Burp, Toot, Choke

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how the show is very comfortable with one another after Dave shares about some of his foot problems and when Lisa thought everyone heard her burp.

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00:00I got the heel spurs.

00:06Say what?

00:07Oh, so that's what you've got?

00:08Yeah, so now I've got this funky thing I've got to wear.

00:11What are you in right now?

00:14Why is your foot in my face?

00:15You're foot in my face right now.

00:17I know that we've been working together for many, many years.

00:20I know, but I guess you're so comfortable with me.

00:23Just put your foot right up.

00:24Let me see it.

00:25Let me see it.

00:26What am I wearing with my flip flops?

00:27Oh, I didn't even see it.

00:28Does that help?

00:28Oh, we'll see.

00:30I just put it on this morning.

00:31So is it just like tender, like your heel's tender?

00:33It's really sore because I started jogging again.

00:36Oh, that's dumb.

00:37Oh, don't do that.

00:38My body just can't handle it.

00:41So I destroyed.

00:42I have plantar fasciitis or whatever the hell it's called.

00:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46I've had it before, but normally it's under the sole of my foot.

00:50And this time it hit my heel real bad.

00:52That sucks.

00:53Do you get injections or anything for that?

00:54I haven't gotten to see anyone yet.

00:56I'm just, I'm trying to see if this helps this like compression.

00:59You're wearing that like flip flops.

01:01I am wearing that as well.

01:03You should have like supportive shoes.

01:06You can't help them.

01:07The flip flops are probably a part of the issue.

01:08What?

01:09I had to own flip flops pretty much all summer because I hurt my foot when we were in Boston.

01:14Yeah.

01:15Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15Oh, right.

01:16You won't give up those flip flops.

01:18I was going to wear shoes this morning, but then I ran out of time.

01:21I'll be honest.

01:22I'll wear flip flops for like a day and my back hurts so bad afterwards that I'm like,

01:28why would anyone wear these for an extended period of time?

01:32This is embarrassing.

01:33What?

01:33But I bought orthopedic flip flops.

01:35You did?

01:36Is that what you're wearing now?

01:37No.

01:37I didn't say they look orthopedic.

01:40They look normal.

01:41They look fine.

01:42Good luck.

01:43Sandy, good luck.

01:43Oh, man.

01:44I got heels first and orthopedic flip flops.

01:46We got to get a separate podcast started.

01:49I'm going to need it.

01:50We better start working on that.

01:52Are we allowed to do that?

01:53Well, I'll fire up the old Twitch again and we'll see what we can do.

01:56Okay.

01:56I just bought a coffin.

02:00I bought a beautiful grave site.

02:02I did.

02:03I bought a great grave.

02:04It is brave to have a heel spur kind of sock thing around half your foot and then to show

02:13it off in a flip flop.

02:15Here's my thought process.

02:16I'm like, it's just you guys.

02:18That's what you think of us.

02:20This is what you think of us.

02:20No, but that's how uncomfortable I am.

02:22I'm just comfortable.

02:24Don't impress me.

02:25No.

02:25Right.

02:25Exactly.

02:26Chuck doesn't give a damn if I'm wearing a half sock.

02:27I accidentally burped in front of you guys yesterday.

02:31I didn't even know.

02:32I've heard you burp before.

02:33You have?

02:33Oh, okay.

02:34I didn't hear.

02:35I didn't know.

02:36I thought you did.

02:36When I was choking, I was like, and then a burp came out.

02:38Oh, you couldn't tell.

02:39Honestly, you were choking so bad.

02:40No, you were choking so hard.

02:41You didn't know I burped?

02:42No.

02:43You just outed yourself for no reason.

02:45I'm glad I said something because I was thinking the whole time.

02:46I'm like, I just burped in front of you guys.

02:47I didn't even notice.

02:48I was like, I was ready to have to come over and do the Heimlich maneuver.

02:51I was like, this won't be bad.

02:53If you do it, that would have made news.

02:55If you do it.

02:56No, no, no, no.

02:58I don't know.

02:59That would have made headlines.

03:01You're in the studio.

03:02I would be like Paul Revere running through this building.

03:11He would.

03:11I'd be running through the city.

03:14Lisa, tune in.

03:16He tune in in front of us.

03:17Where did James get a horse?

03:19Oh, my God.

03:20Everybody in the city, Lisa's tune in.

03:23Spread the word.

03:25Lisa.

03:26She does for it after all.

03:28I'm so excited.

03:30That was hilarious.

03:31James is on a white horse with like a unicorn.

03:35I got my megaphone on.

03:36I'd be so mortified.

03:37Oh, my God.

03:38I'm so excited.

03:39Everybody in the surrounding area, Lisa Way, has tooted this morning for the first time

03:45in the history of her existence.

03:48She is tooted.

03:49In existence.

03:49And we were witness to this amazing event.

03:53Tooted makes it sound so much better.

03:55I'd cover it up like the CIA for you.

03:57I'd be the exact opposite.

03:58I'd be like, she did not.

04:00I'd kill James.

04:01I'd kill his horse.

04:03Oh, my God.

04:04Yeah.

04:04Even the horse dies.

04:05Even the horse is dead.

04:07Please leave the horse out of it.

04:09Give her a megaphone.

04:10I did nothing in the situation.

04:11I thought it looked beautiful and majestic.

04:13She did not.

04:15Yeah.

04:15With only you, I'd use the word toot.

04:18Sounds nicer.

04:19Yeah.

04:20It's because you're a lady.

04:21You tooted.

04:21I didn't even realize that.

04:25No, I didn't know you burped.

04:27We just thought you were choking today.

04:28All night, I thought you heard me burp.

04:30No, that's...

04:31You were just sitting up all night.

04:35I thought about it often.

04:37I can't sleep.

04:38Toss it in.

04:39She's like, Jesus.

04:40I'm going to go in there tomorrow.

04:42Chuck's going to burp all day at me.

04:47Stupid choking.

04:48Why did I even choke?

04:49I choked on nothing.

04:50I choked on nothing.

04:51I choked on nothing.

04:51I pulled a Dave.

04:53I choked on nothing.

04:53I said I pulled a Dave.

04:54But then I burped, and I thought you heard me, because then Dave's like, okay?

04:58Oh, that's funny.

04:59I was like, okay.

05:00Oh, that's completely unrelated.

05:02Yeah.

05:02Oh, yeah, no.

05:03I did not even burp.

05:04No, like, it just...

05:06You choked for...

05:09I don't know.

05:09It was like a couple minutes.

05:11Were we on the air?

05:12I don't even remember, though.

05:13No, you were out of the room.

05:13Okay.

05:14We were off the air.

05:15I was like, well, I don't think Dave's got the most problems here,

05:18because I think I'm losing my mind.

05:20Yeah, no.

05:21I think I have a brain issue.

05:24Yeah, no.

05:24Because I don't recall this at all, and I am trying.

05:27I'm going through all the files.

05:29And nothing.

05:32No, you were outside stretching your back out.

05:35And we were just sitting in here and talking, and then all of a sudden,

05:41Lisa was like, ah!

05:45And I was like, jeez, what the hell?

05:48And she was like, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm fine, Kevin.

05:51I'm good, I'm fine.

05:52And it went on for quite a while.

05:54And Dave, and it just was choke, choke, choke, choke.

05:58And Dave said, like, Lisa, are you okay?

06:00Do you need something?

06:01And I was like, do I have to get, like, legitimately give you the Heimlich maneuver?

06:05She's like, no, stop it, I just got to get better before I got to say that.

06:10My voice.

06:16But in between there, there was a brr.

06:18You didn't even know what I did.

06:20There was, and my eyes, I would think my eyes were like.

06:24No.

06:25It kept you up all night?

06:27Oh, man.

06:29That's crazy.

06:30Because I, I mean, honestly, you could let a huge burp go, and none of us would care.

06:35No, I mean, like, there's sometimes, like, I'm like, seriously, not even thinking I have

06:39a burp on deck, and we're on the air, and I'm such a fat, gross bastard, and I'm like.

06:45And I'm like, oh, god damn you, Andy.

06:47Oh, sure.

06:48All right, here's a little big deal.

06:51Ah, it happened to the best of us.

06:52So, luckily, now you know, we didn't hear it.

06:55You can sleep tonight.

06:56Get some good rest.

06:57Well, I won't think about it ever again.

06:58Just don't, too.

06:59I won't.

06:59Oh, my god.

07:00Man.

07:01Man.

07:02Man.

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