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Dave threw up in his office after finding a chunky surprise in one of his protein shakes and the show tries to figure out what happened to the drink.

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00:00Tuesday morning the 13th of September
00:09I just had to throw up into my garbage can
00:12stop did you really
00:13you guys I took
00:16you actually threw up
00:17yes wait till you see inside this
00:20stop protein shake
00:21so we're dealing with puking here right now
00:23what garbage can
00:25you gotta shake those things up
00:27those things are brutal
00:29that's the fair life one
00:30what's in it
00:32you wanna see inside
00:34I mean now I have to
00:37show us your inside Dave
00:40okay hold on
00:40Dave what is that
00:45what is it what happened
00:48so I took a giant gulp
00:51and it was much more
00:53watery than I'm used to
00:55and then I got a big
00:57a big piece of something in my mouth
00:59and I had to throw up
01:01you had that heavy
01:02oh that's an extreme case of that
01:04I think that you have an
01:05Lisa it's
01:06Lisa it's not gross
01:08but I think that you should look at it
01:10it's not gross
01:12I think you should look at it
01:14I've never said that
01:16to you but
01:17listen
01:18it's not gross
01:19this is not gross
01:19but I think you should take a look at it
01:22sounds like a trick
01:23that trick plays on me all the time
01:24and they open up a door
01:26and he's bent over
01:27like what is that
01:28have you ever seen
01:29something like that
01:30let me get
01:31oh god dude
01:32what is that
01:33what is it
01:34it's grown like
01:35two snowballs in there
01:36it looks like two
01:37it didn't dissolve
01:38is it frozen
01:39that's what it's
01:40no but
01:40it feels
01:41it's just been in my
01:42I have this tiny little fridge
01:44in my office
01:45you know those little
01:45like you can fit four things in it
01:47yeah
01:47and
01:49is the temperature too cold
01:50no I
01:51it's never
01:52I've had stuff in there for months
01:53did the fridge turn off by mistake
01:55and it went
01:56sour
01:56but they're
01:58like shelf stable
01:59right
02:00I don't know
02:01what that
02:02I don't think those things are
02:02they know these are
02:03those are the shelf stable ones
02:05they are
02:05you can get them just on the shelf
02:06I've never had those
02:08refrigerate after opening
02:09it says
02:10but other than that
02:11yeah but what
02:12what's going on
02:13with those two big white things in there
02:15are those
02:16is that just like
02:17two balls of protein
02:18but then
02:20it was the watery
02:21I know
02:22it sounds like it's separated
02:23and like
02:24all the
02:24the protein stuff or whatever
02:25just got stuck to the bottom
02:27did you see this
02:28I haven't seen it yet
02:28has it gone through like
02:29big temperature changes
02:30like from hot and cold
02:32like
02:32was it sitting in your car
02:33and then you brought it in
02:34and shoved it in the fridge
02:35I have one of these every morning
02:35and they're
02:36I've never had this happen before
02:37so it always just is like chocolate milk
02:39yeah
02:40that's basically what it is
02:42I love these things
02:42check this out James
02:43up until today
02:43look at this thing
02:45whoa
02:46yeah
02:46like what is that
02:48you know
02:48it doesn't make sense to me
02:51it's not like
02:51it's like dollops of cream
02:52that's what it looks like
02:54it looks like
02:55big thick pieces of chalk
02:56that's how big it is
02:57not like a little bit
02:58it's like
02:58you know what
02:59honestly you know what
03:00it reminds me of
03:01you know the butter
03:02that they put on top of pancakes
03:04that like dollop of like
03:05oh yeah
03:06it's like a little ball
03:08whipped butter
03:10but it's taking up
03:11half the container
03:12yeah that's what it looks like
03:13two of them in there
03:14why are they in there
03:16so I got
03:16just like
03:17a piece of that
03:18I got water
03:19which I knew
03:21something was wrong immediately
03:22because it didn't even
03:23taste like chocolate
03:23and then I got a big
03:25chunk of that
03:25in my mouth
03:26and I had to just run
03:27to the garbage can
03:28that's probably all the
03:28protein and stuff there
03:29oh my god
03:30like a full throw up
03:31wagulated protein
03:32yeah
03:32like had to get it out
03:33at least
03:33so you think it'll go back
03:35to that product again
03:36I don't know Andy
03:37I like them
03:38that's so
03:39that's the worst part
03:40I think it was just a bad
03:41yeah I think
03:41you gotta check it out
03:43and shake it out
03:43you should like google
03:44if it ever happens
03:45to someone
03:46yeah look
03:47look
03:48same thing
03:49oh wow
03:49there we go
03:50oh my god
03:51that's it
03:52oh my goodness
03:52gracious
03:58Dave don't want
04:00no chunks
04:01slimy wormy chunks
04:02in some
04:03oh man
04:04oh it seems
04:05they're all the salted
04:06caramel
04:07that's what this one is
04:09yeah I would never
04:10go for that flavor
04:10oh I love it though
04:11it's delicious
04:12it's like a caramel
04:13milkshake
04:13I don't feel like
04:14science is behind
04:16artificial caramel
04:18I don't
04:18yeah
04:19you know
04:19I feel like
04:20if you're new
04:21to the scene
04:22well you see how
04:23they make it now
04:24it's two globs
04:25of something
04:25I don't trust
04:27scientists
04:28in caramel
04:28yet
04:29it's like when
04:30milk goes super
04:31bad and you get
04:32big chunks of it
04:32but you know
04:33there's no milk
04:34in there
04:34so it's something
04:35else
04:35it's the protein
04:36it's like cottage
04:37cheese came pouring
04:38out of there
04:39in Dave's mouth
04:39and you're not
04:40expecting cottage
04:42cheese
04:42you're expecting
04:43a creamy
04:43milkshake type
04:44liquid
04:45but actually
04:45it looks like
04:45that stuff
04:46they squeeze
04:46out of pimples
04:47on Dr. Pimple
04:47okay
04:47alright
04:48James
04:49you're gone
04:49that's it
04:50you must leave
04:50man
04:51you have to
04:52leave the room
04:52for the day
04:53I got kicked out
04:53I got kicked out
04:54the show
04:54disgusting
04:56that was in my mouth
04:57yeah
04:58it's been a while
04:58since this happened
04:59oh man I saw
05:00a crazy
05:00video of someone
05:02okay alright
05:03we're not going
05:03to pitch in one
05:04and it shoots
05:04why did it kick
05:05Chuck out
05:05he's saying
05:06the same stuff
05:06yeah cause you
05:07started it
05:08I just put
05:11a picture of this
05:12so you can see
05:12for yourself
05:13what it is
05:14up on our
05:14Facebook and
05:15Instagram and stuff
05:16so go check it out
05:17my god yeah
05:17the disgusting
05:18chunky surprise
05:19that made me
05:20vomit
05:20you gotta cool
05:23it with the
05:23flavors
05:24you think if I
05:25just stick
05:26some chocolate
05:26that's great advice
05:27that's great advice
05:28I think it is
05:29cool it with the
05:30flavors
05:30yep he's right
05:31they figured out
05:33chocolate a long
05:34time ago
05:34they know how to
05:35make a simulated
05:36chocolate
05:36you got these
05:38scientists trying to
05:39come up with
05:40salted caramel
05:40it's gotta taste
05:42like
05:42and their strawberry
05:43is just like a
05:44strawberry milkshake
05:45it's amazing
05:45yeah until this
05:46until that
05:47it's just too
05:47much
05:48you can't be
05:49healthy
05:50and then
05:50have salted
05:52caramel flavors
05:53all the time
05:53you just can't
05:54come on
05:55why not
05:56it's just not
05:57real
05:57why not
05:57we should be
05:58able to have
05:59healthy salted
06:00caramel
06:00it's just not real
06:01look at it
06:01take a look at that
06:03there you go
06:04you're playing with
06:05fire with salted
06:06caramel
06:06I never thought
06:07the flavor
06:08would play a part
06:09Andy
06:09but I guess it does
06:11it's gotta stick
06:12to plain old
06:13chocolate and vanilla
06:14yeah you're gonna
06:14have to look into
06:15them now though
06:16like every time
06:17you crack one
06:17oh I will
06:17you know what
06:18I'm gonna have
06:18to do
06:19I'm gonna have
06:19to pour it
06:20into a glass
06:20yeah
06:21yeah
06:21some of the
06:22you can tell
06:22Dave has kids
06:23by the way
06:23he spoke to
06:24James
06:24I don't feel like
06:25he was getting
06:26scolded
06:26but I'm okay
06:26yeah exactly
06:27get out
06:29go to your room
06:30James
06:31that's enough
06:31James
06:32you can't tell
06:32me what to do
06:33you're not my
06:34real dad Dave
06:35yeah
06:35little do you
06:37know
06:38Dave's son
06:42this is very
06:43traumatic
06:43Dave
06:44yeah
06:46who would have
06:46thought this
06:47was happening
06:47to me
06:47Dave got his
06:48DNA test back
06:49and matched
06:50with James
06:50I am your
06:51father
06:52what a twist
06:54yeah
06:54plot twist
06:55you didn't see
06:55coming
06:56absolutely
06:56no
06:57alright
06:57coming up
06:59here
06:59we're gonna
06:59move on
07:00as I
07:00have a little
07:01less vomit
07:02in me
07:02that's great
07:03though
07:03what a great
07:03surprise to leave
07:04for the cleaning
07:04crew
07:05yeah
07:05well it's in the
07:07can
07:07they won't
07:08notice it
07:08until next week
07:09anyways
07:09a couple of
07:09drips may have
07:10got out on the
07:10floor
07:11oh my god
07:11mainly in the
07:12can
07:12they didn't
07:13clean it
07:13yesterday anyway
07:14so they don't
07:15really care
07:16no
07:16no
07:17no
07:19no
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