00:00My kid got candy on Halloween night, yeah she's on it
00:06If she were to eat all these tiny sweet treats, she would vomit
00:13No surprise, cause her costume was so cute
00:16But as parents, we don't want her too cute
00:19Know what I should do, but do I have the strength to do it?
00:26Gotta take that bag, hide it from the kids
00:29Yes, even the cup stockin' Reese's
00:32Where's the best place so they won't see it?
00:35Next to my bed, all the paces
00:38When I need a snack, it's there
00:41Even if the kids say not fair
00:44Eatin' all their candy, you're not alone
00:48They ask why, well, tell them I said so
00:51Yes!
00:52Yes!
00:54Cause I said so
00:55So good, Jeff
00:57Bang!
00:59If they ask, cause Daddy said so
01:02That's the way it goes, folks
01:03I thought it's cause Stone Cold said so
01:06Well, he did say so as well
01:07But then Jeff Kirkshen said so
01:09The best place to hide it is right next to your bed
01:11Yep
01:12Hidden in your, you know, drawers right there
01:14Yep, yep, yep
01:15You know where it is, you can have it in the middle of the night
01:18And then you can hide it in your belly
01:20And then you can hide it in your belly
01:21They're not gonna see it
01:22I'm not gonna see it there
01:23I'm not gonna see it there
01:24I'm not gonna see it there
01:25Oh, wow
01:26Okay
01:27We're going to
01:28I'm not gonna see it there
01:29We're going to need some herbal tea
01:30You win
01:31You win
01:31I can't
01:32I can't
01:32You would think I could
01:33But I can't
01:34I can't
01:34I can't
01:35I can't
