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00:00The Lucy Show
00:12Starring Lucille Ball
00:16Co-starring Vivian Banks
00:30Good morning, Mr. Mooney.
00:50Good morning. I see you finally got here.
00:53Oh, I had to stop and pick up the mail.
00:55Well, let me have it, please.
00:56Oh, no. This is all for me, sir.
00:58All for you?
00:59Yes. I put an ad in the paper.
01:02An ad?
01:03Yes. You know, I have done something that's going to make you very happy.
01:09You're looking for another job.
01:13Mooney, no. I'm advertising for a roommate.
01:17Why would that make me happy?
01:19Well, you're always criticizing me for spending so much money.
01:22And if I have a roommate, I'll cut my expenses right in half.
01:25Just think, half of the utilities, half of the rent, half of the groceries.
01:28And half of the morning has gone by and you haven't done any work yet.
01:33Well, I have to read these letters very carefully.
01:36You know, it's a big decision picking a roommate.
01:38It's very difficult for two people to live together.
01:41Those are the very words I said to my wife this morning.
01:44Out of all these, I should be able to find a roommate.
01:49Yeah.
01:54Wait a minute. You hardly glanced at that.
01:57Why did you throw it away so quickly?
01:58Because I don't want a roommate named Irving.
02:01I am a college graduate and presently employed as a librarian.
02:08Here's truly Carol Bradford.
02:10Oh, she sounds just perfect.
02:12How do you do?
02:25How do you do?
02:28I'm Carol Bradford.
02:29I answered your aunt.
02:31Yes, yes.
02:31And I'm Lucy...
02:33I'm Lucy Carmichael.
02:36I was expecting you.
02:38Can I help you with your thing?
02:40May I take that?
02:46Oh, no, no, no.
02:47I'll just put it right over here.
02:50Oh, okay.
02:57Come on, don't you come in?
02:59Oh!
03:01Oh, I'm sorry.
03:04I should have warned you about that step.
03:06No, I'm all right.
03:07I'm just glad it happened here instead of at the library.
03:10Oh.
03:11They're very strict about noise.
03:13Yeah.
03:13Oh, look, you broke your glasses.
03:15Oh, no, I always wear them like that.
03:19Without lenses?
03:21I have on contact lenses, see?
03:24Oh, well, then why do you wear the...
03:26So people won't think I'm vain.
03:29Oh, I don't think you can ever be vain.
03:33Oh, I don't think you can ever be vain.
03:35You're much too refined and dignified for that.
03:38Well, that's my library training.
03:41Oh.
03:41Believe me, it isn't always easy.
03:43No.
03:43Well, especially when you get some of those people in the library who are looking for a book
03:48and they can't remember the title or the author's name and you go through shelf after shelf after book after book
03:56and you want to say that I'm dropped dead.
04:02But you don't dare because it's a library.
04:06Well, it must be very difficult to control yourself at times.
04:09Well, I'm very dedicated.
04:12One time I was way up high on a ladder putting a book back on a shelf
04:18and somebody came along and took the ladder right out from under me and let me hang.
04:26Do you know something?
04:28What?
04:29I waited until that library closed before I would yell,
04:32Help!
04:36Why?
04:37Well, you certainly are dedicated.
04:40I like to be considerate of other people.
04:43Oh, well, that's good.
04:44That's just the kind of girl that I was hoping to have for a roommate, I can tell you.
04:49Well, that's the kind of girl you've got.
04:53I'm so glad.
04:54Why don't we...
04:57You know, even though we just met,
05:03I have a feeling that just by little things
05:07that we're going to be very compatible.
05:10Well, you know, the little things are important.
05:12Yeah, you said it.
05:13Some things can really drive me batty.
05:16Oh, I know what you mean.
05:17You know, one of the little things that drives me crazy at the library
05:21it's when we get one of those loud finger wetters.
05:28Loud finger wetters?
05:29Yeah, you know the kind I mean.
05:34Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:37Yeah, I knew a girl like that in school
05:40and we never knew whether she was going to read the book or eat it.
05:53Oh, I'm so glad you have a sense of humor.
05:56I don't dare laugh down at the library.
05:59I can understand that.
06:03You know, I think I'll just clear this off a little bit
06:05and make us some coffee.
06:07Excuse me.
06:08What?
06:11Bless you.
06:13Bless you.
06:13I think I better close the window.
06:15Maybe you're catching cold.
06:16Oh, no, no, it's all right.
06:17It's just an allergy.
06:19Oh, what are you allergic to?
06:20Well, we found out it's something in the air.
06:23What?
06:24Oxygen.
06:26Oh, I think I better close the window.
06:33Oh, no, no, leave it open.
06:34Harvey likes it open.
06:36Who's Harvey?
06:38My goldfish.
06:39Will you have a goldfish?
06:42Oh, I hope he's welcome here.
06:44Oh, of course he is, of course.
06:46Well, actually, the manager doesn't allow pets,
06:49but as long as he's housebroken.
06:51Oh, you have a wonderful sense of humor.
07:00Oh, thank you.
07:01I'll get the coffee.
07:02All right, and I'll get Harvey.
07:04He doesn't like to be left out of things.
07:05No, you bring him in.
07:14I forgot about that stuff again.
07:16I'm so embarrassed.
07:17Well, don't be embarrassed.
07:18I do it all the time.
07:19I'm going to have to put in a ski lift.
07:25Harvey's going to love you.
07:27I did you do baby.
07:29Oh, well, that's Harvey, huh?
07:31Yeah, well, you better let me carry him.
07:33I wouldn't want any...
07:34Eddie!
07:34Hey!
07:35Oh, I hope Harvey's all right.
07:42Oh, he's fine.
07:43He likes to play rock.
07:44Oh, good.
07:46Make him feel right at home.
07:47I'll get the coffee.
07:48All right.
07:49I'll just put him on this table.
07:52Oh, this place is so nice.
07:54I know I'm going to love it here.
07:56I'm glad.
07:57Oh, is it all right if I hang something up?
07:59You bet it is.
08:00This is your home, too, you know.
08:13Oh, let's see.
08:15Just put this right up here.
08:33Oh, that looks so much better.
08:34Don't you think so?
08:36Now, what else do you think we should do?
08:38Well, I know, we can put this nice chair right over here, like that, and then we can take
08:45this table with the flowers on it, and we can put that right over here, and make that
08:52a nice, cozy little corner like that.
08:56And don't you think that looks better?
08:57Well, I think the room could be angled a little for more than that.
09:02Now, let's see, we'll take this couch, and we can move that back here, like that.
09:07Doesn't that look better?
09:10Yeah.
09:10And now we'll take this chair, and we can put that right back up.
09:14Oh, thank you.
09:15Right here, like that.
09:17And let's see.
09:18One more thing.
09:19Okay.
09:20We'll take Harvey, and we'll put him right over here.
09:27What?
09:27He likes to watch television.
09:32He's crazy about Flipper.
09:35He's being right there, sweetheart, while Mommy has her coffee.
09:48That table should be centered.
09:57Hi, Lucy.
09:59Hi.
10:01Well, I came over to meet your new roomie.
10:05Where is she?
10:07She's in taking a shower.
10:09Oh, Lucy, you've rearranged your furniture.
10:13Yeah, my new roomie rearranged my furniture.
10:16I love it.
10:19You?
10:20Oh, look at that.
10:23Yeah, how about that?
10:24That's some more of her handiwork.
10:26Oh, Lucy.
10:30Yes?
10:31Oh, I'm sorry.
10:33I didn't know.
10:33No, that's all right.
10:34Come here.
10:34I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Mary Jane.
10:37This is Carol Bradford, Mary Jane Lewis.
10:40Hello, Carol.
10:41I found this ribbon on your dresser, and I wondered what it was for.
10:45Oh, I've had that thing for years.
10:47I won fourth place in a contest.
10:49What kind of contest?
10:51A beauty contest.
10:51A beauty contest.
10:52A beauty contest.
10:56I don't think I'm going to be able to take much of this.
11:16Carol, are you all right?
11:18I was vocalizing.
11:23Vocalizing?
11:24That's the way I vocalize.
11:27I sing in a choir.
11:34No, she sings in a choir.
11:36We meet every Saturday afternoon.
11:40Oh, well, that must be very nice for you.
11:42It is.
11:42I don't have much of a social life.
11:45Well, I'm kind of shy around people, but somehow when I'm singing, I feel more at ease.
11:50Oh.
11:51Well, besides singing, what else do you do for amusement?
11:54Oh, I read a lot.
11:56Oh, well, don't you ever go out after work?
11:59Oh, sure.
11:59Sometimes the girls and I go out after the library closes.
12:03Oh, where do you go?
12:06We know this after-hours library.
12:18What's that?
12:18Well, it's a research library near the university.
12:21It's open until 10 o'clock.
12:22Well, I guess that must give you a chance to meet some of the boys from the university, huh?
12:30No, I haven't met any boys.
12:31You haven't?
12:33Why, I bet there are lots of boys that would like to go out with you, Carol.
12:37Yes.
12:37Oh.
12:40I'm sorry.
12:41When I get nervous, I get the hiccup.
12:45What are you nervous about?
12:47I think it's the topic of our conversation.
12:49Oh, they have a boy that makes you nervous?
12:53No.
12:54Not going out with them.
13:00Gosh, I wish those fellows would get here.
13:02I'd like to have the party started before Carol gets home.
13:05Don't worry.
13:06They'll come.
13:06They promised Lucy.
13:08There they are.
13:11Hi.
13:12Hi.
13:12Hi.
13:12Hi.
13:13Hi.
13:13Hi.
13:13Hi.
13:14Hi.
13:15Hi.
13:16You brought your instruments.
13:20Well, wonderful.
13:21Well, this is a party, isn't it?
13:22Oh, well, I'm so glad you got here.
13:24I was afraid you wouldn't show up.
13:26Neither rain nor sleet nor snow could keep us from our appointed freeloading.
13:30Not a freeloading.
13:31Here's a pizza and a bottle of Chianti.
13:34Oh, thank you.
13:35That's very nice of you.
13:36Now, where's that swinging chick Mary Jane told us about it?
13:40Swinging chick?
13:42Yeah.
13:42The dollar poses for all those bikini ads.
13:47Oh, Mary Jane.
13:49Well, you wanted them to show up, didn't you?
13:51Oh, really?
13:53Look, fellas.
13:55Carol's not exactly a swinging chick.
13:57She's very nice, but she's rather shy and inhibited.
14:00And I just thought if I had a few people over, it might bring her out of her shell.
14:05Oh, Mel can handle that.
14:07He's very good at getting girls out of things.
14:09Once he got a girl out of Cincinnati.
14:14Oh.
14:15I did not.
14:17They're just putting me on because I happen to be kind of shy myself.
14:22Oh, well, I'm sure you and Carol will get along just fine.
14:25Look, let's say we get the party started, huh?
14:27How about playing something?
14:28Good.
14:28Okay.
14:29Okay.
14:33Oh, well, I know you and Carol will get along.
14:36Hey, fellas, just play anything.
14:40I want the party really swinging when Carol comes to the end.
14:42Get over here.
14:42I'll play the room.
14:43Anything at all.
14:46Anything with a big dad.
14:47I'll go, Ruth.
14:48Hey!
14:49Oh, there's Carol.
15:15Carol is here.
15:16Come on, Carol.
15:17We're having a party.
15:18No, thank you.
15:19I'm not much of a party crasher.
15:21Oh, no, you're not crashing.
15:23Come on, honey.
15:23Lucy, I have this book I have to finish.
15:25Oh, come on now.
15:26You're the guest of honor, Carol.
15:28Come on.
15:38Honey, I want you to meet the fellows.
15:40Fellas, this is Carol.
15:41I'll be here for the whole time.
15:43Yeah, we thought we'd have a little get-together tonight.
15:48And these fellows...
15:48They brought pizza and wine.
15:50Yeah, help yourself, everybody.
15:51Oh, wonderful.
15:52Oh, salute.
15:54Salute, salute.
15:55Salute, Lucy.
15:56Aren't you going to have some, Carol?
15:57No, thank you.
15:58I don't drink.
15:59Oh, well, this is just wine.
16:01It goes with the pizza that the fellows brought.
16:04In Italy, they drink this just like water.
16:06I'm a firm believer in drinking a lot of water.
16:28Carol, this is Mel.
16:30Hi, Carol.
16:32I'm Mel.
16:33Uh, Carol works in a library.
16:37Oh, that's very interesting.
16:39Yeah, well, tell her what you do, Mel.
16:41I don't work in a library.
16:46That's very interesting.
16:47Look, why don't you two go over there and talk a little while,
16:51and we'll get the stuff ready for the party,
16:53and you just enjoy yourself now.
17:03Um, uh, did you know that there are 6,950,000 books
17:10in the New York Public Library?
17:13No.
17:18Did you know that contrary to popular belief,
17:21the first public library was not founded in Boston, Massachusetts,
17:25but in Peterborough, New Hampshire?
17:28No.
17:29Did you know that more than 42,000 library books are stolen annually?
17:55I didn't know that.
17:56Well, that's classified information
17:59and shouldn't be given out.
18:00I'm going to my room.
18:01Oh, no, Carol.
18:02I'm going to your room, darling.
18:03Now, stay here.
18:04Come on now, honey, and enjoy yourself.
18:06No, I can't.
18:06Now, listen.
18:07Stop.
18:07Just try to relax.
18:08I can't.
18:09Don't be so self-conscious.
18:10I'm so nervous when I get around men,
18:12and you know what happens when I get nervous?
18:14I get the...
18:15Carol, for heaven's sake, just try to relax.
18:23Listen, honey.
18:24You said sometimes when you sing, you feel more at ease.
18:26That's true.
18:26Yeah, well, then, come on.
18:27Why don't you sing a song?
18:29Yeah.
18:33Yes, you can.
18:34You can pretend that you're singing with your choir.
18:36Choir?
18:36Yeah, come on.
18:37Try it, honey.
18:38Come on.
18:38Come on.
18:39Come on.
18:42Carol said that she'd like to sing a song.
18:44She wants you to accompany her.
18:47Come on, Carol.
18:48Well, what do you want to sing, honey?
18:50They wouldn't know anything I know.
18:52Oh, oh, don't you worry about that.
18:54You just start the melody, and we'll jump in.
18:56Anything, go ahead.
18:57Go ahead, honey.
18:58Go ahead.
19:02Can I have a little more of that Italian water?
19:04Oh, please gather round me, brethren, and listen to this hymn.
19:29About how evil that'll burn you, and the fight to sink or swim.
19:43There's a lost sheep that I know of, caught in Satan's web of sin.
19:49And I sing for the forgiveness of the evil plight she's in.
20:02They call her hard-hearted Hannah.
20:07The man's love, Savannah.
20:11We need a challenge now.
20:13Oh, no.
20:15Oh, no.
20:17Oh, no.
20:17Oh, no.
20:19She's a girl who loves to see men's sun.
20:25Oh, no.
20:29Oh, no.
20:30Oh, no.
20:31Oh, no.
20:32Oh, no.
20:33Oh, no.
20:34Oh, no.
20:35Oh, no.
20:36Oh, no.
20:37Oh, no.
20:38I saw her at the seashore with a great big pan.
20:42There was Hannah pouring water on a drowning man.
20:47Oh, no.
21:01Oh, no.
21:02Oh, no.
21:03Oh, no.
21:04Oh, no.
21:05Oh, what a fuck.
21:21Oh, girl, you're just wonderful.
21:25Like I said, music does something to me.
21:29Lovely, we got her out of her shell.
21:31Yeah, way out.
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