Corrie Kylie & Tracy vs Tina McIntyre & Gary Windass 20th December 2013

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00:00Well, there goes the family allowance.

00:02How long's she been here for?

00:04About half an hour before you came in.

00:06But obviously she would have been drinking, look at her.

00:08You know, no one went, I wouldn't be bothered,

00:10but it's Bessie Street Nativity this afternoon.

00:12Well, she can't turn up hammered.

00:14How do you know about Nativity's?

00:16Simon's in it, dead ago.

00:18Actually, in fact, said I'd be on my way by now,

00:20but Sean's late.

00:22We should get back.

00:24Ooh, is this your way of trying to make it up to me?

00:26How many times have I said, I'm sorry?

00:28Hmm.

00:30Well, buy me another drink

00:32and I might believe you.

00:34Back in a sec.

00:36All right.

00:38Loser!

00:40Sorry about her.

00:42Do you know how easy it would be

00:44for me to have that smug look of her face?

00:46Yeah? But then, neither of our lives

00:48will be worth living.

00:50Are you robbing, flaming...

00:52All right, hang out.

00:54Fuck off!

00:56Take it easy, Kylie.

00:58Look, are you going to Max's Nativity in that state?

01:00Mind your own business.

01:02Put me another large vodka in there.

01:04Kylie.

01:05Are you deaf?

01:06No.

01:07I'm just not serving you.

01:09Oh.

01:10Look at you.

01:12Little Miss Butterwump Melt.

01:14We all know what you're really like, don't we?

01:17You had this one hanging on a string for months, didn't ya?

01:20Poor mug.

01:22Following you around like a little lost puppy.

01:25Oh, what?

01:26Now it's my day, but it's too.

01:27Tyler, I'm not serving you so.

01:28Do you need that?

01:29No, no, it's fine.

01:30Come on, I think you better go.

01:31Fine, I mean.

01:32It's not like it's the only pub round here, is it?

01:34He's hecked off!

01:35It's a bag.

01:37It's a bag.

01:43Give me a look.

01:51Tyler, give me that.

01:52You think we should call someone?

01:54Yeah, how about a psychiatrist?

01:56You know, some people don't deserve children.

01:58And what would you know about it, eh?

02:00You gave yours to him!

02:01Your son is at his first nativity, and you and your local pub so bladdered you can barely

02:06stand.

02:07For your information.

02:09I'm on my way there now.

02:11And I'll be the proudest mum there.

02:13Kylie!

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