Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about another reason that Dave has to love Dolly Parton. And, it's her love of potatoes.
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00:00Have you tried this new Glow Motion flavor from 5-Hour Energy?
00:03Oh yeah, I had mine this morning. Now we wait.
00:05For what?
00:05My superpowers.
00:07Dude, it glows under UV light. It's not radioactive.
00:11I was hoping it would make me a little bigger, if you know what I mean.
00:14Jesus.
00:24And finally, if I needed another reason to love Dolly Parton.
00:29She's already got two of them.
00:31Here's the third.
00:33One thing she eats every single day in life?
00:36Potatoes.
00:37Potatoes!
00:38Potatoes!
00:39She's your dream lady.
00:40Potatoes!
00:41She's a little too old for you, but other than that...
00:44A Southern Belle with great big knockers who eats potatoes every day?
00:48Dave, you were...
00:49Shut your face!
00:50You were kind of born in the wrong time.
00:52Like, you should have been born right around Dolly's age.
00:55You alright? What's happening to him?
00:57He's just lost it.
00:58He's lost it.
00:59Are you down?
01:00I don't know what's...
01:01What'd you do?
01:02Oh, he did something.
01:03He bit his tongue?
01:04I don't know.
01:05He swallowed.
01:06I was taking a drink as he yelled big knocker.
01:08It just made me laugh.
01:09I almost spit it out.
01:10I took a sip at the wrong time.
01:12She's a Southern Belle with big knockers and potatoes.
01:15Amazing.
01:16I almost spit out my cough.
01:17Check, check, check.
01:19You do have a Southern obsession, too.
01:20I do.
01:21I do, Lise.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Potatoes.
01:24That's the...
01:26Yeah.
01:27Anyway, she says the one thing she eats every day is potatoes.
01:31She just looks for good hearty food and she says, I have to have something with potatoes.
01:35I mean, I'm one of those people that either have to have a baked potato, mashed potatoes, french fries, something to do with potatoes once a day.
01:42Same, Dolly.
01:43Same.
01:44Yeah.
01:45Who knew we were on the same diet?
01:46My God.
01:47You could have got to her heart with potatoes, you know?
01:49I would.
01:50I could make her some great potatoes.
01:52I made some baked potatoes last night that were legendary.
01:54Fantastic.
01:55Legendary.
01:56You could have just been like her husband that stayed home and made potatoes while she made all the money.
02:00That was my dream.
02:01All the money.
02:02I'm at a mountain cabin making potatoes.
02:04You're rich.
02:05You're so rich.
02:06No worries in the world.
02:07Just rolling around in money.
02:08You have a world.
02:09You have a world.
02:10Your wife has a world.
02:12Oh, my God.
02:13Dolly world.
02:14Dolly world.
02:15Dolly world.
02:16You got a world.
02:17You've got all the potatoes you can handle.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:20In fact, you don't even have to make the potatoes.
02:22You just tell your chef the kind of potatoes you want.
02:27Make us these potatoes.
02:28Yes.
02:29Overboating and mashed potatoes is on the bill for tonight.
02:32Yep.
02:33Yes.
02:34I'd get one of those canceled famous chefs to get in my kitchen.
02:38Then no one would know that there's a canceled famous chef in my kitchen.
02:42Oh, yes.
02:43Keep your mouth shut over there, fatty.
02:45And make me some delicious potatoes.
02:47Or I'll tell everybody.
02:49Wow.
02:50What a dream.
02:51Yeah.
02:52What a dream life that be.
02:53I mean, her husband's gone, but I'm still married.
02:55Yeah, that's true.
02:56You are married.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Her husband being gone was first.
03:00I'm still married was second.
03:01Yeah.
03:02I just want to make it.
03:03I was on my opening and then was.
03:04Yeah.
03:05Her husband's gone.
03:06Husband's gone.
03:07It's good to dream.
03:08He got a dream.
03:09Sure.
03:10Eating taters with Dolly.
03:11Holy cow.
03:12Come on.
03:13You.
03:14Can I tell you there'd be some gravy.
03:15Haven't you had an idea for like a taters and tits restaurant or something?
03:17Yes.
03:18Yes.
03:19That's it.
03:20Yeah.
03:21We've had to slowly talk him out of that.
03:23Yeah.
03:24She wouldn't wait for that.
03:25Like, oh, Dave.
03:26Yeah.
03:27Honey, sweetie.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:29Don't.
03:30Don't do that.
03:31Taters and.
03:32Teddy restaurant.
03:33That's just crazy.
03:34I've got a world.
03:36I've got my own world.
03:37I've got songs and I've got hits.
03:40We don't need to do any kind of taters and titties.
03:44That's so cute, though.
03:45Don't ruin my dreams, Dolly.
03:47That's why I like you.
03:48Go.
03:49Listen.
03:50Go get in the kitchen.
03:51Make me some potato.
03:52All right, babe.
03:53Pop that top.
03:54I'll be right back.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Bring the gravy.
03:57Oh, yeah.
03:58I'm making gravy right now.
03:59Oh, yeah.
04:00Get it on me.
04:01Oh, you spilled your gravy.
04:03Woo.
04:06Anyway, we'll take a break.
04:07That sounds good.
04:08Let's cool down here for a bit.