00:00He ordered a girlfriend from the dark web.
00:03Now his toaster won't stop screaming.
00:06Kevin wanted love, so he bought a haunted girlfriend experience online.
00:12She arrived in a mist and instantly unplugged his router.
00:15She said, Wi-Fi feeds my soul.
00:18Then she hexed his cat, married his mirror reflection, and started arguing with Siri at 3 a.m.
00:24Now Kevin's single again, but his fridge calls her mom.
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