00:00T-t-t-t.
00:02WOOOOOOOAAAAAAA!
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the Carnival!
00:06Cotton Candy 5-hour energy!
00:08It tastes like a Carnival.
00:09Zero sugar!
00:10That actually sounds pretty good.
00:11Yeah, you want to take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:23All right, uh, I shouldn't have to tell you this,
00:25but the Senior Assassin game probably should wrap up right about now.
00:29They still try to do it every year at the end of the school year,
00:33but every year there are stories where it could have gone horribly wrong
00:37and sometimes does.
00:38Here's the latest.
00:39Police are rushing to a report of an armed suspect
00:42waiting in ambush outside a house.
00:45I have a gentleman outside of my house hiding with a gun.
00:49Looks like he's about to ambush somebody.
00:50I need somebody to come right away.
00:52The frantic homeowner calls 911.
00:55He thinks an assassin is lying in wait.
00:58He's got a black hoodie on.
01:00He's got a gun in his right hand.
01:01He's got gray sweatpants.
01:03Cops in Stoneham, Massachusetts, outside Boston, quickly close in.
01:07Lay on your face.
01:09Yeah, lay on your face.
01:11Put your hands behind your back.
01:13But wait, he explains he's no assassin.
01:16It's a senior assassin motor gun.
01:17He's a kid.
01:19The young man was briefly detained and released when cops realized it was a prank.
01:23Now, police are issuing a warning that senior assassin horseplay can be dangerous
01:28because teens can easily be mistaken for a real gunman,
01:32especially if their water pistols are made to look like real weapons.
01:36Former NYPD detective Michael Alcazar has this warning.
01:41Don't assume that law enforcement knows it's the toy.
01:44And if you do get approached by police, comply, put the weapon down.
01:49Put your hands behind your back.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Suck to get shot playing senior assassin.
01:54It does.
01:54It also sucks that we just can't play.
01:57We just can't play anymore because everybody's scared to death.
02:00You know that.
02:01You said it too.
02:01I'm surprised it's still going on.
02:03It's been years, right?
02:04Oh, yeah.
02:05No, they love it.
02:06There's no slowing down with that.
02:07That's for sure.
02:08Water Wars.
02:09Yeah, Water Wars.
02:09I thought this was going to be a story about senior assassins.
02:12Yeah.
02:13That's right.
02:14I literally thought.
02:14I thought it was old.
02:15Old assassins.
02:16That would have been a better story.
02:18That is what I thought, too, when he was like senior assassins.
02:21I was like, it was a kid.
02:23What do you mean it was a kid?
02:24Here I go.
02:26That's what I thought.
02:28The name's Jane Bond.
02:30The name's Bond.
02:32Do you remember your name?
02:34My name is Bond.
02:35Are you sure?
02:36What's your first name?
02:37Jason Bor...
02:40He forgot again.
02:41I don't know.
02:42He's too old to be a senior assassin.
02:43Check this out.
02:46Senior assassin.
02:48No.
02:50That's what they call it, and that's what they've called it for years, Jason.
02:53I'm here to drop off your Meals on Wheels.
02:55Oh, thank you.
02:57Oh, senior assassin!
02:59Yep.
03:01A lot of moans and groans.
03:03Senior assassin.
03:04Oh, my God.
03:04Oh!
03:07Ow!
03:08I gotta hover up.
03:12Here he comes.
03:13I hear him.
03:14Here comes senior assassin.
03:15Hey, how you doing?
03:16Boom, boom.
03:18Gotcha, bitch.
03:21She's old, too.
03:22She can't move fast either.
03:23Oh, yeah, I know.
03:24I'm chasing.
03:25We're chasing each other.
03:26That's a high-speed chase, like a Bond scene where they're doing amazing jumps and stuff
03:34on the road.
03:35It's just two hover rounds chasing each other.
03:40Ah, man.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Ah, well.
03:43Be fun to see, I guess.
03:45It sure would.
03:46But watch out.
03:47They move fast in their arms.
03:49Oh, God.
03:50Senior assassin.
03:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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