- 7 months ago
Zazz Boyz are Zazzing it Up: Alfe and Roba form their own band, much to the chagrin of Horace when he is thrown out of the band due to his terrible vocal skills.
Yogurt Nights: Alfe discovers that Roba and Horace attend a support group for people that live with fur monsters.
Yogurt Nights: Alfe discovers that Roba and Horace attend a support group for people that live with fur monsters.
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00:00Open Salvers
00:01Hmm, hmm, hmm...
00:04Ugh!
00:05Roma.
00:06Stop humming!
00:06I need to be able to hear my muscles maximize their bicep thickness.
00:10Mm-hmm.
00:14ROW GUWEN
00:17GRRRR disgusting
00:18GRRRRuru lethal
00:215 ZILLION
00:235 ZILLION, and...
00:24Ugh!
00:26Roma.
00:27Look.
00:27I'm drippin' with tons of sweet.
00:29You mean sweat.
00:30No, it's sweet.
00:35Something detecting my new muscles.
00:37Don't let it overload, because it won't be my muscles' fault.
00:40No, Alfie. This is a musical instrument I built.
00:43See? Watch.
00:47Hmm. You built something that's actually not stupid.
00:50Good idea. Don't go anywhere. I got a good idea, too.
00:54One, two, three, five.
00:59Oh, hold on. Drum solo is almost over.
01:16Wow. This style of music we just invented.
01:19It's so simple and awesome.
01:21Yeah, totally.
01:22Yeah, wait. Did we just...
01:26Form an awesome band together!
01:29Hey, Horace. That newspaper have the news?
01:33That Roba and I just started the best band ever?
01:36What? But the three of us already have a band.
01:39The Bright Stripes.
01:40News smash!
01:42Boosh!
01:44That band is over.
01:46No, it's not.
01:47Our new awesome mixtape we just put out
01:49got us in the Battle of the Bands this weekend.
01:52Well...
01:53Yeah, Horace. Battle of the Bands called, and...
01:56Well, they actually did call, and we switched it.
01:59So our new band will be taking the slot for the Bright Stripes.
02:02I don't believe you guys. Come on.
02:04Do you even have a name for this new band?
02:07Yes. We're called...
02:08The Zazz Boys!
02:09Are you done?
02:16This band, it's simple.
02:18It's about friendship.
02:19And we've gone back to our roots.
02:21That's right.
02:21We've made a new style of music, called...
02:24Zazz!
02:24Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:25The Bright Stripes was about friendship,
02:27and we played simple music.
02:28We went back to our roots.
02:29No!
02:30The Bright Stripes got too complicated.
02:33Hey, guys.
02:34Should we spell Stripes with an S or a Z?
02:36Oh, this just got too complicated.
02:38Turn around.
02:39We're not going to the gig.
02:40This new band, it's much more simple.
02:42And I don't want to jinx it,
02:44but once we win the Battle of the Bands,
02:46I'm pretty sure they'll send us to space
02:48to play music for aliens.
02:50I know.
02:51I know that's gonna happen.
02:52And no doubt, at that time,
02:54I will be sponsored by a nacho company
02:56that will pay for me
02:58to have the biggest drum set ever.
03:00That's right.
03:00Cause the Zazz Boys
03:02will zazzle knit up,
03:03will zazzle knit up.
03:04Blah, blah, blah, blah.
03:05We don't ever actually sing in the band, though.
03:08Yeah, that would be stupid.
03:10All right, you guys made some great points.
03:13No more Bright Stripes.
03:14I'll go get my guitar.
03:15Let's all start practicing.
03:17Oh.
03:17Uh, yeah, Horace,
03:19zazz bands are typically just duos.
03:22Wait, what?
03:23Well, I mean, I guess you could audition.
03:25I guess.
03:27Are you guys joking?
03:32Is there a Mr. Duck Duck here?
03:35No?
03:36No?
03:37Oh, that's a shame.
03:38I was really looking forward
03:39to hearing his, um...
03:40What was it that he played?
03:42Guitar.
03:42Oh, yes.
03:43That would have been...
03:44Guys!
03:44Hello?
03:45Are we gonna do this audition?
03:47I'm sorry.
03:48Uh, who are you?
03:49Fine.
03:49I'll play along.
03:51My name's Horace.
03:52Well, you're not on the list.
03:53Put me on the list!
03:55He wants to be on the list.
03:56This guy's good.
03:57All right.
03:58Let's see what you got, Mr. List.
04:00Okay, okay.
04:02We've heard enough.
04:03We've heard enough.
04:04Just give us a minute.
04:06Pretend that you're talking about his music.
04:09I think we have to practice whispering more,
04:12because you're not...
04:13Yeah, I can totally hear you guys.
04:15Okay.
04:15We don't have any secrets.
04:17Horace, here's the deal.
04:18We'd like to offer you
04:19a trial, temporary, backup position
04:22of being the guitarist in the Zazz Boys.
04:25Yes, thank you.
04:27Wait, wait, what?
04:28Backup temporary?
04:29Oh, whatever.
04:30Sounds good.
04:31Hey, Horace, you feel that?
04:34You're famous now.
04:36No?
04:37Well, you will.
04:38When we're famous,
04:39then you'll be famous,
04:40and you'll feel it.
04:42Okay, first new practice, guys.
04:44Let's do this.
04:46In a five, one, nine, two...
04:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:50Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
04:52Guys, this is Zazz.
04:54Zazz, it's supposed to pretty much
04:55just sound like techno mixed with rap.
04:58No, Zazz is supposed to sound like country
05:00mixed with classical, mixed with rap.
05:03Whoa, guys, I thought this band and Zazz
05:05were about friendship and simple music
05:07that would totally...
05:08No.
05:10No, I mean, yes.
05:12Yes, yeah, you're right, actually.
05:14Okay, so I know what to do.
05:15No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
05:17I know what to do.
05:18We're making this too complicated.
05:20We gotta think simple.
05:21We gotta think just us, friends.
05:24Hey, hey, hello?
05:30Hey!
05:31Okay, okay, guys.
05:33Guys!
05:35Guys, guys, guys, guys, whoa, whoa, what's the plan here?
05:38Horace, first, let me introduce you to our newest members,
05:41the Pittsburgh Prunes Horn Section.
05:44Yep, I know them.
05:45They live in my room now.
05:47How you doing, guys?
05:48Right, so I brought them on
05:51because they're going to help us sound more like classical
05:53mixed with country, mixed with rap.
05:55And I hired Katrina Rad
05:57because she's going to stand on stage in Jungle Pies,
06:00which will make us sound more like rap mixed with techno.
06:03That doesn't make any sense.
06:05Okay, actually...
06:06Alfie, use the whisper technique I taught you.
06:09She has connections to a pie company
06:12that might be like a sponsor of ours
06:14and help me build a huge, massive drum set.
06:17Hey, why is Mr. DuckDuck here?
06:19Well, since we're all adding members,
06:21I thought I'd have, like, a double guitar thing going on with me and him.
06:24Not bad.
06:29Come on, everybody.
06:30Let's take it from the top.
06:31And a one, and a do, and a don't, and a one, and a...
06:34Let's break up and never speak of this band again.
06:46Sweet. Awesome.
06:47Yep, totally.
06:47Totally.
06:54The Zazz Boys.
07:00We're Zazzin' it up.
07:01We're Zazzin' it up!
07:05I miss the Zazz Boys.
07:07We totally would have won Battle of the Bands.
07:09Totally.
07:10Guys, come here, come here.
07:11Hold my hands, hold my hands.
07:13Let's just us three
07:14reform the Zazz Boys
07:16and win that Battle of the Bands.
07:19Yeah!
07:20Just the three of us.
07:22Yeah!
07:22Hiring me as your fourth member
07:25slash manager
07:26has just guaranteed you a win
07:28at the Battle of the Bands!
07:31Hey, Ralphay.
07:32Oh, yes, boys.
07:35It's...
07:35It's Zazz.
07:36Ah, yes-ing it up!
07:38It's Zazz.
07:39Zazzin' it up.
07:41Yes-ing it all over the place.
07:43Uh, thanks for joining the band, Ralphay.
07:46Not really sure how you ended up here, but...
07:49But, exactly!
07:51First thing we're gonna do, add a bunch of members.
07:54You boys know the Pittsburgh Bruins?
07:56I do!
07:57I think they're gonna be great!
07:59No, we don't wanna hire any new members.
08:01Whoa!
08:02Hey, who's the musical expert here?
08:04I'm pretty sure it's pronounced music.
08:07Uh, okay, Beethoven.
08:09I'll just leave then.
08:10Wait, wait, wait.
08:11Ralphay, you talk about getting a sponsorship for the band
08:14and maybe my drum set?
08:15I don't know.
08:16I don't wanna sell out, though.
08:18Yeah, I don't wanna do that.
08:19Boys, this is my job.
08:21This is why you need me as a muzzik...
08:24I mean, a music manager, okay?
08:26I take care of everything.
08:28You don't want new members?
08:29Done.
08:30You don't want sponsorship?
08:31Done.
08:32Battle of the Bands is tomorrow.
08:33Us three slash four are gonna win.
08:35The Battle of the Bands!
08:38Yeah!
08:39Simplicity.
08:40Friendship.
08:41Not selling out!
08:45Welcome to the Battle of the Bands!
08:47Up next, the band formerly known as the Zazz Boys,
08:51the Nacho Company Boys!
08:56Whoa!
08:57Okay!
08:57Everybody got their nachos?
08:59Remember, you gotta eat the nachos as you play.
09:02They're not gonna pay us unless you eat the nachos!
09:05You got it?
09:05You got enough cheese?
09:06You got enough cheese?
09:07You got enough salsa?
09:08Are we good?
09:09Are we good?
09:10Are we good?
09:11We're good.
09:11We're good.
09:12Just leave the stage.
09:13We gotta play.
09:13Robo!
09:14Robo!
09:15Can you see me?
09:16It's hard to see with all those drums.
09:18Tell the prunes not to come in till the second part of the song.
09:22Awesome.
09:23I mean, we should have practiced.
09:24But I have a really good feeling about this, Alfie.
09:27Yeah.
09:28Me and Mr. DuckDuck have an awesome double solo planned.
09:31You guys psyched?
09:32Yeah.
09:32I got that feeling.
09:33This is gonna be the best thing ever.
09:35We are invincible.
09:37Nothing's gonna go wrong, guys.
09:39And a one, two, three.
09:41Where are my drumsticks?
09:43Okay, uh, thank you, Nacho Boys.
10:07Up next, we have a new band.
10:11They're called The Simple Friends.
10:21Oh, my God, they are so awesome.
10:24Let's get back home and start practicing.
10:27Because I think now that we've seen them,
10:29us three know exactly what to do.
10:34Oh, stop, stop.
10:36Why does this keep happening?
10:38If you're not Horace, Robo, or Alfie,
10:41and you are a prune,
10:42please leave.
10:46All right, guys.
10:47Bright Stripes, take to you.
10:50In a one, two, three, four.
10:52Hey, where are you guys going?
11:00Tonight's mud pie night.
11:02No, Alfie, it's Thursday.
11:03We tell you this every week.
11:05Thursday night, we go to Farborough Yoga.
11:08Look at this mess.
11:10Clean this up.
11:11We'll be back soon.
11:14Ramen Yoga.
11:15Fine.
11:15I'll just eat all these mud pies myself.
11:18On the mud pie eating contest.
11:20Get ready, get set, and yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
11:24What?
11:26Ugh, mud pies are disgusting.
11:29Why didn't I make apple pies?
11:32Ugh, look at this mud.
11:34I gotta go take a shower.
11:46Can't reach my tail zone.
11:49Robo!
11:51Robo, help!
11:52My butt!
11:53It's soggy!
11:56Robo?
11:57Where are they?
11:59Oh, yeah.
12:00Thursday night yoga.
12:02What's so special about Thursday?
12:05Hey, wait.
12:06I was born on a Thursday.
12:08What if they've been throwing me a surprise birthday party
12:11at the yoga studio every Thursday?
12:13And I never go.
12:14Not to mention, yoga sounds like yogurt.
12:19Why is that?
12:21So many questions.
12:24Okay, fun's over.
12:25I better do some investigating.
12:27Problem solver style.
12:30This hat smells.
12:31Oh, cool.
12:36Horace and Robo must be in here.
12:38I need to get some money.
12:39Pay for this yogurt.
12:41So it's not stolen.
12:43Hello.
12:44Welcome to Farborough Yoga.
12:46Hi.
12:47All right.
12:47I'm here to see Horace and Robo.
12:49No one's here with those names.
12:51Are you sure?
12:53No one with those names has ever taken classes here.
12:56So, how was yoga?
13:09Yoga?
13:10What?
13:10Oh, yoga.
13:11Yeah, yeah.
13:12It was awesome.
13:13Yeah, totally.
13:14You guys have been going to that class for a long time.
13:17So you should be able to do the reverse master yogi twisted dog frog pose.
13:21Oh, yeah.
13:23That's easy.
13:24Get it.
13:24Oh, yeah.
13:25Not bad.
13:27But can you reverse pretzel it?
13:30Cool.
13:31Whatever.
13:31I'm going to go watch TV.
13:35Robo.
13:35Robo.
13:36Are you okay?
13:38I didn't even know I could do that.
13:40Alpha is acting suspicious.
13:42Yeah.
13:43It must be that time of the month.
13:44Yeah.
13:45He gets cranky and weird when the numbers of the month are like 20.
13:48Yeah.
13:49The 20s.
13:50Oh, wow.
13:50The 20s.
13:51That's when he's...
13:52Yeah, he acts weird.
13:54All right.
13:54Well, I think we're safe.
13:56Oh, you're not safe.
13:59You're acting weird yourselves.
14:01Nobody acts weirder than Alpha.
14:03I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
14:05Oh.
14:06Oh.
14:07Oh.
14:07You guys better get going.
14:13You might be late.
14:15Hey.
14:15Hey, we're cool.
14:16What's the rush?
14:17Do you want us to leave?
14:19Yeah, right.
14:21Hey, we'll be back from yoga in a couple of hours.
14:25Time for Operation Track Horus and Roba.
14:28And I got all the disguises I need in this bag.
14:31I should have washed out this bag.
14:39Horus.
14:40I think that cow has been following us.
14:44Oh, snap.
14:45They're on to me.
14:48Moo.
14:49Oh, see?
14:51It's cool.
14:51It's just a night cow.
14:53They're all around here.
14:54They like to make out in the park at night.
15:00Sorry.
15:01I think you're hot.
15:02But I got to go follow those two dudes.
15:05Time to switch my disguise.
15:08I don't know.
15:09It really feels like we're being followed.
15:11Really?
15:12By who?
15:13Yeah.
15:13I don't know.
15:15Oh.
15:15Hey, old lady.
15:17Ha ha.
15:18Look.
15:18It's Alpha in a disguise.
15:20I'm going to rip this ugly mask off you.
15:22No.
15:23No.
15:24My skin is just wrinkly.
15:26Hm.
15:27So it is.
15:27Sorry, ma'am.
15:29It's just that we were about to do something very secret that we wouldn't want our fur monster roommate to know about.
15:34Come on.
15:35Let's go.
15:36We're going to be late.
15:39Oh, dear.
15:40Don't worry, ma'am.
15:41I'll make sure they pay for touching your wrinkles.
15:44And doing whatever they're doing in there.
15:47He bit me here and then here.
15:49And they shaved his name in the back of my head here.
15:53Does your fur monster hate the 20s?
15:55Totally.
15:55Yeah.
15:56Mine, too.
15:57Okay.
15:57Okay, everyone.
15:59I'd like to officially start this meeting of the People Who Live With Fur Monsters support group.
16:04Yay!
16:05Yay!
16:07Oh, what the?
16:10Okay.
16:11Our resident fur monster expert, Trudy H, has some groundbreaking info she'd like to share with us this week
16:17that might shed some light on why fur monsters are so disgusting.
16:23Thank you, thank you.
16:25Now, behold, I've mapped the insides of a fur monster.
16:29Finally, we see they have eight stomachs, 20 slime mucus glands.
16:34Their bodies can store and release farts here.
16:38What is she doing?
16:39This is all top secret.
16:42Here, and here, and here, and also here, everywhere.
16:46And then, Mr. A squirted slime onto my computer, and I can't believe I'm saying this.
16:56It's so embarrassing.
16:58He...
16:58Robo, don't be embarrassed.
17:00We're here to help you.
17:02Tell us.
17:02He farted on my keyboard!
17:05Mr. A sounds awesome!
17:09Oh, wait.
17:10I'm Mr. A.
17:11Awesome!
17:12Okay, everyone.
17:13Great meeting.
17:14Gather around for our group chat.
17:17Pfft.
17:17This ought to be good.
17:19Everything they do is bad.
17:21They smell and shed fur and destroy our lives.
17:25They are lazy and selfish.
17:27Oh!
17:27That is it!
17:29I can't stand this!
17:30I am out of here!
17:33However, in the end,
17:35they are awesome.
17:36They fill our lives with joy.
17:38We are lucky to know them.
17:40We love them all.
17:42Those fur monsters.
17:44Okay, everybody.
17:46Soda and chips time!
17:49So mad!
17:51I probably shouldn't do this, but...
17:53I'm gonna do this!
17:57Hello?
17:58Jerry, it's Al Faye.
17:59Hey, man.
18:00I've got some horrible news.
18:01You better take a seat.
18:02Every Thursday,
18:04our owners have been attending
18:06a People Who Live With Fur Monsters hate group.
18:09What?
18:09Yeah!
18:10Yeah, they just sit around
18:11and badmouth us.
18:13No way!
18:14Yes!
18:14Wait!
18:15They have naked pictures
18:16of our insides.
18:18But that's top secret!
18:19I know!
18:20We can't let them get away with this!
18:22I know!
18:23So, here's the plan.
18:24Uh, hello?
18:25Who is it?
18:25Ugh, Gary!
18:27Gary, listen!
18:28Our owners have teamed up
18:29and we need to get revenge!
18:30My owner's not here.
18:32Can I take a message?
18:33No, Gary, listen!
18:35Eight o'clock.
18:36Next Thursday,
18:37we get even.
18:38Meet at the park.
18:39Got it!
18:40Wait, uh, so,
18:41should my owner come with me
18:43at eight or...
18:44Ugh, Gary!
18:45Okay, guys,
18:55is everyone in position?
18:56Uh, roger that.
18:57We're good to go,
18:58but we have one problem.
19:00Gary needs to go to the bathroom.
19:02Uh, Gary!
19:03I'm gonna come up there
19:04and shoot you in your face!
19:05Okay, boss.
19:06Ugh, I don't have time for this.
19:08Just remember,
19:09wait for my code word.
19:10Squirrel Cheeks.
19:11Then attack!
19:12Roger that!
19:13Okay, everybody.
19:16Last week got a little heavy.
19:18And as you all know,
19:19we're just here
19:19to vent our frustrations.
19:21So, let's start the meeting
19:23with the second part
19:24of our motto.
19:25Wha?
19:26Fur monsters are awesome.
19:28They fill our lives with joy.
19:30We are lucky to know them.
19:32We love them all.
19:33Those fur monsters.
19:36Oh, my dog.
19:38What have I done?
19:39I've made a huge mistake!
19:41Everyone!
19:44Stop!
19:46Who are you?
19:48How did you find us?
19:49No, no, no, no.
19:50Look, don't be afraid.
19:51That's not important.
19:52Oh, hey, Roba.
19:54Alfie!
19:55Look, long story short,
19:57I didn't know
19:57what you guys were up to here,
19:58but now I know.
20:00And I totally respect you all.
20:01And I think it's great.
20:03And I just wanted to apologize
20:04and say, like,
20:05from all us fur monsters
20:06to you guys,
20:08we love you too.
20:09Wait,
20:09did you tell our fur monsters
20:11about this?
20:11No, no, no, no, no.
20:12Don't worry.
20:13Really, it's cool.
20:14There was a moment
20:14where stuff could've got
20:16really crazy
20:16between us and you guys,
20:18but trust me,
20:19everything's cool now.
20:20Hey, hey, wait.
20:21Do you guys have cookies?
20:22Can I have some?
20:23Certainly.
20:24This is...
20:25These cookies are good.
20:28I'm gonna eat them all.
20:30Store them in my squirrel cheeks.
20:32Uh-oh.
20:33What is it?
20:34It's go time, boys.
20:36Ah!
20:53Guys, I am so sorry about this.
21:11Help us get out of here!
21:13I'll be...
21:15Well, they're probably not
21:21going to invite us back
21:22to the group.
21:22Whatever.
21:23I think we worked
21:24through a lot of frustration tonight.
21:26Guys, it's still Thursday!
21:29Huh?
21:30Yogurt night!
21:36Don't ever lie to me again.
21:41Really?