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00:00The Lucy Show
00:11Starring Lucille Ball
00:18Co-starring Gail Gordon
00:30Is this Gate 7?
00:49Yes, ma'am.
00:50Is this where Flight 74 comes in from the east about 1201?
00:54Yes, ma'am.
00:54Oh, my girlfriend's on that plane, Vivian Bagley.
00:57I mean, her name used to be Vivian Bagley, but now it's Vivian Bunsen.
01:01She got married again.
01:03Flight number 74 is now coming in for a landing.
01:06Oh.
01:07Oh, there it is.
01:08There it is.
01:10Oh, isn't this exciting?
01:13Oh, look.
01:14Someone's hanging out of the plane.
01:16Why, that's the landing gear.
01:19Flight number 74 will be unloading at Gate 7.
01:23Oh.
01:24Oh, Miss, Miss, where are you going?
01:25Oh, I just wanted to be back there.
01:27I thought it would be very nice if I was right there at the bottom of the steps when Viv came out of the plane.
01:31I'm sorry, Miss, but you can't go out there.
01:34There's Viv.
01:35There's Viv.
01:37Viv.
01:37Steve.
01:38Viv.
01:38Oh, I'm so glad.
01:45Oh, I'm so glad.
01:47I just got the plane with everything.
01:49I wish I was flying.
01:51I wish I was flying.
01:52I wish I was flying.
01:53I wish I was flying.
01:54Oh, I wish I was flying.
01:56I'm so happy to see you.
01:59Oh, and I'm so glad to see you.
02:01Oh.
02:04Oh, I don't know how I stayed away.
02:06I don't know how I was so good.
02:10Have you had breakfast?
02:12Oh, no.
02:13I just had lunch.
02:14Oh, I forgot the difference in time.
02:17Oh, I love it.
02:17Now that I'm in California, I'm three hours younger.
02:20Oh, no, Viv.
02:23That's my jar.
02:24Here, let me carry this for you.
02:26Oh, gee.
02:26Oh, boy, that's heavy.
02:27What do you got in here?
02:29I bought you a present.
02:30What?
02:31A big bag of oranges.
02:32Good morning, Mr. Mooney.
02:43Good afternoon.
02:46I'm glad you finally got here.
02:48Gee, have I got a big surprise for you?
02:50Oh, please.
02:51No, no, no game.
02:53Not on the dance.
02:53Not on the dance.
02:53Wait till you find out who came to see us.
02:55But he...
02:56Surprise!
02:57Hello, Mr. Mooney.
02:59Oh, my.
03:01Huh?
03:06Mr. Mooney, I asked Viv to come here
03:07because I didn't want her sitting alone
03:09in my apartment all day waiting for me.
03:10So I didn't think you'd mind
03:12if she waited until I finished work.
03:13Well, not at all.
03:14Now, of course, you must excuse us.
03:16We have a lot of important work today.
03:18Oh, don't mind me.
03:18Just go right ahead.
03:19You sit right over here, darling.
03:21Oh, okay?
03:21Put your bags right over here.
03:22Take off your coat.
03:24Here's a magazine.
03:25I just know you're going to love her
03:27some wild things in here.
03:28All righty.
03:29Mrs. Carmack,
03:30Yes, sir?
03:30Will you bring your ledger over here, please?
03:32Yes, sir.
03:32Yes, sir.
03:34Now, will you refer to page 44?
03:36Yes, sir.
03:37Yes, sir.
03:37Yes, now, 44...
03:39Oh, Lucy, look at this gown.
03:41I've got that.
03:43That's the one, Viv.
03:44Is that too much?
03:46Of course, you have to have the figure for it.
03:48Oh, say, did you notice
03:49I've lost a lot of weight?
03:51I'm down to a size 12,
03:52and that's without my girdle.
03:53Yeah, I sure did notice.
03:55I noticed that on the way home from the airport.
03:57Oh, you did?
03:58Yeah.
03:59We never had that much room in the cab before.
04:03Since I got married,
04:04I just stopped eating between meals.
04:06You did?
04:07Yep.
04:08I just eat my six meals a day now,
04:10and that's it.
04:12Six meals?
04:13Uh-huh.
04:14I have to keep up my strength.
04:16If I don't, it gets a week I can't eat.
04:19And if I can't eat,
04:20I don't have the energy for those singing lessons.
04:22Oh, you're giving singing lessons?
04:25Not giving, taking.
04:27Oh, how wonderful.
04:29How are you doing?
04:30Oh, wait till you hear me.
04:32Not here.
04:35All right, Mr. Mooney,
04:37but I want you to hear me before I leave town.
04:39Oh, I want to hear you, Viv.
04:40I want to.
04:41My husband refers to me as his happy little canary.
04:45Ah, that's cute.
04:48Cute.
04:50A hundred and fifty pound canary?
05:00Oh, Viv, would you like a cup of coffee?
05:01Oh, I'd love to have a cup of coffee.
05:03You don't mind, do you, Mr. Mooney?
05:06Oh, it'll be just like old times
05:08having a cup of coffee with you.
05:10Oh, and I got so much to ask you.
05:12Oh, and I've got so much to tell you.
05:14Have you?
05:15Before I left home, I went to the beauty parlor
05:18and I picked up all the local gossip.
05:19Oh, wonderful.
05:21Anybody wants me, I'll be out in my car.
05:26Oh, Mr. Mooney, aren't you going to stay
05:27to have coffee with us?
05:33You're right.
05:41He hasn't changed a bit.
05:42He sure hasn't.
05:43And I'm so glad he's gone.
05:44Now we can gossip all we want to.
05:46Tell me about everybody.
05:47Well, now, let's see.
05:48When I was in the beauty parlor,
05:49I heard something about Helen and Joe Walton's son.
05:53You mean little Herbie Walton?
05:55Yeah, you remember him?
05:55Certainly.
05:56I was at his high school graduation.
05:58I heard that all he does
06:00is hang around that sunset strip.
06:04Yeah.
06:05Well, they said he's, uh,
06:07oh, he just got so he looks very unusual.
06:09Like what?
06:10Well, he's got hair down to his shoulders
06:13and he's got a guitar hanging around his neck
06:15and he wears a watch in his ear for an earring.
06:20Well, never mind that.
06:22Tell me why he looks unusual.
06:23I just told you.
06:28He's got hair down to here
06:29and he wears a watch in his ear like an earring.
06:32Well, on the sunset strip,
06:34everybody looks like that.
06:36Well, maybe you folks out here in California
06:39are used to things like that,
06:40but oh, boy,
06:41if his mother ever hears what happened to him.
06:43Do you mean Helen doesn't know?
06:46No, she doesn't go to my beauty parlor.
06:50Well, maybe we better get up on that sunset strip
06:53and straighten out little Herbie
06:54before his folks hear about him.
06:56Oh, now, Lucy,
06:57there's nothing we can do.
06:58What do you mean there's nothing we can do?
07:00We can try to talk to him.
07:01Oh, his generation lives in a kooky little world
07:04all their own.
07:05They don't want to talk to us.
07:07Well, maybe he would talk to us
07:08if he sees us up there on the sunset strip
07:10and he thinks that we're his own kind.
07:13Now, Lucy, we're outsiders.
07:15He wouldn't talk to us.
07:16Besides, I didn't come here
07:18to butt into anybody's business.
07:20I came here to see the sights.
07:22Well, then you've got nothing to worry about.
07:24You're going to see the sunset strip,
07:25and believe me, girl,
07:26that's a sight.
07:27Oh, my God.
07:39Oh, my God.
08:11Oh, I didn't realize they'd be this far out.
08:31Oh, boy.
08:32Did you see that cook with his beard in curlers?
08:35Yeah.
08:37How about that character with the bare feet and the braided toes?
08:42Gee, I think I look just as ridiculous.
08:45I don't see why I let you talk me into this.
08:48Because we want to find Herbie Walton, don't we?
08:51Well, it's just...
08:51Maybe one of those weirdos knows where we could find Herbie.
08:55But remember, they don't trust outsiders.
08:57Let's act like we're one of them.
08:59Come on.
08:59Just pay my attention.
09:00Hi.
09:10Hi.
09:13Hi.
09:14Hi.
09:16What's your name?
09:18Hi.
09:19Hi.
09:21Hi.
09:21What's your name?
09:23Hi.
09:24Oh, hi.
09:25Hi.
09:26I'm Vi.
09:29I'm Loose.
09:31Loose?
09:32That's short for Lucy.
09:39Well, what are you doing up here?
09:41We're looking for a guy named Herbie Walton.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Herbie Walton.
09:46Uh-huh.
09:47What's this cat look like?
09:49Well, he's got long hair and a guitar.
09:52And he wears a watch in his ear like an earring.
09:56Oh, yeah.
09:57You mean itchy.
10:00Itchy?
10:01Yeah, itchy usually makes a scene around this time.
10:04So stick around.
10:06Beautiful.
10:09He was talking to me.
10:12Shh.
10:16Say, Harry.
10:26Yeah.
10:27Take a look at those new rules and see if I'm allowed to tell her to get her foot off my motorcycle.
10:41It says here it's okay if you take your hat off first.
10:45Excuse me, miss.
10:54Would you please get your foot off my motorcycle?
10:57Ah, cool it, bud.
10:58Cool it.
10:58Don't jabber it.
10:59Don't jabber it.
11:00Yeah.
11:01Don't jabber me.
11:02Don't jabber me.
11:06Get your foot off my motorcycle.
11:08Cool it, man.
11:09Cool it.
11:10All right.
11:10All right.
11:11Cool it.
11:11I'll call a fuss.
11:13Yeah.
11:13Yeah, yeah.
11:14I mean, I'll call the police.
11:19Now, cool it.
11:20Don't blow your stack, pussycat.
11:30Don't blow your stack.
11:32Oh, Lucy, I'm going to get out of here.
11:34I want to go home.
11:35No, no, wait a minute.
11:36Wait a minute.
11:36We want to find Herbie Walton, don't we?
11:37Well, I don't.
11:38I'm good.
11:39Look, look.
11:40There's a lot of coops going into that club across the street.
11:42Let's start in there.
11:44In the Harry, eh?
11:46Yeah, that should be a good place to find a guy named Itchy.
11:48Oh, now, Lucy.
11:49Don't jabber me.
11:51Don't jabber me.
11:51Don't blow your stack, pussycat.
11:53Don't.
11:54Don't jabber me.
11:55Don't jabber me.
11:56Don't jabber me.
11:57Don't jabber me.
11:58Don't jabber me.
11:59Don't jabber me.
12:00Don't jabber me.
12:01Don't jabber me.
12:02Don't jabber me.
12:03Don't jabber me.
12:04Don't jabber me.
12:05Don't jabber me.
12:06Don't jabber me.
12:07Don't jabber me.
12:08Don't jabber me.
12:09Don't jabber me.
12:10Don't jabber me.
12:11Don't jabber me.
12:12Don't jabber me.
12:13Don't jabber me.
12:14Don't jabber me.
12:15Don't jabber me.
12:16Don't jabber me.
12:17Don't jabber me.
12:18Don't jabber me.
12:19Don't jabber me.
12:20Don't jabber me.
12:21Hey, is it all right if we sit and watch?
12:36Sit and watch? What are you, some kind of squares?
12:40What do you mean, squares?
12:42Nobody comes to the Harry Ape to sit and watch.
12:45Either you swing with the in-group or you're out.
12:48All right, man. Cool it, cool it. We swing. We swing pretty good. Cool it.
12:53Yeah, don't blow your sack, pussycat. Don't blow your sack.
13:09So this is the in-group, huh?
13:12If anybody back home saw me in this can of worms, you'd kick me out of the garden.
13:19Just remember, we gotta act in and we'll be thrown out.
13:27Will it be?
13:29What do you have? Uh, can we have a menu?
13:34We don't have menus. If you don't see it on the tablecloth, we ain't got it.
13:38We'll just have some coffee.
13:45Okay.
13:46Toe money splashes!
13:47We're trying to tell us something.
14:14Uh-oh. They want to dance with us.
14:21I'll have a place.
14:23Hey, you chicks do the arrow.
14:49The arrow?
14:51The arrow?
14:51Yeah!
14:52Yeah!
15:09No, we don't do the arrow.
15:11How about the rooster?
15:12The rooster?
15:13No, no, we just made this scene. We don't know any, uh, California dances.
15:34What kind of dancing do you do?
15:36Well, uh, I can do the lighthouse.
15:40The lighthouse?
15:42Uh-huh.
15:42Hey, that's good. What do you do?
16:01Uh, uh, I-I can do the chipmunk.
16:05The chipmunk?
16:05See, that was really cool.
16:22Let's go!
16:23Ah!
16:23Woo-hoo!
16:24Woo-hoo!
16:50Just walk away.
17:14All right, all right.
17:16We got a little impromptu entertainment.
17:18Got a new cat that wants to try his wings here at the Harry Eight.
17:22Itchy Walton.
17:24He'll accompany himself on his own.
17:26Get box.
17:39Isn't that awful?
17:41Look at that hair.
17:42And his father a barber.
17:46No wonder he's itchy.
17:48I'm going to sing my own composition, Lament, to a Small Town.
17:54I come from a small town with grass roots, blue serge suits, and turkey shoots.
18:03It's Squaresville, man, like New Moon Hay, or Groundhog's Day, or Friday night at the PTA.
18:12Yeah, the dialogue's dull as dull can be.
18:18They say things like, long time, no see.
18:22Or howdy, neighbor.
18:23Or howdy, neighbor.
18:23Or golly gee.
18:26Yeah, or a village fool when he blows his cool will come on with a, bye, Jiminy.
18:32Well, I split these scenes before my teens had to take my leave on Christmas Eve because
18:38I sealed Santa up in the chimney.
18:40I could hear him shout that he wanted out as I grabbed his sleigh from my getaway.
18:46On hipster, on swinger, on playboy, on bunny.
18:51Let's get to the city and go for the money.
18:54Hey, Merry Christmas.
19:05Isn't that the worst thing you ever heard?
19:07Man, it'll probably sell a million copies.
19:11Oh, itchy, that was groovy, man, groovy.
19:16Yeah, we did you, cat.
19:18We'd like to buy you a splash.
19:20Yeah, sit down, have a splash for this.
19:22Yeah, groovy, groovy.
19:24You, uh, you really come from a small town, Hitch.
19:28Oh, you better believe it.
19:30A place called Danfield.
19:33Real dozer.
19:35And why did you make up your mind to leave there?
19:39Oh, a while ago.
19:41And I came out here with all these cats and I dug all this swinging acts.
19:45Well, don't you miss your parents, you ever think about them?
19:49Well, you know, they're okay, but that mom and dad scene is really a drag.
19:54That's okay.
19:55You know, not that they should be stamped out or anything, you know, but that Maggie and Jigs action is pretty hard to think.
20:02Maggie and Jigs.
20:03Herbie Walton, you ought to be ashamed of yourself talking about your parents like that.
20:07Herbie Walton?
20:08Yes.
20:09How do you know me?
20:10I'm Mrs. Bunsen.
20:12Mrs. Bunsen?
20:13From Danfield?
20:13Yes.
20:14And this is Mrs. Carmichael.
20:15Maybe you remember her.
20:16She used to live there.
20:18In Doleville.
20:19Well, yes, sure, but what are you two doing here, like this?
20:23We're trying to find you, itchy, and bring you to your senses.
20:26Oh, well, now, Mrs. Carmichael, I was just putting you on.
20:29What do you mean by that?
20:30Well, I thought you were like all the rest of these characters, and I didn't want anybody to get wise to me.
20:35Get wise to you?
20:36Wise to you about what?
20:38The hair and all this jazz.
20:41You don't really think I turned out to be one of these kooks.
20:43Well, then what are you doing here, like that?
20:46Just getting some material that I need for a thesis.
20:49A thesis?
20:51Yes, for my psychology class.
20:53Oh, for heaven's sake.
20:56Oh, believe me.
20:57I can't wait to take this wig off.
20:59Oh, it's a wig.
21:01Oh, well, are we glad to hear that.
21:03Listen, will you do me a favor?
21:05Sure, what?
21:05What time is it?
21:0810.30.
21:09Oh, my gosh, I gotta be cutting out.
21:11What?
21:11I mean getting back to the dorm.
21:13Oh, the dormitory.
21:14Nice to see you.
21:16I'm so glad we found you, Herbie.
21:18Good luck with your thesis.
21:19Oh, thank you, thank you.
21:20Oh, when I write Mom and Dad, I'll tell them I saw you.
21:23But I won't tell them how you looked.
21:28Well, now, aren't you glad we came?
21:31Everything turned out just fine.
21:32Yeah, for once, one of your crazy schemes didn't backfire.
21:35Come on, let's get out of here.
21:36Yeah.
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