregarded detail could very well be the determinant to your downfall.
33:35As always, remember that we are not here to judge your drag.
33:39Drag is art and art is subjective.
33:42What we are judging you on is your experience in mythic dungeons and raids.
33:46And whether you have the gear score to gain entry.
33:50We're going to go down the line and give you each a bit of critique.
33:53And we're going to start with gray matter.
33:56The skull helmet is my favorite part of this.
34:00Look, the shield, the weapon, the chest armor are all nat 20s in my book.
34:06If you came chasing me in a cave, I would be scared crapless.
34:11You can say shitless.
34:14I'd be scared shitless.
34:16Wait, my kids are watching this.
34:19Leaps and bounds from the haunt actor from Last I Saw You.
34:23So great job in improving that.
34:25I love your use of the props too.
34:28They felt very comfortable.
34:29Like you've had them for years and you've just murdered so many people.
34:33And yes, and you enjoy.
34:35I love it.
34:36Thank you, Landon.
34:37The two of you did an excellent job at choreographing your battle.
34:42We didn't have to give you a lot of direction.
34:44You knew what you were doing.
34:45You nailed it.
34:46So job well done.
34:47I want to commend you too because we worked closely in all the fighting.
34:50You and your team collectively came together and had tons of ideas that weren't just moves.
34:55You really leaned into your characters.
35:00Gray looked so fucking cool this week.
35:03I am kind of constantly astounded by the level of detail that they put into their shit.
35:09Like, ugh, get off my neck.
35:11Let's talk about Auntie next.
35:14Hi.
35:14Hi.
35:15The colors I'm seeing, they remind me of the way that colors looked when I was a young D&D player
35:23and wandered into the forest and found some mushrooms of my own.
35:29Earth magic is so powerful and so strong and so are you.
35:34Oh, thank you so much.
35:36I could never be a druid because I'm sensitive and the trees are just too shady.
35:41Oh, God.
35:42Nope.
35:45It's incredible.
35:46I love the mushroom elements.
35:48I thought that was really clever.
35:50I see you with those eyeballs too.
35:51You look incredible head to toe.
35:54So, Auntie, I could tell after watching your troll druid in the woods for five minutes that
35:59you are a serious nerd.
36:02And I love you for that because I just had so much joy watching you bring this character
36:07to life.
36:08I think you did a great job.
36:09Thank you so much.
36:10I love the fight.
36:11You were fast about it, right?
36:14Because when it takes someone ten years to get it down or a hundred takes, you're there
36:18all night and it's horrible and you were ready and it was cut.
36:22So, thank you for that.
36:23Thank you so much.
36:25Auntie looks like the hunchback of Notre Dame because that bitch looks fucking good.
36:30That's a troll.
36:31This, I don't know what the fuck this was, but that's a troll.
36:34Let's move on to Asia.
36:36Hi.
36:37Very sexy.
36:38Ooh.
36:39But somehow, I still feel like the archer missed the mark.
36:43There was something about the consistency that wasn't there for me.
36:47Like, the bones looked like they didn't come from the same world.
36:51It's a very big disconnect with the bodysuit.
36:53If you had included some of the elements of that pattern in your face, it wouldn't have
36:57been as noticeable.
36:58But the charisma you have shines out through the look even though there were some faults there.
37:03The direction and the choreo of the battle was laborious.
37:07It felt a little bit labored and difficult for you to pick up on the moves.
37:11With the bow, you had the one draw and shoot and it was just clunky.
37:15I wanted to see, like, archer because this is an acting challenge and it's a combat challenge.
37:21So, I think you missed the mark on that part of it, but I think the look was stellar.
37:26Yeah, I'll definitely work on my pitching.
37:28I'm more of a catcher myself.
37:29So, yeah, I definitely could have practiced more with the bow and arrow.
37:33My bow and arrow training came from me being delusional.
37:40Things are not looking great, y'all.
37:42Fuck, I guess it's back to retail.
37:45Let's talk about Yuri next.
37:47Hi, hello.
37:48I want more.
37:49I want the sorceress from He-Man meets one of the troll warlock magic users from the forest of Ridley Scott's legend.
37:58But the way that the look played on camera was really impressive.
38:04You look great.
38:06It's a completely different silhouette that we've seen you in before.
38:08I feel like perhaps you spent so much on the glowing elements that the rest of it was a little bit of an afterthought, especially the fabric choices.
38:15So, Yuri, I really liked your troll warlock.
38:20You might look a little bit more like an orc than a troll, but I don't care.
38:24I think you took direction, and I do think you acted out the death.
38:27When we finally got it, it was really good.
38:29So, I think you did a pretty good job.
38:32Are you stalling the troll?
38:33I'm stalling the troll.
38:35You looked like a character on a trading card.
38:38It was so dark and gorgeous and scary, and it was sort of what we wanted this challenge to be.
38:45So, I was happy with it.
38:47Thank you so much.
38:48My critiques are pretty good, I think.
38:50They seem to have found more problems with Asia's performance.
38:53They're mine.
38:54So, I'm a bit worried because we were a team.
38:56Like, are we getting judged as a team this week?
38:58Like, I'm definitely concerned.
39:00Moving on to Jaharia.
39:03This could have been the standout look, but the disco pants, the Doc Martens, the costumey
39:09more elements left me feeling like I rolled a one on a 20-sided dice.
39:14I want more.
39:15I know you've got the gift in you, and I want to see you push yourself.
39:18I think in this case, D&D wasn't so much Dungeons and Dragons.
39:22It was disco and Doc Martens.
39:24That's where my mind kept going.
39:27But I do have to say, this is the baddest bitch in the forest.
39:31I just wish the look matched your energy.
39:34I'm curious how you feel on this look.
39:36I wanted to stand out, but I definitely thought that the sequin was a terrible idea.
39:40And I brought heels for this look, but the mud scared me, so I used my boots instead.
39:44I see.
39:45Yeah, I thought maybe a real lesbian, because that's the only reason why I thought you should
39:48do Langocs.
39:49But to me, I do feel that kind of sci-fi element in here, too.
39:53It was kind of like Star Wars meets Jackson 5, kind of like Yoda Jackson going on up here.
40:00The choreography of that fight was the best that I saw of this challenge, so I commend
40:04you both.
40:05Jaharia and I worked really well together this week.
40:08They said we crushed the choreo, so I think it's going to come down to her look this week,
40:12which...
40:15My idea coming into this challenge was to stand out a bit.
40:22However, with the sequin, I think I stood out a little too much.
40:28And finally, Pi.
40:30You look like an orc warrior.
40:33Head to toe, fantastic job.
40:35From your performance to the execution of the makeup matching the bodysuit, you really
40:40embodied this character very, very well.
40:42Thank you very much.
40:43Everything you did felt like it was coming from the mind and the motivation of this killer
40:48orc badass.
40:49I particularly love the addition of the elkhorn or the deer antler.
40:54It really stood out and made your character look very cool.
40:58Thank you very much.
40:59I really appreciate that.
41:00Your characterization was fantastic, too, because that's not how you always carry yourself.
41:06I have now seen you carry yourself in like five different ways, and I love that.
41:10I grew up playing D&D, and you literally look like one of the monsters in my 12-year-old imagination
41:17that I may have encountered on the battlefield or in some cave or dungeon somewhere, plus
41:22a cock ring chest plate.
41:24And boom.
41:25I dare not say, but I feel like everyone else is about to face a TPK.
41:31Oh my god.
41:32Thank you so much.
41:33I really appreciate that.
41:34Pi looked absolutely incredible this week.
41:36They looked like one of my favorite movie characters.
41:38What was that?
41:39Oh yeah, Shrek.
41:40Gray Matter, Anti-Heroine, and Pi.
41:47Congratulations.
41:48The three of you have scored the highest marks this week.
41:51And while you all did very well, you can't all win in tonight's Battle of Champions.
41:57Tonight's conqueror is...
42:02Anti-Heroine.
42:05I'm a little conflicted about a double win, because I worked hard to win my wins solo,
42:21and these bitches are just getting them passed out to them for free, so kudos on your half
42:25win.
42:26Half a win?
42:28Fuck off, bitch, okay?
42:29I'm gonna die on this hill.
42:31She got one and a half.
42:32Congratulations, you have both won this week's Dungeons & Drag Queens Challenge, and all
42:38three of you may leave the stage.
42:40Oh, thank you so much.
42:41Gray and I won the challenge for this week, and although it was so wonderful working with
42:47that little bitch, I'm also super excited that, you know, we got this chance to bond
42:52together.
42:55Jaharia, your spell backfired tonight, and you are up for extermination.
43:02Aja, you are also up for extermination this week.
43:13Yuri, you have been spared.
43:16You may leave the stage and head to the Ser Vodka Tavern.
43:21Should I leave?
43:22Yes.
43:23Okay.
43:23I'm super excited not to be up for extermination.
43:28I would not want to be in Jaharia or Aja's shoes, especially Jaharia's.
43:36Jaharia and Aja.
43:38You've already engaged in physical combat this week, but being a good D&D player requires
43:44more than just brute force to win.
43:46Tonight, you will all be given a riddle, and if you guess the correct answer to the riddle,
43:51you will not experience the extermination.
43:55However, if you fail to guess the correct answer, you will receive a horribly outdated
44:01bad tattoo of a wizard.
44:03Oh my God.
44:04But that's not all.
44:07There are actually three riddles you must solve tonight, and each time you get a riddle wrong,
44:12the tattoo will become larger and more heinous looking.
44:17Oh my God.
44:20Excuse me?
44:21We bless you both with high wisdom rolls for tonight's extermination, and we'll see one of
44:26you here next week on The Other Side.
44:29Huzzah!
44:47Onward, noble Steve.
44:49Avast, the potions.
44:51I'm so happy.
44:52Auntie and I received a double win, which means we both have two wins.
44:56I'm on my high horse.
44:58Giddy up, bitches.
45:00So, Pai, how do you feel about reteaming with Jaharia?
45:04Honestly, I feel like we work really well together.
45:07That will hopefully be a saving grace for her.
45:09Well, they said the performance was amazing.
45:12It was just the look.
45:13Yeah.
45:13So, at this point, nobody can really hold other people down.
45:17It's going to be what you bring.
45:19Yeah.
45:19Ah!
45:20Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
45:21It's me.
45:22Oh, whoa, wait.
45:24So, that means Jaharia and Asia.
45:28Oh, my God.
45:29Whoa.
45:31You know, the bitch had to stumble at some point, so Asia's up for extermination.
45:36Boo-hoo.
45:36Oh, wow.
45:38This might have been a group challenge, but this was individual stuff, and, you know,
45:44I can't take that kind of thing personally.
45:45At first, I was feeling a little bad that Jaharia was up for extermination, but all of the stuff
45:52that the judges liked was what we did together, so I can't really feel bad for what she did.
45:57Who do y'all think is up?
45:59Hi.
45:59Speaking of the devil.
46:00Oh, hi, bitches.
46:02What's happening?
46:03Well, welcome back.
46:04Give me my drink.
46:05Are y'all feeling okay?
46:06I feel Asia content right now.
46:08Jaharia's going home this week because even though she has done decent in the competition,
46:13she has not snagged a win other than that dodgeball fright feat.
46:16Like, that does not count, girl.
46:18At the end of the day, they loved my performance.
46:21They just weren't a fan of the look.
46:24And for Asia, they hated the performance and they hated the look.
46:29How are you feeling going into this?
46:30Because, like, you do have two wins, and they were kind of early in the season.
46:34I still feel pretty good because I won with the most bitches in the room,
46:39and I still beat the best of the people that are still in here.
46:42The hardest part for me is just knowing that I'm there with you, Jaharia,
46:46and knowing that one of us is going to go home.
46:49It does suck to also, like, have to send you home.
46:52It's not, you know, it's not something that, like, sits well on me,
46:55but I'm very excited to do it.
46:56Well, keep dreaming, but, you know, I know I'll be here next week.
47:00You know, they loved my performance side.
47:01They didn't really like the look for, you know, for Asia.
47:03They kind of, like, didn't like both, so I'm hoping that keeps me here a little bit.
47:07No shade!
47:08I mean, at least I said I looked sexy.
47:10When it comes to tonight, I did have the better critiques overall,
47:14and they, you know, didn't really care for a lot of the things that you did on the floor show this week.
47:19So that's really the one thing that I got going for me,
47:21and I'm going to hold the fuck on to that.
47:23You've already been up for extermination.
47:24This is my first time.
47:26I can't always win everything, so I got to flop sometime.
47:29I think that you've kind of been on a decline.
47:32You started so high, and you started so strong, and you've kind of just been here.
47:36I was just high last week and the week before that, so what are you talking about?
47:41I mean, I was just saying, like, you were just going to low.
47:43I don't want to fight.
47:44I'm sorry.
47:46You know, I love you, Jaharia, but I know it's your time.
47:50You've been up for extermination two times in a row.
47:53I just don't see you walking back in those doors.
47:55It would pain me to say that Jaharia should go home, but bye.
48:02Don't count the exterminations out, you know what I mean?
48:04This may be the second one for me, but it's not my time done.
48:08And by your standard at this point, with two exterminations, when I come back in,
48:12I would be, like, the best winner at this point.
48:14I don't believe that anyone deserves to win this competition without going to extermination.
48:22Yeah, I mean, I think it's an integral part of this entire experience.
48:27It's proving who we are, proving that we need to be here,
48:30and then each of us have been up for extermination.
48:33I have no exterminations.
48:34Next episode.
48:35So, according to Anti-Heroine's Dragula handbook,
48:40I need to face an extermination to qualify for the crown.
48:46Bullshit.
48:47Dragula's a mixed bag.
48:48Having wins is super important,
48:50but being able to face your fears in extermination and overcoming them,
48:54very important.
48:56Let me break it down for y'all people.
48:58Wins mean that you are the best of the week.
49:00Exterminations mean that you are the worst of the week.
49:03So, what do you think is more important?
49:05So, what are you going to do now?
49:07You haven't been up for extermination.
49:09It seems like the qualifiers are here.
49:12So, what are you going to do?
49:13Why don't you all cast a curse on me next week?
49:15How about that?
49:16I'll volunteer.
49:18If I win, probably not likely.
49:20I'm here to prove that I'm worthy as not just a Dragula contestant,
49:25but as a fucking winner.
49:26And if that means that somebody needs to curse me
49:28just for me to prove my right to win a crown,
49:31then I'll fucking do it.
49:32I'll even curse myself, honestly.
49:34Pie, I love you, but you got to shut your mouth sometimes.
49:37Why are you saying you want to curse yourself or get cursed next week?
49:41Absolutely not.
49:42I would never do that.
49:44I don't know why Pie is volunteering for a curse,
49:47but honestly, let's give the bitch what she wants.
49:49When I come back, I will not hesitate to curse you
49:53as much as I love being, you know, your partner, whatever.
49:55It seems like it's fucked me, like, every time.
49:58So, like, I'm going to walk back in the door,
49:59and that's the first thing I'm going to do.
50:00Fuck the fright fee.
50:01Just curse.
50:02Curse pie, curse pie, everybody.
50:04I'm here to prove that I am as much of a monster
50:06as y'all know I am.
50:07Welcome to your extermination challenge, bitches.
50:22Now, today, you will be given a set of riddles.
50:26Answer incorrectly, this is what you'll be getting.
50:28Oh, my God.
50:31When they said heinous tattoo, I knew it wasn't going to be good,
50:34but this shit?
50:36I can't believe I'm up for extermination,
50:39and I have to get a tattoo of a fucking wizard.
50:42God help me.
50:46Israel.
50:49Riddle number one.
50:50Life can be measured in hours.
50:52I only serve to be devoured.
50:55Slim, I am quick.
50:57Fat, I am slow.
50:59Wind is my foe.
51:01What are you saying to me?
51:03I don't know what this is.
51:04I'm just going to say some bullshit.
51:05Just put the tattoo on me.
51:06Let's go.
51:09I'll go with you, Cynthia doll.
51:13You did miss with the bow and arrow.
51:14Age of consent.
51:15Final answer.
51:16Gag, bitch.
51:20Both of you bitches are wrong.
51:22It is a candle.
51:24Oh.
51:24Oh.
51:25Oh.
51:26Oh.
51:26Oh.
51:28Thinking's hard.
51:29Enjoy your first tattoo, uglies.
51:32I will be back shortly.
51:34So the tattoo's cute.
51:35I get a cute little wizard head, and I'm really hoping I don't get the next two riddles wrong.
51:44Honestly, not as bad as I thought it'd be so far.
51:49Now that I'm getting tattooed, it feels like hot-ass cat scratches, which has happened many times.
51:55Kitty's got claws.
51:56Yeah, bro, the thigh just feels very weird.
51:59I chose my thigh because I knew it was a huge fatty area, and I thought it would, like, kind of hurt a bit.
52:04And, truthfully, it wasn't too bad.
52:07All right, bitches, you ready for your next riddle?
52:11I don't have eyes, but once I did see.
52:15I once had thoughts.
52:17Now, white and empty.
52:21I'ma go with a bat.
52:23I'ma go with a Teletubby toilet bowl.
52:25Oh.
52:27Tattoo them both, because the correct answer was a skull.
52:32Of course I got it wrong.
52:34Bring on the wizard tit.
52:41Definitely feeling her.
52:43The original wizard was actually kind of cute, but now they added these old, saggy tits on it, and it looks kind of fucking crazy.
52:54I should have just put the fucking heel on.
52:57Oh, my God.
52:58That should make her as a Doc Martin.
53:00You guys ready for your last riddle?
53:03Yes, I'ma think real hard on this one.
53:05If you drop me, I'm sure to crack.
53:09Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back.
53:13Mirror.
53:13A baby.
53:15Jaharia.
53:17I'm sorry you are incorrect.
53:19Damn it!
53:19Is that not logic?
53:22Like, if I'm holding a baby, right, and it's like a little newborn, and you drop it, it's going to break.
53:27And I also thought when you're staring at a baby, they stare back and, like, smile sometimes.
53:30In my mind, it made sense.
53:32You are correct, Asia Consent.
53:34So you are safe from round three.
53:36I don't give a fuck.
53:37We're doing it.
53:38Even though I got the third riddle right, I want to prove how badly I want to be here.
53:43So fuck it.
53:44Let's get the rest of this tattoo done.
53:46I have been trying for three fucking seasons to get on this show.
53:51I will do fucking anything, even to get these legs tattooed that I don't fucking have to.
53:55I want to be here.
53:58I think I should stay because I think it would complete my wonderful story arc.
54:02I spent most of this time in this competition really, like, competing with myself.
54:06Like, the imposter syndrome is so fucking ridiculous.
54:09Like, I should not be feeling that when I've finally gotten to what I've dreamed of and what I've worked so hard for.
54:16It's hard to be in the alternative scene being black and POC in general just because, you know,
54:23we are on the friend of society and alternative.
54:26You would think it would be accepting, but sometimes it's really not.
54:29That's why it was such a cool thing to be, you know, I'm going to say accepted into this, like, this experience, into this world.
54:37You definitely deserve to be here.
54:39Maybe not after this week.
54:41Bye.
54:42Jahar, your girl, it's time to go.
54:44Pack the bags.
54:46Love you, sis.
54:48What has she done?
54:49On my tattoo, they added Doc Martens.
54:54Oh, you're so fucking funny.
54:58I hate it here.
55:01I hate it here.
55:03Oh, my God.
55:07Did she shit herself?
55:09Wait, let me make her dance.
55:12Let's just say future tricks, they gotta pay the troll toll.
55:16I hate it.
55:46I don't know.
56:16You've caught me at a very inopportune moment.
56:46I don't know.
57:16I don't know.
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