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00:01Previously on Dragula.
00:04I'm still here.
00:08You coming back, it's like great.
00:10Now we're going to have to do it all over again,
00:12but this time I hope the cords snap.
00:14Tonight you will prove your ability to utilize filth in your drag
00:17by creating a new look inspired by the theme trash can children.
00:22Only one D.Va's dumpster fire burned the brightest.
00:25And the winner of our trash can children challenge is
00:28Throb Zombie.
00:32Onyx and Cynthia, you are both up for extermination.
00:35Awaiting you in the extermination room are two buckets
00:38filled with thousands of filth feeding fat juicy little worms
00:42and malodorous maggots.
00:44I should say because I have so much more to show
00:47and so much more to give.
00:49I think Onyx is going home.
00:50I'm sorry Onyx, your time is up.
00:53It's time to die.
00:58Oh, no.
01:14Ah. Greetings my ghostly guest.
01:16And welcome back to another eerie installment of total death and destruction.
01:21destruction. It really is deliciously addictive, isn't it? Well, now that you're finally here,
01:28it's time that we get you all checked into your spectral suite, because the next chapter in our
01:32phantasmal pageant is about to begin. And trust us, you don't want to miss one supernatural second
01:39of it. When we last left off, Onyx on Dick's Failed the Extermination was ripped to pieces
01:44by killer dolls and thrown in the trash. While Throb Zombie shocked misogynists everywhere,
01:51by snatching the win and proving they are, so far, the reigning king of filth this season.
01:57Now, at this point in the competition, our marvelous little monsters have only been tested in their
02:02abilities to sew, craft, and make up their faces. But I think it's high time we start to see if they
02:07can perform as well as they can paint. So why don't you head up to your room and get changed and try
02:14and do something with them. All of that. And get ready for a truly ethereal experience.
02:22Drag. Filth. Horror. Glamour. Dragula. She's a killer. Queen. Dragula. She'll make you scream. Drag, drag, drag,
02:52Dragula. The winner of the Boulay Brothers' Dragula will headline the upcoming Dragula World
02:58Tour, receive a $100,000 grand prize courtesy of us, and the title of Dragula, the world's
03:06next drag super. Drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag.
03:11AHHHHHHHHH!
03:39Let's do it again!
03:40Oh, we made it. Another challenge.
03:46Last week, Cynthia and Onyx were in the bottom,
03:48but I think Onyx is going to go home
03:50because we didn't really get to see who she was in drag,
03:53and I think Cynthia presents a very clear image of who she is.
03:57So who do y'all feel like is going to go home?
04:00I think Onyx is a freak,
04:02so I'm pretty confident about her skills.
04:05I think Cynthia's going to fight really fucking hard.
04:08I think she's going to fight.
04:10Because she wants to fight with you.
04:12Literally, she wants to tear me down.
04:14Speaking of, I've been saved for two weeks,
04:16and it's really like kind of getting in my head.
04:18Save can also mean you could be in the bottom and the top before you know it.
04:22So I feel like Fantasia hasn't been the top yet
04:25because I just haven't seen her bring the ferocity of some of the other monsters.
04:30I want to see something sinister.
04:32Neo, Ork, y'all both have been in the top both weeks.
04:36Are y'all nervous?
04:37Being with Neo, I fucking adore this bitch.
04:40This bitch makes me work even harder every single day.
04:44And that's what I wanted.
04:45And that's what I'm getting.
04:49Neo definitely make me blush.
04:51She told me I was cute in the first courtroom.
04:57Did I have a naughty dream about them?
05:00I did.
05:01Do we have a situation going on?
05:04Maybe.
05:05Maybe.
05:06Like, it's too early to tell, yeah.
05:09Anna, I know we talked about this a little last night.
05:12I want to see you fucking, like, going for the disgustingness just as much as I am.
05:18I mean, I had a go at it, but it just flopped a bit.
05:22I am going to do better.
05:23I mean, I am.
05:24I don't know what's going on with Anna.
05:26Sometimes I forget she's even in the room.
05:28She's just so quiet.
05:29She's like, wallpaper.
05:30Don't you just want to go apeshit?
05:32Don't you just want to fucking lose it?
05:33I do.
05:34I am.
05:35I'm going to lose it.
05:36Scream.
05:37I'm back from the dead, bitches!
05:51Did y'all expect that?
05:53Cause I seen it coming.
05:55I sent Onyx home.
05:58She had plenty of chances to showcase who she was, and she didn't deliver.
06:03I know who I am as a drag performer.
06:05The Bule's see that, and I hope you guys see that within yourselves.
06:09Now is the time to be motivated.
06:11Speak the fuck up when you should.
06:13Do your job.
06:14So anybody that is nervous right now, wake up.
06:18Okay?
06:19Yes.
06:20This is a competition.
06:21We're here for $100,000.
06:23Bitch, game the fuck on.
06:26Yes!
06:27That was fierce.
06:28Wow.
06:29That was cuss.
06:30Cynthia is tearing up right now, child.
06:33Who knew eating worms would have you that crump, baby?
06:36I know she rehearses this at home, cause no one's asking for this monologue, and she needs
06:40to just chill.
06:41You almost went home.
06:42What are you excited for?
06:43The way that the maggots were literally biting on top of my lip, crawling in my mouth.
06:48Biting?
06:49Oh my god, a free treatment.
06:50And I said, I know, I thought my top lip popped for a second.
06:54The more that you got in your mouth, the more disgusting it was.
06:59I swallowed a few.
07:00I mean, even this morning, I was chucking up gunks of larvae just coming out of my mouth,
07:06and it was a really great time.
07:09Going through that process was so intense.
07:12The worms tasted like shit.
07:14They were shitting in my mouth, but 10 out of 10 would recommend.
07:17Well, I'm excited for this week's challenge, whatever it is.
07:20I'm so excited.
07:21Do we have any guesses on what could it be?
07:23No.
07:24But all I know is I am sick and fucking tired.
07:27Like yesterday when the question was, who should go home, Onyx or Cynthia?
07:30A lot of you, for some reason, still brought up my name.
07:33Like, I thought JK would be in the bottom.
07:35Well, it was based on your look.
07:36That's fine.
07:37Well, I was still safe.
07:38I'm sick of hearing this shit.
07:40If it's asked, who should be in the bottom, and we say you, that's what we're saying.
07:44But the specific question was, should Onyx or Cynthia go home?
07:48But we all have an opinion.
07:50That's fine.
07:51Having an opinion about someone else.
07:52We know what they say about opinions.
07:53Everyone has them just like assholes.
07:55It doesn't mean you have to engage with them.
07:57Like, people deflect because they want to be nice and they want to be friends and whatever.
08:01I need someone to start getting real and, like, just saying what they think.
08:04If you're going to be the next direct super monster, you need to be comfortable being honest and saying what you think.
08:09And not deflecting by saying my name.
08:11I don't think anyone was deflecting.
08:13I think people were speaking their truth.
08:15Because it was pretty obvious to us that he should have been in the bottom.
08:19And I thought I looked great.
08:21I think I looked better.
08:23Also, it's great that we've all got opinions.
08:26But the only opinions that count are the ones that are sat behind there.
08:29Do you know what I mean?
08:31Oh!
08:32Yeah!
08:33Yeah!
08:34Yeah!
08:35Yeah!
08:36Yeah!
08:37Yeah!
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08:52Yeah!
08:53Yeah!
08:54Yes!
08:55Hi Divas!
08:56Ah!
08:57Still alive, are we?
08:59Well, that's too bad.
09:01Because tonight, being dead might actually work to your advantage.
09:05You see, while this competition might be designed for the living, this week's challenge requires
09:11you to assume a more incorporeal form, as we'll be checking you all into...
09:18The Haunted Hotel!
09:20Yes!
09:21Please do!
09:22Yes!
09:23Yes!
09:24Yes!
09:25Yes!
09:26Yes!
09:27Yes!
09:28For this week's floor show, you must create a look based on the theme of a haunted hotel.
09:29Are you a murdered cook who's spirit haunts the hotel, hell-bent on revenge?
09:33Are you a slain socialite who's spirit roams the halls, looking for a young stud soul to drain?
09:41Whatever story you come up with for your new ghostly visage,
09:44it must be clearly linked to the hotel theme.
09:47And as always, we expect to see your brand of drag reflected in your final form.
09:53As a second part to the challenge,
09:56you must perform a lip sync number to one of our favorite songs from 1913.
10:01There's so many to choose from.
10:03There really are.
10:05Yeah!
10:07Lastly, this week's Fright Beat will be a little game of chance.
10:15You must each select a key from the hotel registry.
10:18One of the keys is a free room upgrade key.
10:22And you can choose to use that key to either save yourself from facing extermination,
10:28save someone else from extermination, or put someone else up for extermination.
10:34Life's full of tough choices, isn't it?
10:39Here to help host tonight's Fright Beat is Dragula's first crown exorcister, Coco King.
10:47I love Coco.
10:49Good luck, my ghostly ghouls, but remember, if your phantasmal floor show is a flop,
10:56you'll be downgraded to a vermin-infested basement suite where you shall remain for the rest of eternity.
11:11Did you see their faces all night one?
11:13I think we got them with that one.
11:14So good.
11:14So good.
11:15Oh.
11:17I am thrilled that we have checked into the Haunted Hotel.
11:23Obviously, my drag character is a ghost, so this is what I do, this is what I live for.
11:29Well, I mean, like, this is a lip-sync challenge, and I feel so good about it, honey,
11:35because, you know, the stage is my home, honey, so, baby, I'm ready to, like, perform.
11:40Yeah.
11:41So y'all better watch out.
11:42Ooh!
11:43Yeah.
11:44I am a little nervous about the lip-sync challenge because my obvious lack of performing experience.
11:51I'm filming a lot of things.
11:53I'm so excited to see these ghosts.
11:55I think everyone's going to crush this.
11:56Ooh!
11:57Ooh!
11:58Ooh!
11:59Ooh!
12:00Ooh!
12:02Ooh!
12:04Ooh!
12:06Ooh!
12:08Ooh!
12:10Ooh!
12:11Ooh!
12:12Ooh!
12:13Ooh!
12:14Ooh!
12:15Ooh!
12:16Ooh!
12:17Ooh!
12:18Ooh!
12:19Ooh!
12:20Ooh!
12:21I mean, it's usually me, but it's supposed to be one of y'all.
12:24Ooh!
12:26Are you ready for your fight, too?
12:28I am so excited that Coco is here.
12:30She is the reason that I'm a part of Dragula, and I'm so excited to be in the same room as
12:35her.
12:36One of the lucky lot of you gets an upgrade to your suite.
12:40Uh-huh.
12:41One special key can save yourself, save somebody else, or put somebody up for extermination.
12:49Isreal!
12:51Oh!
12:52Let's get this going, baby.
12:54Oh!
12:55All right, everybody.
12:56Check in...
12:58...begins.
13:01Now.
13:03The fright feat this week is a game of pure chance.
13:08We gotta grab a key and hope it's the lucky one.
13:14Are you sure that's the one you want?
13:21I'm nervous. There's no strategy with this one,
13:23so I'm just praying I get that key,
13:24and I'm praying everyone else doesn't.
13:26I'm confident. Nah.
13:29What?
13:32Pick a damn key.
13:33Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick.
13:35Mm-mm.
13:36Saving the best for last. Period.
13:39I'm the last one to pick, and honestly,
13:41I'm mad as hell.
13:43Show me your keys.
13:52Oh!
13:53Oh!
13:55Oh!
13:56Oh!
13:57Oh, my God!
13:58We got it!
13:59Holy ghost.
14:00I got the room upgrade.
14:01The power is in my hands.
14:03Now, now, Jarvis,
14:05you have big responsibilities and decisions to make.
14:08The key is gonna cause lots of drama,
14:11so I'm keeping on Jarvis' good side.
14:14I think Jarvis likes me.
14:16Might I remind you,
14:18you can use this key to save yourself,
14:21save somebody else,
14:23or put somebody
14:25up for extermination.
14:31Have a blessed day.
14:32Yes!
14:34Oh, my God.
14:35So gorgeous.
14:36Jarvis, how do you feel?
14:40Uh, conflicted.
14:42Are you gonna be able?
14:44Jarvis should use the key wisely,
14:46but I think he's gonna overthink it.
14:49Jarvis is gonna save himself.
14:50I don't think he's gonna make any big moves.
14:52I think he's gonna try to continue on next week.
14:55No matter what, whatever decision you make,
14:57you're gonna affect somebody here.
14:59And as your good friend,
15:00I support you in any decisions that you make.
15:03Anyone.
15:04The key is burning a hole in my pocket.
15:07In the past, this power has broken friendships.
15:11It has caused backstabbing to go down the line.
15:15I'm nervous about what I'm gonna choose.
15:18Well, I've got a lot to think about,
15:20and it's time for us to get hotel ready.
15:23So let's get the hell out of here.
15:25Yep.
15:26All right.
15:27Hopefully I get a late check out.
15:29Come here, Jarvis.
15:30You need to open your room while we can go to the hotel.
15:44There's always all these ghosts that are victims of homicide.
15:47I don't wanna be a victim of homicide.
15:49I wanna be a causer of homicide.
15:51So my guy is a killer.
15:53And to add a bit more of like the hotel horror,
15:55I lined everything with like an upholstery fabric,
15:59kind of a little homage to The Shining.
16:02Just I wanted part of the hotel in the costume.
16:06Also, if you notice, I have 11 victims,
16:09kind of my little wink to the amazing season five cast.
16:13Doesn't that make you one of the victims?
16:15We were all victims of this.
16:19Oh, hi.
16:21My inspiration for Haunted Hotel is a surprise.
16:23So slightly and politely move on.
16:26My inspiration for Haunted Hotel is dead Gothic showgirl,
16:30and I'm using a beautiful headpiece that I created myself.
16:33I use unconventional materials because it's just like what I had access to
16:37when I started drag.
16:38I had no money.
16:39So I would just grab shit around the house,
16:41stuff that I already had,
16:42and just would hot glue and piece it together
16:44and make it something glamorous.
16:46I'm not worried about the lip sync.
16:47It's what I do.
16:48It's like one of my best qualities as a drag performer.
16:51So I'm excited,
16:52and I haven't performed in a minute,
16:53so I'm gonna give him a show.
16:54The more I'm sitting here,
16:59the more I'm thinking about that key.
17:01I have to make a hundred percent sure
17:03that Jarvis is not gonna use this key on me,
17:05so I have to use my southern charm.
17:09Hey, Jarvis.
17:11What's going on?
17:12So I see Black Bree sooking up to Jarvis.
17:15I know what she's playing at.
17:17She's trying to be best friends with Jarvis all of a sudden,
17:20so she doesn't get picked for extermination.
17:22I wouldn't be like that.
17:24I would be like that.
17:26I just want to check on you,
17:27make sure everything is good,
17:28and if you need a girl, just holler.
17:30BlackBerry is campaigning for herself
17:33so that I don't use the room key against her,
17:37which I was never gonna do.
17:39She's not on my shit list,
17:40but it's fun to see her sweat.
17:43So I can tell JK is a little down in the dumps today,
17:48and I want to check in and see if they're okay.
17:51Do you want to go have a little chat real quick?
17:53Can you please ring my service bell first?
17:55Service?
17:56Yes, I'd be happy to help you.
17:57What's up?
17:58I have no idea why Thraw wants to pull me aside.
18:01I assume it's gonna be some kind of after-school special,
18:04and I'm just gonna listen and nod and keep going on my creatives.
18:09I wanted to check in on you.
18:11It just keeps getting brought up that people think I'm supposed to be in the bottom,
18:15that I'm not serving hard enough,
18:16or that what I do is too campy or doesn't belong here.
18:19I have no idea what the whole cast has against me.
18:21Sure, I was a little shady,
18:22but I think everyone's being a little sensitive
18:25because nothing I said was that bad.
18:27I think you burned some bridges before you built them,
18:30and so I think for you it's gonna take a little bit more work to get there.
18:34Like I know, I came in hot, and I think it'll take some rebuilding,
18:38like especially with Cynthia.
18:39Well, it's really different when you feel like you're in on the joke versus you are the joke.
18:43J.K.
18:44Yeah, but it's also okay to like not be laughing through it.
18:49If you feel like shit, you feel like shit.
18:51If people are making you feel like shit, say something.
18:53How about we make a little deal?
18:55Okay.
18:56So I will try to be a little more aware of the shit I'm saying
19:00if you start to celebrate yourself more.
19:03I have never seen anybody look so depressed to be a winner.
19:08I was so scared.
19:10I think Throb is coming to me from a very genuine place,
19:12and I appreciate that he's taking the time to reach out to me, check on me,
19:16at a time when it feels like no one else could give a shit.
19:19So I think I feel something very genuine coming between me and Throb.
19:23Unfortunately and fortunately, J.K. reminds me a lot of my brother.
19:28So I'm hoping they can turn things around, but I don't trust him yet.
19:32I don't trust him yet.
19:39Something's going on with Neil today.
19:40She seems a little bit out of it, and I'm really concerned
19:43that this is going to fuck up her floor show.
19:45So as I'm looking around the lab, I see Neil with her hands over her face,
19:49and honestly, I'm a little worried.
19:55What's up, baby?
19:57What's up?
19:58What are you going through?
19:59I talk to my family just to let them know that I'm okay,
20:04but they don't know that I'm on an iconic TV show about doing drag.
20:09I just told them it's like a study activity,
20:13and they still don't know that I'm a woman now, and I do drag.
20:18I do alternative parts.
20:21I grew up in a very, very traditional Chinese family,
20:25and coming out to them was one of the hardest things that I ever did,
20:30and I absolutely regretted to this day.
20:33I don't want them to see me ever on TV or ever in drag,
20:36because I just don't want to cause any pain to them,
20:39because I love them so much.
20:41Who knows, maybe when she sees this, it may turn.
20:45I'm so scared.
20:46I don't know how to FaceTime me with this new identity.
20:48Like, I know I'm like a badass bitch on Instagram,
20:53even in real life on the stage,
20:55but when I'm talking to my mom and dad,
20:57I'm that scared little Chinese boy like I've always been.
21:01I mean, I'm not telling you that this is what you have to do,
21:03but honestly, I had to break away from them
21:06and learn who I was as an individual,
21:10and then come back around and revisit that.
21:12I mean, because at the end of the day,
21:14you're living your life for you, not for your mom,
21:17not for your family, not for your boyfriend,
21:19not for anything.
21:20You're living it for you.
21:21It's important to live your authentic self
21:23because there are so many people out there
21:25that have that same story as you.
21:27There's been many times people have tried to change me,
21:30telling me, don't get big boobs,
21:32don't go do this surgery,
21:33but I didn't listen to any of them,
21:35and I actually created my own brand,
21:38and now I'm respected with who I am around the world.
21:42So continue to live in your truth,
21:44and whoever wants to be on your team,
21:46trust me, they will,
21:47whether it's family or friends.
21:48And we're on your team.
21:49And we are on your team.
21:50And we love you.
21:51Having a family right here, right now,
21:53means absolutely the world to me.
21:56I feel very welcomed here.
21:58I feel loved.
21:59For a second,
22:00I don't feel like that disappointment in me anymore.
22:04Thank you so much.
22:05You're pretty transsexual.
22:07I'm pretty spooky transsexual.
22:08This is the spooky transsexual corner.
22:10You're pretty spooky transsexual.
22:11It's gonna be okay, baby.
22:13We got this.
22:14We end it together.
22:15Yeah.
22:16So we end this together.
22:17Yeah.
22:23Time for the devil.
22:25Whoa!
22:27Take me to my suite.
22:29It's a new day.
22:30We're going to the Haunted Hotel,
22:31and it's a lip sync challenge.
22:34If I get this win,
22:35maybe people will see me as competition
22:37and not just a fucking punching bag.
22:43Today's floor show involves a lip sync.
22:45I'm super excited, but I'm nervous.
22:47I'm feeling some bad omens,
22:48but I want to try to push through
22:49and make it to the end.
22:50It's the day of the lip sync,
22:53and we all have to get
22:54to these motherfucking words.
22:56Oh, my God.
23:06Let's be honest.
23:07There's not a single person in this cast
23:08that has a 1913 Scooby-Doo-Doo-Dop song
23:12in their repertoire.
23:13So I think we're all frantic to figure out
23:15how we're going to make this song entertaining.
23:20I'm still chewing over how I'm going to use the key.
23:27Obviously, I could save myself,
23:30and that would be an easy out,
23:31but I could exterminate somebody
23:33and really shake shit up.
23:35I don't know what Jeff is going to do to the key,
23:40but hopefully they're not going to put the curse on me.
23:44I don't feel super worried for myself,
23:48and that's really all I'm worried about.
23:50Good luck, everybody else.
23:51I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit nervous
23:54after the last blow shave.
23:56And does it feel good that we're doing a song from your era?
23:58It does.
24:00This week, I have to prove why I deserve to be here.
24:07I'm a little worried about Neo
24:08just because she doesn't have the biggest performance background,
24:11and the look can only take you so far.
24:13But I'm hopeful for her.
24:15Cynthia's got a little one-woman show going over here.
24:22She's still going.
24:23Why?
24:24All the world's Cynthia stage,
24:27and all of us merely players.
24:31It's getting sexual.
24:32Oh, she's really happy to be out there porty-potty.
24:45A little one-woman.
24:46It's getting sexual.
24:47Yeah, it's...
24:48You won't be out there,
24:49but what you're doing?
24:50I don't know.
24:51I think I'm a little bit broke.
24:53I don't know.
24:55Oh, my God.
24:57And then, and we'll be right back.
25:01Oh, my God.
25:03Oh, my God.
25:04Oh, my God.
25:05Oh, my God.
25:06This is not the crime.
25:07Oh, my God.
25:09Oh, my God.
25:10This is not the crime.
25:11Oh, my God.
25:13We got to go to the floor show bitch
25:43We got to go to the floor show bitch
26:13Greetings Wayward Souls and welcome to the Haunted Hotel
26:23Tonight we've asked our contestants to use their drag skills to conceptualize and create new ghostly looks and characters that would fit into our Haunted Hotel theme
26:35Not only have we tasked them with creating looks that will tell us the story of how their incorporeal character died
26:40But they must also put on a lip sync performance to one of our favorite spectral songs
26:45Here to help us judge tonight's phantasmal spectacular is celebrated horror writer, historian, and returning Dragula judge
26:53The one and only Tananarive Du
26:56Tananarive darling, welcome back to the underworld
27:01We do hope you'll enjoy your superior king suite up on the 13th floor
27:05And please let us know if Israel can help you with your bags
27:08I'm so excited to be back
27:10And actually Israel can come up to my room and help me with whatever he wants
27:15And our next guest judge is recurring Dragula royalty
27:20He's the winner of the Boulay Brothers Dragula season 3
27:23And is considered to be the contemporary king of all kings
27:27The one and only Landon Sider
27:29Landon, I would say I'm surprised to see you
27:33But as we all know, Boulay Manor is a place that you can check into
27:36But never out of
27:38I'm happy to stay checked in as long as you'd like
27:43But I'm going to need Israel to help me with a few things too
27:46I see it's almost the midnight hour
27:52And our ghouls, ghosts, and specters are all gathered up backstage
27:56So without further ado
27:59Let's dim the lights
28:00Start the music
28:01And let the floor show begin
28:16And let the floor show begin
28:46And let the floor show begin
29:16I had a dream last night that felt me full of fright
29:18I dreamt that I was with the devil below
29:20I had a dream last night that felt me full of fright
29:26I dreamt that I was with the devil below
29:30I had a dream last night that felt me full of fright
29:36I dreamt that I was with the devil below
29:40I dreamt that I was with the devil below
29:42I dreamt that I was with the devil below
29:46Where the devil was giving a ball
29:48I checked my clothing hat
29:50And started gazing at the merry crowd
29:56And I must confess to you
29:58There were many there I knew
30:02At the devil's ball
30:04At the devil's ball
30:06At the devil's ball
30:08Dancing with the devil's ball
30:10Dancing with the devil's ball
30:12Dancing with the devil
30:14Dancing at the devil's ball
30:16Dancing at the devil's ball
30:18Dancing at the devil's ball
30:20Dancing at the devil's ball
30:24Dancing at the devil's ball
30:42The devil's toy ma was standing at the box conversing with
30:53The little fellow who first put the pain in champagne wine
30:58They were pouring it out in a stein
31:01I bought a round of ice for everybody twice
31:04It wasn't long before I ordered a fan
31:08And before the break of dawn
31:10I put my overcoat in pawn
31:14At the devil's ball
31:16At the devil's ball
31:18At the devil's ball
31:19At the devil's ball
31:21I saw the cute Mrs. Devil's ball
31:23Pretty and fat
31:24Dressed in a beautiful
31:25Fire in his hand
31:27Abraham the leader man who led the band last fall
31:30He played the music at the devil's ball
31:34At the devil's ball
31:35In the devil's ball
31:37In the devil's ball
31:38I saw the funniest devil that
31:40I ever saw
31:41Taking the ticket from the
31:43Folks at the door
31:44I caught a glimpse of mine
31:46Dancing with the devil
31:50Dancing with the devil
31:51Dancing at the devil's ball
31:53At the devil's ball
31:55At the devil's ball
31:56At the devil's ball
31:58At the devil's ball
31:59I saw the cute Mrs. Devil's ball
32:01Pretty and fat
32:02Dressed in a beautiful
32:04Fire in his hand
32:05Abraham the leader man who led the band last fall
32:09He played the fiddle at the devil's ball
32:12At the devil's ball
32:13In the devil's ball
32:15In the devil's ball
32:16I saw the funniest devil that
32:18Fire in his hand
32:19Taking the ticket from the
32:21Folks at the door
32:22I caught a glimpse of mine
32:24Mother in the ball
32:25Dancing with the devil
32:28Dancing with the devil
32:29Dancing at the devil's ball
32:31Dancing with the devil
32:32Dancing with the devil
32:33Dancing with the devil
32:34Dancing with the devil
32:35Dancing with the devil
32:36Dancing with the devil
32:37Dancing with the devil
32:38Dancing with the devil
32:39Dancing with the devil
32:40Dancing with the devil
32:41Dancing with the devil
32:42Dancing with the devil
32:43Dancing with the devil
32:44Dancing with the devil
32:45Dancing with the devil
32:46Dancing with the devil
32:47Dancing with the devil
32:48Dancing with the devil
32:49Dancing with the devil
32:50Dancing with the devil
32:51Dancing with the devil
32:52Dancing with the devil
32:53Dancing with the devil
32:54Dancing with the devil
32:55Dancing with the devil
32:56Dancing with the devil
33:58I was excited to see that all of our cast members can perform.
34:01Imagine that.
34:02A drag show where the drag artists know how to perform.
34:06Wow.
34:07Groundbreaking.
34:08This was a great show.
34:10I fell in love with this cast tonight.
34:12One of my favorite floor shows of the season, which is very short so far.
34:15There's only been three.
34:16Definitely my favorite floor show of the season so far.
34:18Let's talk about Orgonic.
34:20So far, I am excited by everything I see Orgonic do.
34:24He gave us what his drag would look like as a ghost, which is important.
34:28I do think that we could have been brought a little bit more into the world of like a hotel.
34:32Absolutely.
34:33Let's talk about JK for a minute because the glow up was so there.
34:38I mean, JK rose to this challenge.
34:41And tonight, he showed us his strength.
34:44It's still a little cardboardy cutout, right?
34:47But it was really innovative with the cabinet opening.
34:50And he showed us that he knows how to perform,
34:52which is a very important quality we look for in a super monster.
34:55I agree.
34:56Let's talk about Blackberry.
34:57I did not think this was Blackberry's strongest look.
35:00However, the props were great.
35:01I loved the fags.
35:03How dare you?
35:04Across the cigarette.
35:06Fucking me up.
35:09Her lip sync was really interesting too,
35:11because she delivered the lyrics almost like a standup comedian.
35:15I didn't love the ash on the face though.
35:17Is that what that was?
35:18I'm assuming, you know, cigarettes, high ash, there's white stuff on her face.
35:21I thought it was maybe their way to kind of evoke like the afterlife of glowing effect.
35:25Like, I guess it wasn't successful because we don't even know what it was.
35:28Well, that's what I was going to say.
35:29That's the issue, right?
35:30We don't know what it is.
35:31Let's talk about Jarvis.
35:32I feel like he was trepidatious on the stage.
35:35Jarvis's thoughts were driving their performance.
35:38The hat fell off.
35:39There was a little like clunkiness with the luggage and all of it looked amazing.
35:43But the strength of the performance was undermined, I think, by the nerves.
35:47I think the minute his hat fell off, he like went inside his head.
35:51Well, my hat fell off in this.
35:53My beautiful 3D printed skeleton.
35:55Yeah, it's just a bad day for me.
35:58And you could see it for the rest of the performance.
36:00And I'm like, so what?
36:01Your hat fell off.
36:02I wish mine would fall off.
36:03I don't even like it.
36:04If my hat fell off right now, I wouldn't stop.
36:07I'd probably smile.
36:08I'd be like...
36:09You'd finally stop being a bitch.
36:11Well, it's going to be a hard decision to make.
36:16But Jarvis has that key.
36:18So maybe he'll make our job a little easier.
36:22Well, listen, I've called for extended checkout.
36:25So we don't have much time left here at the Haunted Hotel.
36:28So let's begin judgment.
36:31First, we have to thank you for a spectacular floor show.
36:54I don't think we could have asked for a better interpretation of this theme.
36:57And you should all be incredibly proud.
37:00So the devil really is going to be in the details.
37:04Jarvis Hammer.
37:06Earlier this week, you won the Fright Feet and chose the Room Upgrade Key.
37:12This key gives you the power to save yourself from extermination, save someone else from extermination,
37:18or put someone else up for extermination.
37:22How would you like to use the key?
37:25Well, I'm a friendly ghost.
37:29And I'm afraid for that reason, up until now, no one's seen me as a threat.
37:35So I think it's high time I did something absolutely despicable to one of the most formidable drag opponents I've ever met.
37:46The contestant that I would like to choose to banish to the extermination tonight is...
37:55Robotic.
37:57You son of a bitch!
38:09I chose Orgotic because he's in the top every week.
38:12He's stiff competition.
38:14Time to give him hell.
38:15Orgotic, due to the key, you are up for extermination.
38:20I'm so excited about doing this extermination.
38:25I mean, everyone has to do it at some point, so I'm down for it.
38:29Come on Jarvis.
38:31Payback's a bitch.
38:32Now, if I call your name, please float forward.
38:36Cause you're ghost, you get it?
38:38Yeah.
38:40Normally slither.
38:44Neo Hulu X.
38:45Throb Zombie.
38:53And JK.
38:56You three perform the best this week and we'd like to talk about why.
39:02Let's talk about Throb Zombie.
39:05This look is smokin' hot.
39:08The hair.
39:09The makeup.
39:10The sparkles.
39:11Your details did not miss.
39:14Everything about this look transported us back in time.
39:17The only thing that it wasn't like a perfect performance for me is that I didn't see how your character fit in the hotel.
39:24I assumed that you were a guest, but that could have been in so many different levels.
39:28I also had some questioning about how this character fit into the hotel per se, but as far as like storytelling to the music and enchanting me, I found myself perma-smiling through the whole thing.
39:41There is an art form to lip syncing.
39:42There is an art form to lip syncing and you know how to do it.
39:45You hit every little beat, every inflection of the voice and that's not something that every drag artist can do, unfortunately.
39:53But it's true.
39:55Throb look is cool, but I really don't know how it fits into Honey Hotel.
39:59Let's talk about JK.
40:02JK, that was a fantastic performance.
40:06You have a fantastically original costume.
40:10I totally understood the bellhop connection to the hotel.
40:14Great job.
40:15Thank you so much.
40:16It's hard to hit the challenge on the head, but you did that.
40:19Despite the fact that maybe the edges are a little rough here or there, I think overall it's a great concept.
40:24You also know how to perform and you showed us that tonight.
40:27I believe everything happens for a reason and I think the reason that you stayed in this competition is so that you could show up tonight and share this performance with us.
40:36You absolutely rose to meet this challenge.
40:40Hell yeah.
40:42I was giddy and giggly at your concept.
40:46It's so easy to find all the different characters that you could find a hotel, but to be the bar, I loved it.
40:51Thank you so much.
40:53JK looked good for the first time in my opinion and this is a lip sync challenge, so he must have turned it out. Kudos to you.
41:01Let's talk about Neo Hulu.
41:03You look incredible.
41:05It's so inventive the way you have the frame built into your chest piece. I thought that was just genius.
41:11Talk about the wedding from hell.
41:13I am not quite sure exactly what went down.
41:16I don't understand why you don't see it.
41:18She's a bride at the hotel who tripped and fell through a picture frame and died.
41:24What the fuck? It's so obvious.
41:27Obviously.
41:28Did the look scream hotel? Not necessarily, but I think what I'm most impressed by is how well you performed the song.
41:37So I'm gonna ask you a question. Don't be afraid to answer it. How many times have you performed live before?
41:43I think three or four.
41:45If this is where you are that many times after performing, you have a bright future ahead of you.
41:50And I think you should be proud. You also brought us a killer look with an easy to understand story.
41:59Neo look fucking cool in a wedding dress.
42:02It's made for her and she's spooky.
42:08So Neo Hulu, Throb and JK, you three scored the highest tonight.
42:13But only one of you can snatch the win.
42:17And the ghost host with the most tonight is...
42:24JK.
42:25Congratulations, JK. You have won this challenge.
42:33All three of you may head out to the hotel bar and consume some spirits of a different nature.
42:40I don't know if it's gonna happen, but I think all the competitors should be nervous now.
42:44Because I've already proven that I'm a big personality.
42:46I've proven that I'll do anything to stay.
42:48And now I've proven I got what it takes to win a challenge.
42:52Now, let's move on to Satana.
42:55I love everything from the headpiece, the hair, your face.
43:00I think I struggled just a little bit with wanting more pop out of the dress.
43:06Okay. Thank you so much.
43:08Performance wise, I still feel a little bit of fear behind your eyes.
43:12The number one thing is to feel confident on stage.
43:15And when you don't, the audience sees it immediately.
43:18This group is very formidable.
43:22And unfortunately tonight, you were just outperformed.
43:25Yeah, again, it comes down to the performance and that confidence.
43:28We saw you thinking a lot during your performance.
43:31And you missed some opportunities too with that boa.
43:33Like, I could tell you didn't really quite know what to do with it.
43:36And that to me just speaks that maybe you didn't rehearse enough with it.
43:39I know, it is unfortunate, but you look beautiful, right?
43:43Satana looked gorgeous, like proper sepia moment.
43:46Maybe they could have had a bit more of a story of how they died.
43:49I didn't understand how they died, but gorgeous.
43:52Now let's talk about anaphylactic.
43:55You have so much beautiful, intricate details in the back.
43:59And I know that that's part of your story.
44:01You wanted the surprise.
44:02You wanted the gag.
44:03Bringing all those stones to the front of the dress really would have elevated this look.
44:07I feel like you had great dramatic ideas.
44:10They just needed to be pushed further.
44:11With the gun, so effective.
44:13But I would have backed it up with like a physicality that echoed the combustion of a gun.
44:19And just added to the drama.
44:21You're theatrical. It's obvious.
44:23You know what you're doing on stage.
44:25And your show was very compelling.
44:26But you sort of did 75% of it just standing there.
44:30And then you saved the story for the last 25%.
44:32And I think that hurt you in tonight's score.
44:34As a storyteller and writer myself, I love your story.
44:38So I think it is just a matter of maybe not coming in time.
44:43Not enough all throughout the performance.
44:45But it really is a fantastic look.
44:49Anna. Gorgeous.
44:50Very similar concept to Neo though.
44:53Poor Anna.
44:54Always the jilted bridesmaid.
44:57Never the murdered bride.
44:59Blackberry and Cynthia Doll.
45:02You're both safe and you may leave the stage.
45:05I'm safe.
45:06Not the W.
45:07I didn't get the W.
45:10Fantasia and Jarvis, you are both safe.
45:13However, Drac and I wanted to share some feelings real quick.
45:16We want to offer you some feedback because we know how frustrating it can be to not know where you stand in the competition.
45:22Fantasia, you're an iconic performer and we're seriously honored to have you here.
45:27But I feel like what might be tripping you up is that you're staying in your comfort zone.
45:32I think maybe just try something a little outside your box.
45:35And show us that you can change and evolve even though you're established in who you are.
45:40Think what Fantasia looks like shattered through a lens of dark glamour.
45:45Dark beauty.
45:47Jarvis, so you're an exciting performer and we're all very excited that you're here.
45:52This is your kind of competition to lose.
45:54For some reason it does feel like you're holding back a little bit.
45:58Do you feel like that or no?
46:00I think if anything, I put too much pressure on myself for this challenge.
46:04Obviously, it's my fucking hotel and I wanted it to be so.
46:07If anything went slightly less than perfect, it just threw me off a bit.
46:12When the hat flipped, I think that kind of brought you to outer space.
46:15But you're so great. We want you to feel at home here.
46:19So I want you to try to relax into this and just know Jarvis Hammer is a force.
46:26You got to just be a little wild in a situation like this and just hope for the best.
46:30Don't overthink it.
46:31See? That reaction. That reaction. Yeah.
46:36The Boulets are right. I am in my head because I'm a perfectionist and struggle with anxiety.
46:43And I just need to get out of my own way.
46:45You are both safe and you may leave the stage and join the other boogeyman at the hotel bar.
46:50I feel so relieved this week because I finally got a beat bite from the Boulets brothers.
46:55And if it's dark they won't, dark they get.
47:01Satana, you are up for extermination.
47:06Borgotic, as a reminder, due to the key you will be joining Satana and Anna in the extermination tonight.
47:22And yes, it is Jarvis' fault.
47:24Okay.
47:27Tonight, we ask you to become ghosts as part of our haunted hotel.
47:32But unfortunately, due to your performances or what fate had in store for you, you have not earned yourselves a ring.
47:41That being said, we do have one undesirable suite left in the basement.
47:47And it has your names written all over it.
47:52In order to prove that you can face your fears and show us that you are a bad enough bitch to remain here in the competition, you must report directly to our Rotten Rat Room, where you will be strapped to a bed and covered with cheese.
48:06Once fully secured to the bed, we will release a pack of hungry rats that will not only gnaw at your flesh, but also at your souls, hopefully enough to wake you from the dead and get your asses back in the competition.
48:21Good luck, uglies. I do hope you've had your rabies shot, because you're definitely going to need them.
48:36Leaving the stage, I'm embarrassed, I'm hurt, and I think my time here is up.
48:41I don't think I have much to offer anymore to the show.
48:43Maybe it's drag delusion, I don't know.
48:45I thought I really served it on the before show.
48:47Nothing anyone can say can convince me that it is not embarrassing, that I don't let myself down, that I did not perform as well as I should have or could have.
48:54I just don't think that I have what it takes to make it further.
48:58Everyone have a great time. I'm out.
49:00I think Anna's going to stay because she hasn't been up for extermination, and I have.
49:04And Argotic's going to stay because the only reason he's there is because of Jarvis, so he's just there for the ride.
49:09So, why did you gag us all and choose Orgotic?
49:13Yeah, that was very bold.
49:15Evil! Also, thank you.
49:17It was a tough choice, I will tell you, and you were considered heavily.
49:22Oh, right! You can't take my joy, not tonight.
49:25However, I think, JK, you will die by natural means.
49:29However, Orgotic, I think, is one of our stiffest competition. All of us.
49:35I think Orgotic's going to have fun with this extermination. They live, laugh, love, filth, and I'm expecting a thank you card at the end of this night.
49:44Honestly, they love Satana's look. They said her performance was...
49:49Really? Yeah. And then Farrah's like, Anna is like, where's the personality? I haven't seen any of that.
49:55You know, I'd love to see where she's at after an extermination, though, but I would love to see a little fire.
50:02You want to see fire? Bang, bang into the room, bitches!
50:05No!
50:08There's always a sliver of hope that they'll choose Anna or Orgotic and let me stay. But in my heart, I don't think so.
50:16I'm feeling, um, really discouraged right now. I didn't expect to be in the bottom up against Anna and Orgotic. I came off that stage ready to leave.
50:26No! No! No! No! No!
50:29Don't do that! Don't do that! Don't talk yourself down!
50:32Baby, you still have your extermination to go. Turn that shit out like you did the first time.
50:36I feel like quitting is a slap in the face, girl. You worked so hard to be here that you're just gonna quit. This is a competition. You don't give up.
50:44You're a badass bitch. You've beat so many people just being in this competition.
50:49Seriously. You've worked hard. You've spent hundreds and thousands of dollars to be here.
50:53There's no reason to think that you need to give up. What happened to you representing LA, girl? You have that fire.
50:59I just feel like the blows have been since episode one. I don't know how to turn it around.
51:05If you stop fighting now, it is over.
51:08Bitch, you are fierce. Don't you ever give up like that.
51:11I think it's shit that Satana says she wants to quit. I think it's a shitty attitude and I don't think it's gonna help her.
51:17I was just ready to go because I was embarrassed.
51:20It is embarrassing. Like, put on a brave face, you know? Life throws shit at you and you have to deal with it.
51:27I'm anna-fucking-valactic. I've been doing this for fucking 12 years. I deserve to be here.
51:33And I just need to have fun with everything. I need to stop overthinking everything and just have a lovely time.
51:39I'm not going home. I'm gonna stay in the competition. I'm gonna spend all night with the vermin if I have to.
51:44I don't care who goes home, but I'm not going home. I deserve to be here. Bring it on.
51:49So, Orgotic, how do you feel about Jarvis' decision?
51:55Jarvis!
51:57I'm gonna kill you, you little fucker. You're gonna be dead forever!
52:01You should be scared, Jarvis.
52:03I simply wanted to send a message. Think of it as a compliment.
52:07I don't want you to take this as a compliment. What's the concept here? I still don't get it.
52:11You're criticizing me?
52:13As the winner, yes.
52:14This is my approach because I'm gonna keep staying being Orgotic and I still don't know what the fuck you are.
52:22I truly think even without Jarvis' curse, you probably would have been up for extermination this week.
52:29Okay. Okay. It was one of those things you had to over-explain, which Onyx already got in trouble for episode one.
52:37Oh, actually, he says hello.
52:47I had Onyx's leg in my briefcase the whole time. No one saw it coming.
52:52I really don't want Orgotic to come back because they're mean to me, so please kill it.
52:56Fuck you. I would love for you to. Fuck you, JK.
52:59I'm available.
53:00JK is beginning to get out my nerves, and he needs to cool it down.
53:06To the friends we've gained, to the Orgotics we've lost, and to fucking killing it one more week of season five, baby!
53:13Yeah!
53:15Haaaahhhh!
53:22EmHhh!
53:28so this week i have to spend the night on a dirty mattress being covered in cheese
53:58and then covered in rats
54:19i feel so full of emotions right now that i can't pinpoint which one to actually feel
54:28i'm not going home tonight i'm not
54:42the sounds are the worst part they're in my ear they're i can feel their little claws on my skin
55:01the rats apparently gravitate towards your crotch and your wig
55:19i kind of like it it's warm and i need warm right now
55:31this isn't fun this isn't cute this isn't glamorous and i never want to do this again
55:46i think satan is going home because she's giving up and you cannot do that
55:50they're under my wig they're in my crotch they're everywhere i can't move
55:58who wants going up my pussy
56:00oh
56:12They're all burying themselves places it feels weird and then the shitting all over me as
56:37well. I had a lot of time to think in this mattress and I decided that I'm coming for you Jarvis.
57:07I had a lot of time to think about it.
57:37I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:07I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:09I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:13I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:21I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:27I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:33I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:39I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:41I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:45I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:47I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:49I had a lot of time to think about it.
58:51I had a lot of time to think about it.
59:05How are you doing?
59:07You
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