00:00Hi, love. You're late home from school.
00:12She's been round to Smiggers.
00:14Kirky! We're thinking about going out for some pizza. Have you got much homework?
00:18Just a bit, but...
00:20You liar. You've no flaming homework cos you've not been to school. I rang.
00:24You've been hanging round Barlow's Bides this afternoon. Why?
00:28I forgot my pencil case.
00:30Oh, so you bought one second hand from Tracey?
00:32Well, tell me, Craig, what was you doing in that shop when you should have been in school?
00:38I paid for it.
00:42It's a game.
00:44So who paid for this then? Cos it weren't him and it weren't me.
00:48Oh, can't speak. It must be nicked.
00:50No. Rob will know.
00:52Kirky, door. Copy that.
00:54Leaving off, Tracey. She's practically family.
00:58God, well, you'd better get your story straight cos Rob won't let this go. He'll wanna call the police.
01:02I didn't pinch it.
01:04It was Carl. He gave him the money.
01:06Or I'm in a funny mood. Either way, we're winding each other up.
01:12Just gonna use a lip.
01:14Drink.
01:15I've not come for a drink.
01:16Is your Carl about?
01:18Er, yeah, he's down the cellar way.
01:20Er, can you get him for me then, please?
01:22Well, he'll be up when he's up. Anything I can help you with?
01:25Well, I'd like to know what he's playing at, buying my son computer games.
01:29I'm sorry, Carl. He barely knows you, Craig.
01:32That's what I thought. And these games don't come cheap, even at Tracey's place.
01:36What's that meant to me?
01:37I don't need handouts from Carl or anybody.
01:40So what do I owe you?
01:41I don't know.
01:42Well, can you ask him now, please?
01:45Beth, I think you've got the wrong end of the stick.
01:48But if you haven't, and Carl has been nice to Craig, then let's talk about it in the back, in private.
01:53No time. I'll wait here. I won't have anybody saying I don't pay me own way.
01:58Even you must find that weird.
02:01I mean, what does Sunita think about Carl and the twins, eh?
02:04Nothing, all right? Nothing.
02:05No, she said he was useless. Never showed any interest in them kids whatsoever.
02:10All right, look. What is Craig? Promising young footballer?
02:15No.
02:16Deadly at blackjack. Has he got long hair, great legs, nice rack?
02:21Cos they, my friend, are the only things Carl is interested in.
02:25Why the sudden friendship? Makes no sense.
02:29What's Carl bought him? A DVD?
02:31A game.
02:32And what sort of game?
02:34I don't know, do I? What's he to do with you when he rode?
02:38Don't want to add Craig's business to talk of the wash house.
02:41Carl definitely bought him a game.
02:43My lad does not lie. And if he is lying, he'll know about it.
02:47Oh, that's the last of the IPA, love. Shall I get on to the brewery?
02:50Have you been talking to Craig?
02:52Craig?
02:53Beth's son. She's got an interest in buying him presents.
02:56Oh, give over.
02:57Hey, what's that Craig said to you? Why have you been buying him stuff?
03:00I don't know what you're on about.
03:02What? You're saying you never bought my lad a computer game?
03:04No.
03:05See, I told you it wasn't true.
03:07He gave him money for one.
03:09Why?
03:10I thought he needed cheering up.
03:11Er, I'm head of cheering up in his world, mate.
03:14Listen, love, I might not be a parent, but I have been a kid. Just a bit of cash to lift his spirits. I thought he looked a bit fed up.
03:20Well, if he is, it's my problem, not yours. I'm perfectly capable of looking after my own son.
03:25Blimey, what's the world coming to you? You can't treat your neighbour's kids without being chased out of town with pitchforks.
03:30Get your money in me pocket from now on.
03:32You better add.
03:33Hey, listen, no harm done. How about a drink on the house?
03:36Oh, more flaming bribery.
03:38I'll take it back then.
03:40Er, rum and coke.
03:41I don't think he bought a single thing for my kids. Even when he was seeing their mother.
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