00:00white trash alert
00:08does someone in your family have a bad habit that's like so out of control
00:15you have to take stuff away from them and hide it
00:18like chuck what kind of habit like you had hostess cupcakes
00:23like your wife used to hide stuff right yes or wouldn't bring it into the house
00:28yep well um a 64 year old woman in north carolina
00:34still lives with her dad okay so she's 64 her dad they don't give his age but
00:43quite elderly yeah yeah 80 something she didn't like her dad drinking mountain dew
00:51i love it do the do
00:54not the best drink for an old man i assume
00:58i feel great you gotta calm him down dad did you do the do again he's always doing the do
01:07yeah listen to his heart listen to his heart monitor
01:09man i i guess there's a lot of people out there that you know
01:16are addicted to do you know old people that are guzzling down
01:19two liters of sugary beverages every day this is gonna be me in 20 years
01:24oh james no you want to keep your feet
01:26you don't have to give it up eventually james i mean it is it is one of these things like you
01:31you there will come a time when they say you can't well that's i don't know
01:37caffeine yeah teeth
01:39where's the tallest building i can't have that system
01:42oh my god
01:44yep yeah you'll have no teeth you'll lose your lower extremities to diabetes
01:51you don't need teeth dave
01:52then we okay so we know a guy who honestly like james that was him
01:57really worked with the guy you not brush him he drank in front of us every day in the break room
02:03a two liter oh wow of of coke yeah a full giant bag of chips yes and then he eventually lost his legs
02:12to diabetes oh yeah and i know who you're talking about yeah i buy legs well okay um you know when
02:19the doctor says hey if you don't do this some real terrible stuff's gonna happen
02:26he just said i don't care what you think
02:29oh that's crazy yeah i know you're right and you know what happened after
02:34all of the terrible things that the doctor said like blind
02:37no legs oh my god he's blind and he's got no legs yeah well he's gone
02:42they gotta put that on the cans man i'm sorry
02:44i thought that was one of those old calculators
02:53i didn't know what james was doing he was like james is hit a sound of taxes in there what the hell
03:02i'm just calculating how many hours i have left before i lose my legs and i go blind from drinking
03:07too many caffeinated beverages
03:08what that sounds like it is a little bit gone yeah
03:11i mean that is different that one sounds like it got different yeah off the top i guess i didn't know what
03:17it was i was hearing it's like oh he's calculating oh wait we caught james during some calculations
03:22according to my calculations i got 20 27 before i have to really worry about
03:27my teeth will start falling out around that time yeah i can still think about it
03:32he calculates hard
03:34old school calculator i know the sound i love those calculators let's find the actual sound of old
03:43school it would print it off whether or not those are the only calculators we have available in the
03:47building oh yeah you're right yeah no the we need the one where it has this print no it was like a
03:54printable no the one with the printer there was one there was a calculator with a printer yeah
04:01yeah like this oh that might be oh yeah that might be it here
04:10oh these guys got it 45 mountain dews 365 days
04:18divide that by 12 multiply by the doctor factor and james will die at oh boy much sooner than i thought
04:28oh yeah yeah james done he's done the numbers it's not looking good
04:40james it's time to stop it's like i can't see him so i don't you know i'm like maybe he's in there
04:44calculating honestly i thought that james was playing the sound effect
04:50i was like what is james james added this to what he's saying he's calculating our jokes
04:56let him work the numbers are off
05:06the album's death calculator he keeps it by his desk at all times every time i take a sip of pop i gotta
05:10add it add to the calculator it's true you gotta hit plus one every every step
05:18plus one ah nice ice cold refreshing glass of diet pepsi open the bottle goop goop goop oh james here
05:26you want to drink this yeah i'm gonna add that and three bottles today yeah do that and
05:33dave davis found calculators from like 1950s like none of them are the exact like none of them are
05:43the one we're talking about let's see this is one that's it that's more like that's more like it
05:50intense that'd be like me on a calculator i'm very intense with anything i have to punch it's true
05:57yeah quite aggressive more door you have to open yep yeah someone said a guy i work with told me he
06:03hasn't drank water in five months he only drinks the dew how what is that that's part of life that's
06:10an evolution if we could see when are we expected all right he only drinks to do
06:19five years five years okay let's add the doctor factor in there
06:23uh-huh yeah okay oh he's got about four days left with your feet it's not good better go see the
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