00:00Hey there, it's H1
00:08Something wrong with my voice
00:11You're gonna lose your voice
00:13He was trying to read a spot
00:16And it was dangerously close to
00:19Cutting out
00:20Alright, I'll be fine
00:22Let's keep it very calm
00:24Hey there, it's Dave and Chuck the Freak
00:27H29 here
00:29On a Wednesday morning, the 1st of June
00:31Coming up
00:32Do you normally eat those bars?
00:35Not during the show
00:36We've had the wet food discussion before
00:39Yeah, we need to go back to that
00:40Not eating the bars
00:41I've switched to more moist food
00:43But I ran out
00:44He's like a cat
00:45He is, we gotta go wet food with Dave
00:47Dave only eats wet food
00:49He's like a 75 year old man
00:51We can't give him something too crunchy
00:55Alright
00:57Did you drink water?
00:58I haven't been drinking it
01:00It's the deal here
01:01We're witnessing laryngitis happening
01:03Do you need hot tea?
01:05What do you need?
01:06I don't know, Elise
01:06How do I know?
01:07I know what you need
01:08We got a lot more show to go
01:11So we gotta get through this
01:12Stop it
01:12Don't try
01:13James on James
01:14I'm trying to recover here
01:15James gotta clear his airway
01:16Get the dick away from me
01:17You'll make me scream
01:18Anyway, I'll be fine
01:21It sounds like
01:22Just pick it up if you
01:23This cuts out
01:24Yeah
01:24Alright
01:25We got you
01:26Alright
01:26Okay
01:27So what we're gonna do next
01:28Oh boy
01:29Yeah?
01:31Is play mugshot or not
01:32Okay, it sounds like it'll be a fun game
01:33So with five questions
01:35Can we determine
01:36You want me to pull an old mugshot
01:38And I flip Dave
01:39We'll just play that instead
01:39So you can rest your voice
01:40With five questions
01:41Can we determine
01:42If you ever had a mugshot taken?
01:46Oh, we can't do a show like this
01:48So we need to figure this out
01:49No, we can
01:50We can
01:50We'll be fine
01:51Quick
01:51Get a dick in this guy's mouth
01:52Stop it
01:53Chuck
01:54Blow that thing out, James
01:56And that's a wrap for today's show
02:01Yeah
02:01Alright
02:02I do need some more wine
02:04I think you need hot tea too
02:06I mean, you need some hot tea
02:06Get some soothing
02:07Like the honey
02:08Melt
02:08Whatever's going on in the vocal cords
02:10That are stuck
02:11Yeah
02:11I just think you just keep going
02:14The way it is
02:15Because I'm having a blast
02:16Yeah, you're a bastard though
02:17So with five questions
02:18Can we determine
02:19If you've ever had a mugshot taken?
02:21We're playing mugshot or not
02:23And remember
02:24In order for this to work
02:25We need some people with mugshots
02:27And some people without mugshots
02:29We need people with mugshots
02:30That's all you need people with mugshots
02:32Lease away
02:35Thank you, Dave
02:36Had my back a minute ago
02:37Your forecast for today
02:40Anyways, let me give out the number
02:42248-544-WRIF
02:45248-544-9743
02:48Thanks, Dave
02:50Someone just texted me saying
02:52That I should try humming
02:53And that should clear
02:54La-la-la-la-la-la-la
02:59Hey, I owe you
03:01You guys don't need to do it
03:02Hey, I owe you
03:04Hey, I owe you
03:04Oh, now
03:05Brown cow
03:06Now, now
03:07Brown cow
03:10Yeah, just keep it low
03:12Just keep it low
03:13All right
03:14Smooth
03:14So we're playing mugshot or not
03:17Yeah
03:17With five questions
03:19Can we determine
03:20If you've ever had a mugshot taken?
03:23Mm-hmm
03:23we need people with mug shots
03:25and people without mug shots
03:27in order for this to work
03:29yes we do
03:30if that's you call us on the riff lines
03:33248
03:34Dave sounds like Casey Kasem
03:36I thought so too
03:37I just thought that
03:39I just went into my head
03:41I was like that's Casey Kasem
03:42I've been invaded by the ghost of Casey Kasem
03:46our first mug shot victim
03:50dear Dave
03:53okay anyway it's Casey and Chuck the Freak
03:59yeah
04:00here's a text
04:01I'm a female graphic designer
04:03I have three nerdy tattoos
04:06I don't smoke anything
04:08Long Islands are before anything else
04:11and I've never been in a fight
04:13do I have a mug shot
04:15Long Islands huh
04:19that is just pure booze
04:21Lise
04:21yeah
04:22just pure booze
04:23it's two and a half ounces of booze
04:25it's a statement when you order a Long Island iced tea
04:27I love booze
04:29it's rum, vodka, gin, tequila and triple sec
04:32yeah
04:32and like a tablespoon of cocaine
04:36uh, coca-cola
04:37cocaine
04:37oh my god
04:38cocaine
04:39oh my god
04:40cocaine
04:42oh my god
04:44oh my god
04:48did you say cocaine?
04:49I started to say cocaine accidentally
04:51just because I'm so used to saying
04:53oh Dave
04:54and then I said coca-cola
04:55oh we got it
04:56I hope that's on video
04:57because he spit everywhere
04:59he spit everywhere
05:01oh man
05:03he put his lips together to say
05:05say some curse words
05:06oh yeah
05:07uh
05:07I'm gonna say
05:08I'm gonna say
05:09wrap this up
05:10no
05:10I'm gonna say
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