Corrie Roy vs The Delicatessen Manager 10th January 2014 Ep 1 & 2

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00:00can I help you yeah I'm looking for your strawberries I'm afraid we sold out of

00:16strawberries we have some raspberries left and blackberries sold out just this

00:20lunchtime sorry you can't just sold out I've been waiting all day to come and

00:25get these strawberries like I said I'm terribly sorry you understand this

00:29is important I need those strawberries you had plenty the other day as I keep

00:35trying to explain we've sold them that's quite common in the retail business I

00:40was wondering when sarcasm might rear its ugly head my apologies but since the

00:45message is clearly not getting across with respect it's you who are not getting

00:50the message I need those strawberries you made that abundantly clear mister oh now

00:56the personal touch to diffuse delicate situations won't wash I'm afraid then

01:01I'm sorry I can't help you perhaps you should try another shop I have to have

01:06those particular strawberries when you get more in maybe tomorrow maybe the day

01:11after if a manager doesn't know vital information like that we sell thousands

01:16of different products in this show hiding behind statistics won't wash either

01:20oh problem solved is this what we're looking for you all right now Roy yes yes thank you

01:29uh sorry if I was making a nuisance of myself oh don't be daft it was Tyrone that found her

01:35really yeah in another fridge someone must have changed the mind and dumped her yeah oh come on

01:49don't stop playing up on me modern technology eh sorry about this apparently the old Soviet Union

01:56they used to add up people's purchases on an abacus what it's a manual counting frame colored beads on wires

02:04must have been quite diverting to watch oh dear problem yeah the system won't accept the strawberries

02:13because they're past the best before date you will still sell them to me though I'm afraid it's not as simple as that

02:21why health and safety but surely that is for the customer to decide whether or not to take the risk

02:27I would love to be able to help you I really would but so what will you do with these strawberries

02:33destroy them we may well do well why can't you just give them to me as I say it's a health and safety

02:40issue this is ridiculous can you make an exception I'm afraid it's out of the question

02:46these are the only thing that give my wife any pleasure she is very ill

02:52that's one more reason for our caution actually what well if she were to be made worse by eating

03:02these straws is that all you think about your public image no but my wife is dying of cancer

03:10if I could ask you again sir to please leave I want that punnet of strawberries if you give me

03:20your details I'll give you a ring as soon as we get a new delivery but until then please just let

03:26him out there's any trouble oh really you don't know him like we do if you don't leave soon I'll have

03:32no alternative but to call the police and I'm sure we don't want that

03:37oh no

03:46Rob are you okay come on though I leave these now come on ruined definitely one of them let's get you

03:58what will I say to Hayley she'll understand satisfied now are you hang on what are you

04:05gonna do call the police oh yeah go on kick a man while he's down why don't you