Peep Show: Organism Rick is Alive?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about Snoop Dogg's announcement to give up smoke when they receive a call from 'Organism Rick' who was a frequent caller on the show many years ago and find out he's still alive!

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00:00All right.

00:05So these guys were telling you last week about Snoop Dogg.

00:10Apparently.

00:11We didn't play gin and juice when we were out.

00:12No, you did it wrong.

00:13Exactly.

00:14That's why you're here.

00:15We're glad you're back.

00:16We're not as brave as Dave.

00:17No.

00:19Yeah.

00:20That's got to be the clean version.

00:22Just play it.

00:24Snoop Dogg announced on social media, in case you missed it, that he was giving up smoke.

00:30We assume that it just means, like, health-wise, he couldn't do the smoke.

00:34Because that's what he said.

00:36So just edibles?

00:37Yeah, he's going to switch to edibles or maybe vaping.

00:40Which his company has a lot of edible products.

00:42Because I heard that there's several, like, known weed edible companies that their stock went up.

00:50Because they're like, oh, this is going to be big.

00:52Yeah, this is going to be big for edibles when Snoop comes out.

00:56And he's probably, he'll probably open up edibles like it's, like, you know, Christmas candy.

01:03Like, and just grab handfuls.

01:05Can you even imagine how many he would have to do?

01:07Yeah, it'd be crazy.

01:08You know?

01:09To keep up to his Snoop levels?

01:10Yeah.

01:11Yep.

01:12Oh, my God.

01:13He is getting older, though.

01:15Right.

01:15He's in his 50s, so.

01:16I have to assume a doctor.

01:18I have to assume a doctor said, hey.

01:20Yeah, your lungs.

01:21Your lungs are.

01:22You've looked.

01:22It looks like you worked in a mine.

01:24Well, it wasn't Dr. Dre that told him that.

01:25No, no, no.

01:26You've got to go to the right doctor.

01:28That'd be like me saying I was giving up potatoes.

01:30Exactly.

01:31Right?

01:31But then what if you were told.

01:33What a funny comparison.

01:33Yeah.

01:33Well, I mean, I've got nothing like that.

01:37I'd say it's more like Dave giving up coffee.

01:40Coffee.

01:40That's what it's like.

01:41Yeah, but imagine you're given.

01:43It's like.

01:44Most of us can relate to that.

01:45You know?

01:45Yeah.

01:45Sometimes you're given news where it's like, okay.

01:48Yeah, your heart.

01:49You can't handle coffee.

01:50You know?

01:50Like, you're not allowed to have caffeine anymore.

01:53Yeah.

01:53You know, it's like, oh, my God.

01:56Organism Rick is with us.

01:59Organism Rick?

02:00No.

02:01Is it really you?

02:02Is it you?

02:03Yeah.

02:04It is.

02:05Where have you been?

02:06Organism Rick, you disappeared for like 12 years.

02:09It's been so long.

02:09Where have you been?

02:12Hi, Dave.

02:13Hi, Rick.

02:14Hi, Chuck.

02:15Hello, Rick.

02:17And Lisa Wayne.

02:19There you go.

02:22Organism Rick back with us.

02:23I'm telling you.

02:25I'm back.

02:26You can relate to Snoop Dogg somehow.

02:30Yes.

02:30I got a story to tell you.

02:32Okay.

02:32I was 16 years old.

02:35Yeah.

02:35And I smoked everything.

02:37Cigars, pot, pipes, everything.

02:40Right.

02:40And I had a dream one.

02:42I think it was a dream.

02:44You know, I interpret dreams.

02:46Yeah, that's right.

02:47Yes.

02:48We remember.

02:49You might laugh your butt off over this one.

02:53Okay.

02:53I was in bed in a trailer.

02:56I was between houses.

02:58Yeah.

02:58But anyway, I was in a trailer in a mobile home park.

03:01Yep.

03:02And I was looked up, and there's five guys came in my room, and they had motorcycle helmets

03:10on, the ones with the visors, and dark clothes, and one of them was rifling through my stuff

03:18in the dresser, and one of them was rifling through my closet, and one of them was just

03:23standing there looking at me.

03:25Yes.

03:26And the other ones were looking at everybody else, but there was five of them, and I couldn't

03:31move.

03:32You couldn't move?

03:33You were frozen?

03:33No.

03:34I'm on my back, right?

03:37The only thing, I can see them.

03:40So they left, and I got up, but I really didn't get up.

03:45Oh, no.

03:45Right, right.

03:46Somehow, I flipped over on my stomach.

03:50I ended up on my stomach, but I actually left my body and went outside and looked up,

03:57and there was the spaceship.

04:00Yes.

04:01Yes.

04:02I know, Rick.

04:04I know that this happens.

04:06Chuck can relate.

04:06I know.

04:08Okay.

04:09And they shot a beam through me, through the trailer, and I seen it go down into the bowels

04:18of the earth.

04:20I mean, it went down there like a hole.

04:22So they penetrated you, Rick.

04:24They penetrated you.

04:25Not that way.

04:27Right, right.

04:29Right, right.

04:29That's exit only.

04:32That's another story.

04:34Yeah, that's another one.

04:35No, we don't have to worry about the story.

04:37Yeah.

04:38There are guys that get that, but I think they're a little bit off their rock.

04:44Okay.

04:44I see.

04:45I see.

04:45So the alien shot to the center of the earth.

04:50Through me.

04:51Yes.

04:52It went through me, and I went to the doctor, and I had to get a chest x-ray because I had

04:58a little congestion.

05:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:00Sure.

05:01When she got the x-rays back, she said, by God, good thing you never smoke.

05:07Your lungs are white as snow.

05:11And I said, oh, my God.

05:13I didn't tell her the story, but them suckers came down to heal me and clean me up.

05:19Yeah, because you did smoke a lot.

05:22He smoked everything.

05:24He smoked it all.

05:25Yeah.

05:25And the aliens blew you back to health with their laser beams.

05:30So Snoop just needs an alien to come and clear his lungs, is what you're saying.

05:34That's what we can hope for.

05:35There'll be a time.

05:37It's coming.

05:38Well, there's bad reptile aliens.

05:40I know.

05:40These were good ones.

05:41Uh-huh.

05:42You got lucky.

05:43You got the good aliens.

05:44The healing, the lung healing aliens.

05:46Lucky man.

05:46The light beings.

05:49Chuck, Chuck, do me a favor.

05:51Look up Gobo Pepe.

05:54Yeah, I already, I'm, I'm, I'm good.

05:57You can relate to.

05:58Of course he can relate to Organism Rick.

06:01This is him in 20 years calling some other show.

06:05Are you kidding me?

06:06It's Organism Chuck.

06:07Thank you, Rick.

06:10Yes.

06:11They're so similar.

06:12He's between homes.

06:13That's him.

06:15Yep.

06:16That's every day I do.

06:19Be careful.

06:21I love you.

06:21Okay, I'll be careful.

06:22Thanks for the warning.

06:24Bye-bye.

06:24Bye.

06:24It's good to hear from you.

06:25See you, Rick.

06:26See you.

06:26Fogify.

06:27Fogify.

06:28All right.

06:29Bye-bye.

06:30Organism Rick lives.

06:30Seriously, how long has it been?

06:32It's been a long time.

06:32Ten years.

06:33It feels like, well, no.

06:35I mean, no, it's good.

06:36He hasn't called since we've been.

06:37Eight years.

06:38Has he called here?

06:39I've heard the name.

06:39I've heard you guys talk about the name Organism Rick.

06:41But you never were a part of it, right?

06:43No, I wasn't.

06:43That was before your time.

06:44Yeah, it was before he was full-time.

06:46He'd join us like once a week.

06:47Oh, really?

06:48Yeah.

06:48God, I feel like it's bad.

06:49He did dream.

06:50Yeah, he did dream interpretation.

06:51Yes, he did.

06:52Oh, that's right.

06:53I forgot about that.

06:54He did.

06:55He's a wild, wild guy.

06:57And now I know he's on my team.

06:59And he started, he got his claim to fame because he misused the word organism for orgasm.

07:04Yes, yes.

07:06And then he became Organism Rick.

07:07Yeah.

07:08That's right.

07:09He was like, yeah, I can give girls organisms.

07:14And no offense, I just assumed he died years ago.

07:17Yeah, we thought he just was gone.

07:20But his life's wild, I think.

07:21Well, he was busy being penetrated by aliens.

07:24Yeah, I mean, it happens.

07:25He couldn't call it.

07:26It happens.

07:27You get it.

07:27It's a tale as old as time.

07:29That's Chuck's future right there.

07:30The fact that he knows what he's talking about.

07:33Of course.

07:33Yeah.

07:33They're similar in so many levels.

07:36Yeah.

07:37I won't even tell you guys the bad stuff.

07:42Just know.

07:43Just know.

07:44Crazy times.

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