Dave's Loud Ass Horn

Beasley Digital

Dave's flat tire this morning shocked Andy because his car seems indestructible and that leads to Dave recalling that he scared Andy yesterday with his loud car horn.

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00:30My dad always does the double honk and wave whenever he's leaving anywhere, you know?

00:35So as I was leaving yesterday, Andy was walking in front just kind of looking at his phone,

00:39so I gave him the honk-honk and wave.

00:41I thought he was about to get killed.

00:43That's like all of my family, too.

00:44They all do that.

00:46Let me tell you guys something.

00:47Dave's horn on that thing.

00:48It's a ship horn, isn't it?

00:49I thought a goddamn jet was coming from there or something.

00:53I've never heard anything so loud in my life.

00:56He jumped quite high.

00:58That horn is the loudest horn I've ever heard.

01:01I was like, are you driving like a goddamn bus?

01:04Dude, why do you have a horn like that?

01:07That's not even...

01:09That shouldn't be.

01:12Like my phone...

01:13It like scrambled my phone.

01:15I'm going to see if I can get...

01:20Oh.

01:21Hey, Dave.

01:22Andy, have a good day.

01:24Oh, my God.

01:25Oh, I'm defecated.

01:26I'm defecated in my pants.

01:29Have a good day, Dave.

01:31See you, Andy.

01:32Good to see you, man.

01:34That's what it was like.

01:35My hair moved.

01:40Oh, my God.

01:41One more time, buddy.

01:43I'll see you later.

01:44I felt like cholesterol in my heart that had been there for a minute.

01:47I got knocked loose.

01:49I was like, oh, thanks, Dave.

01:51I was like, that gave me about another five years on this thing.

01:54You said it sounded like some sort of dinosaur or something.

01:57Yeah, I was like, I didn't realize you drove a dinosaur.

02:00Yeah.

02:01He does.

02:01He drives a goddamn brontosaurus.

02:03That's like it.

02:03Yeah.

02:06Well, it's about the same size.

02:07And then when I say goodbye to him, I'm looking up at him like he's in Voltron.

02:12I'm like, hey, Dave.

02:14Have a good day, Wampere.

02:16Thanks for startling me so good.

02:18Okay, Andy.

02:19I'm off for the day, man.

02:21I'll see you later.

02:22One more.

02:22One more two for good luck here.

02:23Yep.

02:24Yep.

02:26Right as I got shattered my windows.

02:29Look at that.

02:32It was.

02:33It was crazy.

02:34So, you'll need like 20 people to change your tire?

02:39He's going to need like.

02:40He's going to need an.

02:42Yeah.

02:42He's going to need an industrial jack.

02:44I mean, it doesn't.

02:45You just can't use one that comes in a normal car.

02:48Oh, you can't jack that car up with a regular jack.

02:50No, my God.

02:50Are you kidding me?

02:52You need like a bodybuilder to jack that thing up.

02:55They need like a forklift to get it up.

02:59It was crazy.

03:01I didn't mean to startle you.

03:03I was just.

03:04Not knowing it was going to happen.

03:05Right.

03:06I didn't know.

03:07And then just the fact that like if it would have been a regular car horn, like I've had

03:10people honk at me.

03:11Dave's car horn was just something else, man.

03:13I never heard.

03:14It's aggressive.

03:15It's aggressive.

03:15It's crazy, dude.

03:17I was like.

03:19Honestly, I had never even heard it before.

03:21I don't think I'd ever used it maybe once or twice, but my windows have been up.

03:24Right.

03:24My window was down.

03:26Yes.

03:26So I was like, whoa.

03:27Yeah, that is loud.

03:29Now you know not to use it.

03:30Yeah, now God, it would scare the hell out of people like a senior or anything.

03:34Yeah, it's a loud horn, man.

03:35I was like, I was very scared.

03:38I didn't mean to startle you.

03:39It was just my dad kicked into me.

03:41I was like, hold on to you, Andy.

03:43And the double honk, too.

03:45Like the double honk.

03:46Yeah, well, the one shook me up, and the second one was the death blow.

03:50Yeah.

03:53Sounded like he was riding a dinosaur.

03:56It did.

03:56I was like, good Christ.

03:57I think you did jump up onto the green space there.

04:01I thought you were dying.

04:02I did.

04:02I thought it was over.

04:03Oh, my God, something's barreling at me.

04:04I did.

04:05I was like, there's an airplane landing.

04:06It's all over.

04:07It is one of the biggest vehicles.

04:09It's like, to me, it's like one of those, it's almost like one of those army vehicles

04:14that could carry another vehicle inside of it.

04:16Yes.

04:17You know?

04:18Like Andy could just pull his car right up into Dave's.

04:21See you, Dave?

04:22Hey, guys, have a good afternoon.

04:25It is.

04:25Good show, Dave.

04:25You could keep ATVs in the back of it and stuff.

04:28Yeah, exactly.

04:28Just jump right out.

04:30You know?

04:30He could do all those tricks from...

04:32Almost killed Andy.

04:36Dave honks his horn, and you'd think the Red Wings scored.

04:42That's it.

04:44Me!

04:47Holy cow.

04:48Zetterberg put one in.

04:50I didn't know the wings were playing at 10 AM.

04:55Yeah.

04:57Oh, that is funny.

04:58That is kind of what it sounds like.

05:04Bye, guys!

05:06I'll see you later!

05:07Jesus!

05:08The guy makes an announcement.

05:10Where are Dave?

05:12He's leaving.

05:14He should actually have that thing that sounds like that.

05:17All right, Andy, see you later!

05:20Bye, Dave!

05:21Good Christ!

05:23You're going to drive safe home, Andy!

05:25He gave me a gray swatch in my hair, like Rogue.

05:28Yeah.

05:30You came in and changed me the next day.

05:33I did, I was...

05:33You changed Andy's DNA.

05:36I was jumpy.

05:36I was lebih�ed.

05:39Bye.

05:39See you later.

05:45You're back.

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