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00:00The Lucy Show
00:10Starring Lucille Ball
00:17Co-starring Gail Gordon
00:30The Lucy Show
01:00Touché, Mrs. Carmichael
01:06Mr. Mooney, I'm so sorry
01:09But I was in such a hurry to tell you the good news
01:11Boy, are you going to be surprised
01:13About what?
01:15I won first place in a dog food contest
01:17That doesn't surprise me
01:22I've tasted your cooking
01:23I didn't make the dog food
01:27I just entered the contest
01:28And I won a trip to London
01:30Look, here's my ticket
01:32My plane leaves Monday morning
01:34Well, what makes you think you can take off from work just like that?
01:38Oh, well, I have some days coming to me
01:39I've been saving up my sick leave
01:41Your sick leave?
01:42Yes, yes, sir
01:43And oh, you don't know what I've gone through
01:45To save up those few measly days
01:47Oh, some days I have been so miserable
01:50Oh, well, I never realized you were so dedicated
01:54Oh, yes
01:55You know, one day I came to work in such pain
01:58That I had to ask the bank guard to give me a bullet to bite on
02:01Why, you poor thing
02:05However, Mrs. Carmichael
02:08It is impossible for you to leave at this time
02:10Why?
02:12Because I have to go east next week on business
02:15And I want someone to be here in this office
02:16But, Mr. Mooney, last year we both took our vacations
02:19At the same time nobody even missed us
02:21Exactly, and I never want that to happen again
02:24Oh, Mr. Mooney, that's a thanks I get for all the hard work I've done
02:29All the long hours of concentration I've put in
02:32On what?
02:34On my dog food jingle
02:36Dog food jingle?
02:38Yeah, the one that I won the prize with
02:40I feed my doggy arf-arf
02:43I buy it by the bunch
02:45I know it's tasty dog food
02:47I eat it myself for lunch
02:48You wrote that?
02:55Yes, I did
02:56Oh, you do need sick leave
03:00You mean I can go?
03:03Oh, go, go, go
03:04Oh, Mr. Mooney, thank you
03:06Thank you
03:07Oh, I'm going to London
03:09I'm going to London
03:10I'm going to tell the girls
03:11I'm going to London
03:12I'm going to
03:13And they think there'll always be in England
03:34Flight 19, British Imperial Jet Service to London
03:51It's now loading at Gate Center
03:53Oh, Mary Jane, I'm so excited
03:59There it is, there it is
04:01British Imperial Airways
04:03You know what it said on the ticket
04:04From the moment you step up to the counter
04:06You feel a bit of Britain
04:08Oh
04:08Isn't it exciting?
04:09Lucy, but you better hurry, honey
04:11You have to check your ticket
04:12Yeah, okay, honey
04:13Oh, dear
04:17Where's your ticket?
04:18I must have left it in my bag
04:19Oh, my God
04:22Oh, my God
04:22Oh, my God
04:24Lucy
04:24My bag, my jacket
04:26Ask this man
04:27What am I going to do?
04:28Ask this man
04:29Sir, sir
04:31Excuse me, I'm on my way to London
04:33And I had my ticket
04:33And I left it in my bag
04:34And I put my bag down there
04:35And it went that way
04:37And I don't know how to get it back
04:38Oh, really?
04:39Well, in the only way
04:40You can get back
04:40You know the better business
04:42Is that the old service
04:43Is that the better business
04:43Is that the better business
04:44The only thing we do, really, you know.
04:48What?
04:49The only possible way we can reach back
04:51are the better men this year,
04:52so I don't know if she's a big bossy.
04:54The only possible thing we can do, really.
04:57Did you understand what he said?
04:58No.
04:59Uh, excuse me, sir.
05:01Perhaps your friend could help me?
05:03Uh, say for a call,
05:04I think he's Americans, you know.
05:06Right-o, government.
05:07As I understand it,
05:08you mean a bit of a tiz was
05:10because you went and lost your blooming dude,
05:12darling?
05:13Yes, yes.
05:14I lost my blooming dude, darling,
05:16and I want to know how to get it back.
05:18But then you need to get yourself in a state.
05:20Well, of course I'm in a state.
05:21My plane's ready to take off,
05:23and my tickets are in my bag,
05:25and my bag took off without me,
05:26and I don't know how to get it.
05:27Perhaps I can be of some help, ladies.
05:29Oh, I hope so.
05:30I sure would appreciate it.
05:31If you don't mind, sir.
05:32What this man was trying to tell you
05:34is that the baggage room's in the basement.
05:36In the basement?
05:37Oh, thank you. Basement?
05:38I don't know if I have time to get to the basement.
05:40My plane is taking off for London.
05:41Flight 19.
05:42Well, how soon does Flight 19 leave?
05:44It just left.
05:45It just left?
05:46Oh, no.
05:47Oh, no.
05:48Oh, no.
05:49Oh, I knew this was too good to be true.
05:52Honey, I told you to get an earlier start.
05:54Don't get so upset.
05:55Look, there's a plane leaving for New York in a few minutes.
05:56I'm not going to New York.
05:57I'm going to London.
05:58I know.
05:59If you take the plane from here to New York,
06:00there they can get your connections on to London.
06:01Oh, can they do that?
06:02Oh, sure.
06:03Oh, thank you.
06:04Remember to take your tickets to the main ticket.
06:05Oh, yes, sir.
06:06Yes, sir.
06:07Oh, my tickets.
06:08I got to get my tickets.
06:09Yeah, I got to get my tickets.
06:10Lucy, what are you doing?
06:11I'm going to get me Florida too, darling.
06:12I need you.
06:13Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:17Oh, my tickets.
06:18I got to get my tickets.
06:19Yeah, I got to get my tickets.
06:20Lucy, what are you doing?
06:21I'm going to get me Florida too, darling.
06:24Here you are, seat 10C.
06:31Oh, thank you, thank you very much.
06:48Would you like me to take that for you?
06:50Oh, yes, yes, yes, thank you.
06:53Oh, miss, I keep forgetting about the difference in time.
06:56Do I set my watch ahead or back?
06:59It's three hours later in New York.
07:01Oh, well, I'm not just going to New York.
07:04I'm going all the way to London, London, England, and Europe.
07:09How very nice.
07:11The time difference is eight hours between here and London.
07:14London, England.
07:15In Europe.
07:23Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
07:34Uh, sir, I wonder if you would do me a favor.
07:38Yeah, what is it?
07:39Uh, you see, my girlfriend is here to see me often.
07:41I promised to wave to her, but I don't think she can see me.
07:44Would you wave to Mary Jane?
07:45She's the one in the green suit right by the gate.
07:48Just, just give her a little wave.
07:50Oh, yeah.
07:51Thank you very much.
07:53Oh, look, she's waving back to her.
07:55And she's throwing me a kiss.
07:57She's the very best girlfriend I've got.
08:00Would you mind throwing her a kiss?
08:01Oh, thank you.
08:08Oh, excuse me.
08:09Oh, I would love to get a shot of her.
08:11Uh, just waving to me.
08:12Would you just draw back a little bit?
08:14Oh, maybe you better take it.
08:17Maybe you better just press this little thing right here.
08:20Yes.
08:21Now look, get her attention.
08:22Wave to her.
08:23Wave to her.
08:29Thank you very much.
08:30I appreciate that.
08:31She really is my very best girlfriend.
08:34Thank you, I'm terribly sorry.
08:37Uh, I'm sitting on the wrong side of the plane to wave goodbye to her.
08:41May I take your coat?
08:42Uh, oh, yes.
08:44Yes, I guess so.
08:47Is there anything else I can do for you?
08:49Uh, no, I don't think so.
08:51Uh, later I may have some coffee, tea or milk.
09:04Mr. Mooney.
09:05Mrs. Carmichael.
09:06What are you doing here?
09:07Well, I don't blame you for being surprised.
09:09I miss my plane.
09:10That doesn't surprise me.
09:11Well, I'm going to New York on this plane and then I get my plane for London from there.
09:17Oh, I see.
09:18I see.
09:19I see.
09:20I see.
09:21My, it's a small world, isn't it?
09:22Yes.
09:23And with you in it, no wonder they're racing for the moon.
09:25Mr. Mooney.
09:26You know, you ought to be glad that I'm sitting here.
09:27I'm going to New York.
09:28I'm going to New York on this plane and then I get my plane for London from there.
09:31Oh, I see.
09:32I see.
09:33I see.
09:34My, it's a small world, isn't it?
09:37Yes.
09:38And with you in it, no wonder they're racing for the moon.
09:42Mr. Mooney, you know, you ought to be glad that I'm sitting here with you instead of some stranger.
09:50After all, it's a long trip and you'll have someone nice to talk to.
09:54Mrs. Carmichael, when I arrive in New York, I'm going directly to an important meeting.
09:59Yes, sir.
10:00That's why I'm studying these documents.
10:02Mm-hmm.
10:03And I don't want to be disturbed.
10:06Oh.
10:07Yes, sir.
10:08Isn't this a wonderful age we live in?
10:32Breakfast in Los Angeles, lunch in New York, dinner in London.
10:37Isn't it exciting?
10:38Frankly, my business takes me on so many transcontinental overseas trips that it isn't very exciting
10:44for me.
10:45I get pretty sick of flying.
10:47Oh, really?
10:48Well, actually, I get a little bored now and then, too.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Imagine your seatbelts, please.
10:55Oh, I guess we're going to take off, huh?
10:58You better fasten your seatbelt.
10:59I'd be happy to if you'd give me the other half of my belt.
11:13Oh, you have...
11:14Yeah, yeah.
11:15Oh, you have two buckles.
11:16Oh, for heaven's sake.
11:18Oh, you have two buckles.
11:19Oh, for heaven's sake.
11:20You have part of mine.
11:21Oh, my goodness.
11:22I don't know why they don't have the right in the first place.
11:25Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
11:26Since the takeoff portion of our flight will be over water, I'd like to demonstrate how
11:32to put on the life jackets, which you'll find under your seat.
11:38Sir, she wants you to pay attention.
12:00I've seen this a hundred times.
12:03this a hundred times. Oh, oh yeah, it's a real drag. The chances of your having to use the
12:11life jackets are very remote, but regulations require this demonstration. After the jacket
12:16is securely tied, it is inflated by pulling this cord. Jacket should be inflated only
12:25after leaving the plane. Thank you very much.
12:33Would you care for some gum? Oh, thank you. No, thank you. It's for your ears.
12:57Oh, of course. I forgot.
13:03Does gum really help? Oh, yes. Chewing the gum does seem to help relieve the pressure
13:17during the takeoff. Thank you.
13:19Oh, yes.
13:20Oh, yes.
13:21Oh, yes.
13:22Oh, yes.
13:23Oh, yes.
13:24Oh, yes.
13:25Oh, yes.
13:26Oh, yes.
13:27Oh, yes.
13:28Oh, yes.
13:29Oh, yes.
13:30Oh, yes.
13:31Oh, yes.
13:32Oh, yes.
13:33Oh, yes.
13:34Oh, yes.
13:35Oh, yes.
13:36Oh, yes.
13:37Oh, yes.
13:38Oh, yes.
13:39Oh, yes.
13:40Oh, yes.
13:41Oh, yes.
13:42Oh, yes.
13:43Oh, yes.
13:44Oh, yes.
13:45Oh, my God.
14:15Oh, my God.
14:45I get so used to wearing them, I forget I have them on.
15:05Oh, I'm glad you're through with your work, Mr. Mooney.
15:24I was feeling kind of lonesome.
15:26Carmichael, I'm going to listen to some nice, quiet music and try to get some rest.
15:31Oh, is that what those are?
15:33Come on.
15:35Come on.
15:37Come on.
15:39Come on.
15:41Come on.
15:43Come on.
15:45Come on.
15:47Come on.
15:49Come on.
15:50Come on.
15:51Come on.
15:52Come on.
15:53Come on.
15:54Come on.
15:55Come on.
15:56Come on.
15:57Come on.
15:58Come on.
15:59Come on.
16:01Come on.
16:02Come on.
16:03What are you doing?
16:04I was just trying to turn up the volume.
16:07Well, turn up your own volume.
16:10I don't have to. I can hear yours now.
16:14But Mr. Todd, all I want is a little rest.
16:16So I look fresh at that meeting.
16:18Sorry, sir.
16:34I certainly hope they serve lunch soon.
16:37I didn't have any breakfast.
16:54Miss. Miss.
16:56You have to press the button on the arm at the same time.
17:00Oh, of course. I forget.
17:02All planes are different.
17:04Oh, I found it. I have it now.
17:08Yes.
17:17What's the matter? Did you have a bad dream?
17:21No, I didn't have a bad dream.
17:26Miss. Your button is on this arm.
17:29Oh. Oh. Oh, yes. Thank you.
17:34I'm going to ask you, bébé.
17:35Oh. Oh, yes.
17:38Oh. Oh, yes.
17:38Oh. Yes.
17:39Oh, yes.
17:39Oh, yes.
17:40Yes.
17:40Oh. Uh-uh.
17:42For sure.
17:47Oh. Oh. Uh-uh.
17:48Oh, my God.
18:48Would you care for some champagne?
19:10Champagne?
19:12Oh, thank you.
19:14Would you care for some?
19:21Hi.
19:25This is delicious.
19:27Happy landing.
19:28Bon voyage.
19:30Oh, the boniest.
19:33What was that?
19:38What was that?
19:40Just a little turbulence.
19:42A little turbulence?
19:46Well, I hope they don't have too much of that up here.
19:56Oh, my.
19:58Was that some more turbulence?
20:01It's getting a little rough.
20:02It certainly is.
20:03More champagne?
20:09Why not?
20:33Oh, it's getting hot in here.
20:47I certainly hope they serve lunch pretty soon.
20:51You know, it's nearly midnight in London, England, in Europe.
20:56You know, it's getting hot in here.
20:57You know, it's getting hot in here.
20:58You know, it's getting hot in here.
20:59You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:00You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:01You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:02You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:03You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:04You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:05You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:06You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:07You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:08You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:09You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:10You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:11You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:12You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:13You know, it's getting hot in here.
21:14you know something what you're awfully nice thank you
21:33i think i'm going to tell you a little secret secret
21:43i've never flown before you're kidding
21:50you couldn't tell could you i would have sworn you were peter pan
21:58boy i hope they serve lunch pretty soon
22:13i certainly didn't mention this turbulence in my travel folder
22:17i think we're heading into a little storm
22:20really
22:22you
22:29you
22:31you
22:33you
22:35you
22:39you
22:52you
22:56you
23:09you
23:13what are you doing with your light jacket on
23:27light jacket what's going on
23:29well the plane was pitching
23:31ditching
23:32the plane's ditching
23:33ditching
23:34ditching
23:35where's my light jacket
23:38where am i right
23:40where are you going now
23:42i know it
23:44i know it's under
23:46all right
23:48all right
23:50settle down now settle down
23:51settle down now everybody be calm
23:55now what's going on here
23:57well he said the plane was ditching
23:59now look sir
24:01you've caused nothing but trouble since you came aboard
24:04you fell out of your seat
24:07you wrecked the luggage rack
24:09and now you've got the whole plane in an uproar
24:11now everybody just be calm
24:13everything's going to be all right
24:15now take your seats
24:16sit down sir
24:18everything's going to be just fine
24:41all right
24:43all right
24:45to
24:48all right
24:57all right
25:00all right
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