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00:00can I help you yeah I'm looking for your strawberries I'm afraid we sold out of
00:16strawberries we have some raspberries left and blackberries sold out just this
00:20lunchtime sorry you can't just sold out I've been waiting all day to come and
00:25get these strawberries like I said I'm terribly sorry you understand this
00:29is important I need those strawberries you had plenty the other day as I keep
00:35trying to explain we've sold them that's quite common in the retail business I
00:40was wondering when sarcasm might rear its ugly head my apologies but since the
00:45message is clearly not getting across with respect it's you who are not getting
00:50the message I need those strawberries you made that abundantly clear mister oh now
00:56the personal touch to diffuse delicate situations won't wash I'm afraid then
01:01I'm sorry I can't help you perhaps you should try another shop I have to have
01:06those particular strawberries when you get more in maybe tomorrow maybe the day
01:11after if a manager doesn't know vital information like that we sell thousands
01:16of different products in this show hiding behind statistics won't wash either
01:20oh problem solved is this what we're looking for you all right now Roy yes yes thank you
01:29uh sorry if I was making a nuisance of myself oh don't be daft it was Tyrone that found her
01:35really yeah in another fridge someone must have changed the mind and dumped her yeah oh come on
01:49don't stop playing up on me modern technology eh sorry about this apparently the old Soviet Union
01:56they used to add up people's purchases on an abacus what it's a manual counting frame colored beads on wires
02:04must have been quite diverting to watch oh dear problem yeah the system won't accept the strawberries
02:13because they're past the best before date you will still sell them to me though I'm afraid it's not as simple as that
02:21why health and safety but surely that is for the customer to decide whether or not to take the risk
02:27I would love to be able to help you I really would but so what will you do with these strawberries
02:33destroy them we may well do well why can't you just give them to me as I say it's a health and safety
02:40issue this is ridiculous can you make an exception I'm afraid it's out of the question
02:46these are the only thing that give my wife any pleasure she is very ill
02:52that's one more reason for our caution actually what well if she were to be made worse by eating
03:02these straws is that all you think about your public image no but my wife is dying of cancer
03:10if I could ask you again sir to please leave I want that punnet of strawberries if you give me
03:20your details I'll give you a ring as soon as we get a new delivery but until then please just let
03:26him out there's any trouble oh really you don't know him like we do if you don't leave soon I'll have
03:32no alternative but to call the police and I'm sure we don't want that
03:37oh no
03:46Rob are you okay come on though I leave these now come on ruined definitely one of them let's get you
03:58what will I say to Hayley she'll understand satisfied now are you hang on what are you
04:05gonna do call the police oh yeah go on kick a man while he's down why don't you
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