00:00I got the heel spurs.
00:06Say what?
00:07Oh, so that's what you've got?
00:08Yeah, so now I've got this funky thing I've got to wear.
00:11What are you in right now?
00:14Why is your foot in my face?
00:15You're foot in my face right now.
00:17I know that we've been working together for many, many years.
00:20I know, but I guess you're so comfortable with me.
00:23Just put your foot right up.
00:24Let me see it.
00:25Let me see it.
00:26What am I wearing with my flip flops?
00:27Oh, I didn't even see it.
00:28Does that help?
00:28Oh, we'll see.
00:30I just put it on this morning.
00:31So is it just like tender, like your heel's tender?
00:33It's really sore because I started jogging again.
00:36Oh, that's dumb.
00:37Oh, don't do that.
00:38My body just can't handle it.
00:41So I destroyed.
00:42I have plantar fasciitis or whatever the hell it's called.
00:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46I've had it before, but normally it's under the sole of my foot.
00:50And this time it hit my heel real bad.
00:52That sucks.
00:53Do you get injections or anything for that?
00:54I haven't gotten to see anyone yet.
00:56I'm just, I'm trying to see if this helps this like compression.
00:59You're wearing that like flip flops.
01:01I am wearing that as well.
01:03You should have like supportive shoes.
01:06You can't help them.
01:07The flip flops are probably a part of the issue.
01:08What?
01:09I had to own flip flops pretty much all summer because I hurt my foot when we were in Boston.
01:14Yeah.
01:15Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15Oh, right.
01:16You won't give up those flip flops.
01:18I was going to wear shoes this morning, but then I ran out of time.
01:21I'll be honest.
01:22I'll wear flip flops for like a day and my back hurts so bad afterwards that I'm like,
01:28why would anyone wear these for an extended period of time?
01:32This is embarrassing.
01:33What?
01:33But I bought orthopedic flip flops.
01:35You did?
01:36Is that what you're wearing now?
01:37No.
01:37I didn't say they look orthopedic.
01:40They look normal.
01:41They look fine.
01:42Good luck.
01:43Sandy, good luck.
01:43Oh, man.
01:44I got heels first and orthopedic flip flops.
01:46We got to get a separate podcast started.
01:49I'm going to need it.
01:50We better start working on that.
01:52Are we allowed to do that?
01:53Well, I'll fire up the old Twitch again and we'll see what we can do.
01:56Okay.
01:56I just bought a coffin.
02:00I bought a beautiful grave site.
02:02I did.
02:03I bought a great grave.
02:04It is brave to have a heel spur kind of sock thing around half your foot and then to show
02:13it off in a flip flop.
02:15Here's my thought process.
02:16I'm like, it's just you guys.
02:18That's what you think of us.
02:20This is what you think of us.
02:20No, but that's how uncomfortable I am.
02:22I'm just comfortable.
02:24Don't impress me.
02:25No.
02:25Right.
02:25Exactly.
02:26Chuck doesn't give a damn if I'm wearing a half sock.
02:27I accidentally burped in front of you guys yesterday.
02:31I didn't even know.
02:32I've heard you burp before.
02:33You have?
02:33Oh, okay.
02:34I didn't hear.
02:35I didn't know.
02:36I thought you did.
02:36When I was choking, I was like, and then a burp came out.
02:38Oh, you couldn't tell.
02:39Honestly, you were choking so bad.
02:40No, you were choking so hard.
02:41You didn't know I burped?
02:42No.
02:43You just outed yourself for no reason.
02:45I'm glad I said something because I was thinking the whole time.
02:46I'm like, I just burped in front of you guys.
02:47I didn't even notice.
02:48I was like, I was ready to have to come over and do the Heimlich maneuver.
02:51I was like, this won't be bad.
02:53If you do it, that would have made news.
02:55If you do it.
02:56No, no, no, no.
02:58I don't know.
02:59That would have made headlines.
03:01You're in the studio.
03:02I would be like Paul Revere running through this building.
03:11He would.
03:11I'd be running through the city.
03:14Lisa, tune in.
03:16He tune in in front of us.
03:17Where did James get a horse?
03:19Oh, my God.
03:20Everybody in the city, Lisa's tune in.
03:23Spread the word.
03:25Lisa.
03:26She does for it after all.
03:28I'm so excited.
03:30That was hilarious.
03:31James is on a white horse with like a unicorn.
03:35I got my megaphone on.
03:36I'd be so mortified.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:38I'm so excited.
03:39Everybody in the surrounding area, Lisa Way, has tooted this morning for the first time
03:45in the history of her existence.
03:48She is tooted.
03:49In existence.
03:49And we were witness to this amazing event.
03:53Tooted makes it sound so much better.
03:55I'd cover it up like the CIA for you.
03:57I'd be the exact opposite.
03:58I'd be like, she did not.
04:00I'd kill James.
04:01I'd kill his horse.
04:03Oh, my God.
04:04Yeah.
04:04Even the horse dies.
04:05Even the horse is dead.
04:07Please leave the horse out of it.
04:09Give her a megaphone.
04:10I did nothing in the situation.
04:11I thought it looked beautiful and majestic.
04:13She did not.
04:15Yeah.
04:15With only you, I'd use the word toot.
04:18Sounds nicer.
04:19Yeah.
04:20It's because you're a lady.
04:21You tooted.
04:21I didn't even realize that.
04:25No, I didn't know you burped.
04:27We just thought you were choking today.
04:28All night, I thought you heard me burp.
04:30No, that's...
04:31You were just sitting up all night.
04:35I thought about it often.
04:37I can't sleep.
04:38Toss it in.
04:39She's like, Jesus.
04:40I'm going to go in there tomorrow.
04:42Chuck's going to burp all day at me.
04:47Stupid choking.
04:48Why did I even choke?
04:49I choked on nothing.
04:50I choked on nothing.
04:51I choked on nothing.
04:51I pulled a Dave.
04:53I choked on nothing.
04:53I said I pulled a Dave.
04:54But then I burped, and I thought you heard me, because then Dave's like, okay?
04:58Oh, that's funny.
04:59I was like, okay.
05:00Oh, that's completely unrelated.
05:02Yeah.
05:02Oh, yeah, no.
05:03I did not even burp.
05:04No, like, it just...
05:06You choked for...
05:09I don't know.
05:09It was like a couple minutes.
05:11Were we on the air?
05:12I don't even remember, though.
05:13No, you were out of the room.
05:13Okay.
05:14We were off the air.
05:15I was like, well, I don't think Dave's got the most problems here,
05:18because I think I'm losing my mind.
05:20Yeah, no.
05:21I think I have a brain issue.
05:24Yeah, no.
05:24Because I don't recall this at all, and I am trying.
05:27I'm going through all the files.
05:29And nothing.
05:32No, you were outside stretching your back out.
05:35And we were just sitting in here and talking, and then all of a sudden,
05:41Lisa was like, ah!
05:45And I was like, jeez, what the hell?
05:48And she was like, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm fine, Kevin.
05:51I'm good, I'm fine.
05:52And it went on for quite a while.
05:54And Dave, and it just was choke, choke, choke, choke.
05:58And Dave said, like, Lisa, are you okay?
06:00Do you need something?
06:01And I was like, do I have to get, like, legitimately give you the Heimlich maneuver?
06:05She's like, no, stop it, I just got to get better before I got to say that.
06:10My voice.
06:16But in between there, there was a brr.
06:18You didn't even know what I did.
06:20There was, and my eyes, I would think my eyes were like.
06:24No.
06:25It kept you up all night?
06:27Oh, man.
06:29That's crazy.
06:30Because I, I mean, honestly, you could let a huge burp go, and none of us would care.
06:35No, I mean, like, there's sometimes, like, I'm like, seriously, not even thinking I have
06:39a burp on deck, and we're on the air, and I'm such a fat, gross bastard, and I'm like.
06:45And I'm like, oh, god damn you, Andy.
06:47Oh, sure.
06:48All right, here's a little big deal.
06:51Ah, it happened to the best of us.
06:52So, luckily, now you know, we didn't hear it.
06:55You can sleep tonight.
06:56Get some good rest.
06:57Well, I won't think about it ever again.
06:58Just don't, too.
06:58Just don't, too.
06:59I won't.
06:59Oh, my god.
07:00Man.
07:00Man.
07:00Man.
07:01Man.
07:01Man.
07:01Man.
07:01Man.
07:02Man.
07:02Man.
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