00:00Me time. Total peace and quiet.
00:03How'd you swing it, anyway?
00:04I'm not telling you.
00:05Just Alan.
00:06Is Ailey around?
00:07Oh, no, she's not, I'm afraid.
00:09Who's asking?
00:11It's Christian, her son.
00:14Her son?
00:15Yeah, that's right, her son.
00:17Oh, well, she won't be back for a while yet.
00:21I'll wait.
00:22Give us a cup of coffee and a scone, will you?
00:25Yeah, sure.
00:26You all right, mate?
00:27All right.
00:28Where is she?
00:29She's in hospital.
00:32It's Ailey's son.
00:35You.
00:36Ailey's got a son?
00:37Why do you say it like that?
00:38Because I know all about you.
00:40Congratulations.
00:42How?
00:43What's she doing in hospital?
00:46What would you care?
00:48Because she's, he's my dad's stroke mum.
00:51Dilly where applicable.
00:53What do you want?
00:54Who are you?
00:55I'm a friend.
00:56Nose a cow, though, aren't you?
00:57Say that again.
00:59Ches.
00:59Nose a cow, though, aren't you?
01:00Ches.
01:01Just...
01:02She had an accident or something.
01:05Or has she changed her back into a man?
01:07I don't think you should be here when she gets back.
01:22She doesn't need the stress.
01:24Maybe that's up to me.
01:25I'm suggesting you come back another time.
01:27I'm suggesting you keep part of it.
01:28Look, pal, why don't you just keep going, yeah?
01:30What are you, her keepers?
01:32Standing there asking me to leave when I've just heard my mum's on death's door?
01:35Oh, your mum now, is it?
01:36No deleting where applicable.
01:40But you win.
01:42I'll come back another time.
01:43Actually, I wouldn't bother if I was you.
01:45You're not welcome.
01:46I'll let Hayley be the judge of that.
01:47Er, you haven't paid?
01:48Have you not been listening?
01:49It's my mother's cafe.
01:51I don't have to pay.
01:52This is all she needs.
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