Peep Show: Dave vs. Water

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Dave and Chuck the Freak were just starting a news segment when Dave went to shake up his water bottle and the top flew off, leaving him soaked.

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00:00I'm Dave Hunter it is time now for a check of the news we're going to start in Metro Detroit

00:10where some university students are rattled after an attempted robbery on campus in daylight this

00:16happened on the campus of Oakland University and here's the story now from Fox 2 News this really

00:22has a lot of people surprised the students tell me of course we know this tell me of course we

00:27know Tommy of course we know this kind of stuff doesn't happen here at Oakland University especially

00:33in broad daylight and it wasn't like it was like really late at night it looked like it does in

00:41this video dark and dreary but definitely still light out I just saw legitimately just saw what

00:52look like half a cup of something pour all over Dave I saw Dave do the thing that the guy in

00:59airplane does that the drinking problem yeah Dave has a drinking problem over there I have my water

01:07bottle I thought the top was on it so I shook it up and the top wasn't effing on it and it went

01:13everywhere all over him oh my god almighty I I Jesus I'm looks like I wet myself

01:20where's the top is the top anywhere did it fly off oh was it just was it just kind of sitting

01:29or was it never here in the garbage can oh how it got there I don't know well I that was distracting

01:36because a ton it was like I didn't see it but I just heard all the everything all my papers all

01:42today's show soap destroyed I just I just saw a blanket of water engulf Dave bitch what I saw was Dave

01:50go to try to take a drink and then his arm did what like the old people's feet do with the pedals

01:55like you misguided yeah you just soaked the whole place what are you doing stop it

02:06that's Dave trying to drink these days I do not have some sort of shaking disorder I just

02:12I almost got some I almost got a little stop it a little shaking disorder we have to end the show

02:21I'm soaked too son of a bitch that makes two of us now oh man I joined the party for you

02:32because I put my little flavor drops in yeah and so normally I shake it up before I drink it

02:38yeah yeah and I make some sense oh somehow the top fell off that yeah like there more water shook

02:46out of that thing then like I couldn't believe the amount the funny thing is I did that yesterday at

02:51the gym and I don't know who saw me do it you did the same thing yeah I was on the treadmill and I

02:55went to go take a drink and I just misjudged everything and I was like and then I'm just like

03:00on the treadmill walking like hope to god nobody saw that yeah geez okay it's worse at the gym

03:06with strangers as opposed to just in here with you fools right well there's a bunch of cameras

03:11around other than that besides that besides that yeah Jason will need a video of that oh stop it

03:16what happens like if somebody called like watched me do that then now they're seeing me try to like

03:20over cool it like try to recover and look extra cool like you start walking like George Jefferson

03:27on the treadmill yeah I hope he doesn't do that I don't think he did that that's how Dave

03:33that's when I over cool it that's how Dave would do it yeah I didn't know he had a walk

03:39oh you don't know George Jefferson's walk oh come on I've walked like George Jefferson before

03:44well it's not like a stride old like a pimp walk George Jefferson oh yeah yeah let's see

03:54oh I don't know you'd have to he's trying to show he's trying to show the Dave Hunter

04:01his Dave Hunter character that's what I did on the treadmill see that people think oh he's cool

04:07don't worry about him he's cool I was just like why did that happen yeah see that's how Dave looks

04:12on a treadmill when he's trying to act cool yeah yeah yeah gotcha there's been no TV there's

04:24been no TV character more like Dave than George Jefferson's white neighbor ridiculous I didn't

04:32know I don't I didn't know he had a neighbor yeah he did a very a very cool fellow oh live

04:37next door I am not like George Jefferson's neighbor yeah God's sake he was an uptight

04:42white guy yep yep anyway I ruined that other story so yeah a couple of people were robbed

04:48people are upset in other news this morning

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