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7-10-23 PTF Meredith
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00:00It's Meridisi. Oh, hello. She is headed into the booth. I know all about the legalese that I've been watching suits.
00:09All right. So you're being sworn in. You know the deal. Three questions come from the room.
00:13Three questions come from those out there who want to know your business.
00:17Oh, God. You only get one pass and you get one boomerang to send it back to us. Meredith, you ready?
00:24Yes, I guess so.
00:25All right. So my question, my question is more about you and your kind of girl squad.
00:32OK. You have a girl squad of like some pussycat dolls that roll around with you.
00:36Probably like four or five of them. You know, all of them baddies.
00:40I believe out of all of them, you might be one or two of y'all that are married.
00:45Everybody else is kind of on a single run. Yes.
00:47OK. So, Meredith, as as the as the married friend of the crew, the the the cooking and the planning and all the stuff that you do for your girls in a crew of single ladies who are out in these mean dating streets.
01:03Yes. Can you tell me something that made you marriage ready that your sister girls don't have?
01:10What what what are they missing that Meredith has that you were able to find your boo, your man and they have a lot of my girlfriends don't know how and don't want to learn how to cook like at all in general.
01:27And I feel like that puts me up like a notch above like a lot of other women cooking and I don't mean just cooking or baking.
01:34I mean, like every single day. And then on the weekends, you want a big breakfast.
01:39You don't even have to ask like you want an omelet. How you want your eggs done?
01:42I can make anything that you want, any kind of way that you want. And I'll learn new recipes.
01:46They were eaters. They like, you know, they order out 100 percent. Yeah. Yeah.
01:50So or, you know, maybe they can make like basic stuff, you know, to obviously to get by and little things here or there.
01:57Or maybe like one specialty dish. But, you know, what you want and you want a chicken piccata tonight.
02:01Like I got all. OK, all right. I can make it for you. But also, it's a passion of mine.
02:06I used to draw growing up and so I don't have time for anything like that and paint.
02:10So now my art form is cooking and I truly love it.
02:13So you think if they started cooking, they would find him somewhere?
02:16They yeah. A way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
02:19OK, all right. All right. Any of your friends out there that don't agree, y'all gonna hit her up later.
02:23All right, Meredith, we have all felt the pain of rejection.
02:28You see someone you like, you want them and it just doesn't work out that way.
02:32I want to know about a time that you shot your shot and it didn't go in.
02:37It was a brick and it hurt. Yeah.
02:39I was hosting a Chippendales event with all my girlfriends.
02:45I think this was out in Melbourne.
02:46And I yeah, I brought I brought the squad out.
02:50We were having a good time and I was hosting.
02:51So, you know, I was like feeling a little extra special.
02:53Well, when I host the events, you know, I'm up on stage, but then the guys will come up on stage.
02:58One was like really flirty with me and he was probably the best looking one.
03:01Well, the night went on a couple of drinks.
03:03And so I started to shoot my shot just a little bit, you know, be flirtatious and all of that.
03:07And he wasn't feeling it.
03:09And instead, he was starting to try to hook up with like one of my girls that I brought instead of me.
03:15And I was like, oh, she is easier.
03:20Because, you know, also being the host, you know, I felt like I had like something going on there, something extra to offer.
03:26He didn't care. He didn't care about somebody with an official title.
03:30He wanted he wanted a random also ran. Maybe maybe make the papers.
03:33You hook up with the host. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can make the news.
03:35Yeah. I saw pictures of it. Like it'll pop up like on Facebook every now and then on memories.
03:40And I'm just like, it stings a little bit to the day.
03:43Okay. Don't say that.
03:44No, no, no. I mean, I see the picture of him like on her like dancing.
03:47And I remember I remember taking the picture like.
03:49Did they end up hooking up? Yes, they did. Yes.
03:51That night. They did. I don't think. I think they did things, but not fully.
03:55But yeah, they hooked up. All right. You do roll with some fun ones.
03:58Yeah. Well, Chippendales can, you know, it's a good time.
04:01All right. Okay. Rich.
04:02All right. We know you. I know you like your little dranky drank.
04:05I do.
04:06You do. But I want to know what was the first time you had alcohol and what was it?
04:13The first time.
04:14First time meaning like.
04:16Drinking. Like her first time.
04:18Okay.
04:18First drink. What was and what age?
04:20Okay. I had to have been 13 and my mom.
04:2613?
04:27Yeah, I think so. And my mom gave me like a sip of her wine.
04:30Cause I would always ask like, what does that taste like?
04:32You know, you always drink it at the end of the day, all this.
04:35And she was like, do you want to try something?
04:36Wait, I don't think we can count sipping from your parents.
04:40Wait, I have something better. Hold on.
04:42So I would try it and I was like, oh, this isn't really that good.
04:45Well, I must've been like 14 or 15.
04:49And then my mom was like, do you want to have a glass of wine with me?
04:52And so I got a little bit older. Right.
04:54So then she started, she bought me plum wine, which is, I think that's Japanese.
04:58But anyway, it's super sweet.
05:00And it had a lot of alcohol in it.
05:02And I remember I got so tore up.
05:05Your mother got you drunk at 15.
05:09She wanted me to have a glass of wine.
05:11She didn't expect me to drink like the whole thing, but I did.
05:13You know she lives here now.
05:14I know. I know.
05:15I think she's at my house as a matter of fact.
05:17So she's at my house right now.
05:18I'll take care of baby.
05:19I know.
05:20So yeah.
05:20God.
05:21I know.
05:21Okay.
05:21And then, and then later on that progressed of, you know, I lived in this community with
05:25like a pool and then, so I wanted to go swimming.
05:28So anyway, I was, I think I was definitely 16 at this time and I poured myself a glass
05:32of wine for my mom's bottle.
05:34She, I didn't want her to know.
05:35So then I put water in the wine to cover it up and I went swimming so drunk.
05:40And then I, I threw up everywhere and then I stopped doing that.
05:43Hey, now you can't go back to the pool.
05:46She is trying to change water to wine.
05:49We got one out to 727.
05:50It says Meredith.
05:51I know it's still very early, but if you had to put a bet down, which one of your two
05:56daughters do you think would be more successful in 25 years?
06:02Oh, damn.
06:04Oh, man.
06:06Okay.
06:07Wow.
06:08Cause they're going to hear this one day.
06:10They're probably going to hear this one day.
06:12Yeah.
06:12I mean, while child protective services is at your house, they're going to then hear,
06:17oh, also mommy don't have faith in me.
06:19This could be cited in their Nobel peace prize speech when it's like, my mom didn't even
06:24believe in me.
06:26You're not the real MVP.
06:29I made it because my mom said on the radio one day that I would.
06:33Which child?
06:34So I have an answer.
06:36Okay.
06:37I definitely, I definitely would lean towards one more so than another.
06:42Okay.
06:42So which one?
06:43Yeah.
06:43I'm going to plead the fifth.
06:44What?
06:45What?
06:45I think I got to.
06:48But if you, okay.
06:50I think I have to.
06:51I think so.
06:52One of them's a little boom boom.
06:53And you said you had to answer like pretty quick.
06:59So that means that it's pretty like well known that you got one that's a lesser than
07:04the other.
07:06Um, I, I'm not going to say anything else.
07:08Nothing?
07:09No.
07:09You're going to, you want to, you want to tap out?
07:11I have to.
07:12I plead the fifth.
07:15I plead the fifth.
07:16Five.
07:17One, two, three, four, fifth.
07:19Oh, you were in trouble.
07:20I know.
07:21I know.
07:22Oh my God.
07:24Got to protect the family a little bit here.
07:27Wow.
07:27Okay.
07:28All right.
07:28You are wrong.
07:29Wow.
07:29That's crazy.
07:30All right.
07:30Somebody just wrote you are wrong in big letters.
07:32Yeah.
07:33Yeah.
07:33I had to, I had to not answer that.
07:35Wow.
07:35I'm trying to protect somebody someday.
07:38What are you geeking up about?
07:39Oh, this question that I'm about to ask you and you just pleaded, which means you have
07:43to answer.
07:44Okay.
07:44All right.
07:44What do we got?
07:45All right.
07:45Out of the nine, four, one, Meredith, you and your six girlfriends go out.
07:50Well, which one is the grenade names?
07:54Can't count yourself.
07:56You have to name the grenade of your crew.
08:00The grenade.
08:01We don't have grenades.
08:04Every crew got a grenade.
08:07I mean, if you want to give her the definition of it, the true definition of it is one of your
08:13homegirls, one of your girls that is not, somebody got to take one for the team.
08:22They got to jump on it.
08:23The one that's not getting the shot.
08:24Right.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Like everybody, everybody pretty much on your squad is, is top notch except for one.
08:30Somebody got to be at the bottom of the run.
08:32But like the example would be like, I went to Miami with a bunch of my friends.
08:35Like, I feel like we're all really good looking, you know, I just, I don't really feel like
08:40there is a grenade.
08:41You don't have, you don't have a grenade in the crew.
08:44And you don't have one grenade in the whole crew of your friend.
08:49The one that's CB in.
08:50So what's that?
08:51The one that's the blocker.
08:52The blocker.
08:53She's not a quarterback.
08:54The one that's blocked.
08:55Or the one that's just not as attractive.
08:57No, everybody is attractive.
08:59You do though.
08:59You do.
09:00I don't know if she go out with y'all very often, but I could name what I'm talking about.
09:05I know.
09:06I figured a one too.
09:07I think you figured the same one.
09:08I figured a one.
09:09Like, I don't know how often she go out.
09:12But I know damn one.
09:14I do know one.
09:15If we both know one.
09:17And it's probably the same one.
09:19I would hate to say this, but.
09:21I don't know her name.
09:22What color is her?
09:25Stop it right now.
09:27None of my girlfriends are grenades.
09:29You need to stop.
09:30Meredith, you have to answer this question.
09:32They said they want a name.
09:35And it can't be you.
09:36Can she snitch on one of her daughters?
09:39The slow one?
09:41Yeah, can I go back?
09:42The slow one?
09:45We'll trade out.
09:47We'll trade out for you to snitch on your slow daughter.
09:51But you have to word it as which one of your daughters is slow.
09:55Oh, my God.
09:56Oh, man.
09:58What are y'all doing?
09:59Name the daughter or name the friend.
10:03You gotta name one.
10:04And I can't pick myself?
10:05No.
10:07This says every friend group of girls believes their girlfriends are all pretty.
10:11That's what I'm saying.
10:12Deep down, they know who isn't.
10:14Deep down, they know who isn't.
10:15Who y'all gotta work with to bring them up to par to go outside with y'all?
10:18Who do you spend a little bit more time with getting ready?
10:21So they can get in the club.
10:23All right, fine.
10:24I'm gonna pick, because they're all beautiful.
10:25I'll pick my girlfriend, Isabel.
10:27She's the grenade of the group, for sure.
10:31Why are you making that face?
10:33Isabel is the...
10:34That's the Brazilian one, ain't it?
10:36Yeah.
10:36This leaves.
10:37You know damn well that that ain't her.
10:41That's who I pick.
10:43Yo, you better go back to identify your slow daughter.
10:47Because you want some truth in this show.
10:51I pick Isabel.
10:52That's my answer.
10:54Okay.
10:54All right.
10:55Okay.
10:55All right.
10:57Wow.
10:57Is that it?
10:58No.
10:59Oh, we got a little more.
11:00You got one more.
11:01Oh, God.
11:02Go ahead.
11:03Wow.
11:04Okay.
11:04This one here.
11:06You don't have a pass anymore.
11:08If you could eliminate one person off of your husband's body count, if you can eliminate
11:16one person off of your husband's body count, what is that heifer's name?
11:22It says out of the 863.
11:24Somebody who you want to eliminate from his sexual past because you just don't like her
11:30having her fingers on your mouth.
11:31Okay, so this is Anthony has never really told me his body count ever.
11:36And so we haven't like had like a full-blown conversation with like all of the girls that
11:42he's been with.
11:43But I do know one and it was his ex.
11:46So I will.
11:47Do I have to say the name?
11:48I have to say his recent ex.
11:48Yeah, you got to say the name.
11:49What's her name?
11:50There's her name and she's lovely.
11:54That heifer's name is Jen.
11:57Oh, really?
11:58And she was, we actually only ran into each other one time and she was very, very nice.
12:03But yeah, so I would definitely eliminate her off the list.
12:06Really?
12:07Yeah.
12:07How many bodies was she before you?
12:11Was she the recent one?
12:12Like the most recent one?
12:13I think so.
12:14I think so.
12:15Yeah.
12:15The one right before me.
12:17That heifer.
12:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:20Make you mad, don't it?
12:21So I can, I can ask you guys like your.
12:25Can't ask us which one of your kids are slow.
12:27I can ask you guys who's your grenade since I had to answer it, right?
12:34Look at their faces.
12:37My homies are wolves.
12:42I mean, that's what I'm saying.
12:43I'm like, every dude, I mean, we probably got a bunch of grenades.
12:46Because every dude has got a couple guys that'll jump on whatever.
12:50Yeah.
12:50Yeah.
12:51I'm going to, I, the only reason why I say this is because he gets a little bit too drunk
12:57sometimes.
12:57And, like, that's my homie.
13:00It's not because he's a grenade.
13:02It's just sometimes he's just a little embarrassing.
13:05My boy Heist, DJ Heist.
13:06Oh, Heist.
13:07Heist.
13:08He just drinks a little bit too much sometimes.
13:10And then he just starts yelling.
13:12And then.
13:13Yeah, it turns into a mess.
13:14I'm just going to say that's my grenade.
13:15Slurring.
13:16I love you, Heist.
13:16But, you know, that's my boy.
13:17That's my boy.
13:18But, you know.
13:19All right.
13:19I mean, if I had to.
13:22Hmm.
13:26I mean, I'll probably say my boy.
13:28Like, my boy went to the improv with me this weekend.
13:31Will.
13:32Will would.
13:32I think Will would take one for the team.
13:37Okay.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Because, you know.
13:38Because, I mean.
13:39He out there grown.
13:40He ain't got a lot going on.
13:41Okay.
13:42He'll jump on a little something if I needed him to.
13:44To distract?
13:45Yeah.
13:46I think he'd jump on the bomb for me.
13:48Okay.
13:48I got a homie named Jay who has a great personality.
13:55And, you know, the ladies really like his friendship.
13:59And he's an overall outstanding guy.
14:03You need a dude that got a good conversation game.
14:05Oh, yeah.
14:06If you ain't there handling business, he got to hold her like and captivate her.
14:10Yeah, yeah.
14:10That's what I think.
14:11You know.
14:11I think Will could definitely keep the party going.
14:14Okay.
14:14Will, Jay.
14:14While I'm in the back room.
14:15DJ Heist.
14:16And DJ Heist.
14:17Joe.
14:17Joe.
14:18Joe.
14:19Joe Joe.
14:20Right.
14:20Damn, this was a tough one today, guys.
14:22See, there you go.
14:22You sweated that one out today.
14:24We got people from 305 saying, y'all just going to let her slide.
14:26She going to jail.
14:27Hey.
14:29I think what's funny is the fact that you didn't answer that question, you think that you saved yourself.
14:35Your kid's going to hear this audio at some day.
14:37Yeah.
14:38And be like, so mom, who was you like, who are you not going to answer for?
14:41If they ask me, I'll tell them.
14:42I'll be like, at that point, I really thought it was this one.
14:46And this is why.
14:47I quit.
14:50Orlando and the freak show.
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