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00:00a compliment at the gym has landed one guy in trouble at work
00:14i mean maybe if i complimented a man i'd be safer maybe
00:22would you i guess it depends what the compliment was i don't i'm not complimenting anyone it's
00:28not on me it's not on me me thinking you have a better body than me or something is not that
00:33far-fetched so i don't know my compliment i think is kind of worthless it's weird when a man does it
00:39at work when the right complimented my kids it was very very awkward you wore pants ever since
00:44yes yep i will no longer change your life yeah ruined his life he's mine he'll no longer reveal
00:51his even though that gentleman no longer works here i don't know that yeah i don't i don't know
00:57who it is so oh see i thought it was then it's not who i thought it was i i i don't know for sure
01:04i can't keep track really i mean i have to keep track of who works i don't know okay so i've always
01:10assumed it's one person the same person that wanted to buy your car oh no i never thought it was him i
01:18always thought it was him i never thought it was that would be really weird if it was i never thought
01:23i thought it was it was not him hold on this isn't online right no okay i thought it was this
01:30person oh here we go no no no that would have been wild right that would have been a story
01:38i would have died oh i always thought i would have been going straight to the top about that
01:43okay that would have been crazy okay hey that's who i thought it was no i don't know why it was
01:52always right i just assumed it was him i i think i think i did too why do we think you can you text
01:59who it who it was yes i'm not 100 of their god yeah okay i have an idea but now i okay hold on okay
02:07hold on there we go we're gonna get i gotta find you guys we're not that top of mind i see
02:19oh yeah yeah that's what i that's what i remember right yep huh yeah don't say don't even know who that
02:29is i know well don't don't start talking about it just tight look if you want to see you can see
02:35who it is that's what they go by yeah yes oh that's giving away everything
02:40okay so you always thought it was the other guy and not this guy yeah i always thought it was this
02:49guy i don't i guess i just didn't even remember who at all in fact i thought it might have been the
02:55same another man does this man roll with the fellas i don't know anything i don't know
03:04listen i don't know i think it was like a don't it was meant to be like nice yeah you know like a
03:12pump up like like i'm gonna say no no it appears he doesn't roll with the fellas no no i think it
03:20was just like a night but it was still like a man complimenting another man you should be able to
03:24take it and not think anything other i should i'm sorry you guys this is so just amongst us but
03:33we can't reveal who it is cannot reveal it i don't think there was any ill intent no i don't think so
03:39either it was like i didn't think there was ill intent i thought there was a compliment i don't
03:43think there was that either which turned into a joke yeah by on our part yes well because it was
03:48uncomfortable when he said hey man nice calves what did how did you react thank you
03:57that's he he said i see you're showing off the calves that and i said yep yeah so he also made
04:08it awkward too and then said yep that was it that's it that's how it ended there's never been another
04:14interaction ever he didn't even say they were great he didn't even really compliment them he just
04:18said no yes yes yes no yes i see you're showing off oh yeah i know that yeah this once i yeah
04:25realized it was this person i'm like
04:27why
04:30suck it
04:33you're crazy
04:39i was like you know like yeah that's more like he's still around he's like this not like
05:06this i don't know what you'll say i don't know what you'll say i don't know what kind of sign
05:11language to give dave
05:13sign language is hilarious
05:16could you imagine him playing that stupid game charades
05:21oh dave and charades would be so funny dave charades blow job rim job
05:27sounds like rim job
05:30jesus looks like he's drawing a butthole
05:34it was little women dave and they're like it's the well dave it's the movie the well
05:39i thought you were drawing a butthole
05:41like a butthole to me like a rim job
05:44you stupid bitch what is it
05:50draw it you stupid bitch
05:52draw the god blessed picture bitch
05:55this whore can't draw
06:01you did the international sign for suck it
06:08i think if i
06:09no
06:10i do that
06:12that means suck it
06:14does it
06:15i was like
06:15this was
06:17i didn't go like
06:18go down
06:19this is dave's dave's universal sign to chicks
06:23get on it
06:27dave almost passed out lisa had to put her head down
06:34when i'm silent
06:36it's bad i'm laughing hard
06:38i can't even
06:39oh
06:40i can't
06:41yeah
06:41i was like no not suck it
06:43i'll just say it
06:46still
06:47still around here
06:48still around here
06:49ah my goodness
06:50i guess this is now here
06:52so
06:52anyways
06:53that man
06:55who was likely not into men
06:56was just noticing
06:57that you had shorts on
06:59wasn't actually complimenting you or anything
07:00so it's all been blown out of proportion
07:02that's not true
07:02he
07:03he was complimenting my calves
07:05yeah
07:06yeah
07:07okay
07:08do you
07:09do you think
07:11yeah
07:11okay
07:12not showing off not nice calves
07:14he didn't say they were nice
07:16he did
07:16no
07:17when you're like
07:18ooh
07:18showing off the calves
07:19he was talking about your skinny calves
07:20that does mean you think they're nice
07:21you wouldn't say that
07:23and they're not skinny
07:24i think
07:26i have nice calves
07:27okay
07:28whatever man
07:28i think if someone
07:29complimented
07:30your
07:31calves
07:32chuck
07:32people
07:33people have
07:34he would assume
07:35he'd be wearing
07:35he'd be wearing
07:37oh
07:38he'd be
07:38the shortest of shorts
07:39all the time
07:40there's a lot of talk about my calves
07:42he'd be wearing shorts in january
07:43believe it or not
07:44he'd be at the vending machine
07:45flexing his calves
07:47you know it
07:49waiting for someone to come by
07:50he'd roll up his soft pants
07:52pretty cool look Lee
07:54that's why he's got those tiny little socks
07:57oh yeah
07:58doesn't want anything to block his calves
08:00what are you laughing at
08:03what are you
08:04i can't see
08:05i can't see
08:05i can't see
08:06because i got fantastic calves
08:08that's going to look
08:11oh it's such a weird week huh
08:20we did when we just made a listener poop themselves
08:22laughing
08:23sorry
08:24pooped
08:25you should go to the doctor
08:26you're loose as a goose
08:29chuck could poop himself today
08:33yeah that's true
08:34you better be careful with that flexing
08:35laughing
08:36can you imagine it being like
08:39jack these alleys
08:39oh
08:40you're gonna like those flexes huh
08:41and he runs out of the room
08:43my
08:44chuck pooped himself
08:45flexing his calves
08:46when you're a man
08:48and you flex an area of your body
08:51and it makes a woman laugh
08:52as hard as Lisa just laughed
08:54it is not great
08:55you do it
08:55no
08:55i want to say chuck
08:57good calves man
08:58there's a lot of talk
08:59be careful
09:00chuck
09:02make him uncomfortable
09:02yes
09:03i'm right here dave
09:05i'm right here
09:06i heard dave hunter was complimenting someone's calves
09:08at work
09:09yeah it was chuck's
09:11no i've seen some calf chatter with me
09:14uh
09:14where have you seen this calf chatter
09:16where have you seen that
09:19online
09:20there's online
09:21chuck the freak
09:22calf
09:23okay
09:23chatter
09:24i have too
09:25yeah
09:25there really is
09:26you've seen calf chatter
09:27there's chuck online
09:27when i did my cartwheel
09:29they were talking about my calves
09:31oh
09:32me and chuck have nice calves
09:35luckily it hasn't gone to your heads
09:37no i mean i'm not just showing them off at all times
09:40i mean i will but
09:41no there is some talk of it
09:44we did something and i was in shorts
09:46on like a stage or something
09:48or something
09:49and it was a lot of comments were directed at them
09:52which is wild
09:53but apparently a lot of gay men like calves
09:55it was the video where it was really hot in the studio
09:57oh
09:58and they were talking about your dong
10:00they were doing that
10:02i've had
10:02how do you know that court
10:03there was dong
10:04yeah there was dong talk
10:06there's been some dong talks
10:07he paid court to flood the comments
10:09i did
10:09do you pay court and his fake accounts to flood comments
10:12that was before his comedy career took off
10:14and he was willing to do things for money
10:16no in that video there was some talk of my dong
10:19which is crazy
10:20but um
10:21there was
10:21but in some other stuff
10:23there's been talk of my calves
10:24and it's just a weird thing
10:26that some people notice
10:28yeah
10:28and it is the only muscle really in my whole body
10:31that's actually in shape
10:33but it has to carry around this fat body
10:36yep
10:36all right so now to the email
10:38okay
10:39this guy says
10:41i think i have an hr problem
10:43and i'm looking to you guys
10:45to see how i should handle it
10:46so every morning before work
10:48i go to the gym right near my office
10:49occasionally i may see some of my co-workers there
10:52i'll say hello
10:53give a little wave or something
10:54two days ago
10:56i saw a woman from our sales team
10:58doing some serious lifting
11:00honestly it was amazing
11:01so i walked over to her and said
11:04wow you're a badass
11:05afterwards she wouldn't even look at me
11:08and then i got a call from my boss
11:11asking me if i was available for a meeting
11:13tomorrow morning in hr
11:14oh god
11:15i'm guessing it has to be related to this
11:18has to be
11:19so that's this morning
11:19and she misheard what i said
11:22as something degrading
11:24wow you got a big ass
11:25any help on this one would be appreciated
11:29wow you've got a big ass
11:30what was the quote
11:31you're a badass
11:32you're a badass
11:33so how could you mishear
11:35you're a
11:36you're a
11:37or you're
11:38you're a fat ass
11:40oh my god
11:42if she heard it as fat ass
11:45i would never go over and say someone's a fat ass
11:48you're a fat ass
11:49wow
11:49why do you go to hr if somebody says you're a badass
11:51i
11:53because he was looking at you
11:54i could only think that
11:56maybe
11:56it was
11:58you thought
11:59she thought
11:59he said nice ass
12:01or
12:02oh nice ass
12:03you know
12:04no you're a badass
12:06i mean unless he slurs or he speaks real fast or something
12:09but anything like music
12:11i don't know
12:12what are you thinking jason
12:13i'm just laughing that you're a fat ass
12:15you're a fat ass
12:19dave
12:20dave sit down
12:21sit down
12:22is it true you're in planet fitness
12:25and you walked up to this woman
12:28and you said
12:30hey
12:31you're a fat ass
12:32no
12:33i said she was badass
12:35here's a couple clips we have from your show of you talking to women
12:38okay
12:39well that is uncalled for
12:41take it out of context
12:43a lot of people think it was
12:46agree with lisa
12:46that probably heard it as fat ass
12:48fat ass
12:48okay so now it's gonna be a he said she said thing
12:52yeah how do you prove that
12:53but what if it was like
12:54you got a fat ass
12:55like p-h-a-t
12:57like p-h-a-t
12:58or just like even some guys like a juicier ass
13:02you know
13:04don't say juicy
13:05well don't say juicy
13:06but if you say
13:07look at that juicy ass you got
13:09like what
13:09jason would you have her
13:11right here
13:12the universal sign
13:14the universal sign
13:16yeah
13:16no like i could see jason saying
13:19oh that chick's got a fat ass
13:21not even meaning like
13:22p-h-a-t
13:23like actual like got some
13:25heft to it
13:26and liking it
13:28big juicy booty
13:29that's really unfortunate
13:31and that i think is why
13:32i feel like you should just stay away
13:34from complimenting anyone you know
13:36like i can't even say
13:37he meant it as a total compliment
13:39like to kind of pump her up
13:40yeah
13:41you can't say anything to anyone anywhere
13:43it's probably just not safe as a guy
13:47no
13:47it's just not safe as a guy
13:48like there are women that are setting cameras up
13:51and they're just hoping to god that a guy walks by
13:54and even looks over at a second
13:55because they know they've got a video that they can then
13:57say oh my god this this disgusting pig walked by me
14:02and looked at me while i worked out
14:03i mean these videos are being made
14:05so you just have to as a guy
14:07you keep your your eyes straight
14:09you don't say anything to anybody
14:11if they need a spot you just let the bar crush them
14:14yeah you probably just don't say anything
14:16can hr get involved
14:18if it happened outside of work
14:20it's still because they're co-workers
14:22did it happen inside of work
14:23no a gym near the office
14:25gym near okay
14:26i'm assuming that they probably can
14:28i know that seems weird
14:30but i mean think about it
14:31if just like lisa was showing up on my porch all the time
14:34calling you a fetus
14:37and she was like
14:38nice calves
14:38let me see your calves
14:39nice calves i gotta see those things again
14:41i gotta see those again
14:42some of them calves baby
14:43hold on hold on
14:45i wouldn't report it
14:47but but you know
14:49any i'm just saying
14:51there is some stuff that can happen outside of the workplace
14:53that you could still say
14:55hey listen there's some weird
14:56yeah there's some weirdness going on
14:58lisa did you hear lisa was stalking chuck over his calves
15:01wouldn't let him go
15:03weird
15:05her and a couple other guys that work around here
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