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9-25-23 PTF Meredith

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00:00All right, it is Plead the Fifth Part Two.
00:02Meredith has answered a few of our questions.
00:06We asked her what was she called, like a mean nickname she was called
00:09when she was living in a van.
00:11Married Death.
00:12She was called Married Death.
00:14We also asked if she would be down to have another baby.
00:18She thinks about it, but Anthony says, I will leave you and them kids.
00:22I will not be here.
00:23I won't be here because he can't handle it.
00:26He's like, they keep multiplying.
00:28Yes.
00:28And then I asked about an ex that she thinks about,
00:32and apparently people are Googling this.
00:34He's going to end up trending.
00:35Whoever it is, she had an Olympian, and yes, her Carfax are definitely popping.
00:41Somebody just texted in.
00:43She got that good good.
00:44Yeah.
00:44All right, so now you get three questions that come from the audience.
00:48Meredith, out of the 727.
00:50Oh, Lord.
00:50Says, you've been the longest female co-host on The Freak Show.
00:56What makes you better than all of the other female co-hosts?
01:04Talk your ish.
01:05Talk your talk, Meredith.
01:06Talk your talk, Meredith.
01:07Talk that talk, girl.
01:08Because I'm a badass.
01:13Okay.
01:14Well, first of all, I love radio in general.
01:16I haven't just worked at Wild, but I've worked at many other radio stations.
01:20So you know when you have it good.
01:22And I'll say this.
01:23I've worked with some really terrible bosses in my past, not only PDs, but also have worked
01:28with other radio talent.
01:30We'll just put it that way.
01:32And coming over here has been really refreshing.
01:34Not only do I feel heard, but I actually genuinely love working with my other co-hosts
01:40and other people that are here.
01:41So when you know you have it good, or in any relationship, you know, you try to take care
01:46of it.
01:46Also, I think that, you know, I listen.
01:50There's a lot of give and take here.
01:52And yeah, I don't want to go anywhere else.
01:54And I make that note that I like working here.
01:56And I'm a hard worker, in my opinion.
01:58So that's why I'm badass.
01:59And I don't want to go anywhere.
02:00That's why I'm badass.
02:02Talk your talk, baby.
02:03There you go.
02:04Like I'm patting myself on the back.
02:06All right.
02:06Let's see here.
02:07What else you got?
02:08All right.
02:08Out of the 305, Meredith, have you ever went to the bathroom in your pants as an adult?
02:17Oh, like a number one or a number two?
02:20A number two.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:22I've definitely accidentally done a number one before.
02:25Wait.
02:25Yeah.
02:26But that was because after kids and stuff like that.
02:28You beat yourself?
02:28Yeah.
02:30You got to tell the story now.
02:32But a number, well, that was after a Limp Bizkit concert.
02:35I was jumping up and down a little bit too much, and I was having fun.
02:38That wasn't anything crazy.
02:40Number two.
02:45Man.
02:46There's one time.
02:47What?
02:49Yes.
02:51Yes.
02:51There's one time.
02:52You pooed your pants?
02:54Yes.
02:54There's one time it happened.
02:55Tell me more.
02:57That's so difficult to do.
02:58I don't even think I ever told anybody this.
03:00But back to being a hard worker, like there's – I don't really call off at work.
03:05Well, there was one day I woke up in the morning, and I just wasn't feeling really right,
03:09and my stomach was kind of upset, so I took a little Pepto, and I was driving into work,
03:15and then all of a sudden I was about to hit the gandy, and my nose started, like, tickling,
03:22and then I sneezed so hard.
03:25Oh, you sure.
03:26Oh.
03:27Oh, no.
03:28Yeah.
03:28No, don't even say it.
03:29It came out of both ends?
03:30Don't even say it.
03:31You sneezed out of both ends.
03:33Yo.
03:34You sneezed out of both ends of yourself.
03:37And I shocked myself because, you know, I'm like –
03:41She thought she had a big 12 speakers.
03:44She heard the boom.
03:45Oh, like –
03:45She had the boom in the trunk.
03:46Did this really happen?
03:47I was like, nah.
03:48I was, like, in denial, and then all of a sudden –
03:51Smelled it.
03:51Yeah.
03:52There ain't no getting around that.
03:54Is that, like, a schnark?
03:56Yeah, that's it.
03:57A schnark.
03:58Wow.
03:59It was not good.
04:00So, anyway, I had to turn back around, and, yeah, I threw out those pants,
04:03and it was not good.
04:04Oh, man.
04:07Oh, wow.
04:08I was sick.
04:09I think I had the flu or something.
04:11Yeah, okay.
04:12You got another question after that.
04:14I have – I don't even want to ask no more after that.
04:17All right, out of the A13, Meredith, have any plead-the-fifth questions over the years
04:22led to any arguments with Anthony?
04:24If so, which one?
04:25Yes.
04:26You guys asked his wiener size before, and I decided to answer,
04:29and then he had to hear about it from his boys.
04:31Oh, wait, really?
04:32And, like, I feel like that's still brought up every now and then,
04:35so no more wiener questions.
04:36I don't even remember that question.
04:38Oh, it was asked, and I stupidly, instead of, you know, pleading the fifth,
04:42I was like, well, you know, I'll just –
04:44God, it was terrible.
04:44Did he ask you, why wouldn't you tap out?
04:46Because if you had a pass, why wouldn't you use it?
04:49I don't know, but all of a sudden he hadn't seen his boys in a little bit,
04:52and then he went to go hang out with them, and, like, it was one of the first things.
04:55He's like, get out of here, little middle, middle, Peter.
04:58Hey, hey, little Anthony.
05:00And Tiny.
05:02Hey, Aunt Tiny.
05:03And she said, there's some echoes down there.
05:05You're not taking up all of the room.
05:07All right, Meredith, you've got a boomerang for what you've answered,
05:09and you've answered everything, what you want to get back to the room.
05:11Um, I want to know if you guys have ever gone number two in your pants before.
05:17I'll answer first.
05:19I'm respectful.
05:20I have ones myself, like, a few times, but not the twosies.
05:25That's just hard to do.
05:26Yeah, I know.
05:27I mean, where am I going to hang the newspaper?
05:29You know what I'm saying?
05:30It wasn't intentional.
05:31I mean, but I'm just saying, like, I just – I mean, there's no – nah.
05:34I feel like you're lying, but that's okay.
05:36No, I'm telling you.
05:37I have not.
05:38I just – nah.
05:39I'm pretty regular, so, you know, ain't nothing on deck all the time.
05:43Uh-huh.
05:44But now the ones, yeah, I've done wet works.
05:47When was the last time you did number one?
05:51That was probably four or five years ago.
05:55Okay.
05:56Yeah.
05:56You couldn't wait for the one?
05:57I had to pee, and honestly –
06:00You were a grown-ass man.
06:01I know.
06:02I had – it was after Wild Splash, actually.
06:04Oh, my gosh.
06:05I was like, yo, because I had – everybody kept talking to me.
06:08I was like, I got to pee.
06:08I got to pee.
06:09And then finally I got in the car, and I took off.
06:11Like, I'm going to just, you know, pull over at somewhere.
06:13And everywhere – every turn, it was damn officer somewhere.
06:16Oh, man.
06:17And I couldn't pull over.
06:17I couldn't pull over.
06:18And finally I was just like, oh, my God.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:20And I was trying to hurry up and stop so I can get behind this tree.
06:23Yeah.
06:23And it just started when I was – I was like, oh, oh, damn.
06:27I rode home moist.
06:30And that's where the playlist was born.
06:32Yeah, threw all that out.
06:33Threw all that out.
06:34Yeah, definitely.
06:35I couldn't hold it no more.
06:36All right, you, Rich.
06:37Rich.
06:37You're number two.
06:38You twoed yourself?
06:40I hate that I can't plead the fifth on that.
06:42No, you can't.
06:43All right.
06:44There was one time – this was like back in college, actually.
06:48I was at McDitton's.
06:50And –
06:50Dude, so, like, I was outside –
06:54They are not happy with that shout-out.
06:55Yeah.
06:55Oh, damn.
06:56I was outside in the patio.
06:58I would drink it too much.
06:59And, like, I had to relieve myself.
07:02But, like, I thought it was just, like, I had some gas.
07:05Oh, no.
07:06And I was –
07:08You blew it.
07:08I blew it.
07:10And I didn't know that there was, like, a little prairie dog in there.
07:14And I was, like, smelling something.
07:16And I'm like, damn, what is that smell?
07:19So you're hitting on chicks and then all of a sudden –
07:21Yeah, and then I'm smelling this and I'm like, yo, did somebody step in dog poo or something?
07:26Dog, I went to the bathroom and I went to go check.
07:29Oh, my God.
07:29Dog, I had to Irish goodbye the bar after that.
07:31It was bad.
07:32So you left the bar?
07:34Oh, yeah.
07:34Right after – I went to the bathroom.
07:36I checked myself.
07:37Did you throw away the –
07:38Oh, yeah.
07:39I threw them joints in the garbage.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:42And then I just left.
07:43I'm quitting.
07:44I didn't even give anybody a goodbye.
07:46Nothing.
07:46I rode.
07:47I Irish goodbye.
07:48No, they knew why you left, though.
07:49I guarantee you they was talking about you when you left.
07:51They're like, you know he blew his pants out.
07:54Y'all all smelled it.
07:55Y'all know what he did.
07:56Why did he just disappear?
07:58Because he crapped his pants.
07:59Oh, my God.
08:00Wow.
08:01All right, Meredith, you are officially off the hook now.
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