00:00I went to Walmart for groceries last night, but something in here wants my flesh instead.
00:06Bro, I thought the only thing killing me in this grocery store would be inflation.
00:10Then the loudspeaker came on, but instead of music it screamed my name over and over like
00:15the store was paging my funeral. I looked down the aisle. Every shopping cart was full of severed
00:22heads, their mouths moving, whispering. Customers like you don't leave. And bro,
00:28the butcher waved at me from the counter with a cleaver while his apron dripped like he'd been
00:33cutting people instead of beef. When I looked at the meat aisle, the labels had my name stamped in
00:39blood under Fresh Cuts.
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