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  • 9 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to a woman who is unhappy with her boobs for a number of reasons and the newsman in Dave wants to get all the answers.

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00:00a lot of people in this world besides me derive a lot of joy from boobs
00:08not just men women as well a new survey found the bra sizes that make women the happiest
00:15c-cup was number one 39 of women with c-cups love them just love their boobs they everything
00:25about them that's like the perfect size for most women well i feel like they're not too big to cause
00:30any pain they're not too small to have any kind of like weird emotional issues about the survey
00:35found women with more extreme sizes were most likely to say their breasts influence their
00:40personality so the smaller they are the bigger they are the more they say they influence their
00:46personality um angela you happy with your boobs no i'm not why
00:5330 when i was thinner um they were okay they were smaller about a b but they were still kind
01:02of saggy and flappy one is bigger than the other the nipples don't match and now that i'm heavier
01:09much heavier um i'm i'm definitely a full d and they're just a disaster i would do anything to get
01:19them reduced and reshaped just so that they could be can i can we just go back a second to the
01:24unmatching nipples what uh what what do you mean well like like in a bra like like a person like
01:35jennifer aniston and a bra and a t-shirt her nipples line up they match through the bra mine don't
01:42like one is like a little to the bottom almost kind of googly eye one is like yeah exactly they're
01:49just and i know that that's perfectly normal and natural and it's not uncommon but my tips just
01:56don't look like any boobs in the movies or in pictures or porn or anything and i've always been
02:03self-conscious about that right so yeah you want to get that you want them both pointing in the same
02:08direction right i i do i want them to be nice and firm i don't want them to sag i don't want i mean
02:14they're like tube socks on a nail oh yeah that's no pain in a bad it's no fun hey does your man does
02:21your man like him no you know my husband um i don't think so he my husband's a really great guy
02:30and he he he understands the things about my body that i'm self-conscious with uh-huh but doesn't
02:39exploit it in any way right all right he knows that they're clean in my body yeah just embrace
02:45him what are you gonna do right you got googly tits or just save up and get them uh you know
02:51there's a lot of things they can do surgery yeah there's a lot of things that they can do so they
02:55can line up those nips they can nippleectomy you know whatever you need tighten it up tighten it up
03:01do whatever you need shape them right you know all right angela there's a lot of stuff thanks have a
03:07good day guys best to you and your nips listen other calls dave i didn't know it'd go down a dark
03:14googly-eyed road dave was getting to the bottom of that whole thing i wanted it i've never i've never
03:18encountered you know pointing in different directions i just love the 60 minute style that he does sometimes
03:24yeah you know like he'll be like let's go back for a second to when you said your nipples go two
03:31different ways tell us about that and then it's like a super sad story and then he's like but what
03:37about the man in your life because i thought it would be like oh no he loves your bosom and then she's
03:44like no he hates him too oh yeah that wasn't that wasn't the ending i was looking for i was looking for
03:50a happy be happy he likes some ending and then we're gone didn't pan out like yeah that's a good
03:56thing i guess about 60 minutes is that they record it and then they edit out all those bad moments
04:01take out the awkward silence thankfully we're not 60 minutes true yeah no we're not true let's go back a
04:10second to your just wild crazy misshapen tits
04:14and then people are telling their story and dave's in the background like could you imagine on 60 minutes
04:21the person in the background was like oh oh oh no no stop no god disaster
04:29oh real floppy oh wow you know it's not not the journalistic integrity that one thinks
04:39well i'm on this show i can let loose a bit
04:41keep it together oh oh god no my goodness no i'm dave hunter tonight on 60 titties oh god your tits
04:53are terrible tell me more about them let's go back for a second when you said they look like uh
05:00orange in a sock hanging from a wall do they swing left and right or tell us about that
05:06tell us about the man in your life love your tube sock no he just he doesn't say anything but he
05:14doesn't like them oh god i wouldn't either i would hate them i would hate them so do you want to see
05:20them look at these jesus christ put those away quick different yeah be different i do consider
05:29myself a journalist yeah you do you do okay dave whatever whatever goes on in your head i do
05:34he's a news us always a journalist always uh-huh and get tonight on dave gets to the bottom
05:40tonight on dave gets to the bottom of it somebody told me that about dave once they were like he
05:48just always gets to the bottom of stuff yeah he'll find where that bottom is
05:53that's not always good the bottom's not always good it's not stark that's the thing all right
06:01lots of women calling in but we'll move it on here okay some of them love them some of them hate
06:06them mixed but enjoy them they're yours ladies they're yours embrace your titties except when the
06:13girl calls in is like i have an a and it's like oh god no i would never it's not personal preference
06:21it's not just it's not for me yeah it's not a personal preference i would never even dream of
06:28oh jesus christ in heaven good night nurse i say to your tits good night nurse yeah
06:34when dave said what are you gonna do you got googly titties i almost drove off the freeway
06:41yep
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