Andy is a Fancy Fool

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who broke into a car in order to steal a bag of Fritos that was inside. Then, find out Andy was eating a really fancy lobster lunch the other day.

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00:00The Idiot Criminal of the Day

00:08I've got a big thing

00:11Where I'm

00:13Okay

00:14I'm super

00:17Vigilant

00:19Okay

00:19About not ever leaving anything in my car

00:22So that if someone looks in

00:24They'll be like oh I want that

00:25So I'm all over my kids you know

00:28Aiden will just leave his laptop on the seat

00:31I'm like what

00:32What are you doing

00:33Door unlocked

00:34So I've just you know for years been on them

00:38Like don't leave anything in your car

00:40Never leave anything in your car

00:41And I know leaving cash out in your car

00:44Might encourage someone to break in

00:46But snacks

00:48Well

00:49The right person

00:50The right person with the right snacks

00:52That's right

00:53They're just gonna melt

00:58Yeah

00:59My god they're dying in there

01:00Yeah they're dying in there

01:02A 46 year old guy named Sean Johnson

01:07Stole a pickup truck in Wisconsin

01:09It's right on the Illinois border there

01:12Where this happened

01:12And the reason he picked that specific truck

01:16Is why it's making news

01:17He told the cops that he was high

01:20And decided to try the door

01:23Because he saw a bag of Fritos

01:26Sitting on the seat

01:28That's real dangerous to have

01:29People like those

01:31I don't like a Frito

01:32I don't either but

01:33I could see if you're high enough maybe

01:36And you're the right person

01:37Yeah

01:38They must be irresistible

01:39They're popular

01:40You don't get it Jason?

01:41No I mean I got like six bags of Fritos

01:43Sitting right here

01:45They're safe

01:45It's always like the last one

01:46Yeah they're safe

01:47Oh your variety pack?

01:49You just leave those?

01:50Well I eventually eat them

01:51But it's not like the

01:52Top of mind

01:53If they were chili cheese

01:54Chili cheese is different

01:55Then maybe I could see breaking it

01:56Yeah

01:57They're different

01:58Plain Fritos

01:59Yeah

01:59Or the barbecue

02:00Barbecue

02:01Barbecue

02:02Yeah the barbecue

02:02You never see them anymore

02:04You really don't

02:05No

02:05So he broke into the truck

02:07But the keys happened to be inside

02:08So he took off

02:11Eating the bag of Fritos

02:13He used the truck to drive to a church

02:16Where he broke into several other vehicles

02:18And he stole someone's wallet

02:20With 400 bucks inside

02:22People leave everything in their cars

02:23They do

02:24They really do

02:25He used a credit card to buy stuff at Walgreens

02:27Family Dollar and McDonald's

02:29Once the cops showed him all the security footage

02:32From all the places

02:33He's like

02:33Yeah I did it

02:34He's facing charges now for burglary

02:38Identity theft

02:39And possession of a stolen vehicle

02:41And it all started the whole crime spree

02:43Because of a bag of Fritos

02:46I mean he got caught

02:48And he's super dumb

02:49But he had a pretty good run

02:52Yeah

02:52Like when you think about it

02:53He just opened up some car doors

02:55And there was a keys in there

02:57Kind of scored a few times

02:59400 bucks

03:00Credit cards

03:01Car

03:01Fritos

03:03I don't really worry about leaving stuff in my car

03:05Because it's so gross

03:06But like

03:06I got like a fancy lunch

03:09The other day

03:11And I had to go into a gas station

03:12Because I'm always at a gas station

03:14Right

03:14But I like literally

03:15I'm always

03:16You do a lot of your business in a gas station

03:17I do a lot of convenience store business

03:19Yeah

03:19So I go in

03:20And I'm like paranoid

03:21Somebody's gonna steal my lunch

03:23Oh

03:23Your fancy lunch

03:24My fancy lunch

03:25Yeah

03:25I was like

03:26Keeping an eye on my car like a hawk

03:27I'm like

03:28Don't you do it

03:28Because I'll run out there

03:29That's hilarious

03:30That's what you're worried about

03:32Stop

03:32Yeah

03:32No

03:33I waited 20 minutes for that

03:34Fancy lunch

03:35That's my fancy lunch

03:36We're here live with a man who had something obviously very important to him

03:41Stolen from his car

03:42At this local gas station

03:43I'm like I'm hood of my renegade

03:44Why are you on there

03:45Call the police baby

03:46Why are you holding onto the hood of your car

03:49Fancy lunch

03:50What

03:51Fancy expensive lunch

03:53Oh my god

03:54It's not like coal

03:54It's not worth it man

03:55It is worth it

03:57It is

03:58Call the police baby

03:59Was it that potato salad

04:01Yeah

04:01Well no no

04:02No

04:02That was my lobster day

04:04Oh

04:04That was lobster

04:05Yeah you have to watch that car

04:07I've been on a kick

04:07Yeah

04:07That's ruining me

04:09Lobster roll

04:09No

04:10No just lobster

04:11Yeah

04:11He likes the tails

04:12That's fancy

04:13That's what I said

04:14That is a fancy lunch

04:16That's what I'm saying

04:17I would have been

04:18You would have seen me on the hood of that car

04:20I get it

04:20Yep

04:20I'm like no

04:21I had no idea you were having such fancy lunches

04:27Every once in a while I get me a fancy lunch

04:29Yeah

04:29I found out about this

04:30Treat yourself

04:31Yeah treat myself

04:32Give myself a fancy lunch

04:35And he leaves here and it's a whole other

04:37I'm like you did the jokes

04:39Get yourself some lobsters for lunch

04:41You should be proud of yourself today

04:43Great job

04:45Treat yourself with some lobsters

04:47Two of your finest lobster tails

04:49Please

04:50For lunch

04:51I'm heading to the gas station

04:52This is not even my main meal

04:54But I felt like being fancy this afternoon

04:58Thank you so much

05:00I'm going to have a lobster lunch please

05:01Yes

05:02We'll stop at a convenience store

05:03And get an energy drink to wash it down

05:05Energy drink

05:06Yeah

05:07Do you then cook the lobsters at home

05:09Or are they already cooked?

05:10Oh no

05:10I'd love to know where you go

05:11And get lobster like right after the show

05:13Oh yeah there's like a pretty solid seafood place

05:16You go somewhere

05:17I'm ready to go

05:17Is it red?

05:18I wouldn't think of it

05:19Is it no

05:20Oh okay

05:21Is it red?

05:22It's like a lobster?

05:23What?

05:24What's red?

05:25No

05:25A red

05:26Yeah no

05:27Yeah they got um

05:28Interesting

05:29Yeah fancy place

05:30They got creme brulee

05:31Oh

05:31Oh my god

05:33Wait hold on a second

05:34You leave here and have lobster and creme brulee?

05:36Yes he does

05:37Damn you fancy fool

05:39Yeah

05:39Yeah my money goes to real stupid stuff

05:41That's why my future will be terrible

05:44I live in the moment

05:47For 40 years

05:49Yeah

05:50Some things never change

05:52Yeah

05:53Always living in the moment

05:55My goodness

05:57Yeah it is

05:58Yeah

05:58I had a power bar yesterday

06:00And you're having lobster tail and creme brulee

06:02I did

06:03Yeah

06:03And it's just envy

06:05Yeah

06:05It's pure envy I have

06:07Chicken fingers

06:08Yeah my lunch will get fancy every once in a while

06:11That's nice

06:12Good for you my friend

06:13I had lobster yesterday but not for lunch

06:16Really?

06:17But a pasta

06:18There you go

06:18Damn you lobster loving fools

06:20Yeah

06:21I do

06:21I haven't had it in a while

06:23And then I got it twice

06:24Because I was like it was nice

06:25I am looking for a place here that does an incredible lobster roll

06:30And I've yet to find it

06:31Yeah

06:31Well we're not in the smudgies you know

06:33What's it?

06:34Oh yes yeah I've heard of that place

06:36But they only do it a certain time of year

06:38Oh

06:38Did someone say

06:39Oh it was court

06:40Yeah no court

06:41What did you say court?

06:42There's a place

06:43Mudgees

06:43Yeah downtown

06:44Oh okay

06:45I think it's like two weeks a year they do like a

06:47Oh man

06:48I believe

06:48When I get those fancy lunches

06:50Cause I do

06:51I go there and I'm like

06:52This is how I live

06:53That's nice

06:54To the people there

06:55A little bit

06:55Treat yourself like that

06:57Treat yourself good

06:59You gotta get a good lunch every once in a while

07:01I honestly think like

07:02At a lot of the gas stations

07:03They wouldn't even

07:04They might not even recognize

07:05What might be in the car

07:08Right

07:08Like they'd never know

07:09It was gonna be that fancy

07:11No that's why I said

07:12I was keeping an eye on my vehicle

07:13Like a hawk

07:14Like just for that

07:15Like I'll leave my wallet in there

07:16My keys in there

07:17All kinds of stuff

07:18You are

07:18Go ahead and take it

07:19Yeah but if you take my lunch

07:21Yeah

07:21I will

07:22You're a refined gentleman

07:23When you leave here

07:24You should have a top hat and a monocle

07:26I wish I did

07:27It's pretty cool

07:28That would be sweet

07:29Yeah

07:29I wish that was acceptable

07:31And nobody would be like

07:32Make it acceptable

07:33Yeah

07:33You can do whatever you choose

07:34Yeah like I wish I could wear a cloak

07:35Where am I going?

07:36To lunch of course

07:37Yeah

07:38You'd have one of those on

07:40I'd have a cloak on

07:41Yeah you'd have a cloak on

07:42Wow

07:43We're just two dudes going to lunch

07:45What's the problem?

07:46This is just our fashion

07:47Look away

07:48We're having a fancy Thursday lunch

07:50Of course

07:51No

07:52No

07:53No

07:55No

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