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00:00Nice lads.

00:00Fire and chips for me, Ty.

00:02Sounds good.

00:02Hey, you shouldn't be stuffing your faces before curry night the sequel tonight, should you?

00:05We've not forgot. You still up for it, Roy?

00:07Uh, certainly. What time would you like?

00:09Um, seven-ish. And trust me, my madras will blow your socks off.

00:12Yeah, right.

00:13Best bring your fire extinguisher around, Roy.

00:15I'm afraid the fire extinguisher cannot leave the premises.

00:17He was kidding.

00:18Am I, Tyrone?

00:19Am I?

00:20Oh, please.

00:21You can barely eat a packet of salt and vinegar without your eyes watering.

00:24All right, boys, go steady, eh? It's a bit of tea, not a bush took a trial.

00:26And if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

00:29I like it hot me. Fizz reckons I could have joined the Avengers. Iron belly.

00:32I'm sure it will be delicious.

00:34Uh, Tyrone, would you care to look at my radiator? It's not working again.

00:38I'm sorry to...

00:39It's no bum.

00:40Gary, could you...

00:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, you go ahead.

00:44What's up with you?

00:45Me?

00:46Yeah, that weird little smile on your face.

00:54Got this down at Quarry Mile yesterday.

00:55Whoa! Don't touch it with your bare hands.

00:58This is a ghost chilli.

01:00If I drop this right now, it'll melt through the floor. It's that hot.

01:03Why are you a bon villain?

01:04I'm just sick of him going on.

01:06When I drop this into Ty's bowl, two bites he won't be talking about his iron belly again.

01:10Three!

01:11And he won't be talking for the rest of the week.

01:13I have brought a bottle, as they say.

01:17Cheers!

01:18Nettle wine?

01:19What, have you made this yourself?

01:20No, I was given it by someone from the Historical Society.

01:24But if it's palatable, I might drown her hand her.

01:27Our allotments.

01:28Painted them.

01:29Yeah, I bet.

01:30Apparently, nettles can cure all sorts of ailments.

01:33And it's non-alcoholic.

01:35Oh!

01:37Well, I'm sure it'll be great with curry.

01:39Rich is ready, by the way.

01:41I'll just wash my hands, if I may.

01:43Yeah, go up.

01:44Er, where's Gary got to?

01:45I don't know.

01:46Only bet I'll hurry up.

01:47Have you set the table?

01:48No.

01:49I'll do it then, shall I?

01:55Hey, about time.

01:57Sorry boys, Jake was playing up.

01:59Just about to serve.

02:00Whoa, whoa, whoa!

02:02What you doing?

02:03I'm serving up.

02:04Which bowl's closest to the sink?

02:06I don't know.

02:08You never.

02:10Flaming hell.

02:12What's going on?

02:14Promise you won't be mad.

02:16Very nice.

02:22Right, I was gonna ask you, erm...

02:24Yes?

02:24Er, a question.

02:26I've...

02:27I forgot now, erm...

02:28No, erm...

02:29What kind of things do nettles cure?

02:32Well, erm, any number of things.

02:34I don't know about cure.

02:35I think it's more a case of alleviating the symptoms.

02:39Arthritis, for example, or various skin complaints.

02:43And what else?

02:44Well, there's too many to mention.

02:46Though, I wouldn't stress, none of them are proven.

02:49Right, it's just, you know, I'd be interested to find out more.

02:52Yes, well, I'll tell you what.

02:54I'll lend you a copy of the article.

02:56Mmm.

02:58Mmm.

02:59Really is very good.

03:00Thanks.

03:01Oh, yeah.

03:02Mmm.

03:03Mmm.

03:04Mmm.

03:05Mmm.

03:06Mmm.

03:07Mmm.

03:08Mmm.

03:09Mmm.

03:10Mmm.

03:11Mmm.

03:12Mmm.

03:13Mmm.

03:14Mmm.

03:15Mmm.

03:16Mmm.

03:17Mmm.

03:18Mmm.

03:19Mmm.

03:20Mmm.

03:21You didn't have to do the dishes right.

03:23Well, it's the least I could do after your hospitality.

03:26Are you feeling any better?

03:29Mmm.

03:30I bet, thanks.

03:32Mmm.

03:33Well, I very much enjoyed the meal and the company.

03:38You're not getting off already, are you?

03:40Yes, yes.

03:41I shall leave you to whatever you young people do.

03:44Drinking pints of milk, mainly.

03:45Well, look, we should make this curry now, a regular thing.

03:47Good idea.

03:48Yeah?

03:49Besides, you hadn't tasted nothing till I've made you a bombardoon.

03:51What's that?

03:52A curry my mate Quinny in the army used to make.

03:53Sounds lethal.

03:54Mmm.

03:55It was.

03:56Well, I'm in.

03:57Even if he's not.

03:58Hey, I never said that.

03:59I'm game.

04:00How about you, Roy?

04:01Me?

04:02Yeah, there's four of us in the curry club.

04:04And if I'm still in, you've got no excuse.

04:07Unless the heat's got too much for you.

04:09Oh, no.

04:10Absolutely not.

04:11My mother always said that I had an asbestos mouth and I shall prove her right.

04:15Yeah!

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