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00:01Previously on Dragula...
00:03Hello, Ugly.
00:05Welcome to Hollywood, where dreams come to die.
00:09For your first test, the epic horror icons reimagined.
00:14There can be only one icon, and that drag monster is...
00:19Asia Consent.
00:21Severity in Aurora.
00:23One of you will not be returning.
00:25The extermination this week, we are going shark diving.
00:29They want a horror? They're about to get it.
00:32Still better watch out, girl.
00:59Welcome back, dolls.
01:04It looks like you survived last week's terrible trip to the ocean depth, and you're back for more.
01:11I can't say it turned out the same way for Severity Stone.
01:15That poor unfortunate soul.
01:20Well, I think it was Aristotle who once said,
01:25Remember, uglies? Life's a bitch and then you die.
01:29And speaking of dying, and bitches, we better get this show on the road.
01:36There's another Barbie just waiting to be barbecued, and I already started the grill.
01:42On that note, get ready kids, because it's showtime.
01:48The curtains are about to open, and I think it's high time these dolls found out who's really pulling the strings.
01:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
02:00DRAG, FILMS, HORROR, GLAMOUR, DRAGULA.
02:19The winner of the Goulet Brothers' Dragula will receive a cash prize of $100,000, courtesy
02:37of us, and the crown and title of Dragula, the world's next drag super monster.
02:49The winner of the Goulet Brothers' Dragula is the winner of the Goulet Brothers' Dragula
03:18of the Goulet Brothers' Dragula.
03:19What is this?
03:20Are we getting more things?
03:22Bitch, I want ones.
03:24It's a new weekend, bitch.
03:25Why are there dolls on the table?
03:27I don't know what this means, but it might be part of the challenge.
03:31Who do you guys think is going home this week?
03:33I personally think Severity.
03:34I love her, but she had the weakest look in the room and she didn't serve it.
03:38I just feel like Aurora should go home because she voted for me.
03:41I did want to ask, since your Chicago sister is in the bottom, how are y'all feeling about
03:48her being there?
03:49Deserved.
03:50Is she your sister?
03:51I voted her.
03:52I was one of the only votes for her.
03:54She only had two votes and it was me and Severity.
03:56Scylla, you talk about Aurora and maybe she's not a monster, maybe she is.
04:00As a person, besides the drag, do you even like her?
04:04I've actually, I have a lot of mixed feelings.
04:09Honestly, Aurora could breathe and Scylla would be mad about it, so whatever.
04:13I don't know what's going on in Chicago, but it doesn't seem like these bitches like
04:17each other.
04:18Like even though Auntie is Scylla's mom, she's ragging on her, Aurora and Scylla obviously
04:24don't get along.
04:25Let's just say this, Chicago is fucked.
04:27But like, what was all of the reimagination with that too?
04:31It was just like mummy Madonna, like with the cone bra?
04:33Well, let's talk about reimagination for a moment because I would beg to say that Asia's
04:39look was over redesigned to the point that I couldn't actually really see Art the Clown
04:44in there at all.
04:45While we do want your look to be a complete reinvention, it's important that your icon
04:50is still recognizable.
04:51In the cauldron, when I said, oh, did anyone disagree with my win, you were real quiet.
04:56And then as soon as we come in this morning, then you have something to say about me.
04:59Yeah.
05:00She won with the look.
05:01Why are you bitter?
05:02Interesting, Pai.
05:03Liked my look last week and then this week you flipped the script.
05:06So I feel like she is bringing those calculations out.
05:09And yours was one of the least reimagined, I thought.
05:12So where was the reimagination of yours besides fashion?
05:14Because all of us are bringing fashion.
05:15Well, not all of us are bringing fashion because some people are in the bottom.
05:18We're not talking about Scylla, we're talking about you.
05:20Excuse me, I wasn't in the bottom.
05:22I was safe.
05:23Do we think without the scroll that I would have been in the bottom?
05:26Yes.
05:27Yes.
05:28We all agree.
05:29Unonymously.
05:30I am used to being underestimated and, you know, overlooked.
05:33So if you don't want to see me as your competition right now, I'll be okay with that.
05:37I think you're delusional.
05:38Ah!
05:39Scylla would not have been safe unless she found that scroll.
05:42Even a blind bitch could tell you that.
05:44What I want to get to is what's the chatter, Mr. Gay Matter?
05:47Bitch, you bought it for me this last week.
05:49I did.
05:50I gave you glamour, gore, and dangerous, bitch.
05:53Glamour?
05:54I didn't see it, sister.
05:55Okay, good for you.
05:56Yeah, it was good for me.
05:57Well, you'll see it.
05:58And what are you bringing then?
05:59Just brains?
06:00I've brought it already, so I'm not concerned about that.
06:03Desiree can talk until her lips fall off, but I stand behind my vote.
06:08Who did you vote for?
06:09Pie?
06:10Oh, yeah.
06:11Why don't we talk about that?
06:13I mean, mine was based on attitude alone, and here you are coming for Asia the first day
06:16after her win, and it's like, hello.
06:18I'm kind of shocked that Majesty decided to vote for Pie.
06:21Pie wasn't even on the bottom.
06:23It's kind of too early to tell, but maybe Majesty is playing a game already.
06:26I voted for Pie because she was being salty last week.
06:28She should be more grateful.
06:30I was intentionally being very quiet in the cauldron because I was actually very happy
06:35to be safe, but I didn't want to put a target on my back, and I decided to double down and
06:40be like, ah, I wish I was in the top, even though I was so happy to be safe.
06:45The reality is that that was the act.
06:48According to my calculations, it's given fate.
06:51I don't know.
06:52This time right now, this feels more performative than I think I've ever seen you, and I was
06:56going to defend you for a second, but this does not feel like real at all.
07:01She thought she was going to be a front-runner in this competition, and she was safe.
07:05It's clearly fucking weird.
07:07Aloha, uglies!
07:09Hi, baby!
07:13So, like, after judgment, I got on a plane to Hawaii, and then I literally just got back
07:23this morning.
07:24Holy shit.
07:25Did you get the shirt there?
07:26Yeah!
07:27They sent that bitch to Hawaii?
07:30Pissed.
07:31I want to go.
07:32But there were, like, hundreds of sharks in that water, bitch.
07:35Shut up.
07:36I'm not even joking.
07:37I looked down, and you couldn't even see the bottom because there were so many sharks
07:40just circling on us.
07:42My god.
07:43You could see the sharks coming to the surface, and they were just, like, circling the boat,
07:48and I was like, okay, and I jumped in.
07:51There were so many waves, and I kept getting in my snorkel.
07:54I thought I was going to drown.
07:56So, for those that don't think I'm monstrous enough, I'm back in this competition with
08:01a vengeance, and I'm taking note on who voted for me, and it's just one person left.
08:06That was, like, such an exhilarating, like, moment for me.
08:10So, thank you, Scylla.
08:11You're so welcome.
08:12And I'm actually really happy to hear that you had a good time.
08:14Scylla better watch her back because I am absolutely coming for her.
08:17She decided to pick a fight with me, and I don't think she can handle it.
08:24So it begins.
08:29Oh, my God.
08:30I think it's up.
08:31Hello, uglies.
08:44Welcome back, and congratulations on surviving your first challenge of the season.
08:49Yeah!
08:52From Chucky to Annabelle to Megan and the Clown from Poltergeist, dolls have been terrorizing
08:57our nightmares for ages.
08:59And for tonight's challenge, you must conceptualize and create a new look and character based on
09:04the theme of killer dolls.
09:07Now, as you know, you can't win Dragula with books alone.
09:14So tonight, once you're all dolled up, we'll be testing your ability to perform live on stage
09:19with a lip sync performance to one of our favorite Slater songs.
09:23I love Hollywood.
09:31Oh, and the doll who kills it in tonight's Floor Show will win a $2,500 shopping spree to
09:37Dolls Kill.
09:42Now, my favorite part.
09:44This week's Cripe Feet.
09:50Tonight, you'll be heading to the gymnasium and competing in a game of drag dodgeball.
09:59Your objective is simple.
10:00Hit people with the ball, avoid getting hit yourself, and outlast your fellow fiends.
10:06The Last Doll Standing will win the ability to cast this season's first curse on an opponent
10:10of their choosing to make their life a living hell.
10:16It's called our Doll Parts Curse, and the victim of the curse will have to get ready for the
10:20floor show with one arm duct taped to their body.
10:25That's right.
10:26The recipient of the Doll Parts Curse will have to beat their faces and get ready for the
10:29floor show with only one arm.
10:34Here to help referee our drag dodgeball game is none other than Dragula's own killer doll.
10:39Your new extra sister for the season, the one and only Cynthia Doll.
10:47Now, head over to our lecherous locker room, get changed into your new uniforms, and get ready to play dodgeball.
10:58Good luck, dolls, and remember, for one of you, this floor show will be your last.
11:05So this week we have a curse, which is crazy.
11:16If I win, I'm gonna curse Majesty because of what she did last week.
11:20That bitch!
11:21So if I win the curse, I'm thinking maybe Auntie or Asia just because I feel like they're great performers.
11:28So, you know, I have to fuck them up.
11:31I don't know, my biggest competition is Auntie, so I feel like I definitely want to curse Auntie.
11:36Auntie.
11:37I could second that.
11:38Asia is open, and she's the one that won last week, so...
11:43Damn.
11:44I wouldn't vote for Auntie or Asia.
11:46I just think it's time for a little bit of payback for throwing me in the Shark Tank.
11:51So I'm gonna give that to Scylla if I get it.
11:53Ooh!
11:54I'm talented with both of my hands.
11:56I haven't seen that yet.
11:58Scylla, who are you voting for?
11:59Probably you.
12:00Why do you keep coming for the top people and not the bottom people or anyone else?
12:03So you're saying that we should kick somebody by all their down now with a curse?
12:08Well, yeah.
12:12Well, enough curse talk, bitches. Let's go play some sports.
12:15Let's hit some dodgeball!
12:16Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports!
12:19Sports!
12:21Stretch!
12:22The Fright feat this week is Dodgeball, and honey, I am scared.
12:31But the winner gets the Doll Parts curse, and mama, I want it.
12:35I am so excited to play dodgeball today.
12:36We got sickening uniforms from the Brulee Brothers, and blood's about to be spilled.
12:40Welcome to Dodgeball, Uglies!
12:53Now, there's five rules to dodgeball.
12:56Duck, dip, dodge, and dive.
13:01That's five, right?
13:02Yeah.
13:03Great!
13:04If you get hit by the ball, you're out!
13:06You're out!
13:07If you catch the ball, whoever throws it is outfetch!
13:11And remember, ghouls, whoever wins gets to catch the Doll Parts curse.
13:18Israel!
13:19Let's get this game on the road.
13:26I've never wanted anything more in my life, so I'm gonna do whatever it takes to win.
13:33Shit.
13:36This is not your high school game of dodgeball.
13:39These divas are crazy.
13:41They're throwing balls left!
13:42They're throwing balls right!
13:44You're trying to duck Matrix style, and then smack!
13:47You're out of here!
13:49You're out, bitch!
13:50My strategy for dodgeball is just to hide behind people, especially Aurora.
13:55I'm catching balls left and right.
13:56I'm getting people out.
13:57I'm so close to winning this, the curse is in my hands.
14:03You!
14:04Out!
14:05Out!
14:06There's the door, bitch!
14:07I'm jumping, I'm dodging, I'm grabbing the ball, I'm catching the ball.
14:24I'm just pretty good at this, actually.
14:26I don't know where this bitch is going, but I'm really afraid that she's gonna get me.
14:31And I am just trying to dodge this motherfucking ball.
14:33You didn't see that coming, did ya?
14:34It's Jaharia vs. Anti, y'all, and this is quite the nail biter.
14:40Bitch, I have to fucking win this.
14:41My life is on the line.
14:42I know these bitches are coming for me.
14:43I gotta get it.
14:44I gotta get it.
14:48That's just pretty true.
14:49It's okay.
14:50Thank you so much.
14:51You didn't see that coming, did ya?
14:52It's Jaharia vs. Anti, y'all, and this is quite the nail biter.
14:58Bitch, I have to fucking win this.
15:00My life is on the line.
15:01I know these bitches are coming for me.
15:03I gotta get it.
15:13We're the last two bitches out there.
15:15I gotta take this bitch down.
15:34That was fun.
15:35That was so much fun.
15:37I want to play dodgeball every day.
15:39Oh, there's a note.
15:40Ooh, we got a note!
15:42Hello, Uggos.
15:43Good job on your fright feet.
15:45As a reward, you each will receive your own drag tour bag.
15:49Courtesy of Grit Dance Bags.
15:51Enjoy and good luck in your floor show.
15:53XO Cynthia Dahl.
15:57Oh my god.
15:58I'm happy to get these dance bags
16:00so these bitches can start packing.
16:02There's also a scroll over here.
16:05I don't know.
16:06I'm assuming that's for me.
16:08I'm a little worried that Jaharia's gonna put the curse on me
16:11since I won last week, but you know what?
16:13I hope the bitch tries it.
16:15So, I have given this actually a lot of thought
16:18and I think this would be a really great opportunity
16:21to make someone at the top shake a little bit.
16:26Dahlia.
16:27Dred.
16:28Oh!
16:29Draxium.
16:30Dahlia.
16:31Dahlia.
16:32Dahlia.
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17:37I'm going to use my LifeCast nose to match more of my prop.
17:42I want more of a fun nose.
17:44If the plastic starts to cool down,
17:47I can use a torch lighter really quick,
17:50and it really just takes it back to its original form,
17:53and I can keep molding it downward.
17:56You can see it's starting to fit my nose a little bit better.
17:59Long way to go.
18:02For my killer dolls this week,
18:03I am inspired by a classic beauty pageant doll.
18:06She is the Little Miss runner-up.
18:08She was never quite the winner,
18:09which is why they had to stop selling her
18:11because nobody wanted to buy the loser.
18:13So she came back to life to kill the competition
18:16and be the ultimate winner.
18:17So I just like to take little strands of hair like this,
18:20and then a little adhesive,
18:22and I like to apply it to the actual, like, latex scalp.
18:25And then once I'm done with that,
18:26I go over it with a lot of red
18:28to make it look like it's literally been ripped right out of their heads.
18:31Because you don't want it to look too clean.
18:33So my inspiration for killer dolls is a marionette doll.
18:38I'm using a lot of satin, a lot of wire, a lot of card,
18:43and heaps of spikes and rhinestones.
18:45I usually use q-tips, but I have this little pencil thingy,
18:48and then I'm just going to lick.
18:50Do you lick it? I don't know. I just did.
18:52And then you pick it up, and you just,
18:53oh, sparkles.
18:55Oh, isn't that beautiful?
18:58Even though I have a mask and we are lip syncing,
19:01don't worry, I have some tricks up my sleeve,
19:03and I just have to wait and see.
19:06I'm doing a Peruvian, like, voodoo doll,
19:09so, like, if Desiree died and found Damballa,
19:12she's going back to her roots.
19:13When I was six months years old,
19:15I was sent to Peru,
19:16because my mom found my dad cheating on her,
19:18and I was raised with my sex sister.
19:20When I was 10, my dad took me back.
19:22I didn't know he was my dad, but he took me back,
19:24and that was, like, very traumatic,
19:26because I was kind of really taken away from the family
19:28that I learned and grew from.
19:31So my look today is drawing inspiration
19:33from my Peruvian culture and my American culture
19:35and kind of fusing together and creating a killer doll.
19:48Babe, come talk first.
19:50Yeah?
19:51I have no idea why Majesty wants to talk to me right now,
19:54but it's catching me off guard.
19:56I have been hearing some rumors behind stage,
19:58and I'm pulling Aurora to the side,
20:00because it kind of involves her.
20:01So while we're gone,
20:04there was one or two girls talking about
20:06you possibly leaking information about being here.
20:09What?
20:10One or two people are trying to get you disqualified.
20:13Girl, like, that's such fucking bullshit.
20:16I heard that someone's trying to potentially
20:18get Aurora disqualified for leaking information
20:20about being on Dragula.
20:22This is a huge deal,
20:24because if someone were to leak stuff,
20:26I could get disqualified from the competition,
20:28and that just terrifies me.
20:29That's fucking crazy.
20:31Who said that?
20:32You tell me.
20:33Girl, what the fuck?
20:35Just to be clear, I don't know who said it,
20:37but I'm trying to figure it out.
20:38You have some demons in there
20:40that are trying to take you down.
20:41Like, for real.
20:42I, like, can't trust anyone.
20:44Like, I literally cannot.
20:45I don't want this for you.
20:46I just wanted to come here and show what I can do.
20:48Like, that's it.
20:52I think it's Scylla,
20:53because why has Scylla been coming for me since day one?
20:56My plan is to keep this to myself
20:58and make sure I get Scylla the fuck out of her.
21:00More show day.
21:06Ready to get all dolled up?
21:08So it's the day of the Killer Doll Floor Show,
21:10and we have to lip sync to I Love Hollywood,
21:12which makes me a little bit nervous,
21:14but I'm also excited.
21:16I'm looking forward to going in this week.
21:18I'm excited to show, like,
21:19a more glamorous, softer side of Scylla today.
21:21That exists?
21:23Yeah.
21:24They were pretty soft last week, too.
21:26Glamour.
21:28She does glamour.
21:29I'm definitely still fuming from the information
21:32that Majesty gave me,
21:33but I'm here to win and do the competition,
21:36so I'm just going to focus on the floor show today.
21:40Oh, daddy.
21:43Oh, my God!
21:46Oh, dear.
21:47It's the day of the Killer Dolls Challenge,
21:49and I have to do my makeup with one hand taped behind my back.
21:53Thanks, Jaharia.
21:55Good job, Israel.
21:56Doing my hard work.
21:58Doing the Lord's work.
22:00Doing the Lord's work.
22:02Well, here we go.
22:05I feel great.
22:06This bitch is over here one-armed, okay?
22:08I'm about to look fucking cunt.
22:10It's going to be a good challenge.
22:12Yeah, I think so, too.
22:14Bitch, good luck doing it with one arm.
22:16I do not want to be in her spot right now.
22:18Hey, can I come talk to you in the other room?
22:21Yeah.
22:22I'm not sure why Pai's trying to pull me aside,
22:25but it better be to apologize.
22:27Me and Asia have been having a little bit of friction,
22:30and I'm hoping that I can pull her aside
22:32and prove that she can trust me.
22:34I just wanted to, like, apologize for giving you the wrong impression
22:38that I was somebody that you, like, couldn't trust.
22:40I just wanted to kind of, like, level with you on that.
22:42I mean, I have to be honest.
22:43Like, it just felt very phony to me, like,
22:45first time when we're in front of everyone again,
22:48then you say that.
22:49I would beg to say that Asia's look was over-redesigned.
22:54Pulling me aside right now, too, it's like,
22:56why do you not say this in front of everyone?
22:58Because they're getting a different story,
23:00and I'm getting a different story right now.
23:02You know what I'm saying?
23:03Yeah, I do know what you mean.
23:04Um, well, I'm curious.
23:06You have a wing under your belt,
23:08and I'm wondering if maybe you feel like you have a target on your back
23:12and maybe having, like, an ally might prove to you
23:17that I do care about you,
23:19and I'm here to maybe play a game, but not against you.
23:22I'm interested in allyship, but I don't fully trust you.
23:27I feel like Pi has only asked for me
23:29because I won last week and, again, calculated.
23:32You can trust me with this.
23:34I won't curse you.
23:36I think you are an amazing competitor.
23:38Trust is something that's really hard for me to get past,
23:42and it's something that I've been dealing with,
23:44even getting ready for this competition.
23:46I have trust issues because I found out that my partner cheated on me,
23:50and we've been together for six years,
23:52and they were cheating on me for almost five,
23:54so I'm not ready to let anyone else in at this point.
23:57This was happening while we were getting married,
23:59and I don't want to trust someone and get hurt again.
24:02Yeah.
24:03Going through that, it made me not trust anyone
24:06and feeling like everything's phony.
24:08I had no clue that Asia was going through this much heartbreak
24:14and deceit and betrayal.
24:16Like, I feel really bad.
24:18Just know that you're not going through this alone anymore.
24:21Thank you, and I definitely see you as a friend.
24:24I just, I don't want to fully commit to an alliance or anything right now.
24:28Whether you like it or not, I'm here to help you.
24:31Obviously, we have a lot of shit to work through,
24:34but I think this is a really good step in the right direction.
24:37When it comes to makeup, it doesn't matter if you're one-handed
24:47or you're painting with your knee.
24:49Makeup's very forgiving.
24:50That's what I love about this medium.
24:52You know, if you fuck something up, you can just fix it,
24:56delete something.
24:57It's always a silver lining,
24:59and the silver lining is Johari as a kind.
25:07Oh, not that.
25:22Attention, competitors.
25:24Attention, competitors.
25:26The floor show is about to begin.
25:37You are so cute.
25:39Wait, wait, wait.
25:41Watch the beat right now.
25:43I photos and photos and photos.
25:46What's up?
25:47I'm so cute.
25:49You look.
25:51You look.
25:53You look.
25:55You look.
25:56You look.
25:57You look.
25:58You look.
25:59You look.
26:00You look.
26:02You look.
26:04You look.
26:06Hello, doll face, and welcome to our
26:36Morbid Little Malibu Mansion.
26:39For tonight's task, we've challenged our competitors to conceptualize and create new drag monster looks based on the theme of killer dolls.
26:48As a second part to tonight's assignment, our fashionable themes must also choreograph and present a lip-sync performance to a special song here on the main stage.
26:58Here to help us judge tonight's floor show is our friend till the end and the creator of the most infamous killer doll in horror history.
27:06The one and only Don Mancini.
27:10Don, we are absolutely thrilled to have you here.
27:13Thank you so much for having me.
27:15You know, a number of my friends and colleagues have been judges on previous seasons, so I've had a bit of judge envy, so it's good to finally have made it here.
27:23And our next judge is superstar actor and the woman who brought life to our beloved horror icon Tiffany Valentine, the beautiful and deadly Jennifer Tilly.
27:35Hi!
27:35Jennifer Darling, we are absolutely thrilled you could be here with us, and I do hope our dolls put on a show you'll never forget.
27:44I'm really excited to be here.
27:46I've played a killer doll half my life, so I have a special affinity for dolls.
27:51Well, well, well, it looks like the toy store is about to open, so I think it's time we dim the lights, start the music, and let the doll show begin.
28:21I'm really excited to be here with you.
28:51I'm really excited to be here.
29:21I'm really excited to be here with you.
29:51I'm really excited to be here with you.
30:21I'm really excited to be here with you.
34:42And we'll be right back.
34:45Help her for it.
34:46The only thing about Aurora's body suit,
34:47it's a little bit ill-fitting,
34:49you know?
34:50I think she needs a new pattern,
34:51kind of saggy in the back.
34:52Not to be rude, it just is.
34:55I mean look.
34:56I'm a judge,
34:57it's my job to look for these things,
34:59and the ass is sagging.
35:01Jaharia. The lip sync was spot on and the energy was through the roof.
35:06Why does she have a sword?
35:07Who cares? It's cool.
35:08Well, I do because it's a doll challenge. I'm like, how are you a doll? Like, where's the doll?
35:12Where's the doll, sis?
35:13Where's the doll, mama? Where's the dolls?
35:15I kind of want to talk about Scylla for a minute because I feel like I'm not sure if she's TV ready.
35:20So you didn't appreciate that JonBenet meets Honey Boo Boo?
35:23If you purposely expose your knees and your elbows, why would you not make them look like a doll?
35:29It basically says, I didn't think about this.
35:32I think that we see a great artist with cool ideas, but they haven't refined their craft enough at the level that everybody else is.
35:39And that concerns me.
35:40Let's move on to Desiree.
35:43She just, I almost felt like phoned it in.
35:46The look was kind of ill-fitting. It just like swallowed her up.
35:49And they knew it was going to be a lip sync challenge.
35:51So they purposely designed their look to not be able to move in it, which is not smart.
35:56It was very confusing to me.
35:57Yeah.
35:58I think Majesty did great tonight.
36:00Somehow Majesty comes out and always delivers a really thought-provoking performance.
36:06I think Majesty is a very cerebral artist and showed us again, reminded us that they are a great performer who has imaginative ideas.
36:15And they were a doll. Imagine that.
36:17Very doll.
36:18I think the time has come because I love this challenge and I love, love, love the guest judges that we have tonight.
36:26Me too.
36:28So let's get them in here and start Judgment.
36:30All right, dolls.
36:32You all did extremely well in your first performance challenge of the season.
36:38So please give yourselves a round of applause.
36:40Yes!
36:42And before we begin, I want to remind you that we are not here to judge your drag.
36:50Drag is art and art is subjective.
36:52What we are judging you on is your drag as it relates to this competition and the challenges
36:57that we put before you.
36:58Now, Jaharia, anti-heroine, Scylla, Desiree Dick, Grey Matter, and Pi.
37:04Please activate your points of articulation and move your plastic forms forward and move your plastic forms forward.
37:31You six have earned the highest and the lowest scores of the evening.
37:41If I did not call your name, you are safe.
37:43And you may head to the cauldron where you can enjoy a variety of serve vodka libations
37:47and argue about whether you were actually safer in the bottom or how we got it all wrong.
37:52I am so grateful to be safe.
37:55See, Pi?
37:56It's not that hard.
37:57I'm glad to be safe this week, but thoughts and prayers go out to Scylla.
38:01Hope she's in the bottom.
38:02Before you go, I do want to warn you that we collectively felt that we saw too many clowns on stage tonight for a doll challenge.
38:10So please change it up in the future if you see a common theme amongst your peers.
38:15You can leave the stage and head to the cauldron.
38:18I was surprised to see so many clowns on stage.
38:20I thought I had an original idea, but...
38:22Now, of the starlets remaining, it's time to separate the Barbies from the statues.
38:29We're going to give you each a bit of critique, and we're going to start with Pi.
38:34Pi!
38:35I'm really liking the look.
38:37It overall has a kind of camp vibe that's definitely in my wheelhouse, so points for that.
38:43Your lip sync was spot on.
38:45I felt like it was very creepy because it was a weird kind of optical illusion because the little head was singing out of the mouth.
38:54I sort of expected the jagged mouth to be doing the lip syncing, but it wasn't.
39:00Pi, I'm really enjoying the scale of the looks that you're bringing to the show so far.
39:05You are definitely polishing every inch of your looks, and you're doing a great job.
39:10And I think your lip sync was great as well.
39:12Thank you so much.
39:13That means a lot.
39:14Pi looks fucking incredible.
39:16I love the way they interpreted this challenge.
39:18It was like a sock puppet when I was in.
39:22Let's talk about Jaharia.
39:24Jaharia.
39:25Jaharia.
39:26I loved your dance.
39:27You had so much energy.
39:29When you got down from the squats, I was like, is she going to bounce back up?
39:32And yes, you did.
39:33And then you finished it off with the Kyle Richards split.
39:35You reminded me of a video game character.
39:41Like, you're the one all the gays want to pick for fighting.
39:44And you definitely leveled up tonight, I think.
39:48Thank you so, so much.
39:49You're so sweet.
39:50Jaharia, I loved your whole palette.
39:52The whole purple-green thing going on, it reminded me of a Dario Argento movie.
39:57It's a palette we use a lot on Chucky.
40:00Definitely glam, horror, and very successful in that regard.
40:05I think the look, maybe it was a little quiet.
40:07I was getting Monster High doll from it, which I like.
40:10I think the wig particularly looked very Monster High.
40:14Yeah, I think you did a great job.
40:17The scale is a little small, but I kind of don't give a shit about that because your performance
40:22and your lip sync was so spot on.
40:24I think you gave me more than I needed in that department to bring me up to par with the doll look.
40:30Thank you so much.
40:31There's just no doll a part of this.
40:33She looks like a showgirl ready to cat kitty cat.
40:35I don't really see the doll.
40:36Let's talk about Scylla next.
40:38Scylla, I gravitate towards you because you remind me of Bride of Chucky.
40:46But I think the ball got away from you once or twice.
40:48You kind of got tangled up in it, so maybe too much enthusiasm when you're shaking.
40:54I didn't know what the trophy was.
40:56That confused me and it just made me think maybe you didn't need that prop.
41:00And so it just sort of felt like an unnecessary add-on.
41:04Everybody should get a trophy.
41:05I see everyone has a phallic symbol up there on stage.
41:08Pretty much.
41:09Yes, yes, yes.
41:10We love our phallic symbols.
41:12Tonight was a little bit of a miss for me.
41:16I love this idea of scalping your competitors, but I don't think it was taken far enough.
41:21You have the mind of an artist.
41:23You have to just like learn how to translate those things to really knock it over the head.
41:27Okay, thank you.
41:28I would like to see more polished in your final looks.
41:33So the idea is there.
41:34I just think you need to elevate it a little bit.
41:35Okay, thank you so much.
41:37I think Scylla looks really cute today.
41:39Scylla's look really is giving runner up.
41:45Let's talk about anti-heroine next.
41:48I know that Jaharia had cursed you.
41:52Did you ultimately feel that that curse hurt you or maybe ended up helping you?
41:56I was still laser focused.
41:58I feel like it didn't set me off too much.
42:00I don't know if it helped me.
42:02Really well done.
42:04Anti, you are very comfortable on stage.
42:08That kind of like heaving and bobbing of a Jack in the Box is very menacing.
42:12I think you made a lot of really good choices tonight.
42:15I love how far you pushed the whole concept.
42:18You were still able to perform and lip sync even though you were trapped from the bottom
42:22down.
42:23So well done.
42:25Back in the Box, I never want to eat at your restaurant.
42:27I really did enjoy your performance.
42:30The whole thing was really, really, really creepy.
42:34Yes.
42:35Creepy in a good way.
42:36Creepy in a good way.
42:37I enjoyed it.
42:38It was different.
42:39Thank you so much.
42:41Anti's taking a big risk this week.
42:44Hopefully it doesn't work.
42:47Let's move on to gray matter.
42:49Your costume just has an incredible amount of craftsmanship on display.
42:55The overall brilliance of it is incredibly impressive.
42:59Amazing job.
43:00Ah, thank you.
43:01You look like my paralysis demon.
43:04Oh my God, there is two.
43:07Two paralysis demon hands.
43:09It was just really, really good.
43:11Fabulous and creepy at the same time.
43:14It seems like creepy is my favorite word to describe all these fabulous performers.
43:20But what if you had high heel platform shoes?
43:24You could have maybe strutted a little bit more.
43:26But you know, you moved really well in those little jester shoes.
43:31This is very cinematic.
43:32And there was a sarcasm and a wit to your performance that I really enjoyed.
43:37You were very confident and entertaining and creepy too.
43:41Creepy.
43:42Word of the day.
43:43Everybody at home, take a drink anytime somebody says creepy.
43:47You'll be good and drunk by the end of the episode.
43:50Grey Matter, I thought your performance tonight was the biggest surprise.
43:54And it was funny.
43:55That was the part that I think was the most unexpected.
43:58Is that you really brought physicality and comedy to the stage.
44:02Ugh, my heart is so full.
44:04And I would also like to see you in high heels sometimes too.
44:06It's coming.
44:07Grey Matter was giving like those creepy dolls that your grandma has in her house.
44:12And he did really good at it.
44:13He looked very like that.
44:15And last but not least, Desiree Dick.
44:19Hi.
44:20So we had two challenges before us.
44:23We had doll and we had lip sync.
44:25And I think in both departments you delivered maybe halfway there.
44:29What I did like about it though was this usage of batting.
44:32It was clever, but I was also confused.
44:35This is a doll, but I don't know from where or exactly why or how.
44:40Desiree, the hat in your performance threw me off.
44:43It took so long for you to take it off and actually reveal the awesomeness that was going on underneath.
44:50I think it would have been maybe useful to have deployed that a bit sooner.
44:54I got you.
44:55It was, to use the word of the day, very creepy.
45:00Your lip sync sometimes got a little muddy.
45:03Perhaps you were a little hammered by having the giant skirt, but I felt like you used it very well and it was quite entertaining.
45:09The makeup was a little similar to last week.
45:12So I want to see you beat your face.
45:15Like I want to see your face fully beat and dragged out.
45:18There you go.
45:19Out of context, Desiree's outfit just seems a little ill-fitting.
45:24It seems like it's just kind of swallowing her whole.
45:27Been there.
45:29I'm so sorry.
45:30I don't mean to try to find out my idol.
45:32I'm a little disappointed in myself.
45:33I know I could do better and I know I have the guts to keep going.
45:36And right now I feel a little down.
45:38You're fabulous.
45:39You're fabulous.
45:40You're fabulous.
45:41Just to be here.
45:42And your dance was amazing.
45:43And your dress is gorgeous.
45:44And the fingers, but you're amazing.
45:45A cute classic never goes out of style.
45:46It never goes out of style.
45:47You're so beautiful.
45:48I'm so sorry.
45:49I'm so sorry.
45:50I'm so sorry.
45:51I don't mean to try to find out my idol.
45:52I'm so sorry.
45:53I don't mean to try to find out my idol.
45:54I'm so sorry.
45:55I'm so sorry.
45:56I'm so sorry.
45:57You're fabulous.
45:58Just to be here.
45:59And your dance was amazing.
46:00And your dress is gorgeous.
46:01And the fingers, but you're amazing.
46:04A cute classic never goes out of style.
46:06It never goes out of style.
46:09Jennifer Tilly fucking hugged me.
46:11That was mother.
46:12I felt mothered.
46:13The amazing words Jennifer Tilly is giving me is giving me all the fire I need to stay in
46:18this competition.
46:19Grey Matter, Anti-Heroine, Jaharia, and Pai.
46:23While you four scored the highest marks this week, there can only be one friend to the
46:28end in this house.
46:29And the winner of this week's Killer Dolls challenge is...
46:38Anti-Heroine.
46:40Yes.
46:41I can't believe I won my first challenge.
46:44I feel like these bitches should be shaking in their boots because not only did I win,
46:47but I won with the fucking curse.
46:50Take that, Jaharia.
46:51Congratulations, Anti.
46:53You have won this week's challenge and a $2,500 shopping spree to dolls kill.
46:59Thank you so much.
47:01This means a lot to me.
47:02You four may leave the stage and head to the cauldron.
47:05I love you so much.
47:07Congratulations.
47:08I'm okay.
47:09I'm okay.
47:10I'm okay.
47:11I'm okay.
47:12I'm okay.
47:13I'm okay.
47:14I'm okay.
47:15I'm okay.
47:16I'm okay.
47:17Desiree.
47:18We definitely don't mean to hurt your feelings.
47:19No, no.
47:20Don't worry about it, bitch.
47:21It's...
47:22I got it.
47:23Don't worry.
47:24I know that you are a punk bitch and you can handle it.
47:26Yeah.
47:27I want to see you rise to this.
47:28In honor of our Killer Dolls challenge, we thought we'd bring back a version of one
47:33of Dragula's most infamous extermination challenges from season two, our human pincushion piercing
47:40challenge.
47:41When you leave the stage, you'll be heading directly to our piercing parlor, where our augmentation
47:48specialists are waiting to pierce you with a variety of artistically applied decorative
47:54needles.
47:55Your task in the parlor is simple.
47:57Endure the experience, don't lose consciousness, and take more than your fellow competitor does.
48:04Enjoy the experience, dolls.
48:06And remember, pain can be pleasure if you know how to spin it.
48:12I, I, I like that because you're laughing.
48:27Yes.
48:28Oh, bitch.
48:29We're safe, bitches.
48:30Girl.
48:31I need this cocktail now.
48:33It feels good to be safe.
48:34This was a performance challenge, and I'm not the best dancer, so I'm just glad that I'm
48:38not going home looking like a clown.
48:40Yuri, do you feel redeemed from your Dracula moment?
48:43Yeah, I don't know.
48:44Dracula last week was a bit basic, and once a bit, eh.
48:47Well, for some.
48:48Well, mine was.
48:49I wanted to be higher, but I'm very happy to be safe.
48:52I love that you're wearing a bikini after you went swimming with sharks.
48:56As we were getting ready for this challenge, I did have something a little weird happen
48:59to me, actually, earlier in the college.
49:01Really?
49:02Pie pulled me aside, and they said that they wanted me to be in an alliance with them.
49:06Wow.
49:07So I wanted to spill the tea because Pie's telling me one thing and sharing something
49:11with everyone else, and I feel like we need to have it all out in the open.
49:14Can we even trust her?
49:15Like, what's real about her if we don't know?
49:17Like, how do we even know?
49:18So what did you tell her?
49:19You said yes.
49:20I'm not telling her.
49:21I mean, I'm telling y'all that that would be a good alliance if I just spread it right
49:24now.
49:25It's only week two, bitch, and you're already trying to pull people aside and make alliances.
49:29Seems kind of shady to me.
49:31No, please.
49:32Remain seated.
49:33No need for a standing ovation.
49:36Okay.
49:37How are you feeling?
49:38Well, I'm feeling high in the sky, even if I did try to get knocked down by this bitch
49:44over here.
49:45Which one?
49:46Who?
49:47Who knocked you down?
49:48You, bitch!
49:49Me?
49:50Oh, you're so welcome.
49:51Even with the curse, I still won.
49:53Congratulations, bitch.
49:54That bitch really beat me in a box.
49:57I'm calling FedEx.
49:59Hola, putas!
50:02I need a fucking drink.
50:04I'm in the bottom this week, and I should stay because I'm ready to fucking go.
50:07Bitch, you're going fucking home.
50:09I'm not going home.
50:10I put a lot of my fucking love into this goddamn drag, and you are looking like a basic asshole
50:15that no one wants in the flip shop.
50:17I mean, you met your idol, so you can leave on a high note.
50:20Don't worry, because next week, you're not gonna be here.
50:23I'm not worried.
50:24Okay, okay, that's fine.
50:25And at the end of the day, you did really bad.
50:27At least I have a really good concept.
50:28I did really bad.
50:29Yes, you did.
50:30They had critiques about your performance and your look.
50:32Your breastplate was bad, your first look was bad, and this is bad!
50:36So what the fuck?
50:37What the fuck are you coming for?
50:43In this moment, I felt sweet, sweet vengeance.
50:46I was having a great-ass time watching Scylla get roasted by Desiree.
50:50And also, Desiree made a lot of points.
50:53I loved it.
50:54I think you're fighting for your life right now.
50:56I'm fighting for my life.
50:57I want to hear more from you.
50:58You're not saying anything, girl.
50:59You want me to fight for my life?
51:00Scylla fight!
51:01I have the tenacity to be here.
51:02I have the drive to be here.
51:04I want to be here so fucking bad.
51:06And anyone who thinks I don't want to be here is fucking, you're out of your goddamn mind.
51:10Okay?
51:11Just because I can't get a word in with you doesn't mean I don't feel like I have the fight in me.
51:14That's fine.
51:15I don't know what the fuck these bitches are on, but cool it the fuck off.
51:18Oh my God.
51:19I'll tell you, I see the fire in Desiree right now.
51:22I just see you raising your voice.
51:23Do you want me to break my fucking glass?
51:24Yes!
51:25Like, what do you want?
51:26I'm just feeling like this entire time I've been underestimated by all of you, so honestly-
51:31We've seen multiple things from you by now, and I'm just not-
51:34And we've seen multiple things from her by now, too.
51:36A lot of people have had a lot to say.
51:37But my stuff is polished.
51:38Bitch, you're not polished.
51:39Nothing you've shown is polished.
51:41Okay, great.
51:42You too.
51:44Great, great comeback, girl.
51:46Okay, you too.
51:49Where are the needles?
51:50Give them the fucking needles.
51:54Can I get another cocktail, please?
51:55Babies, I don't know.
51:57I feel like you come for everyone on their looks.
52:00Uh-huh.
52:01But like, you can't come for someone when you look like that.
52:03You know?
52:04The belay say bring big, bring amazing drag, bring everything.
52:07All I see-
52:08Where is that?
52:09Bitch, I can't- look at this!
52:10What the fuck?
52:11It's big.
52:12I don't know if it's amazing.
52:13What story are you telling?
52:14That I'm a little toddlers and tiaras pet adult.
52:18I honestly have no idea who's going home.
52:20You know, let's just send any home.
52:23Okay, Divas, we've been on the subject for a long time.
52:26Um, I'm gonna change it up a bit.
52:27Asia, I heard you got some weird news earlier.
52:31Excuse me, bitch?
52:33Yes, I was pulled aside by Miss Pie.
52:36Oh my god, that's me.
52:37Yeah, she told me that she wanted to be in an alliance with me.
52:42I'm feeling so betrayed right now.
52:45She stabbed me in the back.
52:46I propose to you for me to be your ally.
52:51Ally and alliance are kind of the same.
52:53Obviously, this season is full of twists and turns, and I thought that you would appreciate having somebody on your side, considering you won week one, and you have a target on your back.
53:01But now here you are talking about all of that to everybody else for no reason at all, after you and I had what I thought was an actual good connection moment, where you talked to me about things that you haven't talked to anybody else in the cast with.
53:15But now you're making me second guess that.
53:17I do feel a little guilty sharing that, because we did share a tender moment, and I was able to be vulnerable with her.
53:22But at the end of the day, this is a competition, and I want everyone to see all the cards.
53:27Except for mine.
53:28I mean, when it comes down to it, we're playing a clean game right now, but there are a lot of people here that could very easily, at any moment in this game, start to knock out the top competition.
53:38And we all know that. Don't act fucking stupid. Like, we all know people are going to start flipping around.
53:43All I was trying to do was show that I can be a good fucking friend and actually support somebody.
53:48We weren't there for that. All we're hearing is alliance, and I mean, that word itself has such a negative connotation behind it when it comes to a competition.
53:55We're playing a game. This is not just a competition anymore. This is a game. They have turned this into a game.
54:01We were voting for each other to go out, and now you're trying to say that it's just a competition and not a game?
54:06I'm gagged right now. I did not think Pi was going to freak out this fucking much, but let the bitch run.
54:12All right, Asia. If you don't want to work together, then I guess we're working against each other, so the gloves are coming off.
54:19Nothing's going to take that moment away from us, but I'm feeling a little betrayed, and now I'm not sure if I can fully trust you.
54:26This week's extermination is human pin cushion, and I'm not ready for this because I'm afraid of needles, and it kind of triggers me a little bit.
54:42This extermination is intense. Getting pierced is not easy. You have to have thick skin for it.
54:48When they put the needle through you, you can feel every little inch that that needle goes through your body.
54:53So it's a matter of being relaxed, breathing slowly, and trying not to pass out.
54:58I think I can handle needles really well, so I don't see myself going home for this extermination.
55:03This needle's going in my knee, and I feel like it's going to break my leg.
55:31I'm dying.
55:37I've been pierced a lot in my face, but getting pierced in my knee, I've never felt anything like this before.
55:52I thought the pain would piece itself up a bit, but it feels like it's only getting worse.
55:57I gotta go. Oh my god.
56:01Time to die.
56:08Concha tu madre. Oh my god.
56:10That felt like the first time I lost my virginity, god damn.
56:22This needle feels like a bee is stinging my neck, but I'm not going to let it stop me.
56:27This pain is getting worse and worse, and it's more uncomfortable than it is pleasurable.
56:40I feel like I'm getting a little lightheaded, and I've never felt pain like this before.
56:55I can see white. I feel like my head is fuzzy. I feel like I could fucking fall over any minute.
57:01Do more. I want more.
57:03Dame mas.
57:04Like Erica Clash says, give me more, bitch. Dame mas. Dame mas. Quiero mas.
57:07I want to be here, and I'm not afraid to say what's on my mind.
57:11I'm fucking coming back in that goddamn lab, and I'm going to show all these motherfuckers who say,
57:15oh, you got crafty shit. Oh, you got the crafty shit.
57:17Well, y'all look basic. I'm a fucking big fan, and I'm a fucking comeback even fucking harder.
57:22Bigger dick, thicker dick, curvier dick, and longer fucking foreskin dick.
57:27Fucking get ready. I'm fucking coming for all you motherfuckers.
57:32I'm not done. Silla's going home. Your flight to Chicago is already packed.
57:37Bye-bye.
57:41No!
57:54I can't remember you guys doing that.
57:57Peace be.
57:58602, take one.
58:00And action.
58:02I fucking destroyed that extermination. I took so many more needles than Desiree did,
58:06and I was laughing and having a good time while she was sitting over there crying.
58:11I'm about to bring it to the up.
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